Minion Death Cult - BRAINDEAD ELOI (clip)
Aired: 2019-09-05
Duration: 03:17


=== Delicacy of Disgust (03:16) ===

[00:00:00]  Today's education system and liberals are raising up a generation of brain-dead Eloy!
[00:00:09]  Which is a reference to the time machine?
[00:00:13]  A reference to the superior race in the time machine?
[00:00:18]  I mean, I guess you could argue that they're not technically the superior race since they're still, like, hunted for food, but they're clearly the more intelligent race in that book and movie.
[00:00:29]  Very clearly.
[00:00:31]  They're just, I think they're weak.
[00:00:33]  I think that's maybe what he's implying.
[00:00:35]  He has to add on the brain-dead because people know that the Eloi were more intelligent, but these Eloi that he's talking about are hypothetical brain-dead Eloi.
[00:00:46]  So they have like the weakness of the Eloi, but with the brain power of the... What are those called?
[00:00:52]  The Morlocks?
[00:00:54]  Yeah, I think it's Morlocks.
[00:00:58]  They have been lied to for so long and so often, they are now indoctrinated to believe their own BILGE!
[00:01:07]  To believe their own FILTH!
[00:01:11]  You ever just sit around believing in your own filth?
[00:01:15]  No, I mostly focus on my bilge.
[00:01:20]  I just love to sit in a big pile of my own filth and believe in it.
[00:01:24]  Isn't that just what a bath is?
[00:01:30]  Before the fall of the Roman Empire, the elitists and their followers became so enamored with a delicacy made from a fish!
[00:01:38]  They couldn't get enough of it!
[00:01:41]  I forgot all about this comment.
[00:01:43]  Yeah, it's amazing.
[00:01:45]  I love this.
[00:01:47]  They couldn't get enough of it!
[00:01:48]  This fish was found in only one place on Earth.
[00:01:52]  The sewers of Rome!
[00:01:53]  They willingly and knowingly dined on their own filth and called it good!
[00:01:59]  Disgusting.
[00:02:02]  Not only were they chowing down on that filth, but they had the audacity to say that it was good.
[00:02:08]  Yeah, this is yummy.
[00:02:11]  How can it be yummy?
[00:02:12]  It's filth!
[00:02:14]  Like, I know you're eating it, but at least call it disgusting.
[00:02:17]  I know you love it, and you think it's a delicacy, but at least have the intellectual honesty to call it what it is, which is filth!
[00:02:26]  Isn't that how you're supposed to be if you eat McDonald's?
[00:02:29]  That's how you're supposed to approach it?
[00:02:31]  I acknowledge it's filth, but I consume it as such.
[00:02:36]  I think maybe what he's saying is... And I know it's delicious filth.
[00:02:39]  Anytime there's somebody from an older generation around you when you're eating this fish delicacy, you have to put, like, a napkin over your head to hide your shame.
[00:02:49]  Eat it behind, like, a veil?
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  Remember that really, like, fucked-up scene in Oldboy where he eats the fish delicacy in one take on camera and it's like, ew, gross, it's filth!
[00:03:09]  It took me a second.
[00:03:10]  I was like, wait, what?
[00:03:13]  You're like, ew, look, he's chewing it.
[00:03:15]  He's doing it.
[00:03:16]  So gross.