Subscribe at http://Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and hear every episode. This week we cover the recently released Plain View Project database for racist, reactionary, and generally bloodthirsty posts and comments made by cops. It's some sick, moronic stuff, folks.
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| Robert Oakes says, here's your Miranda rights, uh, spelled incorrectly. | |
| One, you have the right to shit the fuck up. | |
| Which I didn't even know- I didn't even notice it was written shit the fuck up until just now. | |
| Which is crazy because if you ever try to write shut- if you ever try to write shit, it will autocorrect to shut every single time. | |
| Yeah, I mean, you know, this is the early age of autocorrect. | |
| It's really weird that it didn't catch this. | |
| You have the right to shit the fuck up. | |
| Shit the fuck up? | |
| Is that like when you're trying to have sex and you accidentally poop and you mess up the sex? | |
| Man, you really shit the fuck up. | |
| It's like shitting the bed, but worse. | |
| It's more specific. | |
| I mean, I don't wanna, I don't wanna shame anybody here for their... Well, I'm just saying in this context, the phrase would be used in a negative way. | |
| Yeah, oh, absolutely. | |
| You know, for people who aren't, you know, for people who, the minority who aren't into that kink, this is what they would say. | |
| The rare few. | |
| You have the right to shit the fuck up. | |
| You have the right to shit the fuck up. | |
| Anything you say will cause me to fucking throat punch you. | |
| Dot dot dot dot dot. | |
| To fucking throat punch you. | |
| Which is also very much a product of that era. | |
| The throat punch I feel like is a very... | |
| 2010 threat? | |
| Yeah, that was in a lot of these memes. | |
| It was a lot of like, share this image if you think soldiers should be allowed to throat punch anyone who spits on them in public. | |
| Just like such a specific wish. | |
| Just such like a specific fantasy you have. | |
| You have a fantasy about a soldier getting spit on in public and then being able to punch someone in their throat for that. | |
| Also, do you think that any soldier would not throat punch somebody that, like, spit on them in public? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Now they can get away with it more? | |
| Well, yeah, I think you're, like, kinda calling soldiers pussies if you think they care about, you know, uh... | |
| Laws, civil laws, or, uh, customs, or, like, the Geneva Convention. | |
| Like, we all know, uh, only cucks give a shit about that. | |
| Fake facts. | |
| Um, two. | |
| You have the right to an attorney. | |
| Again, spelled incorrectly. | |
| Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. | |
| If you can't afford one, that's your fucking fault. | |
| Dot, dot, dot, dot. | |
| You should have done better in life. | |
| Dot, dot, dot, dot. | |
| Oh my god, that, again, totally, at that era, I'm winning at life! | |
| Yeah, um, can't afford an attorney, well why don't you go to fucking law school then? | |
| You know, something like that, like, uh, what, you're too poor to afford an attorney, why don't you start a business, start a law firm? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Why don't you just read the books and defend yourself? | |
| Three. | |
| At any point, you can decide to fuck off. | |
| Dot dot dot dot. | |
| But if you did that in the first place, then I wouldn't have to waste my time reading you your rights, you pile of shit! | |
| With, uh, five exclamation points. | |
| I do imagine this is the most mundane crime. | |
| This is the smallest crime. | |
| This is just like a failure to appear. | |
| Uh, you have a worn out, sorry I gotta arrest ya. | |
| But also, like, at any point you can decide to fuck off? | |
| I don't think that's how an arrest works. | |
| Hey, ooh, you know what? | |
| This is going great, but can I actually just fuck right off? | |
| Can I fuck off instead? |