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We did not post an episode last week because I worked three back-to-back 12-hour shifts that I think probably took several years off of my life.
So, weren't able to do it that week.
We are here this week, and we'll have something for Patreon supporters this week as well.
Today, we're catching up.
We covered Loquicia last week, so we had to put Lil Nas X and Wrangler on the back burner.
Don't say we're not fair and, you know, fair and equal representation here.
Yeah, well, I mean, we try to include as many minority voices on this show as possible.
Doing back-to-back episodes on people of color is evidence of that, I think.
Had to get LaQuisha out there while it was hot, but...
This week we're starting off with Wrangler's Lil Nas X collaboration.
It's, you know, based on the song Old Town Road where Lil Nas X says he has Wrangler's on his booty.
And so the company decided to partner up and do some clothes with him.
And, you know, this would normally be like a fine, normal thing for a company to do when a huge artist drops that company's name in a very popular song.
But you're forgetting that Lil Nas X is black and Wrangler jeans are white.
They are white blue jeans.
So this caused a bit of controversy.
Yeah I'm really happy that we did wait to do this episode because I think had it had we got it while it originally happened I might not be as As upset as I am at Lil Nas X, as I am now, because when he first came out, I was like, okay, cool, you know, he's a true artist, he's about it, but you know, now that I follow him on Twitter, it's clear that he's a fraud and does not actually care about the music, and Nashville's not in his heart.
Okay, what's your supporting evidence for that statement?
Oh, I mean, he says it.
He says he's a plant, you know?
All he's gonna do is this one song.
He can't do No Country.
He doesn't know no country.
Oh, interesting.
Just because he looks good in a hat.
You know?
I didn't know that about him.
I don't follow him on Twitter.
Oh, no.
He's like my favorite person now.
I like fucking love him.
He's hilarious.
He's super aware of what's going on.
There's a really good tweet he did where he's talking about when the label wants me to put out a song that's not another version of Old Town Road.
And it's the intro to that Usher song where he's getting the phone call hearing about his girl cheating on him or something like that.
Yeah.
He's like, no, no, I don't say that.
And it's him saying, I only got this song.
This is all I got.
Yeah.
And then doing the Drake, the Drake album cover ripoffs and saying, like, this is not a Drake ripoff.
What are you talking about?
It's the exact same thing.
He's like, no, this is totally different.
It's good.
I like that energy.
He's like, I'm looking up and I'm looking up in the sky and Drake's looking forward.
But it's the exact same.
It's he's super hilarious.
Like he's he's great.
His current Twitter handle is just nope.
That's what he just changed to, I think, like, today.
Just nope.
Yeah, I hear that's Obama's current Twitter handle, too.
It's funny because, like, I want to say that that's a good song, Old Town Road.
Like, I want to say it's a good song.
But, like, everybody already likes it, and so I would be, like, afraid to say that.
And, like, it's probably bad now.
Like, the song is probably lame now, right?
It's been out long enough to where, like, people are sick of it.
It's like a real, like, saying you like Old Town Road is like saying you like Radiohead.
Like, you might do those things, but it's just not something, you know, you would say.
But like, real heads know.
I like Old Town Road.
I like the original one before Billy Ray Cyrus came on.
I like the mixtape.
Oh yeah, me too.
That's what I'll say.
Actually, I prefer the recording he did at the Houston Rockets Arena at halftime.
That's the version I prefer myself.
Okay, that's what I'll say then.
That's the one I liked before he sold out and did the real song.
I like the one you can only get on SoundCloud.
Um, so, you know, there was a big- there was a big stir about this.
Oh, people are boycotting Wrangler, people are mad at Wrangler, uh, whatever.
And, like, I think, uh, some... I think they're just an Instagram account, as far as I know, called The Shade Room.
Uh, did, like, an Instagram post about people mad at Wrangler or whatever.
So, you know, we heard about this, a lot of people sent it our way, and we were like, yeah, we gotta cover it.
And then when we were looking for stuff for the episode, It was kind of hard to find because so many people are stoked on this collaboration between Wrangler.
The biggest comment was, you guys are sold out.
You guys are sold out of the shorts.
Let me get some of those shorts.
You're sold out of them.
But there are a lot of negative comments like on the Instagram feed for Wrangler for their post, but most of them are just like, S in my damn H or whatever.
Like it's not anything worth talking about.
And so I was like, oh shit, maybe this is not like an episode here.
Until I found an article from USA Today, the headline reads, Wrangler's Lil Nas X Old Town Road Collection Slammed as Cowboy Cultural Appropriation.
And I was like, okay, here's some gold because this is just like a genius headline.
This is USA Today firing on all cylinders.
USA Today is like, I don't know if anybody's heard of it, they're like an old person's outlet.
Absolutely.
They're like an old white guy news outlet.
I think they even use a bigger font.
It's just a big blue dot, so even people whose rods and cones have decayed can still see the logo, you know?
Yeah.
And yeah, this is the perfect headline for this.
The collection is slammed as cowboy cultural appropriation.
So, calling this negative response that we admit was there, even if it was drowned out by everybody else loving this shit...
The negative response is of the cultural appropriation variety.
It is like, oh, he's not a real Wrangler man.
He's not a real gene head like me and my daddy or whatever.
Or like, fuck Wrangler, they're fake now or something.
Calling this outrage over cultural appropriation is great because there's only like a few responses people can give in the contrarian comment section.
The comment section is a contrarian space.
We all know this.
So...
You have to reje- like, a lot of conservatives were just rejecting the outrage because it was outrage over cultural appropriation, and their desire to, like, if you hear any noise, that's my cat scratching herself right next to my boom mic, which is a great place to do that, so thank you, Geezy.
You have to reject cultural appropriation.
Like, you have to be like, no, it's fake when, uh, when white people steal music from black people, and it's also fake when, uh, black people have jeans made for them.
Yeah.
Uh, neither, neither is bad, you know?
Um, or you have to, another, like, contrarian response is you have to call liberals or leftists, like, hypocrites for doing the cultural appropriation.
Because you think, like, brands are leftists?
Yeah, and you're like, oh, USA Today, you were talking shit on that, uh, wook chick with white dreadlocks on Facebook, and now you're doing black jeans?
And so you try to get him on, like, hypocrisy or whatever?
I saw a lot of, like, middle-aged white dudes tweeting, um, uh, hey sis, clap emoji stay, clap emoji end, clap emoji you're, clap emoji lane, clap emoji here's the tea.
Hell yeah.
Hashtag Wrangler.
Wranglers for whites.
Or my favorite, this is my favorite contrarian response to this article.
You just don't read the article at all and you assume that it's liberals getting mad at Wrangler because the phrase cultural appropriation is used.
Yep.
And so you just say, Democrats are fucking crazy, they're going wild about cultural appropriation over jeans.
So yeah, I love that one.
Back in my day, jeans were for everybody.
Okay, let's get into comments here.
These are all from USA Today.
Oh god.
Jimmy says, Wasn't a problem when hip-hop and rap borrowed from square dance calling, and it's not a problem now.
Is this a really, um, elaborate, uh, commentary on the word hoe?
Is that what this is?
Yeah.
And when rappers say, uh, dro, when they talk about dro, that's a derivative of the do-si-do.
Yeah.
Do you remember that awful joke?
Do you remember that joke?
uh would you have to refresh my memory yeah um grab your partner yeah uh bunch of bunch of blacks were at a square dancing party and um uh said they're at a hoedown and and uh everyone threw their girlfriends on the floor right i remember that one yep yep uh that's That's what this joke is, maybe.
Yeah, that joke is good when you're like little and you're just learning what puns are but you still don't know what racism is.
Yeah, you're still new to that part.
Yeah.
I had a joke, one of my first jokes that I can remember making was Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bob Saget.
Dang.
And it's funny because you didn't even know what a piece of shit Bob Saget was yet.
I just, I thought Bob Saget was just funny because he did America's Funniest Home Videos.
No, man, he's raunchy.
You didn't know he was raunchy yet?
Well, okay.
No, I'm explaining why I did the joke.
Like, I thought just saying the words Bob Saget was funny because he was funny, you know?
That's true.
You're not far off.
Yeah, no.
So this person is implying, or just outright stating, that hip-hop and rap borrowed dance calling from square dancing.
Can you imagine still thinking that white people made country music up?
Can you imagine still thinking, like, any American music was a white idea?
Yeah, this is funny.
It's going beyond the idea of, like, cowboy cult- cultural appropriation and just saying that, like, hip-hop was stolen from white people.
Yeah.
Uh, which is great.
It's, like, magnificent.
Like, how much, uh, how much time do you want to spend on this broken of a brain?
You know, trying- trying to help them.
Oh, you're gonna tell me that rappers didn't grow up listening to nursery rhymes written by white men?
Huh?
I just love this idea, like...
Yeah, sure, white people stole music from black people, but then black people stole, uh, telling other people to dance during a part of a song?
Like, what a weird thing, what a weird thing to lay, you know, claim to.
Even, even if it's, even if it's true, it's just a really weird flex.
Oh yeah, well we, we pioneered the art of, uh, describing a dance to somebody.
This guy gets, like, irate when they go to weddings and they play the Macarena.
Yeah, see, I mean, it's pervasive.
Like, you know, nothing is sacred.
Nothing the white man creates is sacred.
It's not safe from the blacks.
It's not safe from the Hispanics.
I really hope my neighbors can't hear me saying this stuff.
Just bits and pieces.
So, no, I was like, is there, like, because I'm thinking of all the old rock songs that also describe dances, you know, I'm like, they're, like, what they're talking about dance, square dance calling is like, you know, yeah, now you do the Do-Si-Do, or now you do the Rudy Two, or whatever.
Junior partner round and round, yeah.
Yeah, and I'm like, no, there has to have always been songs that describe dance instructions in them, you know?
And I was trying to find an early example of it, and one of the first ones that came to my mind was The Twist by Chubby Checker.
But that's like 1960, and I was like, there's got to be earlier, and I was looking at it, and it says that The Twist, people have been singing and performing songs about The Twist since like the late 1800s, and that it actually originated with minstrel shows.
Not surprised.
So, yeah, this is a long lineage of black people stealing from white people who stole from black people who were forced to perform by white people.
Well, you know when it originally started was in the fields singing old slave narratives that were actually, remember they were the directions of the Underground Railroad, were through the lyrics.
But, you know, white people invented directions.
So that's where the appropriation really started.
Yeah, like the whole call-and-response thing is like a gospel thing.
Yeah, absolutely.
But yeah, I just thought that was an amazing comment.
Oh yeah, well, black people stole talking in songs from white people.
People get so bummed if they would realize American culture is black culture.
Like, we've been here since the jump, and we've been doing really cool things since the jump, and you know, then white people do it.
You just gotta grind for a while, you know?
Yeah, we'll get there one day.
I remember somebody saying to me, like this is this was in a comment section, somebody saying that like America sucks because America has no native form of art or music and I was like what the fuck?
What?
Excuse me?
What are you talking about dude?
Well I mean like you know Basquiat was French obviously.
With a name like that.
Banksy might as well be American.
I count Banksy in that.
Okay, next comment.
Clifford says, I used to buy Levi all the time until their quality went down the tubes.
Been buying Wrangler, but now I'm rethinking that.
I visualize this guy when I see the Wrangler label.
And I know that my, you know, ambitions to look that cool are just flushed down the drain.
I just know I'll never look this good in Wranglers.
I love this guy being, like, haunted by the specter of Lil Nas X having a lot of fun in a cowboy outfit.
Totally.
Also, Clifford, are you old as fuck?
Because, to be honest with you, man, the quality of the Levi's went down after World War II when we sent Japan all of our looms to kickstart their economy, and that's when the quality of Levi's went down, so are you that old?
A little denim history lesson for you.
Yeah, that's like, I mean, probably the biggest tragedy of us dropping those atom bombs on the country is that we had to send our looms over there afterwards.
No, it's one of the best things because we would have just thrown those looms away.
We would have just thrown them in the trash.
But they still work today because they're in Japan and people are taking good care of them.
There is a specter looming over Japan and it is their nascent denim industry.
Yeah, I thought you were going to ask if Clifford was old because his name was Clifford.
That's an old person's name.
That's true.
There is no young Cliffs or Cliffords.
Also, he doesn't really care about Levi's quality.
Like, he's just saying that.
The reason he's mad at Levi's is because the owner of Levi's said something about gun laws.
Said that we should have better gun laws in this country or something.
Did that happen?
Everybody stopped buying Levi's.
And when I say everybody, I mean these freaks.
When did that happen?
Well, he said, you know, we need... It was pretty recent.
He said, like, you know, we need to do a better job of getting guns out of the hands of dangerous people.
And so then what they did was they, like, started putting a waistband on their jeans that actually causes your holster to fall out, like, comically on the ground and embarrass you at the supermarket.
And so a lot of people are mad at him for that.
And the horn that goes... Yeah, the horn is made in America, so that's good.
John here says... Oh wait, where's the other one?
Here we go, this is a good one.
John says, for some reason, cultural appropriation never seems to apply to some things, like Michelle Obama straightening her hair, for example.
fuck man this shit this comment right here is so amazing because like when you have no idea what the impacts of racism truly are it's the impacts of racism are so gnarly that an entire group of people feel like we can't have our own hair because we'll be ostracized for it because we currently still have you know
People look down upon natural hair.
That's why whenever... Sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, she looks amazing with it and she loves doing it, I'm sure.
But that would have never started if it was deemed to be dirty, if it wasn't chemically straightened in flat iron and burnt scalps.
That's because of white supremacy, not because of cultural appropriation.
Yeah, that's why whenever I see a woman of color with beautiful, natural hair, I go up to her and I run my hands through it.
And then I say, you're safe here.
I get nose to nose with her.
I say, you're loved.
Oh man.
No, but yeah, the cultural appropriation of having to pay a lot of money to kill your hair so that you can get hired for a job.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really cool shit.
People talk a lot about white people, you know, cultural appropriation.
One of the, like, I don't know, one of the items in that bullet list of cultural appropriation has got to be, like, Native American headdresses and war paint and that sort of thing.
Kind of a different subject.
I mean, we are talking about cowboys here.
But, kind of, you know, it's one of the big ones.
But, so people, you know, talk a lot about, you know, white people culturally appropriating Native American garb or whatever.
But, like, no one ever mentions Native Americans appropriating Catholic culture?
Like, when they started going to those missions, you know?
Yeah!
Just adopting the religion.
Just taking it on?
Infiltrating it, per se?
Just having the privilege to just, oh, we're gonna be Catholic now, you know?
And it's twice as bad because not only were they appropriating Catholic culture, they were also appropriating California culture.
Like, they got really chilled out, you know?
They really relax?
Well, I think that's because the Catholics are too busy fighting every other Christian domination about their appropriation.
Uh, explain that.
What do you mean by that?
Uh, Catholics take claim to being the first ones.
To being the first religion?
The first Christians.
Oh.
They, they take claim in saying that like, if you look up the founder of Catholicism, it's, it's Jesus.
Like, it's not...
Yeah.
It's not like, you know, like Martin Luther or anybody.
It's Jesus.
See, that doesn't work.
Nobody's going to believe that.
You got to just do the Mormon thing and like start your own new weird religion and then you're officially like the progenitor of that religion.
You can't do that unless you're appropriating another religion just like they did to Catholicism.
You think churches and robes were their idea?
I think not, my friend.
Yeah, but didn't he find, like, gold tablets in the ground or something?
And then, like, everybody gets their own planet after they die?
Like, that's pretty original.
That's... He's like L. Ron Hubbard, you know?
Because, like, one of the OGs of Catholicism is Moses.
So, I mean, you know, he's, like, a pre-Christian Christian.
So, I mean, like, get out of here with your tablets, bro.
Everyone's biting.
Everyone's biting their shit, you know?
Yeah, when he parted the Red Sea, he was like, this is the blood of Christ.
And people were like, who's that?
The fuck?
We're gonna walk through blood right now?
Who's that guy?
Um...
Yeah, an amazing comment.
The whole, like, black people appropriating white culture by straightening their hair is more common than you would think.
I guarantee a few people listening have seen this comment in the wild.
It's definitely of the same ilk as the, oh no, the true people of color are white people because they sometimes have blue eyes.
Yep.
They're the real one-in-a-million.
When I prefer the term, uh, people of light.
You know, we don't need people of color.
We're people of light.
The illuminated beings.
But yeah, man.
Fucking... We can do a whole episode about hair and identity.
It's a crazy thing.
And I'm really loving my haircut right now.
It looks great.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay, last comment.
John says, this is the wokest take by the way.
This is like the correct take.
John says, Wranglers have more belt loops than Levi's.
Keeps my cell and Leatherman in place.
They are both about the same price and seem to wear about the same.
I do not pay any attention to wrap.
And I will not.
And I use the belt loops to keep my pants up.
I saw all those people protesting for Black Lives Matter and you know what I noticed?
Not one hammer loop on any pair of those jeans.
Not one Leatherman.
Imagine trying to get something tightened in that crowd.
Yeah, I just, I love that.
Like, you're really... You support Wrangler, but you need to make sure that people know that it's not about the rap music.
It's about the functionality.
It's not about... It's about the belt loop size.
The belt loop placement.
Yeah, I gotta have my cell phone on one side, my Leatherman on the other, and with enough room in the waistband to keep my revolver tucked in the back.
Well that's what's good about the Wrangler though, it actually gives you enough room in the saddle that you can actually have like an internal holster.
Are you sure that's Wrangler and not just white people's lack of ass?
I can't, it'd be audacious for me to comment on that.
It'd be racist for you to say, I can say that.
No, I just, I just got nothing in the back.
Oh, okay.
I just got no butt.
It's, it's crazy.
You get, wait, hold on.
It's an anomaly how little butt I have.
I thought you had horses in the back.
All right.
There was also a cute comment.
Somebody was trying to make fun of, some old guy was trying to make fun of Lil Nas X and he says, Oh, Lil Gas X. Is that the miniature indigestion solution?
I thought that was good.
Next topic.
This is a post from a Facebook page called Inside the Magic, and I'm assuming they cover Disney-related news items?
Because they posted an article here from their website, by the way, that says, the headline goes, Disney's live-action, quote, Lady and the Tramp, changing controversial Siamese cat song.
And then the caption that they included in this post says, Disney's new Lady and the Tramp will be more socially sensitive with the reported changes.
So I don't, I'm assuming most people have heard this song.
They've seen the movie.
It's like the Ching Chong song from that movie.
Absolutely.
The cats being animated have almond, curiously almond shaped eyes and buck teeth and they sing in broken English.
You know, milk for us to drinking, like that kind of shit.
It's Insane.
It's so insanely racist.
It's almost as crazy as the idea of thinking you can redo the magic of Lady and the Tramp in live action.
Which is more offensive, folks?
You decide.
You let us know.
We will have a poll on the Facebook page, which is more offensive, denigrating an entire population of people, you know, one of the most populous peoples in the world, or remaking a beloved Disney classic.
So go to the Facebook page, facebook.com slash MinionDeathCult, and vote.
We can't really make the decision until we find out who they're going to cast to serve the meatballs and spaghetti?
Um, whether, if it's going to be a true paisano or not, then we'll go from there.
Dude, how did we not get that comment?
How did we not get that comment?
I'm Italian and I'm not offended by the, this is the night song.
How did we not get that fucking comment about that greasy eye tie serving up meatballs?
Yeah.
Because that's culture.
That's the problem.
We gotta embrace those things.
That's why they want to keep these cats in here.
It's insane.
They think it's the same.
Listen, my culture is not a prop for your Lady and the Tramp movie.
Like I've said a million times, I think we should embrace positive stereotypes.
And if being able to carry a tune and serve some spicy meat to balls is going to be something that's thrown at me, you know, I'm going to let it stick like pasta when it's done to the ceiling.
I just think that scene of the tramp rolling the meatball with his nose to the lady is probably the greatest, one of the greatest tragedies in filmmaking.
You know, obviously making fun of the way Italians eat meatballs by rolling it around in the sauce with their nose first.
And then eating it without utensils or their hands.
It's a pretty cursed scene that's played for, you know, romantic intent or whatever.
I mean, that's how you really experience the texture of the meatball and all of the aromas.
It's like- It's by going nose deep into the bowl.
It's like when you drink a fine wine, you gotta sniff it first.
Exactly, you gotta really get the head off of it.
Get those top notes.
Pam Wall, okay, so Pam Wall kind of gives us a good comment to start off with, because Pam says, This song is the coolest part of the movie.
The cats are Siamese.
What the heck is offensive?
I think it's really cool when they, you know, bring out the authenticity and let other cultures, you know, be represented in movies.
You know, Breakfast at Tiffany's is a great movie, but the coolest part is probably Mickey Rooney and those oversized glasses and the fake teeth.
Absolutely the coolest part of that movie.
The coolest.
Breakfast at Tiffany's.
It's so fucking sick.
When he's doing those bows and he has the big sleeves and he can't speak English.
That's so fucking tight.
Pam's probably a hit to go get, like, sushi with.
She's probably the best person to, like, go get any type of Asian, you know, peripheral type food at all.
She's probably a lot of fun.
She probably orders with, like, you know, without an accent.
Like, dude, have I ever talked about how my mom says tofu?
Does she say tofu?
Yeah she can't not say it with like she does it she does it to the point where you hear i'm like mom it just sounds weird just don't do it i know you're not trying to do it but you're doing it like and just so stop doing it that's the way um twig boy in king of the hill says tofu this is tofu yeah my tofu now it's it's it's it's a more racy racist punchy like I can't do it.
I can't even do it because, you know, that would be isolated and then I'll lose an entire demographic of white women who say it exactly that way.
You don't want to offend them.
It's one of our biggest constituencies.
Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm a big fan of noise rock, heavy music, you know, post-hardcore, experimental metal and all that stuff, but I have vowed never again to listen to Fu Manchu because I am an ally.
Good job.
Good, good, good job.
But yeah, so she thinks... So cool.
She thinks the Ching Chong song in Lady and the Tramp is the coolest part of the movie.
And Pam is also noting, hey, those cats are actually Siamese.
You gotta call it.
And like, she didn't include it, but I'm, you know, going through her mind.
Like, she must have hit enter prematurely because the next sentence was definitely going to be, call a spade a spade.
Yeah, absolutely.
Which is not a racist phrase at all.
Well, I mean, they could have easily casted some calicos and just dressed them up, but they actually animated real Siamese cats and only dressed those up.
Now I'm picturing calico cats in the Mickey Rooney props and shit, you know?
That would be cool.
So cool.
I mean, Lady and the Tramp is all around a very cool movie, but the coolest part is that song.
When they hit that gong, it sends shivers down my spine.
Could you imagine Lady or Tramp's insta story for this?
For what?
For the whole movie.
Can you imagine catching the Siamese cats and their story in a nice viral post?
It'd be so cool.
You're like, oh shit, I want to be influenced by this Instagram account.
What brand of tape do I use to get my eyes to look like that?
Brought to you by Scotch.
Yeah, so she's like, people didn't understand that the song is in broken, fake Chinese-English, and there's orientalist music in the background, there's fake accents, the cats are drawn very racistly.
Yeah.
And they thought that the offense was on behalf of Siamese twins.
They're like, no, they're twins, but they're not conjoined.
They're just from Siam.
They're just separated.
They've been separated.
It's a real word.
You can look it up in the dictionary.
Like they're doing that kind of thing.
Oh, what?
Are you going to take him out of the sideshows too?
Is that what's next?
Yeah, if you do that, how will Siamese cats earn a living?
It's their only chance.
I went to the Natural Wonders Museum and I couldn't find any two-headed cows.
The liberals took them all out.
Well, to be fair, that's because Ben Carson went in and separated them after death.
Because their skeletons were an affront to God.
Nope, God didn't do this.
This is not his fault.
Let me... Kristen Miller, similar comment here.
No, no, no.
I got a comment after Kristen's that's similar to Kristen's.
Kristen Miller Gunter says, not even worth watching.
So like the new live action one, which yeah, she's probably correct in that.
Not even worth watching.
That is my favorite part of the whole movie!
It's the reason I have two Siamese cats.
Well, you can't buy one Siamese cat.
It's a... They only come in pairs.
I, uh... I went to the Siamese cat store, and I bought some cats, and they didn't even give me, like, little fezzes for them.
They didn't even come with buck teeth.
I had to get dental implants for my cats.
You know you have to draw that eyeliner on?
It's crazy.
She just has a little gong that she rings when it's dinner time, you know?
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, and then, you know, they get together on the couch and watch Gran Torino together.
It's funny because, like, you know, she's super racist against Asian people, obviously, but for some reason she named her Siamese cats Heckle and Jekyll.
I think maybe she got some of the wires crossed when she did that.
I just, yeah, I bought two Siamese cats because I saw them and I'm- I mean, I guess that's probably pretty common, but, like, those cats are fucking evil.
Like, those cats are the bad cats.
Yeah.
Why do you want mischievous cats?
Like, those cats to this- Do you hate porcelain?
This cat- those cats to this day are the, like, they're evil cats because of that movie.
Yeah, they're definitely a little missed.
Like, you don't watch that movie and want those.
Of all the animals in that movie, that's the last one you want.
Right.
Like, I don't think sales of Siamese Cats went through the roof after that movie came out.
Oh, here's a joke you could do if you're NPC Daily.
This is actually a better joke than you'll ever see on NPC Daily, which is like a right-wing onion, where they're like, oh, this man identifies as a size medium floral t-shirt or whatever.
A good joke they could do is leftists are getting outraged over the Lady and the Tramp movie for appropriating homeless culture.
Oh, yep.
That's one that you could do if you're that.
Yeah, I like that one.
Marie Ann Barbosa says, Okay, I agree.
I don't know who she's agreeing with.
Okay, I agree.
I used to hate cats when I was a kid because of those cats.
Because of that song!
Just that much of a racist.
That's all.
What do you mean?
Because this sounds like an anti-racist comment.
She saw how racist those cats were.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
She saw the song and was like, oh, I hate those cats.
They're gross.
Yeah, they're so Chinese.
Yeah.
They remind me of the people that my dad's always yelling about.
Yeah, instead of thinking, like, dogs are boys and cats are girls, she thinks, like, dogs are white and cats are yellow.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, I agree.
I used to hate- See, I was thinking, like, she was so offended by the song, uh, that she, uh, hated cats because she thought they were all racist.
Um, when I grow- When I- I see how it's like- That's a really wholesome take.
I just like to believe the best.
After doing this show for so long, you learn to like- That's not cool!
You learn to take the small victories, you know?
When I grown up, I realized how wrong I was.
So actually those cats are cool now.
And guess what?
Now I have my own Siamese cat.
Wow.
So, yeah, just a lot of people sort of, I don't know, unhealthily influenced by a children's movie.
I still have no clue if this person wants this song to be in the movie or not.
Yeah, I don't know who they're agreeing with.
Yeah.
Like maybe if you get rid of the song, people will be more inclined to get cats without growing up in fear of them.
And so many people, I guess we'll get into this with the next comment.
Larry Demars says, People need to seriously get over themselves.
This is not a song about Siamese people.
It is a song about Siamese cats.
And sorry if it offends, but I've had and known Siamese cats, and the reputation is overall justified.
That is the specious of... I have a black friend but I have known several Siamese cats.
Now let me tell ya...
Yeah, I had a supervisor once tell me, you know, I encounter a lot of dogs, and this was when I was still on probation with the company, so I wasn't union yet, and I couldn't really, like, go off on this dude, but he said he was, like, talking about dogs and how we need to be careful around dogs, and he was like,
You know, um, it's a stereotype that, uh, that Yellow Labs or Golden Retrievers are nice dogs and Rottweilers are mean dogs or whatever and he's all, but like with people, you know, the stereotypes are sometimes true.
It's just like, okay, dude.
All right.
Like the other way around?
Yeah.
All right.
Like all dogs go to heaven, but some people are still like, you know, inherently bad because of where they come, because of their breed.
Well, all dogs don't go to heaven because God granted them free will, and they can decide whether or not they want to live a virtuous life.
Or whether they want to, um, bite me at the last second.
Uh, this is the comment I was talking about, though.
Jeanette Pagan says, Please stop.
By doing this, you're erasing history.
The point of history is to face it, accept it as it is, learn its lessons, and teach those lessons forward.
Jesus Christ.
It's so close.
Just so close.
So you need to learn the lessons of the past where they had a racist caricature in a Disney movie and learn those lessons by continuing to repeat the racism forward so we keep learning about how bad it is.
Or else we'll be doomed to repeat it.
See, the thing about history repeating itself, as long as you're the one repeating history, you can kind of control it.
You're kind of in control.
So as long as you're the bigot, you get to control what level that goes to.
It's like so beyond the confederate statues argument.
Yeah.
Because the Confederate statues argument is, oh, that's history.
And people never really get into what they mean by that.
Whether they mean, oh, it's the history of this country that we were really racist and erected Confederate statues in predominantly black areas during the Jim Crow era.
Is that the history they're talking about?
Probably not.
No, the history is definitely like, listen, I hate black people, but these people died for it.
These people were ready to die to hate black people.
That's the history they're talking about.
We just don't want to say it that way.
These people were really down.
We just, we just run a flag.
That's all we do.
Yeah.
This would be like going to war again to preserve slavery and people supporting that decision by saying, no, this is just history.
We need to do, we need to, we need to do the civil war again for slavery or else we run the risk of repeating history.
Well, if we don't do the war against people doing it for slavery, we're gonna get slaves back, so... You gotta do it?
Had to do it.
Had to do it.
But yeah, so many people were mad about how this is erasing history when it's a new movie.
It's another movie.
Could you imagine being like Jeanette's like co-worker or like kid or partner and you're just like, fuck, how many times, how many times do we have to do this before you realize this is not going to work?
Like stop doing that thing that you keep on doing.
And she's like, no, no, no.
I got to do it so that I know that it doesn't work.
Yeah.
I got to do it so I remember what's bad.
Yeah.
But yeah, a bunch of old people were like, that's my favorite fucking movie!
Don't you dare change- and it's like, they're remaking it.
It's bad that they're remaking it, but it's not bad that they took out the most racist part of it.
Every year...
Me and my wife eat spaghettis and meatball and we have one long noodle that we kiss under and we do all this wearing traditional kimonos.
Alright, last topic of the night.
Something goofy and light-hearted to wash away the heavy subjects of Wrangler genes and live-action Lady and the Tramp movie.
We have a story here.
A little video on Facebook from Fox and Friends.
And I'll go ahead and play a little clip of this because it's really fun to hear.
A patriotic business is gaining support as it refuses to take down a giant American flag.
Camping World claims it's being sued by the city of Statesville, North Carolina, for flying the 40 by 80 flag, which the city says is too big.
Camping World says they fly the flag to support our vets and military, and they won't take it down, despite $11,000 in fines.
A petition to keep the flag has more than 7,800 signatures.
The headline, the chyron at the bottom of the screen in this video says, North Carolina store fined $11,000 over size of American flag.
And then the caption says, Camping World refuses to take down giant American flag despite $11,000 in fines.
This has 2.2 million views on Facebook alone.
It's got 23,000 reacts.
They're all like, love, and angry.
I'm assuming all of those reactions, even though they're very different, are still in support of Camping World.
Absolutely.
It also has 38,825 shares.
Big story.
Big story, big flag.
It's big news.
I mean, when you get the invoice, it turns out that Freedom isn't free.
It costs about $11,000.
I don't know if you listened to this story, I don't think I sent you the actual link, but they say that the size of the flag is 80 feet by 40 feet.
It's a big flag.
It's a huge flag.
It's an insane flag.
And the host, the talking head here on Fox News, like describes them only as a patriotic company.
She says, a patriotic company is refusing to take down a flag despite the town's protestations and fines.
And I just love the idea of, like, news just describing somebody as patriotic as if that is news.
Like, we've investigated this person.
We have determined that they are, in fact, patriotic because they have this big flag.
Just to put something in perspective real quick, the average size of a home built last year is about 2,600 square feet.
This flag is 3,200 square feet.
This flag is larger than the average home in America that was built last year.
This flag is the McMansion of flags.
Yeah.
Oh, totally.
This flag has a fountain, but it's still like, you know, four bedrooms.
It's still very cheaply made.
Yeah.
It's just a big, it's like a giant flag.
This is like the best story.
Like, they're getting fined because their flag is too fucking big.
And they get a fucking petition on change.org that has like 500,000 signatures.
Let them keep the big flag!
We love the big flag!
It's like causing actual like climate change in the local community.
Well we used to have we used to actually have a crops over here but they don't see the sun anymore and there's these damn flags here.
We love a tragedy because then they get half mass and we can actually See some sun for a week.
Well that's the thing, that's one of the reasons they can't have a flag this fucking big is because it literally can't fly at half mast because it will touch the ground.
It'll drag across the ground.
So it's like they're being patriotic by By not being able to lower it to half mast without desecrating it.
This is like a battle between disparate patriotisms.
See if they're real smart well actually I heard what they they try to do was they try to put an extension on the pole when the tragedy happens so therefore like the mast is extended so it is a half mast but that wasn't that was some sort of aerospace violation it was um it was a it was a at that point it would have been a liability for airplanes.
They said that no, they are not able to lower it to half mast, but they do put a little black ribbon on it during dredges.
That would still be a massive ribbon if it were to be noticed.
Um, yeah, it's A, it's like gonna blow into fucking a freeway overpass and kill somebody, and B, it's gonna drag across the ground when you try to lower it when, I don't know, Trump enters a general personally into like, you know, the National Cemetery.
Multiple people have got away on like high speed pursuits because a helicopter would pursue them but if you fly past that flag post it would just eat it up like a spiderweb.
The helicopter would just go into the flag like a spiderweb and the flag would be fine.
Um, what was I gonna say here?
I was gonna say something.
God, how sick would that flag be on fire, though?
That would be great.
Fool.
It's, I don't know, I mean... Legitimate flames.
You know, I don't understand why people are objecting to the size of this flag.
Uh, it's a grand old flag.
It's not a Venti flag, you fucking latte-drinking hipster.
That was stupid.
You like that one?
Yeah, yeah.
Moves to Seattle once making Starbucks jokes And what else about this before we get into it There was also something like people think People think camping world is like like hates white people and So there's like people in the comment section that are like, no, don't support this company.
They're actually like liberals and they hate white people.
And this is just a cheap ploy, uh, to like market to conservatives, which I mean, obviously it is like, this is like, all you have to do is fucking get a big flag and then have the government be like, Hey dude, you can't have like this big of a flag.
And then you're like, we will gladly take this fine on behalf of the American people.
Yeah.
We can afford it.
That's a flex.
That's a flex.
We can afford it.
Uh, you know, Joe and Mary Corn Farmer, you know, they have enough on their plate.
We'll take this fine on their behalf.
It's like the opposite of the NBA taking those fines for the Black Lives Matter shirts.
All the, uh, all the head CEO of Camping World said was, uh, don't come to our store if you're a racist.
And then people were like, oh, so white people aren't allowed at your stores?
You said it.
Which is just great.
I didn't say that.
It's just pretty cool.
Hey, nobody with extra small penises is allowed in this camping store.
Wow, nice racism.
Wow, you're saying I can't come in here just because that's rude?
That's rude.
You're probably assuming Just telling on themselves like they do every day.
There's a meme going around.
There's a very popular meme that is a just a quote Ascribed to the camping world CEO that says if you voted for Trump do not shop here Like somebody just made that shit up somebody just made that up and now it's canon it's so it's funny though cuz like I Why don't I see people wearing Camping World hats, but I see Bass Pro Shop hats?
That's why.
That's literally why.
Dang.
Yeah, I'm gonna get me one of them.
I hope they're only $5 like the Bass Pro Shop ones are.
Let's get into comments here.
Diane Fitzgerald says, It is ridiculous to fine them for flying our beautiful flag.
The symbol of freedom!
And that's got 1.5 thousand reacts.
It is the top comment on this Fox and Friends post.
Yeah, it's ridiculous for them to be fined for flying our beautiful flag, which is the symbol of freedom.
It's really ironic.
You know, the flag protects our freedoms, but suddenly it's not allowed.
The flag itself is banned.
Honestly, like, one time I got like 10 likes on a tweet and I felt like I was on top of the goddamn world.
I really did.
I can't imagine how she felt after 1,000... 1.5 thousand reactions.
Man, I would have thought I was a celebrity.
Dude, you know her, like... She probably bugged out.
Her phone melted.
Yeah, her... Her jitterbug melted.
That's what I was gonna say.
Her, like, juke swipe phone exploded.
Yeah.
Betty Cox replies, Liberals have gone completely bonkers.
I love that big old flag.
It stands for our freedom and the ones who fought for it.
Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji.
That's like a suburb.
That would take, if it was that flag, that would have been like four city blocks.
Yeah.
So many white people would have been able to escape there.
Yeah.
I like how it's this flag too.
This is the flag that did it all.
This flag is the one... Isn't this the exact same flag that George Washington crossed the Delaware with?
This is that one in that painting, right?
Yeah, that's why like four-fifths of it is wet.
Yeah.
And also George Washington was like Godzilla-sized.
Karen Lee... No, let me do this one.
Charles Saucy says, How in the hell can American business be fined in America for flying the American flag when you are... When are you people going to realize Democrats are destroying our country?
Whoa, whoa.
I expected something from this comment with a name like Saucy.
But wow, this is a... This is real saucy.
Yeah, Democrats are destroying our country because some fucking town in North Carolina said, dude, like, your flag is killing birds at an alarming rate.
Yeah, we had to shut the airport down.
Like, this is your fault.
It's just like whipping people in the face left and right.
You lost three workers when you took it down last time.
You want to know how I got these scars?
I was saluting the Camping World flag for three hours straight.
Karen Lee Loveless says, Fly our flag.
The bigger the better.
Thank you, Camping World.
Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji.
Man, shoutouts to my mans at Camping World.
Like, just, this is hilarious, like, I need a Lil Nas Wrangler Camping World Clabo.
I would, I would spend money on that, on that jacket.
Yeah, I'll buy an American flag if it's been, like, sullied by the phrase Old Town Road scrawled over it in red marker.
Totally.
Yeah, that's the American flag I'll buy.
Um, yeah, I love, fly the, fly our flag.
The bigger the better.
Like, A flag, an American flag could never be too big.
Could never possibly, because the bigger it is, the better it is.
Well, I mean, I like to make it so that the stars are actual size of the state.
Oh, I thought you were going to say of the stars in our solar system.
Yeah, of actual stars.
No, stars not in a solar system.
There's only one of those.
It's called the sun, you fucking idiot.
Um, okay.
Uh, yeah, it's just like, I'm just imagining like, That Sherman Williams logo and slogan that's uh cover the earth and it's just Sherman Williams pouring a bucket of red paint over the globe.
It's such a wild wild logo.
It's kind of sick but it's like also terrifying.
Which even as a kid like I was laughing at that logo That's a bad guy from Ninja Turtles, right?
That's who that is?
There's two cool trucks you can see when you're a kid.
It's the Sherman Williams truck with red paint drowning the earth.
And it's also the Bimbo Bakery truck.
Those are the two cool trucks when you're a kid.
Yeah, Bimbo went hard.
Like you have that fantasy that maybe it'll crash and you can get some.
I just mean the name is funny.
Oh, I wanted free pastries from the bimbo truck that crashed.
Isn't there also, like, another unfortunately named truck?
It's something like... Something like Whores or Tramps or... Oh, I don't know.
There's the one you liked as a junior high teenager and even today, the Shred Master ones, the Shred It ones.
Oh yeah, those are pretty tight.
Can you imagine actually shredding a Shred It truck?
Whoa.
I think you'd probably cause a glitch in the Matrix if you did that.
Unstoppable force against an immovable object.
And the answer to that philosophical riddle is you simply grind atop it.
No, there's another one.
It's like, excuse me, it's like Dyke or something.
There's another one that's like a bad name for a trucking company.
Anyway.
I'm sure there is.
I'm picturing Karen and all these freaks who are like, no, make it ten times bigger.
It needs to be 2,400 feet by 120 feet.
I'm picturing that Sherman Williams logo with the red paint dripping down the sides of the globe, but instead it's just an American flag.
The only way you can really use it is...
Attaching it to several drones.
Like, you can't use a pole anymore.
You have to, like, get it up in the air.
That's how we're gonna stop global warming.
Oh, I was gonna say that's how we're gonna finally put the Earth out of its misery is by smothering it with a giant American flag.
Like a pillow.
A mercy smothering?
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of what we're doing, you know, with imperialism and all that.
But yeah, what if we just, like, did the thing where, oh no, you know how they're, like, really scared of a one world government or whatever?
How we're all scared of a one world government?
Go ahead, yeah.
I'm not scared of one world government.
The goal of communism is global, international communism.
Government, I'm using the term here loosely, but a sort of union of the workers of the world.
One big union, one big society.
That sounds cool to me, as long as the right people, as long as the people, have democratic control of it, or whatever.
Well that's all well and good, as long as we can overthrow the current one world government of lizard people.
Oh yeah, they can't have a part in this.
They are stealing our labor, by which I mean the adrenochrome in our babies' brains, and as communists, we're against that.
But no, if we just tell them that the one world government will be America, they'll go for it.
Just like, hey, picture this.
Everywhere is America, and they'll love that because they love America, but then also, you know what that means, right?
It also means there aren't any immigrants.
There are no more immigrants because everybody's just American.
I think there's something to this idea.
I like this.
I mean, but can you imagine what we could do with our time if we were no longer worrying and fighting off immigrants if they just were no more?
We could, we could, you know, we could cure cancer.
Can you just imagine the power that would happen, the way the world would unite when on that faithful day in typically January, February, when we do the Star-Spangled Banner during the Super Bowl and the whole world is standing at once?
The whole world!
Yeah, that's tight.
It's gonna be beautiful.
I mean, it's like Hands Across America collabed with, uh, what is that, uh... What's that?
We Are The World?
Yeah.
America Is The World.
That's the new, uh, that's the new song.
That's the new celebrity song.
Also mixed with Starship Troopers.
Yeah, I like that.
That's good.
Unisex all-nude bathrooms.
So I'm talking about... It's efficient.
I saw that movie with my mom.
Oh man, you didn't see that coming, did you?
No, dude, I was so stoked.
I did not care that my mom was there.
I was just happy to see that movie a lot.
I saw it on my birthday.
We were coming back from Ontario Mills, where I had done the skate park there, because it was like the closest skate park.
Ooh, yeah, the Vance Park, yeah.
and uh just on the on a whim we passed by a movie theater on the freeway i think and i was like oh shit mom can we see this movie it's my birthday you know it's like already 6 p.m or something and she was like yeah my mom's great and she was like okay and then we saw it and i got to see a bunch of people destroy bugs and get naked with each other and it was great i was like 13 it was amazing that's probably the opposite of when i was like
11, and my mom was like, oh, like, I think you're old enough to enjoy this movie.
You like alternative music at this point.
You've discovered some punk rock.
Let's watch Rocky Horror Picture Show together.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
And the whole time I was like, this is fucking tight.
And she's like, oh, I kind of forgot.
I forgot about how, kind of forgot about how wild this is.
Yeah, when I was growing up, my parents on my dad's side had, like, a huge VHS collection.
And there was, like, a bunch of movies that I either was not allowed to watch or just hadn't seen.
You know, and a lot of times I didn't know the difference.
And so, two of those movies were Rocky Horror Picture Show, which I was not allowed to watch, and Les Miserables, which I just hadn't watched.
And so I just kind of conflated those two movies in my mind thinking they were both like sexy movies or something.
Well I mean you're right.
Yeah there's a lot I mean there's a lot of skin showing in Les Miserables but also a lot of bones.
I just think there's nothing sexier than you know somebody who's willing to really sing their hearts out Yeah, that is pretty sexy.
Express themselves through the song.
The emotion of grief and desperation.
The biggest aphrodisiac is starvation, I've found.
Yeah, definitely.
Those are for me.
Okay, last comment.
THE comment.
Finally some death cult for ya!
Aaron Hill says, if that flag came off the pole and covered my car causing an accident, I'd feel like a proud American smashing into another car wrapped in an American flag.
Flag emoji, shrugging emoji.
Also, please, please imagine The travesty that would occur if this flag, this home-sized flag, were to somehow land on a freeway, people would die.
Oh yeah.
Like, it's a real thing.
People would die.
It would be a horrific accident and this guy's like, but, you know, I'd go out like a patriot.
Yeah, Camping World would start a fundraiser and hundreds of thousands of people would donate to it.
We would never forget that day.
It would somehow be conflated with like a... It's not a terrorist attack.
It's not like being attacked.
It's not being attacked for our freedom.
It's just dying for it in general.
If that was caused, if the flag got ripped off... They'd be martyrs.
Yeah, well if the flag got ripped off the pole by like a hurricane, then we might actually tackle global warming.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wonder what that hurricane would be named.
Hmm.
Hurricane Antifa.
For sure.
We went from, you know, Hurricane Scott to real ethnic-sounding names.
This is really interesting.
What happened there?
Um, yeah.
Like, this is something.
He's, like, not joking.
He's... No.
It sounds like a bad joke that, like, Tony or I would make.
Mostly Tony.
But he means it.
This is like Team America shit.
Where you're just embracing the dumbest, cruelest, most... What's the phrase?
Lack of introspection?
Lack of reflection?
Totally.
Stereotype of Americans.
Like, no, that is us.
I love it.
You watch Team America and you're like, fuck yeah, we are the biggest dicks and that's good.
I order my bacon with a side of bacon.
Yeah, because dicks fuck pussies.
It's perfect.
It's the perfect comment.
That poetry would be amazing because the flag is so damn big that your car would only be covered in red and you would be so confused and you would go out just like... It would be the most surreal experience to die that way.
Yeah, I mean like, and this is like, you know, Trump talking shit about windmills because they kill bald eagles and cause cancer would 100% support the killer flag that, you know, dragged 50 people off the highway.
Totally.
He would hug this flag.
Well, I'm sure that one of those people would kill because it would be such a huge It'd be such like a huge accident that statistically, somebody in that accident is going to be either undocumented, or queer, or a minority, or like a black person on a phone.
So like, this flag is doing the work, you know?
Uh, yeah.
Flag them all and let God sort them out.
All right, that's the episode.
Thanks so much for listening.
This was a fun, stupid one.
Hey, we did a less stupid interview with friend of the show Carter for Carter's magazine's podcast.
The magazine is called Mary Go Round and the name of the podcast is Mary Go Round Table.
And that episode should be out today.
It's a sort of media-centered podcast.
They take a look at the media and criticize it where appropriate.
And Carter picked our brains about our examination of the media that is Facebook.
So it's...
You know, it's got some jokes in there, but it's mostly a look at the podcast and a look at our interpretation of the modern right-wing movement, you know, where it falls under our purview.
And Carter also wrote a very glowing review of Minion Death Cult that we were very flattered by, and Understood a lot of what we're doing on this show.
You know, we don't pretend to have like a higher goal or anything, but Carter definitely saw where we were going with this podcast, and we're very grateful to them for writing that about us.
And go listen to that episode.
It was very fun.
Yeah, it was a really good time.
Thank you so much, Carter.
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Lots of new faces in that Facebook group.
It's kind of cool because there's people that I haven't even seen or interacted with before in that group.
So thanks everybody for joining.
We appreciate the support.
Tell a friend about the show.
Tell a friend about that LaQuisha episode.
That was a lot of fun.
Yeah, banger.
Shout out to Celestine.
I don't know, if you want to send us an email to MinionDeathCult at gmail.com.
