20 - Virtual Sanity (Preview)
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March 9, 2018 - Minion Death Cult
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| Hands and feet murder twice as many, and knives kill five times more Americans than all rifles combined. | |
| Preventable medical errors kill about 98,000 people per year. | |
| Medical malpractice kills more than 12 times as many people as are murdered in the U.S. | |
| each year. | |
| That's more than 300 times the number killed by all rifles, not just the so-called assault rifles. | |
| And yet, no one talks about limits on hammers or knives or doctors or hospitals. | |
| Okay, so what he's saying is, I mean, if you people calling for gun control were ideologically consistent, if you weren't big ol' hypocrites, you'd also be calling for a ban on doctors. | |
| Because, I mean, medical malpractice kills so many more people than gun violence. | |
| Massacres, massacres. | |
| By the way, after he said doctors, there was a screen wipe, and it said how to do it to him, and then it went right back to the videos. | |
| I love the idea that nobody is putting regulations on doctors. | |
| So why should we regulate guns? | |
| Those guys need to be on a shorter leash. | |
| People aren't regulating doctors. | |
| It's not like it's hard. | |
| It's a free-for-all out there. | |
| It's not like it's hard to be a doctor. | |
| I think that if you're gonna treat hospitals the same way you treat guns, you should just send your kids to a gun when they get sick. | |
| Send them right to a gun. | |
| Say, here, get a shot. | |
| I think there should be like a mandatory lifetime. | |
| All right. | |
| I think there should be like a mandatory lifetime waiting period. | |
| Like if you have a preexisting condition. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I think we should do that. | |
| Again, back to natural selection. | |
| People die all the time. | |
| Sorry. | |
| It's all good. | |
| I would say the shittiest thing about uh these kind of debates and i i grew yeah grew up in gun country and um the the thing that always pisses me off it's like yeah i know that we're there's no way we're ever gonna get rid of all the guns in america like i don't think that's ever gonna happen i do more and more wish it would happen but i don't think it's gonna happen like people are gonna want their hunting rifles they're gonna want their pistols | |
| the the fact that they want every like even tiny measure to pull back just a little bit on guns is seen as like you want to take all the guns away well it's just It's great propaganda. | |
| I mean, the NRA, first of all, is just such a huge and powerful lobby. | |
| And politically speaking, they're very successful. | |
| I mean, they have it right. | |
| Like, they don't do this incrementalist shit. | |
| They don't cede any ground. | |
| All or nothing. | |
| They refuse to cede any ground because the second they lose a step, they know that their scene is no longer infallible. | |
| It's possible to get these things through and so just any and all regulation is like a life or death thing for them. | |
| Literally. | |
| How else could we compare fucking healthcare to guns? | |
| Like, I mean, the idea that, you know, I mean, people are just gonna die on the operating table and like, we don't, we don't try to prevent that at all. | |
| A pistol handy. | |
| Like, a doctor should have a pistol handy, just as a tool. | |
| Well, I think you, as a patient, you should have your gun ready in case your doctor's about to do a malpractice on you. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| No anesthetic. | |
| Just, like, keep the Luger next, Ruger, whatever it is, next to you. | |
| I think those are both guns, actually. | |
| Okay, nice. | |
| And, yeah. | |
| You keep the gun next to you and you just take the pain like a real fucking man. | |
| And you're ready to pull it on that dirty ass doctor that's about to drop tongs inside your belly. | |
| It's not like, you know, doctors have to have malpractice insurance. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Or it's not like doctors can be fined or anything like that. | |
| We just don't address malpractice, so why would we address gun violence? | |
| No, this guy's got a point. | |
| You know what? | |
| I told my wife that after the last malpractice, I would do anything to get these doctors off the streets. | |
| And I was like, I have my doctor and I can't just give my doctor back. | |
| So I took my doctor and chopped him in half. | |
| Wow. | |
| So there's no more doctor anymore. | |
| Wow. | |
| And I just couldn't do it anymore. | |
| Yeah, you're not supposed to say that shit. | |
| I want you guys to maybe think about doing the same thing. |
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