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March 8, 2018 - Minion Death Cult

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19 - Crying Complaining Topics (The Oscars)

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	The liberals are destroying California, and conservative humor gone awry... Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascistphonia today.
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	Alright, I'm Alexander Edward.
	I'm Matty Dabby.
	And I'm Tony Boswell.
	And we are Minion Death Cult.
	The world is ending.
	The Oscars are responsible.
	Mr. Oscar himself has a hand in this.
	The actual person that that figure is based on also.
	And we are documenting it.
	Goldman.
	So we got a fun show for you folks today.
	We'll be going over the Oscars and just, boy, what a failure that was.
	Anybody even watch it?
	I don't think so, but we'll get into that.
	And then we also have a new segment that we're introducing on the show today titled Blue Star Family.
	Woo!
	So you're familiar, of course, dear listener, you're familiar with the Blue Star Boy, the concept of a Blue Star Boy.
	Well, we've been asking for those family memes, and we got some today.
	Not only did we get memes, we got OC.
	We got original content from a listener, and that'll be fun.
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	Okay, let's move on to the show.
	So, of course, the Oscars happened last Sunday.
	Did anyone watch it?
	No.
	No, absolutely not.
	No, Sunday.
	I don't watch that shit.
	Yeah, nobody watched it.
	Terrible failure.
	Worst ratings of any TV show ever, I think.
	I think, yeah.
	Of anything ever aired.
	I think my cuck neighbor watched it.
	Yeah, like this got worse reviews than Lil' Bush, I think.
	What about Joe and Barry?
	Oh yeah, I've never even heard of that show in the Oscars.
	I don't know if that aired ever, but it's like Joe Biden and Barack Obama.
	I think it's in the works.
	I think it's coming out.
	So, technically it does have fewer views than the Oscars, because it's not created yet.
	But I mean, also, if you're gonna run against, if you're running against my DVD collection of Big Bang Theory, you gotta have a good award ceremony.
	It's an uphill climb for any program, let alone the Oscars.
	Dude, the Big Bang DVD probably, like, has so many views universally.
	Hey, hey, hey, Academy.
	Bazinga.
	That laugh was terrible.
	Mark Miller says, uh, I watched four episodes of Monk!
	Instead of the Oscars.
	Somebody's watching Monk, that's good to know.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, again, you mean.
	He's watching Monk again.
	Again.
	So much syndication, so many views.
	I don't know, maybe it's the first time he's ever seen TBS.
	Or TNT?
	What is that?
	Anyway.
	First time he's ever seen Tony Shalhoub.
	USA, dude, USA.
	It's a place for characters.
	You're right, dude.
	Tony Shalhoub and, uh, what's that other one?
	Eureka?
	I don't know.
	I made that up.
	Uh, Jill Tamarese, so this this was a post saying who could couldn't care less about the Oscars that had like 4,000 likes in the in the deplorables group and Jill Tamarese says me haven't seen a movie since Numbers.
	Which isn't a movie that Google is aware of at least.
	I think she's also thinking of a TV show called Numbers with the three in it.
	That's how long it's been since she's seen a movie.
	She just forgot what they are.
	Some would argue it's cinema.
	Numbers.
	Well, it's the small screen.
	It's the small cinema.
	It's on film, I guess.
	So yeah, I didn't watch the Oscars.
	I have a beef with this whole Me Too moment.
	Yeah, sure, like raising awareness for sexual assault is good in theory, but like many a hashtag campaign, they don't think about the innocent victims, the ramifications of it.
	One of which, in my mind, is a film called The War with Grandpa with Robert De Niro that was supposed to come out in 2017, but it was being distributed by the Weinstein Company.
	And because of this Me Too moment, which like I said, yeah, sure, they do some good stuff.
	But yeah, The War with Grandpa starring Robert De Niro has been postponed indefinitely.
	Is that the sequel?
	Bad grandpa?
	No.
	I just, you know, Robert De Niro has been in, like, other grandpa movies.
	Sure, like, he was in, uh, he was in, uh, Horny Grandpa?
	What is it?
	Uh, Dirty Grandpa?
	You know, but, like, I feel like seeing him in this grandpa movie maybe would have Been something special.
	Yeah, sure, there's Dirty Grandpa 2 coming out, but this one was gonna be with him and Christopher Walken, which, you know, getting them on screen together for the first time since The Deer Hunter, I feel like could have been something special, you know?
	Could you imagine the dance scene they would inevitably have?
	It would have been good.
	It would have been a good dance scene.
	It would have been like getting Robert De Niro and Al Pacino back together after Heat.
	And yeah, I realize that that happened with Righteous Kill and it wasn't good.
	But I'm just saying, I wanted to see the war with Grandpa starring Robert De Niro and they took that from me.
	Well see, that's the thing.
	This is a war with grandpas.
	This is a war with men.
	Of course they're going to stop this movie.
	Cuz all, hey, all grandpas are men.
	Uh, yeah, they used to be.
	And they just don't get representation in movies.
	All grandpas should use the men's room.
	I'll give you my copy of Bad Grandpa on Blu-ray, and that'll be good.
	Okay, yeah, it still won't be the war with Grandpa.
	But it'll, like, it'll help.
	Cool.
	But you can't quote Bad Grandpa in a Christopher Walken voice.
	I mean, like, Bad Grandpa is Johnny Knoxville pretending to be a grandpa, so, like, I don't consider that real grandpa movie.
	Right.
	Okay, so, how about you, Matt?
	What did you do instead of watching the Oscars on Sunday?
	Well, it's Sunday, so of course I meal prepped all day.
	Meal prepped for the week?
	For CrossFit.
	Oh, okay.
	You say that like I should know looking at your body that you do CrossFit, which is an interesting assumption.
	Blue lives matter.
	Okay.
	I go to CrossFit.
	I'm with you so far.
	On Sunday.
	Keto?
	Keto or paleo?
	It's mostly keto, bro.
	Oh, sick, dude.
	Yeah, man.
	So I've got, like, just a bunch of broccoli and a bunch of chicken with, like, Italian dressing.
	And it's good.
	That's the dressing of choice for cops?
	For keto cops, yeah.
	Is the Italian dressing?
	Yeah.
	Italian.
	You don't want to marinate it.
	Ranch isn't keto, so.
	And you don't want to marinate your chicken in ranch.
	Sorry, meal prepped for CrossFit.
	I'm getting swole.
	Getting real buff.
	Cool.
	Tight.
	I'm sure I'll be able to tell at any time coming up.
	You gotta check his core.
	His core is sick.
	Yeah, you know what I mean?
	Let me see your core, dude.
	You don't even understand what's going on.
	Oh shit.
	Alright, yeah.
	Check this out.
	That's a hard core.
	Check this out.
	It's good.
	Okay, so and then I Was calling out pedos for most of the afternoon on Sunday, I was like, hey fucking Hollywood pedos, you guys... Like on the street?
	You were like yelling about pedos?
	On Twitter, actually.
	Oh, okay.
	I was just like yelling at them on Twitter.
	Like, all caps.
	Which ones did you find?
	Did you find any?
	I found... On your pedo hunt?
	I found, um... Fuck, who were we saying earlier I found?
	Uh, you probably found, uh... Who did I say I found earlier?
	You probably found, uh... Oh yeah, Tom Cruise.
	Kevin Spacey.
	I found Kevin Spacey, but Tom Cruise for sure, I found it.
	You found his pedophilia.
	And so I was calling him out on Twitter on a little Sunday.
	Oh shit, well that's a big story.
	Hey, can we not call out Tom Cruise on the podcast?
	I don't want to get shut down by Scientologists.
	Tom Cruise, yeah.
	Is Scientology litigious?
	Does anybody know?
	Well, I know they have money and if we hashtag them through the audio file, they'll probably sponsor us.
	Somebody tag Scientology and ask them if they're litigious.
	Do it right now.
	We're just going to have to send this to the editors at the Belluminati Studios and get the Belluminati stamp approval and then we can send it out to the people.
	Okay, that's good.
	So that was the afternoon.
	Okay, so you're going through your whole day here?
	Well, the Oscars come on all late, and that's when I go to the late mass.
	So I go to church instead of Oscars, man.
	Cool.
	Why would I go support pedophiles and watch them on TV?
	Well I think there was a big thing about them calling out pedophiles this year in the Oscars.
	Yeah, sure.
	They're trying real hard to cover the tracks up.
	Hollywood is pedophiles.
	So when Meryl Streep is like... She's a pedophile.
	When Meryl Streep is like, you're a pedophile, you're like, I think you're protesting a little too much by accusing somebody else of sexual assault.
	Like we learned a couple episodes ago.
	The person who accused somebody of something is usually the guilty one.
	If you smell like fire, you lit the fire.
	Right.
	So she's, Meryl Streep, she's also a pedophile.
	Is it because of that photo of her and Weinstein together?
	Uh, yeah.
	So Tony, what about you?
	Did you watch the Oscars?
	I was going to.
	I love me the Oscars.
	Big Oscars fan.
	I just haven't gotten over the heartbreak of that best film win last year.
	Okay, so you're a big fan of the Oscars?
	Huge fan of the Oscars.
	So you don't have any problem with the pedophilia?
	You're cool with all that?
	No, you know what?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	I can't judge.
	That's not me.
	That's not who I am.
	Because if you were to judge them, then that would prove that you were also guilty of pedophilia.
	And also like I keep my, I keep my, my politics out of this.
	Except for, except for one thing.
	Because there's a line that we all need to not cross and that's the blue line.
	The thin, that thin one.
	The thin blue line.
	Right.
	And you know what?
	I think that, you know what?
	Sorry to interrupt.
	I think that line should be fatter.
	I think that line should be thicker to keep us further away from harming the cops.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	Give them more of a buffer comfort zone.
	Maybe on our shirt we can put an arm print?
	You know how they have the Blue Lives Matter flag on a lot of CrossFit shirts?
	We could just make our blue line huge, even bigger.
	Yeah, like 20% more line.
	Yeah, like a third of the flag would be really cool.
	I really wanted to watch it, but then I heard about... You really wanted to watch what?
	The Oscars.
	Oh, okay.
	But then I heard about that Phantasm Dormant movie that she's in.
	It's like seven billboards?
	It's the 7-11 billboards?
	It's three billboards, but one of the E's is the number three.
	Oh, yes, yes.
	Three billboards outside of some flyover state, which is the way the liberals feel about that area.
	Well, in this movie, basically, I guess she's just harassing the cops the entire time.
	Yeah, she's going hard on the cops.
	You know, endearing, I guess?
	Everyone thinks they can talk to cops however they want.
	I think it's supposed to be cute, like she's old and she's senile and she doesn't understand that cops are to be respected.
	You know, it's like an old man doddering around the grocery store.
	You're supposed to think, oh, that's cute.
	She thinks cops aren't to be respected.
	She was probably stealing batteries.
	But you know honestly I feel like if maybe she just like had like a good solid you know commanding presence around her maybe like a man um she would understand how to respect these these our boys in blue.
	What if she had a man but he was like a soy boy globalist with the last name of Cohen?
	Then he probably wouldn't be wearing blue.
	Well yeah okay I mean he'd be a different kind of blue star boy.
	True true.
	So yeah, I'm not going to support anything that doesn't support our guys.
	Well yeah, and in that movie, Woody Harrelson plays a cop, Sam Rockwell plays a cop, and Sam Rockwell...
	He was a felon in the Green Mile.
	We all saw the Green Mile, where he was Billy Bob, the rapist and murderer, and they're gonna let him play a cop?
	Like, that's extremely disrespectful.
	That's rude.
	Second of all, Woody Harrelson, he's only played a cop like one time before this!
	Right.
	And he smokes... Doesn't he smoke dope?
	Smoke marijuana?
	Yeah, dude.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, but it's legal, so whatever.
	But yeah, true detective.
	He was a fucking... What?
	Yeah.
	He was a cop, but you know, he wasn't a Christian.
	I was saying that he's only played a cop like once.
	He needs more experience playing cops before he can play a cop.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Full of shit.
	And so yeah, you know, like, apparently she just kind of bullies them the whole time.
	Like, apparently her kid got murdered or something and they're trying to do their job, but they're cops.
	Right, she questions, she knows nothing about police procedure and questions them about it.
	I really wish I could go into how deeply disrespected these cops are, but I don't want to give any spoilies.
	Let's, uh, are we ready to move on?
	I just wish she would have, you know, had the police officer stand instead.
	Apparently she had the women stand and that's...
	Oh, at the Oscars.
	You're talking about at the Oscars ceremony.
	The only thing I want to say before we move on is that I just hope you guys continue to not watch the Oscars next year.
	Keep this up.
	I think it's weird that, like, yeah, she asked the women to stand.
	Wouldn't you feel weird if, like, Like, Tony, like, what if at the Oscars, like, uh, some, a mixed race person won an Oscar and they were like, alright, can I get all the mixed race, uh, actors in the room to stand up?
	Would that make you feel weird?
	Um, it would, the people who would stand might make me feel weird.
	Some of the people who might find themselves standing.
	No, I mean if you, like, would you stand, like if you were in the audience, if you were an actor.
	Oh, no, there's not enough of us.
	I guess that's a good point.
	It'd be like me, and like, John Legend's not even an actor, but he'd probably stand.
	You're not gonna get a serious answer for this one, dude.
	There's no way.
	I don't know, it's just weird.
	Like, give yourself a round of applause.
	Oh, it's super weird!
	Yeah, for sure!
	But you actually have to stand up.
	I wouldn't want to do it.
	No, it was actually a sick moment.
	The Oscars are ending, man.
	I didn't watch it, so I don't know.
	Obviously, that's a sign that this shit is unraveling.
	This isn't gonna continue for more than another couple years.
	Right.
	The Oscars are over.
	So the first post we're going over, the first Facebook post we're going over, let me see how we're doing on time here.
	18 minutes.
	The first post we're going over was a in-memoriam post that was done like an in-memoriam Oscar, you know, tribute to dead actors, but it was done in the names of Every actor or producer or media personality at all who had been accused of sexual assault and sort of like booted from their job or whatever.
	So in a way they are dead.
	And it was pretty good.
	It was pretty funny.
	I thought it was genuinely funny.
	The account that posted it is some wannabe blue-collar comedian who's trying very hard.
	Mabe in America?
	Mabe in America.
	Why would I even shout them out?
	I just think it's just so weird.
	His last name is Mabe.
	Of course.
	Yeah, I thought it was actually pretty funny.
	Yeah, it wasn't bad, yeah.
	It was silly.
	It was, you know, good.
	It was around silly.
	But, uh, there were some interesting reactions to it.
	Such as, uh, Belinda M. Wilson, who says, As a female, Good start.
	Yep.
	Great start.
	I know this is gonna go well.
	As a female, I blame the victim.
	Jesus Christ.
	Boom.
	What happened to a good ol' slap on the face?
	So you take the abuse and don't report it so then it happens to another person?
	Come on, get real!
	For real though, like, just fight back.
	And if you don't fight back, then you're the one to blame.
	Right.
	Well, especially because they're liberals.
	Because if you allow yourself to be raped by a liberal, you're no better than a liberal now.
	Exactly.
	You're lost.
	You don't count as a white person anymore.
	Right.
	Well, you're also contaminated.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	I also love this.
	Just saying, I blame the victim.
	It's like, hold up.
	Let me just blame the victim real quick.
	Well it's like that's, you're adopting your opposition's talking point and just leaning into it.
	Like blaming the victim is like a SJW, I mean it's a good SJW thing, you know, don't blame the victim because you're acknowledging that they're a victim.
	This is like if you as a pro-choice person would be to say no, like I'm anti-life.
	Right.
	Like, no, I am not pro-life at all.
	I think life is bad.
	More about killing them.
	Let me be just anti-life for a second here.
	Yeah.
	Which, to be fair, I mean, why not, you know?
	And, uh... I just, yeah.
	So, her beef isn't that the women are lying, it's that they didn't come forward or beat up their accuser so that the abuser was able to abuse again.
	Which, again, is a bad thing that happened to this previous victim.
	There's a lot of that weird sentiment in here.
	Can I read this next one?
	Yes, please.
	So this one is from Beth Ann, what is that, Colosi?
	Uh, tagging Gino Scala, because Gino needs to know.
	See, I am not the only one that thinks these, quote, victims are not, quote, victims at all.
	But then again, ellipses, we are just women.
	So, you know.
	What does that even mean?
	Just siding right up, leaning right into Belinda's stance.
	Have you guys encountered one of these people in real life yet?
	So she's saying that the left wing is sexist against women by not believing women who claim that other women aren't victims.
	That, I think, is what's going on?
	She's saying, you know, we're just women.
	Like, what do we...
	She's got a complex view.
	So, you know, like five layered, just women like, okay, we'll pick your side.
	But to answer your question, Tony, I do think he said, do you think you've encountered any of these people in real life?
	These women, you said these women, right?
	Yeah.
	I think, yes, I have.
	And they're the best victims.
	Like, really, that's... Thanks for letting me set that up for you.
	And totally talking over whatever you were going to say.
	No, I really wasn't going to go many places, but I did want to- You just brought up an unanswered question for her.
	Well, no, I wanted to open up the- Open up the floor.
	Yeah, you know.
	We did it.
	Oh, thank you.
	You set them up, I knock them down.
	Yeah, you know.
	Well, no, I definitely worked with somebody like this, and like, they had the most complex viewpoints on everything.
	I was like, man... And you wanted, like... You're like, what happened to you?
	Like, what's going on?
	Was that in our town?
	Can we talk about something else?
	Yeah, wait, can you give a specific... She said exactly that.
	She was like...
	Man.
	You guys were just sitting around the water cooler and she was like, you know what, you know how I feel about rape victims?
	I walked into it.
	I walked into it.
	Okay.
	So you, so really you were asking for it.
	Earlier in the day, she was like griping about Danny Matherson and I'm like, ah, man, I just, it's just bullshit.
	They're going to cancel the show now.
	They're going to cancel the show.
	I'm no longer going to get- What, that 70s show?
	No, The Ranch.
	Yeah, The Ranch.
	Which is the worst show, like it's a terrible show.
	So the Ranch has two that 70s show people on it?
	Yeah.
	And it's twice as bad.
	So you've never seen that?
	Have you seen Disjointed?
	No.
	It's those two shows.
	It's that Kathy... what's her face?
	Bates, yeah.
	Kathy Brates is on there and she...
	Sucks.
	And the show sucks.
	And those shows... I can't believe Netflix would greenlight shit like that.
	I guess people watch... Well, people watch The Ranch at least.
	Dude, I totally... A lot of people have Netflix now.
	I, like, totally accidentally watched all of Disjointed.
	Are you an idiot?
	Yeah.
	Why are you an idiot?
	It was just on the background.
	But anyways, The Ranch is legitimately terrible.
	It's so fucking bad.
	But there are demographic of people that like it.
	It's really... Simple people.
	It's simple people, is what we're gonna say.
	Go ahead.
	Continue.
	But yeah, she was grabbing about that.
	She's like, man, I can't get a candle.
	Just because you got accused.
	I'm like, oh, what happened?
	Well, we got accused.
	I'm like, well, does it seem pretty like, I mean, there's someone saying this happened to him?
	Yeah, but I mean, I don't know yet.
	And then, so I kind of like was whatever.
	I went and did my things.
	Then I walked back to literally her saying, Look, this doesn't happen to everybody.
	Like, certain people, you know, certain people, you don't put yourself in those situations.
	You know, you just don't put yourself in those situations.
	And it's like, what?
	She's like, walk out of the room.
	Just walk out of the room.
	I'm like, fuck.
	If you find yourself in a sex cult run by Danny Masterson, you probably deserve it.
	And she simultaneously is like, She's also like, oh, I'm queer, but I didn't tell my parents until I was like 25.
	Yeah, because that's what a good daughter does.
	So she has all these complex things going on.
	Man, I'm so sorry that you had this upbringing.
	Like, I am so sorry that you feel this way now.
	I'm so sorry you had this conversation with a co-worker.
	It was brutal.
	That's terrible.
	Well, let me just say, we have to talk about Disjointed after, and we have to talk about this sex cult after the show.
	Well, that's Danny Masterson.
	This is all post-pod stuff.
	Yeah.
	Enrique Galura says, Career first, complain later.
	And this comment really is interesting to me because, yeah, that's exactly what happened.
	Like, these women had a choice to make, whether or not they wanted to have jobs, or whether or not they wanted to come forward about what happened to them, and they made a very difficult choice.
	Can you imagine that?
	Like, having to be, like, put through something as shitty as all these women were put through?
	No, I can't.
	I can't imagine it.
	Me neither.
	And then having to work, and then, like, okay, I'm gonna put up with it, and then work, and then just, like, Fuck, dude, that is fucked.
	If you really just think about it and try to put yourself in the shoes, it's horrendous.
	So going out on a limb and saying that sexual assault is bad... Interesting.
	I'm gonna go...
	This is out of character.
	Do I have to edit this out?
	No, this is out of character.
	This is for you.
	Not yourself.
	No, this is me.
	And I think Enrique's mentality is like, no, if, you know, I gotta get my promotion, I gotta get mine, I gotta get my ends, and if my boss wants to jerk off next to me, that's, I'll let that happen.
	It's just because you're never going to encounter that dude.
	It's just not going to happen.
	I think he's criticizing women for choosing their career over... He was like, I would show up too.
	I'd take the promotion.
	Bob Bradshaw says...
	It's called Fame and Money, and when they get past the starlet age of 30 and those promises for sex don't come true, they decide to get in their wallets.
	Yes, these victims are equally at fault.
	So, the genesis of the Me Too movement, according to Bob Bradshaw, isn't from unwanted sexual advances on women, it's from women not being able to get sex later in life.
	It's too little sex.
	It's not an abundance of unwanted sex.
	It's a lack of wanted sex.
	Duh.
	Now they're gonna get laid after this whole thing.
	So it's all good.
	That's the logical end of this.
	They think that women over 30 are like 14 year old boys.
	They have to lie about the sex.
	They have to make it up.
	It's just so funny how undervalued these people value both women and women's sex.
	You know, they're like, oh, it's just cheap.
	It's just cheap for the promotion.
	They undervalue the whole thing so much.
	Sorry, say it again.
	They undervalue like women and women's sex, like a woman's sexuality.
	Oh yeah.
	Like a woman's desire for sex.
	They honestly think that like letting somebody, you know, jerk off on you or like, you know, getting groped all the time is like worth a promotion.
	To put it away, I saw something recently where this couple decided like, oh yeah, I'm going to be out so you can go ahead and get an escort.
	And this is in another podcast.
	Oh, one partner decided that?
	That's fine.
	But then the partner got upset when she realized that the escort cost $400 and that was more than she was willing to spend.
	And it's like, that's how much they undervalue somebody.
	And it's like, yo, would you sleep with someone for $400?
	$400 for an hour.
	And she was like, oh, I was cool with you doing that, but I actually don't respect sex workers enough to like, you know, pay them more than $400 to have sex with you.
	So that's how undervalued they and their sex is.
	Yeah.
	By like, by, by most people.
	I think this whole thing is, is, uh, pretty interesting about how Hollywood is full of pedophiles, right?
	We all know this.
	If we listen to the right wing, Hollywood is... It's all there is to it, man.
	It's just full of pedophiles, full of sexual deviants, full of, like, full of freaks.
	Freaks and geeks.
	Only apply to children.
	We only care about it if it's children.
	If it's adult women, then it didn't actually happen.
	Is this actual discussion right now?
	Yes, yeah.
	Yeah, I think that the right definitely, definitely, like they could care less about a woman who could defend themselves.
	A 14.
	I feel like they would even do this to a 14 year old girl.
	A grown actress that says they were molested when they were 14.
	One of these people would be like, well you should have fought them off.
	You should have kicked them in the nuts or whatever.
	And they would write that off.
	Lots of people would.
	And I've seen it in the comments.
	And when it comes to a kid, that's the dividing factor.
	You know, if it's a woman, if it's a guy and a girl, it's like, like you can brush that off.
	But if it's to a child, then it's, you know, that's the dividing factor or the deciding point right there.
	That way I could have explained that so much better.
	That's right.
	Uh, had some whiskey.
	So.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's just, so I'm trying, I want to think about it for a second.
	So yeah, it's kind of a heavy topic for sure.
	So.
	It's just this weird split-mind duality to where Hollywood is full of pedophiles, but also all these accusations are false.
	Exactly.
	Because they are women, like you said Matt, and I think it's because these people are so homophobic that when it happens to a young boy, That's the only time they can put themselves in the victim's shoes is when this dude this alpha macho veteran grandpa was a boy he could see himself being assaulted and
	And that's what's offensive.
	It's not that this person is forcing themselves on anybody, it's that it's somebody that was like them at one point in time.
	That they can be, yeah.
	And also the homophobic factor of Kevin Spacey being bisexual or whatever, or other people who are interested in men, they're automatically pedophiles.
	Right, well there's, that's one aspect to it.
	And then also like, the acceptance of like, Patriarchal culture like Having their way with women and asserting themselves Towards women like like I feel like the right I feel that sounds like shit I think that fucking the right is more accepting of that kind of behavior And they just think that like I mean a guy and a girl a guy you know a guy that has his way You know it's even more simple than that.
	It's it's that children are precious and women are liars is what they think and Okay, that's pretty good.
	It's that simple to them, you know?
	Yeah, I mean, pretty good.
	They wear makeup and high heels.
	Nothing about them is real.
	Who are the ones who kill the children when they're in the wombs?
	It's the women.
	The women do it.
	The women do it.
	Boom!
	Holy shit.
	Right.
	So women are no better than abusers and pedophiles because they kill, they commit the worst sin of all, even worse than pedophilia.
	I got something to talk to you guys about later.
	Holy shit.
	Anyway, can I read this next comment?
	Because I love this comment.
	Unless you really love this one.
	No, no, no.
	I don't even know which comment you're talking about.
	Go for it.
	Well, the one you got highlighted there, buddy.
	Do it, dude.
	And I want you to explain it, though, because it's just insane.
	Okay.
	John M. Holmes?
	Hames.
	Hames.
	Man, my eyes are getting bad.
	I self-identified as a woman just now, so I blame them, too!
	Now I go back to being a man.
	And remember, you are not allowed to criticize me for self-identifying in whatever shape, form, or fashion I choose, whenever I choose.
	Okay.
	Soak.
	Soak it up.
	Okay.
	That's a dude.
	My first reaction is pointing out that the word self is unnecessary in both instances.
	Yes, you identified as a woman.
	I'm assuming you identified yourself.
	I think that's part of it.
	Is he being funny?
	Yeah, he's a jokester.
	Okay, so he's a freaking hilarious.
	Yeah, so I identified as a woman just now.
	He's gender fluid.
	He floats between.
	If he knew these buzzwords, if he was a better SJW, he would know that he was gender fluid.
	Um, I self-identified as a woman just now, so I blame them too.
	Who is he saying I blame them?
	Yeah, who are you blaming?
	Um, uh, females.
	Oh.
	These are all in response to Brenda.
	Uh, Belinda.
	Berinda.
	So he's, he thinks that if he is a woman, he's granted cover to blame the victim.
	When, I mean, I don't think anybody in this thread had a problem blaming women.
	Blaming the victim whether they were male or female.
	Wasn't an issue, no.
	Now I go back to being a man.
	Now I resume my masculine life of wearing suit ties and running hedge funds.
	Now I go back to Oman and remember you are not allowed to criticize me for self-identifying in whatever shape, form, or fashion I choose, whenever I choose.
	I feel like this guy got lost.
	And you know, part of me is like, you're right, Jon.
	You're right.
	If that's really what's going on, good for you.
	But your gender fluidity does not make your shitty opinions on women any more valid.
	Your gender fluidity doesn't exist.
	We know this now.
	It's what people think is going on when people, uh... You know, people talk about racism or whatever, and people are like... The people who just say the most horrible things online are like, well, people hate me because I'm white.
	It's like, no, people hate you because you compared gun owners to Jewish Holocaust victims.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's why people hate you.
	Chuck Smith...
	Says everyone forgets Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla Show.
	Of course.
	The name of that popular show.
	That's what it's called, right?
	Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla Show.
	Yeah, dude.
	If only there were, like, a name that celebrated, like, what that show was really about.
	Something quicker, you know?
	Like, I feel like Spike TV could have come up with something for the name of that show.
	Probably the Spike Show.
	The Mail Hour.
	Mail hour.
	He played a game where you had to put a woman's head on his crotch and guess what's in his pants for a prize?
	The Libtards let him host the Oscars.
	So you were forced to degrade yourself and put a woman's head on your crotch.
	Me and you and him, we were all forced to do this at home.
	Right.
	Gotta be literal here.
	That is a wild thing that exists.
	The Man Show was crazy.
	But no, yeah, that... Sorry, I'm fucking... That's alright, I just didn't know where you were going with it.
	I mean, fuck, dude.
	Remember when they told you, like, grab that lady, if you were at home, and put her head in your garage?
	Yeah, I don't know if that really happened on The Man Show, though.
	That's where I'm at.
	Did he mean to say hand?
	I don't remember that game.
	And I just like to think of it as he is talking about somebody on the show, but that was part of the episode, is you had to do this in the show.
	It wasn't like a woman had to put her head... Like a cat?
	Like the woman is the passive...
	The passive actor in this whole process, even though she is the one guessing, you're still the one who is putting her head on your crotch and receiving her answer.
	She's just a prop.
	James DeMarco replies, Yup!
	Which is obviously a Storage Wars reference.
	That's obviously the name of the episode.
	Really?
	The Storage Wars?
	Yeah, that guy has the catchphrase, which is, YUP!
	You know.
	You don't know, dude.
	I like to imagine that the one time I lost the storage space, it was on the show.
	Like, I've seen actual bumper stickers that just say, YUP!
	With three exclamation points, and that's what it is.
	That's awesome.
	You get all close, and you're in traffic, and you get out of the UPS truck, and you're like, That's Storage Wars.
	I'd know it anywhere.
	You look at it.
	Dan McNamara says, they pick and choose their crying complaining topics.
	Hollywood choices all BS.
	Wait, I still think these is more to come.
	I don't know if we even need to discuss that one.
	He said it all right there.
	But he, now he's smart though.
	He thinks there's going to be actual theses coming out.
	Um, I mean, he's, you know, there's going to be whole scientific studies done on the pedophilia.
	Is that your feces theses?
	That's that's yeah, I was like gonna be a scatological Scandal next time.
	No, it's just got one out there.
	It's gonna be a feces thesis cuz it's bullshit Got you horse shit from the cucks.
	I like I like How like These awareness, you know, these awareness campaigns or whatever, the way he describes them is crying, complaining topics.
	Yep, that's... Yeah.
	That rolls off the tongue.
	These next few are in response to Chuck's too.
	Okay, Gloria Glowacki says, It's called a selective memory slash aka a liberal.
	A slash K slash a liberal.
	Remember when, remember like 10, no 20 years ago now you would I am somebody and you would go A slash K slash A. Yeah.
	And then you'd find out their other username.
	They'd straight up tell you it real quick.
	Yeah.
	And then you'd be like, oh, let me message you on that profile.
	You get their secret one, their alias.
	Exclusive profiles.
	Bruce Eigste says, Hollywood, go away.
	No one cares about you and your hypocritical attitudes.
	No one should get awards for acting.
	Serious?
	And people watch it.
	I never have, never will.
	I like this comment a lot.
	Like, we should be giving awards to, like, the Wounded Veteran Awards, you know?
	Like, who has the least limbs?
	Get on up there, eventually.
	Who got plowed through with a fucking assault rifle the most?
	I don't want to watch Dunkirk.
	I want to watch actual live streaming of war.
	Right.
	And then we'll give out awards to them.
	I agree with that.
	I'm gonna agree with you what you said there.
	And of course they'll... And listen to what you have to say.
	It's beautiful.
	That's half the battle is listening.
	Half of podcasting is just being silent.
	I suppose.
	Yeah, there would be no female category for that one so we can all agree to that.
	Yeah, no women in war.
	Okay, Dawn Barber says...
	The best part of the award show.
	They wore pins rallying for gun control, yet there were 500 armed security guards protecting them.
	LOL.
	Hypocrites.
	All of them.
	I love this argument.
	This is like a meme you see is like, oh, liberals cry for gun control, but look at these democratic politicians with armed guards.
	And I'm not sure what the best explanation for this could be, like, what the best analogy for this, like, can you imagine if people, like, decided to, oh, we're gonna fight, I don't know, like, some, we're gonna fight the flu by, like, injecting small bits of the flu into ourselves.
	Can you imagine if we did bullshit like that?
	That would be dumb.
	Can you imagine that shit?
	Well, that's how they'd, you know, that's how they'd poison us.
	Or like, we hate North Korea nuking us, so we're gonna nuke North Korea.
	First.
	Yeah.
	Do you hate nukes or do you love nukes?
	Come on.
	Pick your fucking side.
	Quit fucking around.
	But yeah, I love that.
	What are these numbers from?
	500 armed guards.
	They counted, dude.
	It's a guesstimate.
	You don't rely on the liberal media to tell you exactly how many armed guards there were.
	You give your best estimate.
	You count up the left side of the screen and then the top and then you multiply those and you know.
	Like, yeah, like a two-dimensional grid.
	That's a good guard-to-cuck ratio because there were about 3,400 cucks there.
	That's how many the Dolby Theater sits.
	Well, it takes extra guards because these cucks are inviting so many extramarital partners to join them constantly and constantly and then, you know, the number grows.
	Irene Sweeney Willis, sister to Rumor, daughter of Todd Sweeney? 100%.
	The allegations against these men are despicable.
	No man, or woman for that matter, should get away with abuse of power, and in as much as I believe that many allegations are probably true, however, whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?
	Trial by social media is very dangerous.
	Those responsible for this video, and those sharing it, are subject to being sued.
	Until the allegations are proven, those publicly humiliating anyone are equally inappropriate, if not legally liable for character assassination.
	I love the idea of, like, trying to get that... the lawyer that's trying to get that case together, like...
	The class action lawsuit that is almost like the inverse of a class action lawsuit, where the one lawyer is suing tons of social media accounts.
	The 10.5 thousand people that shared this?
	Yes, and then all the YouTube accounts.
	Like the Good Men V Cucks?
	You would have to click on the shares and then scroll through every single user account and then you would have to somehow get those private user accounts that don't show up under shares as well.
	It would be a real like uh Aaron Brockovich, or I don't know, some other lawyer movie.
	True show.
	It would be like that movie.
	And that's how we know that this would never work because we all know that, you know, Facebook in those places is just a puppet for the liberal media.
	So they're gonna go through the back door and block everything.
	Tijuana Ransom says, Danny Masterson isn't dead.
	This memorial is all wrong.
	Oh man.
	That's the one she knows is not dead.
	That's the best one.
	I think he's like deep in the video.
	I think he's like eighth in the video.
	Yeah.
	He's buried up.
	He's dead though.
	So she's definitely, the only show she watches is The Ranch.
	And that's 70s.
	It's the only thing she's seen.
	And what's funny too is saw all these other people who've been accused and just didn't think twice.
	Oh, but I thought, oh wow, we lost a lot of good ones.
	Lost a lot of good ones this year.
	Yes.
	RIP.
	And then she just saw Danny and that's the one that got her.
	Today was the first day that she was like, oh man, what's going to happen to House of Cards?
	Oh, by the way, did you guys see the trailer for the new House of Cards?
	There's still a House of Cards?
	And it's just, um... What's her name?
	What's the wife's... Oh, it's Sean Penn's ex-wife.
	She is so awesome.
	Um, but it's... That is his ex-wife, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	It's just a trailer with her just, like, in the Oval Office.
	Robin Thicke.
	Yeah, Robin Thicke.
	She is so hot.
	It's just her, like, in the Oval Office, just like... I just say that because she's kind of thick.
	Because they'll be... I mean, she's like...
	Just hot.
	But like, you know... She's the president now, dude.
	Oh, tight.
	She's the president now, dawg.
	They edited out Kevin Spacey that whole season.
	Imagine that work.
	Glenn Perry said... Glenn Perry, Glenn Ross says... Glenn fuckin' Perry, dude.
	I'm wondering why the presenters get more time to present than the winners get to thank the people responsible for their win.
	This is true.
	In this talk about, like, Me Too and sexual assault and, like, abuse of power, this question does get kind of lost in the shuffle, which is, yeah, how come those presenters get so much time when, like, the person who won the award and did all the work, they don't get that much time?
	It really should be one-to-one.
	Yeah.
	At least 1 to 1.
	I mean, and there's two people presenting, so they get like .5, .5 to 1.
	These comments are so, like, they're so almost wholesome.
	Oh, that one's wholesome, yeah.
	Cause they're just not, they're not these gross people, they're just like, yeah, this is another problem.
	They play them off too fast.
	So, real quick, I wanted to talk about another Oscars-adjacent meme thing that happened.
	There's this account that is called IJR, and this is a very popular account.
	This is, in fact, IJR Red.
	This is like a Facebook-specific account.
	And I've been seeing a lot of my Deplorables group people sharing these videos, uh, IJR, and it's just like the most, uh, what do you call it?
	Like the most inflammatory, the most boneheaded, conspiratorial bullshit that the right wing has to offer.
	You know, it's like, it's like Sean Hannity jacked up to 10, basically.
	It's all these like little meant to go viral videos.
	Um, And then I recently saw that there's an IJR blue.
	What?
	So there's a democratic version of IJR as well that's like the same breathless liberal equivalent of this right-wing shit.
	What the fuck?
	IJR's getting that paper.
	What's that?
	IJR's getting that paper.
	They are.
	And I meant to look more deeply into it, but this is something we're going to have to figure out in the future.
	Who is IJR?
	Because they're playing both sides against each other, and it's pretty devious.
	The best part is they're using the same exact film, the same exact clips.
	They just changed the captions.
	Just put different captions over it.
	Well, that's just smart.
	But anyway, they posted this video about Gary Oldman at the Oscars.
	I think he won an Oscar or something.
	Like I said, I didn't watch it.
	He won an Oscar and gave a speech and this whole video is like the title of this video.
	Gary Oldman thanks America in humble Oscar speech.
	Listen to the crowd's reaction.
	So basically what they're saying is that the crowd didn't react when he thanked America.
	So this is like kind of back to our whole you didn't stand for the flag thing.
	We said flag and you didn't stand up.
	What's wrong with you?
	This is such bad propaganda.
	It's so confusing to me.
	I mean, it was effective.
	It got 2 million views apparently.
	But it's like, you have to go through so many steps.
	He said something and they didn't react because they're full of hate.
	Shout out to Hedy Roosevelt, I think, for posting this in the group.
	Well, they're making an argument out of nothing.
	They're trying so hard to do it, and it's like, it's really impotent and kind of confusing.
	Yeah, it just seems like the whole, when Gary Oldman stepped up to accept the award, just like, real typical, like, plain, normal acceptance speech, like, just average, run-of-the-mill.
	Nothing, nothing, nothing...
	Lesser or above.
	Like, you know what I mean?
	Just middle of the road.
	Yeah, like average, passable.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's not like anything to freak out about.
	So you wouldn't applaud, but you would like... Slow clap.
	Oh, you slow clap for the middling speech?
	Yeah, dude.
	I like that.
	What do you do for like a really powerful speech?
	Double time that.
	Like this.
	Yeah.
	So that's not the slow clap.
	That's the fast clap.
	That's double tempo of the slow clap.
	Right.
	So the clap rate is descriptive of how much you liked what you heard.
	Indicatory.
	Yeah.
	Indicative.
	Indicative.
	So when you see a slow clap in a movie, you think that moment is like, oh, people didn't really like this speech because they're clapping slowly.
	It's a lackadaisical clap.
	I can only assume that, yeah.
	Okay, that's interesting.
	So America's only worth a slow clap for you?
	At this point, yeah.
	But you clap though, you acknowledge.
	Not like these people who just don't seem to care about America.
	It is kind of like an awkward moment in the speech because he does kind of like... Punch it?
	Do half of a pause when he's like, you know, thank you for accepting me in this wonderful country.
	And he keeps moving because nobody gives a shit that you're a wealthy man who made even more money because of America.
	He just tried an America nod in that speech and it didn't really... No one caught it.
	Right, but it's just this like... The propaganda here is just... Oh yeah, it's crazy.
	It's like... It'd be the equivalent of like...
	A candid camera moment where you yell, HEY VIRTUOUS PERSON!
	And then like, the person doesn't look your way, so then you're like, look at this fucking Satanist over here.
	Like, look at this person who does not believe in God.
	I think that's great.
	Like, or like if you were like, Hey pedophile!
	And somebody, like, looked at you.
	That's pedophile.
	Like, look at this pedophile.
	That's it.
	He reacted to what I said.
	That is the same exact thing.
	It's a very bizarre form of propaganda that I really like.
	It's, uh, the ass finger says what?
	The fuck you say?
	See, I just answer... Ah, he knows.
	Veteran.
	Okay.
	I just answer by clapping to everything.
	Yeah.
	That's your safest there.
	True.
	And don't kneel.
	Yeah.
	So let's move on to the final segment of this podcast.
	Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing it.
	We're doing it.
	So this is Stroh's boy.
	Can I say his name?
	Strohdozer.
	You don't have to ask me.
	This is your podcast.
	Strohdozer.
	Matt likes your name, Stroh.
	Dude, I like you.
	You know this though.
	Big ol' boy.
	You're my big boy.
	So Stroh sent us, uh, family memes here, uh, from, I don't know, their, or his, like, girlfriend's cousin, or something like that?
	Girlfriend's brother?
	I don't remember.
	Oh, what the fuck?
	I thought it was his blood family.
	Uh, no.
	Whatever.
	It's not.
	Um.
	He still knows this frickin' freak.
	So, the first one, this is Benjamin.
	We'll say his first name.
	This is Benji.
	Yeah, Benji.
	Benji shared this post, which I saw independently of this, but it's good.
	He shared this image of Trump as Superman with a T, so I guess he's Trump Man.
	Trump Man.
	Lookin' ripped.
	Big T on his chest.
	Big tits on his chest.
	And he's got a full beard.
	Full beard on his chin.
	He's got those pectorals lookin' plump.
	Real buff.
	And this is the cover of the Time Magazine.
	Did I say that already?
	It's the cover of Time Magazine.
	So this is like the second fake Time Magazine associated with Trump.
	The first being the one that is hung in Mar-a-Lago.
	Do we know?
	We know about that?
	Yeah, that's insane.
	Yeah, that's good.
	Trump just has a fake Time Magazine cover with himself hanging in Mar-a-Lago.
	It's like the Sports Illustrated cover we all have when we played soccer.
	Which is, I mean, you fake it till you make it.
	If time won't put you on the cover of their magazine, you do it.
	You know?
	It's a vision board.
	The post says...
	This should clear out my friends list.
	Which is, you know, just this meme.
	This should clear out my friends list.
	Like, conservative victory, I'm all alone.
	Yeah, dude.
	That's the ultimate, you know, hipster victory.
	I've listened to this band that only has two fans.
	Once you're there, then you can just... One of them is me.
	And for a conservative, the victory is totally isolating yourself from any friends or family.
	Once you're there, you can bitch a bunch, and then it's cool.
	Well, you bitch the whole time, and these are just the consequences of the bitching.
	Right.
	So we have some OC posts from Benji.
	Benjamin says, so-called green energy companies have almost universally failed despite zero red tape and billions in subsidies.
	Not to mention the irreversible damage they cause the environment.
	This is true OC.
	100% OC.
	As far as I know, I don't know who else's mind this could have come from.
	There's no vetting here.
	I love so-called, quote, green energy.
	Like, why does that have quotes around it?
	Like, is he saying that they're not really green?
	Right.
	They're not.
	They're contributing just as much to environmental pollution as any other company.
	But he's like, yeah, it's just green energy is all in quotes.
	And like, at least it's still energy.
	That's what he means.
	At least it's still energy.
	We can all admit that it's energy.
	I think the quotes don't need to go around that.
	I love the fact, though, you know, that they've almost universally failed.
	All of them.
	I mean, so-called, wait, we can assume all, so-called green energy companies have almost universally failed.
	Yeah, all of them.
	And imagine how much failure that must be because, you know, I'm seeing like SunSolar, SolarCity, like at least 10 different solar companies around, so that means like, that means that like there's Billions of other solar companies that have failed in order to make this statement that almost universally except for those 10 or so I see every day Man, there must have been so many that have failed.
	I haven't seen those companies you're talking about So I mean maybe maybe you're just seeing stuff.
	So they probably already failed you they're about to fail me, right?
	Okay Benjamin Oops.
	Oh my god.
	Fuck, I gotta edit that down.
	Benjamin Blank says, uh, polar bear population is still growing.
	Highest ever.
	Ecological scientists think this is largely due to the growing polar ice caps.
	Stick with acting, Leo, because you're a shit liar.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, that last part is the part that I kind of want to hammer home.
	Stick with acting, Leo, because you're a shit liar.
	So does he think that all acting is really just telling the truth?
	Really hard, doing it really well.
	Typically, it's usually just you have to have experienced what the script is doing.
	Stick with pretending, Leo, because you're no good at... oops.
	How do I finish this sentence?
	No, Benji's like, you know, yeah, exactly.
	He really was a Mission Impossible documentary is what I'm saying.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Every movie, every single movie typically is a documentary.
	Benji's Twitter form is so good.
	I hope Benji's on Twitter.
	Like, every one of his posts is like a perfect tweet.
	Yeah, his talents are wasted on Facebook.
	Like, that's why there's no likes on these.
	What the hell's he doing?
	It's because he's not on Twitter.
	Get the hell off here.
	Do you think that he literally just finds, like, articles and disbelieves them right away?
	Because, just saying, oh, if scientists are saying they're shrinking, that means scientists must actually think they're growing.
	Right, he's just on CNN believing the opposite of what he sees.
	Because I don't think anyone's ever claimed that the ice caps are growing.
	That's like a conservative talking point that the polar bear population is growing.
	I mean, there have been like... Well, the ice wall.
	The ice wall is growing.
	The ice wall that keeps the earth... See, that makes sense.
	That's growing, but the polar caps are... So the ice wall, you're talking about the one that is at the edge of the earth?
	Yeah.
	Oh, dude.
	Man, we have such a cool world we live in.
	It's all flat.
	Uh, well, yeah.
	It's tight.
	What's crazy is... Sorry, these are all... Benji posted all of these.
	Yeah, I was gonna read the next one, and then... Okay.
	Yeah, well, the next one is, like you were gonna say, the next one is at 3.05 a.m.
	So we're going in reverse.
	3.05 a.m., by the way.
	Maybe he's in a different time zone than Stroh, who screenshotted these.
	Maybe not.
	This is one day's worth of post... Not even... Yeah, so...
	It's Saturday at 3.05 a.m., which is just kind of an interesting time to be posting this stuff, you know?
	3.05 a.m.
	The other, the one we just read about polar bears, it was at 3.25 a.m.
	The one about green energy was at 3.28 a.m.
	So like, you know, all within 25 minutes of each other.
	It's when that Red Bull was wearing off and he just like was just in delusion, you know?
	97% consensus is the laziest lie in America.
	It's not a hard-working lie, like me.
	Up until 3 a.m.
	lying on Facebook.
	97 people didn't even answer the second question, the two second... Oh my god.
	97 people didn't even answer the two question survey that's used to perpetuate this lie.
	I like that L-I-E, how you space it out.
	So he's talking about the 97% consensus of American citizens that global warming is in fact happening.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	And this, it's like...
	We can't even get 90% of Americans to agree that the Earth is flat.
	Like, how are we going to get them to agree on global warming?
	This is fake.
	This is fake news.
	There's no way it could be real.
	And I think maybe the mistake that Benji is making is that 97% actually refers to climate scientists.
	Yeah.
	Which is even more interesting because When the right wing tries to refute this talking point about 97%, they say, no, look at all these scientists who don't sign up.
	And it's like, well, no, those are just like other kinds of scientists.
	Those aren't climate scientists who disbelieve in global warming.
	They're health scientists.
	Benji took this a step further, even than that, and said 97% of people don't believe global warming is a myth, which is in fact true.
	It's true that 97% of people don't.
	I just think that that's funny.
	Well, you were talking about the timestamps.
	This is actually the time that like, it's about 2am when the moderators take a break and they're not on.
	And you can, you can really get the truth.
	Oh, right.
	And so he's spilling the truth out to us because we don't get access to that 3% of scientists that know what's actually going on.
	Dude, I want him to boost this post.
	I want him to pay to sponsor this post.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's the only way he's going to get his message out there, unfortunately.
	Yeah, poor guy got no love on there.
	It's just too late, dude.
	Dude, there was a news item about how Democratic early voting was up in Texas by 105% and they posted it in the Deplorables group, you know, and so of course I commented like, This is fake news.
	105% is a fake number.
	That number doesn't exist.
	And people, like, so many people liked it and replied to it because I was right.
	Like, you can't... 105%?
	You can't have 105% of anything.
	What is this, a Little League motivational speech?
	In relation to, like, a population?
	It doesn't make any sense at all.
	No, it's a fake number.
	It only makes sense for like... How can you have more than 100%?
	It doesn't make sense.
	Benji says... And we know what he means here.
	they all knew it was okay when they benefited. - And we know what he means here. - I genuinely didn't know what he meant until I looked at the previous post. - 9/11, right?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	Yeah, it's about 9-11.
	It was okay when those other towers came down and they benefited from it.
	So the one before this was Oprah.
	Oprah did 9-11?
	Yeah.
	Hell yeah.
	Sorry.
	Name names or shut the fuck up.
	Don't lecture us for your friends' evil actions.
	Courage?
	More like cowards!
	I don't know.
	Whatever.
	There's guys all over the place.
	Project your movies, not your vile lifestyles.
	It's like on an actual projector, I think.
	I think this is a pun.
	He said, you gotta get a projector now.
	He's just a film enthusiast.
	70 millimeter rape accusations only.
	Yeah, I gotta see it in that frame rate.
	Oprah knew, Meryl knew, and never a word until now.
	Fuck you puke bags.
	America is not Hollywood.
	We the people have actually been against rape this whole time.
	Didn't you know?
	Never heard of it?
	Unlike you and your careers.
	Eat shit.
	We were against rape before it was cool.
	Yeah.
	You ever heard of it?
	I bet you haven't.
	You know us over here, us Trump supporters have always been against rape.
	Precisely.
	So he's like, he thinks like Oprah is condescending to him?
	This is like when somebody's trying to explain a Simpsons reference to you and you're like, yeah, I get it.
	I know.
	You mean like when you try to explain Simpsons references to us?
	To you guys who are just as big, if not bigger, Simpsons fans than me.
	Absolutely.
	My handle is FallOutBoyNotTheBand.
	FallOutBoyTheShow.
	So hit up Tony at FallOutBoyNotTheBand.com.
	The character from The Simpsons Show.
	Dot com.
	Oh yeah, Lipsy's in an email address.
	I remember those.
	I mean, I was talking about his Twitter account.
	Oh, I remember those.
	Yeah, I think that's it, boys.
	I think that's it for the episode.
	Yeah.
	I think we dabbed on the Oscars.
	Yeah, I think we got them.
	I think they're done.
	I think we did it to them.
	I think they... I think no one should watch it next year.
	Uh, what if people got angry at the Me Too campaign because they accidentally typed out hashtag Me Top?
	And like they found a bunch of gay porn?
	I can't get into this.
	Like that or like I'm a top.
	Yeah, like me top me top me me be top like that.
	I'm the top man That'd be tight.
	That'd probably get a bunch of cool Habits hobbies going, you know, yeah.
	All right.
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	No.
	Okay, subscribe to the patreon.
	We're at like Almost $40.
	It's tight.
	This is insane.
	I'm pressing it.
	You're tripping me out as you do it.
	If we can get to $50, I'll do something weird.
	Gotta pay for that.
	You gotta pay for it.
	You don't give it away every minute of this show at all for free.
	You gotta pay for it, and I get to determine what it is.
	Sounds good.
	Guys, if you guys do this, we can actually all get a burrito.
	Yeah.
	Every time we have a show.
	You guys can get us a burrito.
	That'd be fucking awesome.
	And we can get a six-pack.
	Well, I think it's interesting that you would say burritos since you in fact sell burritos on the weekend, Tony.
	Oh, I do.
	It's like... Conflict of interest.
	It is a conflict of interest.
	It's like borrowing money from Peter to pay Paul, you know?
	Yeah, cool, bro.
	I mean, I wouldn't charge us too much for... I wouldn't charge the patrons too much for our burritos.
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	We've been giving out so many stars to these blue boys.
	Yeah!
	They can only reciprocate that shit to us.
	It's only fair, you know, we do so much accusing of other people being blue star boys.
	Yeah.
	Isn't it obvious that we are secretly blue star boys ourselves?
	Trying to mask that with our accusations?
	I don't know if it's so secret.
	Accuse us of being five star blue boys.
	Right, okay.
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	I love you Colt.
	You're amazing Thank you for listening to us Yeah, love you too.
	Who's that?
	It's his godson.
	His godson named Colt.
	The Colt, dude.
	The Death Colt.
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	Our Colt, you fucks.
	I thought you were referring to like a Facebook rapper.
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