Minion Death Cult - 20 - Virtual Sanity (Preview)
Aired: 2018-03-09
Duration: 04:46


=== Medical Malpractice vs. Gun Control (04:46) ===

[00:00:00]  Hands and feet murder twice as many, and knives kill five times more Americans than all rifles combined.
[00:00:07]  Preventable medical errors kill about 98,000 people per year.
[00:00:12]  Medical malpractice kills more than 12 times as many people as are murdered in the U.S.
[00:00:17]  each year.
[00:00:17]  That's more than 300 times the number killed by all rifles, not just the so-called assault rifles.
[00:00:23]  And yet, no one talks about limits on hammers or knives or doctors or hospitals.
[00:00:31]  Okay, so what he's saying is, I mean, if you people calling for gun control were ideologically consistent, if you weren't big ol' hypocrites, you'd also be calling for a ban on doctors.
[00:00:45]  Because, I mean, medical malpractice kills so many more people than gun violence.
[00:00:51]  Massacres, massacres.
[00:00:53]  By the way, after he said doctors, there was a screen wipe, and it said how to do it to him, and then it went right back to the videos.
[00:01:05]  I love the idea that nobody is putting regulations on doctors.
[00:01:11]  So why should we regulate guns?
[00:01:13]  Those guys need to be on a shorter leash.
[00:01:15]  People aren't regulating doctors.
[00:01:17]  It's not like it's hard.
[00:01:18]  It's a free-for-all out there.
[00:01:19]  It's not like it's hard to be a doctor.
[00:01:21]  I think that if you're gonna treat hospitals the same way you treat guns, you should just send your kids to a gun when they get sick.
[00:01:33]  Send them right to a gun.
[00:01:35]  Say, here, get a shot.
[00:01:37]  I think there should be like a mandatory lifetime.
[00:01:41]  All right.
[00:01:45]  I think there should be like a mandatory lifetime waiting period.
[00:01:52]  Like if you have a preexisting condition.
[00:01:54]  Yeah.
[00:01:54]  I think we should do that.
[00:01:56]  Again, back to natural selection.
[00:01:57]  People die all the time.
[00:02:01]  Sorry.
[00:02:01]  It's all good.
[00:02:02]  I would say the shittiest thing about uh these kind of debates and i i grew yeah grew up in gun country and um the the thing that always pisses me off it's like yeah i know that we're there's no way we're ever gonna get rid of all the guns in america like i don't think that's ever gonna happen i do more and more wish it would happen but i don't think it's gonna happen like people are gonna want their hunting rifles they're gonna want their pistols
[00:02:29]  the the fact that they want every like even tiny measure to pull back just a little bit on guns is seen as like you want to take all the guns away well it's just It's great propaganda.
[00:02:41]  I mean, the NRA, first of all, is just such a huge and powerful lobby.
[00:02:47]  And politically speaking, they're very successful.
[00:02:50]  I mean, they have it right.
[00:02:51]  Like, they don't do this incrementalist shit.
[00:02:54]  They don't cede any ground.
[00:02:55]  All or nothing.
[00:02:56]  They refuse to cede any ground because the second they lose a step, they know that their scene is no longer infallible.
[00:03:03]  It's possible to get these things through and so just any and all regulation is like a life or death thing for them.
[00:03:10]  Literally.
[00:03:12]  How else could we compare fucking healthcare to guns?
[00:03:16]  Like, I mean, the idea that, you know, I mean, people are just gonna die on the operating table and like, we don't, we don't try to prevent that at all.
[00:03:27]  A pistol handy.
[00:03:29]  Like, a doctor should have a pistol handy, just as a tool.
[00:03:33]  Well, I think you, as a patient, you should have your gun ready in case your doctor's about to do a malpractice on you.
[00:03:39]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:40]  Oh, good.
[00:03:40]  No anesthetic.
[00:03:42]  Just, like, keep the Luger next, Ruger, whatever it is, next to you.
[00:03:46]  I think those are both guns, actually.
[00:03:48]  Okay, nice.
[00:03:50]  And, yeah.
[00:03:51]  You keep the gun next to you and you just take the pain like a real fucking man.
[00:03:58]  And you're ready to pull it on that dirty ass doctor that's about to drop tongs inside your belly.
[00:04:05]  It's not like, you know, doctors have to have malpractice insurance.
[00:04:08]  Yeah.
[00:04:10]  Or it's not like doctors can be fined or anything like that.
[00:04:14]  We just don't address malpractice, so why would we address gun violence?
[00:04:17]  No, this guy's got a point.
[00:04:19]  You know what?
[00:04:21]  I told my wife that after the last malpractice, I would do anything to get these doctors off the streets.
[00:04:30]  And I was like, I have my doctor and I can't just give my doctor back.
[00:04:35]  So I took my doctor and chopped him in half.
[00:04:39]  Wow.
[00:04:39]  So there's no more doctor anymore.
[00:04:40]  Wow.
[00:04:41]  And I just couldn't do it anymore.
[00:04:42]  Yeah, you're not supposed to say that shit.
[00:04:44]  I want you guys to maybe think about doing the same thing.