Louder Than Crowder - EPISODE 72: THE PAQUI™ ONE CLIP CHALLENGE (SEPTEMBER 3RD, 2025)

Oct. 6, 2025 - Louder Than Crowder

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EPISODE 72: THE PAQUI™ ONE CLIP CHALLENGE (SEPTEMBER 3RD, 2025)

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	this is an audio world original That's kind of a weird day.
	That's kind of a weird thing.
	Welcome to Louder Than Crowder podcast about the podcast louder with Crowder.
	My name's Byron.
	I'm joined tonight by Dennis who is drinking something.
	Yeah, I'm drinking like Genius Gourmet sparkling protein.
	30 grams of protein, 130 calories.
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	Switch to America.com.
	And our Low and Star Brother in Occupy Texas.
	He's there too.
	It's Jared.
	It is I, and I'm here with Dennis, and we are pitching a substance that will make you more voluminous.
	Alright, guys.
	So strong.
	I gotta have you stop right now.
	Because I've said it before one big one.
	Turn off the music.
	I like how long I played out.
	You like that?
	That's a good touch.
	And for as long as it takes.
	The boys can't be bought.
	Oh no.
	However, we can be least.
	This week we're up to something.
	In an attempt to rehab their image after the uh 2023 death of a Worcester boy who participated in this company's viral capsation covered chip challenge.
	Pockies reached out to me with an intriguing offer.
	And that's why today we've been dared to do the Pocky's one clip challenge.
	Oh no.
	Can we record an entire show over an hour of commentary with nothing but one clip of Crowder?
	Just one clip.
	Time to find out.
	It's time for a spicy.
	You know what?
	Actually, I have uh.
	I have a an illegal pocky one chip challenge.
	You best believe I got a well-expired chip in my cabinet.
	I never did it.
	One clip.
	Time to find out.
	It's time for some spicy takes from Hot Lips.
	No chips.
	Pocky's one clip challenge starts.
	After uh we take a second to uh thank some thanks some folks for their support over at Shark.club.
	Hello Shrug Nation.
	You got the shrubs you wish.
	That's the home for all things too hot for the RSS feed.
	Double salutes, Shrug Club exclusives.
	We gotta wrap up Steven's uh the bootlegged comedy show pretty soon.
	We do that'd be a lot of fun.
	Picks of Josh's belly are there there as well.
	All for free, always will be, but some folks choose to give us currency to support us financially, and we support them, of course.
	I'll accept any currency of any kind.
	Bigly.
	Bruce W. Interesting.
	Bruce W. No, that's not a good one.
	W is a great one though.
	Yeah, yeah, it's not Willis, though.
	It's not?
	No.
	He doesn't he doesn't remember he used to be an actor.
	Hey, come on.
	I saw that on the right of three.
	It's sad.
	It was nice.
	He was dancing with his family.
	That's great to hear.
	Bruce.
	I just wanna say.
	Man, just thank you so much with all of my heart.
	Oh my grit.
	Everything that I have inside me.
	Piece of shit.
	That was beautiful.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And uh Cradle of Willf.
	Cradle of Wills.
	That's a great one.
	Isn't one of the cradle of filth guys in trouble right now?
	Oh no.
	Isn't I thought he was like a cool guy who like gave a lot of money to I I mean I don't I don't remember.
	Maybe that's it.
	What a piece of cradle of cra cradle of shit Chelsea.
	What's his name?
	Will Will.
	Willf.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, appreciate you.
	You're wonderful.
	We appreciate you so much if you already remember your name fully.
	Yeah, if you if you like what we're doing and want us to say your name, uh it's a deal.
	Do you think someone will trick us into saying a funny name?
	Yeah, sometimes people do that.
	Like Heywood Jabu.
	Okay, come on.
	What is this?
	Mo's Tavern?
	It's like Peloton.
	Someone's name is just like Dick.
	Dick Zagna.
	Dick Dick Azonia.
	Harry Dicksanya.
	Harry Dicksanya.
	Notice like a regular just like straight up like my name's fuck fuck dick.
	Listen, for for money, we'll I'll say your name is fuck dick.
	first name fuck, second name dick.
	Fuck D, and I'll go fuck D. Okay.
	And if your name is funny in the last half, I will say the whole thing.
	Bruce Weiner was the guy's name.
	Oh, was it?
	So yeah, it was kind of on the edge.
	But if uh yeah, we we will say your name in exchange for money, and uh it does go a long way.
	Uh we appreciate it very much.
	Yeah.
	And sometimes we give them money away, too.
	We use it to buy genius gourmet sparkling protein.
	Big rope at checkout.
	If you want more of this for free, go to Shrug.club, uh join Shrug Nation, be a shrug clubber, and of course.
	Pieces of shit!
	Oh, that one's good.
	Papa That's uh Alex.
	He was really mad at Owen Schreuer this week who quitted.
	Oh, that's that's recent.
	Yeah, this is what I just remember that.
	Can we do a quick fuel break?
	Uh fuel break.
	Yeah, just we'll real quick here's fuel.
	Why not?
	Yeah, like like Spice Lords.
	Strap in.
	One clip challenge.
	Let's go.
	Can't fit in those genes.
	Oh shit.
	Be careful with beans.
	All right, let's talk about beans.
	That musical fruit.
	I forgot to eat them all.
	Okay for rumble premium.
	Beans are loaded with soluble fiber.
	Quite frankly, for the ads.
	So why do they make you feel so bloated and gassy?
	Because beans don't want you to eat them.
	Okay.
	Is that why?
	I guess that might be one of the reasons.
	It's actually, yeah, also something in them that is uh on the outside of it.
	It's uh supposed to be an insect repellent, and also it affects us negatively, apparently, according to that doctor.
	Are you sure it's not that beans have wants and desires?
	They don't want to be eaten.
	And they prefer us to not eat them.
	Isn't the whole point of the bean to be eaten?
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	After six months of of paying for rumble premium, I did stop my subscription, so we're gonna have to.
	That's smart.
	Yeah.
	Were people who are the ads anyway?
	Were Shrug rats funding us buying Mug Club?
	No, technically.
	All of our money is still in the account.
	I haven't touched any of it other than what we gave away.
	Okay.
	All right, for real.
	Here's the drink that will flush sugar from your veins and make poor circulation disappear without needing so many pills.
	Pay attention.
	Blood glucose up to 100 is considered normal.
	From 100 to 126, you look, and it already scares you because you're becoming pre-diabetic.
	Focus on this.
	Because if you do nothing, in five years, 70% of people will become diabetics.
	This is the standard in medicine.
	And do you know what makes your glucose go from 100 to 130?
	No, I have no idea.
	Is it the carbohydrate we consume?
	No, that's another myth.
	Carbohydrates are not the cause of diabetes.
	You can eat the toasted bread.
	It has been proven that there is no connection.
	Do you know why there is no connection?
	Because uh, it has already been proven that the pancreas of a diabetic produces insulin.
	The problem is that inside their pancreas, something is trapping the natural insulin within it.
	And it was in this research that they discovered that the cause of type 2 diabetes is a nocturnal bacterium.
	And a bacterium.
	What do you mean?
	Explain it better to us.
	Exactly.
	Look, exactly.
	Explain bacterium.
	That's the change.
	Yeah.
	And uh I'm on the edge of my seat.
	I know.
	Insulin is stuck inside my pancreas.
	It's trapped.
	Yeah, it's it's trapped.
	It's just like a it's it's forming into like a ball that's gonna harden.
	Sure, sure.
	I'll have an insulin ball.
	Well, and then someday it'll get released.
	Kind of like a decalcified pineal gland.
	Yeah, just blast it out.
	With some yeah.
	So sorry about that.
	Today, um, the clip.
	We're going to be t I don't know if you know this.
	Uh there's some Epstein files dropped.
	Epstein files were dropped.
	Yeah, and I'm sure you're there's not a whole lot there, just to be clear.
	It's less than one percent.
	Uh the left is using this as political football.
	This is a misstep, but it doesn't stop CNN from interviewing victims and wanting to say something about Julene Maxwell on Donald Trump.
	Here's what we do know.
	There is nothing implicating President Trump of significance.
	Because if that would be the case, we would hear about it.
	Immediately.
	You don't trump up real estate charges if you've got the guy on child rape.
	Also, the left, uh, just because they can't uh help themselves, they're really, really, really pro-Venezuelan drug gangs.
	And by that I mean the administration of uh uh Venezuela, the government, Maduro, because they are one and the same, so they are terrorists, and this is an act of war, rightfully so.
	Speaking of war, Chicago.
	It's a war zone, but uh I don't know if you know this.
	The reason that Chicago has a higher murder rate than the rest of the country is actually the fault of the rest of the country.
	So your guns in Texas, your guns in Oklahoma, your guns in Indiana.
	That's actually the reason that only Chicago has more gun crime.
	Can you follow it?
	I hope you can't.
	On with the show.
	On with the show, that's the big clip, folks.
	That's a recent one.
	Is that today?
	That's today, yeah.
	Was this about the beans?
	Yeah, the be so the beans have a bacteria on them.
	Yes.
	And the Venezuelans are selling the beans.
	Of course.
	And by Venice, you mean the gangs because they're one and the same.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And they're trapped.
	The beans represent the gangs.
	Yeah.
	Okay, the nocturnal bacteria, that is the Epstein files, and they're trapped.
	Uh huh.
	The Epstein files are trapped in the pancreas, i.e.
	Pam Bonnie's desk.
	You know that the the lead singer, I think, of trapped.
	His name is Chris Brown.
	Wait, what?
	We already started recording.
	So we just it's off then.
	Because Dennis said ropes.
	Because Dennis said shooting ropes.
	We get I'm on the phone with Pocky.
	They called?
	They've called and we actually unfortunately we lost the deal.
	Did we lose the we were talking about shooting ropes?
	Yeah.
	It's not because a child died.
	Uh sh what are we gonna do?
	Guys, let's drop the bit.
	I did intend to do a one clip challenge episode, and I might do that.
	That would be really tough.
	No, I don't think so.
	I think we definitely could talk about Epstein stuff and the y remember Trump's press conference where he discussed the Venezuelan drug boat that he blew up.
	And the AI video.
	Oh, the AI video they ignore that.
	Yeah, of course they do.
	Uh very interesting stuff.
	I'm sure we could talk for an hour about that.
	We're we're pretty good at that, but uh I did pull some other clips.
	Well that's that's unfortunate.
	Yeah.
	My mouth is so fucking spicy right now.
	Right.
	And for no reason.
	Anyway.
	All right, well.
	Bye Poppies.
	So that I mean that's kind of what the show's looking like today.
	But so are all these clips from today?
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is this is today's show.
	I like this.
	This is kind of like we're we're we're up.
	We are we we leaped past the mass shooting week.
	Oh man, I do not want to hear him talk about another machine.
	I didn't either.
	I know that it was kind of a responsibility to do that.
	I gotta tell you, I didn't have the emotional bandwidth for the.
	One thing that I'll say about like watching his coverage of the the mass shooting.
	Yeah, we watched it live.
	It was a mess.
	It was bad.
	How they were very much like, we don't want to get this wrong.
	We don't want to get this wrong.
	Okay.
	We don't want to get this wrong.
	At one point he like flashed up a picture of like a rumor and Gerald's like, get that off the fucking screen right now.
	Did you really?
	I love that.
	Yeah, they went live.
	They were they went kind of rogue.
	Yeah, they did.
	Of course.
	They had to get you know, they had to get their content, dude.
	Well, and this is on the other side of the.
	Did I yeah?
	Did I pass this past this idea, this concept that like uh, you know, you have these shows and they sort of revisit sort of the some some of the same things, you know, often this is like this episode part two or whatever.
	You know?
	This is like uh every time that Crowder wants and wills it into existence that there's like a trans shooter.
	Yeah.
	It's like our our Taco Bell 4, you know?
	Oh, it like as if we are Doughboys, the podcast.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, this is the fourth time that we've done Taco Bell.
	I don't know if there's any special editions or new flavors that we There is a new um dipping sauce at McDonald's.
	Okay.
	It's called gold sauce.
	I'm j I'm just saying, um yeah.
	I don't know what we would have gained from covering Steven covering another mass shooting.
	Like, it'd be Steven just being a piece of shit.
	Yeah, it's just what he is.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Well, uh the the how do they change, isn't it?
	It is, yeah.
	That's what we do.
	That's what we do every week.
	Oh, does the language change around it?
	Is he more you know, he just sort of like I'm fine with that this week.
	So did he?
	That's kind of cool.
	Oh, nice.
	It's cool.
	But where will he say it?
	Who knows on the other side of this, maybe?
	Here's a Tunisian man who had stabbed five people and uh I believe hit a couple of others finally being taken out, most funnily in front of a Turkish restaurant.
	funny Shut up!
	Yeah, I would shoot him now.
	I think there's people behind them, maybe.
	Get a good angle.
	Take the blue!
	The police!
	The police!
	Well, winning this symbol.
	Send me off!
	The only thing that would have made that funnier is if the French police immediately before open firing just said, be our kissing.
	Everyone drink ourselves a Disney little Disney record.
	Well, that's how you what do you mean?
	That's how you open a show.
	You uh showed it like that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Showing someone getting shot?
	Yeah, it's a Tunisian man who stabbed some people in Marseille.
	Yeah.
	They thought that it was so funny.
	Yeah.
	Because I think this is a comedy show.
	I mean fairly sure.
	You edit out our laughing usually.
	Usually, yeah, because it's a hoot.
	It's a hauler.
	I'm slapping my knees.
	This is uh not great.
	You know, five people, including a hotel manager were stabbed and the the manager's son as well in a southern French city of Marseille on Tuesday.
	Really, this is just a five-sentence article in Reuters that came out uh yesterday.
	So I imagine they just have some sort of uh Google news alert for illegal immigrant and then crime, and then they pull up cool stories and videos like this.
	Shot dead, dead is their thing.
	Yeah, a Tunisian attacker had two knives and a crowbar, got shot by police.
	Uh apparently the the hotel manager after the person didn't pay attacked him.
	It's awful.
	Sure, yeah.
	What what kind of show is this?
	Like, you notice that Steven, they're laughing at the guy getting killed.
	Yeah.
	Zero concern about the people who were stabbed.
	Uh I mean, he he goes on.
	He's got some concerns.
	Uh just to be clear here, and I I don't feel like that's not traumatizing.
	Uh, kids understood war for a long time.
	I think it's good to see a bad man get shot because then you actually understand that there is justice, just as surely as you know that there is evil, there needs to be good in this world.
	Unfortunately, um only the undercover officers can do anything.
	So the people who were stabbed.
	Well, this is why when people say if it saves one life, okay.
	How many people are stabbed in your they have a knife problem?
	By the way, they still also have a gun violence problem, but they have a knife problem.
	Well, only law enforcement in France can carry concealed.
	So kids need to see more war.
	They do, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They should see people get shot.
	That's not crazy or nothing.
	It's not like a wild thing to say once you're raising very children, right?
	Like my twins are gonna see that probably like later on today.
	I'm gonna show Did you guys know they released Faces of Death as like a child version?
	Oh, I was gonna say I have a new version of it.
	I have a steel, a steel box.
	Alphabet of death.
	The alphabet of death.
	Well, that there's actually a film called ABC's Death, and I own that one as well.
	Yeah, that one's a little different.
	It's not real death.
	Yeah, they do learn you do learn the alphabet.
	You do learn the alphabet.
	So that'd be good, yeah.
	Um I'm just gonna say this.
	I don't know much about the story.
	But there's really not that much out like and it doesn't.
	Yeah.
	I'm gonna say this for one.
	Being stabbed is better than being shot.
	Okay.
	It's still really bad, though.
	It's bad.
	But it's better than being shot.
	And mass stabbings kill less people than mass shootings.
	Okay.
	Did any of these people who were stabbed die?
	Do we know?
	One is in critical condition, but yeah, everyone survived.
	Other than the shooter.
	Other than the shooter.
	No, the not the shooter.
	The stabber.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, just habit.
	American habit.
	The shoddy.
	Shot E. Yeah.
	Shoot E. That I think is like a shot.
	It that's that's about that I think that they just ignore all the time.
	They're like, we'll have a gun, they have a stabbing violence problem.
	And like, sure, yeah, that that's a problem.
	But that's like, oh crap, I I uh went bankrupt or I had to pay a ten thousand dollar fine.
	Okay.
	I'd rather pay ten thousand dollar fine than go bankrupt.
	I don't want to minimize being stabbed.
	Because I think it would be far more traumatizing than a lot of things.
	It wouldn't be more traumatizing than death, though.
	Yeah, I agree.
	You just would think it is because you don't have an experience after death.
	Sure.
	Trauma doesn't exist after death either.
	Are we taking getting chased with a knife or getting shot one time?
	How you survive?
	I would rather be stabbed ten times.
	What?
	Than shot once.
	If I if I survive, I don't care.
	I'd rather shot in the leg once.
	No, I just if if I have the option of, hey, listen, you're gonna get shot and killed, or you're gonna get stabbed ten times throughout your life at periods that you'll never know that is happened.
	How about worse?
	Why do that?
	Worst of both worlds.
	Shot with an arrow.
	How about stabbed with a bayonet?
	Cool stuff.
	They go on to talk more about how if we if this was in America, then someone would have shot the person before he started stabbing people.
	More people would be death as an America.
	Uh well, because the person would have a gun.
	The guy would have pulled out the gun and shot the manager right away.
	Sure, sure.
	You wouldn't have a knife.
	But they're saying like someone would have likely had a gun that would have a good guy with a gun, of course.
	Yeah, it definitely would have stepped in for sure.
	I don't know.
	Just like in Uvaldi.
	Uh yeah.
	I don't think I pulled any more clips from that because it's really just a four-sentence article that they're going to be able to do.
	But it's fucking hilarious.
	Laugh about.
	Yeah.
	It's like the funniest way to start show.
	Definitely.
	Play someone getting killed.
	Yeah.
	Laugh about it with zero regard for the victim.
	Way funnier than that.
	Speaking of lawlessness, Chicago.
	Mm-hmm.
	So this has been all over CNN and legacy media this morning, and they're all upset.
	They want to they want to drum up some controversy over the idea.
	First off, let me let me let me establish I should I should have set this down as a baseline.
	Um Labor Day weekend.
	Fifty-eight people were shot and eight people killed in Chicago.
	Jeez.
	You pretty much have uh two mass shootings, the equivalent every weekend in Chicago, by the way, that's not even including weekdays, business days.
	So that might be the reason that President Trump confirmed yesterday he does intend to go into Chicago with the National Guard.
	Well, we're going in.
	I didn't say when we're going in.
	When you lose, look, I have an obligation.
	This isn't a political thing.
	Uh I have an obligation.
	When we lose when 20 people are killed over the last two and a half weeks, and seventy-five are shot with bullets.
	If the governor of Illinois would call it crossbows, call me not Aaron.
	We have the right to do it because I have an obligation to protect this country.
	Now here's the thing, and this is where President Trump, whether you agree with the idea of him going into Chicago or not, right?
	We said there's a difference between D.C. and Chicago.
	I understand that.
	But I want you to look at the dynamic here.
	One side, even attempting to provide solutions.
	Big time.
	There's only one side that wants to fix violence in Chicago.
	Is that what he really clear?
	Yeah, yeah, that's that's what it seems to be.
	So he's saying that when people say we need different gun laws and those kind of things.
	That's not an effort to violate.
	That's a larger regulation thing.
	But there I mean, there's plenty of programs, community violence intervention programs, examples like Chicago cred, uh ec eclivis.
	Thank you.
	Build the Institute of Nonviolence for Chicago.
	Build the maker of puff bars proteins.
	Oh, I do like those too.
	Metropolitan Peace Academy, and things like the SC2 initiative, which is a citywide initiative that aims to reach.
	These are all but these are all Republicans, right?
	Wow.
	He said one side.
	Sure, sure.
	Those are all conservative groups.
	Obviously.
	But here's the bullshit about that.
	There's I mean, there's very specific things too, like violence interrupters on the street.
	Have you heard of this?
	It's like nonprofits, they deploy trained violence interrupters.
	Like a like a flash mob?
	No, not exactly.
	But they go and try to, you know, get between tense moments between rival gangs or you know, in any sort of by grabbing their earlobes and kissing them on the lips.
	Well, I would be fairly distracted if I was getting smooched.
	Excuse me.
	You can't be you can't be causing a ruckus while getting a smooch.
	You know, it's just not how it works.
	Uh now we're on the right path.
	The bullshit about all of this is like, for one, every time there's like a mass shooting, they say we don't talk about gun control.
	And obviously they would say, yeah, well, you know, Chicago has crazy gun laws, sure.
	To to reduce violence, you have to reduce the reasons for violence.
	You can't just say that I'm gonna stop the violence like in the moment it's occurring by having the police there.
	Well, it needs to be targeted.
	Well, I mean, listen, like, yeah, all cops are bastards, of course.
	But it's sort of like the the speech that like precludes itself where like for my entire life, you talk about gun violence, and then like a conservative person would be like, but Chicago, uh-huh, but Southside Chicago.
	So it's like any time that like you say I'm going to snuff out the violence in Chicago, people are going to immediately think of the gun violence that's happening in South Chicago.
	Yeah.
	You know, and like not not even knowing like what that looks like or the demographic of who that is necessarily.
	I mean, the the violence is real.
	You know, there there is higher violence in Chicago, and the this this spike over Labor Day weekend, conspiracy brain Byrons, like, oh, okay, of course they're gonna maybe uh what's it take to, you know, sure go spice things up and try to get uh I obviously there's violence in Chicago, sure.
	Yeah.
	But the thing that we need to reduce violence is we need to have I mean, there's obviously some tons of things we can do as far as like livable wages, reduce the need for people to even commit crimes in the first place, right?
	Like proper education, um police that are funding, right?
	Targeted policing.
	Well, police that are part of the community that they used to be.
	Not like militarizing.
	Yeah, because that's like that's a thing.
	It's like if if you're part of your community, then it's a different story.
	But also, Chicago's not like the highest city in like homicides per capita, not even close.
	Like the highest is like uh Memphis is the highest in Lewis, Baltimore.
	Are you pulling it up now?
	Yeah, I'm at Memphis right here.
	Memphis has 40.9 homicides per 100,000 people.
	St. Louis, Baltimore, New Orleans, Detroit.
	Chicago's 17.6.
	It's half the half the homicide rate.
	Yeah, Cleveland compared to Memphis is higher than that.
	Huh.
	A lot of these are well, and this is an argument that I don't even know if we need to get into.
	Missouri's a red state, but then they would argue, but it's a Democrat mayor, you know.
	Well, this is absolutely just a political stunt.
	Of course.
	That's all that it is.
	And so when when he's like, it's not political, it's not political at all.
	No, no, it's not political.
	He's just lying.
	You sure?
	He's lying.
	And I think that Stephen might have bought it.
	Just to be clear.
	This doesn't exist in a vacuum.
	You have the worst crime.
	You, DC.
	I believe uh Albuquerque is right up there.
	I believe the murder rate, you was it four times that of New York City.
	I'm going by road here, Chicago.
	Is it four times New York City, two times Los Angeles?
	Or maybe swap it.
	So you can say big cities have crime, but not all big cities have your crime.
	Not currently, and not historically.
	So maybe New York and LA aren't that bad.
	Right?
	Maybe he won't get knockout games there.
	Well, maybe not.
	I think that I think the knockout game uh started in New York City in the five boroughs that you know, when you when you clench them together, it makes a fist.
	That fist comes raining down on the back of your grandma's head.
	But now I just have this idea of of Steven like seeing a Lumal Notis pizza or a pequads on the sidewalk and him like walking up to it and then getting knockout game in the back of the head and his face falling into a hot pie.
	That's fun.
	It's fun.
	He's like, there is a crime here.
	Who would who would leave this pizza behind?
	Kablooy.
	It was like a bumper.
	Yeah, the case.
	No, listen, I don't want to advocate for any sort of violence towards Steven Crowder or pizza.
	Yeah, and Texas Avery cartoon.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Uh Chicago is like it there's crime there.
	Of course.
	Yeah.
	Well, and he mentioned Albuquerque.
	Albuquerque is nowhere on these lists.
	I thought for sure he was talking about homicide rates.
	He watched fucking breaking band, was like, Gus Goddamn Fring lives there.
	Gus is a scary guy, and also that other one, the the fixer guy, he's there too.
	Two goes Salamaka.
	Uh that's not the one I was thinking.
	Uh big Mike Mike's there.
	And he's scared.
	Mike Urbentrout.
	But then I also looked up total crime rate, which is uh violent as well as property crime.
	Okay.
	You know, it's kind of the same thing.
	Memphis, Portland, Detroit, Seattle, Baltimore, Denver, Nashville.
	Like, none of this is Chicago.
	Crimes were and well, they killed Hank, didn't they?
	10, 11, 12, sorry, I'm counting 13, 14, 14 or 15.
	Yeah, the well, that's the Venezuelans, of course.
	Trendy Aragua killed Hank, right?
	The cousins.
	Big toxic.
	There was that turtle with the head on it.
	Yeah.
	Treyo.
	Trail's ahead.
	I gotta watch that fucking show again.
	I just finished Saul recently.
	I didn't ever start Saul.
	It's good.
	Interesting.
	Final final thoughts on this.
	Uh other than a fact, I'm pretty sure they're going to Chicago.
	I don't know if you saw the latest Ken Klippenstein leak, uh, one of my favorite journalists of all time, just leaked a memo that reveals homeland securities.
	Crackdown has already begun.
	They are deploying or um have requested military assistance for ice operations in Chicago, requesting the Department of Dean Cain.
	Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
	Lori Lightfoot on some let me speak to Dean Cain.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Lori Leifett's not the mayor anymore.
	Sorry.
	She she's just saying it in her house.
	Anyway.
	Well, yeah, she has the right to.
	Uh they revealed that the Trump administration is fast tragging military-supported immigration operation in Chicago.
	Using the Great Lakes Naval Station as the base, and they're gonna do it for at least 30 days, which is similar time frame that they said they were gonna do in Washington, DC.
	And it's starting early September.
	That's like right now.
	Oh, that's now.
	Wow.
	The Department of Homeland Security requested Department of Defense support for ICE enforcement operations, citing national security concerns, public safety, and a need to fulfill executive orders declaring immigration at the southern border.
	It's really far away from southern border.
	As an invasion, that's what they're using.
	If if you flip-flop this.
	This is that would that would be people in the start region.
	Imagine if if Obama said, I'm gonna send the National Guard in just until we're safe to whatever Kentucky.
	Kentucky.
	Yeah, yeah, right?
	People would lose their fucking mind.
	It would be all Confederate flags.
	It would just be a new country.
	It would be that that truck driver circling them.
	Truck driver's strike in Canada all over again.
	What is it?
	What was it called?
	The freedom, the freedom terrace.
	Convoy.
	Yeah.
	The trucker convoy.
	I think.
	I don't know.
	I met up with it for a little bit.
	Freedom convoy.
	Freedom convoy.
	I followed it for like 25 miles or something.
	And that was about masks or something, wasn't it?
	It was about vaccines.
	It was about vaccines.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, just imagine if Obama was like, yeah, I want to deploy the National Guard to a city.
	They'd lose their fucking mind.
	They would lose their fucking mind.
	So this is involving active duty troops, not just the National Guard.
	Imagine joining the National Guard and then you're picking up garbage in DC.
	Like that's really hot.
	Oh man, like I gotta tell you.
	You got you like you see those guys, it's just sort of like how do you not point at them and just be like weekend warrior?
	You know, like it's just sort of like are you embarrassed for yourself right now?
	I I get it, and I do find it lame.
	But at the same time, like these are people who probably enter into this field thinking they're they're gonna be doing good, right?
	That's what I'm saying.
	Like some of them are psychopaths and they want to like bully people in the world.
	As it always is.
	Yeah, but like I think for the most part, I'm gonna I guess yeah, it's like oh, I'm gonna help out if there's a flood or a hurricane.
	Sure.
	Or if if you know if there's a disaster and we need to help our kids, or if there's a brown guy.
	Or if there's a bunch of brown people who are working harder than all the Americans and paying more taxes than all the Americans in the community that's criminal Americans.
	I better go to Chicago.
	It's dark and do do a marshal.
	Yeah, do a martial law.
	It's it's bad.
	It's terrible.
	It's really not great.
	And uh yeah, thanks to Ken, we have kind of a little head start of what's gonna be going on.
	What's that?
	You gotta cue the MM track.
	It's like I'm sorry, mama.
	I never meant to make you crack clean out the closet.
	Yes.
	Clean out my closet.
	That's the one.
	I guess keep your eyes on Chicago, and we're thinking of you, all of our our friends and listeners who live in Chicago.
	Man, I wish there was something more we could do.
	I can't do much.
	I can go eat a pea quads.
	Pequads is good.
	We had a good time last time at Pequads.
	Yeah.
	Byron and I ate some pequads and watched uh the end of men.
	Oh, and you assaulted that kid in that Barnes and Noble.
	Assault the child.
	Jared, do you want to hear the story about me assaulting your children?
	You better tell me.
	Okay, so I was walking around carrying a camera, and it was a a camera in like a cage, like a metal cage, because we were doing some video for double salutes.
	Uh I was coming down an escalator, and I just I just was walking, swinging my arms, naturally walking, and some kid, some guy that's let his kid loose, and his kid ran right in front of me.
	I didn't see him, but natural swing forward hits his kid right in the head, and he just goes straight down.
	So basically, I just like assaulted a child with a metal camera.
	Yeah, and his dad looked at me like I did it on purpose.
	Like I was like, I'm not saying afterwards you kept saying something about you being a sovereign citizen.
	I did, yeah.
	I can do this all day.
	He walked into me.
	You kept saying stuff like that.
	And it was it didn't, it wasn't a good look.
	It wasn't a good look, no.
	I felt very bad.
	Yeah.
	Good thing we're cutting that from the show, right?
	Yeah, yeah.
	How to check yourself for parasites at home.
	Ah, fuck.
	I think there's no way you had a parasite in you.
	Think again.
	Here are over a hundred species of parasites that can affect humans negatively.
	The eggs, larvae, and adult parasites need to be removed in a way that's minimally harmful to the body.
	When some parasites die, they produce toxins that can be even more harmful.
	You can't see them.
	You can't hear them.
	But if you're feeling bloated, having random stomach pains, they are inside you.
	I mean, what's worse than parasites being inside you?
	With the wet squelching noises.
	Well, that was the sound of the toxins.
	Of course.
	Oozing out of your butt that would be a few.
	We all well listen.
	Guys, we're what kind of parasites you got.
	I don't know.
	Do you think you're a good host for your parasites?
	They're like, oh, I wasn't Jared and that's sucked, but now I'm here in Byron.
	It's better.
	Listen, I think uh a home's a home, right?
	Home is well, I sit in milk always.
	And I'm sitting in milk?
	Yeah, it's not very hospitable for the worms in my butthole.
	Do you boof milk?
	Yeah, no, I don't boof it.
	I just sit in.
	We're never gonna get a sponsor again.
	Well, Pocky already left.
	We're in these people.
	And the reason I have to sit in the damn milk is because of the damn pockets.
	I can't get enough of these things.
	They're so good.
	And I'm eating them one right after the other.
	Crunch crunch.
	It's a one chip challenge.
	No.
	I want everyone to know that these are the ads that play before Steven Crowder's show.
	If we haven't made that clear.
	This is the kind of stuff that plays ahead of his programs.
	I love it because it reminds me of those blogs where like you're on a blog and there's a sketchy ads at the bottom.
	Yeah, they're all AI generated pictures.
	Uh huh.
	It's great.
	Steven's got those too.
	Of course it is.
	Yeah, he's got click through ads.
	It's always feet fungus.
	Killing your grandma with your feet fungus.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Yeah, listen to double salutes if that's uh if that one flew past you.
	It's free.
	Shrug duck club.
	Wonderful.
	All right, moving on.
	Monday!
	Uh the Venice and it's amazing to me that the left is losing their mind over this.
	I know.
	This brings me joy.
	Yeah.
	I see this and I'm like, yes.
	I mean, at a certain point they can talk about the constitutional authority, and this is officially a terror organization.
	Whatever.
	Whatever.
	These are drug dealers on boats, trying to bring these drugs to the United States, who are backed by socialist government.
	One that Sean Penn and Oliver Stone supported, by the way.
	And we stopped them.
	How is that anything other than a win?
	Even funnier.
	First off, very funny.
	So funny.
	Funniest thing I've ever heard, actually.
	Yeah, when a strike carried out by the US uh military uh uh it blows up a boat in the Caribbean.
	I'm doing a stand-up later on.
	When there's like 15 people.
	Uh-huh.
	Well, they've killed eleven people.
	Eleven people.
	And they're there and then they're not there.
	It's like a magic trick.
	And that's fucking cool, dog.
	The punchline, it may have violated international human rights and maritime.
	We can free that on later.
	Listen.
	You're a little now you see 'em, now you know.
	Pieces of shit.
	That's what they were.
	That's such a great one.
	Yeah, you could we went hard on that one.
	And this, I don't know if you heard the tone of this new uh piece of shit.
	It's pretty good.
	That's very good.
	Yeah.
	That's like a d that's like a detective finding out like uh listen up, you piece of shit.
	A second bit of information.
	Secret information.
	One more time.
	Piece of shit.
	Son of a bitch.
	It's kind of like the same energy, right?
	Yeah, it really is.
	Yeah, so Donald uh Donald distraction Trump over here uh during his proof of life press conference.
	Yeah, yeah, it turns out they actually shot it back in May.
	So that true?
	No, of course not.
	They asked some questions about the rumors.
	Oh, no, no, of course not.
	Yeah, that was AI though.
	If he can say that I'm sorry.
	When you said that, I thought you were talking about the Venezuelan drug boat.
	No, not the book.
	Oh no, no, I'm talking about Donald.
	Donald.
	Yes.
	No, because I was like, maybe he just has a bunch of shit ready to go.
	He's like, I guess we'll just distract with this clip of me blowing up some Venezuelans.
	That's kind of funny, right?
	Press the button.
	What's crazy about this is I don't know.
	I know nothing.
	What?
	Where's Byron?
	I'm right here.
	How are you doing?
	Good.
	Nice.
	I don't know anything about managing drug uh traffic on national security system.
	Oh my god, yeah, and it is a serious problem.
	But I do know that if there was a ship that was coming that I knew was full of drugs.
	Uh-huh.
	I would just arrest everyone when they got to where they were getting.
	You you you were in the pretty large navy.
	Use it for information and use it for this is putting heads on pikes.
	Bullshit.
	Yeah, you're breaking a link in a chain.
	You're not figuring out where the chain goes.
	You know, my dad used to tell me a story he used to tell me.
	Huh.
	That he was on a crew that and this is I still feel this way, A Cap.
	Okay.
	Even my even my dad arrested David Allan Coe.
	Country singer, David Allan Coe.
	Arrested him on his boat.
	This is David Allan Co.
	I don't know anything about him.
	I just was country singer.
	He's like a like a long haired redneck from nineteen seventy six.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure that's playing in the background right now, ripping.
	Ding dong ding.
	I'm a David Allan Co.
	kind of guy.
	No, I don't actually take that out.
	I'm not.
	Don't let don't let me say that the microphone.
	Uh oh, okay.
	Is he a bad guy?
	He's a fucking freak racist and uh yeah.
	He's just a southern dipshit, but he was arrested.
	He was coming back, he was uh picking up drugs in I don't know, somewhere off the coast of Florida.
	He had an album called Once Upon a Rhyme.
	But he also frequently claimed in his music and public life that he was a murderer.
	Yeah and was on death row for killing an inmate.
	But it looks like there's de documentaries that say that he has no uh convictions other than burglary tools, which he was arrested with and in decent materials.
	Oh, Pedia Page's playing the fucking dime bag guitar.
	Yeah, that's cool.
	All right.
	Back to this strike.
	I mean, it seems like I just I don't know.
	I'm uh it's kind of fucked up that we are doing this kind of shit.
	Like all that Steven's done so far.
	Yeah.
	Uh other than I started that all I sounded just like Alex Jones.
	Uh-huh.
	He is just devaluing human life.
	Yeah.
	Okay, cool.
	Uh 11 people died.
	I don't know anything about those people, but 11 people died.
	We we opened the show with a guy getting shot to death.
	Getting shot to death, and they thought it was funny and said more kids need to see this.
	Kids gotta see this.
	This is like the New Sesame Street.
	Blah blah blah.
	Remove the restrictions.
	And weren't they bitching about count as counting shell casings or something?
	One.
	Two.
	That's the that's the Tootsie roll out.
	Oh shit.
	Damn it.
	They're all the same.
	They do.
	They're all the same.
	It's the same guy.
	All counters are the same.
	Yes.
	Come on.
	Because they're going one, two, three.
	Is that the count?
	That's how you can count.
	Ha ha ha.
	A three four.
	Just regular four.
	Four, four, five.
	Four.
	But they're devaluing human life.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I'm not saying that these these drug dealers are like, hey man, you never know.
	They could be great people.
	They're probably terrible people.
	But you you don't just kill people.
	You don't missile people in the ocean.
	Hey, I know a drug dealer who is pretty cool.
	Yeah, a lot of them.
	Most of them are cool.
	I may have stayed at some guy's house.
	There was a drug dealer once.
	It was mine.
	What?
	I am too.
	Oh.
	Dear friend.
	The president of Venezuela, Maduro, threatened President Trump for his provocations.
	Let's watch.
	Venezuela's president has a warning to the United States.
	Oh no.
	If you mess with our country, you're messing with all of South America.
	I'm fine with it.
	Amid the buildup of humanity.
	Argentina's like what?
	A few moments later.
	Tonight, the White House releasing this dramatic video of the U.S. blowing up a boat in the Southern Caribbean.
	President Trump says it was carrying drugs from Venezuela and that the strike killed 11 members of the notorious gang Trenderagua or TDA.
	Trenderagua!
	Trenderagua!
	Yeah, Josh goes on to say that uh they can't all be united of the South American countries because they don't even speak the same language or even say the same word for Papusa.
	You okay?
	It makes me so mad.
	For one, Steven's first thing is just making fun of the name.
	Trendy Wagra?
	That's all.
	He just wants to say it all funny.
	I didn't even say it right.
	No, who cares?
	They they were so anti-war for a long time.
	And now they're like, yeah.
	They want to fight us, bring it on.
	Let's fight everyone.
	Yeah.
	Let's steal Canada.
	Let's take New England.
	The argument would then be like, we're not anti-war, we're just pro-killing individuals.
	Yeah.
	Or several at a time, I guess.
	Guys, I didn't win the Powerball, I don't think.
	You didn't?
	No.
	I got two tickets.
	Is this a brand new one?
	Yeah.
	It was up to 1.4 billion.
	Um sorry, I'm checking my numbers really quick.
	I got I got one number.
	Is that what's that for?
	That's close.
	Alright, guys, I'm fucked.
	I'm probably gonna try and win the power ball pretty soon.
	Trend Agua Tesla, right?
	Trend de Aragua.
	Yeah, I what were you saying?
	You were saying that uh that they're probably bad guys, but that's not how we should have a big thing.
	They're not anti-war.
	They're just pro-tough guy.
	Yeah.
	That's it.
	They're just pro-tough guy.
	They want to like, you know, like they want to be the bully's right hand man.
	And they're not.
	They're little babies.
	Well, I mean, you can you can you can use force to stop a boat that is non-lethal.
	And that's how we should be doing things because we're moral people.
	Well, we're not the DEA of the world.
	I agree.
	We're not.
	I were they bringing these drugs to the United States?
	Cool.
	When they get here, just arrest them.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	You got eyes on them, apparently.
	You don't like see like a a drug dealer's car and then blow it up and be like, oh fucking got them.
	Fuck that guy, right?
	Fucking got him, dude.
	Well, where's the line?
	Like, what what crime is not worth blowing someone up for, right?
	Like well, that's the thing, is like I don't believe in the death penalty.
	Yeah.
	But Steven thinks that we just need to apply it liberally.
	It goes against the international law, though.
	Like of course it does.
	Oh, wait, they have an excuse for that though.
	Oh, do they?
	Yeah, I wonder if I pulled that clip.
	Nope, just a bit.
	Just send right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of cartel punks.
	They left from a Venezuelan port, and then they got blown up.
	And then they got blown up.
	See, it's fun.
	It's fun because they're drug deals.
	It's a short story.
	It's one of those short films.
	And by the way, I love how like you'll get the libertarians.
	Whatever, what are we fucking?
	You want to put black tar heroin in your own body?
	I don't care.
	We're talking about drug dealers.
	We're talking about that's not the only thing they do.
	I guarantee you they're also trafficking people.
	Okay?
	These are bad people.
	They're terrorists, and they are backed by their government.
	Which brings us to some of the claims you will hear from the left.
	Here's the first claim.
	I can't believe anyone bought this, but some of you did.
	Uh that these were just fishermen in a canoe.
	This comes from Jeff Carlson, I guess, on X, who's quite popular.
	Says, We bombed a canoe.
	Meanwhile, Mexico is running submarines into our country and establishing major drug labs in Canada.
	We can blow up Mexico too.
	I'm fine with that.
	Yeah, what uh yeah, good idea.
	Yeah, good idea.
	Oh, wait, that's right.
	You want us to open borders to them.
	Hey, hold on a second.
	Hold on, Steve.
	Is he is he actually stupid?
	Does he not understand the context of which which this person is posting that tweet?
	Uh Stephen is stupid.
	Saying we we blew up a canoe, which is a minimization of you know what we're doing.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Saying that we used missiles to blow up a canoe when we should be focusing on the submarines from Mexico who are actually doing drug trafficking at larger scales, as well as the labs that are being set up in Canada, which are inarguably more significant.
	Of course.
	They're showing how non-impactful what actually happened was.
	You killed eleven people with I don't know, f a whole bunch of couple hundred pounds of cocaine at most.
	Maybe we can find out how do they feel about like Duterte when the all that was happening.
	Like Yeah, just kill dog kill drug dealers.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And like, did they Yeah, that's perfect.
	That's exactly what we should do.
	Or like I'm just curious, like what historically what was their take on this?
	Because Trump was a big Duterte guy.
	Yeah.
	You're right.
	I don't know.
	We had we had like literal warships out there because we sent them God, we sent them down there to do exactly this as a distraction, right?
	Like you remember when Trump sent the he sent warships down to Venezuela and then they called up was it the entire male population of Venezuela is now technically an active army.
	I don't remember that.
	No, that was a new thing that happened a couple of weeks ago.
	I definitely meant five million volunteers were mobilizing across the country.
	Okay.
	And that was on August 21st after the president sent a bunch of uh ships to the Caribbean, you know, targeting all these uh narco trafficking networks.
	And that is an escalation that is, I don't know, maybe partially necessary, but not in the way that they're handling it, right?
	Like it's just clear that this is exactly what they were doing.
	This is just a distraction, yeah.
	For weeks they've they've been trying to do this.
	Uh huh.
	And they got it they got one boat and killed eleven people.
	And how much does it cost to mobilize an entire fleet?
	Sure.
	What the fuck are we doing?
	Just and the thing is that Steven is seeing this as like a flex of power, and it's over this?
	I'm sorry.
	Like, what a waste what a waste of money.
	We we have the resources to just arrest these people in the United States if that's what the goal was.
	We don't need aircraft carriers out there.
	No.
	They're not killing People with the drugs in the ocean.
	Well, the sharks do get high, actually.
	And it is true.
	We did a story about that.
	The sharks got high because it was blown up and dumped all the cocaine into the ocean.
	Holy shit.
	So if anything, they cause more problems.
	Now we're gonna have really stoned sharks.
	We're gonna have I don't know if you call them stone.
	Blitzed.
	Rolling.
	The sharks will be rolling.
	They're not rolling.
	They're zooted.
	There we go.
	I don't know, drugs.
	I got there.
	I got there.
	Yeah.
	I got there.
	That's probably fine, yeah.
	Zoo suited sharks, dude.
	Yeah, we gotta we gotta stop those guys.
	I don't think we should.
	We should let them just roll, dude.
	Let's put them on kill Tony, dude.
	They're probably funny as hell.
	A shark flopping on stage out of his mind with sunglasses, acting like he's normal.
	Grinding his teeth.
	We got fake Dr. Phil over there.
	You got a problem.
	The shark's grinding through all sets of his teeth.
	So where are you from?
	Where are you from?
	He sounds like Jay Leno, of course.
	He's like, ah, you know, I I'm from the I'm from the fucking uh why why why the fuck do you care where I'm from, motherfucker?
	He's trying to bucket pull with those fins.
	Hey, I I are you just a shock when Thunglather than a and a top hat?
	Wait, is the shark Jay Leno or is Kill Total?
	Kill Kill Tony is Shay Leno.
	That's kind of fun.
	I like that.
	Alright.
	I've gotten used to clips like these every week where Steven, who has already set the bar so low for like what I think is acceptable to hear.
	Gerald swoops in.
	Limbos it.
	Well, he limbos the bar.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	Thank you for drawing my attention to this Mexican matter.
	No, no, no.
	Listen, don't get admonished again.
	Canada's the prize here.
	Yeah.
	They're doing the drug labs in Canada.
	We can now take Canada.
	Steven, take Canada.
	I have no problem with it.
	Leave it.
	Here's the truth.
	Okay.
	The claims of even a canoe.
	It's not a canoe.
	It's uh what's known as a Picuda or a go fast boat.
	Very descriptive.
	Yeah.
	It's powered by outboard motors that cost many tens of thousands of dollars in some instances, can travel up to 40 knots.
	That's 46 miles per hour.
	But here's the here's another point.
	Canoes are actually used in 10% of Venezuelan smelling operations.
	So I'd be totally fine with blowing up a canoe, also.
	You can kill everyone, and Steven's looking for a boat, by the way.
	We know he's looking at it.
	He definitely is.
	He's looking shopping for boats.
	Yeah.
	Uh I love that he he's ignoring the fact that all the money we spent to blow this up.
	He's finally give a shit.
	Yeah.
	I mean that's like calling in the National Guard to Chicago to arrest a single shoplifter.
	God, if there is any other folks who were interested in Trump specifically for fiscal reasons, they have got to stop.
	They're lying.
	If they're still around, they're lying.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because this is crazy.
	This is just a big distraction.
	That's all it is.
	Yeah, what stop talking about Epstein?
	That's all he wants.
	What fiscal responsibility are we seeing on any level?
	I mean, it's way worse, right?
	It's it's insane.
	Like how like what do they say that like they cut however much like with Doge, like a billion dollars, one billion dollars or something like that?
	Uh-huh.
	Some uh pitiful amount of money.
	And then they're like spending a new, like are you kidding me?
	Have you seen what I wear around?
	You got a billion?
	Yeah.
	Have you seen my neck?
	I haven't actually, because it's all covered in gold.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And it's all fucked up.
	Like with my bones are weird.
	It's too heavy because of the money.
	It's it's rough.
	But uh yeah, you know, then we added another like 10 trillion dollars like overnight to the fucking deficit, and it's like this is fine, and like this is exactly what we should be doing.
	Uh, you know, Ice ICE has like nearly as much money as our fucking military now.
	Uh you know, nobody can get health care or whatever the fuck.
	Can't even get child care.
	Can't even get like maternity leave.
	Have a child in the office.
	We're gonna give you a tax credit for your overtime, so shut the fuck up and get back to work.
	Appreciate that.
	And and just so we're more accurate here.
	It was a little over 50 billion, but they were aiming for uh two trillion as the goal.
	How much did they cut?
	54 to 63 billion, that's the verified cut.
	And then how much are we spending now?
	I mean, we're spending a lot.
	Yeah, I don't have that number.
	Thirty-nine times that I heard.
	Uh that from me right now.
	Because I just said it out loud.
	Oh, you well, you also said it was about billion.
	Yeah, hey.
	And it could have been, honestly, if our way.
	So their goal was two trillion.
	Yeah.
	And they cut 50 billion?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Well, it was two trillion, then they cut it to one trillion, and then they reduced it to 150 billion.
	And currently we're at 54.
	Alright, cool.
	So they did like a couple percent of their goal originally.
	Yeah, it seems like that's uh that's a pretty accurate way to look at that.
	Yeah.
	We got rid of um goodwill politics and uh uh what uh Indo Transgender Place.
	Of course.
	Yeah, and we got rid of the transgender mice that we were like milking in Connecticut and sending to uh Rhodesia.
	Stupid shit.
	Yeah.
	Like Mark Big Balls did it, dude.
	Get someone should go mark uh I'm sorry, go milk Marco Rubio.
	I was paying for that with my taxes, and I didn't see them cut that.
	So do you guys realize that in the future there will be a textbook with a heading to a column that says big balls?
	Yeah, it's cool.
	And it's uh it's gonna say that he uh the whole reason why the National Guard showed up in DC to pick up trash was because Big Bulls got knockout gamed.
	Listen, and I'm I'm not gonna get a New York game, they brought it down south.
	Oh no, it's everyone's big everyone's shaking in their boots.
	Fucking freaking dude.
	Yeah, uh no, I mean, I think I've I've been hearing more and more about the time of night that that big balls was out and why he was talking to kids and that he may have been uh tr attempting allegedly to score some drugs from people.
	Um, it's possible.
	They were charging him fifty dollars a gram.
	Yeah.
	Like and yeah, dude, we got that gas, and it's just the fucking uh it's literally oregano.
	And listen I don't know if I don't think anyone should be assaulted by you know by anyone trying to buy drugs, but I think that if you're gonna mobilize the entire life lesson part of the game.
	Yeah, that's kind of true.
	Are you gonna try to sit here and tell me that Big Balls didn't have a TI eighty three plus and he was playing fucking drug wars and he's not playing lemonade stand.
	Come on.
	No.
	You know the risks you were getting into freshman year high school, dude.
	You know now you're living that life.
	So I just want an I want to know, release the release the big balls files.
	Exactly.
	We got we gotta know what happened.
	Some pixie sticks.
	I mean, listen, it's probably the same Venezuelan stuff.
	That's why big balls couldn't that's why he uh got knockout.
	It was it was driving this is the current story.
	It was between three oh one and four twenty a.m.
	Hmm, that's a wide wide.
	420 a.m. probably he was assaulted in an attempted carjacking is what they're saying.
	So I don't know.
	I mean, maybe he nothing good happens between 301 and 400.
	Maybe what was happening.
	I bet this is what happened is that like he was pulling up, he handed his money to somebody from his car window, and they said, okay, just drive up to the next stop.
	The person will come out and hand it to you.
	Surprise, surprise.
	It's a black person because it's DC.
	Yeah.
	And he gets fucking uh freaked out because they tell him to roll his window down so that they can hand him the drugs.
	And then he tries to sovereign citizen the window.
	Yeah.
	Just a crack.
	He holds his ID against it.
	I'm big balls kind of piece of paper that says I'm not driving, I'm traveling.
	I'm traveling, and they're they mistook that that he was saying something else.
	Yeah.
	Inappropriate.
	Well, look at him.
	You know, they just opened his door because he didn't lock it ever.
	He's traveling.
	He doesn't need to.
	Um, they pulled him out and then they knockout game disaster because it was you know, it's a big misunderstanding.
	They probably took his 50 bucks for the one gram that he was buying.
	I big fucking nerd, dude.
	What do we get the National Guard in there, dude?
	We have we need to ruin this country over big.
	We gotta clean DC up and they're just literally like got a little net, so the little like uh little hand picker up and they're putting putting cigarette butts in their little net.
	You know, like uh when you see those like sports games in high school sports where like the dad gets all pissed off at the referee.
	Yeah.
	That's basically what happened.
	Big ball's just like dad, they beat me up in DC.
	And he's like, Don't worry, I'll send in the guard.
	He doesn't yeah, he's like lying to his dad.
	It wasn't even kids, it was just somebody his own age.
	Yeah, another white kid who is just like this kid sucks.
	Clearly, guy sucks, but yeah.
	Dude, I bought fucking drugs in DC and it was fine.
	I'm just saying that eating eggs can cause type two.
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	The true cause of type two isn't directly linked to eating carbohydrates or sugars.
	Instead, it's a tiny parasite that has been hiding in your pancreas for years, slowly destroying your health.
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	Okay.
	And that's a complete like a full release or like what are we?
	Yes.
	So guys, listen, I'm kind of I'm kind of um hyped about this.
	No, I'm I'm actually a little freaked out because a little bit ago they said that the insulin is trapped in my pancreas.
	Yes, trapped by the parasite.
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Well, but now that the parasites are in the pancreas, can they come and go as they please?
	Yeah, like the fucking pancreas of pancreas, they go on vacations.
	Doing busy world of Richard Scary around your fucking body.
	Like every time you eat an apple, it becomes one of their fucking cars.
	I mean, Miss Fri Miss Frizzle gets the gang in a in the loaded up and they go check it out, right?
	Oh, Arnold.
	The third ad about a pancreatic function.
	And like we just have to accept folks that uh eating carbohydrates gives you diabetes sometimes.
	There's a fucking war going on in your liver.
	And it's it's it's it's 300, and like they're doing fucking Xerxes is kicking like different worms down the pits of your bowels and shit.
	Sure.
	And they can't get out.
	I just I listen Leonidas All the symptoms sounded like diabetes.
	They have to regulate these ads.
	They're telling people to get off of their diabetes treatment medications.
	Well, did you click on it and explore what it had to say?
	Uh I heard someone say, Listen, I'm not telling you not to trust your doctors, but do your feet hurt?
	Do your hands hurt?
	Do your eyes itch.
	Sounds like you have a nighttime parasite.
	Do sometimes your hair is turned gray.
	Oh my god.
	That's me.
	You ever smell something, but you can't figure out where it's coming from.
	It's a parasite.
	Yeah.
	It's a nocturnal parasite in your in your parents.
	Guaranteed.
	Guaranteed.
	I just this is bad.
	It's not good.
	And yeah, rumble.
	Start running these ads for our fucking drink company, Dennis.
	Yeah, we should.
	Guys, no, we're not doing that.
	Yeah, for Chef Gourmet General.
	No, no, no.
	You're not doing it.
	Dennis and I are fully on it.
	That's a great point.
	And you two are your own people, and you can do whatever you want.
	We don't have a contract.
	There's no exclusivity.
	And honestly, open air for either of you.
	You're gonna be fucking mad when you see how much money we're rolling in, how much gooey we've got.
	Jared, when Byron when Byron goes to bed, you just want to keep rolling.
	Yeah, we'll keep going.
	And Byron, you'll have to leave the room because this is going to be proprietary.
	It's honestly, this is kind of an interesting situation that I didn't think I'd ever find myself in because technically we're all equal partners here.
	You can really do whatever you want.
	I'm gonna and Dennis and I are still equal partners in this other business, and you can still get in on it, but two partnerships.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	You have one.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, and you could think about this one.
	We could cut you in, but it's going to be smaller the more minutes you wait.
	So that's just one example for you.
	Shoot them.
	Here's the yep.
	Kill 'em.
	Make him dead.
	It's you don't have to so the apprehension part, that's time consuming.
	It takes effort, yeah, energy, and I mean C's can be kind of rough.
	You don't want to mess around.
	Just you know, from a distance.
	Yeah.
	And then move on to the next one.
	So that's when I uh actually had enough.
	Gerald makes me sick to my stomach sometimes.
	Just kill 'em.
	Kill 'em.
	Kill 'em all.
	Yeah, that due process.
	Fuck it.
	This is the most Christian guy on the show.
	Yeah, kill him.
	Gerald seems like the type of guy who would earnestly ask you has buttlocks in his rhinestone jeans.
	I mean, we've seen it.
	We've seen the butt flap pocket on his Facebook page.
	We have a great collection of those.
	That's true.
	Okay, right.
	And that's why I'm bad actually.
	I'm having uh I'm having a flashback to that moment when we put it on the show already.
	We should create an angel fire site that's dedicated just to Gerald's images from his youth.
	So he's a TML image.
	It's not like we have a we definitely don't have a dossier on Gerald.
	No, we don't.
	Well, why would we, right?
	Who does?
	Who would not do that?
	That would be a ridiculous thing for three adult men to spend their time doing, right?
	This one man.
	But yeah, what a what a piece of shit.
	He's gross.
	I mean, so much so that I was like, yeah, we don't really even need to talk about the Epstein stuff.
	We know what they're gonna say.
	They're gonna say that it's all smoke.
	Nothing new got released.
	If Trump was a pedophile, we'd know there would be no cover-up or anything.
	No, well, Trump is a hero.
	Well, yeah, and he turned in the pedophiles.
	That's why he's in the documentary.
	That's the craziest thing that I I still hear that pop up.
	I was listening to one of those debaters, like Dean or Parker or Destiny or something, and one of the the NAGA folks that they were talking to.
	It's like Trump actually he uh testified against uh he try he got Epstein into jail.
	That's why he's in jail now.
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, no wait.
	And then uh luckily whoever he was debating was like, actually, where where did you see that?
	What where is that?
	I don't know anything about that.
	And they couldn't figure it out.
	Of course they couldn't say, because part of me sometimes listen, it's a neck break show.
	And if it if anyone doesn't know, this is what I call a punt because I'm in crime con at Crime Con in temperature.
	So this is I didn't sit down and do too much research, but usually I spend this is the most organized thing we've done so far.
	Yeah.
	Thanks, man.
	The Pocky's one clip challenge.
	Yeah, of course.
	No, but like typically I will sit down and like try to like do some like deep research and understand what I'm talking about.
	Like I can't know everything because we're moving at such a clip, but you know, when I can't find anything about Donald Trump ever testifying against Jeffrey Epstein, like part of me is like afraid.
	It would be everywhere for him.
	Of course, right?
	Yeah.
	He wants to be the hero.
	Well, has he lied to people?
	Where does this rumor start?
	How does it happen?
	I think it starts from people like Steven who act like this.
	Yeah, and you hear this once on a show, and then you just need it, right?
	Just like how fucking Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his dick.
	Well, he did.
	We all knew that in the Yeah, he took his Wonder Years money, and then he he went to the doctor and said, Me, Paul from The Wonder Years, I have to pull my fucking bottom ribs out.
	And every ten years he pulls two more out.
	And then suddenly he's disappears because he's able to swallow his entire body in one.
	Of course.
	Nice one go.
	Great point.
	You know, I recently saw this video of a woman who believed that post Malone was calling her and using a Jamaican accent to s to disguise himself to not get caught.
	Dude, there's whole channels.
	Yeah, you might love this.
	And that level of delusion is less than the people who think that Trump is in the Epstein files as a good guy.
	Hey, it's me, Jelly Roll.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Jellyroll Jason here.
	You gotta give me 20 bucks.
	I lost my wallet, and I'm in case.
	Can you venge?
	I'm on tour and someone stole my guitar.
	I need a new one.
	Yeah, it's pretty wild.
	Hey, it's Joe Campbell.
	Can you guys uh can you send me $500 so I can get my career back going?
	I mean, like, yeah, it's so hard because you don't want to like say that people are dumb, of course.
	Like, that's not that's not gonna be a good idea.
	You're taking advantage of it.
	Yeah, that's the bottom line.
	It's like is that there isn't there is no universal truth.
	Wait, wait, I got a better one.
	I got a better one than that like.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, it's me, Joe Camel.
	Can you s I have lost my lucky uh leather jacket?
	Can you send me $500 for a new one?
	There we go.
	Camel bucks, though, right?
	Camel Bucks, yeah.
	Okay.
	I want to reboot Camel Bucks.
	Can you send me some crypto to get it off the ground?
	Camel coins.
	Jesus fucking Christ.
	Yeah, like I I I try to I try I tried I try to lead with empathy, like in all these situations, even though these people are coming from like I don't know if it's bad faith.
	You know, like for most of these people are just they like you said they're being taken advantage of and they are repeating things that they that aren't aren't true.
	I think that there's bad faith actors and there's people who are taking advantage of by those bad faith actors.
	I believe Steven is a bad faith actor in all this, and I think that a lot of his viewers are not.
	They're people who are just like brainwashed by the the ideas here.
	And and the thing is that for a lot of people, we crave like an answer.
	You know what I mean?
	We crave an answer, and I don't know, or I'm not sure freaks people out.
	And so that's it.
	Is it that Steven satisfies that answer with his bullshit lies?
	Those just snowballing other shit.
	I mean, it's easier and cleaner, especially with stacking evidence against this being true, to just think that Trump is the hero, right?
	You not only bought in personally and emotionally in ways that affect relationships in your life.
	You also own uh five forty dollar MAGA hats, and that's a uh an investment as well.
	Yeah.
	Something I had a thought about with like people who were doing this and are like fully in on the idea of Trump or whatever, are like gonna be like die hard Republicans, like no matter what, probably, right?
	But the sort of like how do they say it?
	They how could you not support the president of the United States?
	I love hearing that one because I'm like, you guys remember four years ago, right?
	Well, yeah, you weren't supporting the United States at all.
	And you uh extra didn't when it was Obama for some reason.
	Yeah.
	Well, I wonder why, huh?
	Um but then on top of that, it's sort of like there used to be this type of patriotism where like I feel like that was a real like explanation for how you were feeling.
	Uh as far as like, yeah, you have to support the president because if you don't, and like then America's gonna do bad, and you want America to do good, and it's like this like really, you know, just not even ankle deep like understanding of what's happening here, but i it's just that, like, but it's like mutated.
	It's just like you have to want President Trump to do well because he's my dad, and how does he get there?
	Tussle my hair if I tell him that he did good or something.
	Feels like it could have been wholesome at some point, I guess.
	I mean to say.
	Sure.
	Yeah, well, I think that for for a lot of us, there's there's not a reason to unite around a president right now, and that's what I think like why it's like he's making up all these crazy things to get people to unite around him, you know, making these like crazy stories about all these, you know, we need the the DC to have the National Guard in there.
	It's easy to stop crime when there isn't a large crime problem.
	Yeah, yeah, especially like DC's been improving so much.
	But for a lot of people, uh they've kind of identified really strongly with all of this, and you're not attacking the president, you're attacking their identity, and that's like a big deal for a lot of people.
	Yeah, and it's fucked up and crazy, but that's what it is.
	Speaking of other people though, I thought we're seeing other people.
	Well, what do you mean?
	What are you breaking up with me?
	Yeah.
	Doing threesome.
	We're not we're not partners.
	We're not partners.
	No.
	In crime, though, right?
	And podcasting.
	In crime.
	We're barons and crime podcasts.
	It could be in a little sodium drink.
	But remember, the price is decreasing, Byron.
	Okay, well, we'll talk about that later.
	While I've got you in the press and everyone, I thought it since, yeah, clearly we're not gonna learn anything else.
	He's gonna minimize the statements of uh Epstein victims, uh yada yada yada.
	Say Trump is right, he wasn't throwing anything out those six hundred pound windows.
	Uh yeah, those AI.
	It's really cool that the space force is going to its rightful place.
	That's really cool.
	I don't no one cares about the space force.
	I think it's like the the main thing, right?
	Like I don't I didn't I don't even remember that it was a real thing.
	Well, turns out it is.
	Yeah.
	Uh I think that's a good thing.
	And they're putting uh they're putting KC Rockets in charge of it.
	That would that would actually be at him, we got them and Rockets watching the Rockets.
	The Rift Master General.
	Now we're talking doing the crab across the stage.
	What was the old Rocket show?
	Rocket jump, rocket power, power, rocket power, fuck yeah, rocket.
	Widdly whittly.
	I thought it'd be fun to check in on a Willie, that's what it is.
	Whogity.
	I thought it might be fun to take a peek at a show that we have never actually covered.
	A third chair or Part of the lineup, actually.
	Oh no.
	Oh no.
	It's freedom, baby.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god.
	Welcome to the show and the live lineup on Rumble, the only place where you can get my full show free and all the other great shows you see scrolling by.
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	Take one second, real quick to say that the theme song was written by Richie Castellano, uh, who you may know uh from his work with the Blue Oyster Cult.
	No fucking way.
	Yeah.
	I heard the cowbell and I was like, is this?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's them.
	It's the BOC.
	Um interesting, uh he didn't write this for Nick dip.
	Sounds like he did, yeah.
	Original theme song written for the the podcast.
	Do I think that that Richie knows that Nick is the way he is?
	Yeah, like do you think it's like he like it's like a cameo for songwriting where he's like 10 people ask for music?
	Like when we had Fred Stoller be on our old podcast.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That was an old podcast idea I had.
	Did you know Fred Stoller was in Lois and Clark?
	I didn't know.
	He was interesting.
	He met Dean Kane.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I always thought it would be funny.
	This is a show.
	I may still do this.
	I I reserve all rights, but I I I had this idea for a podcast where I get cameo celebrities to pretend like they can't find where I'm recording the podcast.
	And to leave me a message saying, like, hey man, like I can't I can't make it out of where you're at.
	So every show I can't find the studio, so every show is like like uh it's an interview show where I have like the celebrity name as like episode four Dean Kane or something.
	And then I have Dean Kane at the beginning, it's like a voicemail to me where they can't figure out, and then I just have like a normal show where I talk with like you.
	Great, I like it.
	I think it's kind of fun.
	That's a great idea.
	It's gonna I it's gonna run me at least 50 bucks an episode then with with the cameos.
	So I gotta start small, but kind of fun.
	Okay, yeah.
	So Nick, Nick did.
	This show is terrible.
	What do you mean, baby?
	I I thought it was about to be uh uh the camera cuts back to Crowder and he's wearing like I don't know, a big Afro wig and like a leather vest with tassels on it.
	It kind of does have that energy, but yeah, they're dropping soundboard clips from Austin Powers.
	Well, but it's like not even for some reason.
	Oh, that was like a fake Austin Powers, though.
	Was it?
	I don't even think it was like from the movie, was it?
	I think it's it's freedom, baby.
	Yeah.
	I think that he probably says Freedom Baby, yeah.
	Like sexual liberation.
	It's freedom baby, yeah, or something like that.
	But uh, yeah, that's uh it's Nick.
	Great to point out the but-do-d-d-d-the-the Mario.
	Is it also the coin?
	Those are the new um truth and uh what is it?
	It's their fact-checking thing.
	Oh.
	Someone that's a lie, does it guess?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Well, we'll hope Nintendo Susan.
	I hope so too.
	Today I'll be talking about um, oh, I don't know.
	Wrecked low illegal crossings.
	Um, you know.
	Thanks to the best president.
	Uh and then we blew a Venezuelan uh boat right out of the turtlet.
	A drug boat.
	And um, you know, over the weekend we talked about it yesterday.
	People saying Trump had died and blah, blah.
	He addresses that as only Trump could.
	And um also a weird clip of video from the White House.
	Somebody tossing something out the window, and I was like, well, it's gotta be Hunter, but he's not there.
	So uh we'll show you that.
	That's uh kind of a weird day.
	So um This is the worst fucking show I've ever heard.
	I don't know.
	I think the energy's actually kind of avant-garde.
	He can make the one joke about like, oh, I don't know.
	Uh like you can do that once.
	Yeah, you can't pretend to be unprepared for three singles.
	Every single story.
	Uh, what's next?
	Uh uh garbage shit.
	Uh yeah, we we blew a Venezuelan boat.
	Out of the turtlet.
	Sorry, out of the turret.
	We didn't just blow the boat.
	Yeah.
	Um interesting.
	Yeah, it's uh it's uh it's a sloppy show.
	And I actually I think that one of these days we'll have to do one of those because it seems like pretty cool.
	I'll be showing some fun.
	Immediately after that, he talked about the uh the White Sox game for about five minutes.
	Good.
	This is what else is going on in my life.
	I went to the doctor today.
	He says, Nick, you gotta stop eating so much red meat.
	I said, Doctor, you're gonna kill me.
	Quick little theory as we wrap as we wind down, because that was the last clip.
	Oh man, you didn't even finish that clip.
	Oh, like do I have to?
	I just want to know what you kept from me.
	The hell else is going on.
	Socks last night.
	Oh boy, typical Fenway game.
	Oh five to one.
	And all of a sudden, Crochet, who's up for the Cy Young Award, gives up three homes in one inning.
	Which he's I don't think he's ever done against Cleveland.
	And I mean bombs, and uh we go from five to one with down seven of five.
	But we come right back the next inning.
	I can't remember how we tied it.
	Um, I know how it was it.
	It was uh Raphaella, that skinny little he's gonna be a gold glove center field.
	They said he hit a bomb that was when it went over to Grey Monts, it was still rising.
	This guy weighs about 165 pounds.
	Okay, so how big a boy are you?
	You were not you were not lying at all.
	Talk about the socks game.
	Yeah, I think it would be fun, maybe he's just one of those.
	Uh what else?
	What else?
	He's like, uh like a bingo like uh roller and he's just grabbing topics out of it.
	And this guy's part of the lineup.
	Of course he is.
	He's been third chair on his show a whole bunch.
	How I don't where's Russell been, by the way?
	Uh, but how could Tim Pool want to be part of something with like Nick attached, right?
	Or Vince.
	I tried to start watching a Vince today, by the way.
	Oh man, not good.
	One of these days.
	Well, Jared, I assign you a Vince.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I I've been now that I'm like back up over here.
	I think that I I owe it.
	Try not to be doxxed, okay.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You stop telling people where I'm at.
	Yeah, please quit telling everyone exactly where you are.
	If you uh want to know, go ahead and uh DM me.
	You're gonna have to be you're gonna be delivering beverages from your home.
	Uh I you know what, actually, though.
	I'll pick them up.
	I'm not leaving.
	I have eight of these like zero sugar AW like ice cream sundae sodas.
	Yeah, I had those.
	They're fine.
	I uh I I didn't need it by twelve.
	No, I just need one.
	I opened four.
	And I I took like a sip while it was cold, and I was like, oh, it's they come back when it's warm.
	Yeah, you only need one.
	If you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
	Eight of you can have we're gonna give them away.
	Yeah, we can we could sell them.
	Yeah, uh I I again um I appreciate everyone for their patience while we kind of you know did the little bit of a funny weird episode this week.
	I will return next week.
	I'm not sure what was crackling or anything.
	Oh, it's me at bailed it there.
	Where's where's CrimeCon?
	Crime Con in Denver.
	Please don't talk to me.
	Are you going there?
	Yeah, when are you going?
	I leave on Friday.
	Cool.
	Yeah.
	That'll be fun.
	It'll be good.
	I just, you know, I don't know if I can trust people there either.
	Can I get you these sodas you can hand them out?
	Yeah, but I don't want them in my house anymore.
	Speaking of things not wanted in the house, the video that uh that Nick mentioned really quick.
	Uh Trump said that that's AI, that you can't open the windows and the windows weigh six hundred pounds because they're bulletproof.
	And then he said, if something looks bad, just say it's AI.
	Yeah, he did say that.
	He did kind of give away the ghosts there, right?
	Is that a phrase?
	He did, yeah, give away the ghost.
	Yeah, and also I heard that he may have shit the bed and that they're throwing the sheets out the window.
	Oh, yeah, that's a lot of stinky MacDonald's dude.
	Probably got a nighttime parasite.
	Like I recognize that a lot of the he's sitting in milk.
	And the next thing you know, they're throwing away all the towels and sheets he was on afterwards.
	I know that Blue Anon has been going kind of crazy with the rumors.
	Oh, yeah.
	And it's been fun, right?
	Do you think that actually if they were throwing away the sheets is because he was drinking Dennis and Ice new elixir?
	Yeah, probably was.
	That's a new one, right?
	Let's get that going.
	Get that on the wire.
	I need a TikToker to tell that is the truth.
	Um, no, like imagine though, how VEEP would it be if you shit the bed and then someone captured your maid throwing your sheets out the window, and then you're like, What am I gonna do?
	What's crazy is like the windows being open in it in and of itself is a really big deal.
	I mean, yeah, right, because it is bulletproof, right?
	Yeah, but like they're not like just openable.
	Well, maybe that's why he thinks it's AI.
	Maybe it is impossible, but it looked pretty good.
	I don't know, we should get the mythbusters in there.
	Let's go, I'm savage and Jamie.
	They'll come back for this.
	Didn't you guys open the windows in the White House?
	That's probably bipartisan.
	We also do a mythbusters about sitting in milk.
	All right.
	Thanks, so guy, you guys appreciate it.
	Somehow we got over an hour of the one clip challenge.
	We did it.
	We did it.
	We did a rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
	It's a free thing that you can do that really does mean a lot to us.
	If you want us to say your name again, shark.club.
	Yeah.
	It's a fun way to get to hear your name.
	And we we could do an accent.
	It's like a kind of accent.
	We could do uh an imper an impression.
	I I don't I didn't mean to say accent.
	We're not doing accents.
	We'll do uh Brooklyn accents.
	We'll do Nick.
	Yeah, we'll do next.
	We'll all do our best Nick Dip.
	We'll say your name like Nick DiPallo.
	Okay, wonderful.
	I did I recover.
	Great.
	Find us on X at Van Crowder.
	We're on Blue Sky as well.
	Uh louderthancrowder.com, louderwithcrowder.net.
	We are sponsored by FlipperZero now, by the way.
	Flipper Zero, that's right.
	We're sponsored by Chef Gordon.
	That's excellent.
	Because I I've only gotten so much more um RFIDs, and I'm turning on uh my neighbors uh television from across the street.
	Uh just pointing it right out my window, click it's on, click it's off, and I'm taking a big bung rip.
	What's the device you're using?
	Flipper zero.
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	Until next time, I'm Byron.
	I'm Dennis.
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	Take care.
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