Louder Than Crowder - Double Salutes: 8/22/25 (Excerpt)

Aug. 24, 2025 - Louder Than Crowder

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Double Salutes: 8/22/25 (Excerpt)

There's almost twice as much show over at http://shrug.club. FREE. This week we talk a chip bag bribe, a free motorcycle from Putin, raiding John Bolton, Kash Patel's eyes, Deportation Depo, and...it's apparently White Boy Summer in the conservative rap world.

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	This is an Audio World original.
	Oh, hello Shrug Nation.
	Hey guys, sorry for the delay, another little summer break.
	My dang grandma died.
	Let's go ahead and put one, well, let's do both.
	Two fingers to our foreheads for my grandma for this little episode of...
	Double fucking salutes.
	We'll be back next week.
	We're going to explore Dean Kane and his relationship with law enforcement and ICE.
	We'll be back soon.
	I appreciate your patience.
	If you want to, oh yeah, it's just a little short clip.
	of this, so if you want to watch the full episode of Double Salutes, make sure to go to shrug.club and yeah, be a piece of shit.
	Appreciate you very much.
	See you soon.
	Take care.
	What?
	Every country.
	This is the most patriotic stream.
	That's kind of cool.
	Yeah.
	Covers them all.
	Yeah.
	And covering it with me.
	I'm Byron.
	Also, fuck your country.
	All right.
	Dennis is here.
	I'm here.
	Jared over in Occupy Texas nebulizing.
	Where are you?
	Nebulizing.
	Rest in peace, King Cobra.
	Oh.
	RIP baby.
	So King Cobra passed away.
	Yeah.
	How are you doing with that, Jared?
	Having a rough one.
	Got a quick little live police chase going on.
	Because, of course, this is a live program.
	We are live.
	Yeah.
	It's very patriotic, but also.
	Very live.
	Very live.
	Wonderful.
	Boys.
	How are you?
	I'm a little tired.
	Yeah.
	I signed up for a half marathon on Sunday, so I'm going to regret that.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Good for you.
	That's kind of a random.
	didn't train at all i mean i guess i ran a half marathon on monday yeah but it wasn't like a race it was just like i just ran one last time i did a half marathon it was accident Yeah, you just ran along your body.
	I've forced gumped it.
	Like every time when I was like, oh, this is where I should turn to go back, I was like, you know, I'm feeling pretty good.
	Just one more.
	And I just kept going, and then I hit half marathon, went home, drank not one, but two.
	diet shasta grape sodas hopped in the tub to to you know fix my muscles diet grape yeah diet grape and then my stomach goes oh oh no and i uh gotta land a plane real quick and i uh yeah we just talked about a pretty awful diarrhea store on a plane in a different podcast is that what you did no no i i barfed it up but not before i put my dog outside of the bathroom because he He was a kind of anxious boy.
	He liked to sit with me while he was in the tub fixing my muscles.
	But I was like, I'm not going to let him see me throw up two diet shastas.
	Yeah, totally.
	Because that could freak them out.
	I always wonder what dogs think of us when we're sick.
	Yeah.
	Like, are they like...
	I mean, it's true.
	Well, I mean, like, every time I'm sick, I'm like, do you get it?
	Like, do you really get it?
	You're just like...
	Are you just hyped I'm home more?
	I just thought you were talking about the physical aspect of getting sick.
	I mean, all of it.
	Like, does a dog...
	Oh, wow.
	yes jared how are you um you know i'm i'm running out of steam like a little bit but like i feel like i need like a drink or you know what i mean a drink something to sip on i can't tell what he said while we get into uh no i'm just being genuine that i'm like you asked me how i'm doing you're tired you know Yeah, I'm like running out of it right now.
	I used up all of my singing notes.
	Yeah.
	I put a lot of energy into that.
	Well, you know how I feel about that?
	How do you feel?
	Are you doing?
	You.
	You.
	You suck.
	You are fat.
	You are a joke.
	You are stupid.
	You are not funny.
	You are not as smart as you think you are.
	Whoa.
	That surprised me to hear.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm gonna go get your drink you piece of shit.
	I'm gonna be right back I guess.
	Hey, while you don't cry.
	Hey, fuck you, boy.
	Fuck you, dude.
	No, I was just gonna say thank everyone honestly., I know that there's not a new episode out.
	I went through a little bit of a thing.
	My grandma passed away.
	So kind of pushed the production of my Dean Kane episode.
	I'll drop it right here.
	Dean Kane episode coming out soon.
	Dean Kane.
	Super exciting and kind of inspired by your reaction to the whole Dean Kane series.
	Yeah, dude, I've been watching the shit out of Lois and Clark.
	Yeah, I went over to your house and you were like telling me how stoked you are.
	I bought it.
	You bought it on like Blu-ray?
	No.
	DVD?
	Apple.
	Oh.
	I bought it on Apple.
	You paid money.
	Here's what I have.
	I have the secret world of Alex Mac and Lois and Clark.
	On Apple TV.
	On Apple TV purchased on my iTunes.
	That's it.
	I think that's it.
	that's it.
	I'll check.
	I think it might have stopped him.
	Oh.
	Oh man, if we watch something really foul.
	He's got his mask up there.
	Yeah, he put his t-shirt over his face.
	I'm really sorry about it.
	Dude, it's getting terrifying now.
	We're watching this high-speed chase.
	This guy has pulled his shirt up over his face, and I don't know what else we're filming.
	All right, here's what we got.
	I have The Office.
	Not all of it, though, some of it.
	I have two episodes of Pen and Till or Bullshit, one season of The Secret World of Alex Mac, and the entire series of Lois and Clark is what I've purchased on Apple TV.
	You're a weakling.
	Fuck you.
	But no, I was saying, dude, what are these people who are just hanging out?
	Yeah, those are motorcycle gang members, I guess.
	Dude, this is getting sketchy.
	Yeah, wow.
	Is he taking a leak?
	Jared, I was just telling everyone thanks for their patience while I grieve the loss of my grandma and that we'll be back next week with the Dean Kane episode.
	That's all I was saying.
	And honestly, sorry for using Nick Fuentes to assault you verbally.
	That's not very fair or kind.
	Call me fat.
	I didn't like that.
	I didn't like it.
	Oh, he's back in.
	Oh, you get back in that car?
	Wow, this is exciting.
	You're drinking zero sugar sodas.
	Yeah.
	I am too, actually.
	Back off.
	We have one of these.
	Do you have another one of those?
	I don't.
	I just took two from my parents' house.
	You know, they have a bunch of screenshots.
	I'm on time.
	You know, they got a big cooler full of these.
	The worst was we went and cleared out her.
	We don't need to talk about this.
	She was staying at a nursing home.
	And it was just full of
	no, it's, yeah, it is what it is.
	But speaking of bags of chips, you know what I'm saying?
	Now a developing story.
	We've learned a former advisor to May Adams handed a journurnalist a bag of potato chips filled with cash.
	This comes as several of the mayor's associates are facing new corruption charges.
	Ollie Bauman has more.
	Uh-oh.
	Whoops.
	Whoops.
	I gave you a bag of Fritos full of fucking Benjamins.
	Did they point out the wrong guy?
	Was he wearing like an eyepatch?
	Did fucking Dan Crenshaw point him out?
	Yeah, let's take a peek.
	An envelope of cash.
	Oh, they're hers.
	That's a good chip.
	No, that's the East Coast.
	Yeah, last time I was in Philadelphia, I was going hers crazy.
	I bet.
	Stuffed into a potato chip bag.
	This is what New York journalist Katie Honan says was handed to her Wednesday by former city hall advisor Winnie Greco after a campaign event for the mayor in Harlem.
	Honan says she tried to give the money back and quickly notified the Adams campaign and the Department of Investigation.
	Greco, Adams' former director of Asian Affairs, resigned from city hall last year after the FBI raided her home during his corruption case.
	A spokesman for the mayor's reelection campaign said in part Greco holds no position in this campaign and has been suspended from all volunteer campaign-related activities.
	Okay, well, that seems like the perfect person to help you bribe folks here.
	Yeah, that's a great, you know, off the payroll.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, no.
	The lady who is involved with all the other corruption who no longer technically works for us.
	Yeah, she's not technically involved with anything.
	Fine, but it's all good.
	She's just a volunteer.
	She's volunteering to give bribes to journalists.
	She's a volunteer for the campaign.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	Yeah.
	Hours later, Mayor Adams was all smiles in Harlem shortly after the news broke that one of his closest political allies is facing another round of corruption charges.
	An attorney for Ingrid Lewis Martin confirms to CBS News New York that she will be in court Thursday to answer new charges filed by Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg.
	Her attorney saying in part, while the specifics remain unclear, Ingrid is certain of one thing.
	She has broken no laws and she is not guilty.
	I thought they were chips.
	I just wanted some chips.
	I ate the money.
	Yeah, I ate the money and it wasn't crunchy.
	It's not satisfying.
	It's the worst tasting fucking chips I've ever had in my whole life.
	I think it's a substitute.
	The only things that had like a little bit of flavor on it was like the first and last one because it touched the sides of the bag.
	Just the bills.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	It's like cracker jacks, I thought.
	I thought hers came out.
	I thought I was eating, they were crab-flavored chips.
	And I ate $100,000.
	Maybe underneath Dennis' cell phone is making some noises there Honestly though, she's I'm not a perfect person She just messed up.
	It's fine You guys ever accidentally get a bribe Well, no, the journalist didn't break any rules.
	I know.
	The journalist was trying to get the money back.
	I know, but you ever accidentally get a bribe that was meant for somebody else?
	Oh man, I don't think so.
	Oh, whoopsie.
	picking up cash.
	I found a 20 in a Target once, and that was cool.
	I found a dollar, and I asked my mom if we needed to go to the police.
	You should.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she laughed at me and said you dumb idiot.
	Can I just say a bunch of other things?
	Yeah, is when I worked at the gas station I You know, I'd open up like on a Saturday morning.
	Well, we were 24 hours, but like that first shifted at like 7 a.m.
	And these people came in to get a newspaper and they were on some sort of like road trip.
	They like wandered around the gas station.
	They set the newspaper down like in, you know how like gas station like the little like grab basket at the front.
	Yeah, yeah.
	You know, it just has like the little candies and shit on it.
	They just threw a newspaper on it at like 7.30 in the morning.
	And then at 3 o'clock when my shift ended, I was like, well, this is the last paper here.
	So I'm just going to move it back to the shelf.
	And as I moved it, like $350 fell out of it.
	Oh shit.
	Okay.
	I was like, what the fuck?
	so uh i was like i don't even know set it set it on the uh uh the the the
	And then like later on, somebody's like, these people came in looking for a bunch of cash they said they put it in a newspaper and left it on the counter oh and i was like so and i was like thinking about it i was like what the like why would you do that yeah why would you put 350 cash they left it for like seven hours yeah you put that in a chip bag yeah that's what you're that's what happened see that's that's why what happened here is they were just keeping it for safekeeping.
	How much money do you think was in that chip bag?
	Do you have any ideas?
	$20,000.
	$20,000?
	Find the answer.
	$1,200.
	It looks like it was actually $100 bill and several $20 bills.
	That's a small bribe.
	Not $300.
	It was the same amount of money as I found.
	Yeah, it was one newspaper's worth of money.
	So Greco's attorney, Winnie Greco, of course.
	Yeah, we get it.
	Winnie Greco, the woman who did this, told the Associated Press, her attorney, Stephen Brill.
	said that the situation is being blown out of proportion.
	Quote, this was not a bag of cash, Bill wrote in an email.
	In the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of friendship and gratitude and that's all that this was here winnie's intention was purely was born purely out of kindness and they and typically like this person is using like potato chip bag like as a wallet so it was like i'm getting you a new wallet so because winnie is chinese it was i can't remember what her
	role was oh no they're just let's use that i guess we'll use this is easy guys this is easy guess we'll use that yeah he was french they kiss each other's cheeks that's why so stupid.
	This is insane.
	Yeah, Chinese people love giving money.
	They give gifts.
	They give.
	Listen, this is what the Chinese do.
	Oh my God.
	So, yeah, Katie Honan, the reporter, tried to give the money back and then immediately went back to the office and talked to her editor and was like, they gave me a bag of money.
	Bribed me, I guess.
	So yeah, Greco did apologize and say it was a mistake.
	I feel so sorry.
	It's a culture thing.
	I don't know.
	I don't understand.
	What if she just kept it?
	It's so like a culture thing.
	I feel so bad.
	And then somebody goes hey man did you get the word ruined somebody's vacation and they're like no what no no no what it was in the chips yeah remember i told you the chips look a little green today wink very cool Huh.
	I didn't get that.
	I thought that it was you were giving me moldy chips and I threw them away.
	Yeah, I threw them out because they were fucking gross.
	How can Eric Adams be so corrupt?
	Like, or so bad at being corrupt?
	Like, I think being corrupt is more like you can be more openly corrupt now.
	You're allowed to.
	Clearly not, though.
	Like, this is insane.
	He keeps fucking up.
	Hey, man, I don't know.
	It's weird.
	You know what?
	Jared's looking tired, so I think it would be fun if I broke up a little segment called White Boys.
	I'm going to say one more thing here at the gas station.
	Oh, yeah.
	One time I sold a winning lottery ticket.
	One guy gave me $500.
	Oh, yeah, dude.
	That's kind of cool.
	I think this might give an extra $100,000 in tips.
	That's a lot of money.
	That's big.
	I've never received that kind of Come on.
	I mean, I DJ at a wedding last weekend.
	Dennis was the photographer.
	While we were DJing at the internet, I'd say about a third of the people there vomited during the night which is kind of cool not a third of the there were lots there were lots of vomit yeah i saw someone throw up on the drinking yeah they were drinking hard a hard a yeah yeah what were they drinking did they have like a specialty drink uh no i don't think so yeah there was lots of lots of uh malabood were like so someone threw up on the dance floor and uh i was i was telling dennis i was like i think someone threw up on the dance floor and
	then someone started doing the worm through the birth yeah and at that point we decided to like we couldn't do anything yeah it was like it was like if you're gonna if you're gonna interrupt and be like hey guys someone threw up on the whole store like when the person who did the worm through it finds out like they're I think that's a vibe killer.
	I think it is a vibe killer.
	Right.
	and then all the barefoot bridesmaids were dancing through it it was like it was rough that was it was great but we didn't play any of these tunes they would have really got that yeah it was rough this would have got the energy going this is white boy summer okay and it's really really white boy summer okay Really.
	Got it rattling the trump, bomb, bomb.
	Got it blaring up the windows of the whip.
	It's that white boy.
	It's that 911.
	911.
	It's that 911.
	One, bonbon.
	So these are all clearly members of the Aryan nation in a represented prison here, right?
	Like, what are we doing?
	It's a white boy shit, idiot.
	Tom McDonald, what are you doing?
	Like, what's you doing, Tom?
	All these guys clearly look like white supremacists or stereotypes of such, right?
	I get that vibe, yeah.
	Huh.
	I don't know.
	I didn't, I didn't see any identifying tattoos quite yet, All right, hog tattoo.
	Hangover gang, of course, because he's sober.
	You see anything good there?
	outro music
	I'm not afraid to get canceled.
	I swear.
	I want to make sure that the kids can hear it, dude.
	Okay.
	All the little hogs.
	The pig fan.
	The little hogs.
	Oh, yeah.
	We got white boys by the trucks.
	We got honkeys by the hundreds we got rednecks popping trucks i got an attitude like dad had when he had a fuel like a match and a cat fuel white come on emminem what are we doing that was so white boy but i'm down to get black and blue if i catch it it's a wrap for you white boy can't just beat the ass wailing the trunk bomb bomb he did a hand sign never seen before What's he doing here?
	It's a little farther back.
	Okay, we'll take a peek.
	Keep going.
	What's the vibe of White Boy Summer?
	I mean...
	It's this guy here.
	It's kind of the vibe of every other thing that he's done.
	This one just has less compound interest in it.
	What is that?
	It does it, yeah.
	What is that?
	Is that a crown?
	Is that like a, what do we get?
	Diamonds?
	It's a big W it looks like to me.
	Yeah, white.
	Yeah.
	It really might be Aryan.
	It might be.
	Have you seen this before, Jared?
	Let's Google search it.
	Yeah.
	Let's look up like Aryan nation fucking hand signs.
	Oh, fuck.
	Well, no, they're using the okay sign, but I really do think...
	The 88, of course, Hale Hitler.
	In the related image, it looks like it was in there on the last screen it was there here we go and that's the arian circle is this it right here arian nation hand size in the tennis prison game bolts to the sky look up let me find it i didn't think tom was like listen like oh oh do thunder cool uh I
	mean, because it's so, like, close together.
	Like, like, it, it's tough to say..
	It's tough to say.
	If you're watching, if you're just listening and listening, there's video over at youtube.com slash louder than crowder.
	It means woke.
	Woke YouTube.
	Oh, woke YouTube.com.
	Thanks for watching.
	Yeah, woke YouTube does go to our YouTube channel.
	Yeah, go check that out.
	Tom's making a huge impact on the game.
	He's unlike any other artist.
	He's racist.
	he isn't the next m he's the first tom Damn, dude.
	Wow.
	As a black dude, I will be blasting this song.
	Music is music, and this man makes absolute heat.
	Okay.
	He just makes the same song over and over and over.
	So, yeah, like, come on.
	Rough.
	Loser stuff.
	Yeah, that's a straight up hate.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah, I just don't know how it's not.
	Oh, and he did one one too.
	That was two bolts to the sky too, huh?
	I mean, it's not exactly, but let's be honest.
	One.
	Bomb, bomb.
	They call me the one.
	I'm just a regular crazy one.
	Wait.
	Bomb, bomb.
	What was that, though?
	He did that one with the one and the two.
	One devil.
	What do you mean, though?
	Rocking on devil.
	Do you think he's rocking on?
	Means that he's giving it up some more hate symbols here.
	Yeah, well, I mean, we got the whole ADL hate symbol list here, but it's a lot of symbols of hate, apparently.
	All right.
	Wait, so having a quartz tattoo on your chest is just...
	At least.
	I'm just a regular cracker.
	Opposite to Marshall Mathers.
	I got American flags.
	I'll never be one of them.
	Opposite to Marshall Mathers.
	I'm just feeling afraid won't be a cracker.
	But we already decided that he's taking his, like, the Marshall Mathers flow.
	I mean, he's even kind of said that.
	In the early days of Tom, he he did a song where he purchased a beat from Eminem and said it was featuring Eminem.
	Okay.
	Which is pretty cool.
	Yeah.
	This white boy don't care, bro.
	I'm trying to get kicked.
	Board as me, board as us.
	We got white boys by the trucks.
	We got honkeys by the hundreds.
	We got rednecks popping trucks.
	Trying to verbalize that you ain't ever gonna hurt a giant.
	Ain't worth the vitamins.
	Can't burn what I am.
	You can hide when I finally find you.
	I'm gonna turn your ass into fertilized.
	White boy.
	Alright, skip the chorus.
	I'm going to bury you, he just said.
	Yeah.
	I don't know what he's doing.
	Wait, what was the word that just flashed up?
	Boom, boom.
	You think it's just like white?
	What's the guess here?
	Um, flash.
	One word popped up here.
	Boom boom.
	What if it's just, oh, 911?
	What if it was just the N word and no one saw it?
	Wait a second.
	What?
	He's trying What are you saying About 9-1-1?
	S-H-I-T I see.
	He spells curse words like he's got a three-year-old in the house.
	What are we doing, dude?
	God, loser stuff.
	E-H-S-I-T-A.
	I mean...
	That doesn't work either.
	No, that doesn't work either.
	Wow, man.
	Great.
	So that's, I mean, that's the beginning of our segment about White Boy Summer.
	We'll come back to it eventually.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I just thought it'd be fun.
	I do want to mention, it seems like folks that we may have thought were supporting the whole Trump administration, people like Joe Rogan are flipping.
	Like, what was Andrew Santino?
	Is that that guy's name?
	The flagrant guy?
	Ginger?
	No, that's the other guy I'm thinking.
	I don't know.
	That's Santino.
	I'm thinking of a Which guy are you talking about?
	Thinking of the really sharp-looking guy.
	Scaramucci.
	No.
	Sharp-looking guy from where?
	Flagrant is his podcast.
	Flagrant.
	Andrew Schultz is his name.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, all of the MAGA podcasters are flipping.
	And even the people who aren't even fully MAGA, people like Shane Gillis, they're on it.
	What's up?
	I watched just a video today of it was at the UFC when Trump's cabinet was there and they do that thing when the camera gets in front of you.
	Every single one of them was acting.
	Trump's cab?
	All the bros.
	It genuinely pissed me off.
	They're drinking that Zuckerjuice, bro.
	I just want to go back to what they do, which is kind of fun.
	It's true.
	It's a makeup look.
	Yeah, it's kind of a cool look.
	Every single one of them was acting.
	Trump's cab?
	All the bros.
	It genuinely pissed me off.
	They're drinking that Zuckerjuice, bro.
	Why are they all the bros now?
	They're the bros now.
	They're all acting bros out.
	They are on tea.
	You can't be your pub after you see this.
	Really?
	True.
	These are the bros.
	Mark Ingram being funny.
	We gotta move the screen up a little bit.
	Here we go.
	Sorry for everyone just listening.
	I gotta show you.
	Dude, I got that cup and I got those drinks in my fucking fridge, too, dude.
	Am I Shane Gill?
	Are we going to the bros?
	No, I think I was Shane Gill.
	How about throw up a shotcut for me real quick if you could?
	Hell yeah.
	Okay.
	That's not a shotcut, but I'll accept it.
	Yeah.
	Funny.
	Sick.
	Yeah, shotgun.
	Deon Dawkins, Beast.
	Next is his wife's face.
	Nice.
	Beast.
	Awesome.
	Now RFK teaches the classy.
	Yeah, he's how politicians should do it.
	Yeah, true.
	Here's the head of the FBI.
	Cash Patel.
	Gabs.
	Hanglers.
	Who's that bull?
	Marco Rubio.
	That's Rubio.
	He's allegedly on T. I'll tell you what.
	Wait, none of them did the shotgun.
	No, some of them did.
	Oh, wait.
	Yeah, there were some.
	It was just Cash Patel, I think.
	I saw Tulsi Gabber do it too.
	That's cool as hell.
	Honestly vibes.
	Andrew Schultz is in the new fucking Street Fighter movie.
	I did hear that.
	Dude.
	I'm not going to watch any Street Fighter that is now Kylie Minogue.
	Kylie Minogue was in she was Sonia Blade or something she was Mortal Kombat dude come on I'm a fucking sucker in a little bit of a fucking hot video game babes right dude no Cammy was the thong thong girl in Street Fighter 2 or 3 or something that was Kylie Minogue though right yeah yeah that's right who did Byron say was I said Sonia Blade.
	Oh, I think I'm the one.
	Mortal Kombat.
	Fatality.
	Yeah, I see that.
	Who's that singer?
	Who is on Joe Rogan this week?
	Yeah.
	Pop France and Louis Capaldi.
	No, no, no.
	What the hell?
	Louis Capaldi was on wrestling the other week, wasn't he?
	Yeah.
	That's how I know.
	Joe Rogan hasn't updated his Instagram in forever.
	What the hell, dude?
	He got blocked out of his account.
	Yeah, he forgot his password.
	Honestly, you gotta talk to Pop Scrouter about that.
	It's a worse dude.
	Yeah, you gotta get a fucking password manager and your dad.
	Why do you even have dads?
	Here I'm going to go into the JRE library really quick.
	They got upcoming guests listed.
	What the hell?
	No, they don't have any.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	August 22nd, Ed Kaldoran came out today, huh?
	To be announced.
	We do have a list of guests.
	What the hell?
	Megan Kelly, Sylvester Stallone, Brock Lesnar?
	Dude, Brock is going to be in my neighborhood?
	I guess so.
	He's going to be across the street.
	Yeah, dude, look for him.
	There's no way that this is a real list of JRE upcoming guests.
	Jesse Wellis.
	You hear about this guy?
	No.
	You suck.
	You are fat.
	You are a joke.
	You are stupid.
	Shut up.
	Fuck you, Nick.
	I think you'd remember this.
	That's a worm, dude.
	That makes you so self-conscious.
	Remember, when I was in this school When I was in his presence, I've never felt a darker aura come off of him.
	Yeah, that's a weird aura, dude.
	There's something about it.
	There's something about it because he is tiny.
	He's got the legs-like arms syndrome.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He's tiny.
	He's like a small guy, but something comes off of his body that just makes you feel bad.
	Yeah, it's a worm.
	It's like a walking hall.
	Yeah.
	It really is like that energy.
	I've never experienced that before, but now this is the guy who was on JRE this week.
	Well, if you're looking for purpose on the current circuit, if you're seeking respect and attention, if you're in need of a gig that'll help you feel big, come with me and put some folks in detention.
	Just last week was kind of rough, I put a kid in cuffs and zip tied a woman to a van.
	so i've been meaning to watch this because it seems like the kind of guy who like This is like opposite Oliver Anthony, you know?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And I think it might be actually kind of a cool episode, but...
	He's pretty lived.
	He's got a little bit of the Kai the Hitchhiker vibes.
	You think this man might hatch at someone to death?
	Kaboosh, kaboosh.
	I don't know.
	But on the show, when Joe was talking about Epstein.
	I'm trying very hard to get away with this one.
	I don't know if the people are going to forget.
	People are never going to forget.
	The problem is, do we have any power?
	What do we do?
	What do you do?
	I mean, you definitely can change the way you vote, like if it comes up again, I just clicked on a video, but, The Epstein thing is really weird enough to folks.
	It really is.
	Yeah, it's fucking people's minds.
	I really, like, I don't want to have, like, any kind of accountability for the things that I say.
	Yeah, of course.
	Oh, can we stop talking about it, please?
	Can we talk about your show?
	Where's Byron?
	Yeah, we gotta stop talking about it.
	Wait.
	Where's Byron?
	I'm right here.
	Just cool.
	Honestly, just release the files, okay?
	Hi, Byron.
	Yeah.
	I'm fine.
	You're distracted.
	Stop changing the subject.
	He asked you a question.
	Honestly?
	Good.
	What do you mean?
	What is good?
	Answer it.
	What are you talking about?
	They dropped the bombs and somebody said, skedaddle, let's get the hell out of here.
	And he just ran out of the room.
	Byron, I hate this so much.
	Yeah, it's bad.
	Epstein stuff or just everything in general?
	Answer the fucking question.
	Yeah, and...
	good okay oh yeah uh i mean it's kind of like that thing that i we were sharing on instagram where uh the woman was saying that every stolen Ukrainian child needs to be returned and then Trump said congratulations to them.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Congrats, yeah.
	That was kind of cool.
	He's just not paying attention anymore and that is good.
	That's just good for him.
	Wowzers, you know?
	Wowzers, huh?
	Speaking of that, though, it seems like a really fun thing that happened in Alaska.
	We had the shit suitcase.
	That was cool.
	Oh, yeah, dude.
	It seems like...
	Yeah, they're bopping around with Putin's poop-poop.
	Poop-poop.
	That's crazy, man.
	We just flush it down.
	Putin.
	No, yeah, Putin.
	Guys, what's the worst that could happen?
	They're going to shuffle through his shit.
	They're going to test it for disease.
	They're going to take a bite of it or...
	Well, okay.
	they could prank somebody.
	Yeah, they could find out if he's...
	I mean, one of the things, one of the rumors, long-standing rumor with Putin was that he has cancer.
	They could find that out, yeah.
	Yes, they could.
	Putin's magical poop briefcase finally breaks its silence here that's what the daily beast says uh imagine having to just what do they put like a little baggie to his butt i mean hang on a second let me put a little trash can liner in your toilet well it's probably like a like a pop-up thing you know like a like a child like to go potty training thing kind of yeah yeah like you know like those chairs you twist and then they open up tall Oh, yeah, yeah.
	It's like one of those, but it's just a toilet.
	And then you do a dumper in it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Wow.
	You dump out.
	Yeah, dude.
	Presidents of Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump weren't the only summit excuse me this one what about when I'm at the Hilton bro I mean I got when you gotta go you gotta go you gotta ringle ding ding.
	So he's got a, okay, a briefcase where his shit goes.
	Cool.
	First identified by Paris Match.
	Is that a publication?
	I don't know.
	The poop briefcase travels abroad with the Russian delegation to ensure that the leader's feces do not fall in the wrong hands.
	Yeah, he's like, I got to catch my own shit.
	Yeah, yeah, don't touch my shit.
	Do you guys ever see that video where the guy's talking about that he, what do you mean you guys don't catch your own shit and everyone's like no wait what's that from it's like from like a radio interview i'll see if i can find her yeah find that uh Let's see.
	A poop briefcase travels abroad with the Russian delegation to ensure that his feces don't fall in the wrong hands.
	Human waste carries genetic and lifestyle information that could reveal intimate details about Putin's health.
	Out of an abundance of caution, the feces is collected, deposited in said briefcase, and then returned to the motherland.
	They take it all the way home.
	That's why.
	Honestly, do you pay for that extra checked bag?
	or is this a carry on they're flying commercial for sure what are we doing here in the chat oh we got it here i think this is uh stupid and bad um we all touched before i've never shitted in a tissue you should you shitted in a tissue touch it every single day if you like you don't wipe yourself it got in the tissue where you wipe yourself you don't know how to get it why are you touching the the tissue is for the that's what i'm saying you you grab no no no
	you're not saying that you don't yeah you wipe and you grab the you don't grab why are you grabbing you grab this yeah yeah this is this is the most like befuddling and this is clearly the bully or the beast this is the is he the this is i could go either way at this point right yeah because she's kind of bullying him yeah i think he just today regardless he's the he's the beast He's doing animal
	work outside.
	That's true.
	got two ropes but they're actually touching his food with his hands don't get get you let it come out first i just glove up All right.
	Oh, you guys are fucking your ass while you're taking it.
	Are you telling me that y'all just let the doodle fall in the toilet?
	Y'all don't catch it every time?
	Yo.
	I am about to leave bro.
	How do y'all take a shit?
	I'm about to see this shit wrong.
	He's got to leave.
	He can't be in public after he's been here.
	He can't be serious.
	I get so shocked when I see this.
	I'm just like, oh man, I tell you what.
	Who did this to this man?
	Who led him so far astray?
	No idea.
	Imagine.
	Imagine.
	You have to touch every turd that comes out of your butt.
	We ain't gonna let splas it splash into the water.
	What does he do the water's for?
	For setting it gently into.
	He lowers his hand in with it.
	Yeah.
	Keep going.
	I want to see more of this.
	Oh, man.
	I've been touching my shit all these years.
	Nah, I'm more disgusted than like, I feel like I can't continue.
	What are you talking about?
	You should leave.
	Like, you shouldn't be on the show anymore.
	I love this, this, like, baranger.
	If you do the same thing that I do, this, this thing crazy.
	Like, Dennis, if I found you did this, you'd be off the show.
	Yeah.
	He's doing this in your bathroom.
	That's what's happening.
	Hey, I heard you go take a dump, but I didn't hear anything fall in well like i'm listening yeah yeah well the walls are thin so you can't help but he looks in the toilet i caught it to be polite he looks in the toilet and he's like what a piece of whoa about i'm my stomach is a whole so y'all just sit there and right come right out no way what happens if you got the rent and
	say something okay no that's a great question And what do you do then?
	You wash your hand?
	Why do you think people wash their hands?
	Yo, you shitting your hand, bro?
	With tissue!
	This is worse than I thought like I thought it was some other shit like but this is so you show me I just sit there and just let a fucking shit in the toilet Where's your pee go dumbass?
	Yeah, that's pee is easy I don't know.
	I just always shit it on tissue.
	So you Okay.
	Wow.
	I love our political show, by the way.
	This is crazy.
	I never thought someone would do this.
	This is like when you get a cookie at the gas station.
	And I'll do it.
	Please use tissue.
	Oh no, wow, what a fucking nightmare.
	Wow, wow, what a story.
	It's officially a nightmare.
	That's insane.
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	What the fuck?
	All right, all right, I can't believe you guys hadn't seen that.
	That's amazing.
	That's amazing, dude.
	I'm going to show my whole family that.
	Well, I wouldn't.
	I'm going to wake up my wife.
	I don't think you usually let her sleep.
	Have you ever heard that?
	I'm going to turn it on on YouTube remotely.
	Like from the living room, I'll turn it on on YouTube in the bedroom and just turn it up really loud.
	You got to see this shit.
	I'm not going to tell her, though.
	Okay.
	The TV's going to turn on and she'll go.
	What?
	And then this video is going to play.
	Wait, am I hearing this correct?
	She's like sits up in bed.
	Yeah, she's rubs the sleep from her eyes.
	Like, scoots back.
	Start it over.
	Yeah.
	So, wow, first of all, and also, you know, the cool thing about Putin is he may take, but he also gives back.
	Oh, does he?
	Yeah, did you know that?
	This is not a video, but apparently, Putin gifted a motorcycle to an Alaska man, but the guy has no idea why.
	Which is pretty crazy.
	This is in Bird Creek, Alaska.
	An Alaskan man was given a motorcycle last week labeled as a, quote, act of giving by Putin.
	But the guy has no idea why he was chosen.
	I've got nebulization over there.
	I love that.
	It's nice that you're taking good care of your health.
	That's the thing I like about it.
	For your health.
	According to Bird Creek resident Mark Wallen, he was gifted a Ural motorcycle last week following an interaction with two Russian state media journalists the week before the summit in Alaska with Putin and President Donald Trump.
	Hi, Byron.
	Hey, how are you?
	I'm good.
	The guy said, I thought it was a hoax because they don't know me.
	Good.
	And I don't know them.
	According to Warren, he was riding his own Ural motorcycle in downtown Anchorage on August 6th.
	During his ride, he said he was approached by a group of Russian media journalists who began asking questions about his motorcycle while filming him.
	Quote, there were two gentlemen at an intersection that stopped me and they identified themselves as Russian journalists and they were interested in why I had the bike.
	It was purely just information about the bike.
	It is sick as hell, honestly.
	Yeah, I want a sidecar bad.
	Yeah, I like how flat it is and it kind of, yeah.
	Just like, yeah, yeah.
	Like do an image search on the Earl'cause it's like a fucking...
	It looks cool.
	Does it all look like a sidecar?
	Yeah, those are so cool.
	Those are all sticky.
	Those look like they're out of the mummy.
	Wait, are we a kind of guy right now?
	Oh yeah, dude.
	Are we a guy?
	cool oh man these are like the body of these like the single like the single writer ones are like even like It's good to get to them.
	I mean, this is really interesting because it kind of crosses the line.
	If these were two Russian journalists who came up to him, doesn't that just say that journalists are like state media?
	If they communicated with Putin, like, oh, this is a great opportunity for us to do propaganda with you.
	Yeah, I mean, it's not like that matters to someone like Putin, one of the richest men on Earth, you know.
	He probably owns a part, like a majority of Earl, right?
	Sure.
	I can't imagine he doesn't.
	Who knows?
	So that's kind of cool.
	That's fun.
	He takes shits and he gives bikes.
	And that's just how it is.
	At least he's not woke, though.
	That's right, dude.
	Go woke, go broke.
	I'm going to let my dog out while I let this play, Dennis.
	You can feel free to.
	do that.
	Thanks, Albert.
	This is my last one.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, yeah.
	All right.
	Right, well, do that with...
	Oh, yeah, we should do this in a song.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	I'm going to let my dog out.
	All right.
	I'll let you take a piece of this.
	All right, friends.
	This is Karen Larson and Naomi Kate Kate Kate Kate.
	I'm Karen Larson and I'm Naomi Kid.
	First, tonight at six, the Oklahoma Department of Education will follow Florida in allowing conservative education platforms to grow in schools.
	Junior's Oklahoma's Alexander Blake spoke with state superintendent Ryan Walters today and she joins us in the studio now to tell us what he expects from the partnership.
	So Alexander, what did you find out?
	Karen and Naomi, Walters tells me he's excited to be the first states in the nations to partner with the quote pro-American nonprofit.
	He says the materials are not required and he's allowing schools to dictate how or if they use it.
	Getting a lot of positive reactions from around the state from parents that are really excited.
	Prager UKids has topics from history, civics, financial literacy.
	That was the governor.
	Did you see what happened with him the other week?
	No.
	Let's, what's his name?
	Let's look him up real quick.
	Ryan Walters.
	Ryan Walters.
	Yeah, okay, so he look up Ryan Walters.
	Again, the keyboard's over there, but I'm going to keep playing this.
	We'll look it up.
	Really excited.
	PragerU kids has topics from history, civics, financial literacy, and Bible stories created in five-minute colorful cartoons.
	I love some of these Prager kid videos where they're really talking to kids about, you know, using actual quotes from the founders, using actual quotes from people throughout American history.
	But some are critical of the materials, calling them revisionist, misleading, and dangerous.
	I don't know if it's gonna work.
	It's like edited.
	Wait, what?
	What's edited?
	It edited in the chat.
	I got it.
	Newsweek, MAGA Superintendent.
	Oh, it edited out Ryan Walters.
	It edited out the word Walters and porn.
	Yeah, that makes sense.
	Why Walters?
	Well, because you know, big Walter.
	He's got a thick Walter.
	Walter.
	Yeah.
	Wet Walter.
	Wet.
	Hits out at porn claims.
	All right, let's read it.
	Should I read this real quick or should we finish the video?
	Yeah, yeah, we can do it.
	Oklahoma Superintendent Ryan Walters has hit back after colleagues alleged they saw images of nude women on a TV during a meeting in his office.
	He, a Republican, issued a statement on X Sunday denying the claims as the investigation into the matter is reportedly underway.
	Yeah.
	So let's see.
	They're doing a PTA meeting and then he like projected his phone but there's just a bunch of porno on it.
	Oh, whoops.
	Oh, no.
	Whoops that these are like, what?
	Hey man, I saw some tits on your screen.
	Yeah, you had a bunch of porno that you were looking at porno in the school yeah you said you were doing this meeting i wasn't actually yeah what you saw was was not that it was actually not that it was big but you get the but okay well uh two board members who attended the executive session at the oklahoma state board of education on july 24th chaired by walters told the oklahoman that images of naked women were displaying on a tv screen oh no
	he's like i can't get this do you want if i get the oxal quick i can't get this damn thing yeah just plug it right in calculations came from uh oh we don't need to to read their names.
	He's sitting.
	He's sitting his phone like this.
	Reception's all fucked on this thing.
	Newspaper reported that it was not clear who was responsible for the alleged images.
	It sounds like it was him, though.
	He had the ox, right?
	Yeah, it sounds like his phone was plugged in.
	Well, these are politically motivated attacks.
	Sorry.
	You know, here's what I would say.
	I could see this being like...
	Yeah, I mean, highly porno links up all the time.
	All the time, dude.
	I have like a full tab.
	You can do tab groups now.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is for coming yeah yeah exactly coming soon is called coming soon and uh get the gunk out okay yeah dude the gunner garage yeah I gotta extract a demon from my body.
	and Any suggestion that a device of mine was used to stream inappropriate content on the television set is categorically false.
	Nothing.
	Absolutely no truth to the allegations.
	You should have been like, yeah, I was rubbing it out the day before and I forgot to close it.
	Yeah, it's a dumb move.
	I didn't do this at school.
	I did this at home and brought it here.
	Accidentally.
	And that's fine.
	Yeah.
	Fine.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	That's the most human thing that you could say, right?
	Yeah, I forgot I had my porno in my bag.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's okay.
	Oh, my loose Karen McDougalls.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I was like, those are naked women, said Carson.
	And then I was like, no, wait a minute.
	Those aren't naked.
	Surely those aren't naked women.
	Something's playing a trick on my eye.
	I've only imagined what they look like.
	Maybe they just have on tan bodysuits.
	Oh, my God.
	This is really bizarre.
	Fucking bizarre.
	Those are her nipples.
	That's pubic hair.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, she's naked.
	Yeah, but what if it's a yarn?
	a merkin or something what if what if they like sewed a big like pasty and and you patch into this body suit she was wearing jesus and there's so many did you Why are there so many people defending or having opinions on this?
	It seems really-Because they're all fucking prudish, weird Christians who are like- Anyway, yeah, pray for you guy.
	Slavery is as old as time and has taken place in every corner of the world, even amongst the people I just left.
	Being taken as a slave is better than being killed, no?
	No!
	I don't see the problem.
	What?
	Okay.
	Like Adam Sultani.
	Wait, is that true?
	That's their cartoon?
	That's Prager U. Yeah.
	Holy shit.
	Okay.
	That's what they're saying.
	Executive Director for the Oklahoma Chapter of the Council on American Islamic Relations.
	Not entirely accurate and far from reality.
	Who say they want Walters to reject the platform.
	It has videos titled, Is Is Islam a religion of peace?
	And what radical Islam and the woke have in common?
	And we definitely do not want to see public schools engaging in what seems to be a very skewed and slanted presentation.
	I thought they didn't want to talk about woke ideology or just like...
	We want to talk about our version of it.
	want to talk about like yeah we want to we want to direct it and if we like tell you that like slavery was better than being dead because it's like i could be worse it's like a a larger part to like read Yeah, we tweeted that.
	I don't know if you saw that, Jared.
	I screencapped our conversation about Donald Trump in the Smithsonian and posted it over at then Crowder on Twitter.
	How nice, yeah.
	Yeah, I like to secretly post our conversations on Twitter without your consent, so that's kind of cool.
	Yeah, no, Trump saying that he doesn't like how museums make him feel bad.
	Yeah, all this shit's fucked up in here.
	How come there's nothing nice and nothing about the future?
	Yeah, this is terrible.
	He said that he said he wants museums to have more about the future.
	I don't know if you caught that.
	Yeah.
	Because that's how it should be.
	History is the future.
	Well, yeah.
	Apparently in the future.
	The future is history is is future history cool cool cool stuff platform no i haven't i mean you know i hear this these kind of you know things that are thrown out there but again prager you has been very dedicated to being strictly to the history and i hear the left always you know they only want their parts of history and they only want indoctrination being taught Yeah, so we would rather do indoctrination about how fucking slavery is good.
	Yeah, dude.
	Well, he's at least indifferent to it because you could be dead.
	Yeah, you could be dead or you could be a slave.
	That's the future that I want to have for Oklahoma's children.
	Jesus.
	Could be worse, dude.
	49th in education.
	So, like, it's not like we're doing better.
	Gotta get that 50, dude.
	This is the same.
	He's, like, getting into, like, the national spotlight because he did, like, the Ten Commandments in the classroom.
	And he's also doing, he's buying a bible for every classroom or whatever cool dude i want that what is it for you it's like Yeah, they're spending their fucking government money on it, but it's like, dog, your kids can't even fucking read the Bible because they can't even, they're like illiterate.
	They can't read in general.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, I'm about to say that these kids are illiterate dipshits, but it's like...
	It's not their fault.
	It's not their fault.
	I forget.
	Yeah.
	So this was...
	I was kind of saving this one.
	They're not adults.
	I was saving this one for the end of White Boy Summer, but we got to play it since Dennis is here.
	Oh, fuck.
	Actually, God.
	Yeah, this is it.
	Okay.
	White Boy Summer continues.
	It's fun, right?
	It's cool being a white guy.
	Is this Forgiato?
	Yeah.
	ain't ashamed of my skin color.
	I'm proud to be white.
	I ain't afraid to say it.
	All they can say is green.
	Green.
	And the faces on the blue It's Faces on the Blue Hundred.
	I'm not afraid to be white.
	I love being white.
	I mean, this came out This is two weeks ago.
	But this is clearly a trend.
	One guy is like, Like, we can't talk about Epstein unless you're Tyson James, who does talk about Epstein.
	Yeah.
	He's above it.
	Like, some of these MAGA rappers pivoted early.
	Tyson hasn't done anything significant or something, you know, but I at least respect that element of it that they are leaning into full-blown bigotry instead of political fascination but that's crazy yeah but either way like they're like oh i guess i guess we do our white song now like yeah it's white boy time now i guess we'll do white stuff okay yeah that was a fun one that i'm proud of my skin i'm a white boy white boy hey
	is it a sin that i'm proud of my skin i'm a white boy a white boy i ain't get to pick i ain't get to choose god made me the same way he made you i ain't said much, but I do want to check in with you guys.
	Like, what did we learn?
	He's proud, dude.
	God made my skin just like he made you.
	God made my skin the same color as his skin.
	Well, yeah, of course.
	My skin is beautiful.
	I got Richie Rich on my face.
	Or is it like Woody Woodpecker or something like that?
	He's got Richie Rich.
	Richie?
	I'm looking at the other tattoos now.
	He's got Jesus on his shoulder.
	He does.
	Very clear Jesus.
	Better days.
	big old with the king, dude.
	Nah, that's...
	Because my skin is white.
	My skin is white.
	But we talking to the same.
	Every single night.
	Trying to label me a white surprise.
	Oh, white veneers look like the clan is my dentist.
	mainstream try to cancel me Is that what he said?
	Yeah, that's kind of fun.
	White veneers look like the clan is my dentist.
	Mainstream, try to cancel me.
	I'm Donald Trump.
	It's all we dropping tracks for the underground.
	Here, ring your thumbs.
	These diamonds.
	Okay.
	Uh-uh.
	Is he dropping tracks for Harriet Tubman?
	Well, he's saying, yeah, he's so underground he's dropping tracks.
	He doesn't know how it works.
	He doesn't know how any of that works.
	Wow.
	From Nigeria, they African Americans.
	Underground Harriet Trump.
	These diamonds from Nigeria, they African Americans.
	That boy fudging out and blowing up like a terrorist.
	Is it a...
	Uh...
	Uh...
	Yeah.
	blowing up like he's a terrorist.
	Ugh.
	Okay, JJ.
	Yeah, Scott, look at that look at that when he looks in the mirror he's like I'm black orange hairs on my butt is that ginger lives matter snow bunnies jumping on my dick I call them nutcrackers So, um, ginger lives do matter.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Okay.
	Snow bunnies.
	This is a white girl's thing, right?
	Yeah.
	Does he hate Bez?
	Yeah.
	This is Bez Believe, of course.
	Yeah, for people who don't know.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	All I see is green and blue faces.
	I'm a trap star.
	Only time I care about a race is watching NASCAR, topping charts.
	Boy, I'm pushing bags like a grocery car.
	Secure my spot, and I'm not moving from it like a Rosa Parks.
	Skin colors nothing when we puffin' loud and light.
	Wait, what?
	Come on, guys.
	Like, what are we doing?
	What I notice is they do a funny dance thing and they'll like do the same one and it's like uh it's like when kids do it, you know?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, like uh when kids do that sucket thing in the 90s.
	Oh, that's kind of funny.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It is funny to do that.
	I like that.
	Yeah.
	Jared, what were you saying?
	With all the Tubman and Rosa Parks stuff?
	I'm like, he's like comparing himself to Rosa Parks, but then he's also saying like snow bunnies on his lap.
	Snow Benny is just like...
	Nutcracker.
	Like, colloquially...
	Colliquely.
	Colliquely?
	I like colliquely.
	Yeah.
	Caligula.
	Yeah.
	Caligula.
	It's like for Oh, gotcha.
	Is it snowbundy?
	Huh?
	Yeah, it's not, it's not like, it's not.
	I've been googling that a lot.
	I wonder why that.
	What?
	You mean you've been pouring anything in?
	No, I've been searching about snowbunnies, just doing research.
	I was confused.
	I couldn't find it.
	Just trying to find it all white.
	Trying to find it as a regular white bunny, but I should tell you that's something else.
	But like that they live in this snow.
	Yeah.
	Like year round.
	Huh.
	And like, how do they do that?
	No, but it's, I, from my, uh, my SUSEO dictionary, I believe that that's the uh the sort of where that would be stemming from so i'm like are you what are we saying here like i guess like what i'm saying is like are you like you're yeah no no but i just to be clear about what i'm saying is like i always think that these people like infringe on like what they perceive as black culture and also beneath them right and
	And it's like sort of this like, but do you see yourself in a position to where like now you're rapping as if you are a black man and that you're, you're saying then that snow bunnies are like, like you are a black man and therefore they are snow bunnies because that's like how it would be like used in like the, in pornography.
	You know what I mean?
	Like it's not, it's not associated to like white girls with white men that would just be like, sure.
	You know, that doesn't have a name.
	i guess that that's probably also rooted in some sort of like white supremacy in porn also that's just like porn regular sure because if it's like black it's like this is ebony porn or whatever sure uh yeah it's interesting i didn't i mean i didn't think about that but that's a really good point uh it just bothers me that it's like these these people shit on fucking rap culture because they think that they can just do it,
	but they're a bunch of like, you know, step-skipping dipshits who fucking can't formulate a fucking coherent sentence or use symbolism or fucking anything, you know what I mean?
	To like actually sell their point.
	And it makes sense that like someone like Ben Shapiro who would criticize rap music.
	and saying that it's dopey dumb shit dumb guy shit would then co-sponsor someone who can't actually write lyrics or use symbolism or that shits on black culture you know when he did it with tom mcdonald it's just like yeah this is like a the oriborus of this culture.
	It's not even music.
	It's just dipshit culture.
	But is it a sin?
	That's a big question, dude.
	I'm a white boy, a white boy I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to
	pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I ain't get to pick, I ain't get to choose God made me the same way he made you I hope you guys are ready for this.
	this is jj i thought that there was like I thought JJ was the guy in the mirror.
	No, sorry guys.
	The black guy.
	The symbol of Forgetta Blow looking in the mirror.
	Yeah, the black guy's not going to rap.
	Okay.
	But this guy certainly is.
	And maybe that's rooted in my whiteness.
	Yeah, maybe.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	You ready?
	I'm the great, great, great son of a guy.
	I'm a great, great, great son of a confederate.
	I'm the great, great, great, great son of a confederate.
	Federate.
	He said he had to do it three times.
	Grunting
	I love this guy.
	He's so fucked.
	He's one of my new favorites.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, this guy's wild.
	Well, how about that?
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