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Double Salutes: 5/09/25 (Excerpt)

There's twice as much show over at http://shrug.club. FREE. This week we learn that Disney World is expensive (and likely woke). Something is up with John Fetterman. Are introducted to "Her Take", and continue our exploration of the current state of conservative music. 

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Welcome to Double Salutes.
It's the most patriotic livestream on the worldwide web.
It's the show, of course, where we swore through the week's best propaganda, and to do it with us is not Dennis.
Dennis is not here.
Not today.
Sorry, but Jared is.
In spirit.
All the way in occupied Texas.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, double salute me.
Oh, give you one of those.
I'll double-sweet you back.
Oh, okay.
Throw them up.
Yeah, thank you guys so much for, I mean, the LTC folks.
Very kind words about this little program of ours.
We appreciate you so much for spending that time with us, and we got one hell of a show for you tonight.
And I thought it would start with kind of a...
What's it called?
It's not a palate cleanser.
Something that would set you up for a night.
An aperitif?
Now we're talking.
This is an aperitif.
A little amuse-bouche.
And it's going to blow you away.
Oh.
I've got to make sure to turn on the volume.
Where's he been?
There he is.
Y'all know what I be on, tryna ball like Elon.
Blows back.
You think he's buying these, like, glow-in-the-dark stars and just putting them in his house?
In his apartment?
Because...
Eat some wings and then go home and just kind of man, dream, dream and look at his stars on its ceiling.
Turns on the light for a little bit then flicks it off, lays down, lets it, it kind of fades out and he's like, wow shit, I gotta charge it up again.
This is deep, dude.
I need to throw a fucking lamp on real quick.
He's got a black light?
Why not?
I mean, listen.
Turns out it works a little better.
Y'all know what I be on, trying to ball like Elon.
Y'all know what I be on, trying to ball like Elon.
Y'all know what I be on.
What do you think about the...
Wait, can you make the Tesla, like, dance like that?
Like, have the lights move around?
Have the light just kind of...
I mean, you must be able to, right?
I guarantee you there's a mode where you can, like, make the lights do shit to your fucking...
Oh, you know what?
Actually, I feel like I have seen that.
Yeah, I feel like that there was, like, a bunch of these dorks, like, drove out into a field and they're like, we're gonna get a drone shot of all of our cars doing this synchronized dance.
It's like...
Listen, maybe Honda needs to do this, just to make it not this thing, you know?
You have to do dumb shit for dipshits, and then they won't have such an obsession with this stupid truck that isn't a truck, right?
Here, real quick.
Can you send me party mode?
Yeah, I'll send you this.
This might be it.
Oh my god.
So there's, like, gonna sync up.
And of course we all know that they don't use Spotify.
They use, like, Tidal or something.
No, they use Pandora still.
Sure.
If you jailbreak it, you can put Soul Seek in there.
It's best.
It's called Cybertruck Rave.
That is the worst.
Alright.
Yeah, this...
They break at each other.
This is lazy as hell, man.
He doesn't have anything to say about Elon.
Elon doesn't inspire him to write something good.
This is his return.
He should get in the truck and then close it up on himself.
You should do the finger test on the truck at this point as part of the video.
So one of the strangest things about this is he hasn't posted in a long time.
He did a song that we're going to listen to later in the show, a collaboration piece.
But this isn't even posted on his personal Mayor of Magaville account.
This is on Trump Latinos.
Are they not on it?
No.
They're not even in the video.
Is that Penny Johnson?
Is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Time to ball like Elon so I put some stars up on my ceiling.
Oh, that's Byron Donalds.
Is it Donalds or Donaldson?
Donaldson, I think.
Now I got stats, good luck stopping me being broke and break me.
If you ain't walked in my shoes, then you damn sure can't replace me.
I went from rags to riches.
Remember when I had no dishes?
Remember living in my car?
I froze my ass off in the windows.
Now Now I sleep in the front truck of a Cybertesla truck.
Because Amber Rose kicked him out.
Yeah, he's no longer blue check on the internet.
Get those fingers up.
Double salutes.
Yeah, here's the Forge.
Wow, what a show we have for you.
You fucking nerd.
I want to talk about a couple things today.
One being the apparent mental health collapse of John Fetterman.
Have you been paying attention to that?
Yeah, a bit.
It's been...
A little frightening, frankly.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's tough because I was kind of a Fetterman guy.
I liked him.
I wanted him to be like a man of the people kind of guy.
Yeah.
You know, I had high hopes.
He made a mask off and then he had a fucking stroke right after.
Yeah, and that was a bummer.
And, you know, everyone said he looked like a big lurchy goon, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
And it turns out he kind of has that behavior, which is not great.
The way he's been acting, you know, during meetings and on airplanes?
I don't know if you caught this.
Yeah, I feel like I linked him on...
Is your seatbelt on?
Yes, it is.
Okay, it needs to be visible for the crew at all times.
That's not an us thing.
That's a federal regulation.
Hey!
Wait, did you post this one?
I don't know.
I didn't think I wanted to pull one that had weird Simpsons moments tied in.
So...
It's okay.
It's okay.
Better man with his hands up.
It's a federal regulation, so...
Arguing with the plane attendant here.
Alright, so, I mean, what...
That's Bay Pig in the City.
I don't know why there's a clip from Bay of Pig in the city there, but we'll skip past it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now the cockpit's coming out and looking at him.
Oh, this is...
You're a big boy.
Do you need more belt?
Publicly asking him if he wants an extender is probably not going to de-escalate the tension, right?
Probably not.
Hey man, you just need to be wearing this belt.
Your big belly is covering up your seatbelt so much we don't know if it's on.
Like, that's not...
I don't know.
You're hiding the belt underneath your massive 3XL hoodie.
Yeah, your Carhartt...
You, for whatever reason, sucked it in.
Yeah, your 12-ounce Carhartt is...
He's, like, also wearing fucking, like...
Like basketball shorts.
Of course.
He doesn't wear pants.
He's one of those kids.
I don't know.
I don't love the way that this flight attendant is treating him.
He's 55 years old.
He also has trouble talking still from his stroke.
I feel like maybe this airline flight attendant is...
Also, trying to determine if he's, like, inebriated, because sometimes he talks a little, like, you know, I feel like that could be...
Tongue-bitey.
Yeah, and that's unfortunate.
But if that was just in a vacuum, I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't care so much.
But it was, like, almost two weeks ago...
Oh, I have to probably pull up a 12-foot ladder here.
It was New York Magazine put out a piece.
Called The Hidden Struggles of John Fetterman.
Is this going to let us in?
Yeah.
All by himself, John Fetterman insists he's in good health, but staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.
Which is kind of a bummer.
It's a longer read.
It's like a 40-minute read according to this.
But yeah, I mean, his staffers have been quitting and they're saying they're concerned.
One of them said that he walked out into traffic.
They say he's eating by himself and muttering and stuff, right?
Well, yeah, it's just a long list of things.
I mean, where do you even start with this?
The car accident was a big one, too.
Yeah, with his wife in the vehicle and would she break her back or something like that?
I can't remember how.
I feel like he was like...
On Twitter or something and driving like 70 miles an hour weaving through traffic.
Speeding and using his phone at the same time.
Yeah, and wrecked, fucked his wife up real bad.
She's concerned too from the looks of things.
She was talking to staffers saying they need to help her help him.
And so he's on this whole, like, everyone's recording me.
He's, like, a real paranoid thing.
Like, there's, of course, the instance where at his son's birthday party, I believe last year, two years ago, he tried to kill himself on his son's birthday.
So wait, wait, pause on that, because I didn't know that he attempted suicide at all.
I know that he, and that's just news to me.
Because I do know that he had mental health crises where he checked himself into hospitals for extended stays, which I thought was kind of a cool opportunity.
I thought that we could all learn from that and be like, oh, cool that he's prioritizing his mental health, and that still is cool, but it sounds like there's a larger problem that he's ignoring, right?
Yeah, quite a bit.
Tell me more about this birthday thing, though.
I think that there's two birthday incidences.
Uh, incidents where the first one, I believe, this is what I remember, is that he tried to kill himself on his son's birthday a couple years ago.
Gosh.
And then, um, more recently, I think, different child, I think, he, uh, um, disappeared for his birthday as well on this one, and it caused, like, a whole, like, he didn't tell anyone where he went.
No one could reach him.
And then when they finally Caught up with him.
He had driven to Connecticut from Ohio and he said that he went to the gravesite of somebody like his friend from grad school of whom he knew in 1993 or they died in 1993.
So he did that instead of going to his son's birthday party, I guess.
And...
He says that his staff and family knew about that trip, but it doesn't seem like that might...
That doesn't seem right.
And it's all like the bigger thing that's kind of like fueling people, you know, I guess is his public stance on Israel and Gaza, that conflict.
Oh, yeah, where he's like...
He's like a huge Israel guy.
Yeah, he's huge on Israel, and he's very much like, who fucking cares?
Kill them all.
And, you know, despite all this, there's still many people in the Senate who are signing off on him and saying, like, that's fine, he's fine.
But, you know, he tried to...
Sneak out on, like, the Pete Hegseth vote the other day.
Wait, what?
What do you mean?
Like, tried to, like, not...
Yeah, tried to just not...
Yeah, he's like, I don't know.
This is, like, hard because he's pro-Israel, of course, and, like, that's...
They're gonna continue that course, you know?
Okay.
But it's sort of, like, inexcusable shit with all that, like, the signal stuff going on.
Which sounds like there's, like, more than ten chats that he had.
Hegseth did, yeah.
That's been kind of fun to see.
Well, one of the more recent things that I saw was he was at a meeting last week with a representative from a teacher's union in his home state of Pennsylvania, and he ended up shouting, why is everybody mad at me?
Why does everyone hate me?
What did I ever do?
And slammed his hands on the desk like a big scary galoof.
Yeah.
Galoot?
That's a T. Thank you.
Look at that galoot.
Gosh, man.
His family seems to be very aware that this is the person who he was before his show because it's not the person who he is now.
A lot of this is telltale brain injury long-term.
You know, hearing a lot of murmurings around either this guy's going to probably kill himself or that there could potentially be a family annihilation scenario.
Oh god, people are really worried about that?
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
And, you know, it's really like, you know, the people, like his staffers should be the one leaking this shit.
They should really be the ones kind of like pushing this forward to get...
More people to recognize that this is a problem.
I mean, after the Biden shit, people need to...
We all, for the sake of the party, for the sake of the country, need to quit hiding when there's...
And that's why I initially liked it when he came forward and said, I'm struggling with my mental health.
I need to check into a place to work on it.
That's huge.
But fuck, man.
You gotta do it again.
Yeah, they were saying that he isn't doing blood tests and isn't keeping up with his plan after his stroke.
Things are going not well for Fetterman.
Not well at all, man.
He said it's a hit piece, that New York magazine expose on him.
Just a hit piece.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm going to walk this back.
I don't think he tried to kill himself.
I think that there was maybe like they caught it before kind of situation.
I'm trying to remember what the whole thing is.
That's allegedly something surrounding that.
Wait, he was on Rogan?
Man, I guess I missed him on Rogan.
Turns out.
Yeah, I think he was on Bill Maher recently, too, maybe.
Those Bill Maher Club Random ones, I just can't anymore.
They're exhausting.
But, yeah, this has been interesting.
I'm hoping that we can deal with this sooner than later.
That would be great.
Oh, here's a tweet.
Uh-oh, what have we got?
From somebody that says straight up, okay, the post is replying to a video of him on some podcast, and the person says, this man tried to kill himself at his own son's birthday party and was hospitalized because he couldn't stand his son was getting attention.
I mean, that could be rumors or something, but...
Yeah, it seems to be like a pretty, I mean, yeah, somewhat credible.
How do you feel about the view?
We hate the view in these parts.
They get no love from us either.
They're fine, but they're just not going to get any love from us.
Are you ready for her take, though?
Who's take?
These ladies.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
New view, new view.
Can we just take a step back and ask us a broader question?
I'm actually with Trump on this.
It's one of the reasons why I left the Democratic Party.
Let's talk about the mistake, though.
Oh, my God.
Why is she doing this?
You have a legitimate asylum claim.
Intersex, pansexual, true spirit.
What the heck is a true spirit?
Give it to me in English, and then dumb it down to sixth grade level boys.
You remember her from...
You got Lauren Sanchez in there anywhere?
I have no spirit, so...
Now, who is that, actually?
That's Anne.
This one on the right.
Lily Lee.
Amy Dangerfield.
I don't know anything about her.
It couldn't be Rodney's daughter.
That would be awesome.
Because that is passive residual income for them every week, every month, till the end of that person's life.
You've got real conversations that happen here.
Different voices collide, clash, and sometimes even connect.
There are no scripts, no echo chambers, and just smart and spirited debates.
Ladies, are you ready to jump in?
Let's do this.
What is this on?
Valuetainment.
Yeah, yeah.
It's PBD.
Patrick Bet-David?
Yeah, Patrick Bet-David adjacent.
So Amy Dangerfield is known for Valuetainment Comedy, the PBD podcast, and The Usual Suspects from 2023, which must be...
Oh, it's a series, a podcast series from the same...
Oh, Vincent?
No, it's not our Vinny.
Not Vinny.
It's a different one.
Vincent!
So, I'm so...
I get more and more frustrated with the Jillian Michaels as a valuable voice within conservative media.
Who is she?
I'm not sure who she is.
She was a physical trainer on The Biggest Loser.
Okay.
Yeah, so she's qualified for sure.
Let's get her in there.
Well, you remember...
I'm sure she's written books and stuff like that.
But yeah, she was...
It was her and that other guy who...
Dr. Oz.
No.
I can't remember this guy's name.
He was on...
This guy here.
He was on the most recent season of The Traitors, which I enjoyed him quite a bit.
Oh my god.
I've reached my article limit?
I wasted it on that?
12 foot.
12 foot.
I guess I'll sign up.
Just kidding.
Either way, this is absolutely stupid.
Lindy Lee, wasn't she just left the Democratic Party?
She was a financial person for the DNC.
Yeah, I said that she was some sort of campaign manager.
Which, who gives a fuck, man?
Who cares about her opinion?
Yeah, she just is doing a job.
She used to be a dem.
Now I vote Trump.
Okay, because you're the financial person as part of the DNC?
Okay, makes sense.
The money one's going to be secretly conservative?
Cool.
Is Anna off at Turks now?
She's still on at Turks.
So this has been...
I was looking into this earlier today, because I know that she left the left.
I don't know if you were aware of that switch.
She now is an independent.
She's still part of the Young Turks network, to my knowledge.
But Sank, I guess, also kind of went right a bit, too.
You know...
I'm not quite there yet.
I understand that his opinion of some things Donald Trump is doing is right and he's a populist and all this stuff.
He says it and I'm like, man, I wish you wouldn't.
I wish you'd be more critical of these things.
But I ultimately don't think that his stance is disqualifying as a voice on the left still.
It's not helpful.
For sure.
Yeah.
And I think he's going to regret a lot of the things that he had said, for sure.
Because, like, even I was like, oh, fuck, man.
Like, during the first few months after Trump, I was like, he's not, like, saying...
Super fucked up shit and it seems like he's being like kind of uniting as a goal and then he immediately threw that out the window and is right back to playing the same like the lunatic radical left and you're like and I mean now he has power to do like insane stuff that I never would have thought that he ever would have done so I mean I really want Chank to step up at this point and
quit giving room for this kind of middle ground bullshit.
Because there's no reason to.
No.
Yeah, I think you can just push a little further.
It's fine.
I think it's done, right?
Just get past it.
You know what seemed to actually really work pretty well for Republicans was really dramatic.
Call to action.
Call to change.
And it's not really what they voted for or anything like that.
And they'll have to reconcile with that to some degree, I suppose.
But the people in power, they got what they wanted because they did this populist message to 50% of America.
And they also take advantage of, you know, I don't know if you've been aware, but they are now kind of attacking the truth and making the truth pretty much anything they want.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just that it's way easier if you have more people on your side to do that.
That's why, you know, it's like watch the clicky hand, but you take with the left.
Uh-huh.
You know?
With the left, from the left.
Yeah, you start throwing a little, you know, start throwing a meth pipe to a raccoon.
Broad daylight.
No one knows nothing.
It's hard because I think a lot of people are getting their news from these daily press conferences that Trump is doing where they're actively lying about things like MS-13 tattoos.
You got Tim Pool in there being like, can you talk about how the press...
Press gang is from YouTube and that's cool.
Can you tell me that you'll invite me back, please?
Right now, on camera?
I would like you to commit to having me back.
I'll say a lot of really nice things if you just let me back.
Thank you.
I won't talk about your nose.
Looks funny.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it's funny.
They keep calling them hacks.
I don't know about why that.
This seems promising, says Pants on Fire with George Santos Podcast.
Very cool.
No longer a show, but okay.
That went quick.
What's that kid's name?
Matan or whatever?
Matan did a great job on there.
That was a very fun interview.
Oh, wait.
I guess George Santos went on Matan's podcast.
Yeah, yeah.
That was cool.
That was really good.
Shake my hand.
No.
Shake my hand.
I'm going to pull you in.
It's very funny.
No, it was awesome.
Okay.
Jillian Michaels and Anna are about as conservative as a pride parade in a small town, says Kiwi.
I don't know what you're...
It's fine.
These people don't know what they're doing.
Give them our...
Yeah, I'm logged into Fright Day.
I don't think I should do that.
This slaps on me.
It's very funny.
Good stuff.
So that is the, what is it called?
Her take.
I can't wait for that.
That'll be a lot of fun.
Her take!
What have we got here?
You got a tank versus Tesla.
That's kind of a fun video, right?
Yeah, just a little fun.
Why not?
Take a look.
Okay, I'll take a peek.
A little blue sky, huh?
Get off of that bird website.
What do we got here?
I don't know, you know, it's kind of fun.
It's a little tank versus test.
My name is Ken Turner, and I'm 98 years old, and I served in the British Army in World War II.
Wow.
As did this Sherman tank.
Oh, that's his buddy.
I'm old enough to see fascism the first time around.
Now it's coming back.
E.O. Musk, the richest man in the world, is using his immense power to support the far right in Europe.
And his money comes from Tesla cars.
Well, I've got this message from Mr. Musk.
We've crushed fascism before, and we'll crush it again.
Oh, this guy's wonderful.
So let's go.
It warms my heart.
Let's go.
Got the patch of complaints on the Tesla.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's all computer.
No!
It was computer.
Man.
Oh, you're a dead motherfucker.
Who would have thought we'd be rooting for the gas guzzlers, man?
Should we get a tank?
We should get guns and tanks.
Master P had a tank, and that was cool as hell.
Gold-plated.
Alex Jones had a tank, though, too.
Yeah, and he's less cool than Master P. Significantly less cool than Master P. Master P was making him say, uh.
That's true.
And, you know, but Alex Jones is just making him go, uh.
And let's see if I have that.
Ugh.
There we go.
Classic button there.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, no!
I can't wait to talk about that.
I feel like this will be out after that, but that's the moment.
That's the moment that we're discussing on Louder Than Crowder.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Whoa, what a fucking nightmare!
Legendary moment.
Can't wait to get into it.
Jared, have you ever been to Disney?
I've been to land, but not world.
I've been to world three times, and I've been to land once.
You fucker.
Was it a family thing?
Was it something that your family did together?
It was a special thing?
Yeah, my mom was a Disney fan.
Going as a grade schooler the first time or whatever, really exciting.
Going back the second time, I think I was like 15 or something, saw this man in Disney World, Willie Nelson.
Willard Nelson, yeah.
And I actually just saw Willie Nelson like two or three weeks ago, and he was excellent.
It's very nice to see him.
Yeah, it was really fun to see him.
Yeah, he fucking just turned 92 years old, I think, this last week.
Still rocking, huh?
When's that fucking guy going to go electric?
You know?
I don't know if he can even fucking hold one anymore.
He was kind of strumming a bit.
He was mostly singing.
The band was playing all acoustic.
I don't think that there was any electricity on that stage at all.
There was a harmonica and two acoustics, a stand-up bass, and a snare drum.
It was real low-key.
It was pretty cool.
No auto-tune.
Only he will bring us closer.
They did play that song.
Classic.
Actually, Willie Nelson did that for General Michael Flynn.
The stand-in for him.
You can tell it's him.
I'm trying to think.
I went to Disneyland maybe six, seven years ago, and then I went to Disney World again maybe two years ago, three years ago.
And you go knowing that it's an extravagant thing and you wouldn't want to waste your time worrying about how expensive it is, right?
I mean, I've been lucky enough to not have to worry about it.
Yeah, but once the tickets are purchased, you should probably just stop whining, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He spent a thousand bucks.
Now you got a corn dog.
Just how costly a day trip to Disney World has become.
Before we even got into the park, it cost me $30 just for parking.
And even being a Florida resident, Is my dad lecturing me about this?
Shut the fuck up, dude.
What an idiot.
Oh, I hate everything.
Why don't you wear your Make America Great Again hat there?
Look at his face.
I make $19 an hour.
Well, how about you fucking enjoy the time?
You just spent $1,200, man.
Like, you could have had fun.
Like, you could have, like, smiled, made this an experience for your children, stopped whining the entire time.
Like, why shoot videos of yourself being like, ugh, I'm spending so much money.
This place was my literal hell.
Totaling $245.27.
Who cares?
The grand total for our day was $1,391.91.
That father, Craig Stoll, and his daughter Kendall join us this morning.
Good morning to both of you.
Hey, good morning.
Thanks for having us.
Well, thanks for coming on.
I like the Mickey...
I mean, the Minnie ears, Dad.
Oh, she's having trouble.
She's like, I don't want to miss...
I mean, we can't...
Dismissed gendered the dad.
Oh!
All right, so you posted...
I can still have fun, right?
I'm a cool dad.
You guys didn't just show me doing an entire day where I'm just pouting in the most magical place in the world.
Yeah, the thing that just screams entitlement.
I'm gonna go ahead and ruin it for my daughter.
I'm gonna complain the whole time.
Hey, do you even know how much it takes for you to make $1,400?
I don't know.
You're gonna have to talk to a freaking...
I don't know.
Alright.
Go for it.
They're very cute.
You have more than 8 million people who have watched it.
Are you surprised?
And why did you decide to do this?
Yeah, why?
I kind of had a feeling it would go viral.
It's very relatable.
It's family-friendly.
Disney's always a hot topic.
We're all trying to pinch pennies.
So that video was probably my therapy as I was going through the day.
The kids were smiling, sometimes fighting in between the lines.
My wife was having a grand old time.
Meanwhile, mine was just swipe the card over and over and over and it started with the ticket purchase and then it ran right into the parking and then it just...
Every place has $30 parking.
I'm sorry, man.
I just kept swiping my card and now I feel like I want to put a gun in my mouth.
Then don't go!
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm actually waiting for my children's birthday.
I learned this from a guy.
The Fetterman method.
This was like a cash count for the rest of the day.
So I kind of had an idea that people would be able to relate to it, just maybe not so much.
Why is he holding his daughter captive to be part of this?
Like, you made me miserable.
Yeah, he's like holding her back of her, like the fat on the back of her arm.
Well, I feel like he's got like a ball of her shirt.
Like, just holding her.
Wait, is he, is he got, he's got YouTube plaques on the wall back there?
Yeah, yeah, it seems like this is, and his Instagram is flying underscore wheels underscore, because he couldn't get the...
Just flying underscore wheels.
But yeah, it does appear that he's a YouTuber.
Flying wheels.
Yeah, Kendall, your daddy had to work so hard.
I know he's a small business owner to send your whole family to Disney.
Was it worth it?
He's the dad fluencer.
Yeah, I would say it was worth it, but it was so packed just to be there for one day for all that money we spent.
Yeah, and Dad, you tried to get the lightning passes so that you could get maybe to the front of the line for, what did you say, three rides?
But those were too expensive, so you all opted out of doing that.
So you had to wait in the long lines, too.
Trying to put a price tag versus value, what's it worth?
The lines were so long, so we're already 1,000 deep into the park.
Now we're going to drop another 400 to get lightning passes.
I'm sorry.
This guy's the whiniest loser.
Yeah, listen.
Yeah, this sucks.
You just go early and maybe you miss two things if you don't have a light.
Yeah!
Or you could also not go if you don't have the money.
But he's a small business owner, father of three, and car guy at heart.
So that means he's not a car guy?
I don't know what that means.
He doesn't have a car anymore.
The channel shows you the ups and downs of not just the car business, but also the life of an entrepreneur, problem solver, and calculated risk taker.
Learn from my mistakes and my successes.
Great.
Fun guy.
I spiced that up a little bit.
He's from Florida.
He has to sell his Cybertruck.
Four months ago, he was trying to auction his Cybertruck, but it isn't selling!
And then is that an SVJ?
No, it's an STO, a Ventador.
If I get 90, it's gone.
It means I'll lose, like, $12,000.
$12,000 loss if I get 90. And I'm expecting to get less than 90. Love it.
Want one.
Why did you buy when it's to begin with?
Oh, no.
He thought that Donald Trump was going to go, like, and now I just own a Cybertruck.
No one wants a Cybertruck.
I've seen so many.
I've seen a lot of videos.
$800 million worth of Cybertrucks that are just sitting around.
Oh, and I watch all these TikToks of people trying to sell cars and they're like, yeah, no, I don't want that.
Like, dealerships, like, buying cars from their audience for resale?
And they're like, yeah, I'm not...
I'll give you $67 for the Cybertruck.
They're like, I bought it for, like, $90.
And he's like, yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'll give you $60, actually, for just mentioning that you bought it.
Yeah, you're grossing me out.
I've got the ick because of you.
Yeah.
Oh, I closed it.
Damn it.
Oh, this dad sucks.
I think he's cool.
He doesn't do a rave with his Cybertruck.
He just sells it.
How this Karen sued me for $10,000 and won.
That's kind of fun.
Oh, he did sell his Cybertruck.
Just six months after, and here's how much I lost.
Why did he scammer suit his ass?
I'm sort of curious.
This is kind of interesting.
I am a used car dealer.
People hate used car dealers and I don't blame them.
Honestly, I don't like selling used cars in general.
There's a stigma.
What are you doing?
I hate what I do.
I hate my job.
I'm unhappy when I'm on camera.
I'm unhappy when I'm doing my job.
I'm unhappy.
I talk to my daughters.
I'm holding the back of her arm and saying, smile.
This guy.
I'm unhappy doing that.
This is the kind of guy that's like, I miss the good old days.
I feel like he's got some pain behind the eyes, to be honest.
Of course!
But he thinks that he should have everything he wants without doing the work.
I have to keep buying Cybertruck after Cybertruck.
He doesn't understand.
And no one will buy them off.
There are so many people who don't.
Well, first of all, there's so many people.
Tons of people are like, I can't afford a new car in my lifetime.
I will never buy a new car.
So many people who won't even get on an airplane.
And then people who are like, oh man, I would love to go to Disneyland or Disney World or even a fair.
Some people can't even afford shit like that.
Like a smaller amusement park.
A fair is like $10 or free to get in.
Let's be real.
But what a loser that this guy can't stop whining about his life.
Being a used car dealer, and that is why I created this channel, is to show you the behind the scenes and the reality of what it is like owning a used car dealership and dealing with the public.
Because sometimes it's really, really difficult.
And just recently I made a video telling you how I have been sued by a purchaser.
Somebody bought a vehicle, they filed a claim with the courts and a case against flying wheels and said that the vehicle was unsafe.
And they crashed the vehicle and they are suing me for the entire amount of the vehicle.
Now fast forward two years later, come to find out she still owns the vehicle and is still driving the vehicle.
So in today's video is part two.
It is six months past the Part one, even though you're watching the videos back to back, we're going to see if I can make payments or get it dismissed.
What are we going to do in today's video?
So we're going to track down a lady who sued him, secretly record her, and...
Often cars will still run after they are considered...
They're not all totaled.
Yeah.
Or even if it is.
It doesn't mean that it doesn't drive.
Yeah, you can fix it on your own without insurance money.
It's just like insurance won't pay for something if it's totaled, right?
This lady's still driving a car that she bought for me that was broken.
Yeah, I don't think this guy quite understands what's going on.
Yeah.
I took my car to the auction.
He's going to tell us that we're cocks or something if he sees this.
This guy's a fucking loser.
I don't care.
Regrets?
Oh yeah.
Plenty.
Bought this fucking shit.
I don't want to say it this way, but if you do the average cost per ride...
Can we actually see if he does regret buying...
What does he say in that video is what I want to know.
Does he regret buying the Cybertruck?
You want to see how much he lost on the Cybertruck?
He says regrets.
So here's a 7,000 mile 2024 Foundation series with a black wrap that's probably like a...
He's got to get his audio fixed.
That's what I paid for mine.
Add another four for a wrap.
Let's see what it sells for today.
My bid is $73,500 right now on this truck.
$73,500.
So nothing.
Yeah, almost a 20. Cybertruck, Cybertruck, Cybertruck, Cybertruck.
10 months ago, I purchased a 2024 Tesla Cybertruck Foundation Series with an MSRP of $106,000.
And it was non-negotiable.
I paid all $106,000 of it.
Well, just recently I sold that truck for a gigantic loss.
Wanna know how much I lost?
I'm gonna tell you in today's video.
And since I sold that truck, prices have gone down $10,000 more.
I'm just gonna search the...
The transcript for loss.
Okay, huge loss.
Here we go.
$14,000 loss.
$8,000 from that amount.
Well, now I've only suffered a $14,000 loss on that Cybertruck.
But wait, there's more.
Now, when I decided to sell my Tesla Cybertruck, you could buy brand new ones for less than I was asking for mine, unfortunately.
Which means it wasn't worth me selling at retail, so I ran it through a dealer auction.
So the video that I tried to sell my Tesla Cybertruck got 353,000 views.
It also earned me an additional 1,300 subscribers and another 3,300.
Wait, wait, wait.
So he's like adding the content.
The video that I tried to sell my Tesla Cybertruck got three...
335,000 views.
Okay.
It also earned me an additional 1,300 subscribers and another $3,300.
That is crazy money for those views.
Huh.
We're in the wrong business.
Now my third best performing video is when I actually did sell the Cybertruck at a dealer auction.
That video got 212,000 views and earned me $1,800.
Now you can see I'm at a Tesla dealership right now.
Well, there are no Tesla dealerships that were able to sell the Tesla Cybertruck.
So he lost way more, but he's trying to.
Like, what's he doing?
Yeah, he's like, I think I can, like, flip these for less.
I think I can lose some more money on these things.
Jesus, man.
Move on!
We gotta move on, too.
I just didn't like this Disney dad.
I thought he was really annoying and turns out he is.
Turns out he might be one of the worst.
It probably isn't really worth it.
We almost wanted to do that.
Stop supporting Disney.
We were boycotting them and now my dumb family doesn't let me boycott them.
But now I'm saying boycott them again.
Despite having given them all of the money I lost on my Cybertruck, I spent again at Disney.
So now I'm in You gotta give me views.
You gotta give me some of your views.
Stand in front of my dumbass light fixture back here with the cables just coming out of it against the white cable.
We do all these stories on people who can't afford their groceries or gasoline, or at least that was under the last administration.
It's gotten a little bit better, but when you hear those kinds of stories, it's sad that most families can't afford to do Disney.
Right.
And that was a last-minute decision.
We're Florida residents.
We decided with some family in town that they wanted to go on vacation to Disney, so we went with them.
So it wasn't even a planned trip.
And unfortunately, I don't think those day-trippers are what Disney wants.
They want you to never leave the park.
They want you there for five days, and they want you to drop ten grand.
So I think that one-day trip...
They're fucking too goddamn hot.
I need to...
Leak out real quick.
Oh, all right.
Well, yeah, it sounds good.
I'm going to take a peek at this David Hogg, Dan Balzerian on Real Time that just dropped.
All right, he is the DNC.
David Hogg.
He is the Republican congressman from New York, Mike Lawler, and she's the political strategist and ABC News contributor, Donna Brazile.
I'm the maker of Dumbo.
All right.
These are from the people.
Disney's building its new first theme park in 15 years in Abu Dhabi.
Oh, it's being a Disney.
Wow.
What does it say that the happiest place on earth is now an oil-rich autocracy?
That's good.
I mean, Mickey and Minnie should be available to everybody.
What's wrong with that?
I'm all about making sure that American products, American brands, and everything else, that we're able to be in a global space.
And besides, what kid?
I mean, I love Mickey.
You know when I first went to a theme park, when I got me some dishes?
I thought they were real.
So I love Mickey.
Yeah, I do too.
All right.
Are you going to go?
Take me with you.
I'll be your day.
No, I'm just wondering if we're going to have the gay days thing just like they do in Orlando there in Abu Dhabi.
I wonder how that's going to go.
No, that's not going to.
I think they may skip that.
They'll skip that one.
Okay.
What does the panel make of the reaction to Trump suggesting we should reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison?
Get rid of this.
See ya, Hassan.
Thanks for popping on.
There's Jerry.
He's back.
I thought it was Balzerian.
Dan Balzerian.
It's Donna Brazile.
It's not as fun to see David Hogg and Donna Brazile.
Not that Donna Brazile isn't a great guest with great opinions or things to say.
I suppose Dan Blazerian.
How do you say it?
What did I say?
Dan Balzerian?
Yeah, that's what I usually say.
Not sure that he could be on Bill Maher anymore, would he?
Maybe not.
I don't think so.
I don't think he's welcome anywhere, really.
Kind of feels that way.
Yeah, there's another guy who's not welcome anywhere.
A musician who was recently on Pierce Morgan as well that we're going to talk about in a second.
You know, a lot of the people that are being put in these detention centers, they're run by private prisons.
Do you think that private prisons are something that we should have in this country?
Good question.
Like, I don't think that we should be having a system that is incentivized to keep people there.
Of course, we need to make sure we're keeping everybody safe, but I don't want to have a system where we literally have a prison industrial complex that is incentivizing keeping people incarcerated.
There's no question you can have reform with respect to that.
Should we have them?
I don't have a problem with a public-private partnership in terms of actually...
I would have never expected David Hogg to resurface in this way.
Like, what is he, the DNC...
What is his role now?
He's the DNC czar.
Everyone's a fucking czar now.
Is he a czar?
What is he now?
It's not a real title for anyone.
Trump keeps giving everyone the czar title.
He's one of five vice czar chairs of the DNC.
Which is kind of crazy.
I wouldn't have never thought that.
For him, wild career trajectory.
Being a survivor of the Parkland massacre and then continuing to speak out and then finding himself in this position.
Sure.
Graduating Harvard?
That's pretty wild.
But, yeah, I don't think we need to keep going down this path.
You get a full ride if you...
If you survive a mass shooting?
Survive, yeah.
Yeah, I think that that's what they're doing.
But sometimes people don't make it out of things like school shootings and sometimes, you know, these kinds of outbreaks.
It's baseball season, Jared.
Oh.
It's also measles season, apparently.
Denton County Health officials say there is some concern for more measles cases after an infected person visited several public locations, including going to a Rangers game.
Alright, so that's exciting.
It was George Bush, wasn't it?
You think George Bush is one of the patients?
Yeah, he owns it.
He owns the Rangers?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
That's kind of interesting.
Well, he used to.
I don't know if he still does.
Yeah, an infected person went to a Rangers game, which was attended by 39,000 people.
Very cool.
It's Denton County's first measles case this year.
Fox 4's Blake Hansen in studio with a warning now from health officials.
Blake.
Yeah, Heather and Steve, we've seen some of these individual cases with potential exposure pop up in other locations in North Texas.
So far, it's not turned into anything widespread locally, but at least one of the spots this person might have exposed others was pretty busy.
What was an otherwise ordinary day at the ballpark when the Dodgers visited the Rangers April 19th was not so normal because of what else might have been in the stands.
The reason for a press release is just that.
Denton County's public health...
What the hell's going on behind that guy's ear?
Did you see?
No, go back.
Yeah, he owned them.
He doesn't own them anymore.
Oh, okay, George Bush.
It looks like this guy got some sun or something.
I don't know.
Director, Dr. Matt Richardson, put out an alert late Wednesday.
A patient with measles visited Globe Life Field and several other locations in mid-April.
So there is some lingering concern about additional cases.
And again, as many people already know, the risk for additional cases really comes to the unvaccinated.
Among the locations, Denson County health officials say the person visited between April 19th and 22nd this Walmart on Main Street in Louisville.
Winco Foos on Main Street in Louisville.
Oh no!
I was rocking at the Winco!
Just a sec, let's see.
We've got a...
Bing, bing!
Someone's trying to log into our...
Hold tight.
Can I get in here, you guys?
Hold tight.
Let's see if I can do this.
No.
Come on, give me this.
I need this.
This is what I need.
You can't just fucking...
Oh my god.
Sorry, folks.
I can't let him in.
It's not letting me put him in.
Don't let him in.
Get him out of here.
Someone's trying to talk to us on Discord.
There he goes, there he goes.
Stupid.
Hey!
Hey, it's me!
Hey, come back on my show, Byron!
Okay, hey, RFK!
I just wanted you to know that I was at the Winkow.
I feel like I'm platforming him.
Should I?
Well, I'm platforming you.
This is my show, Double Slates.
Okay, Double Slates.
This is the show that RFK started.
I'm pretty sure this was our show, but okay.
Well, I will.
You thought wrong, bitch.
That's kind of fucked up to say.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Thanks, Eric.
I'm doing my best.
Cheryl, come look on the TV!
This sucks.
If you're just listening to the audio of this, I'm sorry.
We're just having a great time.
Watch it on Shrug.club.
Well, how about that?
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