EPISODE 63: A GOOD GUY WITH A HELICOPTER (APRIL 18TH, 2025)
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My name's Byron, and if you thought that just because Donald Trump was elected president, we're deporting green card carriers and U.S. citizen children with cancer, and that the judicial branch has been sawed off and is actively being burned, you might be a redneck.
That would mean that Steven Crowder would have a show based on anything other than victim grievance.
What show have you been listening to?
Polls aren't real, unless they're good.
Women are trying to kill us by doing job.
Everyone else is worse than us, especially if they're brown or black.
Just another day in the scared mind of Steven Crowder.
Across from me, a man who is not Italian at all, it's Dennis.
I'm out of a little.
Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
And our Lone Star brother in Occupied Texas, it's Jared.
I am Italian.
It's a you.
It's a you.
It's a me.
Tonight we're going to be running through the April 28th show of Louder with Crowder.
There is no Trump buyer's remorse.
Why the new poll numbers are PSYOP.
It's a Monday.
And remind me to never cover a Monday again.
I cannot imagine what he's like on a Monday, honestly.
Bad takes by the boys.
He doesn't run it all on the weekend, right?
I don't think so.
Nothing at all?
Super weekend, brain.
How are you guys?
How was your weekend?
It's been a while.
You know, I'm doing pretty good.
I will say that it's funny hearing this intro you have for us because I tune in to Matt Walsh occasionally.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm like, I want to hear him talk about tariffs or immigration.
No.
No, not at all.
We are going to talk a little bit about...
Actually, no.
Today was about the Netflix show Adolescence.
Yeah, they hate that shit.
Yep.
They hate it because it's attacking the red-pilled manosphere.
I mean, I guess.
Why are they doing that?
Why are they coming for their necks?
That's right.
They're going straight for the jugular.
Is that in your neck?
Yeah.
What did the manosphere do?
I don't know where the jugular is.
What's your weekend about?
I had lots of stuff.
I had lots of photo shoots.
I had lots of events.
Cool.
Just busy, man.
You DJ'd Queer Prom.
We did.
We DJ'd Queer Prom.
That was kind of fun.
That was really fun.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that was great.
Heart-filling kind of stuff.
It was awesome.
Oh, yeah.
What did you guys play?
What was the soundtrack?
It was disco-themed, so lots of Purple Disco Machine remixes.
I mean, it did a remix of 360 by Charlie XCX.
We did some Pink Pony Club.
We went there.
Okay.
Chapel.
Oh, of course.
Did you bust out the ER dub?
I played 45 minutes of the original soundtrack remix.
We got a ticket.
A bathroom break.
They kept asking me to turn it off and down, and I said up and down.
What would Dr. Green say?
All right.
We should probably talk about Steven, but before we do, we need to take a second and thank some folks who are supporting us over at Shrug.club.
Hello, Shrug Nation.
Whoa!
Whoa!
That's the home of all things.
Too hot for the RSS feed, which double salutes.
People really responded well to our little...
I mean, it's the most patriotic show on the internet.
It clearly is.
It really is.
I don't know why anyone wouldn't be.
You've got to use two hands to salute.
Yeah, to get them both up.
There's other Shrug Club exclusives over there.
We've got so many pics of Josh's belly.
It makes your head spin.
Yeah, definitely.
At least one.
Just one.
And it's all free.
Always will be.
But yeah, some folks chose to support us financially, and we...
We appreciate them and probably support them if they went to jail, especially if they whistle blew for us, right?
Yeah, well, I mean, I'll pay the legal fee of everybody.
We appreciate them.
I'll pay the legal fee of the whole world, yeah.
Benoit C. Benoit C?
Yes, thanks.
Oh, Benoit!
I was thinking of the Blink-182 song Benoit Balls.
Well, yeah, it's based on the French name, Benoit.
Yeah.
The Family Annihilator.
Oh, Chris.
Thanks.
You piece of shit.
And also Kimmerfest.
Kimmer?
Yeah, Kimmerfest.
Kimmerfest, thank you so much.
I really appreciate you.
That's so kind, thank you.
What a piece of shit.
If you like what we're doing and want to support us financially, you can do so.
And we will give you, in return, better content.
Is that a guarantee?
More content.
I'm trying my best.
Different content.
Well, it's subjective, I guess.
Yeah, visit shrug.club, join Shrug Nation, be a Shrug Clubber, and also be a...
Piece of shit.
Great.
All right.
Band-aid off, boys.
Welcome to the lineup.
It's Monday.
You tune in here, Rumble, live all day long, where, you know, you go from show to show.
You don't need to change that dial.
If you had a dial...
Don't need to.
This is the new stiff, cold-open style of Steven Crowder.
No sip.
He does a sip in a minute.
Oh, does he?
No, this is the transitional period between shows where he...
We have a lot we'll be talking about today.
Media malpractice.
I don't know if you know this, but the whole blue suit thing is BS.
We'll talk about that, what the media did to mislead you.
Also, the new polls show Donald Trump underwater.
Cool.
Fart noise.
Does the rundown and then starts the show.
Okay, so he does it Matt Walsh style.
I guess that's how it works, right?
I'm not familiar with the program.
Yeah, he does lots of like, up on the show today, you're going to hear about transgender people.
Yeah, great.
Thanks for giving me a heads up.
I might want to...
So Vince gets done.
Steven tells the folks what they're looking forward to next.
You don't have to turn the dial because this is the lineup.
Do you think someone sits and watches the lineup on their TV?
Oh my god, a full fucking day of the lineup?
I should stream a full day of me watching the lineup.
That's a tier.
That's gotta be a Shrug.club tier.
Yeah, we'll do a Saturday.
We could get a guest, a special guest.
For every show on the lineup.
We definitely should, yeah.
That's not a bad idea.
Not too bad.
What did we have?
We had fart noise about the polls and then the suit controversy.
Controversity.
Controversity.
There's no way that's an episode title, right?
Okay, this is getting too meta.
Remember the helicopter crash that took place early on in President Trump's tenure?
He said it could be DEI related, and everyone said that he was sexist.
Well, it turns out it was a female pilot who directly refused to listen to a man, and people died, but ain't that a story as old as time?
Or as old as, at least, a woman was taken from a man's rib.
So we're going to talk about that and more.
Welcome, Bongino Army.
Drop and give me 20, Bongino Army.
Oh, boy.
where the Bongino army is typically standing up and going and taking an hour-long hemorrhoid shit.
*laughter*
People fucking hate Rumble, by the way.
This is from his comments for this episode.
This is from Kevin1174528.
He said, stop doing the fucking two-minute bull shot.
I think that's a mistype to start.
Rumble fucking sucks.
Can't fast forward.
Worth a shit.
It doesn't fast forward.
You gotta click the thing a bunch.
15 seconds at a time, bud.
AmandaK2281 said, Fuck Rumble.
The on-streaming service.
I can't fucking stream.
I love you, Crowder, but if this shit persists, I'm not gonna continue to pay for it.
Been mug member for years.
I currently have the worst experience as of late than ever.
Well, as of late then ever.
Please fix it.
Or I, as one individual, that now may affect you nor that you could possibly notice, have no effect on your company, will stop paying my $89 yearly contribution to you.
Thanks.
You know when you complain about, you know, autocorrect just doesn't let me live.
They want the freedom.
They want to be uninhibited.
That was...
Loose.
As of late than ever is my favorite thing.
Listen up, Tim Apple.
It's great.
Get out of my phone.
That's so funny.
Stay out of my bedroom.
As of late than ever.
I mean, yeah, you guys got a hell of a show to look forward to, right?
Yeah, I love it.
I feel like I need to watch one episode, at least.
We'll do it on the stream, huh?
Yeah, after an extended ad...
You'll be the guest for that episode.
Nice.
For a finance company featuring a shirtless Tim the Tool Man trying to remove stitches from his...
Back.
For real.
It looked like he had like a cyst removed or something.
Whoa.
Tim Allen is doing that?
No, no.
Tim the tool man.
Oh, okay.
I thought actual Tim Allen was doing an ad for a finance company.
It's kind of cool to see.
Yeah.
Josh shows up and offers to help him take him out.
He pulls out a pair of bolt cutters and then...
And then cuts his dick off.
No.
What?
I think that's what they try and do.
Like a dumb cut my dick off joke.
No.
They help him with the stitches.
Okay.
Because it's a finance company.
What does that have to do with Stitches?
Right?
Josh says that if you start today, you can delay two mortgage payments, which is kind of cool.
Matt Walsh has a similar ad.
I bet it's the same company.
I don't want to plug him.
Are they the new Tom Selleck doing reverse mortgages?
Well, I mean, the average age of a viewer of Rumble is probably 45 to 50, right?
I mean, yeah, but Tom Selleck says that if it was bad for seniors, he wouldn't do it.
Great point.
We jump in on the other side of the intro music, Strange Animals.
We hear a lot from the media about buyer's remorse.
Trump voters, buyer's remorse.
Oh, he's got that buyer's remorse.
Have you met anyone who has that?
Genuine question.
Now, I've met a few people saying, well, you know what, he better start delivering on Promise, you know, XYZ, for example, the Epstein list, things like that, where people are disappointed that he hasn't gone as hard in the paint as they would like, but I haven't heard anyone disappointed because, oh, I thought we wouldn't have this division in something, something, something New York Times.
So, let me know if you've met anyone, or, hey, if you're one of them.
Question of the day.
I don't personally know anyone because I live in an echo chamber.
I don't allow many people into my circle.
I haven't talked to many people about Trump who were not already associated with their feelings for him before.
But I've noticed a lot of people being a little bit more quiet.
Yeah, they're hushing up.
Yeah, I definitely don't see as much of it.
Just anecdotally, working and shipping and receiving and stuff like that, there's like...
The truck drivers have to speak English law that just got passed.
Did you guys see this?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, so it went into effect this week.
We've already had people being pulled out of their vehicles and arrested on the spot for not being able to read a couple of sentences that they're just kind of handing over to them.
So I like, you know, the broad swath painting.
These are people who have jobs.
I don't know who they voted for necessarily, but I think a lot of them probably did vote for Trump.
And I also know that literacy in the South isn't that good.
I don't know if that's going to be effective for a certain skin tone of truck driver or if that's going to affect all of them, but we've already seen it.
One time, at least.
Listen up, man.
If there's anything that we need right now, it's disruptions in the supply chain.
Of course.
Difficulty of getting products.
Yeah, exactly.
That's definitely what I think.
That's how we bring prices down.
Wait, what?
We bring prices down by arresting the people who bring us stuff.
Steven's saying that he's disappointed with Trump not releasing the Epstein files.
He never promised to do that.
He said, oh, maybe.
Actually, there's a lot of good people caught up in that situation.
I don't want to ruin anyone's life.
But people are certainly There's a statistic here which I think that he's referencing as a positive but it says that It's a Navigator research poll that found 11% of Trump voters wish they didn't vote for him, and another 16% are, quote, disappointed.
Sure.
Which may not sound like a lot, but you have to remember how much Trump won by.
That's substantial.
11% of people saying they wish they hadn't.
That's a big deal.
That's pretty big.
That's 7 million people.
He doesn't bring up the fact that there's people who were doged who voted for Trump that felt like they were secure, insulated from it.
Here's the thing.
I don't think you realize this, but a lot of people, the true patriots, they actually recognize that their jobs were pointless and resigned early before Trump even got knocked off.
Oh, is that right?
Because they're patriots.
Yeah, exactly.
They're patriots.
And they said, you know what?
This is wasteful.
I'm going to...
Stop this job and then shut down the office.
I've seen so many posts on X like this.
This person said, My husband was laid off last month and is struggling to find work.
With just one unpromising interview, just two years ago he was flooded with multiple job offers within and chose the best.
We voted for Trump to avoid this economic downturn and it's hitting us hard.
Sad face.
Well.
And another person.
Excuse me.
Here said, Dear Mr. President, I worked for a medical center up until yesterday when I was laid off due to Medicaid cuts you made.
And not just me, but many hardworking patriots who voted for you twice, like me.
What are your thoughts about this, Mr. President?
Respectfully.
Hey, don't hate me, but you ruined my life.
And all of my friends.
Excuse me, sir.
Tapping him on the shoulder.
And then there's stuff like this.
I think I regret voting for Trump.
I'm the only autistic Trump supporter, and now I hear one of the people Trump hired is making a fucking national autistic person registry?
I probably just voted myself into a Nazi regime.
Yeah.
Quite possibly.
Whoops.
So many people saying that, hey, there's no virus for most in the comments, but there are some people who did say a couple things, and I am going to continue digging into the comments of these episodes.
I think they're actually pretty telling.
Of his episodes?
Yeah, yeah.
This is from Neo Black Crystal.
I don't know.
No, I've not met anyone with, quote, buyer's remorse about JDT.
I know people who are watching closely as they always should and people who are getting impatient, which, while understandable, I say, hold.
Hold!
Hold.
Yeah, they did say it twice.
It is going to take time to reverse the massive damage done to America by decades of governmental abuse and fraud perpetrated upon we the people by the criminally socialist leftards.
Leftoids.
It's an entitled case.
I like that.
Criminally socialist leftoids.
Patience, Yago.
Patience.
What's that from?
No idea.
They are moving quick as possible while facing opposition at every turn.
This is just that person from the Meat Boys who says, when you shit your pants after eating rock chicken, it's because the bacteria is getting the bad stuff out.
That's a great analogy.
When I searched what they wrote on there, it just pulls up a clip from, of course, you guessed it, Aladdin, where Jafar says, patience, Iago, patience.
Did Steven write this himself?
Oh, he called him Iago.
Y-A-G-O.
Iago.
Not Iago.
And this is Balzanya says.
Balzanya?
That's actually pretty good.
That's a great pun.
It's spelled like lasagna for those who are just watching or just listening.
Might not be turning on him.
But any small business owner who relies on an element of Chinese production is absolutely at their wits end with Trump.
So every small business owner.
Every small business owner in the United States.
Wow.
Every single one of them.
Yeah, we have to fly ours in on Tuesday.
I don't think I can find something not made in China in the electronics world.
Especially not elements of it.
Totally, yeah.
I mean, all my camera gear is made in Thailand and Japan and stuff.
But plenty of stuff made in China.
Well, cool.
This felt familiar.
Captain Morgan, CEO.
How are you?
Doing well.
How are you?
I am.
Well, I'm better.
I lost more than 10 pounds this weekend.
Did you?
Yep.
He's back.
He's doing 75 hard.
75 hard.
Say it 75 hard.
Nope, he's not.
He is.
I was pretty sick last week, and it lasted all the way through Sunday.
Never keep me from winning the game again.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm back, though.
I'm here, and I'm quite feeble.
You guys ever had that?
A stomach bug or food poisoning lasts like four days?
I never had.
I was this close to going to the hospital, which I've never done for that because at a certain point, it's just a mathematical equation.
Liquid in, liquid out.
Sick through Sunday.
Big old fart at the end.
Some things never change.
You get the cold open, but the start of the show remains.
Is he a meat boy?
Why, come on.
Do you think he's one of the meat boys?
He could be one of the meat boys.
He could be trying out the little raw milk lifestyle.
You think he's talking to Owen in the comments, and he's trying to get some...
Hey, man, how do you get that physique?
The physique of a 12-year-old?
If anyone's curious about the Meat Boys, you should tune in to an episode of Double Salutes.
No, are they?
I don't think they're at Shrug.club.
I guess I could post them there.
Yeah, Meat Boys on Double Salutes.
That's where you're going to find the video.
Our YouTube channel, you could also check them out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one-offs.
He's sick again.
That's kind of cool.
It's been a while.
I know that I've kind of sporadically been popping in and out because of the offensive level of bad the show has been lately.
Sure.
But it seems as if maybe he was only sick because...
Joe Biden was president.
He was sick on election day, barfing in a bucket next to him.
Was he?
Yeah.
And I think that was the last time I recall him being ill.
I feel like we haven't really...
I mean, Trump's America.
Everything's better.
We haven't done too many of the weekly episodes this year.
That's true.
What does RFK Jr. have to say about Steven's illness?
*Rolling*
Can't do it.
We're not letting it.
No, no, no.
We're not doing it.
I was like, oh wait, that's a cue.
I don't know if I could really do it right now.
I'll be honest with you guys.
My throat felt bad the next day.
What if you got it?
Yeah, it's like the make a silly face and then it sticks that way.
My mom always said it.
Hey, you guys.
I got a real problem with my wife.
We've got a comedian in third chair.
How are you, Mr. Josh Firestein?
I'm good.
I got buyer's remorse.
Really?
Not for Trump.
I brought this thing called Brozempic.
It's supposed to help me lose weight and be cool.
Hasn't done either.
No, it just makes you douchey.
Like, bro, I gotta switch, bro.
When it goes down, bro, you don't even know, bro.
Like, I just see red, bro.
A lot of courtesy laughs.
Those telling pauses at the end of Crowder jokes, between that and his crew laughing, those moments, those are the ones I live for.
That's a deep moment.
Those give me a lot of joy.
What was he even referencing?
A switch?
Like a switch, like you flip a switch and then you become...
Angry, I guess?
I don't know.
I thought we were talking about Nintendo.
I got a pre-order.
No pre-orders are off.
They refunded those, I thought.
Oh, did they refund them for real?
Because of the tariffs, yeah.
This first story, though, doesn't matter even a little bit.
So this picture, with a caption, has gone viral on X. And here's the picture, and it says, The American mind cannot comprehend this.
And as of now, it has like 65 million views.
Jeez.
Because you see two men playing in what looks like it could be Italy.
Maybe France.
I can't exactly tell.
Checkers.
Playing some kind of a game at a pub and a lady smoking a cigarette seemingly doing nothing.
Yeah, it seems like the gang got a subscription to Newsweek lately.
Okay.
This non-story came out the night before this episode.
The title, Millions View Photo That American Mind Can't Comprehend.
It's kind of like just taking a small viral story and re-skinning it the way that most of the news stories are these days.
Sure, yeah.
The picture is exactly as he described.
I don't know.
Cool guys, sunglasses, open shirts, sipping drinks, playing games.
That's a nice flowy shirt, dude.
That shirt looks like it'd be comfortable on the beach.
I completely agree.
Let the wind rip right through you.
From the article, the picture itself features a beautiful young woman wearing a dress and smoking a cigarette next to two men sitting on a table which has multiple pints of beer on a side street which has multiple tables of people eating and drinking outdoors.
No way that wasn't written by AI.
That's fully just like, this picture has a woman in a pink dress standing on a gray sidewalk.
They go on the image was taken in Maribel Maribel in Spain my bed Is reflective of European cafe culture a tradition of socializing dining and working in cafes which date back to the 17th century and can often involve the consumption of alcohol and cigarettes.
Cafe culture can often denote a slower pace of life with a focus on spending time with your friends and family and enjoying life.
It sounds like They carbon dated cafe culture.
Kind of, right?
There's been signs of cafe culture as far back as the 17th century.
We found table leg divots in the ancient Rome.
We've seen evidence of men smoking and drinking with women smoking, standing behind them for centuries.
Wonderful.
Never a place at the table.
I mean, this is a very harmless post that Stephen has taken somewhat personally.
He has more to say about this?
Mm-hmm.
Just having lunch on the sidewalk.
Yeah, and a lot of comments are like, well, yeah, because Americans just, you know, they don't work to live.
They live to work.
And in Europe, they have it figured out.
You know, they have much more work-life balance.
And I do understand, you know, you don't want to be like Japan in the 90s where you have to avoid just thousands of...
Plummeting tiny bodies because people live in the office and they're killing themselves.
Yeah, there does need to be a balance and family should be a value that you seem higher than, for example, work.
But Europe, just to be clear, and this is where I sort of part ways with some of the white supremacists, not nationalists, but white supremacists, has contributed and created pretty much nothing.
For a century and a half?
This is where you part ways.
This is where he draws a line.
With white supremacists.
I think he's implying that Europe is a bunch of elitists who...
Well, he's got evidence and we'll get into it.
But no, no one gives a fuck.
Does Stephen know what makes life good?
It's not production.
It's work, I think, usually.
Yeah, you know what?
Hiding from your wife.
If I could do this, if I could chill, I would smoke if it meant that I could just smoke on the street and have this day.
Wouldn't that be cool?
Yeah, it's hard smoking.
Every once in a while, I think that I want to start smoking.
It looks very cool.
This guy looks very cool.
Flowey shirt, cigarette.
He's pretty cool.
He's reaching for his friend's lighter.
They're sitting around playing games.
Hey, don't mind me.
I'm just trying to snag that.
In Spain, they have a higher minimum wage than we do here.
Well, Stephen decides that at this moment, he's got to stand up for old glory.
He's got to say everyone and everything else fucking sucks and is bad.
So, let me give you some stats on this as to why the United States is a better country than Europe.
And I know Europe is not a country, but take any country in Europe.
We're better.
So, give you an idea.
There are, well, first off, more people want to move here than to Europe.
There are three times as many Europeans moving to the United States than Americans moving to Europe.
That's it.
It's pretty tough.
To argue with those numbers.
He's referencing a study from the Mises Institute.
It's their Mises Wire.
Three times as many Europeans moved to the U.S. than the other way around.
And this is from, hold tight, June 12, 2018.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Which references a report from the Pew Research Center titled Origins and Destinations of the World's Migrants.
Oh, wow.
This is from 1990 through 2017.
Okay, okay.
That seems like relevant stuff.
Sure.
Migration data that is seven years old shows patterns have actually shifted.
Today, the number of Europeans moving to the U.S. is declining, while the number of Americans relocating to Europe...
Can you double-check that?
I just heard that it's not.
Okay, I'll just look again at all the stuff I did today.
Yes, that is accurate.
Yeah, it seems to have shifted a bit.
Using studies from the Migration Policy Institute, they've determined that Europeans now make up only 10% of U.S. immigrant population, which is down 75% since 1960.
Yeah, that decline is especially significant amongst Western and Southern Europeans, with most new arrivals coming from Eastern Europe.
Often driven by geopolitical events like the war in Ukraine.
Sure.
Refugees or people just kind of getting out of there.
Yeah, and I think the U.S. is probably better than a place currently undergoing war.
Likely.
Yeah, not in culture, of course.
No, of course not.
Only in personal safety.
So using MPI data from 2022, I can tell you that the number of U.S. folks moving to Europe rose by 28%, which countries like France, Spain, Germany, the Netherlands, Italy, and Portugal being popular choices.
The reasons that people cite often is a mix of lifestyle preferences like work-life balance, safety concerns, and political dissatisfaction amongst Americans.
Yeah.
Rosie O'Donnell, for example.
Well, of course.
Yeah.
Is she still over there in Ireland?
I have no idea.
Not sure.
But I think, you know, probably the reason why is because there were all those people who needed to get out of Biden's America.
Gross, right?
That's why.
Yeah, exactly.
Slower pace back then, huh?
Oh, yeah.
All those naps.
Yep.
Ice cream cones.
Excuse me.
I miss it.
Smoking cigarettes now.
Our income is about 35% higher than the average in the EU.
Our disposable income is higher.
It's about two times the EU average.
So sorry about the sloppy clip chops here.
He just gishes everything together sometimes.
Sure.
Why do you think US wages are higher than the EU?
I don't know.
I got four reasons.
Okay.
So the U.S. has a much greater income inequality than Europe.
Like the richest Americans earn disproportionately more, which skews the average.
I'm glad I'm one of the rich ones.
I mean, you're definitely more well-off than a lot of bad people.
I am.
A lot of poor folks.
Yes, I'm thankful.
Who are bad.
I did say bad.
Thanks for catching that.
Oh man, I'm glad I'm one of the rich ones.
Yeah, as opposed to the bad ones.
I'm not letting myself let that slip up.
That's fine, yeah.
I gave you opportunity, man.
I gave you a way out, just like that one interviewer gave Trump a way out of the MS-13 tattoo.
No, listen.
Okay, listen.
I gotta just say this.
And poor people are bad.
I gotta get this out on the table.
The only MS that was on that man's hands was MS Paint, motherfucker.
Get out of here with that shit.
Oh, I love that.
Send that to Jonathan Stewart.
Yeah.
Number two.
U.S. salaries are much higher, especially in major cities, which often reflect higher costs of living as well, particularly for housing and even health care.
They said disposable income, though, so they're obviously talking about things like diamond buying.
We'll get to that.
Also, Europeans pay higher taxes, but...
They also receive more public services, like universal health care, subsidized education.
They pay for shit and they get shit?
Yeah, social safety.
Well, it might take a little bit.
I'm just kidding.
Sounds like socialism, dude.
And those things are not reflected in take-home pay, but they do improve the quality of life quite a bit.
You're not so worried about losing everything you own if you get sick.
Finally, European countries have more compressed wage structures due to stronger labor protections.
Collective bargaining, higher minimum wages, union stuff, which raises the floor on low-income workers but limits very high incomes.
Sounds like a hellhole.
Yeah, what a nightmare, huh?
I wish that I had more disposable income so I could spend more money on medicine.
Yeah, I want to hand as much as I can over to these guys.
I want to get rid of insurance but not replace it with anything.
Just get my costs away.
I don't even want the insurance.
I just want to give them the money.
This is American infrastructure and this is like how we win.
Okay?
We win by investing directly into our insurance companies with no expectation.
Kill me, dude!
Kill me!
Alright, so it's not always quantity, though.
No.
And something that people will often see is like, well, they have a higher quality of life in a lot of these European countries.
That is true.
That is true.
Now, it's not really fair to compare, for example, making a socialized health care system work in a Norwegian country that is the population and size of Rhode Island.
If everyone in Rhode Island was the exact same race, from the same lineage, with the same history, same work ethic, I'm willing to bet that you could make some kind of socialized health care system work.
That's not what we have in a country of 340 million people that is quite diverse.
Do you need to be a homogenous race in order for health care to work?
I mean, he always references Denmark as the only country that he believes works that way because it's 90% white.
Yeah, it really sounds like he's like, well, if they had no black people in Rhode Island, we could do universal health care.
That's kind of what he's implying here, which is pretty gross, to bring race and ethnicity into this.
Yeah, it's very gross.
Just blame that.
Yeah, and you know what?
I'll be honest.
I'd be happy to pay more in taxes if I had universal health care.
Wouldn't it be great?
Yeah, I'm already paying that money in health care.
Yeah, we're already paying into just a busted up system of health care.
I could yell about health care and insurance forever because it makes me so mad.
Oh, man.
I spent a while on the phone this week because my pharmacy can't seem to figure out.
How to process a debit card.
Oh, you got hymns?
Yeah, finally.
I got, well, and so actually I had them just send me just like lines of finasteride because I'm trying to get that werewolf face.
Hell yeah, dude.
I didn't know you could, did they do it in powder form?
Well, if it's not, I'm going to crush it up, yeah.
Who cares about your gut, dude?
Just blast your gut and get hair all over your face.
I'm parachuting finasteride.
I don't even got a problem.
Let's just fucking do it.
I'm trying to get fingernails on really, dude.
I'm trying to get in the Guinness book.
Clack, clack, clack.
You're going to hear me typing on the computer over here.
Taking notes.
Like, what is that?
Like, that's my 30. That's the other show.
So, listen.
Something really big.
A huge anniversary happened this week.
I think yesterday.
One year since the divorce.
No, that would have been fun, huh?
No, it's the big 1-0-0.
D-A-Y-S.
100 days.
Trump's term is officially 6.84462697% over as of yesterday.
You know, that makes me actually feel okay.
6%?
I don't know.
I don't feel very good about it.
I feel a weird amount of trust in percentages.
As soon as they start moving at all, I'm on board.
The numbers are moving.
They're moving.
How do you think Trump's done, huh?
Let me check my...
Shut the fuck up.
Doesn't matter.
You're wrong.
Let's first go on to this, the 100-day anniversary.
That's tomorrow.
And, of course, according to the media and according to the polls that they will thrust upon you, he is failing on every front.
Tuesday marks 100 days in office for President Trump's second term.
Tonight, our new CBS News poll finds his approval rating has dropped eight points since his inauguration.
It's one of the worst, if not the worst, first hundred days I've seen, certainly in my lifetime, of any administration, and maybe in the whole history of the country.
Trump's first hundred days in office have been a, quote, unadulterated disaster.
He did not win.
The first hundred days.
He lost the first hundred days.
Tuesday marks 100 days in office for Trump, whose approval rating is sinking.
Guys, a homo.
Got his ass.
You would have thought that they would have done it to, uh, fuck, what's her name?
Amy Schumer's cousin.
Who?
Of course.
Come on, man.
They're mad that people are criticizing one of the most chaotic transitional periods.
And his approval rating from the people is very real.
We'll talk a bit about that in a minute.
I will say that NPR threw some mega shade at him today.
Oh, yeah?
Well, they're going to get shut down soon anyways.
Yeah, they just put a clip from his speech and he said, we've done so much winning.
And they just listed all the things that he did wrong.
Like a huge list, like a comically huge list from NPR was very nice to hear.
Janine Herbst just called me saying, Trump's been deporting migrants and ruining the country with tariffs and firing judges and it was great.
Almost like 60 Minutes, you see that?
Yes.
I can't remember the guy's name that stepped down.
The editor of 60 Minutes stepping down and then them saying...
Basically, he stepped down because he didn't feel like he could journalistically continue in an honest way.
Paramount buying them or whatever.
Paramount was in the middle of a merger that needed to be approved by the Trump administration.
Cool.
Media is great.
Awesome.
But here's the thing.
If you look at this, and yeah, polls are kind of a bellwether sometimes, but they can be used to manipulate public opinion.
So I know everyone's going to say, well, see, you only use polls when it's convenient.
No, no.
We only use polls when it seems as though The methodology is robust.
Right away, what stuck out to me is they have him at negative seven on immigration.
So hold on a second.
He ran on immigration.
The majority of Americans supported deportation.
The majority of Americans supported closing the border.
The majority of Americans thought that Biden was awful on the border.
And the majority of Americans thought that Trump and Republicans were better on the border than Biden and Democrats.
Correct?
But for some reason, in the first hundred days...
Where he's lasered in and actually started deporting people, and we have seen the record lowest number of border apprehensions, people trying to get in.
He's doing worse?
It's the Crowder Math moment of the day.
Does Stephen know that people are allowed to change their mind?
Well, and you can also be in support of border control and not like all the, you know, constitutional crisis triggering sketchy deportations.
Not the fucking concentration camp at Seacott.
Huge difference between saying like, yeah, we should probably have fewer crossings on the border.
Yeah, gosh, you know, there's all those rowdy kids in the neighborhood.
I shot them all, honey.
Excuse me?
You killed all those boys?
What?
You wanted me to fix it, I fixed it.
Yeah, I saw this really good trick where you put a purse on the back of your car and you leave your garage door open.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
God.
What a story.
Fuck, man.
How about that?
Throwback.
I'm getting my memories of Facebook arguments about that.
Yeah, we're talking about a local issue where a teen was lured into a garage and a guy took advantage of a stand-your-ground law.
And killed him.
Yeah, it was not great.
Shot him with a shotgun.
Hiding in his garage.
Yeah.
16. Polls, right?
Here's why that stuck out, because people agree with Donald Trump on deporting illegal aliens by a 50-48% spread.
And another poll that you see here on ABC.
And people still trust Trump over Democrats by over 7 points.
He's not underwater.
He's at plus 2. So this one poll that everyone is citing...
Hasn't met his lowest in 80 years, but immediately, you know, it can't be trusted on immigration.
So the one poll he's talking about is the ABC News Washington Post Ipsos poll, which puts him in 39%.
But there's a handful of polls that kind of match up here.
CNN, SSRS poll, 41%.
Pew Research poll, 40%.
More like Pew Pew, get it out of here.
Well, this one might be liberal.
More like Ew Research.
NPR, PBS, News Merit poll.
National Pussy Radio.
Excuse me?
42%.
Also, there's an ABC News Stay Tuned poll and a New York Times Sienna poll.
Both of those are 45 and 42, respectively.
If it's on a rumble, I don't trust it.
A rumble poll that just pops up at the bottom of the screen and 100 people vote on it.
Most of them in slur form.
Cool.
Great.
Regardless.
I mean, he's assuming that his audience isn't going to look up this, and minimizing the impact of this poll is just...
God, I just cannot believe.
I was on a jog the other day, and this happens when I'm trying to clear my mind, and it popped in my head, like, do you think in any world if Biden or Kamala Harris would have won that our podcast would have been just a show...
entirely batting and rah-rah-rah-ing the president as if they're like a cool-ass celebrity.
We were around when Biden was around.
Yeah, we didn't do that.
No, we don't care about Biden.
But what is this show and what are most of these conservative shows?
What is Trump to a handful, not a majority, but a significant amount of Americans?
Their identity.
It's huge.
And it definitely, it's...
Something will happen and they will just defend him to the ends of the earth.
Yeah.
And we never did that.
We're buying the merch.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Think about, like, presidents in our lifetime where I'll just, like...
I look up and see my Biden water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those are his tears.
It's different.
But most of us, if not all of us, have...
Well, you know, clearly not all of us, of course, but Bill Clinton looking at that and being like, well, that's, like, abuse of power, you know, and, like, don't really like that.
Barack Obama, well, that's a fucking war criminal right there, you know?
Sure.
We can be critical of all these people and say that there's things that they did that we liked, I suppose, but I think it's much easier just to not have those conversations when you're part of that.
The one thing that I know, just looking at comments and people who are with the human centipede on Trump, just sort of that, and this is a broad swath, but from what I've seen, these people have an issue with Talking or speaking to what's being said to them directly.
It's always goalposts moving and it's always a wait and see sort of situation.
If it's not a wait and see, it's a what about it.
There's an endless way to get out of that conversation and that's all I ever see is people taking it.
And then when people do try to take it on, say Charlie Kirk or something like that, when you see those in social media, they pull things out like...
Well, fetus means little person in Latin.
And it's like, this is the most dishonest conversation that I could be listening to right now.
But this is like the currency of those conversations.
And it's just like, there's no fruit.
It's fruitless.
Well, for all of these folks, I think if you took a Trump quote and attributed it to Biden, they would hate it.
You attributed it to Trump, they would love it.
But it's not a cult.
It's not a cult at all.
And that's it.
The people who support Trump...
They want to make the numbers work for their ideas.
That's it.
It's just like anti-vaxxers.
They'll find the one study, however unscientific or failed it is, and they'll use that for their entire...
Well, the enemy is the consensus.
And the problem is that they're getting closer and closer to actually crossing the line into being, you know, the majority.
Sure.
My theory is they're just not going to know how to handle it when they can no longer be the victim.
I think that that's when things are really going to get interesting.
You're not wrong.
You know what's interesting?
Polls!
Now, Mark Mitchell, who's been on the show, I believe he'll be on sometime this week, over there does unbelievable work at Rasmussen, he said that Donald Trump, and according to his data, which has been remarkably accurate in comparison to other pollsters, the approval is almost exactly the same as Biden at this point.
Meaning Biden within the first 100 years.
And in 2024, Rasmussen was the most accurate pollster, if not one of, but some, depending on the metrics, the.
And Ipsos...
The famous poll right now that is being said everywhere, one of the least accurate pollsters.
How is Stephen determining accuracy?
Well, I have a little bit of information that kind of breaks down accuracy, but again, it's just such a subjective thing.
Rasmussen's accuracy, it's varied considerably over the last couple election cycles.
For example, 2012, during the presidential election, it ranked 24th out of 28 polls in accuracy according to Fordham University.
How accuracy was that Fordham University study?
How accuracy was it?
Hmm.
Someone better rank universities on it.
Accuracy, and then we'll get to the bottom of this.
Yes.
And then we need to continue.
We have to rank the ranker.
Who's going to rank the ranker?
Exactly.
And then they also placed 20th out of 23, according to 538, rest in peace, pimps, with an average error of 4.2%.
That's a...
That's a lot of points.
That's a lot of points.
But then in the 2018 midterms, Rasmussen actually had the largest error among major pollsters, missing the national House vote by nearly 10 points.
However, this is where Stephen would want you to pick up.
2020, during the presidential election, they performed a little bit better ranking.
The third most accurate pollster for that cycle was an average error of 2.8 points for the late polls.
But yes, that's clearly not consistent.
And of course, Rasmussen is known for their slight Republican or pro-GOP bias.
And that bias is due to some of their methodological choices.
But also Ipsos, they're not innocent.
They are fairly accurate.
And one of the mostly factual pollsters, according to 538, rest in peace, they were accurate apparently 68% of the time with a slight left-leaning Democratic bias of 1.8.
Both of those would be considered fairly accurate and not...
You know, I don't give a shit.
Okay.
Like, polls don't matter to me.
Polls kind of matter.
I like polling.
I spend a lot of time listening to Galen Darup.
I think it's interesting, but I'll look at all the polls.
The poll is just going, oh wow, people are really turning on Trump, I guess, maybe.
But I see it more in anecdotal things.
Sure.
I guess, yeah, I could see that.
I would never use a poll to decide how I feel about Trump.
The poll is a result of how I feel.
It's not like...
Speaking of opinions, though, like this Mark Mitchell guy who now works as the Rasmussen, whatever his role is there, he's the head there.
He, in his tweet that Stephen threw up on screen, it says, okay, here's the most important takeaway from all my posts today.
Trump approval drop is a psyop.
I fucking knew it, dude.
I fucking knew it.
His policies are popular and will remain popular.
Biden was a failed president and Trump is polling mostly like Obama.
Sounds like a nice, accurate study.
Well, it doesn't appear that way because I'm looking at this.
And this is the image that he posted.
Context.
And then if you look here at January, February, March, April, here at Obama's approval is way up here.
It says purple line.
I'm not going to post this anywhere so no one can see what we're talking about.
But if you look at Trump's dramatic stumbles here, he's not anywhere near Obama, really.
No.
Like 10 points below.
At least 5 points below.
So is he gaslighting people by posting squiggly lines and assuming that no one's going to actually look at the information he posted?
I see Trump 1 and Trump 2. I mean, Stephen could be stating something incorrectly, but we're talking about the month of April.
Which is clearly represented here, and it does not save what Stephen's saying.
No, not at all.
Also, on Rasmussen's website, from Biden's first 100 days, it lists his approval rating at 53, but Trump's clearly at 42. From the website itself.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Well, I still don't give a shit.
Stephen's just talking and assuming that no one cares what he says.
He can make up whatever he wants.
Totally.
Yeah.
Love it.
This is a perfect example of the media trying to manipulate public opinion, using polls to try and sway public opinion, because they want to be the cool kids club.
They believe in the power of the mob.
Yeah, if we think it, you should too.
Your neighbor thinks it.
Yes.
Don't differ from your neighbor.
It could start a fight.
Well, even CBS's own poll, to give you an idea, you have to look through some different numbers in these polls and then see how they frame the questions.
So CBS, 61% on their poll agree that Trump is doing what he promised in the campaign.
And the most popular issue of his campaign across the board was deporting illegal aliens.
So none of this makes sense.
So it must be interesting to be Steven.
And to not let two things exist at once.
Well, what's crazy is that Stephen thinks that the poll being, is Trump doing what he said he would do?
What he promised, yeah.
What he promised.
And people saying yes to that doesn't mean it's a positive thing.
Yeah, they might be like, oh shit.
Yeah, he's doing exactly what he fucking said he would do because he's a fucking idiot.
He's doing all the things he promised.
Initially, I like that, but I don't like the way he's doing the things he promised.
What I think is that people...
People like us on the left would say, yeah, he's doing what he promised.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm a centrist.
Oh, you're right.
Sorry about that, dude.
Sorry.
I thought you were progressive.
But yeah, it's not inherently positive.
The poll says that Trump is exactly who he says he is.
Trump is exactly the kind of guy I thought he was.
That's the poll.
I mean, it's good.
98% think that.
Cool.
You hate polls.
100% of people like the food they like.
Duh!
I love food.
Honestly, I'm starving.
Dude, I had a Reese's Fast Break.
Oh, wow.
Classic candy.
Yeah, so good.
That is good.
It's honestly an underrated candy.
I don't hate polls.
They're just dumb.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of dumb, we're not going to talk about that anymore.
We're going to talk about...
You know, first there was Watergate, and then there was Irangate, Nipplegate, Janet Jackson.
Oh, man, that was my favorite gate.
Wienergate.
Ooh, John.
Was it Boner?
Anthony Wiener.
Of course.
No, who's the...
There's a John guy.
What are you talking about?
John Holmes, the porn star?
No, there was a John guy.
Not Anthony Wiener.
There's a John guy.
You're killing me tonight.
Jesus.
I'll work him out.
Anthony Wiener.
Nice.
Deflategate.
Oh, nice.
Classic.
With the balls.
Yeah.
Tom.
And now...
Suitgate.
Blue suitgate.
Even Trump in his blue suit at the Pope's funeral, it was like, why are you being the ugly American again?
You know, couldn't you just, like, show just a little respect?
Donald Trump is wearing a blue suit.
Shut up, snatch pass.
What?
He just does what the hell he wants.
How disrespectful that Trump is wearing a blue suit to a funeral.
Madeleine said, did he not have a black suit?
What if it was a tan suit?
Oh my god.
That would be that most epic troll.
That would be very funny.
If he was a real troll, he would do it.
Unfortunately, he's just like a big-headed weirdo.
So I've seen this picture.
And Stephen's going to share the picture that shows a bunch of other people in blue suits, right?
Well, clearly, yeah.
He's going to say that the New York Times cropped this intentionally to make it appear that he's an insensitive, obnoxious American.
Sure.
He is.
A blue suit at a funeral.
And, of course, this is all the news that's fit to print.
The New York Times was quick to criticize his fashion choice.
This comes from the New York Times.
Trump's blue suit at Pope's funeral draws attention because you want it to draw attention.
The Vatican asked Pope Francis funeral attendees to wear all black.
Trump wore a blue suit, which we'll get to.
You know, this doesn't exist in a vacuum.
See, the only person who wore a blue suit, is it actually considered disrespectful?
Are people offended outside of the talking heads?
I don't even know if I am offended, if I'm being real.
It's not.
It's just a man's funeral, and there was a...
A bit of a request.
He's like a pretty important figure to religion, something that you say that you are a big fan of.
Big, big fan.
I'm big on Catholics.
I can be the biggest Catholic that you could ever have a taste of.
Well, he wants to be Pope now, too.
I'm turning myself into an Easter bunny so you can make a big chocolate bunny out of me.
You could roll eggs with Hegseth all day.
God, I hate that guy.
It is hard when you hear his name and you picture his fucking face.
It's just his dumbass sideburn.
Yeah, I mean, it just seems pretty clear that the Vatican asked the funeral attendees to wear black and he wore blue and just because he wasn't alone in that misstep, it doesn't matter.
Maybe side-noted here, are you going to talk about that this is actually just photoshopped?
Is that what people really believe?
Okay, this is what you saw first.
This is overlay B10.
Okay?
This is the cropped picture that was making the rounds everywhere where it showed Donald Trump and then it showed only black suits around him.
Okay.
They used it.
They cropped it.
And some people even argue that some of the stuff that was circulated on social media, they used some blue saturation to try and, you know, highlight his blue.
Okay.
Here's the original uncropped picture and it shows many.
Many people there wearing blue.
So this is just a non-issue and it doesn't matter.
But the thing is that if you go look at the raw Getty image of that crowd, there's basically no one wearing blue in that picture.
The picture was absolutely photoshopped.
Here, I'll send it to you.
I'm on the fucking webpage right now, and you can see all of these same people.
One guy's wearing a purplish suit.
One guy to the left of that guy's wearing a really bright blue suit.
But if you look at the raw picture, they're all just in black suits.
Oh, no, there definitely was.
And, I mean, Stephen will talk a little bit about that.
There's others in black suits in this picture, or in blue suits even in this photo.
But there was manipulation on both sides.
I'm going to send you this.
Send it to me, yeah.
So you can see, like, the people around him.
Because there's not that many blue suits in it.
It's just a sea of black with, like, one dopey fucking idiot standing up front wearing blue.
Okay, like, especially if you, like, look at, like, the guys to the left.
The guys to the left of him.
Like, the guys wearing, like, the headgear and sunglasses that are, like, all the way to the left of that image.
Yeah, this is the original Getty.
This is hardly cropped.
It's not.
This is just a sea of black suits.
And there's one dumb fuck who's standing in blue in the front.
He sticks out like a sore fucking thumb.
Whatever Stephen's showing is a false image.
This is the original.
Well, the original's just dark.
Yeah, it's underexposed a little bit.
Probably nobody added saturation.
They just increased the exposure a little bit.
They didn't have a camera raw version of the photo, and they just cranked the brightness.
There's some curves adjustments just to make it a little bit brighter.
They didn't change the color, but regardless...
Just because other people ignored the rules doesn't mean that Trump didn't.
Trump has a higher reason to obey the rules because of the optics of him.
Steven, of course, if he was attending this funeral, he would have also been not dressed accordingly.
Damn, Al Gore standing next to frickin' Mike Pence.
I don't own a black suit.
Just to be clear, I own a navy blue and I own a charcoal suit.
Many people who work in business don't own black suits because black suits are...
You're wearing a tuxedo at that point, right?
It's for a black tie affair or a funeral.
Sometimes a funeral happens quickly and so a lot of people don't own...
I've worn a charcoal suit to a funeral.
How about you?
You can comment below.
Was everyone offended?
And what about all the more people?
I wore green to a funeral.
Really?
Well, I was in uniform.
Well...
Everyone was offended, Stephen, but only because you were there.
Yeah, it was because of your presence.
I do want to pull up a quick message from the comments here.
This is a good one.
This is from SM Shell.
I own and operate two funeral homes and only have navy blue suits.
Okay, cool.
Awesome.
Is one of those the one where they buried all the people or they just left them all in the basement?
We can't accuse him of negligence.
Doing the crossover?
But here's the thing.
For one, Stephen, just go buy a black suit.
Black suits are not tuxedos.
No big difference between tuxedos.
I mean, I wore a cummerbund and a bow tie.
I want him to show up at the Pope's funeral.
He's got tails, dude.
He's got the short coat with the long tails.
He's about to start conducting.
What a dipshit.
Yeah, I mean, buy another suit.
The Gannon casket dancers come out with the Pope.
Can you play that clip?
No, I'm not.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I'll help.
Cough and flop happening.
Guys, now we're just going to funeral talk.
One thing I'll say, when it comes to this specifically, it's just Donald Trump purposely disobeyed the rules.
He did it purposely for this attention.
New York Times lied on purpose, too.
Oh, you're right.
They definitely did.
How do you guys think Stephen ties his tie?
Do you think he does one of those dumb knots?
I think he uses YouTube every time.
Every time.
Right?
I think Stephen uses one of those knots that guys who listen to Disturbed do.
A Slipknot?
No, not a Slipknot.
Come on, don't put them in the same camp there.
The Eldridge Knot.
Not aficionados.
Ooh, take a peek at that.
Wonderful.
You know what, though?
Gerald says that maybe even...
Maybe ditch the tie altogether.
Because, of course, this isn't a...
It's not a time for mourning.
This is also the Christian church.
This should be a celebration of life.
This guy's in heaven right now.
Do you understand what the Bible says about how much better heaven is than earth?
We should be like, yeah, good job.
You made it.
What is this, a dirge?
Go to a black southern Christian funeral.
You'd be amazed at all the funny hats.
So by far, yeah, exhausting, I know.
By far, the most, I don't know, 10 to 1, the comments for this episode were Being mad that Gerald said the Pope is in heaven.
Whoa, really?
Yeah.
This is from Send the Asteroid.
It says, As a Catholic, I'm not the least bit offended by Trump's blue suit at the Pope's funeral.
But, Gerald, I wouldn't be so confident Pope Francis is in heaven.
Pope ain't in heaven, Gerald.
What Bible are you reading from?
Gerald, I have my strong doubts the Pope is in heaven.
Gerald just said the Pope is in heaven right now.
Are we talking about the man who would bless gay marriages?
Really, Gerald?
Really?
Gerald thinks the Pope's in heaven.
Crying emoji.
Oh, that one's by Djibouti Dub.
It is true.
Djibouti did say that.
Correction, Gerald.
The Pope is not in heaven, since only God knows the heart and salvation.
I guess I should not say, but probably not.
And then quotes a bunch of scripture.
Wonderful stuff.
And then this is a cool one that I just found.
Sure would be great if it didn't include Gerald.
The other guys are funny.
He is just such a dork.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree with that guy.
So many.
Comments about that, which is surprising to me, but I guess, again, I'm not an active Catholic who is obsessed with bigotry and hatred.
Sure, but there is a specific flow.
They just started nine days of mourning, and it's a specifically named thing.
When the Pope dies, there's very specific things that happen.
And it's a funeral.
You're allowed to be sad at a funeral, right?
Would Gerald say that to everybody?
He goes to every funeral just to crash it and say, be happy, your dead brother's in heaven.
Yeah, just anytime anyone's crying at a funeral.
Did he like Jesus?
He's in heaven now.
I'd rather the Westboro Baptist Church was here than to talk to you ever again.
Please leave.
You know, if I die and Gerald says it's my funeral, I'm going to come back to tell him to get the fuck out of my funeral.
The bottom line is that...
All of this fueled by the lying New York Times.
Yeah.
Okay.
New York Times lied.
Uncrop the picture.
Plenty of blue.
You win.
Unfortunately, on the right, there has been an altered picture showing a sea of blue suits that people are sharing, and this, of course, it's using the same tricks as the left, where it's incredibly oversaturated, so it looks like everyone's wearing a very bright blue, basically the color that Gerald is wearing right now.
It also looks very selective.
Like, they went in...
Selected people in that area.
And my point to you is I don't want you guys to share the lie, right?
Share my lie, but not that lie.
Well, because, of course, the New York Times did not lie.
This is from an article by Vanessa Friedman of the New York Times.
Oh, weird.
That's convenient.
Trump's blue suit at Pope's funeral draws attention.
This is what started this entire segment, was Stephen reading that.
That's a lie.
No one's talking about it.
President Trump, it seems, is fully committed to going his own way when it comes to international relations, even during the funeral of a pope.
On Saturday, as he joined other world leaders to pay his respects to Pope Francis, he stood in St. Peter's Square among President Emmanuel Macron of France, who was wearing black, Prime Minister Keir Starmer of Britain in black, President Javier Malay of Argentina, interesting, also wearing black, and Prime Minister Maloney of Italy in black as well.
Mr. Trump, he was wearing blue.
And not even dark midnight blue, but a clear sapphire-like blue with matching tie.
Amid all the black and cardinal red, it popped out like a sign.
The choice did not grossly violate the dress code for the event, which reportedly called for a dark suit with a black tie for men.
Prince William also appeared wearing blue, though a shade closer to navy, and former President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. wore a blue tie.
I wonder why he chose that.
That's the real scandal.
I mean, it's interesting.
I don't know why he would have done that, but Mr. Trump's look certainly skirted the edges, and that is kind of all they said about it.
I don't see how any of that is a lie or misleading.
Well, it's because...
Do you think it's critical?
It's a little snarky, but not even that snarky.
It's critical because Trump was being a narcissist at the Pope's funeral.
Yeah, he wanted to wear his...
This is my good suit.
He wanted attention.
He didn't care about the colors.
I wouldn't know.
You think he wanted attention?
Yes.
That's all Trump wants is attention.
I don't think he made a deliberate choice to...
That doesn't seem like a choice that would have been intentional, but I guess I don't know.
I think it's neglect more than, you know, malice.
I think it's malice.
He wants to be known as the guy who like, oh, people are going to pay attention to me.
You think he's like the kid who wears a cast at school when they sprain their wrist?
Kind of.
But no, it's like he went to the funeral.
And everyone's talking about him at the funeral.
And he likes that.
Huh.
That's true.
Stand off in the comments, folks.
I don't know.
So far outside of what my reality would be.
Oh, totally.
I would try and blend in.
I'd be like, oh, I don't want to look out of place.
Well, it's not about you, clearly.
Even if you just wanted to wear...
We all like...
Before I went to a wedding, I tried on an outfit that I was planning on wearing, and I was like, oh, this doesn't fit at all.
Like, something happened the past...
I always wear a white dress to a wedding.
Six months.
And then you're like, well, fuck.
I'm going to be underdressed or differently dressed than what I thought.
So, I guess that doesn't happen.
That doesn't happen to the President of the United States.
No, clearly not.
He's a wealthy man.
Yeah, you could say, hey, give me a fucking suit now, and anyone would get you a suit now.
He could wear a black suit.
He could have told most people there to give him their black suit.
He could have found another 6 '4", 245, 5% body fat guy.
Perfect body.
He could have asked any other football player for their suit.
Okay, and he's sort of, you know, athlete.
Yeah, exactly.
Plenty of NBA players would have given him the suit up.
Wonderful.
Okay, well, fuck.
This isn't fun.
Here's another example of media malpractice, and this one is kind of funny, but not really.
It isn't.
What do you think it could be, huh?
I already told you.
With more information being released surrounding the missteps made by a military pilot whose Black Hawk helicopter crashed into a passenger plane, killing 67 people.
This article came out in the New York Times, again.
And it actually had a whole briefing on what caused the January 29th, remember the Black Hawk crash in D.C. So, the article kind of places the blame on miscommunication.
You know, some congestion that was taking place, some systemic safety oversights.
But if you go deep, deep, deep, deep in the article, like at the bottom, they do mention, briefly, that the pilot was Rebecca Lobach.
And that the pilot, who was a woman, because remember, we're going to get to the dialogue of Donald Trump saying DEI, and everyone got furious about it.
This pilot got the altitude wrong, was flying too high despite warnings, and ignored direct instructions.
To change directions.
I know.
I don't want to do it either.
I really don't.
This is just Stephen going, oh, they said it wasn't DEI, but it was a fucking woman, so why else would she be flying a plane?
So, yeah.
Basically, what we got here, with the information...
Released in that article by the New York Times again surrounding the missteps made by a military pilot who crashed a black helicopter into a passenger plane killing 67 people.
He takes this as evidence that Trump wasn't mistaken for blaming DEI during the press conference immediately after and that he knew something that we didn't.
So if she had followed any of the directions that she was given, this crash would have been avoided.
This person did not listen to the people she was supposed to listen to, and we're still looking into the level of experience and level of proficiency, the level of actually being capable.
That's why we need a meritocracy.
Great.
Stephen doesn't know what D-E-I means.
I guess not.
I mean, she's a woman, so...
Yeah.
And that is...
All he needed to say was that.
What are words that DEI could represent here for just women?
Dangly earrings, irresistible.
Dude, estrogen, idiot.
Dennis understood the assignment.
I got you.
This is just when Charlie Kirk said the black pilots were bad.
Remember that tweet?
Yeah, yeah.
That's just this, Steven doing a whole show with that tweet.
It's like he saw the great premise for a book, and so he's going to write a book about it.
He's like, you know what?
This tweet needs a full show.
That's basically all he's doing.
If I ever see a woman pilot, I know she's not.
She's not up to the task of flying.
She hasn't logged thousands of hours by now.
I mean, she most certainly did.
I'm looking for a specific...
Chunk of information that I have.
Was it that women only make up 10% of helicopter pilots?
Yeah, that was actually it.
Was it that women...
Freaking crashed helicopters like 126 times between 1982 and 2014.
That wasn't the statistic that I was thinking of.
I was looking up how many U.S. military helicopter crashes have happened in the past few years.
It was something like 36 in the last three or four years.
So it seems like they're getting better all the time.
Well, yeah, and of those, how many would you guess?
Because of women pilots.
90%?
90%.
It was actually just this one.
Oh, okay.
If you're looking at it like that, it's actually safer to have a female pilot.
Statistically.
Well, this same table that I found that's talking about gender and a helicopter.
Crashes between 1982 and 2014.
Sure.
6,552 men have crashed helicopters.
That is 98%.
And then 126 women in that time span crashed helicopters at a 1.8%.
Which, again, is much lower than the 10% that you stated of female pilots.
You're proportionally with more men than women who crash.
And there's clearly a gender imbalance here.
I don't know.
Maybe women don't want to do helicopters as much as men.
I don't know.
Traditionally, it wasn't encouraged.
I know somebody who crashed a helicopter and died.
You knew somebody.
Well, I know them still.
Keep them alive in my...
I don't know.
You know them better now.
Hmm.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I always liked that dude, though.
Dennis is tired.
Some comprehensive study found no evidence that the pilot air accidents are tied to the pilot's gender.
The percentages of accidents or incidents closely match the proportion of male and female pilots, indicating no increased risk associated with women pilots.
Of course not.
Guys, DEIO.
It turns out that he knew something here.
We didn't.
In his opening remarks in the White House briefing room today, President Trump said the midair collision over the Potomac River was a dark night in our nation's history.
Moments later, he shifted blame with, as he later acknowledged, no evidence to support it.
Suggesting that Democrats, as well as diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives might somehow be to blame.
The president is making these unsubstantiated claims, blaming his predecessors' diversity, equity, and inclusion policies.
President Trump and his allies continue to double down on the idea that diversity, equity, and inclusion programs had anything to do with this sad and tragic collision that happened in D.C. Like a kindergartner, just, you know, essentially making up stuff, making fun of people with disabilities, all kind of conjecture.
Well, come on, don't say all women have disabilities.
They just don't make the best pilots.
They make better pilots than men statistically, right?
Yeah, that's what we just stated.
Some research has even found that women score higher on aviation selection tests than men.
What does Rasmussen say about it?
We'll get him on the show later.
This also says men may perform slightly better in pre-flight academic training, which I have to assume is just showing people how the mask goes on.
Anyway, I'm a duck-bell platypus!
You guys remember this?
Statistically, more men have seen Top Gun as well.
That doesn't make sense.
They know how to put the mask on quicker.
Much faster.
From what Tom Cruise did, yes.
This is just...
Steven hating women.
Well, yeah, I mean, that stands out, especially when he said, your job to a newscaster for no reason.
Yeah, yeah.
DEI, that's how you got hired, because you're a lady.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
What jobs?
I mean, I guess in his perfect world, women wouldn't have jobs, right?
They'd just be stay-at-home moms.
Sure, yeah.
Giving medicine to the dog.
He really likes hanging out and talking to dudes.
The DEI dog whistle is just the way to say, women, people of color.
Right?
Yeah.
Oh, look, all the problems are caused by DEI.
Oh, look, Stephen would never, if that was a man, he never would be mentioning DEI, right?
He would never say, oh, it's a merit.
It's a merit thing.
He would say, this is a tragedy that we don't need to jump to conclusions about.
How could we avoid this tragedy?
And then we won't talk about it when we get the details.
Yes.
Stephen just hates women, and he's excited to be able to hate women on the air.
How exciting for him.
What a great day.
I'm proud of him.
A woman refused to listen to a man.
People died.
Let's be honest.
Okay?
That's what happened here.
We know quite a bit more now.
Now, all of this person's social media was scrubbed, to the best of our knowledge.
As a matter of fact, including, by the way, some of her family's social media.
So right when it happened, this information was, boom, private.
Couldn't find it.
Well, here's what we know.
And we're still doing our due diligence, but you can check the references.
This pilot, Lobach, worked for Biden as a social aid.
Seemed to be a member of the LGBTQIA+.
And remember, she was the last person in this Black Hawk crew who was named in the crash.
Seems that someone probably told Donald Trump early on when he came out during this meeting and said, hey, yeah, by the way, it was this woman.
She directly disobeyed orders, and it seems like she maybe got some favorable treatment because she was in cozy with the Biden administration, and she was kind of a...
Social left activist.
Okay, he went out and said we have to do away with DEI.
Hey, Trump, we heard that the pilot was scissoring right before she went.
Come on, man.
Tell me more.
Of course, we haven't mentioned the pilot's name, Rebecca Lobach, Captain Lobach from Durham, North Carolina.
And this is not Rebecca Lobo, former WNBA player.
Oh, I don't think so.
500 flight hours?
She's part of the 12th Aviation Battalion?
This is a hero that he's talking shit about.
And she couldn't bring it to just listen to a man once?
Interesting.
I guess not.
And people died because of it, you guys.
We gotta stop listening to women.
Listen up, ladies.
If he says...
Do something, you do it, because otherwise people might die.
So, I mean, she placed in top 20% of cadets at the Distinguished Military Graduate.
Is that with the DEI handicap?
Oh, she was a...
She took a different test.
She took an easier test.
I don't know.
She was a DMG from the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill ROTC program, commissioned as an active duty Army aviation officer in 2019.
Absolutely no reason that he has to say...
Well, first of all, there's no reason he doesn't have access to this.
He doesn't want it.
He doesn't want to look for it.
No, he's saying, hey, she was a woman.
Let's hate women.
Yay!
That's what he's doing.
Very skilled.
Pilot in command, you know, after rigorous evaluations by most senior experienced pilots in her unit.
She's not just some girl that they're like, I guess we'll let her drive when your uncle lets your aunt drive the boat when he's had too many beers or something.
It's not that.
When you let your eight-year-old son shift gears and hold the wheel.
She's not qualified.
She's in the military, but she's not qualified to be.
Did she just jump in the fucking helicopter and just go like, alright, I'm the guy now.
Get behind me, soldier.
Is that what he thinks happened?
This is just one of those guys that got a broom up on the deck or whatever?
Like, what is this?
You know, there's definitely some guy who said, damn it, I could have been flying that helicopter, but I got denied because I'm a...
Man, and she's a woman, and she's getting treated unfair.
Well, and she was also a social aide for Biden, by the way.
Yeah, but...
Do you know what a social aide does?
Uh, for Biden?
No.
Well, it's...
Flies him in a helicopter, of course.
No, it's a commissioned officer from the U.S. Armed Forces who volunteers to assist at White House events.
Okay.
That's it.
So she is a DEI hire.
That proves it.
Social aid?
Sounds like she taught social studies and shouldn't be flying a plane.
Yeah, she should be teaching gym also.
It's just an honor to be at White House events.
Whether or not...
I mean, I don't know.
I think whether or not...
God, Trump is such an exception.
If I was in the army, I would volunteer to assist at events for Bush, maybe.
Sure.
I don't know.
War crimes, though, right?
I don't know.
It's tough.
It depends on what you're doing.
Yeah, but I don't think that that carries the weight that he thinks it does.
But regardless, it just doesn't matter.
Okay, that person...
The person who was flying.
And Stephen's adding gender for no reason.
He's adding gender because he tells a story.
He's saying, a woman didn't listen to a man.
Instead of saying, a person didn't listen to a person.
What happened was not...
It probably wasn't a matter of not listening to, right?
It was a matter of not making the same decision.
You know, you're in a situation where there's planes about to collide.
You'll have to make split-second decisions.
So, what happened?
There was like a communication error as far as like...
Like messages being on two different channels, right?
That's not exactly it.
So I wish I had the exact terminology here.
Visual separation is what it's called.
The air traffic controller uses radar to keep track of where airplanes and other aircrafts are.
They noticed that the...
Passenger jet was coming close to where the helicopter was the helicopter requested something called visual separation which means that they would use their own vision not the advice of the air traffic controller to make.
the choice is to remove himself from a potential catastrophe because you can tell the shorter distances better with your eyes as opposed to the radar which has a limited view Sure.
So, apparently that's fairly common.
It might be the reason that, like, I mean, it is a reason that this happened.
Who's to say that if they would have believed or reacted at the same time to the air traffic controller suggestion, like, that this would be any different, you know?
Maybe it would have been a close call, but clearly this was pilot error.
Like, clearly this was the mistake.
But why was it a pilot error?
Because she had a tampon in or something?
She, dude.
You could have stopped it?
I don't know.
Toxic shock, it's called.
Did she have enough?
I mean, is 100 enough for six days?
Oh, campons.
I see what you're doing there.
I saw those videos, too.
Social media is so fun.
I love it.
It's a tragedy.
It was a mistake, but again...
It's unrelated fully to DEI.
And the fact that Stephen is seeing these stories and thinking that this story is saying it's because of DEI, Stephen doesn't know how to read.
No, he doesn't.
He knows how to read.
He just...
He's very selective.
Of course.
He knows it's not DEI.
He's fact-blind.
Stephen fully knows it's not DEI.
Fully.
I don't know.
She's got tits, though.
Oh, true.
Now, do we know for a fact that this means she was the least qualified pilot?
No.
Do we know for a fact that this means she wasn't a great pilot?
No.
That's the problem with DEI.
For the same reason, I can't look at a black student at an Ivy League school and know whether he deserves to be there.
That's the problem with affirmative action.
Don't blame me for looking upon the female pilot with doubt, because naturally, men tend to make better pilots.
You know it.
I know it.
Otherwise, men wouldn't smoke women in pool, for crying out loud.
It's not just physical strength.
It's also reflexes.
It's also doing well in high-pressure scenarios.
That's what men were designed to do, and women are better in other scenarios.
Is pool a game of reflexes?
I didn't know that.
Have you ever watched pool on TV?
Did you ever watch women's pool on TV?
These ladies are just smoking people.
I can't wait for trans people to start getting in all of that.
The first time a trans person plays in a women's league and wins?
In fucking pool?
Bar sports.
Just, it's gonna be over for everybody.
Once they figure out bars exist.
Precision, strategy, not strength.
It's definitely strength.
Sorry, what's that game where you have the string and the washer and you drop the washer trying to get it on the hook?
I don't know what the name of that is.
Where you're swinging that little string with the washer.
Stephen's logic is, because we let women in...
Will we ever even know they're good or not?
Because women and black people can participate.
Well, because they lie.
Do we even know if they're good?
They'll tell you they're good, but they all got that Jezebel spirit.
You could be more worried with this story about a witch hunt of female pilots because there's going to be a rash of qualified, world-class female pilots and foot soldiers and specialists.
Who are going to be tarred and feathered because of the actions of a few.
Or you could be more concerned for the families who lost their lives in the name of social engineering because this was a crash here on our own soil.
What do you think happens abroad?
What do you think happens in war?
What do you think happens when your entire military has become a social experiment?
So I will say this.
I don't know, but I'm going to assume that this person was there in part because of DEI.
I'm going to assume that this person probably shouldn't have been in that position.
I'm going to assume that this person got some favorable treatment.
And again, I'm assuming, I'm speculating here, because of their relationship with the Biden administration, because of their social activism with LGBTQ AIP, because this...
This was the right person as far as optics and probably got that spot from someone who likely would have spared dozens of lives.
That's my assumption.
So hey, the good news is it'd be really easy to make me look like a fool.
Please make me eat my words and show us the qualifications.
Show us the hours logged.
Show us why this was the woman who should have been piloting that craft at that moment in time and it was someone else's fault as opposed to a broad with an ego who wasn't going to do what the man told her to do which would have saved lives.
Top 20 in her class.
500 hours of training certified by a handful of superior officers.
Steven can go fuck himself, man.
Absolutely.
Suck a fuck.
Least charitable.
Acting like he cares about the family.
Think about the families!
Some dumb bitch was flying the helicopter!
Think about the family!
A man could have saved all of them!
Fuck you, man.
God damn, this makes me so mad.
You know, have you guys ever heard of the good guy with the helicopter?
So...
Yeah, didn't think so.
That's the episode!
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, never...
For the benefit of the doubt, never a reasonable judgment.
Oh, we didn't even think about that.
If a man was flying the plane, couldn't he have dodged her?
Yeah, he should have.
He should have saved everyone.
He should have flipped it upside down like Denzel Washington in flight.
Was his name Sully Sullenberger?
Is that the same guy?
Just tangentially, are you guys watching the rehearsal new season?
I don't know.
I really do want to see it.
I saw the trailers for it.
I know that they're addressing some serious stuff surrounding aviation and safety.
It's kind of on note with this.
I'll give it a watch.
Because she was a lesbian, she is an activist for the LGBT.
Of course she is.
Absolutely.
And also, we forgot to mention him calling out that Her family and her social media was scrubbed.
You mentioned it.
Clean slate, of course.
You don't really get to judge that.
At the same time, it's fucking sickos like you who would have stalked her family.
They're already doing it.
Remember they sent that geoprism to fucking visit the parents of that shooter, the attempted assassin of Donald Trump.
I don't remember that.
Of Donald Trump, remember?
I don't remember that.
Yeah, they sent someone down.
It was Ethan Crux.
I can't remember that guy's name.
Mission Impossible guy?
To take him out?
I guess he probably thought he was.
This is about the biggest pile of steaming horse shit that we've experienced on this show in a while.
It just makes me so mad.
This is just straight up misogynism.
I don't know.
I've been throwing up out of my ass for 10 days.
Papa Crowder said, I'm done with it, so now I'm your problem, Gerald.
Let's start cooking.
Record.
And they will never make a biopic about this bitch.
No.
They should release that.
In a world dominated by men.
Don't tell me what to do!
She killed dozens of people.
It's never going to do it.
It's always a strong woman who comes in and shows the man what's what.
Well, the man was saying, hey, lower your altitude.
Turn left.
Oh, why?
Because I'm a woman.
You think I need your help?
I probably should have played that a few seconds ago.
A couple minutes ago.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Rough.
Oh, my God.
Stephen, I hope Stephen never finds another mate.
Well, yeah.
I mean, that's awkward.
I hope that whoever he meets, he meets somebody on Bumble.
They go, oh, you have a podcast?
And this is the episode they tune into.
They hear him go, no one will make a biopic about this bitch.
Yeah.
She tries finding it.
She finds this one instead.
She comments on Rumble about it.
He meets a girl.
Oh, I'm a veterinarian.
I wouldn't trust you with my dog.
This is a horrific tragedy.
was one of the worst aviation accidents in the last decade but it was an accident fully I don't even blame this one on Trump you know that was unnecessary probably it was kind of fun it was it was just no you know it's fucking He's the aviation guy, isn't he?
He's the...
He controls the airspace now.
Well, and I mean, it turns out it wasn't necessarily the air traffic controller's fault.
Yeah, well, it is when it's him.
It was just an accident.
That's what you get when you hire a guy off MTV.
The racist white guy.
He's like, am I getting pumped?
Exactly what you just said.
Reducing altitude and veering to the left.
She was asked to do.
What?
They cut them a woman?
You want to come fly this plane?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
But you got the job because of tits.
Listen, this information, the altitudes that they should have been flying at in certain places, this should have been known well before.
They look at this stuff and they understand on the charts.
That's something a man would say.
Don't mansplain to me.
You should be able to read this.
Like, I don't know altitude?
Once we get the communications from the tower and everything, I also think that Donald Trump...
Had information about what we were doing in our air traffic control program.
Because it can come down to an unclear direction.
A couple things.
Number one, he didn't.
He's just a fucking idiot.
Also, Stephen has women on his staff, right?
He does, yeah.
Ladies on Stephen's show, I want you all to take this...
We know he's assigned one of them to listen to our show.
Take this episode and take it to your labor board and just play it for them.
See how they feel about it.
The whole labor board just got defunded.
This is absolutely insane.
If Stephen truly feels that the only reason you would hire a woman was because she has boobs, then all of the women who work for Stephen need to recognize that that's what their boss is saying about women who work jobs.
Yeah.
That's it.
And you're worth more than that.
Of course.
You want to push the button?
Where is it?
Piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
You piece of shit.
One of those is new.
That's Dan Friesen from Knowledge Fight.
Wow.
Wow.
God, this makes me so mad.
But, I mean, Gerald's blind faith in Donald Trump, like, just trolling and also having all this...
We have to have faith in him.
We're talking about a guy who doesn't read morning briefs.
Of course not.
We're talking about a guy who literally spent two minutes arguing with a Reporter about MS 13 tattoos that were just labels on the picture were clearly times new It was Calibri.
Thank you, but they were labels to label the tattoos and you believe they were on his hands and you Argue with the guy even gave you a means to get out of the conversation.
Let's move on Let's watch like no no I'm gonna go back to I need you to say this is right or else I'm gonna Actually have blow my fucking brains out of here You don't agree with that.
Yeah.
Frankly, I'm being really nice to you.
I don't even know who you are.
I've never even heard of you.
That's why I picked you.
But Gerald's blind faith in Trump is like verging on trust the plan.
Or very worshipping false idols.
It's wild.
It's very much like that, for sure.
The people who think that his tariff thing is a good idea.
Well, he's playing 3D chess.
He's playing 2D checkers, brother.
Yeah.
He's just sliding one thing back and forth.
Just like those goddamn Europeans guys.
Yeah, exactly.
Playing chess.
Playing chess sitting on the street there.
It's kind of nice.
Honestly, maybe we should try it.
You guys want to take up smoking?
Probably.
Well, most certainly I do because that's about all I can handle for this week.
This one caught me, man.
Yeah, if you disagree with us, feel free to convince us otherwise.
Yeah, rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.
This will bring us up.
This feels good.
Do we get a review?
We got a couple.
This is a free thing you can do that helps us out a whole bunch.
These people did just that.
It makes me feel really nice to see them.
Yeah.
They hate me.
This is Tyler Miami.
Tyler Miami, my dog.
That's sick.
What up, dude?
I just imagine you got a big gold chain.
You got a white linen suit.
Oh, yeah.
My man is fresh.
He's not wearing black, dude.
He's not wearing black.
He's going to wear white to the Pope's funeral.
Choose open-toed.
Open-toed.
Of course open-toed.
You got the sand, dude.
That's bold.
Becoming Addicted.
Five stars.
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, I hope not.
Oh, well.
Love the show.
Jared is absolutely hilarious.
Let's get more episodes.
Nice job, Jared, getting a shout-out.
Hell yeah, dude.
You love to see that.
Also, A.G. Brantley.
Nice.
A.G.?
A.J.?
J., thanks.
Did I say A.G.?
The Attorney General?
I've got to take a fucking break.
I've got to get out of this place.
A.J., what up, my dude?
Great.
I love these guys.
I love these guys.
Great show, five stars.
Love the humor and chemistry of the hosts and their thorough analysis.
Original, entertaining content that rivals QAA and Knowledge Fight.
Great podcast.
We don't rival them.
They're good friends.
Well, they're not our friends.
We have those guys.
They're not our friends?
Well, listen.
Great folks.
Great people.
Yes.
Quickly becoming one of my favorites.
You know, you are...
Quickly becoming one of mine.
You started as one of my favorites, AJ.
Okay, great.
Find us on X, at Than Crowder.
Also, BlueSky, at Than Crowder.
LadderThanCrowder.com, LadderWithCrowder.net.
One good thing.
One good thing?
Yeah, say it.
I tried those trolley gummy frozen pops, and those things are so good.
Yeah, they wiggle.
They wiggle.
Yeah, they're very good.
The money don't wiggle wiggle.
It folds.
Folds, yeah, nice.
Water.
Stay hydrated.
It makes you feel a lot better.
I've been drinking so much water and I started taking probiotics again.
Oh, that's a good one.
This is how we end the show.
We say one nice thing that exists.
Your boy's been farting, but it's been good farts.
Great.
Well, until next part, I'm Byron.
I'm Dennis.
I'm Jared.
Take care.
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