The Friday Show: Examining The Mystery of the Modern Woman
Host Crowder, joined by Lane the Brain and Mr. Firestein, aggressively attacks Big Tech censorship while promoting Click Rumble Premium. They discuss an upcoming Lawton comedy event and debunk a tornado damage conspiracy involving money laundering. The conversation devolves into harsh critiques of Sesame Street characters, labeling Elmo a hack and mocking Cookie Monster's eating disorder, before culminating in a condemnation of Arab American Heritage Month as part of a Muslim takeover. Ultimately, the episode frames modern cultural shifts as evidence of a deliberate, malicious infiltration threatening traditional values. [Automatically generated summary]
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Elmo Is An Arabic Word00:07:33
YouTube feed, every video that you see has been demonetized just for you.
And I say, hey, you can go screw yourself today.
All the censorship's real gay, and this next word has to be it's a simple message and it comes from the heart.
Big tech can f itself, that would be a great place to start.
And I say, hey, you too can go screw yourself today.
Platform all of these.
Go deplatform all of these.
Hey!
SJW!
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Glad to be with you.
It is Friday.
You know what that means if you're watching this wide right now?
It's a Love Letter to Mug Club, Rumble Premium OGs.
So we typically don't stream, but like you maybe watch like five minutes.
I don't know.
What is it, two minutes?
Like five, 10 minutes?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We've been doing this for years on Friday, and a lot of people just think there's no show on Friday.
But there actually is.
Today we're going to be talking about Elmo celebrating being Arabic.
Think of that phrase.
He is celebrating being Arabic.
And then we have a review of the film Ladies First.
And then we have, what's the other thing?
I know it involves Rosie O'Donnell.
Women.
The women podcasters.
Okay.
Women.
Gross.
No, not Rosie O'Donnell.
Gross.
Great opinions from women.
And I will say this Gerald's not here, and we're all very disappointed.
He let us down.
Yeah.
He needs to watch Band of Brothers, so we have Lane the Brain in here today.
Welcome.
For those that were wanting Gerald, well, yep.
You don't need to worry about that.
And Friday, Saturday, April 24th, 25th, Comedy Avenue, Laughton, Oklahoma, we have Mr. Firestein.
How are you?
Hey, good, good.
I'm excited for Lawton.
I hope to see a tornado.
Yes, me too.
Yeah, you definitely will.
I hope I get caught up in one and never come back.
Well, you know, the building across the street from our office, the roof was, the second floor was taken off by the tornado.
Remember that?
Like 20 minutes before I got here.
It was completely torn off and it took them years to put it back on.
No, it took them a year and they started building it right before tornado season.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm convinced it was a money laundering scheme.
I thought I was losing my mind.
I would be like, there's nobody renting those spaces.
I was leaving it empty for a Long, you're right, and they would be they would have an excavator and it would be moving dirt to a pile.
And then I'd be like, Tim, Tim, come look, what they're moving the pile again.
It's just a pile of dirt that they keep moving around, they're not even building anything.
They're using the same bricks they used before and then using fake invoices.
I think you're right, it's a money laundering.
They're using the same bricks, but for some reason, they painted them a different color.
Yeah, and they I'm not gonna say what color, but new and improved tornado proof.
It's not a leering center, that's exactly what they painted it.
Construction green so that the tornadoes know.
Speaking of uh, learning, uh.
Who's your favorite Sesame Street character, Ling?
A big bird guy, you know.
Really?
Why?
Substantiate your answer.
He's tall.
He's got a good stature.
I feel like he can pump a lot of iron, you know.
That's incredibly vain.
Who's your favorite?
Oscar the Grouch.
Ah, because he's smelly.
No, because he's realistic.
Oh.
He's the only character that everyone's like, hey, what a wonderful time to play.
And he's like, shut up, I'm sleeping in here.
I'm like, yeah, I get this guy.
That was the Arthur theme song.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, was it?
Yeah, but they play that too.
Mine would be that OCD count.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he definitely did.
He needed help for sure.
I have to slip a light switch on 18 times every time I enter a room or my family will suffer.
Can you imagine your place, Rain Man, with the count?
One toothpick.
Two toothpicks.
Eighteenth bar of soap that I only use once before I throw it out.
No love for Cookie Monster, huh?
Well, they turned him to Veggie Monster, which is just gay.
Really?
Yeah, it didn't work.
Cookie Monster is cool.
I'm just saying, Grouch is, you know, a good guy.
Cookie Monster has an eating disorder.
The Count has OCD.
Big Bird has a pituitary disorder.
Nothing about this.
Oscar the Crouch is homeless.
I mean, Dave Chappelle talked, but no one helps him.
The Swedish chef has a mental disability.
Yes, he does.
He's European.
Well, now we're getting into the Muppets.
I don't know the difference.
Learn your canon.
What about Fraggle Rock?
I don't care.
Well, they had the retarded son who was a sadist.
I think I got a Fraggle, Mom.
They're like, no, you didn't.
And then he just tries to kill them.
It was awful.
It's perfect.
I like Fraggle Rock.
We had Groundling Marsh in Canada.
Anyway, the point is this.
I'm sorry, it's Friday.
Elmo, no one named Elmo.
Notice that?
No one named Elmo.
No, it's because, I mean, that would be a childhood thing.
It's basic bitch, Elmo.
It's like Elmo's a little bit overplayed.
He has all the spinoffs.
It's like he's the Ted Danson.
I'm not a hack.
Sesame Street.
I'm not going to say my favorite's Elmo.
That's a hacky thing to do.
It's like saying your favorite team is the Dodgers or something.
Right.
My favorite team is the Dodgers.
Yeah, because you're a hack.
If Elmo was a comedian, he'd be a hack.
He'd be, hey, hey, let me tell you about the difference between men and women.
Blacks are bigger than whites.
Whoa!
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Don't give away my show, April 24th, 25th.
Where are you from?
Dance gay!
Stop your crowd work!
Elmo Rife?
What specific comedian have you heard?
So now Elmo is celebrating something that absolutely should not be celebrated, and I stand by that.
Salaam alaikum, everyone.
I'm Rami Yousafzai.
Woo!
And Elmo's Elmo.
Mr. Rami, what does Salaam alaikum mean?
Well, Salaam means peace, and it's a way to say hello in Arabic.
How cool!
Salaam alaikum, everybody.
Elmo and I are here to wish all of you a happy Arab American Heritage Month.
Yeah, happy Arab American Heritage Month.
I'm so proud of my Arab heritage, and I'm so happy to share this month with my fellow Arabs and Elmo.
So, thanks, Habibi.
Oh, wait a minute.
What's Habibi?
Oh, it's an Arabic word for a special friend.
Really?
I thought it was a name.
Happy Arab American Heritage Month, Habibi.
We love you.
I'm so glad we picked the least looking Arabic person we could.
You're German Irish, you prick!
Ha ha ha ha, la huaqbar.
Yeah, I'm exactly right.
Unfortunately, the Arab slash Muslim takeover has now bled.
It's bled over into all of Sesame Street with, I mean, sad results.
I hate AI because I'll never be able to create something better than that.