Louder with Crowder - The Friday Show: Examining The Mystery of the Modern Woman
Aired: 2026-04-17
Duration: 11:34


=== Elmo Is An Arabic Word (07:33) ===

[00:04:00]  YouTube feed, every video that you see has been demonetized just for you.
[00:04:08]  And I say, hey, you can go screw yourself today.
[00:04:12]  All the censorship's real gay, and this next word has to be it's a simple message and it comes from the heart.
[00:04:24]  Big tech can f itself, that would be a great place to start.
[00:04:29]  And I say, hey, you too can go screw yourself today.
[00:04:34]  Platform all of these.
[00:04:36]  Go deplatform all of these.
[00:04:39]  Hey!
[00:04:40]  SJW!
[00:04:41]  Hey!
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[00:05:16]  Glad to be with you.
[00:05:17]  It is Friday.
[00:05:18]  You know what that means if you're watching this wide right now?
[00:05:21]  It's a Love Letter to Mug Club, Rumble Premium OGs.
[00:05:23]  So we typically don't stream, but like you maybe watch like five minutes.
[00:05:26]  I don't know.
[00:05:27]  What is it, two minutes?
[00:05:27]  Like five, 10 minutes?
[00:05:29]  Yeah.
[00:05:30]  Yeah.
[00:05:31]  We've been doing this for years on Friday, and a lot of people just think there's no show on Friday.
[00:05:34]  But there actually is.
[00:05:35]  Today we're going to be talking about Elmo celebrating being Arabic.
[00:05:39]  Think of that phrase.
[00:05:42]  He is celebrating being Arabic.
[00:05:47]  And then we have a review of the film Ladies First.
[00:05:50]  And then we have, what's the other thing?
[00:05:52]  I know it involves Rosie O'Donnell.
[00:05:54]  Women.
[00:05:55]  The women podcasters.
[00:05:57]  Okay.
[00:05:58]  Women.
[00:05:58]  Gross.
[00:05:59]  No, not Rosie O'Donnell.
[00:06:00]  Gross.
[00:06:02]  Great opinions from women.
[00:06:03]  And I will say this Gerald's not here, and we're all very disappointed.
[00:06:08]  He let us down.
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  He needs to watch Band of Brothers, so we have Lane the Brain in here today.
[00:06:11]  Welcome.
[00:06:12]  For those that were wanting Gerald, well, yep.
[00:06:15]  You don't need to worry about that.
[00:06:16]  And Friday, Saturday, April 24th, 25th, Comedy Avenue, Laughton, Oklahoma, we have Mr. Firestein.
[00:06:24]  How are you?
[00:06:25]  Hey, good, good.
[00:06:26]  I'm excited for Lawton.
[00:06:27]  I hope to see a tornado.
[00:06:29]  Yes, me too.
[00:06:30]  Yeah, you definitely will.
[00:06:31]  I hope I get caught up in one and never come back.
[00:06:32]  Well, you know, the building across the street from our office, the roof was, the second floor was taken off by the tornado.
[00:06:39]  Remember that?
[00:06:39]  Like 20 minutes before I got here.
[00:06:40]  It was completely torn off and it took them years to put it back on.
[00:06:43]  No, it took them a year and they started building it right before tornado season.
[00:06:47]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:06:49]  I'm convinced it was a money laundering scheme.
[00:06:51]  I thought I was losing my mind.
[00:06:52]  I would be like, there's nobody renting those spaces.
[00:06:54]  I was leaving it empty for a Long, you're right, and they would be they would have an excavator and it would be moving dirt to a pile.
[00:07:01]  And then I'd be like, Tim, Tim, come look, what they're moving the pile again.
[00:07:05]  It's just a pile of dirt that they keep moving around, they're not even building anything.
[00:07:08]  They're using the same bricks they used before and then using fake invoices.
[00:07:11]  I think you're right, it's a money laundering.
[00:07:13]  They're using the same bricks, but for some reason, they painted them a different color.
[00:07:16]  Yeah, and they I'm not gonna say what color, but new and improved tornado proof.
[00:07:19]  It's not a leering center, that's exactly what they painted it.
[00:07:23]  Construction green so that the tornadoes know.
[00:07:25]  Speaking of uh, learning, uh.
[00:07:27]  Who's your favorite Sesame Street character, Ling?
[00:07:29]  A big bird guy, you know.
[00:07:31]  Really?
[00:07:31]  Why?
[00:07:31]  Substantiate your answer.
[00:07:32]  He's tall.
[00:07:33]  He's got a good stature.
[00:07:34]  I feel like he can pump a lot of iron, you know.
[00:07:36]  That's incredibly vain.
[00:07:37]  Who's your favorite?
[00:07:38]  Oscar the Grouch.
[00:07:39]  Ah, because he's smelly.
[00:07:41]  No, because he's realistic.
[00:07:43]  Oh.
[00:07:44]  He's the only character that everyone's like, hey, what a wonderful time to play.
[00:07:47]  And he's like, shut up, I'm sleeping in here.
[00:07:49]  I'm like, yeah, I get this guy.
[00:07:50]  That was the Arthur theme song.
[00:07:51]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:07:52]  Oh, was it?
[00:07:53]  Yeah, but they play that too.
[00:07:54]  Mine would be that OCD count.
[00:07:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:58]  Yeah, he definitely did.
[00:07:59]  He needed help for sure.
[00:08:00]  I have to slip a light switch on 18 times every time I enter a room or my family will suffer.
[00:08:06]  Can you imagine your place, Rain Man, with the count?
[00:08:09]  One toothpick.
[00:08:12]  Two toothpicks.
[00:08:13]  Eighteenth bar of soap that I only use once before I throw it out.
[00:08:20]  No love for Cookie Monster, huh?
[00:08:22]  Well, they turned him to Veggie Monster, which is just gay.
[00:08:25]  Really?
[00:08:25]  Yeah, it didn't work.
[00:08:27]  Cookie Monster is cool.
[00:08:28]  I'm just saying, Grouch is, you know, a good guy.
[00:08:30]  Cookie Monster has an eating disorder.
[00:08:32]  The Count has OCD.
[00:08:34]  Big Bird has a pituitary disorder.
[00:08:36]  Nothing about this.
[00:08:37]  Oscar the Crouch is homeless.
[00:08:39]  I mean, Dave Chappelle talked, but no one helps him.
[00:08:41]  The Swedish chef has a mental disability.
[00:08:43]  Yes, he does.
[00:08:44]  He's European.
[00:08:44]  Well, now we're getting into the Muppets.
[00:08:46]  I don't know the difference.
[00:08:48]  Learn your canon.
[00:08:49]  What about Fraggle Rock?
[00:08:50]  I don't care.
[00:08:51]  Well, they had the retarded son who was a sadist.
[00:08:54]  I think I got a Fraggle, Mom.
[00:08:56]  They're like, no, you didn't.
[00:08:57]  And then he just tries to kill them.
[00:08:59]  It was awful.
[00:09:00]  It's perfect.
[00:09:01]  I like Fraggle Rock.
[00:09:02]  We had Groundling Marsh in Canada.
[00:09:04]  Anyway, the point is this.
[00:09:05]  I'm sorry, it's Friday.
[00:09:06]  Elmo, no one named Elmo.
[00:09:10]  Notice that?
[00:09:10]  No one named Elmo.
[00:09:11]  No, it's because, I mean, that would be a childhood thing.
[00:09:13]  It's basic bitch, Elmo.
[00:09:14]  It's like Elmo's a little bit overplayed.
[00:09:17]  He has all the spinoffs.
[00:09:18]  It's like he's the Ted Danson.
[00:09:21]  I'm not a hack.
[00:09:22]  Sesame Street.
[00:09:22]  I'm not going to say my favorite's Elmo.
[00:09:24]  That's a hacky thing to do.
[00:09:24]  It's like saying your favorite team is the Dodgers or something.
[00:09:27]  Right.
[00:09:27]  My favorite team is the Dodgers.
[00:09:29]  Yeah, because you're a hack.
[00:09:30]  If Elmo was a comedian, he'd be a hack.
[00:09:33]  He'd be, hey, hey, let me tell you about the difference between men and women.
[00:09:39]  Blacks are bigger than whites.
[00:09:41]  Whoa!
[00:09:42]  Hey, whoa, whoa.
[00:09:43]  Don't give away my show, April 24th, 25th.
[00:09:46]  Where are you from?
[00:09:47]  Dance gay!
[00:09:49]  Stop your crowd work!
[00:09:51]  Elmo Rife?
[00:09:52]  What specific comedian have you heard?
[00:09:54]  So now Elmo is celebrating something that absolutely should not be celebrated, and I stand by that.
[00:10:02]  Salaam alaikum, everyone.
[00:10:03]  I'm Rami Yousafzai.
[00:10:04]  Woo!
[00:10:04]  And Elmo's Elmo.
[00:10:06]  Mr. Rami, what does Salaam alaikum mean?
[00:10:08]  Well, Salaam means peace, and it's a way to say hello in Arabic.
[00:10:12]  How cool!
[00:10:13]  Salaam alaikum, everybody.
[00:10:15]  Elmo and I are here to wish all of you a happy Arab American Heritage Month.
[00:10:19]  Yeah, happy Arab American Heritage Month.
[00:10:21]  I'm so proud of my Arab heritage, and I'm so happy to share this month with my fellow Arabs and Elmo.
[00:10:27]  So, thanks, Habibi.
[00:10:28]  Oh, wait a minute.
[00:10:30]  What's Habibi?
[00:10:31]  Oh, it's an Arabic word for a special friend.
[00:10:34]  Really?
[00:10:34]  I thought it was a name.
[00:10:36]  Happy Arab American Heritage Month, Habibi.
[00:10:40]  We love you.
[00:10:42]  I'm so glad we picked the least looking Arabic person we could.
[00:10:46]  You're German Irish, you prick!
[00:10:50]  Ha ha ha ha, la huaqbar.
[00:10:51]  Yeah, I'm exactly right.
[00:10:53]  Unfortunately, the Arab slash Muslim takeover has now bled.
[00:10:58]  It's bled over into all of Sesame Street with, I mean, sad results.
[00:11:03]  I hate AI because I'll never be able to create something better than that.
[00:11:31]  Now, to be clear, the song is real.
[00:11:33]  We wrote the song.