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How to Paint Muhammad 00:07:28
Hi, welcome to Joy of Painting.
I'm happy to see you here today.
So today we're going to be teaching you how to draw a nice picture in a landscape of Muhammad.
Peace be upon him, the holiest of prophets.
So let's show you how to start.
You got to get your paint ready.
I prefer to use oils.
You could use pastels.
It's whatever you pick.
Painting can be easy for anybody.
Let's just pick a nice neutral color.
And we are going to just start drawing Muhammad.
A little prophet there.
Well, let me grab a color.
There we go.
Just give him a body.
A little bit of a body there.
See, it doesn't have to be complex.
Traditional headdress they wear in the Middle East.
Let's give this.
Let's give this man a beard.
There we go.
Nice beard for Muhammad.
It protects your face in the sandstorms.
Beard's important to have.
And there we go.
Give him some facial features.
See little details.
See how that fills out the picture.
Now Muhammad, though, look at him.
He looks lonely.
How about we give him a wife?
Let's just draw him.
Little wife.
Favorite one was Aisha, a little six-year-old wife.
Right there.
We'll put her in the hijab, not the full burqa.
You can choose your favorite color for the hijab or burqa.
Can be black or slate.
And little six-year-old Aisha.
You know what?
Let's give her a knapsack.
She's about that age where she'll go to school.
Aisha, Muhammad's favorite wife, was six.
Nine when he consummated, she was a good student.
And a tender lover.
Look at that.
See, look, very quickly we have Aisha, Muhammad.
What a cute couple.
But he still seems a little lonely.
Let's give him a few more wives.
Just a few more wives.
These ones don't have to be complex.
Again, you can use black or gray.
Let's give them the full burqa.
There you go.
And a couple more wives.
Just a couple more wives to keep him company.
One, two, three.
Of course, he had more.
You can draw as many as you want.
Use the color you want.
Muhammad liked some foliage.
Let's draw some trees for him.
I'm using a forest green.
You could use a military green because he was a warlord.
Killed lots of Christians and Jews.
Didn't like him very much.
There we go.
Just some foliage, some trees.
Let's give some there on the other side of Muhammad there.
Let's get just a little bit of green.
Oh, that's nice.
See, Muhammad was really clear that it should never hurt the trees in a time of war.
Was very concerned with the plants.
Not so much with his wife, so let's give Aisha a little bit of a black eye.
I think that's her next step.
Muhammad, of course, did strike Aisha, but only lightly, causing her great pain.
Let's put black eye there.
I'm using mauve.
You can use violet.
You just want to make sure people see the severe beating Aisha took.
You know what?
Let's get a crimson red in there.
Give little six-year-old Aisha, student lover, a fat lip.
That's Muhammad's wife, who he beat.
He's drawn right there, so you can see to the left of her.
And there we go, Aisha with a black eye and a fat lip.
Oh, look at that picture.
Out there in the desert, lonely nights.
See, look what we were able to draw here.
Just a couple of minutes.
Painting doesn't have to be hard, especially when your inspiration is Muhammad, the holiest of prophets, who liked to beat a six-year-old wife.
Didn't hurt trees, but had lots of wives.
Didn't like Jews.
I hope you've enjoyed it.
Have a good week, and happy painting.
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Glad to be with you.
Question: Is that your first time seeing that one?
That is, I believe that's a 2015, 2014 deep cut.
And that's the one that got me on the old ISIS kill list.
That's oldie.
That is an oldie.
There's actually a we should release it.
There was a multi-part series.
There was.
Where is this?
Part two.
Part two.
There was three parts.
You kind of sound like you're still in character.
What?
Come on.
Let's have a good night.
Happy little host.
I wish I had a good six-year-old wife to relieve some stuff.
You'd have to wait until she was nine, Stephen, to relieve that stress.
Not if you want to punch her.
Yeah, well, you can punch her at any age.
You can only fornicate with her thighs from six to nine.
All cultures are equal.
Just from six to nine, just use your thighs.
That's, you know, we all have to make compromises.
This is going white?
It is true.
It is all true.
He just engaged in friction activities, let's say, with her thighs until she was nine.
Because then she was the ripe old age of nine.
Yes.
Here's the thing.
That was never normal.
Guys, we weren't even planning on talking about this today.
That was never.
Mary was only 14 or 15.
Do you know?
You know the difference between six and 14, 15, right?
There is some difference.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right?
Like eight years at the very least.
Yes.
And one is a woman and one is not.
Right.
It's true.
You would have to go out, like go to the local mall and exclusively be sexually attracted to the Hello Kitty backpacks.
That's for context.
The holiest of prophets.
Peace be upon him.
All right.
So the team wants to know if you want to put this out on X or if you don't want another fatwa.
It's really up to you.
I mean, one fatwa, two fatwa, three fatwa.
Who cares?
Yeah.
It's like them with 72 virgins.
It's just, it's a number that means countless.
So I just have 72.
I have countless fatwas.
There we go.
All right.
Fine with all of them.
There's your answer.
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We're going to be talking today about a new migrant caravan going on.
But apparently, Mexico is not their favorite.
Is that from Dodge?
Yeah, well, do they still make those, by the way?
Yeah, the new Dodge migrant caravan comes with 17 seats.
Yes.
As opposed to the MS-13 Pacifica, which it's unreliable.
It's very own poyote.
And we may talk about some Islamic love stories, and we have a few different stories to get to today.
So let me ask you this, where should, or where do you think illegals will go if they can't come to the United States anymore?
Brace Yourself, Grocery Stores! 00:04:51
I don't know.
Scandinavia.
Remember when they left Finland?
All the terrorists?
It was all the ISIS members that were going into Europe and they actually went into Finland and they spoke to the local news.
Like, it's so boring.
There's nothing to do.
Really?
Yes.
They left Finland.
I love that.
Yeah.
I mean, who knew that nature's greatest defense was being boring?
It's like nature, like a frog with like red, bright colors to let you know that it's poisonous.
Like Finland, it's just, it just lets you know, like, there's nothing to do.
All right.
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We're shortening up the intros.
It's too much because no one wants to hear how you're doing.
I am good.
Gerald's fine.
Okay.
All right.
So here, let's just go straight to this because it's fun.
You know, Snap, we talked about that because the left thinks that it's a violation of basic fundamental human rights to not be able to buy as much Fanta as you want on the taxpayers' dime.
Well, now some states are starting the ban on junk food with Snap.
And some people were surprised and angry.
It's just fun to see the reactions.
They really own that.
They say no EBT.
No, they own that.
The food stands on EBT is over.
On apple.
You can only buy steak, chicken, vegetables, no snacks, no nuts.
Vegetables.
You feel me?
In a lot of books, if you actually read books, freaks.
Okay, don't be condescending to me.
People don't have a choice of what they eat.
They eat what the government tells them they can eat.
Good.
That's what you're wanting?
Yes.
Really?
So, y'all mean it's saying I can't buy no snacks off my TBC card.
No.
Try an apple.
That's a snack.
Trying to get all my good snacks.
A bowl of melon.
Why the f am I doing with me trying that house with no snacks?
I got to buy cakes.
Oh, I better go get a job.
Oh, man.
I'm always worth it.
My EBC fall off three years.
What if somebody was on their last $3 and all they had was money for a bag of chips?
Ain't no freaking way you can't get snacks, chips, candy, juice on EBT.
Somebody's out there on their last $3.
You think they're about to go get a steak?
Get a potato.
Nick's about to start stealing.
Start?
Brace yourselves, grocery stores!
It's just been pre-gaming till this point.
Sometimes I forget the only adult in the room is intensely racist.
Like, this is the problem: you can't threaten if you already do it.
We're about to start stealing.
It's like you do realize that they have a pump shotgun because you've already done it forever.
Like, that's what people are expecting.
You've heard of rooftop Koreans, right?
And here's the thing: they will call evil good and good evil.
It even applies here.
Like, I can't get all my good snacks.
A banana, how much is one banana?
Not a is it, is it 39 cents at the gas station where they're expensive?
It's two for a dollar.
Okay, so that's where they're expensive.
Right.
Yeah.
It's like you think they're about to get a steak?
I don't know.
How about like a small yogurt and a hey, how about oats?
I don't know how you hear.
Like, I've talked about this.
When I was dirt poor, I lived off tuna, oats, whatever fruit was on sale, and I would get a good deal on baby food.
Just like you can eat cheaply and eat.
It's actually more expensive.
You can buy that.
You can eat unhealthily with your oats, too.
Get a big box of oats, a big bag of brown sugar.
Yes.
That's going to be under $10.
There you go.
You can do that too, but you don't want to.
It sounds to me like you're just looking for a reason to steal.
And the other thing here is you want the government to tell.
Guys, please tell me that everyone understands this.
It's not that hard.
You pay.
It's your money.
You can buy whatever you want.
It's my money.
I buy whatever you want.
And I don't care if you want it.
My money, I pick.
Your money, you pick.
There we go.
We're going out to dinner.
You're paying.
You can pay the restaurant.
If I'm paying, I pick what we eat.
I'm the government.
I'm the taxpayer.
I don't buy that crap.
And by the way, I also don't factor into the budget because it's expensive and it's surplus calories that are of no value.
So why would you be able to?
This is how far, when people say, you know, both of everyone may have gone right, the right has gone far right and the left has gone right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The left has gone so far left and the right has gone moderately left that we considered a violation of human rights for morbidly obese non-working Americans to not be able to steal my money and buy cool ranch Doritos.
When you say the founding fathers would have wanted it this way, you would have had a ball, a musket ball through your forehead before you could finish that phrase.
You have no idea.
They were throwing tea in the harbor because of a tax on that very drink.
You think they'd put up with this?
They wouldn't have a chip in their brain for it.
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