Louder with Crowder - The Migrant Caravan They Aren't Telling You About
Aired: 2025-08-08
Duration: 12:42


=== How to Paint Muhammad (07:28) ===

[00:00:37]  Hi, welcome to Joy of Painting.
[00:00:39]  I'm happy to see you here today.
[00:00:41]  So today we're going to be teaching you how to draw a nice picture in a landscape of Muhammad.
[00:00:48]  Peace be upon him, the holiest of prophets.
[00:00:51]  So let's show you how to start.
[00:00:52]  You got to get your paint ready.
[00:00:53]  I prefer to use oils.
[00:00:55]  You could use pastels.
[00:00:57]  It's whatever you pick.
[00:00:58]  Painting can be easy for anybody.
[00:01:00]  Let's just pick a nice neutral color.
[00:01:04]  And we are going to just start drawing Muhammad.
[00:01:07]  A little prophet there.
[00:01:08]  Well, let me grab a color.
[00:01:10]  There we go.
[00:01:11]  Just give him a body.
[00:01:13]  A little bit of a body there.
[00:01:14]  See, it doesn't have to be complex.
[00:01:16]  Traditional headdress they wear in the Middle East.
[00:01:20]  Let's give this.
[00:01:21]  Let's give this man a beard.
[00:01:24]  There we go.
[00:01:25]  Nice beard for Muhammad.
[00:01:28]  It protects your face in the sandstorms.
[00:01:30]  Beard's important to have.
[00:01:32]  And there we go.
[00:01:33]  Give him some facial features.
[00:01:35]  See little details.
[00:01:36]  See how that fills out the picture.
[00:01:38]  Now Muhammad, though, look at him.
[00:01:40]  He looks lonely.
[00:01:42]  How about we give him a wife?
[00:01:44]  Let's just draw him.
[00:01:46]  Little wife.
[00:01:48]  Favorite one was Aisha, a little six-year-old wife.
[00:01:52]  Right there.
[00:01:52]  We'll put her in the hijab, not the full burqa.
[00:01:56]  You can choose your favorite color for the hijab or burqa.
[00:02:00]  Can be black or slate.
[00:02:04]  And little six-year-old Aisha.
[00:02:05]  You know what?
[00:02:06]  Let's give her a knapsack.
[00:02:09]  She's about that age where she'll go to school.
[00:02:11]  Aisha, Muhammad's favorite wife, was six.
[00:02:14]  Nine when he consummated, she was a good student.
[00:02:17]  And a tender lover.
[00:02:18]  Look at that.
[00:02:20]  See, look, very quickly we have Aisha, Muhammad.
[00:02:24]  What a cute couple.
[00:02:26]  But he still seems a little lonely.
[00:02:27]  Let's give him a few more wives.
[00:02:29]  Just a few more wives.
[00:02:30]  These ones don't have to be complex.
[00:02:32]  Again, you can use black or gray.
[00:02:34]  Let's give them the full burqa.
[00:02:36]  There you go.
[00:02:38]  And a couple more wives.
[00:02:40]  Just a couple more wives to keep him company.
[00:02:42]  One, two, three.
[00:02:43]  Of course, he had more.
[00:02:46]  You can draw as many as you want.
[00:02:47]  Use the color you want.
[00:02:48]  Muhammad liked some foliage.
[00:02:51]  Let's draw some trees for him.
[00:02:53]  I'm using a forest green.
[00:02:55]  You could use a military green because he was a warlord.
[00:03:01]  Killed lots of Christians and Jews.
[00:03:02]  Didn't like him very much.
[00:03:04]  There we go.
[00:03:06]  Just some foliage, some trees.
[00:03:08]  Let's give some there on the other side of Muhammad there.
[00:03:10]  Let's get just a little bit of green.
[00:03:12]  Oh, that's nice.
[00:03:13]  See, Muhammad was really clear that it should never hurt the trees in a time of war.
[00:03:18]  Was very concerned with the plants.
[00:03:21]  Not so much with his wife, so let's give Aisha a little bit of a black eye.
[00:03:25]  I think that's her next step.
[00:03:27]  Muhammad, of course, did strike Aisha, but only lightly, causing her great pain.
[00:03:32]  Let's put black eye there.
[00:03:34]  I'm using mauve.
[00:03:36]  You can use violet.
[00:03:38]  You just want to make sure people see the severe beating Aisha took.
[00:03:44]  You know what?
[00:03:44]  Let's get a crimson red in there.
[00:03:46]  Give little six-year-old Aisha, student lover, a fat lip.
[00:03:50]  That's Muhammad's wife, who he beat.
[00:03:53]  He's drawn right there, so you can see to the left of her.
[00:03:57]  And there we go, Aisha with a black eye and a fat lip.
[00:04:00]  Oh, look at that picture.
[00:04:03]  Out there in the desert, lonely nights.
[00:04:07]  See, look what we were able to draw here.
[00:04:09]  Just a couple of minutes.
[00:04:10]  Painting doesn't have to be hard, especially when your inspiration is Muhammad, the holiest of prophets, who liked to beat a six-year-old wife.
[00:04:20]  Didn't hurt trees, but had lots of wives.
[00:04:23]  Didn't like Jews.
[00:04:25]  I hope you've enjoyed it.
[00:04:28]  Have a good week, and happy painting.
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[00:05:13]  Glad to be with you.
[00:05:15]  Question: Is that your first time seeing that one?
[00:05:17]  That is, I believe that's a 2015, 2014 deep cut.
[00:05:22]  And that's the one that got me on the old ISIS kill list.
[00:05:25]  That's oldie.
[00:05:26]  That is an oldie.
[00:05:27]  There's actually a we should release it.
[00:05:29]  There was a multi-part series.
[00:05:30]  There was.
[00:05:31]  Where is this?
[00:05:32]  Part two.
[00:05:33]  Part two.
[00:05:33]  There was three parts.
[00:05:34]  You kind of sound like you're still in character.
[00:05:36]  What?
[00:05:37]  Come on.
[00:05:38]  Let's have a good night.
[00:05:39]  Happy little host.
[00:05:42]  I wish I had a good six-year-old wife to relieve some stuff.
[00:05:45]  You'd have to wait until she was nine, Stephen, to relieve that stress.
[00:05:48]  Not if you want to punch her.
[00:05:49]  Yeah, well, you can punch her at any age.
[00:05:52]  You can only fornicate with her thighs from six to nine.
[00:05:56]  All cultures are equal.
[00:05:57]  Just from six to nine, just use your thighs.
[00:05:59]  That's, you know, we all have to make compromises.
[00:06:04]  This is going white?
[00:06:08]  It is true.
[00:06:09]  It is all true.
[00:06:11]  He just engaged in friction activities, let's say, with her thighs until she was nine.
[00:06:17]  Because then she was the ripe old age of nine.
[00:06:19]  Yes.
[00:06:20]  Here's the thing.
[00:06:20]  That was never normal.
[00:06:21]  Guys, we weren't even planning on talking about this today.
[00:06:23]  That was never.
[00:06:26]  Mary was only 14 or 15.
[00:06:28]  Do you know?
[00:06:28]  You know the difference between six and 14, 15, right?
[00:06:31]  There is some difference.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.
[00:06:32]  Yeah.
[00:06:33]  Right?
[00:06:33]  Like eight years at the very least.
[00:06:35]  Yes.
[00:06:35]  And one is a woman and one is not.
[00:06:37]  Right.
[00:06:38]  It's true.
[00:06:39]  You would have to go out, like go to the local mall and exclusively be sexually attracted to the Hello Kitty backpacks.
[00:06:45]  That's for context.
[00:06:47]  The holiest of prophets.
[00:06:48]  Peace be upon him.
[00:06:49]  All right.
[00:06:49]  So the team wants to know if you want to put this out on X or if you don't want another fatwa.
[00:06:54]  It's really up to you.
[00:06:55]  I mean, one fatwa, two fatwa, three fatwa.
[00:06:58]  Who cares?
[00:07:00]  Yeah.
[00:07:00]  It's like them with 72 virgins.
[00:07:02]  It's just, it's a number that means countless.
[00:07:03]  So I just have 72.
[00:07:04]  I have countless fatwas.
[00:07:05]  There we go.
[00:07:06]  All right.
[00:07:06]  Fine with all of them.
[00:07:07]  There's your answer.
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[00:07:21]  We're going to be talking today about a new migrant caravan going on.
[00:07:26]  But apparently, Mexico is not their favorite.
[00:07:28]  Is that from Dodge?
[00:07:30]  Yeah, well, do they still make those, by the way?
[00:07:32]  Yeah, the new Dodge migrant caravan comes with 17 seats.
[00:07:35]  Yes.
[00:07:36]  As opposed to the MS-13 Pacifica, which it's unreliable.
[00:07:40]  It's very own poyote.
[00:07:42]  And we may talk about some Islamic love stories, and we have a few different stories to get to today.
[00:07:46]  So let me ask you this, where should, or where do you think illegals will go if they can't come to the United States anymore?

=== Brace Yourself, Grocery Stores! (04:51) ===

[00:07:51]  I don't know.
[00:07:52]  Scandinavia.
[00:07:54]  Remember when they left Finland?
[00:07:55]  All the terrorists?
[00:07:56]  It was all the ISIS members that were going into Europe and they actually went into Finland and they spoke to the local news.
[00:08:00]  Like, it's so boring.
[00:08:01]  There's nothing to do.
[00:08:02]  Really?
[00:08:03]  Yes.
[00:08:04]  They left Finland.
[00:08:05]  I love that.
[00:08:05]  Yeah.
[00:08:06]  I mean, who knew that nature's greatest defense was being boring?
[00:08:10]  It's like nature, like a frog with like red, bright colors to let you know that it's poisonous.
[00:08:14]  Like Finland, it's just, it just lets you know, like, there's nothing to do.
[00:08:17]  All right.
[00:08:18]  Captain Morgan, CEO, and Friday and Saturday, August 22nd, 23rd at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon.
[00:08:25]  We're shortening up the intros.
[00:08:26]  It's too much because no one wants to hear how you're doing.
[00:08:29]  I am good.
[00:08:29]  Gerald's fine.
[00:08:30]  Okay.
[00:08:31]  All right.
[00:08:31]  So here, let's just go straight to this because it's fun.
[00:08:34]  You know, Snap, we talked about that because the left thinks that it's a violation of basic fundamental human rights to not be able to buy as much Fanta as you want on the taxpayers' dime.
[00:08:43]  Well, now some states are starting the ban on junk food with Snap.
[00:08:48]  And some people were surprised and angry.
[00:08:51]  It's just fun to see the reactions.
[00:08:53]  They really own that.
[00:08:54]  They say no EBT.
[00:08:56]  No, they own that.
[00:08:58]  The food stands on EBT is over.
[00:09:00]  On apple.
[00:09:01]  You can only buy steak, chicken, vegetables, no snacks, no nuts.
[00:09:06]  Vegetables.
[00:09:07]  You feel me?
[00:09:08]  In a lot of books, if you actually read books, freaks.
[00:09:12]  Okay, don't be condescending to me.
[00:09:14]  People don't have a choice of what they eat.
[00:09:16]  They eat what the government tells them they can eat.
[00:09:18]  Good.
[00:09:18]  That's what you're wanting?
[00:09:20]  Yes.
[00:09:21]  Really?
[00:09:21]  So, y'all mean it's saying I can't buy no snacks off my TBC card.
[00:09:25]  No.
[00:09:26]  Try an apple.
[00:09:28]  That's a snack.
[00:09:28]  Trying to get all my good snacks.
[00:09:30]  A bowl of melon.
[00:09:31]  Why the f am I doing with me trying that house with no snacks?
[00:09:33]  I got to buy cakes.
[00:09:34]  Oh, I better go get a job.
[00:09:36]  Oh, man.
[00:09:36]  I'm always worth it.
[00:09:37]  My EBC fall off three years.
[00:09:38]  What if somebody was on their last $3 and all they had was money for a bag of chips?
[00:09:43]  Ain't no freaking way you can't get snacks, chips, candy, juice on EBT.
[00:09:51]  Somebody's out there on their last $3.
[00:09:53]  You think they're about to go get a steak?
[00:09:55]  Get a potato.
[00:09:56]  Nick's about to start stealing.
[00:09:58]  Start?
[00:10:04]  Brace yourselves, grocery stores!
[00:10:07]  It's just been pre-gaming till this point.
[00:10:11]  Sometimes I forget the only adult in the room is intensely racist.
[00:10:17]  Like, this is the problem: you can't threaten if you already do it.
[00:10:22]  We're about to start stealing.
[00:10:24]  It's like you do realize that they have a pump shotgun because you've already done it forever.
[00:10:29]  Like, that's what people are expecting.
[00:10:31]  You've heard of rooftop Koreans, right?
[00:10:33]  And here's the thing: they will call evil good and good evil.
[00:10:36]  It even applies here.
[00:10:36]  Like, I can't get all my good snacks.
[00:10:39]  A banana, how much is one banana?
[00:10:40]  Not a is it, is it 39 cents at the gas station where they're expensive?
[00:10:45]  It's two for a dollar.
[00:10:46]  Okay, so that's where they're expensive.
[00:10:48]  Right.
[00:10:49]  Yeah.
[00:10:49]  It's like you think they're about to get a steak?
[00:10:51]  I don't know.
[00:10:51]  How about like a small yogurt and a hey, how about oats?
[00:10:55]  I don't know how you hear.
[00:10:56]  Like, I've talked about this.
[00:10:57]  When I was dirt poor, I lived off tuna, oats, whatever fruit was on sale, and I would get a good deal on baby food.
[00:11:04]  Just like you can eat cheaply and eat.
[00:11:07]  It's actually more expensive.
[00:11:08]  You can buy that.
[00:11:09]  You can eat unhealthily with your oats, too.
[00:11:10]  Get a big box of oats, a big bag of brown sugar.
[00:11:14]  Yes.
[00:11:14]  That's going to be under $10.
[00:11:16]  There you go.
[00:11:16]  You can do that too, but you don't want to.
[00:11:19]  It sounds to me like you're just looking for a reason to steal.
[00:11:22]  And the other thing here is you want the government to tell.
[00:11:26]  Guys, please tell me that everyone understands this.
[00:11:29]  It's not that hard.
[00:11:31]  You pay.
[00:11:32]  It's your money.
[00:11:33]  You can buy whatever you want.
[00:11:34]  It's my money.
[00:11:36]  I buy whatever you want.
[00:11:38]  And I don't care if you want it.
[00:11:40]  My money, I pick.
[00:11:41]  Your money, you pick.
[00:11:42]  There we go.
[00:11:43]  We're going out to dinner.
[00:11:44]  You're paying.
[00:11:45]  You can pay the restaurant.
[00:11:47]  If I'm paying, I pick what we eat.
[00:11:50]  I'm the government.
[00:11:51]  I'm the taxpayer.
[00:11:52]  I don't buy that crap.
[00:11:54]  And by the way, I also don't factor into the budget because it's expensive and it's surplus calories that are of no value.
[00:12:00]  So why would you be able to?
[00:12:02]  This is how far, when people say, you know, both of everyone may have gone right, the right has gone far right and the left has gone right.
[00:12:08]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:12:09]  The left has gone so far left and the right has gone moderately left that we considered a violation of human rights for morbidly obese non-working Americans to not be able to steal my money and buy cool ranch Doritos.
[00:12:25]  When you say the founding fathers would have wanted it this way, you would have had a ball, a musket ball through your forehead before you could finish that phrase.
[00:12:33]  You have no idea.
[00:12:34]  They were throwing tea in the harbor because of a tax on that very drink.
[00:12:38]  You think they'd put up with this?
[00:12:40]  They wouldn't have a chip in their brain for it.