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Aug. 4, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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MAGA Smokeshow Sydney Sweeney Comes Out As Republican
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If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
Very much, everybody.
Is there a bathroom on Marine one?
This dropped over the weekend, which of course melted the internet.
I guess, yeah, it just melted the internet.
I was going to say melted the internet on fire.
That doesn't make any sense.
Not at all.
No, it's just a heat thing.
So this happened.
Sidney Sweeney.
Remember her?
Yes.
Thanks, Marv.
And you may like her.
You'd be like, okay, Sidney Sweeney, good-looking girl selling good-looking jeans.
That's fun.
The left losing their money.
What's not to like?
Well, is there more to like is the question.
Could we add more to this equation that would make it even more like a bull?
I know that's what you were all asking.
Here's Sydney Sweeney doing pretty well handling some guns.
All the time!
921.
Oh, my God, girl.
Your first time?
That was really good.
It was absolutely not a first time.
You were dog nuts.
Ready, girl?
Yes.
Ready, girl?
Great reload.
You see what I did there?
For your first day, that's pretty good.
Thank you.
No, that absolutely was not her first day, but the point remains.
I know what you're thinking.
We'll see you next time.
Thank you.
I know that's exactly what you were thinking because that's what we were thinking.
And we're just like you.
Here's something else that makes it even better.
We found out that she is a registered Republican in Florida.
Two things that I like.
Well, three things if you include the lady.
Good-looking lady.
We're not going to get into the debate as whether she's the best-looking woman of all time.
I think she's pretty.
I think Sydney Crawford and Daisy said we weren't going to get to, and then you went to the registered Republican or prefers the old lady from Titanic.
Oh, I get it.
I don't even know why you would go there.
You thought she did the right thing by not saving Jack and Threads.
I didn't have an overboard, did you?
So do you think she probably won't be apologizing?
That was the big concern, right?
Was that she would apologize for this American Eagle ad because so many celebrities have been doing that.
It seems like maybe she won't.
And you know what?
I know the gun community is autistic.
Like, well, actually, that's not that.
Just shut up, okay?
Is it her first time?
I guarantee you it's not her first time.
Is it difficult with a gun that size at whatever it is, seven, ten yards?
No, but she knows how to handle a firearm.
She did it properly.
It was safe.
She's good looking.
She's registered as a Republican in the state of Florida.
What more do you want?
You want to talk about, oh, no, she stayed in the trigger.
Shut up.
You'll die alone.
The point is, she was smiling and she was happy and she was shooting a gun.
Yes.
That is what I like to do.
That is absolutely correct.
And any guy who says they don't find a woman more attractive if she fires a gun semi-well is lying and that's a man not to be trusted.
That's why I want to die.
Yeah.
I hope I get to watch.
My wife shooting me?
Hot.
I hope I get to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, here, hold on, you're going to need these ear pros.
And I just look behind.
They have a range for ladies.
Look at Mary go.
That's just an automatic.
Mary's the range officer.
That's not sacrilegious, I don't think.
No, no, it's not.
It's not.
You don't think that Mary would have a gun if the Messiah was born in 2025?
Of course she would.
What kind of gun is she carrying, though?
She's not rocking a nosy.
We're going to get into some territory.
Now you're going to have the gun autist.
Like, well, actually, it's very clear that she was going to not even.
Oh, no, tell you what, Satan cares, SIG 320.
You just throw it on the ground.
Shoot everybody.
Tell you what, who else agrees with this?
President Trump.
He was thrilled to hear about the affiliation.
Sydney Sweeney seems like a very hot actress right now.
She's a registered Republican.
Oh, now I love her ad.
Is that right, is Sidney Sweeney?
Close enough.
You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans.
That's what I wouldn't have known, but I'm glad you told me that.
If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
Very much, everybody.
Is there a bathroom on Marine one?
It's like it genuinely made his day.
Finding out.
He's like, oh.
So let's just add this all up.
A very attractive woman cut an ad for an American-themed company.
That company has done pretty well.
And we now find out that this woman is a pretty good shot, or at least pretty good with firearms, more than passable.
And she's a registered Republican in Florida.
As you can imagine, many on the left are going to need therapy.
Face, that's not a face of equality.
That's not a face of acceptance.
That's not a face of love.
Sidney Sweeney has always been an op.
She's always been an op.
She's always worked for them.
She's always been a part of the whole mega agenda.
I don't care.
Surprising to anybody.
She doesn't care about us.
She wants people to know who she really is.
That's why she did the American Eagle ads.
That's why she's supported a lot of people.
This guy gets supported.
Some of the good people say she's ass.
We know that.
This is the face of someone who is empowered by the current administration and their color as blue eyes.
It looks like Drool Brenner.
Yellow hair, white skin.
Admit it.
You came to her defense not just because you think she's a hot girl, but because you could smell her aura of her white supremacy and her support for a fascist, a grapist, and a racist.
And you like that.
Because that's the type of person that you are.
Look.
Okay, Mama-san.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you're trying to convince me that I should come over to your worldview, put a little effort in.
And I get what this is.
It's like when I kind of make a silly face on my driver's license, like, oh, I just make a don't smile.
And I go, okay, yeah, fine.
Snap.
It's like, I can say, well, I wanted to look like an idiot, right?
Because no matter what, you're never happy with the picture.
She's like, well, I deliberately put on a towel and crappy old pajamas because I'm not trying to be beautiful.
Meanwhile, of course, she has her makeup entirely done up.
Like, this is how I wake up all natural.
Like, look, just try and make yourself at least half as attractive as the person you're criticizing.
And I know it shouldn't have anything to do with the points that you make, but with men, it really does.
It really does.
We take that into the equation.
We go, okay, I like these points.
She's attractive.
I like these points.
She's not attractive.
We're going with the attractive one.
And in this case, we don't even like your points.
You're starting behind the eight ball.
What do you mean by points?
I wasn't really listening.
But I could say the same for Sidney Sweeney.
And I've agreed with her.
So here's something else, too.
We did some dig.
I didn't know this.
In 2022, the left was furious with her because a bunch of people wore MAGA themed gear to her mom's 60th birthday.
Like, just they're upset about that.
And here's the thing: this is something very Republicans had to be in the closet.
I know.
I mean, I was part of these groups when I worked in Hollywood.
It was bizarre.
It's like drawing half of the Christian fish and they have to complete it.
But now it's okay.
It's okay for young people to be conservative.
Donald Trump is, I don't want to hero worship.
He's fixing everything.
Demi Lovato is back to being hot.
Look at that.
Oh, come on.
She got married in a completely heteronormative wedding.
I don't know.
I kind of like her as Tiger King.
I'm kind of into that.
Yeah.
Tiger Queen, I'm into that.
That hit single Carol Baskin did really well.
Do you guys notice that?
Do you feel the shift in culture?
I don't think Sidney Sweeney's going to be apologizing.
And that would have been a foregone conclusion only five, six years ago.
Comment below.
And does it make her more attractive?
The answer is yes.
If you say no, you're wrong.
Absolutely.
Well, and it's also kind of a switch.
The American Eagle, that was a meme for a while.
Like they went from really good-looking young people to really fat, lesbian, gender-queer people.
And it's like, nothing is right.
And then they went back.
It's like, good.
Yeah.
It's not just a company doing something.
It's a company looking back and going, hopefully they said, this is a bad idea.
Yeah, and they'll make mistakes.
They're pandering to say, yeah, they're pandering, of course.
But at the same time, they're pandering, and so you shouldn't trust them.
But that does mean they do have these people follow the dollar.
And they now understand that the far left policies, the intersectional gender LGBT, it's just not working.
It's not a good sell.
And so they know that you are the half of this country that elect presidents, and especially a lot of young people.
So look, not everything is doom and gloom.
That's pretty good.
Plus, you get to see some ladies with guns.
Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest all caps ad out there.
It's for American Eagle.
And the jeans are, quote, flying off the shelves.
Who's he, quote?
Me.
Go get him, Sidney.
Also, Gerald never heard of someone with a name that's geographically based.
I guess he never heard of Sidney Sweeney.
Her sister, Melbourne.
Shut up.
On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement.
That's what it was.
It was a total disaster.
The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil.
Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful, disgraceful ad?
Freaks.
Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light?
Bud Light.
We all remember Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company.
The market cap destruction has been unprecedented with millions, sorry, billions of dollars so foolishly lost.
And that's foolishly.
Or just look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
He's back on this.
Look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
I'm reading this in real time with you guys.
Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on truth that I can't stand her, hate.
Why did he have to interpret himself?
She was booed out of the Super Bowl and the honeymoon suite by Kelsey and became no.
It became no longer hot.
And I have that power.
I make women no longer hot.
Folks, the tide has seriously turned.
Being woke is for losers.
Being Republican is what you want to be.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Was it 9:30 this morning, I think?
Came out swinging.
That is funny.
Thank you for your attention to this matter on some gossip.
It is hilarious.
So funny.
That's gossip.
That's hot gossip.
Ever since I pointed out that Taylor Swift is a pancake ass, everyone said, you're right.
I've never seen an ass so much like a pancake.
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