Louder with Crowder - MAGA Smokeshow Sydney Sweeney Comes Out As Republican
Aired: 2025-08-04
Duration: 12:37


=== Sidney Sweeney's Surprise (10:16) ===

[00:00:09]  If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
[00:00:16]  Is there a bathroom on Marine one?
[00:00:20]  This dropped over the weekend, which of course melted the internet.
[00:00:24]  I guess, yeah, it just melted the internet.
[00:00:26]  Yeah.
[00:00:26]  I was going to say melted the internet on fire.
[00:00:28]  That doesn't make any sense.
[00:00:29]  Not at all.
[00:00:29]  No, it's just a heat thing.
[00:00:31]  So this happened.
[00:00:32]  Sidney Sweeney.
[00:00:34]  Remember her?
[00:00:35]  Yes.
[00:00:38]  Thanks, Marv.
[00:00:40]  And you may like her.
[00:00:41]  You'd be like, okay, Sidney Sweeney, good-looking girl selling good-looking jeans.
[00:00:45]  That's fun.
[00:00:46]  The left losing their money.
[00:00:47]  What's not to like?
[00:00:48]  Well, is there more to like is the question.
[00:00:50]  Could we add more to this equation that would make it even more like a bull?
[00:00:54]  I know that's what you were all asking.
[00:00:55]  Here's Sidney Sweeney doing pretty well handling some guns.
[00:01:14]  921.
[00:01:15]  Oh, my God, girl.
[00:01:17]  Your first time?
[00:01:18]  That was really good.
[00:01:19]  It was absolutely not her first time.
[00:01:35]  Great reload.
[00:01:40]  You see what I did there?
[00:01:41]  I'd be really crying if I were you.
[00:01:43]  For your first day, that's pretty good.
[00:01:45]  Thank you.
[00:01:46]  Now, that absolutely was not her first day, but the point remains, and I know what you're thinking.
[00:02:07]  I know that's exactly what you were thinking because that's what we were thinking.
[00:02:11]  And we're just like you.
[00:02:13]  Here's something else that makes it even better.
[00:02:15]  We found out that she is a registered Republican in Florida.
[00:02:20]  Two things that I like.
[00:02:24]  Well, three things if you include the lady.
[00:02:27]  Good looking lady.
[00:02:28]  We're not going to get into the debate as whether she's the best looking woman of all time.
[00:02:30]  I think she's pretty.
[00:02:32]  I think Sydney Crawford and David said we weren't going to get to, and then you went to the registered Republican in Florida.
[00:02:38]  I think I was a little bit of a bad preferred lady from Titanic.
[00:02:40]  Oh, I get it.
[00:02:41]  I don't even know why you would go there.
[00:02:44]  You thought she did the right thing by not saving Jack and Thread?
[00:02:46]  I didn't have an overboard, did you?
[00:02:47]  So do you think she probably won't be apologizing?
[00:02:50]  That was the big concern, right?
[00:02:51]  Was that she would apologize for this American Eagle ad because so many celebrities have been doing that.
[00:02:55]  It seems like maybe she won't.
[00:02:58]  And you know what?
[00:02:59]  I know the gun community is autistic.
[00:03:00]  Like, well, actually, that's not that.
[00:03:02]  Just shut up, okay?
[00:03:04]  Is it her first time?
[00:03:05]  I guarantee you it's not her first time.
[00:03:07]  Is it difficult with a gun that size at whatever it is, seven, 10 yards?
[00:03:11]  No, but she knows how to handle a firearm.
[00:03:13]  She did it properly.
[00:03:14]  It was safe.
[00:03:15]  She's good looking.
[00:03:16]  She's registered as a Republican in the state of Florida.
[00:03:18]  What more do you want?
[00:03:19]  You want to talk about, oh, no, she stayed in the trigger.
[00:03:22]  Shut up.
[00:03:23]  You'll die alone.
[00:03:24]  The point is, she was smiling and she was happy and she was shooting a gun.
[00:03:28]  Yes.
[00:03:28]  That is what I like to do.
[00:03:30]  That is absolutely correct.
[00:03:32]  And any guy who says they don't find a woman more attractive if she fires a gun semi-well is lying and that's a man not to be trusted.
[00:03:40]  That's why I want to die.
[00:03:42]  Yeah.
[00:03:43]  I hope I get to.
[00:03:44]  My wife shooting me?
[00:03:45]  Hot.
[00:03:46]  I hope I get to.
[00:03:48]  I hope I get to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, here, hold on, you're going to need these ear pros.
[00:03:52]  And I just look.
[00:03:55]  They have a range for ladies.
[00:03:59]  Look at Mary go.
[00:04:03]  That's just an automatic.
[00:04:05]  Mary's the range officer.
[00:04:08]  That's not sacrilegious, I don't think.
[00:04:10]  No, no, it's not.
[00:04:11]  It's not.
[00:04:12]  You don't think that Mary would have a gun if the Messiah was born in 2025?
[00:04:15]  Of course she would.
[00:04:16]  What kind of gun is she carrying, though?
[00:04:19]  She's not rocking a nosy.
[00:04:21]  We're going to get into some territory.
[00:04:22]  Now you're going to have the gun autist.
[00:04:23]  Like, well, actually, it's very clear that she was going to not even tell you what Satan cares for 20.
[00:04:34]  He's just throwing on the ground, shoot everybody.
[00:04:37]  Tell you what, who else agrees with this?
[00:04:39]  President Trump.
[00:04:40]  He was thrilled to hear about the affiliation.
[00:04:42]  Sydney Sweeney, she's like a very hot actor.
[00:04:44]  She's a registered Republican.
[00:04:46]  Oh, now I love her ad.
[00:04:48]  Is that right?
[00:04:51]  Close enough.
[00:04:51]  You'd be surprised at how many people are Republicans.
[00:04:55]  That's what I wouldn't have known, but I'm glad you told me that.
[00:04:59]  If Sidney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her ad is fantastic.
[00:05:05]  Thank you very much, everybody.
[00:05:07]  Is there a bathroom on Marine one?
[00:05:12]  It's like it genuinely made his day.
[00:05:15]  Finding out.
[00:05:16]  He's like, oh.
[00:05:17]  So let's just add this all up.
[00:05:20]  A very attractive woman cut an ad for an American-themed company.
[00:05:25]  That company has done pretty well.
[00:05:27]  And we now find out that this woman is a pretty good shot, or at least pretty good with firearms, more than passable.
[00:05:34]  And she's a registered Republican in Florida.
[00:05:36]  As you can imagine, many on the left are going to need therapy.
[00:05:41]  Face.
[00:05:41]  That's not a face of equality.
[00:05:43]  That's not a face of acceptance.
[00:05:45]  That's not a face of love.
[00:05:46]  Sidney Sweeney has always been an op.
[00:05:48]  She's always been an op.
[00:05:49]  She's always worked for them.
[00:05:50]  She's always been a part of the whole MAGA agenda.
[00:05:52]  I don't care.
[00:05:52]  She's not surprising to anybody.
[00:05:54]  She doesn't care about us.
[00:05:58]  She wants people to know who she really is.
[00:06:00]  That's why she did the American Eagle ads.
[00:06:01]  That's why she's supported a lot of people.
[00:06:03]  This guy gets supported.
[00:06:04]  Some of the girls told us that she's ass.
[00:06:06]  We know that.
[00:06:07]  This is the face of someone who is empowered by the current administration and their color as blue eyes.
[00:06:17]  Looks like Jrool Brenner.
[00:06:18]  Yellow hair, white skin.
[00:06:21]  Admit it.
[00:06:21]  You came to her defense not just because you think she's a hot girl, but because you could smell her aura of her white supremacy and her support for a fascist, a grapist, and a racist.
[00:06:32]  And you like that because that's the type of person that you are.
[00:06:37]  Look.
[00:06:38]  Okay, Mama-san.
[00:06:39]  Yeah, I was going to say, if you're trying to convince me that I should come over to your worldview, put a little effort in.
[00:06:47]  And I get what this is.
[00:06:48]  It's like when I kind of make a silly face on my driver's license legger, I just make a don't smile.
[00:06:52]  And I go, okay, yeah, fine.
[00:06:53]  Snap.
[00:06:54]  It's like I can say, well, I wanted to look like an idiot, right?
[00:06:57]  Because no matter what, you're never happy with the picture.
[00:06:59]  She's like, well, I deliberately put on a towel and crappy old pajamas because I'm not trying to be beautiful.
[00:07:04]  Meanwhile, of course, she has her makeup entirely done up.
[00:07:06]  Like, this is how I wake up all natural.
[00:07:08]  Like, look, just try and make yourself at least half as attractive as the person you're criticizing.
[00:07:12]  And I know it shouldn't have anything to do with the points that you make, but with men, it really does.
[00:07:17]  It really does.
[00:07:18]  We take that into the equation.
[00:07:19]  We go, okay, I like these points.
[00:07:21]  She's attractive.
[00:07:22]  I like these points.
[00:07:23]  She's not attractive.
[00:07:24]  We're going with the attractive one.
[00:07:25]  And in this case, we don't even like your points.
[00:07:28]  You're starting behind the eight ball.
[00:07:30]  What do you mean by points?
[00:07:31]  I wasn't really listening, but I could say the same for Sidney Sweeney.
[00:07:35]  And I've agreed with her.
[00:07:36]  So here's something else, too.
[00:07:38]  We did some digging.
[00:07:39]  I didn't know this.
[00:07:40]  In 2022, the left was furious with her because a bunch of people wore MAGA-themed gear to her mom's 60th birthday.
[00:07:47]  Like, just they're upset about that.
[00:07:49]  And here's the thing: this is something very Republicans had to be in the closet.
[00:07:53]  I know.
[00:07:53]  I mean, I was part of these groups when I worked in Hollywood.
[00:07:56]  It was bizarre.
[00:07:57]  It's like drawing half of the Christian fish and they have to complete it.
[00:08:00]  But now it's okay.
[00:08:02]  It's okay for young people to be conservative.
[00:08:04]  Donald Trump is, I don't want to hero worship.
[00:08:07]  He's fixing everything.
[00:08:08]  Demi Lovato is back to being hot.
[00:08:12]  Look at that.
[00:08:13]  Oh, come on.
[00:08:15]  She got married in a completely heteronormative wedding.
[00:08:18]  I don't know.
[00:08:18]  I kind of like her as Tiger King.
[00:08:22]  I'm kind of into that.
[00:08:23]  Yeah.
[00:08:24]  Tiger Queen, I'm into that.
[00:08:25]  That hit single Carol Baskin did really well.
[00:08:29]  Do you guys notice that?
[00:08:30]  Do you feel the shift in culture?
[00:08:32]  I don't think Sidney Sweeney's going to be apologizing, and that would have been a foregone conclusion only five, six years ago.
[00:08:37]  Comment below.
[00:08:38]  And does it make her more attractive?
[00:08:40]  The answer is yes.
[00:08:40]  If you say no, you're wrong.
[00:08:41]  Absolutely.
[00:08:42]  Well, and it's also kind of a switch.
[00:08:44]  The American Eagle, that was a meme for a while.
[00:08:46]  Like they went from really good-looking young people to really fat, lesbian, gender-queer people.
[00:08:52]  And it's like, nothing is right.
[00:08:53]  And then they went back.
[00:08:54]  It's like, good.
[00:08:55]  Yeah, it's not just a company doing something.
[00:08:57]  It's a company looking back and going, hopefully they said, this is a bad idea.
[00:09:01]  Yeah, and they'll make mistakes.
[00:09:01]  They're pandering to say, yeah, they're pandering, of course.
[00:09:03]  But at the same time, they're pandering, and so you shouldn't trust them.
[00:09:07]  But that does mean they do have these people follow the dollar.
[00:09:10]  And they now understand that the far-left policies, the intersectional gender LGBT, it's just not working.
[00:09:17]  It's not a good sell.
[00:09:19]  And so they know that you are the half of this country that elect presidents, and especially a lot of young people.
[00:09:24]  So, look, not everything is doom and gloom.
[00:09:26]  That's pretty good.
[00:09:26]  Plus, you get to see some ladies with guns.
[00:09:29]  Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest all caps ad out there.
[00:09:35]  It's for American Eagle.
[00:09:37]  And the jeans are, quote, flying off the shelves.
[00:09:40]  Who's he, quote?
[00:09:42]  Me.
[00:09:45]  Go get him, Sidney.
[00:09:47]  Also, Gerald never heard of someone with a name that's geographically based.
[00:09:51]  I guess he never heard of Sidney Sweeney.
[00:09:55]  Her sister, Melbourne.
[00:09:56]  Shut up.
[00:09:59]  On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement.
[00:10:05]  That's what it was.
[00:10:06]  It was a total disaster.
[00:10:08]  The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil.

=== Woke Stars and Market Caps (02:26) ===

[00:10:13]  Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful, disgraceful ad?
[00:10:18]  Freaks.
[00:10:22]  Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light?
[00:10:26]  Bud Light.
[00:10:27]  We all remember Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company.
[00:10:35]  The market cap destruction has been unprecedented with millions, sorry, billions of dollars so foolishly lost.
[00:10:43]  And that's foolishly.
[00:10:46]  Or just look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
[00:10:50]  He's back on this.
[00:10:53]  Look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
[00:10:55]  I'm reading this in real time with you guys.
[00:10:57]  Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on truth that I can't stand her, hate.
[00:11:07]  Why did he have to interpret himself?
[00:11:09]  She was booed out of the Super Bowl and the honeymoon suite by Kelsey.
[00:11:14]  Aww.
[00:11:15]  And became no.
[00:11:19]  It became no longer hot.
[00:11:23]  And I have that power.
[00:11:25]  I make women no longer hot.
[00:11:27]  Folks, the tide has seriously turned.
[00:11:30]  Being woke is for losers.
[00:11:32]  Being Republican is what you want to be.
[00:11:35]  Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[00:11:38]  Was it 9:30 this morning, I think?
[00:11:42]  Came out swinging.
[00:11:43]  That is funny.
[00:11:44]  Thank you for your attention to this matter on some gossip.
[00:11:48]  It is hilarious.
[00:11:49]  So funny.
[00:11:51]  That's gossip.
[00:11:52]  That's hot gossip.
[00:11:55]  Ever since I pointed out that Taylor Swift is a pancake ass, everyone said, you're right.
[00:12:02]  I've never seen an ass so much like a pancake.
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