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It's usually more like room temperature.
It makes me buke.
So for those of you who have never played, you can play along with us.
We are going to run a clip, and then we have multiple choice answers as to what the next line is.
And you have the answers.
I have the answers.
Okay, cold sweat with Charles Bronson who just oozes masculinity.
Let's go to the first clip.
Am I wrong?
But are you later than usual?
All you girls seem to say the same thing.
Oh, well, I thought you were in the harbour tonight, not out in the town.
But of course, two can play the same game.
Five or six is even better.
I'm all running in it.
Hold on a second.
Let's put that in.
He was far too invasive placing that money in there.
Yeah.
Sure, I could just put it in your outside pocket or put it in your hand, but I like brushing your tits.
That's not in the script either.
That was his wife.
That was his wife?
Real wife?
Yeah, for twelve years.
Well, at the time?
With the missions, I like to improvise.
Jill, twenty two years, my dear.
Okay.
So, okay, it's how does Fabian the woman respond, right, to a man?
Right.
Okay, give us the option to join us.
Is it A?
You men think you could solve all the world's problems with more money.
Wait, should I read it as Bronson?
Let me see if I can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's her.
It's her saying it.
Oh, it's her?
Oh, okay.
Never mind then.
Oh, her, okay.
You do the lady.
I'll do the lady.
Is it B?
I always wanted to know what that felt like.
It tickles.
No.
Or is it C?
Oh, I guess you could say out as late as you like, Mona Mora.
Ooh.
All of those could be valid.
It's true.
I've I've got to imagine that in this case, because they really have to sell Charles Bronson as the pinnacle of, like, virile sexuality, that, you know, B seems like some disgusting looking guy.
No, he's not.
What?
No, he's not.
Yeah, he's not attractive.
He's Oh, come on.
Well, ladies loved him.
Ladies loved Charles Bronson.
Did they?
Oh, yeah.
My grandmother?
Ugh.
She just would get very comfortable when Deathwish 4 came on television.
He just he's not the one.
DJ Kallet has sex too, but.
That's not a problem.
You don't want to hear about it.
You mean that punk who just makes noise and scratches a record goes at a song?
Your kids wouldn't know music if it bit you in the ass.
Okay.
Plus he's a towelhead.
You weren't too kind to them back in my day.
You could call a Never mind.
They blow shit up, kids.
What do you think there, Gerald?
Give us your answer.
I mean, this I want to say it's either A or C. I've narrowed it down to those two, but I'm pretty sure this has got to turn in his favor because he is the chick magnet that you claim he is.
Yeah.
Well, otherwise, that's sexual assault.
I'm going to go see.
Oh, I guess you can stay out as late as you like among la mort.
I thought it was.
Okay, all right.
Remember, I start with a champion's point on defense.
I also start with a champion's point.
No, Josh does, because he beat you last night.
No, we tied.
We tied.
We tied.
We always start with a champion's point.
Yeah, but you don't, no, no, we tied, but to be the champion, you have to beat the champion.
It's not the champion's point.
It's the champion's point.
No, no, it's a plural.
Champion, apostrophe.
Does he lose a point or not?
not?
Because this isn't fair if he doesn't.
Look, you can enjoy your kind of wordplay games in hell.
There you go.
How about that?
Cool.
Yeah, well, if hell's for champions, then I'll see you there.
Because we're both champions.
Let me ask you, do you believe in apostrophes?
Because your head's going to be one when I split it.
I'm going to go to A. I think she's going to be like, you know, kind of caddie.
He's going to have a line back.
Yeah.
She's going to say, you men think you could solve all the world's problems with more money, and he's going to say something smart back.
Yeah, I actually think it was A. I would hope it's B, but, you know, in line A with the sexual assault that was completely just permitted in the day, A would seem to be the most appropriate.
So I have champion's point.
Gerald says C, and Josh and I both say A. Give us the answer, Toolman.
Okay, the answer is I always wanted to know what that felt like.
Oh!
Curveball.
Dang.
I thought that came from the mind of Devin.
I really did.
No, she got you guys.
Yeah, it does, man.
Yeah, it does.
It tickles.
No, it's my turn.
I can't believe that.
Wait till I get the feather duster.ter in a parrot.
What?
It's also just a stupid line to be in a movie.
Oh.
I don't know what that feels like.
No, the whole thing is I should have gone like I'll do it again.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll tickle you all night long.
Oh, yeah, he did.
By the time I'm done playing Tickle Monster, you'll be praying for the authorities.
Like, oh, you.
Like, that's right.
I'm not like, that's, that is.
Well, not if she's okay.
He reached into her shirt.
Unless they've established that she wants him to reach into her shirt.
Well, that definitely would cross some lines.
Well, hold on.
It feels like they're in a bit of a relationship because she's calling him out for being out in the town.
Like, she wouldn't be able to do that if they were Yeah, but if they're in a relationship, she would have been tickled once before.
Yeah, exactly.
She never she always wondered what that feels like.
The tickle of money being put inside of her bra.
Maybe she's just never had the money part.
Hands?
Yes.
Money?
Maybe not.
Oh, all right.
I mean, I guess, but I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think Gerald's reading too much into it.
I think we all got it wrong.
My day films was simple.
The guy gets the girl and he grabs her tits.
All right, let's go on to good movie lines.
Question two.
There's a lot of emotion out there.
Which part you want to try first?
And for the ill-erace.
And for the ill-erace.
I'm telling you I'm going to explain something to you.
As long as you're holding my wife, I can't call the police and I can't do anything about you you, so put that thing away.
But if any harm should come to her, Oh yeah.
She's good.
I'll tickle your tits with a $20 gill.
I'll do it again.
Is he speaking French?
This is a French guy.
That's clear in France.
Stop talking that faggot language.
All right, uh.
All right, so these lines would be Bronson, so.
Okay, what does Joe say next?
Okay, A, I'll see to it that you end up at the bottom of this ocean.
B, I'll make sure you never see daylight again.
Mm, who is she?
God help you.
God help you all.
Mm, all of those seem bronsonic.
Yeah, they all could be bronson.
Well, it helps that you did the voice.
It does.
It makes it clear.
It actually doesn't help me at all.
So, uh, what do you think, Josh?
Which one is it?
Um, I'm going with A again because Bottom of the Ocean.
They're on the ocean.
Yeah.
It's aquatically themed.
I think, yeah, I think they were talking about it or maybe I'm wrong.
But, yeah.
Yeah, I think A. He said, If you touch, if you touch or so help.
He said, So help me, right?
That's how he ended it?
Something like that.
What do you think there, Gerald?
So you say A. It's a clue, but C. C sounds more fun to me.
God help you.
God help you all.
Because he's threatening a lot of people, not just one.
That's what I was thinking.
Maybe that's a judgment.
His judgment will be on all French people, who one can hope.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
Now I'm actually rooting for the terrorists, so that we can unleash bronch on the French in general.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm hoping too.
So I'm just hoping he reaches in and gets a bunch of jellyfish and, like, enjoy your lunch.
Something like that.
I don't even know what he was doing.
He just took jellyfish and he said, enjoy your lunch.
Do people here eat jellyfish?
It doesn't make sense.
Escar, go to hell.
Cut off his head and throw me, he's like, I like my seafood roll.
What?
This car goes to hell, that's great.
That's perfect.
I'm going to go with Gerald, and I think it's C. I think it's C. I think it's C. That's what I was, and I'm really hoping this.
May God help you all.
Let's go.
Okay, answer is.
God help you.
Yeah.
God help you all.
Kill his wife.
Dang.
Oh, the secret.
We can end the mime problem right now.
What if the French guy was just like, Wait, she's already dead.
May we What?
We killed her already.
Yeah.
I thought you were just.
The other guy didn't tell you.
I was wondering why you're still helping us.
I have the gun.
It was back when it was just simple.
You need to give just enough motivation to watch Charles Bronson kill people in creative ways.
It's like Final Death to Bronson.
There you go.
Okay.
Number three.
Bad movie line.
Number three.
Prostady had some unfinished business there with that friend.
That's been taken care of.
Did he kill him?
Not yet.
But he will.
That seems to be the general idea.
I've seen a man killed.
I've never seen a man.
How does Joe respond?
Shut up, you hippie bitch.
Yeah.
Pretty much throws her out of the car.
Okay.
How does Joe respond?
Okay, small room, but.
Hey, that's a good thing.
A pretty girl like you shouldn't worry about things like that.
B. Mandom.
That's what we call product placement.
C. Ha.
It's a barrel of laughs.
Oof.
Oof.
How funny would it be if you just went in and worked in Mandom?
Like they couldn't pay him enough, so they're like, I'll let you plug Mandom.
I'm tempted to say B because of that reason.
It would be like a trick question.
It feels like they're No, they can't.
They can't have put Mandom in there.
I don't think so.
If it is, that's the entire reason this film was picked.
It's true.
And they wrote it backwards.
I think that might be it.
Is that what you think it's B?
What do you go with?
I think you should go with your gut, Josh.
I'm going to go with my gut.
I think it's Mandom.
Okay, you think it's Mandom.
Yeah, it's not.
I'm going with A. You're going to go with A?
Yeah, I'm sticking with A. I've been A, every answer.
I'm sticking with A again.
Okay, he's sticking with A. Gerald, what do you think?
I think the barrel of laughs thing is more his sarcastic style.
I don't know.
Yeah.
But I want it to be B. Okay, so you pick B, and I pick C. No, no, you pick B. So Gerald picked B because he wants it to be B, and you know what?
The heart wants what it wants.
We're not one to judge.
So Josh says A, Gerald says B, and I say C. Let's see who won this three way split.
It's a barrel of laughs.
Oh!
I win again!
Not like those barrel of monkeys you find on the south side of town.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They come with barrels?
That's how they live.
They walk down Malcolm X Boulevard, they see that dirty old bulldog doesn't take our shit.
You gotta stand up to them.
It's the only language they understand.
Okay.
See, it's exactly what he would say.
That's exactly what he would say.
That's true, yeah.
Yeah.
I got that one right.
Don't try to throw me into the mandam.
I'm three.
I'm three because at the champions point you have two.
Two.
No, you don't.
You got B. I did not.
He picked B, right?
You heard him.
I heard him say B. So he said B. Sorry, you got B. I changed my name to Gerald B Morgan.
I just want to chat.
Did I?
Gerald, you don't want me to do what Chad's asking me to do.
Yeah, you don't want you don't want they're gonna ask you to manage me, which you don't want that kind of heat.
They've already asked me multiple times.
Was that three or four?
And I've got one.
That is three.
We got two more.
Okay, let's go.
I've got one champion's point.
You got one champion's point.
That's true.
So three.
Wait, now you have a chance.
Three, one, one.
Let's go to number four.
Number four.
I know what's a wound in the gut.
But do you know how many pants of blood a man has?
He has ten pants.
And mine's pumping out slowly but steadily at an estimated rate of four pants per hour.
Therefore, in another hour, I should lose consciousness and finally check out.
Shoot him in the face.
your wondrous stupidity stand there and suggest i wait until late tonight Maybe I'm stupid.
Yes.
Yeah.
I feel like the best thing to do is Charles Bronson just blows him away and goes like, you're at a pint.
Yeah.
Something like that.
You've seen your last pint.
You've had your last pint, you punk.
Okay.
So this is the French guy.
Okay.
What does Katanga say next?
Yes.
Okay.
Is it A, stupid enough to be the man holding the gun?
Okay.
Is it B, stupid enough to know we should kill these and cut out now or is it C but you are the one with a bullet in your belly.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Any of these could work.
It's so hard.
I think I'm going to say, I'm just going to say C because it's different from the other two.
And you know what?
This is an act of mercy where I'm going first.
Or fairness, but whatever.
I'm going to go with A. Because I think he's going to be like, ah, well, I have the gun, and it's completely irrelevant to the guy's point.
Yeah.
That's true.
French people are often quite dumb.
What do you think, Josh?
Hmm.
The French accent makes me think it's either one or two, A or B. You're going to lose anyway, so hurry up.
He's so cocked.
How dare you speak to a champion in that manner?
I don't want to pick the same thing as Gerald.
It's fair, it's fair.
So stupid enough to know we should kill these what?
I almost thought that was like a swear word they were replacing.
It's like that's like written when a rap song has the N word in it.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the N word.
I'm going with, I'm going with A. You're going with A?
I'm going with A. I know Gerald said it, but I'm going with A because I think that's right.
You two go A and I go C. Let's see what the filthy Frenchman says.
Stupid enough to know we should kill these.
Dawg, they knew it!
Wow.
That makes no sense.
He's what?
It actually is hilarious to me because that's almost like he's almost like he read the script action.
Yes.
Like, yeah, like it's like they were supposed to cut.
Pause for dramatic effect.
Yeah, exactly.
That's because I look at the camera.
Zoom.
Don't like blacks.
Whatever.
You mean Charles Bronson doesn't?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just heard me say a B, right?
Right, head shields, right, head sir.
Right, head sir.
Listen, your hatred for me actually drove you in the right direction.
So, you should have just gone with it.
I should have gone with my gut.
Question.
Okay, last one.
Ah, monsieur, is this your car?
No, but I'd like to talk to you about something else.
No, not being a man, but a maniac who drove this car.
Because if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to see that he gets six months.
Six months?.
Six months.
Okay, what do they all say?
Okay.
Together, is it A, I'm hungry?
Is it B, happy Bastille Day?
Or is it C, good luck finding him?
Policier.
No way he's saying a French word.
Not a chance.
I don't know.
I feel like they want to make him seem like suave.
You know what I mean?
But he doesn't have a chance.
Well, they all say it.
Yeah, they all say it.
Everybody's saying it.
Yeah.
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I think that could, yeah.
Who's hungry?
We know, Josh.
Yeah.
Aww.
Wow.
I'm also going to go with answer A. Look on CNN.
This is what I'm talking about.
House party guys.
Right here on CNN.
Right now, I don't know why you're not cutting to CNN.
That's the problem with America today.
Oh boy.
Haircuts.
Hey, you are.
Bad haircuts.
You know, we used to have respectable haircuts.
And now his looks like the leaning tower of assholes.
It's like a pencil eraser.
That's right.
I'd like to erase him.
Unfortunately, the good Lord.
wrote them in pen.
It's the top of a chocolate cupcake.
Again, I'm hungry.
What's the answer?
Sorry, no, no, no.
What you got, you picked, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
You picked, you haven't either, I don't think.
Well, because I went first last time.
It's only fair.
No, no, no.
That's fair.
You're right.
I'm just saying we haven't.
C, I guess.
I don't know.
What's Bastille Day again?
Is that a French thing?
Yeah.
Is it a French thing?
It's like they're independent.
It's kind of, it's their biggest, I think.
I'm going with B, because that seems like something like they can't get their shit together with the French.
Happy best still day, you folks.
That's what I feel like you would get.
So you say C, you say A, I say B. It's a foregone conclusion that I win, but let's go with the answer.
No, you can't.
All right, answer is.
Good tie.
Hold on to get out.
Come on, C. It's not C. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
And I'm hungry.
What a dumb movie.
And roll credits.
Josh got it.
Let's get some men.
You know what?
I'm in the mood for dollar bills topped with titties.
This has been Dead Movie Life.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
We'll be right back.
I always think that's Pop's Crowder at the end there.
We call that a Hot Tit Sunday.
Oh, Jesus.
Hot Tit Sunday.
I don't know.
That was a chummy head.
Oh, wait, no, sorry, but I can't believe it's a Tit Roof Sunday.
It used to be a Tin Roof Sunday when they put peanuts on it.
Ah.
I don't know what that means either, but whatever.
He likes the boobs.
He likes the boobs because he fondles them with the money.
All right, well, okay.
He could have just like gently slid it in, but he's like, is that Cathy Ireland's?
No, it's not.
It's not.
Ireland's just such a weird last name that I just was like, It's not that weird last name.
It's an entire country.
It's an entire country of people.
How many people are named Joe America.
Well, no, people don't, but Ireland is quite common.
How many people are named in Ireland?
It's not America, it's United States of America, and that would be a silly name.
That would be a silly name.
Okay, what about Francois, France?
There's a lot of people named German.
Yeah, that's true.
R?
Yeah, people named German.
I knew.
Yeah, there's baseball players with first names German.
Yeah, I knew I'm talking about last names.
I said Ireland is a weird last name.
I knew old Bobby's Kyrgyzstan.
It is, it is rare.
That's true.
I am right.
Bobby Kyrgyzstan.
There's Black China.
There's Black China.
There's that, but I knew there's also Just China.
Yeah.
Just China, who was the non Black China.
Yeah, which is, you know, China.
Yeah, it was just China, which is just the lady.
Right.
Rest in peace.
There's also Johnny Netherlands.
There's yep, there's Johnny Netherlands.
Yeah.
That's not true.
Yes, there is.
Yes, there is.
There's Joey Sargent.
He's a weird guy.
There's Harold Republic of Congo.
Of course not.
It would be Harold.
A new country.
Oh man, he's actually he's doing stand-up now.
He's got a solid five.
He's got a tight five.
Good for him.
I'm glad to hear that.
There is.
What on God's Green Earth was that shit?
Don't you remember that singer, Ali United Emirates?
Yes, I do.
I do.
Or Mr. Niger.
Yes, I...
Whoa.
Come on.
Gerald.
It's a country.
Be careful how you pronounce it.
Oh, Bobby Turkey.
Niger?
Is that better or worse?
No, you just made us all horribly uncomfortable.
He picked largely...
Yeah.
Very uncomfortable.
Now Chad's happy.
Are you not entertained?
They've been begging for one more.
I did not like that.
I actually just got a text from my friend, Anthony Chile.
He said he was offended.
I guarantee you in chat, old Stan Cameroon is upset.
Yes.
Let's grab...
Don't even ask what Jesus Brazil is doing.
No, I don't even want to...
I don't even want to go...
Hey, do you want to...
Would you like to read a quote from...
from Donald Trump?
A truth.
Can you do a truth?
I mean, I know that means you want me to.
It's exactly.
Okay, okay.
This is basically saying, hey, can you do that?
Mm.
Try to be nice about it, you know.
And go.
Oh, it's a little can you zoom in?
I can't really see it on that.
I'll just go.
Okay, hold on a second.
I was about Sydney Sweeney.
No, that's a.
Not the Charles Bronson Rose.
Okay.
Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest all caps ad out there.
It's for American Eagle.
And the jeans are, quote, flying off the shelves.
Who's he, quote?
Unquote.
Me.
Go get him, Sydney.
Also, Gerald never heard of someone with a name that's geographically based.
I guess he never heard of Sydney Sweeney or her sister Melbourne.
Shut up.
On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement.
That's what it was.
It was a total disaster.
The CEO just resigned in disgrace and the company is in absolute turmoil.
Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful, disgraceful ad?
Freaks.
Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light.
Bud Light, we all remember Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company.
The market cap destruction has been unprecedented with millions, sorry, billions of dollars so foolishly lost, and that's foolishly.
Or just look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
He's back on this.
Look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
I'm reading this in real time with you guys.
Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying..
on truth that I can't stand her hate.
Why did he have to interpret himself?
She was booed out of the Super Bowl and the Honeymoon Suite by Kelsey And became no.
It became no longer hot.
And I have that power, I make women no longer hot.
Folks, the tide has seriously turned.
Being woke is for losers.
Being Republican is what you want to be.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Was it 9:30 this morning, I think?
I came out swinging.
That's funny.
Thank you for your attention to this matter on some gossip is hilarious.
So funny.
That's gossip, that's hot gossip.
Ever since I pointed out that Taylor Swift is a pancake ass, everyone said, You're right, I've never seen an ass so much like a pancake.
Whoa, whoa.
So let's grab some, uh, let's grab some chats.
Okay, that's fun.
Let's see, first chat from Ninja Man, Ninja Man 2, I guess?
Whatever.
What is your view on the news about Visa and MasterCard trying to control what can be sold online?
online currently in regards to video games.
Thank you for service, Josh.
I don't know much about it beyond, you know, the kind of video game controversy.
Has it, has it extended?
I think at one time there was some conversation.
That was a while ago.
Yeah, it was a while ago.
But I think Is there something new?
Because they didn't follow through with it.
I think there's some, someone shared an article.
It looks like the Visa Mastercard is going after Steam and getting them to take games off the market, the digital marketplace.
So take games they think are too violent and that kind of stuff.
It's so funny because remember back then it was like, it was the left where they were, you know, they were the ones who were like, yeah man, just let us play, you know, Duke Nukem and stuff.
And it was like, Christians were like, Oh, I hope my parents don't see me playing whatever it was.
Doom, yeah.
Or stuff like that.
Now, they don't get Christian games.
Yeah, it is.
You're killing demons.
You're sending them back to hell.
How more awesome could it be?
So, yeah, I don't I know they were talking about the gun thing.
I know that I've actually bought firearm.
If I didn't buy a firearm outright using either Visa or Mastercard, I definitely did buy accessories.
So it didn't really go through.
But make no mistake, like I've said before, these companies, it's not like they're in alignment with you just because they have to tip toe just because they understand what popular opinion is at this point.
They will throw you under the bus.
They will pull the rug from under you as soon as they think it would make them an extra half a point profit that quarter.
Yeah.
I think and that's a perfect example of where libertarians would be foolish.
Of course the government should step in and say you can't do that.
You can't do that as a company.
You can't dictate what the free market has determined is to be sold and purchased.
Especially when they control so much of the market.
No, exactly.
Yeah.
So this is a big problem and I think people don't realize we've actually dealt with this.
Terms and conditions of providers.
So you don't look at Visa and Mastercard as a provider of anything.
Really, they're an intermediary.
They make sure the exchange happens.
The same thing can be said about Amazon and some of their services that you basically I'm just hosting a website on this.
You're supposed to be neutral and they have a terms of service and I can't remember who it was.
Oh, I think it was BlackRock.
I think they had, they tried to get Amazon to take us down because we had that undercover, the exclusive undercover story, Michael Blackcover about the BlackRock person.
So what is happening right now is people are worried that debanking like happened to Kanye and other people is going to happen with Visa and Mascard.
If Visa and Mascard shut you down, you're basically done from them, obviously.
They can handle that debt, bro.
No, they can shut you down from being able to make purchases on these sites because they say it.
So instead of the government doing it now, you can actually have Donald Trump in power, but somebody, you know, working behind the scenes at Visa and Mastercard to keep firearms sales or video gamesames or whatever it may be.
So this does lean into the reason that Rumblecoin, a Rumble wallet is going to be a thing and that people are going away from these kinds of things because Stripe does it to creators all the time.
They won't let you do Stripe.
I don't think Alex Jones is allowed to do that.
It's different, but Shopify did it with Stripe.
Yeah, it's just that same kind of thing, right?
So these companies that are supposed to just provide a service and be kind of neutral arbitors are not.
They're actually weighing into this.
And so it's a good idea to get out ahead of this, but we'll see what happens with Visa and MasterCard.
Who knows if they're actually going to do anything?
Yeah, if they do, it's a problem.
There should be a law against it.
And there should be serious ramifications.
Yeah, because you are, you're not, look, if someone is not breaking the law, you don't have the right to tell them what they can and cannot buy.
This is like this is part of the agreement in a free and this is the problem.
It's no longer a free market economy if people who, by the way, many of these companies, I don't know exactly under what sort of corporate umbrella they are, but no doubt have benefited from government policies, no doubt have benefited from some kind of bailouts certainly banks and I think it's wrong for Chase to do it too by the way I think it's wrong for banks to do it if they are receiving taxpayer dollars yeah well the thing is it also then Google can do it and then Google can go to Visa or Mastercard and say hey by the way if you still do business with these people that's going to be a problem and you're going to get less favorable terms that's what Diageo
tried to do with Rumble at large actually the message is there yeah yeah so it is a real problem and I would I don't know what regulations are in place, but if they are not enough, they need to be strengthened, undergirded, and this is why I'm not a libertarian at all.
I used to have more libertarian leanings when I was younger until I realized, of course, it doesn't work.
Because again, you can't stand up to, and it is true, the left is authoritarian.
You can't stand up to that with effectively nothing and say, well, just let people make their own decisions and the market will win out.
Well, it doesn't once authoritarians, once those people have actually attained any kind of power.
It just doesn't because you no longer are able to make decisions as a consumer.
Supply, demand, all of that ends up being disrupted.
Look, if people want to purchase a video game, it's, let's say, it's.
say it's the most popular video game out there and people go great, they want to play it and they're not able to play it because of Visa or MasterCard and that's because of something ideologically motivated.
It's wrong and they shouldn't be allowed to continue conducting business in the United States.
That's my opinion.
I love to see that commercial though.
That MasterCard commercial.
Gay porn $25.
Donation of Black Lives Matter $150.
Gun Game.
Transaction declined.
Transaction declined.
Is that MasterCard or Visa?
For everything else.
That's right.
I think it's MasterCard.
It was priceless.
Priceless, yeah.
There's MasterCard.
Losing your First Amendment rights?
Priceless.
Priceless.
Yeah.
Well, maybe it's time for Diners Club to make a comeback.
Yeah, no kidding.
Is that still around?
I don't think so.
I think that you're like Blast from the past.
Like you woke up and you're like, Oh yeah, Margaret Thatcher's hot and me?
Yeah.
Why?
What have I done to them?
I don't know.
The Mandam stuff, that's a little bit old too old.
We were watching a Charles Bronson.
Okay, fine.
But Member's Jacket's still cool.
You'd better let me work here with you.
You invited me to I think it's a matter of fact when you look at Mastercard.
You invited me to lunch at Bennigan's last week.
I didn't know.
They reopened, but they closed the gap.?
You had to explain you had to explain to me what Benny is.
Is this the real thing?
Did this actually happen?
Because I thought I was trolling you just now.
No, I was just playing around.
Well, see, Jerry O'Sullivan woke up on the same set.
We did the unfunny one, The Gulp of Steven Crowder, comedian, Josh Firesign, comedian.
Sometimes we say things.
Sometimes we like to have a laugh.
I will say I went to Chili's.
I'll have.
I went to Chili's for the first time because I read that they're actually pretty good.
And I went and I was waiting with the family.
And yeah, and there were three empty booths.
Yeah.
And then there was a booth that was leaving.
And I just said, I said, hey, can we wait for.
I said, hey, can we sit at that booth?
So here's people sitting just the next booth over.
They go, oh, no, we have to clean the table first.
Well, it's clean.
They go, well, that section is not open.
So we have to wait for those people to leave and we'll clean the table.
I said, look, I don't want to throw you out.
But do you think it would be okay if you guys just served us eighteen inches over?
It makes sense, actually.
One table over?
Does.
Okay, all right, here's your real defender.
I'm sorry, this is where he just doesn't realize, like, just, just, you could just take the winner's like, yeah, that's ridiculous.
What, literally, the table next to the people.
They're like, no, no, that section's closed.
And the restaurant wasn't even full.
It's like, angry me.
Well, it's like, it's like in a plane.
You know, if you sit at that table, then the weight is off.
Yeah.
And then the whole building is going to collapse.
Right.
If I let you sit eighteen inches over, then I'd have to let everyone sit at these available tables.
Well, that's almost like it would mean better business for you.
So anyway, burger was fine.
It wasn't all that bad.
Let's take the next chat.
Do they still have like chips and salsa?
Or do you have to order that?
It's like the three for whatever pick three.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Yeah.
And they've limited their it was all good.
They told me it was decent.
It's always a little salty, but it's good.
Okay.
That was good.
That was fine.
Or you told me not to be a My little one started playing games on the computer and I had no idea that it charges like by 100.
Oh, yeah.
I was like eighteen.
How did this happen?
eighteen dollars?
I would.
No, the guy wiped it.
He was nice.
I was like, I had no idea.
He was like, yeah, yeah, I get it.
He just took care of it.
So it was nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
You just have to hide those things.
Yeah, I know.
They have the little pegs.
Whoa.
Do they?
Yeah.
They have the little triangle game with the pegs.
They're Ts.
And you got.
Are they Ts or pegs on this one?
Gerald with you.
Everything's pegs.
They're golf.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Golf Ts.
Yeah.
Hey.
Thank you.
Tell them, Pegs, if they – They call it a peg on the.
on the board.
It says right there, it says move the jump one peg with another peg and then peg your friend next to you and then you win.
That's right.
Everyone gets pegged at Cracker Barrel.
hundred years from now, archaeologists would go over Gerald's apartment and say here lived the Pegasaurus.
laughter laughter It's science.
That's all right, next chat.
Next chat.
Help me chat.
Next chat from four MASH.
Question for the crew.
What are your thoughts on the nuclear saber rattling?
The two subs that we sent out to Russia.
For Russia, like Yeah.
I mean, it's kind of a vague question.
There's always some degree of nuclear saber rattling going on across.
Like, I don't think you guys maybe realize, like, how many nuclear saber rattling going on across.
Like, I don't think you guys maybe realize, like, how many nuclear weapons France has.
It's always silly when you're like, Oh wait, wait, wait, really?
They have that many nuclear weapons?
And when people talk about foreign intelligence agencies and yes, Mossad, of course, that now I can't make definitely the claim that Jeffrey Epstein was working with Mossoscow was Mossad agent, but I think a lot of people overlook France.
They're known as one of the worst countries as far as spionage in American institutions.
And we just kind of look past them because they're inconsistent and they haven't won a war in pretty much ever.
But it's always kind of going on.
So if you mean, I don't really know what you mean by this right now as far as the subs?
It's the subs in Russia because he's basically saying Medvedev made some comments and he's like, you have to be careful.
Those are dangerous words or something like that.
Yeah.
And then he sent some subs in that direction.
I don't know exactly.
When I think of a French spy, I always think of Pink Panther.
Yeah, exactly.
They're not intimidated.
That's what I think.
What's his name?
Clouseau.
Clouseau, Jacques Lousso.
Lousso.
Yeah.
Lousso.
I think of him every time.
Yeah.
Very intimidating.
No, it's not.
I'm not worried about it.
That's why they that's how they glide under the radar.
And then you're like, Oh my gosh, they got all our nuclear codes.
French.
And then they surrender.
Yeah.
Out of nowhere.
Right.
Yeah.
And they enjoy it.
They're like, Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You know we were winning.
We surrender.
We were not even applying pressure.
Yeah.
Have you seen our Maginot line?
Yeah, that's right.
It's a good one.
Go eat my baguette.
Okay, let's take two final chats.
Who knew they could just go around you?
Okay, next chat from Ibrahim Azmodeus.
Question, has our workforce changed much after ICE raids to know of the impacts for or against continued deportations?
Well, we gave you those numbers as far as native born jobs versus foreign jobs, and it's a very, very, very strong contrast.
So has it been completely rebalanced?
No, but remember, I'm going by road here under Biden, I believe it was like 1.4 foreign born jobs were added and it was around a million native born jobs were lost.
And then if you look at the monthly or the jobs added, I think at least so far under this administration, was it about 400,000 native or 300,000 something native born jobs added?
That's what I think in the last report.
And 400,000 native born jobs lost, something like that.
Yeah, I think it was like 1.5 million foreign born jobs were lost, like overall so far in the administration.
So, okay, those are the numbers.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's over a million.
It's a huge swing.
A huge swing.
Back to, you know, native born.
Which is more than just a job gain or loss in itself, right?
When you actually have that swing of, oh, so native born Americans.
So this idea that these people are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do, no, that's it's clearly proving to be not the case.
So just going from those numbers, it would seem, and it's not because of the deportations.
The deportations are probably happening in the least significant numbers.
It's the tone, tenor, the fact that the border is secure, and you have a lot for every deportation, there are probably a lot of people who are self deporting or who are nervous and put their heads down, and that's the reason for a lot of native born.
That is one of the reasons for a lot of native born jobs.
And how anyone could view that as anything other than a good thing, I would never understand.
But I don't have all the metrics for you right now.
I think it's a valid question.
Yeah.
So research just sent in over the past four months, foreign born.
Yeah, foreign born is down 1.5 million, native born is up 1.8 million.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice.
So there you go.
Yeah.
That's what we want.
That is absolutely right.
No offense to foreign born people, but we have to prioritize.
We're prioritizing native born.
Well, because those numbers say that those could have gone to America.
Yeah.
Now, and in some cases, of course, people who are not from the United States are going to be better at jobs, but not to the not to the., not to that significant degree.
A lot of these are manual labor jobs or jobs that pretty much anyone can do if you're willing to pay them a decent wage.
So those should go to Americans First.
It's that simple.
Final chat.
Okay, final chat from HG Lick zero one.
Question for the crew.
If Jasmine loses her seat, does that make her more likely to run in 2028?
I would say yes, please and thank you.
I completely agree with you.
I would love to see her run.
I would I do agree.
And I think that that stage in 2028 will be full of people.
Yeah.
Just it's going to be JB Pritzker.
It's going to be Gavin Newsom.
Adam Shapiro.
Adam, yeah.
Josh Shapiro.
Oh, sorry, Josh Shapiro.
Josh Shapiro, Jasmine Crockett.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Adam Schiff make a run.
I think there's going to be a lot of people that it's going to be, yeah.
But there's going to be a lot of people trying to get up on that.
He said he won't.
He said he won't.
I think he's actually running for something in Pennsylvania.
Dogcatcher.
Who catches them?
What?
Who's running for something?
Eat Buttigieg.
Buttigieg.
He's running for something.
I think he's running for mayor of Trevor City.
That's what it is.
Yeah, yeah.
In Michigan or running for a seat in Michigan.
One of those things, yeah.
So I don't think he's eyeballing a 28.
He's still a pretty young guy.
I think he has aspirations to do other things first.
But yeah.
I also saw that Kamala, I predicted that Kamala Harris would run for governor of California, which would free up Newsom to run for president.
He is definitely running for president.
Yeah, I think he'd be probably a front runner, but she said she's not going to run for governor.
So probably him, probably Sweetner, probably AOC or someone from the squad.
I don't think Widmer throws her hat in.
You don't think so?
I don't think so either.
Because she knows that they don't want a woman again.
Well, I just think that she doesn't, she doesn't have any position right now nationally.
Nobody really cares about her.
I think that she likes what she has in Michigan.
Little fiefdom.
Yeah, I will say this.
You will.
So I agree with Josh.
You will have a jam packed stage of mediocrity.
And looking at that stage, you will have the first debates and you'll have, you know, whatever, nineteen people and Crockett.
I wouldn't be surprised to see them.
Well, yeah, yeah., I think I really do.
I think she could probably be among them.
There's I would say there's a 50-50 shot and she would probably come in dead last.
Now, then you would say, okay, so that would be the end of that.
She comes in dead last.
Or she could come in dead last, not even win her own state.
Fast forward four years and through an undemocratic process be appointed the heir to the DNC and run for president anyway.
What did I just describe?
Kamala Harris.
Hey, why don't you trust your institutions?
Ask the Democrats.
Whenever they say that, just answer two words, Kamala Harris, and then walk away.
way.
We'll see you tomorrow.
We'll see you tomorrow.
I'm going to go through the strange janimals, that's where that's going.
I'm going to go through the strange janimals, I got to go.
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