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That's usually more like room temperature.
It makes me buke.
So, for those of you who've never played, you can play along with us.
We are going to run a clip, and then we have multiple choice answers as to what the next line is.
And you have the answers.
I have the answers.
All right.
Cold sweat with Charles Bronson, who just oozes masculinity.
Let's go to the first clip.
Am I wrong?
But are you later than usual?
All you girls seem to say the same thing.
Oh, well.
I thought you went to the harbour tonight, not out on the tomb.
But of course, two can play the same game.
five or six is even better more money Hold on a second.
Let's put that in.
He was far too invasive placing that money in there.
Sure, I could just put it in your outside pocket or put it in your hand, but I like brushing your tit.
That's not in the script either.
That was his wife.
That was his wife?
Real wife?
For 12 years.
Well, at the time?
With the missions I like to improvise.
Jill.
22 years, Marker.
All right.
Wow.
So, okay, it's how does Fabian the woman respond, right, to a man?
Right.
All right.
Give us the option.
They say, hey, you men think you could solve all the world's problems with more money.
Wait, should I read it as Bronson?
Let me see if I can.
No, it's her.
It's her saying it.
Oh, it's her?
Oh, okay.
Never mind then.
Oh, her.
Okay.
You do the lady.
I'll do the lady.
Is it B?
I always wanted to know what that felt like.
It tickles.
Or is it C?
Oh, I guess you could stay out as late as you like, Monomore.
Ooh.
All of those could be valid.
It's true.
I've got to imagine that in this case, because they really have to sell Charles Bronson as the pinnacle of virile sexuality, that B seems like something disgusting-looking guy.
No, he's not.
What?
No, he's not.
Yeah, he's not attractive.
Oh, come on.
Well, ladies loved him.
Ladies loved Charles Bronson.
Did they?
Oh, yeah.
My grandmother?
She'd just get very comfortable when Deathwish 4 came on television.
He just, he's not a.
TJ Khaled has sex, too, but you don't want to hear about it.
You mean that punk who just makes noise and scratches the record calls it a song?
Your kids wouldn't know music if it bit you in the ass.
Okay.
Plus, he's a towel head.
You weren't too kind to them back in my day.
You could call a.
Never mind.
They blow shit up, kid.
What do you think there, Gerald?
Give us your answer.
I mean, this.
I want to say it's either A or C. I've narrowed it down to those two, but I'm pretty sure this has got to turn in his favor because he is the chick magnet that you claim he is.
Yeah.
Well, otherwise that's sexual assault.
I'm going to go C. Oh, I guess you can stay out as late as you like.
I thought it was.
Okay.
All right.
Remember, I start with the champion's point on the field.
I also start with a champion's point.
Oh, Josh does because he beat you last night.
No, we tied.
We tied.
We tied.
We both started with the championship.
Yeah, but you don't.
No, no, we tied, but to be the champion, you have to beat the champion.
It's not the champion point.
It's the champion's point.
No, no, it's a plural.
Apostrophe.
Does he lose a point or not?
Because this isn't fair if he doesn't.
Look, you can enjoy your kind of wordplay games in hell.
There you go.
How about that?
Cool.
Yeah, well, if hell's for champions, then I'll see you there because we're both champions.
Let me ask you: do you believe in apostrophes?
Because your head's going to be one when I split it.
Okay.
I'm going to go with A. I think she's going to be like, you know, kind of caddy.
He's going to have a line back.
He's going to say, you men think you can solve all the world's problems with more money.
And he's going to say something smart back.
Yeah, I actually think it was A. I would hope it's B, but, you know, in line with the sexual assault that was completely just permitted in the day, A would seem to be the most appropriate.
So I have champion's point.
Gerald says C, and Josh and I both say A, give us the answer, Tool Man.
All right, the answer is.
I always wanted to know what that touch is.
Oh!
Curveball.
Dang.
I thought that came from the mind of Devin.
I really did.
No, she got you guys.
She does, man.
It does.
It tickles.
No, it's my turn.
I can't believe that.
Wait till I get the feather duster in a parrot.
What?
It's also just a stupid line to be in a movie.
Oh.
I don't know what that feels.
No, the whole thing is I should have gone against.
Let's do it again.
That's right.
I'll tickle you all night long.
Oh, yes, he did.
By the time I'm done playing Tickle Monster, you'll be praying for the authorities.
She's like, oh, you.
Like, that's rape.
I'm not aware.
Like, that's.
That is.
Well, not if she's okay.
He reached into her shirt.
Unless they've established that she wants him to reach into her shirt.
That definitely would cross some lines.
Hold on.
It feels like they're in a bit of a relationship because she's calling him out for being out in the town.
Like, she wouldn't be able to do that if they were.
Yeah, but if they're in a relationship, she would have been tickled once before.
Yeah, exactly.
She always wondered what that felt like.
The tickle of money being put inside of her bra.
Maybe she's just never had the money part.
Hands?
Yes.
Money?
Maybe not.
Oh, all right.
I mean, I guess, but I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I think Gerald's reading too much into it.
I think we all got it wrong.
My day films were simple.
The guy gets the girl and he grabs her tits.
All right, let's go on to good movie lines.
Questions two.
Two questions.
There's a lot of ocean out there.
Which part do you want to try first?
and for the hill to their hearts and no funny business the tank i'm going to explain something to you as long as you're holding my wife i can't call the police and i can't do anything about you so put that thing away but if any harm should come to her Oh, yes.
I'll tickle your tits with a 20 television.
Is he speaking French?
This is a French guy.
They're in France.
Stop talking that faggot language.
All right.
All right, so these lines would be Bronson.
So all right.
What does Joe say next?
Okay.
A. I'll see to it that you end up at the bottom of this ocean.
B. I'll make sure you never see daylight again.
Or C. God help you.
God help you all.
All of those seem Bronson-y.
Yeah.
They all could be Bronson.
Well, it helps that you did the voice.
It does.
It makes it clear.
It actually doesn't help me at all.
So, what do you think, Josh?
Which one is it?
I'm going to go with A again because bottom of the ocean.
You're on the ocean.
Yeah.
It's aquatically themed.
I think, yeah, I think they were talking about it or maybe I'm wrong.
Yeah, I think A. He said, if you touch, if you touch her, so help.
He said, so help me, right?
That's how he ended it?
Something like that.
What do you think there, Gerald?
So you say A. Clue, but C. C sounds more fun to me.
God help you.
God help you all.
Because he's threatening a lot of people, not just one.
That's what I was thinking.
Maybe his judgment will be on all French people who one can hope.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too.
Now I'm actually rooting for the terrorists so that we can unleash Bronson on the French in general.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm hoping, too.
So I'm just hoping he reaches in and like gets a bunch of jellyfish and like, enjoy your lunch.
Something like that.
Like, I don't even know what he was doing.
He just took jellyfish and he said, enjoy lunch.
Do people hear you, Jellyfish?
It makes no sense.
Escar, go to hell.
That was good.
Cut off his head and throw me.
He's like, I like my seafood robe.
What?
S car go to hell.
That's great.
That's perfect.
I'm going to go with Gerald, and I think it's C. I like covering it too.
I do think it's C. That's what I was hoping.
And I'm really hoping that's.
May God help you all.
Let's go.
All right.
Answer is.
God help you.
God help you all.
Kill his wife.
Dang.
I want to see the rest.
I want to see the rest.
We can end the mime problem right now.
What if the French guy was just like, she's already dead?
May we what?
We kimmed out already.
Yes, I thought you didn't do.
The other guy didn't tell you.
I was wondering why you're still helping us.
I have the gun.
Back when it was just simple.
You know, you need to give just enough motivation to watch Charles Bronson kill people in creative ways.
It's like final death to Bronson.
There you go.
All right.
Number three, bad movie line.
Number three.
Rusted he had some unfinished business there with that friend.
That's been taken care of.
Did he kill him?
Not yet.
But he will.
That seems to be the general idea.
Seen a man killed.
I have never seen a man.
How does Joe respond?
Shut up, you hippie bitch.
Yeah, pretty much.
Just throws her out of the car.
Okay, how does Joe respond?
Okay, it's small room.
Hey, that's a good thing.
A pretty girl like you shouldn't worry about things like that.
B. Mandum.
That's what we call product placement.
C. Ha, it's a barrel of laughs.
Oof.
Oof.
How funny would it be if you just went in work in mandam?
Like they couldn't pay him enough, so they're like, I'll let you plug mandum.
I'm tempted to say B because of that reason.
It would be a trick question.
It feels like they're.
No, they can't.
They can't have put mandum in there.
I don't think so.
If it is, that's the entire reason this film was picked.
It's true.
And they wrote it backwards.
I think that might be it.
You think it's B?
What do you go with?
I think you should go with your gut, Josh.
I'm going to go with my gut.
I think it's mandum.
Okay, you think it's mandum?
Yeah, it's not.
All right.
No, it's A. I'm going to go with A. You're going to go with A?
Yeah, I'm sticking with A. I've been A every answer.
I'm sticking with A again.
Okay.
He's sticking with A?
Gerald, what do you think?
I think the barrel of laughs thing is more his sarcastic style.
I don't know.
Yeah, but I want it to be B. Okay, so you pick B and I pick C. No, no, you pick B. So Gerald picked B because he wants it to be B. And you know what?
The heart wants what it wants.
We're not one to judge.
So Josh says A, Gerald says B, and I say C. Let's see who won this three-way split.
It's a barrel of laughs.
Oh!
I win again!
Not like those barrel of monkeys you find on the south side of town.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They come with barrels?
That's how they live.
They walk down Malcolm X Boulevard.
They see that dirty old bullock doesn't take a shit.
You gotta stand up to him.
It's the only language they understand.
All right.
See, it's exactly what he would say.
That's exactly what he would say.
Yeah.
I got that one right.
Don't try to throw me into the mandum.
I'm three.
I'm three because at a champions point, you have two?
Two.
No, you don't.
You got B. I did not.
You picked B, right?
You heard him.
I heard him say B. So he said C. Sorry, you got chattel.
You changed his name to Gerald B. Morgan.
I didn't want chat.
Did I?
Gerald, you don't want me to do what chat's asking me to do.
Yeah, you don't want.
They're going to ask you to admonish me with a bad thing.
You don't want that kind of shit.
They already asked me multiple times.
Was that three or four?
And I've got one.
That is three.
We got two more.
All right.
I've got one champion's point.
You got one champion's point.
That's true.
So three.
Wait, now you have one.
You have a chance.
Three, one, one.
Let's go to number four.
Number four.
I know what's a wound in the gut.
But do you know how many pants blood a man is?
He has ten pants.
And mine's pumping out slowly but steadily at an estimated rate of four pants per hour.
Therefore, in another hour, I shall lose consciousness and finally check out.
Shoot him in the face.
and your wondrous stupidity stand there and suggest i wait until late tonight Maybe I'm stupid.
Yes.
Yeah.
I feel like the pesticide just Charles Bronson just blows him away and goes like, you're at a pint.
Yeah.
Something like that.
You've seen your last pint.
Yeah.
You've had your last pint, you punk.
All right.
So this is the French guy.
Okay.
What does Katanga say next?
Yes.
Okay.
Is it A, stupid enough to be the man holding a gun?
Okay.
Is it B, stupid enough to know we should kill these and cut out now?
Or is it C, but you are the one with a bullet in your belly.
Ooh.
Oof.
Oof.
Any of these could work.
It's so hard.
I think I'm going to say, I'm just going to say C because it's different from the other two.
And you know what?
This is an act of mercy where I'm going first.
Or fairness, but whatever.
I'm going to go with.
I'm going to go with A because I think he's going to be like, ha, well, I have the gun, and it's completely irrelevant to the guy's point.
Yeah, that's true.
French people are often quite dumb.
What do you think, Josh?
Hmm.
The French accent makes me think it's either one or two, A or B. You're going to lose anyway, so hurry up.
He's so cocky.
How dare you speak to a champion in that manner?
I don't want to pick the same thing as Gerald.
That's fair.
That's fair.
So stupid enough to know we should kill these what?
I almost thought that was like a swear word they were replacing.
It's like that's like written like when a rap song has the N-word in it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is the N-word.
I'm going to go with.
I'm going to go with A. You're going to go with A?
I'm going to go with A. I know Gerald said, but I'm going to go with A because I think that's right.
You two go A and I go C. Let's see what the filthy Frenchman says.
Stupid enough to know we should kill these.
They knew it.
Wow.
That makes no sense.
He's what?
Actually, it's hilarious to me because it's almost like he read the script action.
Yes.
Like, it's like they were supposed to cause for dramatic effect.
Yeah, exactly.
That's because I look at the camera.
Zoom.
Don't like blacks.
You mean Charles Bronson doesn't?
You guys heard me say B, right?
Right.
She was like a carpet.
Listen, your hatred for me actually drove you in the correct direction.
So you should have just gone with it.
I should have gone with my gut.
Question.
All right, last one.
Ah, monsieur, is this your car?
No, but I'd like to talk to you about something else.
No, not before.
Mandumaniac who drove this car.
Because if it's the last thing I need, I'm going to see that he gets six months.
Six months?
Yes.
Six months.
Six months.
All right.
What do they all say?
All right.
Together, is it A, I'm hungry.
Is it B, happy Bastille Day?
Or is it C, good luck finding him?
Policy.
No way he's saying a French word.
Not a chance.
I don't know.
I feel like they want to make him seem like suave.
You know what I mean?
But he doesn't have to say that.
Well, they all say it.
Yeah, they all say it.
Everybody's saying it.
Yeah.
I'm agree.
I'm hungry.
Yeah.
Who's hungry?
We know Josh.
Yeah.
Wow.
I'm also going to go with answer A. Look on CNN.
This is what I'm cooking.
Not party guy.
Right.
You're in CNN right now.
I don't know why you're not cutting to CNN.
That's the problem with America today.
Oh, boy.
Haircuts.
Hey, you aren't.
Bad haircuts.
You know, we used to have respectable haircuts.
And now his looks like the leaning tower of asshole.
Looks like a pencil eraser.
That's right.
I'd like to erase him.
Unfortunately, the good lord wrote him in pen.
It's the top of a chocolate cupcake.
Again, I'm hungry.
Sorry, what's hot?
What's the answer?
Sorry, no, no, no.
You picked, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
You haven't either.
I don't think.
Well, because I went first last time.
That's only fair.
No, no, no.
That's fair.
You're right.
I'm just saying we haven't.
C, I guess.
I don't know.
What's Bastille Day again?
Is that a French thing?
Yeah.
Is it a French thing?
It's like they're independent.
Kind of.
It's their biggest, I think.
I'm going to go with B because that seems like something like, they can't get this shit together with the French.
Happy Bastille Day, you folks.
That's what I feel like you would do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you say C, you say A, I say B. It's a foregone conclusion that I win, but let's go with the answer.
No, you can't.
All right, answer is.
Hold on, Nick.
Come on, C. It's not C. I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
And I'm hungry.
What a dumb movie.
And roll credit.
You know what I'm in the mood for?
Dollar bills topped with titties.
This has been Ben Movie Life.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I always think that's Pops Crowder at the end there.
We call that a hot tit Sunday.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't know.
That was such a hand.
Oh, wait, no, sorry.
I can't believe this.
A titroof Sunday.
It used to be Tin Roof Sunday when they put peanuts on it.
I don't know what that means either, but whatever.
He likes the boobs.
He likes the boobs because he fondles them with the money.
All right, well, okay.
He could have just like gently slid it in, but he's like, Is that Captain Ireland's?
No, it's not.
It's not.
Ireland's just such a weird last name that I just was like.
It's not that weird of a last name.
It's a whole country.
It's a whole country of people.
How many people are named Joe America?
Well, no, people don't, but Ireland is quite common.
How many people are named American?
It's not America.
It's United States of America.
And that would be a silly name.
That would be a silly name.
Okay, how about Francois France?
There's lots of people named German.
Yeah, that's true.
R?
Yeah.
People named German.
Yeah, there's baseball players, but first name's German.
Yep, I knew.
I'm talking about last names.
I said Ireland is a weird last name.
I knew old Bobby's.
Kyrgyzstan.
It is rare.
It's true.
I am right.
Bobby Kyrgyzstan.
There's Black China.
There's Black China.
There is that.
There's also just China.
Yeah.
Just China.
There's the non-black China.
Yeah.
Which is, you know, China.
Yeah, it was just China.
It was just the lady.
Right.
Rest in peace.
There's also Johnny Netherlands.
Yep, there's Johnny Netherlands.
Yep.
That's not true.
Yes, there is.
There's Joey Seymour.
He's a weird guy.
Stop it.
There's Harold Republic of Congo.
Of course.
Happy Harold.
A new country.
Oh, man.
Actually, he's doing stand-up now.
He's got a solid five-minute.
He's got a tight five.
Good for him.
I'm glad to hear that.
There it is.
What on God's Green Earth was that shit?
Don't you remember that singer, Ali United Emirates?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
I do.
Or Mr. Niger?
Yes, I. Whoa.
Harold.
Niger.
It's a country.
Be careful how you pronounce it.
Old Bobby Turkey.
Niger?
Is that better or worse?
No, you just made us all horribly uncomfortable.
Well, you picked largely.
Are you not DOJ?
They've been begging for one more.
I did not like that.
I actually just got a text from my friend Anthony Chile.
He said he was offended.
I guarantee you in chat, old Stan Cameroon is upset.
Let's grab.
Don't even ask what he's Brazil's.
No, I don't even want to.
I don't even want to go.
Would you like to read a quote from Donald Trump?
A truth.
Can you do a truth?
I mean, I know that means you want me to.
It's exactly what I'm saying.
All right, okay.
This is basically saying, hey, can you do that?
Try to be nice about it, you know.
And go.
Oh, it's a little.
Can you zoom in?
I can't really see it on that screen.
All right, hold on a second.
I was about to.
Sidney Sweeney.
No, that's a Charles Bronson rose.
All right.
Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest all caps ad out there.
It's for American Eagle.
And the jeans are, quote, flying off the shelves.
Who's he quote?
Unquote.
Me.
Go get him, Sidney.
Also, Gerald never heard of someone with a name that's geographically based.
I guess he never heard of Sidney Sweeney.
He said laughed.
Her sister, Melbourne.
Shut up.
On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement.
That's what it was.
It was a total disaster.
The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil.
Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful, disgraceful ad?
Franks.
Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light, Bud Light?
We all remember Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company.
The market cap destruction has been unprecedented with millions, sorry, billions of dollars so foolishly lost.
And that's foolishly.
Or just look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.
He's back on this.
Look at the woke singer, Taylor Swift.
I'm reading this in real time with you guys.
Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on truth that I can't stand her, hate.
Why did he have to interpret himself?
She was booed out of the Super Bowl and the honeymoon suite by Kelsey.
And became no.
It became no longer hot.
And I have that power to make women no longer hot.
Folks, the tide has seriously turned.
Bang woke is for losers.
Being Republican is what you want to be.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Was it 9.30 this morning, I think?
Came out swinging.
That is funny.
Thank you for your attention to this matter on some gossip is hilarious.
So funny.
That's gossip.
That's hot goss.
Ever since I pointed out that Taylor Swift is a pancake ass.
Everyone said, you're right.
I've never seen an ass so much like a pancake.
Whoa.
Whoa.
So let's grab some, let's grab some chats.
All right.
That's fun.
Let's see.
First chat from Ninja Ninja Man 2, I guess?
Whatever.
What is your take on the news about Visa and MasterCard trying to control what can be sold online currently in regards to video games?
Thank you for service, Josh.
I don't know much about it beyond the sort of video game controversy.
Has it extended?
Guns?
I think at one time there was some conversation.
That was a while ago.
Yeah, it was a while ago.
Is there something new?
Because they didn't follow through with it.
I think somebody shared an article.
It looks like the Visa MasterCard is going after Steam and getting them to take games off the marketplace, the digital marketplace.
So the games they think are too violent and that kind of stuff.
It's so funny because remember back then it was like it was the left where they were the ones who were like, just let us do Nukem and stuff.
And it was like sort of Christians were like, oh, I hope my parents don't see me playing, whatever it was.
Doom or stuff like that.
Now, they don't.
They're a good Christian game.
Yeah, you're killing demons.
You're sending them back to hell.
How more awesome could it be?
So, yeah, I don't.
I know they were talking about the gun thing.
I know that I've actually purchased firearm.
If I didn't purchase a firearm outright using either Visa or MasterCard, I definitely did purchase accessories.
So it didn't really go through.
But make no mistake.
Like I've said before, these companies, it's not like they're in alignment with you just because they have to tiptoe just because they understand what popular opinion is at this point.
They will throw you under the bus.
They will pull the rug out from under you as soon as they think would make them an extra half a point profit that quarter.
I think, and that's a perfect example of where libertarians would be foolish.
Of course, the government should step in and say you cannot do that.
You cannot do that as a company.
You cannot dictate what the free market has determined is to be sold and purchased.
Especially when they control so much of the market.
No, exactly.
Yeah, so this is a big problem.
And I think people don't realize.
We've actually dealt with this.
Terms and conditions of providers.
So you don't look at Visa and MasterCard as a provider of anything.
Really, they're an intermediary.
They make sure the exchange happens.
The same thing can be said about Amazon and some of their services that you basically, I'm just hosting a website on this.
You're supposed to be neutral.
And they have a terms of service.
And I can't remember who it was.
Oh, I think it was BlackRock.
I think they tried to get Amazon to take us down because we had that undercover, the exclusive undercover story cover about the BlackRock person.
So what is happening right now is people are worried that debanking, like happened to Kanye and other people, is going to happen with Visa and MasterCard.
If Visa and MasterCard shut you down, you're basically done from them, obviously.
They can handle that debt, bro.
No, they can shut you down from being able to make purchases on these sites because they say it.
So instead of the government doing it, now you can actually have Donald Trump in power, but somebody working behind the scenes at Visa and MasterCard to keep firearm sales or video games or whatever it may be.
So this does lean into the reason that Rumblecoin, Rumble wallet, is going to be a thing and that people are going away from these kinds of things because Stripe does it to creators all the time.
They won't let you do Stripe.
I don't think Alex Jones is a lot of people.
I mean, it's different, but Shopify did it with the same thing.
Yeah, it's just that same kind of thing, right?
So these companies that are supposed to just provide a service and be kind of neutral arbiters are not.
They're actually weighing into this.
And so it's a good idea to get out ahead of this, but we'll see what happens with Visa and MasterCard.
Who knows if they're actually going to do anything?
Yeah.
If they do, it's a problem.
There should be a law against it.
Yeah, there should be serious ramifications.
Yes.
Because you're not.
Look, if someone is not breaking the law, you don't have the right to tell them what they can and cannot purchase.
This is part of the agreement in a free, and this is the problem.
It's no longer a free market economy.
If people who, by the way, many of these companies, I don't know exactly under which sort of corporate umbrella they are, but no doubt have benefited from government policies, no doubt have benefited from some kinds of bailouts.
Certainly banks.
And I think it's wrong for Chase to do it too, by the way.
I think it's wrong for banks to do it.
If they are receiving taxpayer dollars, yeah, Google.
Well, the thing is it also, then Google can do it, and then Google can go to Visa or MasterCard and say, hey, by the way, if you still do business with these people, that's going to be a problem and you're going to get less favorable terms.
That's what Diageo tried to do with Rumble at large.
Exactly.
The language is there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it is a real problem.
And I don't know what regulations are in place, but if they are not enough, they need to be strengthened, undergirded.
And this is why I'm not a libertarian at all.
I used to have more libertarian leanings when I was younger until I realized, of course, it doesn't work.
Because again, you can't stand up to, and it is true, the left is authoritarian.
You can't stand up to that with effectively nothing and say, well, just let people make their own decisions and the market will win out.
Well, it doesn't once authoritarians, once those people have actually attained any kind of power.
It just doesn't because you no longer are able to make decisions as a consumer.
Supply, demand, all of that ends up being disrupted.
Look, if people want to purchase a video game, let's say it's the most popular video game out there.
And people go, great.
They want to play it.
And they're not able to play it because of Visa or MasterCard.
And that's because of something ideologically motivated.
It's wrong and they shouldn't be allowed to continue conducting business in the United States.
That's my opinion.
I love that commercial, though.
The MasterCard commercial?
Gay porn, $25.
Donation of Black Lives Matter, $150.
Gun game.
Transaction declined.
Prediction decline.
Is that MasterCard or Visa?
For everything else.
That's right.
I think it's MasterCard.
It was a very good thing.
Priceless.
Priceless.
Yeah.
There's MasterCard.
Losing your First Amendment rights.
Priceless.
Priceless.
Well, maybe it's time for Diners Club to make a comeback.
Yeah, no kidding.
Is that still around?
I don't think so.
Maybe.
I think that you're like blasts from the past.
Like you woke up and you're like, oh, yeah, Margaret Thatcher's hot.
Me?
Yeah.
Why?
What have I done to them?
I don't know.
The mandum stuff.
That's a little bit old school.
We were watching a Charles Brunson.
All right, fine.
The member's jacket's still cool.
You better be working here with me.
You invited me.
I think it's a matter of fact, when you look at MasterCard.
You invited me to lunch at Bennigan's last week.
I didn't know.
They reopened, but they closed the gap.
You had to explain.
You had to explain to me what Bennig is.
Is this a real thing?
Did this actually happen?
Because I thought he was just trolling you just now.
No, I was just kidding around.
Well, see, Gerald still woke up on the same side of the book.
We did the unfunny one.
The gullible.
Steven Crowder comedian, Josh Firesign comedian.
Sometimes we say things.
Sometimes we like to have a laugh.
I will say I went to Chili.
I went to Chili's for the first time because I'd read that they're actually pretty good.
And I went and I was waiting with the family.
Yeah, and there were three empty booths.
And then there was a booth that was leaving.
And I just said, I said, hey, can we wait for it?
I said, hey, can we sit at that booth?
So here's people sitting just the next booth over.
They go, no, we have to clean the table first.
They go, well, it's clean.
They go, well, that section's not open.
So we have to wait for those people to leave and we'll clean the table.
I said, look, I don't want to put you out.
But do you think it would be okay if you guys just served us 18 inches over?
It makes sense, actually.
One table over?
It does.
Okay.
All right.
Here's Gerald Defender.
I'm sorry.
This is where he just doesn't realize.
Like, just you could just take the winner.
It's like, yeah, that's ridiculous.
What?
Literally the table next to the people.
They're like, no, no, that section's closed.
And the restaurant wasn't even full.
It's like angering you.
Well, it's like it's like on an airplane.
You know, if you sit at that table, then the weight is off.
Yeah.
And then the whole building is going to collapse.
Right.
If I let you sit 18 inches over, then I'd have to let everyone sit at these available tables.
Well, that's almost like it would mean better business for you.
So anyway, Berger was fine.
It wasn't all that bad.
Let's grab the next chat.
Do they still have like chips and salsa?
Or do you have to order that?
It's like the three for whatever pick three.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Yeah.
They've limited their people told me it was decent.
It's always a little salty, but it's good.
Okay.
That was good.
That's where you told me not to be a...
My little one started playing games on the computer, and I had no idea that it charges by the minute.
Oh, jeez.
I was like, $18?
How did this happen?
$18?
No, the guy wiped it.
He was nice.
I was like, I had no idea.
He's like, yeah, yeah, I get it.
He just took care of it.
So it was nice.
Okay.
You just got to hide those things.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I like Cracker Barrel.
They have the little pegs.
Whoa.
Do they?
Yeah, the little triangle game with the pegs.
They're tees.
Are they tees or pegs on this one?
Gerald, with you, everything's pegs.
They're golf tees.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, golf tees.
Yay.
Thank you.
I call them pegs.
They call it a peg on the board.
It says right there.
It says, jump one peg with another peg, and then peg your friend next to you, and then you win.
That's right.
Everybody gets pegged at Cracker Barrel.
200 years from now, archaeologists would go over Gerald's apartment and say, here lives the Pegasaurus.
It's science.
All right, next chat.
All right, next chat.
Help me, chat.
Next chat from 4Mash.
I know.
Question for the crew.
What are your thoughts on the nuclear saber rattling?
The two subs that we sent.
What are you talking about?
Russia for Russia?
Yeah.
I mean, that's kind of a vague question.
There's always some degree of nuclear saber rattling going on across.
Like, I don't think you guys maybe realize like how many nukes France has.
It's always silly.
Too many.
Wait, wait, wait.
Really?
They have that many nukes?
And when people talk about foreign intelligence agencies, and yes, Mossad, of course.
Now, I don't, I can't make definitively the claim that Jeffrey Epstein was working with Mossad.
He was a Mossad agent.
But I think a lot of people overlook France.
Like, they're known as one of the worst countries as far as espionage in American institutions.
And we just sort of look past them because they're inconsequential and they haven't won a war in pretty much forever.
But it's always kind of going on.
So if you mean, I don't really know what you mean by this right now as far as the subs.
It's the subs in Russia.
Because he's basically saying Medvedev made some comments and he's like, you got to be careful.
Those are dangerous words or something like that.
Yeah.
And then he sent some subs that direction.
I don't know exactly.
I ever think of a French spy, I always think of Pink Panther.
Yeah, exactly.
They're not intimidated.
That's what I think.
What's his name?
Lousseau.
Lousseau.
Jacques Lousseau.
Lousseau.
Yeah.
Lousseau.
I think of him every time.
Yeah.
Not very intimidated.
No, it's not.
Not worried about it.
That's why they, that's how they slide under the radar.
And then you're like, oh my gosh, they got all our nuclear codes.
And then they surrender.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Out of nowhere.
Right.
Yeah.
And they enjoy it.
They're like, ha ha ha ha.
You know we were winning We surrender We weren't even applying pressure No
have you seen our magina line yeah that's right it's good to go eat my baguette all right let's grab uh two final chats who knew they could just go around you all right next chat from ibrahim asmadeus question has our workforce changed much after ice raids to know of the impacts for or against continued deportations well we gave you those numbers as far as native born jobs versus foreign jobs and it's a very very very stark contrast so has it been completely rebalanced no but remember i'm going going by rote here under uh biden i believe it was like 1.4
foreign-born jobs were added and it was around a million native born jobs were lost and then if you look at the monthly uh or the jobs added i think at least so far under this administration was it about 400 000 native or 300 000 something native born jobs added last report and 400 000 foreign born jobs lost something like that i think it was like 1.5 million uh foreign jobs were lost like overall so so far in the administration so they just numbers yeah it's i think it's over a million it's it's a huge swing a huge swing back
Which is more than just a job gain or loss in itself, right?
When you actually have that swing of, oh, so native-born Americans.
So this idea that these people are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do, no, it's clearly proving to not be the case.
So just going off of those numbers, it would seem, and it's not because of the deportations.
The deportations are probably happening in the least significant numbers.
It's the tone, tenor, the fact that the border is secure.
you have a lot of, for every deportation, there are probably a lot of people who are self-deporting
or who are nervous and putting their head down and uh that's the reason for a lot of native born jobs and i how anyone could view that as anything other than a good thing uh i would never understand yeah but i don't have all the metrics for you right now i think it's a valid question yeah so uh research just sent in over the past four months uh foreign born um yeah foreign born is down 1.5 million native born is up 1.8 million yeah okay nice so there you go yeah that's what we want that is absolutely no offense to uh foreign-born people but if we have to prioritize we're
prioritizing native partners.
Well, because those numbers say that those could have gone to America.
Now, and in some cases, of course, people who are not from the United States are going to be better at jobs, but not to that significant degree.
A lot of these are manual labor jobs, or jobs that pretty much anyone can do if you're willing to pay them a decent wage.
So, those should go to Americans first.
It's that simple.
Final chat.
Alright, final chat from HGLick01.
Question for the crew.
If Jasmine loses her seat, does that make her more likely to run in 28?
I would say yes, please and thank you.
I completely agree with you.
I would love to see her run.
I do agree, and I think that that stage in 28 is going to be full of people.
Yeah.
It's going to be J.B. Pritzker.
It's going to be Gavin Newsom.
Adam Shapiro.
Adam, yeah.
Josh Shapiro.
Oh, sorry, Josh Shapiro.
Josh Shapiro, Jasmine Crockett.
I wouldn't be surprised to see Adam Schiff make a run.
I think there's going to be a lot of people that...
It's going to be a lot of people trying to get up on that.
He said he's not.
He said he won't.
I think he's actually running for something in Pennsylvania.
Dog catcher.
Who?
Who's running for something?
Pete Buttigieg.
Buttigieg.
No, no, he's running for something.
I think he's running for mayor of Traverse City.
That's what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In Michigan, or running for a seat in Michigan.
It's one of those things, yeah.
So I don't think he's eyeballing a 28.
He's still a pretty young guy.
I think he has aspirations to do other things first, but...
Yeah.
I also saw that Kamala...
I predicted that Kamala Harris would run for governor of California, which would free Newsom to run for president.
He is definitely running for president.
Yeah, he's definitely running for president.
And I think...
Yeah, I think he'd be probably a frontrunner uh but she said she's not gonna run for governor so probably him probably her probably aoc or someone from the squad i don't think woodmart throws her hat in you don't think so i don't think so either because she knows that they don't want a woman again well i just think that she doesn't she's got no standing right now nationally nobody really cares about i think that she likes i think she likes what she has in michigan a little fiefdom yeah i will say this you will so i agree with josh you will have a jam-packed stage of mediocrity and uh looking at that stage,
you will have the first debates and you'll have, you know, whatever, 19 people and Crockett.
I wouldn't be surprised to see them.
Well, yeah, I think, I really do.
I think she would probably be amongst them.
I would say there's a 50-50 shot, and she would probably come in dead last.
Now, then you think, okay, so that would be the end of that.
She comes in dead last.
Or she could come in dead last, not even win her own state, fast forward four years, and through an undemocratic process, be appointed the heir to the DNC and run for president anyway.
What did I just describe?
Kamala Harris.
Hey, why don't you trust your institutions?
Ask the Democrats.
Whenever they say that, just answer two words: Kamala Harris, and then walk away.
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