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Aug. 1, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
17:35
Bill Burr Flames Out on Conservatives, Whites, and... Ben Shapiro
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It's just when I went, I won't let marry your own.
Get buddy talked about grandpa.
Waking up the rock in the mind, I crystal more.
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*music*
Thank you.
Love the flow.
69.
Now it's time for new, believable people.
And we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
To lead it by an anticipation to hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it big, fat, love.
It's like common ground to hold the spread of lies.
And any America first.
America first.
Non-fatal.
We want to build a much better, believable people.
And we must do it.
Non-fatal.
Communication very much higher.
America first.
To lead it by an antic insiders fighting for insiders.
Time to stop.
Insiders fighting for insiders.
More of insiders fighting for insiders.
Time to stop.
Insiders fighting for insiders.
America first.
Love the flow.
69.
Now it's time for new, believable people.
And we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
To lead it by an anticipation.
Big, fat, love.
It's on common ground.
To hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it.
Big, fat, love.
It's on common ground.
To hold the spread of lies.
And any America first.
America first.
Non-fatal.
We want to build a much better, believable people.
And we must do it.
Non-fatal.
Communication very much higher.
America first.
to lead by an any...
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I can imagine what can be and be unburdened by one as then.
I I can't stop the things I see.
The things she does.
She makes laughs.
Go shake real.
Yeah, girl.
I'm out here in these streets.
Grab my phone just to hear.
Calling donors, drinking beer.
I wish you would disappear.
I can smell bullshit from here.
The picnic is cringy.
Like of what else.
This bitch is cringy.
But I can't help I get wait till election's through.
I'll be president of thanks to you.
This shit is cringy.
I know what else This bitch is crazy And I think she needs hair And BBQ's What are you having?
*Dramatic music*
Do not cry.
space is exciting We witched and road.
Tell this broad.
Put down the phone.
We did it, we did it so.
This picnic is cringy.
Like of what else this is cringy.
She needs professional hair.
She needs professional hair.
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I'm doing that because of who is in third chair today who gave me horrible advice when I was a young man before going to auditions.
My dad pops cried we'll go, hey, smack your cheeks a little bit.
Give it some color.
And then you gave me a Red Bull at 10.
Whoa.
Chalk that up to something that never happened.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, we go.
You didn't buy me this and slap yourself.
You didn't buy me.
You didn't buy me.
In Canada, we had guru.
You didn't buy me a guru energy drink because you noticed that it calmed me down before auditions.
You would give me caffeine.
What's a guru?
Call it Red Bull.
Let's see.
He tries to get me on a technicality, this man.
Imagine being raised with this.
He made me whole.
Slap yourself, kid.
That's what the pros do.
Said these finger marks are calling CPS.
They're going to be a star.
I grew up in a family where they all had hot tips.
Like my dad, smack your cheeks.
And my mom would create laws that didn't exist.
She'd be like, no, no, no, no.
You know, if you ask for a cup of water, they have to give it to you because it's the medication law.
I'm like, what, mom?
They have drinking fountains.
Well, it should be one.
It should be one.
Should be the one.
Oh, they're going to hear from me about it.
You're like, no.
All right, guys.
It's Friday.
Which, of course, means it's a love letter to you.
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Yeah, just on Fridays.
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All right.
Today we're going to be talking about, well, the deadline and now the tariffs that are going into.
You can totally see where Donald Trump just hates them.
You can totally just see where he just doesn't like them.
He just doesn't like these people.
So he's like, all right, 50%.
Bill Burr is, I wish Nick DiPaula was here.
Is terrible.
He just gave a new interview with Vulture.
And you guys can comment and see if you've noticed.
Like, Bill Burr really tries to say both sides.
And there's a moment in this interview where the blatantly homosexual man says, oh, and the left is really embraced.
He's like, dude, no, they haven't.
No, don't say that.
You're going to ruin my brand.
Like, you can see he's panicking because all he does now, Elon's a Nazi.
Donald Trump's a Nazi.
Ah, white people, bad, blah, blah, blah.
You do wonder, okay, how much of this is actually a conversion where he's changed his views and become more liberal.
And more, he defends the term woke.
More woke as he gets older.
Or did he have to start playing ball?
And maybe that coincides with all the new big film roles.
This is the guy who trashed Star Wars on Conan O'Brien and then was on Star Wars.
Like, no, no, no, I get it, right?
It's great.
Those checks, the cat.
That's enough.
It's good enough for me.
So we have that.
And I don't know if you noticed, but Ireland is being invaded with migrants.
And that involves a lot of knifing, a lot of knifing.
Which, you know what?
Hey, look, it's kind of red.
It's a throwback.
It's a throwback to knifing.
Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm doing fine.
I'm doing all right.
Yeah.
You sure about that?
What do you mean?
What's wrong?
Am I acting because of the concussion?
You still think there's the ripple of it?
You might actually have done that to yourself.
I did do it.
You might be the only man in history to ever concuss yourself looking through glass at medieval times.
I'm Jerry Lewis.
And this man, I come from his loins.
That means wiener.
Pops Crowder is here.
Josh Feyerstein is actually, where is he?
He's in.
Is it Tampa?
It's Atlanta.
Somewhere.
We'll bring it up.
So go see Josh.
Somewhere on the road.
He's in Atlanta, I think.
I think he's in Atlanta, and he'll tell you the story.
But go to jfirestein.com to see all his dates.
He'll tell you the story live about punching a man at LegoLand.
How are you, Pops?
I'm great.
No one played me on today, I guess.
We don't do the music anymore.
It's too long.
Have you been watching the show every day all day?
But I'm not normally watching myself, Cheryl.
And you can tell because he's in the green room.
And Brett before the show starts, he goes, He's drinking a Red Bull.
Woohoo!
A guru, apparently.
Yeah, Canadian.
That is, yeah.
For the Canadian viewer.
Do you remember that?
Guru was our energy.
We had Guru, we had Hansen's.
And the Red Bull we had was in a glass bottle, like the old Chinese.
We pulled it up.
Yeah.
There you go.
And that's a wonderful thing to give a 10 or 11-year-old.
It's fine.
In a leather helmet.
All right.
Before I go on.
Well, first off, showing that childhood stardom spares no one, including the little boy from Modern Family.
We are about to learn airport hacks from this Svelte 500-pound man.
This is how I fly at 500 pounds.
It's crazy.
Let's check it out.
I am where most fat people are afraid to go.
The airport.
Fat people hate the airport.
Why?
I thought he was going to say civilization.
It's very small.
Seats.
No one likes to go here.
How are you doing today, man?
Good.
How are you?
Small seats.
Every year of the theory of relativity, sir.
As a plus house passenger, I get an extra seat.
That's why I love Southwest.
It is the best.
They gave me a free show.
I'm about to go get a wheelchair, right?
This is the secret to the airport, especially as a fat person.
Most people are too embarrassed to get a wheelchair, but I take my shirt off on the internet.
I have no shame.
The wheelchair is a secret because this is a man, right?
Two?
You need the miles.
The lines, right?
Skipping the lines is the key to the airport.
Three, you need to board the flight first.
Pause really quickly.
Look.
It's disgusting and all that.
Okay, but I did one time after surgery have to be in a wheelchair one time at the airport.
And I get it.
Like as soon as it hoped, as soon as it happened, I sort of crossed over and I was like, I'm going to be tempted to lie about this every time.
Not only do I get on first, but they're like, do you need help with your bags?
Let me make sure I bring you your drink first.
You're like, oh, yeah, how much is that?
Because it doesn't include adult beverages.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's fine.
Because I'm like, I can't walk.
It is.
It's first class plus plus.
It is.
So, you know, if you're willing to shave a couple of decades off your life, like this gentleman, I will say it's one of the perks.
Let's continue.
Weapon of the airport.
Let's go watch.
Always want to make friends with your wheelchair guy.
Take him to the moon.
Ah, he's your friend now.
So here we are in front of the sea of people.
He's chalking up his hands.
We will be the first ones to board.
It's about playing the system.
We're almost there.
Final destination.
I'm going to do what all fat people are scared to do.
I'm going to ask for the extra seat now.
Boom.
Yeah, final destination.
He's the only one that death skips willingly.
He'll get it soon enough.
I'll get back for this one.
There's no sporting out.
I'm going to take a passive approach to this one.
Can I get more legroom for my foot?
Well, you're going to be missing it soon enough.
And look, it's not that someone's.
It's that people are advocating this.
That people are telling.
Hey, you know, it's hey, learn how to game the system.
How about you learn how to contribute to the system?
And we reward this now.
Like, there should be shame.
We shouldn't be rewarding people in society who are deliberately consuming and deliberately draining while burdening other people.
But that's not how it works in the entertainment industry, as seen by the fact that this man just signed a new Hollywood picture deal for Snakes on a Plane with Gout is the new film, and they're just, oh, perfect.
Guy moves pretty well for 500 pounds.
I mean, that's pretty good.
He does move pretty well.
At 400, he's an O-lineman.
Well, he's having a good time.
Three something.
350.
Yeah.
He's enjoying it.
Unfortunately, everyone else on the plane was not as the flight went as you thought.
Yeah, you've got to balance the load.
He cannot sit on the left side again.
Or the right side.
Or in the middle.
He's in the back.
It's a wheelie.
It's like when they tried to beam up Homer Simpson.
Remember the aliens tried to beam up Homer?
They needed a supplementary beam.
Yes, more beams come in to beam them.
Listen, his point too is that you have to walk a lot.
I want fat people to get to the airport and hear rocky music playing and do some pre-workouts so that they can make it to their plane.
That should be their gym.
Like, got to walk a long way.
Let's get it done.
Put a headband on, sweat your way to the airplane.
I want them to walk to the airport and just hear boo.
Like, it's fine.
You want to be fat?
It's fine.
Just don't thrust it upon other people.
Okay.
It is an issue.
And take that and apply it to our healthcare system.
Yes.
Take it and apply it to SNAP, to EBT.
This idea that your decisions don't affect anybody else.
That's not true.
You do have a duty to a civilized society.
I'm not saying that the government has to come in and mandate it, but the problem is we have the opposite going on right now, where the government comes in and through mandate enables this and then tries to gaslight everyone else and say, well, why would you?
You have no right to tell someone what kind of a lifestyle to live.
Well, actually, I do if I'm paying for it.
Really quickly on the airline thing.
Do you think they got mad at him if his bag was like 62 pounds instead of 60?
They're going to give him a hard time and charge him an extra bag fee for that, but not the extra 250 pounds over my 250?
That's a good point.
I don't think you should pay by weight.
I think they should have scales at airports.
Anything under a certain weight, fine, get on, we're good.
But if weight makes it more costly with fuel and everything else.
Yeah, but it wouldn't work.
They wouldn't be able to weigh him there.
They'd have to send him to the zoo.
They have bigger scales.
Yeah, they can't do it at the airport.
The free willy sling.
Yeah, the free willy sling.
Look, I hope the guy.
No one has ever said, once they've lost weight, like, I wish I didn't do that.
Right.
Just like no one has ever said, no, women will be like, I like, I don't know.
I don't like men too big.
No one has ever had their woman go, you're too strong.
I don't like it.
I want you to go back to being small and weak.
It's never happened.
It's not a thing.
It's not a thing.
It's spindly.
Yes.
I like you.
I like the thigh hair with complete lack of tone.
Good.
Also to that guy, look, one of the perks: you lose all that weight, you are going to have monster calves.
So you get the best of both worlds.
I mean, sure, you'll have a lot of loose skin that you'll never be able to remove, but the point is calves, my friend.
All right.
Meanwhile, skinny job of the hood.
In Ireland.
Okay.
All right.
So you're going to be somewhat caught off guard and go, wait, no, did I just, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see a migrant stab, stab, stab, stab, stab a police officer, like right away.
That's what you're going to see at the beginning of this clip.
The Irish police, who often do not carry guns, try and subdue this man.
And then a lady do-gooder steps in and decides to try to stop the police officers from subduing the man who just repeatedly 310 to humid him.
Let's watch.
There you go.
Here comes the guy.
Stab, stab, stab.
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