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Aug. 1, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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Bill Burr Flames Out on Conservatives, Whites, and... Ben Shapiro
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It's just when I wake up, I won't let you marry your mom.
I'll see you all day.
I'll see you all day.
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To hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it.
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Now it's time for new, believable people.
And we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
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Find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
And we must do it big, fat.
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And any...
America first!
America first!
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We want to build a much better, believable people.
And we must do it non-fatal.
Communication very much higher.
America first!
America first!
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I can't stop.
The things I see.
The things she does.
You make laugh.
Go shit real.
Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
Grab my phone.
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Music I'm doing that because of who is in third.
chair today?
Oh boy.
Who gave me horrible advice when I was young man before going to auditions.
My dad, Popscratter would go, Hey, smack your cheeks a little bit.
Give it some color.
And then you gave me a Red Bull at ten.
Whoa.
Chalk that up to something that never happened.
Oh my God.
Oh, okay.
Here we go.
Here.
You didn't buy me a guru.
Take this and slap yourself.
You didn't buy me.
In Canada we had guru.
You didn't buy me a guru energy drink because you noticed that it calmed me down before auditions.
You would give me coffein.
What's a guru?
Call it Red Bull.
Let's see.
He tries to give me a technicality this time.
Imagine being raised with this.
He made me hold on.
Yeah, slap yourself, kid.
That's what the pros do.
Sending finger marks or calling CPS.
You're gonna be a star.
I grew up in a family where they all had hot tips.
Like my dad, you smack your cheeks and my mom would create laws that didn't exist.
She'd be like, no, no, no.
You know, if you ask for a cup of water, they have to give it to you because it's the medication law.
I'm like, what mom?
They have drinking fountains.
I wash Well, it should be one.
It should be one.
It should be the one.
Oh, they're gonna hear from me about it.
You're like, no.
Okay, guys, it's the medication.
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Just on Fridays.
Yeah, just on Fridays.
Just to screw with the people.
And all the free shows go away too.
So you don't have to tune in to the Friday show, but if you don't, all of it stops.
Okay, today we're going to be talking about, well, the deadline and now the tariffs that are going into.
You can totally see where Donald Trump just hates them.
You can totally see where he just doesn't like them.
He just doesn't like these people.
So he's like, all right, fifty percent.
Bill Burr is I wish Nick Dipalo was here.
He just gave a new interview with Vulture and you guys can comment and see if you've noticed, like Bill Burr really tries to say both sides.
And there's a moment in this interview where the blatantly homosexual man says, Well, and the left is really embracious.
He's like, Don't, no, they haven't.
No, don't say that.
You're going to ruin my brand.
Like you can see he's panicking.
Because all he does now, Elon's a Nazi, Donald Trump's a Nazi, white people bad, blah, blah, blah.
You do wonder, okay, how much of this is actually a conversion where he's changed his views and become more liberal and more he defends the term woke, more woke as he gets older.
or did he have to start playing ball and maybe that coincides with all the new big film roles.
This is the guy who trashed Star Wars on Conan O'Brien and then was on Star Wars.
Like, no, no, no, I get it, right?
It's great.
Those checks that can't.
It's good enough for me.
So we have that and I don't know if you know this, but Ireland is being invaded by migrants and that involves a lot of kniving, a lot of kniving.
Which, you know what?
Hey, look, it's kind of red.
It's a throwback.
It's a throwback to kniving.
Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm doing fine.
I'm doing all right.
Yeah.
Are you sure about that?
What do you mean?
What's wrong with me?
Am I acting?
No, I'm just kidding.
Because of the concussion, you still think there's the ripple of it.
You might might be the only man in history to ever concuss yourself looking through glass at Medieval Times.
Jerry Lewis.
And this man, I come from his loins, that means wiener.
Pops, this crowder is here.
Josh Fierstein is actually, where is he?
He's in, is it?
He lives in Tampa.
It's somewhere.
We'll bring it up.
So go see Josh.
And I'll tell you where on the road.
He's in Atlanta, I think.
I think he's in Atlanta and he'll tell you the story, but go to jfirstein.com to see all of his dates.
He'll tell you the story live about punching a man at Lego Land.
How are you, Pops?
I'm great.
No one, no one played me on today, I guess.
We don't do the music anymore.
It's too long.
Have you been watching the show?
Or every day?
Every day, all day.
But I'm not normally watching myself, Gerald.
And you can tell because I'm in the green room and Brett before the show starts, he goes He's drinking a Red Bull, woohoo!
A guru apparently.
Yeah, hey Canadian, that is, yeah.
For the Canadian viewer, do you remember that?
Guru was our energy.
We had Guru, we had Hanson's, and the Red Bull we had was in a glass bottle, like the old Chinese.
Oh, yeah.
Hold it up, yeah.
Yeah, there you go.
And that's a wonderful thing to give a ten or eleven year old.
It's fine.
In a leather helmet.
Okay, before I go on, well, first off, showing that childhood stardom spares no one, including the little boy from Modern Family.
We are about to learn many airport hacks from this Svelt 500 pound man.
This is how I fly at 500 pounds.
It's crazy.
Let's check it out.
I am where most fat people are afraid to go.
The airport.
Fat people hate the airport.
Wow.
That's what he's going to say, civilization.
It's very small seats.
No one likes to go here.
How are you doing today, man?
Small seats?
Every here with a theory of relativity, sir.
As a plus aspect, you'll need to tell us.
That's why I love Southwest.
It is the best.
They give me free shows.
I'm about to go get a wheelchair, right?
This is to send me to the airport, especially as a fat person thick person.
Most people are too embarrassed to get a wheelchair, but I take my shirt off on the internet.
have no shame.
The wheelchair is a secret.
This is a man, right?
A whole bunch of miles.
Two.
You need the miles.
Skip the lines, right?
Skipping the lines is the key to the airport.
Three.
Okay, fine.
To board the flight first.
Pause really quickly.
Look.
It's disgusting and all that.
Okay, but I did one time after surgery, have to be in a wheelchair.
One time at the airport.
And I get it.
It's one of those.
As soon as it happened, I sort of crossed over and I was like, I'mm gonna be tempted to lie about this every time.
Not only do I get on first, but they're like, Do you need help with your bags?
Let me make sure I bring you your drink first.
She's like, Oh yeah, how much that is?
Because it doesn't include adult beverage.
No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
Because I'm like, I can't walk.
It's first class plus plus.
It is.
So, you know, if you're willing to shave a couple of decades off your life like this gentleman, I will say it's one of the perks.
Let's continue.
The preferred weapon of the airport.
Let's go watch.
Always want to make friends with your wheelchair guy.
Take him to the moon.
Ah, he's your friend now.
So here we are, in front of the sea of people.
He's chocking off his hand.
If you're in a wheelchair, we will be the first ones to board.
It's about playing the system.
We're almost there.
Final destination.
I'm going to do what the old fashioned man so scared to do.
I'm going to ask for the extra seatbelts.
Boom.
Yeah, final destination.
He's the only one that Death skips willingly.
It's like, he'll get it soon enough.
Yeah.
I'll get back for this one.
It's so sporty.
I'm going to take a passive approach to this one.
Can I get more legroom for my foot?
Yeah.
You're going to be missing it soon enough.
And look, it's not that someone's we always it's that people are advocating this.
That people are telling, hey, you know, it's hey, learn how to play the system.
What about you learn how to contribute to the system and we reward this now like there should be shame.
We shouldn't be rewarding people in society who are deliberately consuming and deliberately drenching while burdening other people.
But that's not how it works in the entertainment industry, as seen by the fact that this man just signed a new Hollywood picture deal for Snakes on a Plane with Gout is the new film and they're just Oh, perfect.
God moves pretty well for 500 pounds.
I mean, it's pretty good.
He does move pretty well.
At 400, he's an old lineman.
Well, he's having a good three something.
350.
Yeah.
He's enjoying.
Unfortunately, everyone else on the plane was not as the flight went as you thought.
Yeah, you gotta balance the load.
He can't sit on the left side again.
Or the right side or he's in the middle or where he's in the back it's a wheelie.
It's like when they tried to beam up Homer Simpson.
Remember the aliens tried to beam up Homer?
They needed a supplementary beam.
Yes, more beams come in to beam up.
Listen, his point to it that you have to walk a lot.
I want fat people to get to the airport and hear rocky music playing and do some pre workouts so they can make it to their plane.
That should be their gym.
Yeah.
You've got to walk a long way.
Let's get it done.
Put a headband on, sweat your way to the plane.
I want them to walk to the airport and just hear boo.
Like, it's fine.
You want to be fat, it's fine.
Just don't thrust it upon other people, okay?
It is, it is a problem.
And take that and apply it to our healthcare system.
Yes.
Take it and apply it to SNAP, to EBT.
This idea that your decisions don't affect anyone else, it's not true.
You do have a duty to a civilized society.
I'm not saying that the government has to come in and mandate it, but the problem is we have the opposite going on right now, where the government comes in and through mandate enables this and then tries to gaslight everyone else and say, well, why would you?
You have no right to tell someone what kind of lifestyle to live.
Well, actually, I do if I'm paying for it.
A little bit really quickly on the airline thing, do you think they got bad at him if his bag was like 62 pounds instead of 60?
I'm going to give him a hard time and charge him an extra bag fee for that, but not the extra 250 pounds over my 250.
That's a good point.
I think you should have scales at airports.
Anything under a certain weight, fine, get on, we're good.
But if weight makes it more, you know, costly with fuel and everything else.
Yeah, but it wouldn't work.
They wouldn't be able to weigh them there.
They'd have to send them to the zoo.
They have bigger scales.
Yeah, they can't do it at the airport.
The free willy sling.
Yeah, the free willy sling.
Look, I hope, I hope the guy, no one has ever said, once they've lost weight, like, I wish I didn't do that.
Right.
Just like no one has ever said, no, women will always be like, I like, I don't know, I don't like men too big.
No one has ever had their woman go, you're too strong.
I don't like it.
I want you to go back to being small and weak.
It's never happened.
It's not a thing.
It's not a thing.
It's just spindly.
Yes.
I like you.
I like the.
thigh hair with complete lack of tone.
Good.
Also to that guy, look, one of the perks, you lose all that weight, you're going to have monster calves.
So you get the best of both worlds.
I mean, sure, you'll have a lot of loose skin that you'll never be able to remove, but the point is calves, my friend.
All right.
Meanwhile, Skinny Job of the Hut.
In Ireland.
Okay.
All right.
So you're going to be somewhat caught off guard and go, wait, no, did I just, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see a migrant stab, stab, stab, stab, stab a police officer, like right away.
That's what you're going to see at at the beginning of this clip, the Irish police, who often do not carry guns, try and subdue this man, and then a lady do gooder steps in and decides to try to stop the police officers from subduing the man who just repeatedly 310 to yum at him.
Let's watch.
Here you go, here comes the guy.
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