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June 12, 2025 - Louder with Crowder
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LIVE: LA Riots Coverage | Boots on the Ground!
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And we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
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And A. America first.
America first.
We want to build a...
Glad to be with you for this special live stream on June 11th, 2025.
Let me give you a few key details here.
$100 million.
That's the damages so far.
Arrests, 717.
Injuries, casualties, we don't have yet.
We're trying to get them from all the cities, but we do know that at least 16 officers have been seriously injured so far.
No number in civilians.
The media is going to try and tell you that this is peaceful, and I can tell you that's not the case.
And we're going to prove to you tonight that it's not the case, because we have boots on the ground.
Right now in Los Angeles, in New York, in Austin, and we can go live to any one of those places tonight at any given time.
And we also have footage coming in from undercover units, so live, but we can't broadcast them live, in D.C. and Atlanta.
And we'll be covering this on Saturday, too, the No Kings Day.
We'll get to the money behind it.
Saturday at 6, I believe it's 6 p.m. Eastern.
And it is a little bit crazy.
Before we get to anything else, by the way, we are streaming to YouTube for 45 minutes tonight, just so you guys can see what you're missing over there on Rumble, and we know that most of what we'll be doing tonight can't be covered entirely on YouTube, so head on over to Rumble, if you're not there yet.
This is almost to the day, exactly where we were.
Five years ago when we just said, hey, this is history in the making.
We have to be there with all of you live.
When the Summer of Love kicked off, for those who don't remember, this is five years ago.
We weren't planning on doing this, but I think like a lot of you, I was staying glued to the screen.
We're going to have some drinking game rules and try and make this as fun as possible while our country is at the worst point in our history.
And I couldn't believe the coverage.
I was watching CNN, and I hate to say it with Fox News too, no one was calling balls and strikes.
CNN last night was trying to cover these protests as though they were peaceful.
By the way, that's when the powder used to be yellow, so it looked like a Simpsons character.
I apologize.
It's not the same time in this country.
Maybe I appreciate this more because I've been here since 2008 on YouTube when there were no conservatives, when there were no Christians.
It wasn't a thing.
It was all edgy atheists where we thought the best we could expect It's entirely swung the other way.
This is not going to go how the left thinks it's going to go.
Their messaging is falling on deaf ears.
We're going to fact-check all of it.
We're going to cover all the mainstream outlets tonight.
But if you look back then, Black Lives Matter, when that kicked off, 61% of people supported it.
The American public do not support the left today.
They do not support the invasion that we've experienced.
As a matter of fact, they overwhelmingly, this means America at large, support not only stronger borders, not only deportations, but the way that they are happening right now.
You, the American people, have made it very, very clear.
Back then there was a lot of white guilt.
You don't have that anymore.
You don't have that anymore.
Summer of Love, five years ago, 2020, you all had to be intimidated into silence, where if people protected their own property with their own guns as their gates were being stormed, they would be put on trial.
Today, there's an overwhelming number of you, many of whom didn't even vote for Donald Trump, who are saying, this, this can't happen.
So I want you to keep that in mind when the left tries to tell you that this is peaceful, or that Donald Trump inflamed this.
Or that this was Mexico's land.
We're going to get through all of that.
But five years, what a difference we see.
And I want you to look back and think, you know what?
If we didn't have the election of 2020, and I don't care if YouTube gets mad about it, stolen.
If we didn't have the COVID scam, and I mean the dealing with it, the response, not the slightly worse than common cold.
If we hadn't been put through that ringer, we wouldn't find ourselves at the moment today Where we can all laugh and know that we are part of the majority.
And you know what?
And by the way, popularity, right?
A poll doesn't make right.
But this has always been right.
And now, because of you, because of everything that we have been doing, sometimes people say, oh, just talking doesn't make a difference.
Yeah, it does.
The culture in this country is forever changed to a degree that I didn't even anticipate.
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We are in a very, very different spot.
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Let your freak flag fly.
Let everybody know that this is the place to tune into.
And experience history, again, it's repeating itself, but through a very different lens tonight.
And enjoy that win, and rejoice that rule of law, if it's not back on the menu by tonight, it's going to happen very soon, and you can actually share this experience, and actually share your opinions with your fellow neighbor.
That's a huge difference.
So we're going to get to that and more live tonight.
But first...
From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.
We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.
During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.
We almost lost our rights in our whole country after what went down.
Those maniacal lips were completely out of their minds, yeah.
But when a retard runs, drops out, it is replaced by a hoe with no brain.
It's safe to say they couldn't pull it out for a second time.
MAGA came back!
47, present.
To save us from the Saturday.
They tried everything.
The was even when they shot you.
MAGA came back!
We sure we could have to three.
'Cause it's only so long till the White House is gone.
We will restore our promise.
and we will rebuild the nation that we love, and we love it so much.
For four years long, a president's brain was an old avocado.
Frannies and freaks in charge from far to near.
Critical race theory, et cetera.
When the landslide went down, I got that winning feeling again.
And then I heard those liberals squeal, yeah.
Now you came back to seven.
Mr. President, guess what?
Baby, I'm back.
Yeah.
Bet you wish that you could have term three.
Cause it's only so long.
till the White House is without me.
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Big time wins and we are just at the start.
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The f***ers even went and shot me.
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At this time, it is 8, 10 Eastern.
And again, those numbers are $100 million in damages so far, 717 arrests, and we don't have the injuries or casualties.
But CNN, of course, is covering this right now, trying to make you believe that it is mostly peaceful.
We just saw the Latino gentleman with blatantly gay face.
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Boy, we haven't started the drinking game yet, but Pat and Morgan, CEO, how are you, sir?
Fantastic.
Half a bottle in.
There you go.
All ready.
Show us how you swirl it, Gerald.
Here's how you swirl it.
It's not really hard.
Don't get too lippy.
I haven't plugged your show yet.
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Give it to him.
Yeah, swirl that thing like a toilet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Fine, I'll just drink more.
St. Louis.
That's Missouri.
Yeah.
It was a slave state.
They were real adamant about it, too.
It was a while ago.
June 21st, jfierstein.com for all of his dates.
Go show these clubs.
Go show these places that you support live comedy, and they'll be booking more people who don't toe the leftist line.
Josh Fierstein, how are you, sir?
Excellent.
Ready to get this drinking game going?
Yep.
So we have people live, just so you know, today in Los Angeles, New York, Austin, and we have Undercover in D.C. and Atlanta.
If at some point I have to duck out, it's because I may have to review or make some game-time decisions because we don't want to reveal their identities or whereabouts.
Yeah.
Except for one.
Lane is in LA.
Yeah.
That brings us to our drinking game.
Well, he's tall.
Aryan.
He's clean-cut, white, and fit.
Of course they know he's a conservative.
Earlier he was like, there's this guy, this Korean guy, he said, hey, be careful, they don't like conservatives.
Yeah, exactly.
How do you know?
Oh, you look like it.
Yeah, and he asked the guy, he said, how did you know that was one?
He said, please don't insult the intelligence.
Come on, the guy.
So the drinking game rules.
We haven't done this in a while.
You will hear this bell and you drink anytime tonight.
The word peaceful is used.
You just used it.
Well, there you go.
Anytime there is a confirmed fire.
Anytime you see someone wearing a mask.
Anytime someone blames Donald Trump for the riots.
The mask?
Are we serious?
This is fucking riots.
Anytime tear gas is used.
That's a lot of fun.
And then anytime they show somebody crying in the media.
What if it's crying from tear gas?
And then you finish your drink for two things, actually.
if law enforcement or the National Guard, we should say, has a thug life moment, or if laying the brain...
*outro music*
If that happens before the end of the night, you finish your drink.
Godspeed, Lane.
Oh, jeez.
Stay out of dark areas, and I mean dark alleys-like areas.
We're off to a wonderful start.
And we'll be here Saturday with you because the No Kings Day, which of course, this is all funded just so you know by NGOs.
None of this is grassroots, it's AstroTurf.
We did have to issue a correction.
One of those Craigslist ads last week turned out to not be legitimate, so we corrected that on X. Everything else that we said was correct, but you know, hey.
It was a troll.
It was a very, very well done troll, of course.
The masks that we covered were real.
And of course, the money funneling in is real.
And of course, the member of the SEIU showing up, or I believe it was the Teamsters.
Those were all real.
One ad.
Hey, you know what?
25 out of 26 ain't good.
That's not so bad.
So you can send in, too, if you're on Rumble, your live chats today.
Send them in if there's something that we're missing, to be clear.
I want to go through a couple of things here.
The most common claims that you will see tonight.
We're probably going to be here for a while covering this.
So I just sort of sat down and said, alright, alright.
Let's see what the media is most likely to say.
And I have some notes here.
I believe it is...
Let's go through these.
This is what you're going to hear tonight.
Okay?
And I'm setting the stage here so that as we continue to go through it, you can basically call the shots before they happen.
The claim that you're going to hear tonight, quite a bit.
Is that these are mostly, and Brian Stelter did this as well, these are mostly peaceful.
LAPD said in a statement, the protests were mostly peaceful yesterday.
But it is really important to point out that throughout the day, mostly peaceful protesters.
Mayor Bass, Governor Newsom saying they're mostly peaceful.
There are some bad actors who, yes, are committing violence.
But it's really mostly peaceful protests.
What are you seeing today?
Mostly peaceful?
Well, yes, I would say definitely.
That's not a real strong answer.
And did you hear Brian Stelter?
He's like, people are covering how there are some cars on fire, but most aren't.
Oh, we have a clip of that.
Oh, do we?
All right, let me see.
You know what?
And most burgers are safe, but not that one.
No, not that one.
I guess there's probably a burger in a car that's Brian Stelter adjacent that is not on fire, so it's safe.
Let me just give you some truth here.
Of course, no, not at all.
I gave you the number, the damages so far.
$100 million in damages.
At least 16 officers injured.
We have no idea as to the casualties.
Over 400 arrests just in Los Angeles alone.
Since there was a curfew, I believe that there were several hundred arrests.
I know there have been at least 330 illegal aliens arrested at these riots.
Just to be clear, it's not...
Here's another example.
When they say mostly peaceful, This is one thing people just say, well, they're in small pockets.
Rioters in New York blocking people from going to work.
Here you go.
But I have a kid.
And these people are having their children taken and their parents.
That guy is so high.
Why do people feel about stopping a black woman from going to work?
Oh no, not work.
The only example where the black person's working and the white guy's not.
So there you go.
And we saw this during the Summer of Love, right, where ambulances, where fire trucks couldn't get through.
And here's the thing.
None of that matters.
You're violating the law.
You're putting me in a situation where I may fear for my life.
I don't know if I'm going to get out of here.
I don't know if you're just going to block these cars or swarm them.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click, reload, bang.
Next claim that you'll see tonight, and we're going to be covering all this, I just want to set the stage, is it actually, and I've seen this a lot, I've been watching an unhealthy amount of CNN, that President Trump is the one.
He's the one, just to be clear, when you see all these riots, when you see all this exclusive footage tonight, when you see boots on the ground, it's Trump's fault.
He's the one who inflamed and escalated this.
It was kind of inevitable that you would see this kind of confrontation and pushback because they're now going to these workplaces and in heavily Latino working class communities like Paramount in Southern California.
One of the things that has enraged individuals...
You guys already know it.
You guys can go.
We'll make the references all available.
You can watch all those clips.
Here's the truth.
Of course he didn't.
Prior to President Trump mobilizing the National Guard at all, ICE officers saw a 413% increase ICE officers and their family members were doxxed, targeted.
Many ICE raids were obstructed where people were blocking them from doing their job.
You know the job that you elected this president to grant them the authority to do.
A thousand rioters surrounded, damaged federal building and assaulted ICE officers.
LAPD took two hours to respond.
There have been dozens.
This is all before the mobilization of the National Guard.
All references available.
Dozens of buildings.
And cars and stores.
A lot of mom and pop shops were damaged, including LAPD headquarters, a courthouse, the old LA Times building, Waymo Auto taxis.
There were many dumpster fires.
And of course, we all know that the left egged us on from the start.
We have these clips of bass, and I don't think we need to necessarily play them.
These protests, to be clear, are not organic.
If you look at what's happening this Saturday, we'll be covering the No Kings Day.
The founders there are Ezra Levin, Leah Greenberg.
They founded this group in 2016 specifically to fight Trump.
They helped organize the Tesla protests.
They get Soros funding.
They welcome money from Soros.
The organization is called Indivisible, to be clear.
There's also another organization.
It's called CHERLA, Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights, who have been providing services, legal services to illegals.
They receive about $34 million a year in taxpayer dollars.
And just to give you an idea, Illegals in Los Angeles rely on Shurla for people to report DHS raids because we shouldn't have those.
Chirla has a hotline that folks can call if they see a raid.
Does the city have something similar where you all can kind of mobilize?
No.
And the Chirla hotline is the Rapid Response Network.
And so Chirla is one of the leads for that.
And, you know, a lot of the partners are that.
And if you all don't know, the Rapid Response Network works with the public if they see anything.
It's sort of like if you see something, say something, where anyone from the public can call the Rapid Response Network.
And we're going to get a little more granular.
The picture will be clear on Saturday, but other NGOs that are involved, the SEIU, of course, Democratic Socialists of America, the 5051 movement, the Party for Socialism and Liberation.
Here's the big difference.
I talked about this earlier.
Can I just say something really quickly?
That clip, she's basically saying that there is a government hotline.
See something, say something.
If ICE, if the federal government is in your area and they're picking up people who are here illegally doing their jobs by doing that, please call us?
Yeah.
So that we can post that?
Isn't a guy getting in trouble for doxing the location of ICE raids that basically set this whole thing off on Friday?
Yep.
They're asking citizens to do that to a public line now?
And then they're blaming President Trump and his voters for inflaming this.
And here's the other claim.
It's crazy.
It should be if you see an illegal alien doing something illegal, call the number.
That's what it should be.
Like being here.
Here's the other claim that they're going to make.
It wouldn't make it right if it was true, but it's also a lie.
President Trump's policies are very unpopular.
He's inflaming this because he's dividing the country.
Here's the truth.
They're very popular.
They're overwhelmingly popular.
According to CBS, 54% approve not of dealing with illegal immigration, not stronger borders, but specifically of President Trump's deportation policies.
If you look at this other poll, I believe from CBS, when they were asked, are Trump's deportations making people...
42% said more safe.
Only 30% said less safe.
No change, 27%.
And if you look at these numbers compared to Black Lives Matter, the sort of predicate for the summer of love in 2020, it was at 61 to 67% peak support.
It dropped during that period by about 20 points.
And today, well, Black Lives Matter decided to sit this one out aside from looting a few Apple stores.
And maybe a couple of Walgreens.
By the way, did you see the Apple Store footage?
So they did go and loot the Apple Store in Los Angeles, and then you saw footage later on of all of the phones basically blaring an alarm.
Yeah.
And their screen was on.
It said, please return this phone to the iPhone store, the Apple Store.
Right.
So what do you think you're going to get out of this?
A free phone?
And then when the cops arrested them, they're so surprised.
Like, by the way, you're not allowed to leave.
You're all under arrest.
What?
We all know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yes, you are.
This is my phone.
For what?
Those crimes I just did?
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
What?
Nah.
Nah, I just.
I just, I mean, I stole it.
The phone said, please return, so they destroyed them.
Yes, exactly.
And by the way, from Enten, over there at CNN, still don't know the methodology of this poll because it's just made up and it's bullcrap, but how legal immigrants in this country view illegals.
In 2020?
23%.
It was a plus 23 favorable, I should say.
Now it's a negative six as far as unfavorable.
That's a 29-point swing.
And finally, one other talking point that you are going to hear tonight, and by the way, the drinking game rules don't apply.
Well, I'm laying the groundwork here, just to be clear, because you're going to hear this a bunch of times.
This is one that you hear quite a bit, and I've seen the left use this, and I've seen some of the bots out there and the paid agitators by watching a bunch of live streams.
The claim that they make, and it shows you how paper-thin their claims are.
Is that, well, hold on a second, there's actually, actually, there can't be anyone illegal on stolen land because this land was, is, is, is, this land is Mexico.
Remember that California was part of Mexico, all of the southwest is Mexico.
Play the drinking game.
The roots are really deep in that region.
Come take it back.
This is our city!
And this was Mexico!
You can't get this out of the land that was ours!
We can roll you off.
Mexico's like, you can keep her.
Okay, okay, okay.
So here's the truth when people say that.
No, there are treaties that have taken place.
We fought a war with Mexico.
That they started, and we won.
Just so you guys know.
So I don't know if you know, but that happens in Warton.
It doesn't give you the right as a neurodivergent trans disabled family.
We fought a war with Mexico that they started and we won.
And Josh, you actually know quite a bit about this.
Yeah, Mexico lost because they were wearing no-plated body armor like that fat slob was.
But yeah, yeah, I know you got some stuff here, but yeah, they always say this is a stolen land.
Well, first of all, stolen?
No, it was taken, it was conquered.
Okay, we got that.
Well, that was, sorry, that was the Spanish who stole it from the Aztecs.
Right, yes, yes.
And that was the Comanches who they had a hard time with and they tried to get U.S. settlers to take care of and they didn't.
And then they attacked the U.S. and then a war started and then we bought their land and resolved their debt that they had towards us before the war because we were kind enough to do that.
And after all that's been said and done, Mexico was a country in 1821.
We won the war in 1848, 27 years.
Right.
California was part of Mexico for 27 years.
Less than Jim Morrison was on this earth.
I am older than California was Mexico.
Yep.
Less than one generation of people were California Mexicans.
Yeah.
No, you're exactly right.
Less than one generation of people compared to the other folks in Los Angeles, you know, who are just trying to go to work or trying to be the functioning backbone of our society.
Let's see right now what they're saying on CNN.
And then I want to get to some montages and exclusive footage because we're still gathering some data on the ground.
Again, we have boots on the ground in L.A., in New York, in D.C., Atlanta, Austin.
And we can go live to L.A., New York or Austin.
Let's see what this guy is doing right there.
In defense of their country, not to be a political prop for a president who's sagging in the approval ratings.
Ah, there's a little gal.
That technically counts as blaming Trump.
Bring up the drinking game rules.
Let's add that blaming Trump is also saying that he's sagging in the approval ratings because it's just as egregious of a lie.
He's not!
I'll take it.
That's rule four.
Someone blames Trump.
That's in there.
We're going to be really hammered.
That's an infantry battalion, John.
Not military police, not logistics.
These young men are trained to locate, close with, and destroy the enemy.
And they're doing so on the Marine Corps' premier live-fire training facility.
That sounds amazing.
That sounds really cool.
I want to see this.
Come on, stop talking them up.
You're going to make us all gay.
were to cordon off a section of a city to clear the building out and then to sequentially clear out follow-on buildings.
That kind of sounds like what they need to do with Sanctuary Cities, right?
Court them off, clear them out, and then make sure that the locusts don't come back?
Yes, I think so.
Gosh!
I don't know how many erections I can get tonight.
What happens when you get priapism naturally?
I don't know.
I keep a Brazilian wandering spider in my back pocket just so I have someone to blame.
They are really mad that the federal government is trying to protect federal buildings and federal operations.
That's all they're there for.
They're not there to go on the aggressive.
He said they went to go building to building.
He's talking about cordon operations?
He's talking about village takeovers?
What the hell?
Would you just read a book today about it?
Trying to read up for this interview?
He reads many books.
That's not what they're doing.
They're Yes, yes.
That's not even what they're doing.
They're just there to protect the things that are federal buildings that have been voted on by California to not protect.
I know.
I know.
It's absolutely unreal.
And by the way, we're going to give you a three-minute montage so you can see everything that led up to this.
But before that, this is just from today, our boots on the ground giving...
And, of course, just so you know that we have these people as secure as can be.
Let's be honest.
Things could pop off.
Who knows?
Be careful.
But this is some footage from four major cities in the United States that was taken earlier today.
And we will be going live to these reporters tonight as things get a little more spicy.
We are the people here.
We are the blood that runs these states.
No one is illegal on stolen land!
Well, this is lovely right here.
Very peaceful, remember?
We need people to wash your cars and mow your lawns and make your dinner.
The question of the day: Who would Jesus deport?
If that was a capital L, it might help a little bit.
But otherwise, it's an interesting question.
You want to just make it epically wrong and then you blame everybody else for making like violent and everything else.
*Mario sounds*
Alright, got Aaron Burnett back here, talking to Jake Tapper, apparently, so say hi to him.
Wish him luck on his new book.
Good to see him.
Good to see the media.
Alright.
You get a job defending freedom to get you standing here looking for a fight.
All we have to do...
I think that guy's missing a lower half of his face.
Power.
Yeah.
We're getting reports on the ground?
Yep.
I'm seeing more footage coming in.
If we start calling in sick for work, and it'll only take a week or two.
That'll take a couple days.
Ro-con, you can't hide!
We charge you with genocide!
Ro-con, huh?
Mainstream media does not cover Donald Trump attacking the Capitol.
They only want to see LA look bad.
Didn't they cover it for like four years?
Watch the girl right here.
And no, she's not on our side.
No, but she's just like, yeah, you're stupid, isn't you?
It was kind of dumb.
Well, so apparently right outside.
So that's one of the main hotspots where a lot of the CNN people are.
Lane's obviously going to go into some more areas where stuff's happening.
Oh, really?
I think so.
Oh, come on.
There's that erection again.
Not because they're trans, but because, you know, the opportunity to defend myself.
The opportunity to beat up, not because they're trans, but because they're threatening.
Just roll the clip.
Kidnapper!
Take your mask off, bitch!
Come on!
After you take off the Maybelline.
Oh, jeez.
What if she go and pick one, the shortest guy?
Or he?
Sorry.
I was tricked by those balloon bags.
You missed it.
She goes, you're going to get your ass kicked by a trance.
Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry.
You just walk up and you peel off one of those chicken cutlets.
Hate crime.
These are children who have never been disciplined, guys.
They're not that hard to beat up.
So the only reason that they're still around is because you are merciful.
That's why.
And you know what?
I'm done with it.
I think it's past time to be merciful with these people.
Protect your stuff.
I get it.
The big difference, too, right now is they're not spreading outside the city.
They're being smart.
They're being smart to do that.
Because you know what?
They actually have some legal Hispanics.
I am very curious to see what happens when they try this in Florida.
Because Cubans don't like illegal immigrants.
And they don't like Mexicans.
They're itching for a reason.
And so when you see Mexican flags and you have someone who actually left I'd be very curious to see what happens when they try and do this in somewhere, someplace like Fort Lauderdale.
But right now, I believe we actually do have on the ground to comment on what he is seeing live from Los Angeles.
Lane, the brain ginger snap.
Can you hear me?
See me, sir.
I can hear you perfectly.
How am I coming in?
You're coming in fine for me, I believe.
There you go.
There you go.
Look at that.
A little bit too much headroom.
Yeah.
Tilt it down.
Kind of.
All right.
It'll work.
It'll work.
So we just watched that clip with that trans who looks surprisingly like my alter ego.
We're on YouTube late.
Yeah, we are on YouTube for the first 40 minutes.
And by the way, it was a request from Chris at Rumble.
He's like, hey, you know what?
Really stick it to them.
He's like, break it off on them.
Stream to YouTube for a bit.
He didn't say that, but he requested it.
Someone's breaking something off.
Almost that.
Pretty careful.
Don't talk about what's happening with the transgender off camera.
What happened there and has that transgender been circulating all day?
What are you seeing down there?
What do you expect?
Yes, that individual behind me has been roaming around all day.
Mostly people out here are pretty chill, but there's been a few agitators.
What I've seen a lot is people kind of making the comp to the National Guard and CBP officers behind me that they're race traitors of some sort.
I've heard that.
That is the narrative over and over and over.
Because, again, obviously there's a bunch of Hispanics or Latino Americans in the military.
And the talking point out here is that they're traitors to their own race.
They're stupid.
They're working for fascism.
That's kind of the line we're seeing.
And people are starting to push a little bit, but I haven't seen anything get out Well, there are no cars there.
You're in a promenade.
Of course there would be no car there.
What's going on?
What's that yelling?
Can you show us what that yelling is?
Yeah, Nick, can you call me?
Yeah.
Alright, let's see.
What are they yelling?
We're experiencing this live.
Oh, there he is!
The trans?
No, we just passed him.
And eventually we want you to interview that trans.
I'm scared.
Grab a trans flag from somebody and just signal that you're an ally.
So an interesting thing is there's a lot fewer Mexican flags out here than they've seen in previous days.
We've talked to people that there's actually been a conscious effort to get people to carry American flags because the optics were so poor.
Let me ask you that.
Is that flag behind you?
I'm looking at a very small screen.
Is that the Venezuelan flag?
I can't see because it's waving over there well actually the bottom is the pride flag and the famous way of the flag is on top of that because you know the two really go in there Do you think you could do me a favor?
Do you think you could go ask them about Venezuela and Chavez and Maduro?
I mean, I don't want you to blow your cover right now, but that'd be interesting considering that their people are starving.
There's a Mexican flag right there, I think.
Oh, there's a Mexican flag.
A couple of them.
Oh, there you go.
That's a horrible stitch job.
Just ask him what that flag is.
He walks right through.
It's not quite Donkashane from.
Venezuela?
Oh, are you from Venezuela?
Gordon there.
Why the Venezuela flag in America?
Because they're under attack.
Venezuela, from Maduro.
From the United States.
From the United States?
Oh, what's the attack?
I don't know.
Venezuela?
Yeah, yeah, which attack?
Being kicked out of the country using an illegal attack from 1942.
Household.
Central Salvador.
Right.
To be in a log.
Kind of like Venezuela is attacking Guyana.
Now, can't they?
No.
Oh.
I guess I don't understand.
I am the top.
But if they're from Venezuela, when-They're being discriminated against the United States by the Merkel.
When they want to go back to Venezuela, I'm confused.
Not really, because if you want to migrate anywhere, then you're legal here.
Ask her if Maduro is a big fan of America.
You can look at us.
Cruelty for less people.
Ask her what would need to happen for her to move to Venezuela.
All people.
We don't need a whole line of separation, like the Nazis did in World War II, like we're doing here.
There's separation here, sir.
That's true.
Kill the board.
There's separation here, sir.
We're here.
Wow.
Now there's an argument between South Africans going on.
It's actually quite fascinating.
Yeah, because none of them know anything.
Well, that man seems to.
Ask her what would need to happen for her to move to Venezuela.
What would America need to do to make it hospitable?
I think she's really committed to this conversation.
Yeah.
Ask her about her Jermaine Jackson glove.
Does she look good looking under that mask?
Ginger snap?
Like, do you think you could?
No.
Hard pass, bro.
Hard pass.
She's not Asian.
That's a very common denominator.
Okay.
All right.
I was confused by the Miss Universe contestants.
All right.
All right.
We're going to check back in with you because we don't want to watch 30 minutes on idiots argue about South Africa.
Well, hold on a second.
Maybe now.
No, no.
Now bring them back up.
Now when they hit the camera, you son of a bitch.
We have not dropped it.
No, no, no.
I know.
Just keep it there.
What happened?
This guy's talking to nobody.
He thought he had his moment.
I don't know.
I'm just here to capture the moments, and I'll let the people see her.
Is her bandana, is it like a Jamaican flag into a bandana, or does she just like weed?
Who used a slur?
Who used a slur?
Looks like she's talking to a South African guy.
Well, he's from Africa.
He can use the N-word.
But what about 21 Savage?
I love for everything.
Careful, you have the first fat, cracked meth head I've seen over your left shoulder.
There's a lot happening.
We'll go back to you and we'll be here.
Okay, well, I'll check back in with you.
Careful, they're shifty.
They have blood diamonds.
That guy looks shifty.
That guy kind of looked like one of the misfit elves.
Yes.
Oh, by the way, drink.
Someone was wearing a mask.
Drink.
Oh, yeah.
Drinking game rules for those who are watching.
Thank God she was.
Anytime the word peaceful is used, anytime there's...
So drink two big drinks.
Oh, that's two.
I've already had too much.
Oh, my God.
Play the game there.
And from what I understand, we're getting some more footage from, you were saying, from New York.
So what's happening right now is we've got people from Austin and New York and D.C. and Atlanta sending us in footage, and so we're kind of splicing it together.
It takes a little bit of time, but I'm seeing stuff.
In New York right now, there were some scenes where a lot more people were gathered.
CNN was there.
I saw it on their channel just a minute ago.
So as that stuff comes in, we'll put it together and give it to you.
Okay, well, really fast.
Let's go watch Kinzinger here live on CNN.
And guys, Mission Control, send me anything that's breaking on social right now because let's see what Kinzinger has to say.
You know, Alyssa, you mentioned some political peril here for President Trump on the side of the military.
But what about where he is on immigration right now?
No political peril.
Because on both his handling of immigration and deportations, the new Quinnipiac poll today, he's underwater.
Yes, and this was traditionally his strongest issue.
We gave you CVS, we gave you YouGov, we gave you Enten.
...to go out there and tell a massive success story.
I did what Joe Biden couldn't do in 40 years.
And that's an issue that 80% of the country is with him on.
But instead, he wants the shock.
Who was this poll taking?
Tijuana?
Mission Control.
Get me the Quinnipiac info.
Give me the crossed tabs if you can, and also the history of them leaning left, just so we can show the bias there.
Because CBS, YouGov, and certainly Enten from CNN are not biased in favor of Democrats or Democrats.
I'm going to review some footage really quickly, guys, before we continue because this is going to be coming in live all night tonight.
But for people who haven't been following, let me just give you, I think here we have kind of a mega montage.
So you guys can see everything that's led up to this.
Tonight, I think, if it's not a flashpoint tonight, it's going to be on Saturday.
For those of you who missed the context or may just be tuning in for the first time, here's what's been happening largely in the city of fat trans angels.
Don't think that somehow, because they called out the National Guard, there was violence.
There was no violence.
It's not legal to follow in the legal order, dumb s**t.
*Squeak* Oh!
Are you ready?
*Squeak* *Squeak* Oh, God!
*Squeak* I'll call you later.
*Squeak* *Squeak* oh
i believe I believe that the LAPD has this underhand.
They are very, very experienced in riot control.
We are having an administration that's targeting peaceful protests.
He doesn't like the scenes of people peacefully protesting.
You are not free to leave.
You are under arrest for 49 B.C. What?
You're going to cover, n***a.
I'm fake, n***a.
I know you do, dog.
I'll spit in your plate.
I'll put my d*** on your plate, n***a.
Uh-huh.
Free iPhones.
Just show them some respect.
Oh, okay.
Not just, like, shouting.
Hey, go f*** your mother.
Oh, s***.
Yeah, because they're arsonists, but they're also stupid.
That's a happy ending for me right there.
They're so impatient with their felonies that someone couldn't wait to light the gas flame.
Until the gas can is out of the way.
This pouring is taking too long.
You can't even chalk it up to a miscommunication like, Oh, I thought you had already poured.
I thought you had gotten rid of the gas.
He clearly sees the gas can.
Lights it up.
Right there.
Why'd you give the lighter to someone else?
Keep all letters away from me.
The first rule of gas canning other people.
Wait, are we saying the protesters are unstable?
Yes, they are.
You said it, not me.
I love the idea of the police finding this person the next day.
I mean, like, was it you that burned that car engine?
And the guy's like, no eyebrows.
Yeah, yeah.
We have an APB for a Latino who resembles the English patient.
He's got Ford in place.
Yes, that's right.
Ralph finds when he looked like Peking Duck, correct?
He's still got some embers like Yosemite Sam on his mustache.
No, it wasn't me.
He just disintegrates into a pile on a mustache.
I don't know what happened.
We're racist.
It's okay.
No, we're not.
We just don't like illegal aliens.
All right, we do have a few clips coming in here.
Explain this to me, Gerald, because again, we're doing this live without a net.
The promo code is RIOT, where you can get $15 off the Rumble Premium membership.
Hey, we don't get to do this without you.
The first clip.
So this is just a taste of kind of what's going on in these places.
Obviously, we think as time goes by, maybe another hour or so, people are going to start to get a little crazier, especially in Los Angeles once that curfew starts to come in in just a little while.
So I think the first one that we'll go to is the most recent one they've sent in.
Chanting about ice is over there.
Is this in Los Angeles or New York?
They didn't say that.
Guys, let me know what city.
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
Okay.
So let's run that.
Okay.
What are we doing here?
ISIS over there!
ISIS over there!
Everybody is over there!
ISIS over there!
I love how they're wearing their hijab and they're fat.
Trans friend.
They're dressed like not without my porker.
Exactly.
They're in the hijab and they're like, we are used to doing what our men tell us.
Yes, we will get down.
Oh, those people aren't Muslim.
They have no idea.
They think maybe.
You think they're tolerant, illegal.
For crying out loud, you steal an apple.
They cut off your hand.
And not the crappy one you wipe your ass with because these are still backwards cultures that live in caves.
You're good hands, so you can't eat from the communal bowl, which is also really stupid.
They wipe their hands with their ass.
Do you guys understand this?
Not all cultures are equal.
It's not like a bidet.
They wipe with their hand willingly.
It's practical.
Well, it makes sense because, you know, when you do the swipe, you get the nails, it gets all the rest of it.
Yes.
You only need one swipe.
You don't got to go down there multiple times and check.
You know what?
I just, I never thought of that because it's like a palm's not absorbent, but the nails, it's an effective scraper.
Yeah, it's like an American coke addict.
One pinky nail.
Right.
I mean.
Middle Eastern, all nails.
I mean, it's a horrible day for the manicurist, but yeah.
We also, apparently, they're not only protesting the ICE raids, some of these people are paying attention to the Big Beautiful Bill, and apparently there was a guy in L.A. complaining about the bill.
Oh, okay, let's see this.
Y 'all just distracting us from that Big Beautiful Bill that's gonna f***ing give tactical to the rich, bro.
But we can't do s*** about that, but we can do something about this.
Yeah, what can you do?
F*** y 'all, bro.
Oh, shoot.
Look at the guy next to me.
He's just like, nah, I'm late for my fishing trip.
But what if they're illegal?
Yeah, I don't know.
I think what's embarrassing is your extreme skiing home VHS Oakley glasses.
And your douchebag early MXPX haircut.
Yeah, I don't think any of those alpha males are hurt.
No.
No.
I do like those, not like, but it shows you that when they're saying ICE is over there.
Yeah.
Don't ask yourself what the left is doing.
Ask yourself what they would do if completely unfettered.
The only reason they are not at ICE right now, assaulting people, is because of the National Guard and the Marines.
You understand that, right?
They were saying, let's go over to ICE.
Now, the ICE buildings have already been attacked.
There have already been, I think the number I gave you was 413% increase in assaults on ICE officers.
Regardless of your political opinion, you think that those people doing their jobs, they deserve to be assaulted?
You think the people out there doing their job deserve to be assaulted?
This is why the left is losing the working man.
So if the left was unfettered, they would be at ICE.
And how long do you think before someone loses their life over there at ICE?
Because you've been vilifying them as Gestapo.
We just heard.
You've been vilifying them.
As the Second Reich.
So, that's where they want to go.
They're not because of the National Guard, but it's Donald Trump who's inflaming it.
Without the National Guard there, people die.
And we know, because we saw it five years ago, and guess what?
Americans don't want to see it happen again.
Doesn't matter what CNN or bitch boy Kinzinger says.
Yeah.
And by the way, the girls that got down, that was actually New York, and we do have a quick montage of some of the stuff that's going on in New York.
Again, no cars lit on fire yet that we know of, but the crowds are getting a little spicier as the night goes on.
All right.
No ice.
No KKK.
No fascist USA.
No ice.
The KKK is kind of old, guys.
Everyone's kind of gone.
So it's interesting to me because I think what we're seeing right now is crowds are starting to form that are a little bit larger and they're starting to get like, how long do you think it takes before somebody's just like, I'm just going to do something for fun?
And just screw around, and then that's when the violence starts.
And not long.
No, it doesn't take long at all.
And this is the thing, guys.
You are stronger than them because these people are not willing to die for anything.
Let me ask you this, genuinely.
If people in your city, if they start coming into your neighborhood, if they start coming into your community, and they start attacking, like they did with ICE officers, and by the way, like we saw in 2020, are you willing to die to protect your family?
Are you willing to die to protect your liberty?
Because guess what?
These people had to be paid to show up.
They had to be given incentives to show up.
They had to be astroturfed to show up.
You believe in it more than they do.
And the good news is you're the half of the country that believes in it more and elects presidents.
It's a very, very different landscape.
I do not think that the...
And I'm telling you this because last time we kind of had to sit back and watch it burn and say, okay, what can we do?
How can we mobilize?
How can we affect change politically?
We were still at that point actually on YouTube constantly being suspended.
This is different now.
This is about maintaining your lead.
This is about using the momentum.
Because you're on the winning team, not just because it's a popular opinion, but it is.
But because for the first time in my lifetime, the popular opinion is right.
If you're here illegally, you need to go.
You need to go.
These people are not willing to die to make sure that no one has to go.
They're willing to kill in the dead of night with a mask if they know that they'll have cover run for them by local authorities and by their local governments, mayors in Los Angeles.
They are not willing to actually face adversity.
Put the pressure on is what this administration needs, and it's what you need to do.
Unapologetic.
Let your freak flag fly.
And before we go to another, I want to see what they're saying right now on CNN.
Again, we're covering all of this live.
A rally-type speech in which you have the applause for the commander-in-chief.
We're now seeing the politicization of our military, which is very dangerous for this country.
Secretary Cohen, always a pleasure to speak with you.
Thank you very much.
There you go.
Blaming Donald Trump.
Blame Donald Trump.
Drinking game rules again.
You drink any time the word peaceful is used.
There's a confirmed fire.
Someone's wearing a mask.
Someone blames Trump.
Tear gas is used if they show someone crying or you finish your drink, of course, if Lane is turned into an MS-13 squeaky toy.
Oh, three twice because they showed Adam Kinzinger and I'm pretty sure he was crying.
It's true.
It's true.
He always cries.
Yeah, he does.
He's a little bitch boy.
By the way, I'm a little frustrated that you're mad that the soldiers are actually cheering our president.
You just said that that was the politicization of the military.
I was like, oh, he gave a speech.
They liked that he was a very pro-America president.
Wasn't basically saying, we suck to the rest of the world and let us do things your way.
And they were like, hey, this is our guy.
This is the commander in chief.
This is the guy who gets to say, hey, go in and potentially put your life on the line.
Almost always putting your life on the line when you have to go somewhere.
They're like, we like this guy.
Well, these people are so thrown off by it because they don't know what it means.
No.
They don't know what patriotism looks like.
No.
They think they know what it is.
Right.
They got it all wrong.
They have no idea.
They have no idea.
These people love that they get to go in and help the city.
They get to go and protect these federal agencies, federal buildings.
And by the way, that's all they're doing.
Right.
Yeah.
They keep showing the footage of them and going, the mobilization is very dang.
They keep showing all the footage and they're just standing there.
Let me ask you this.
How do you enforce a curfew?
By the way, it was ordered last night, June 10th or June 11th.
Okay, here's the only way it works.
Curfew.
Anyone out?
Immediately arrested.
They resist arrest, hit their head on top of a paddy wagon, get them in the back of a truck, send them to the clink anyway.
You think they're going to do that in LA?
Of course not.
So the only way to ensure that Americans are kept safe...
They will not enforce it.
That's them saying, we know you're at risk.
And we know there's a chance of serious bodily harm, so we're going to say curfew, but we're not going to enforce it because we don't want to piss off the votes that we feel like we're buying.
I hope that's okay.
No, no, no.
This is what your tax dollars pay for.
To make sure that your streets are kept safe in the face of an insurrection.
And this is an insurrection.
You just heard them in New York.
There's the ICE building!
Let's go!
By the way, it's also another example why we need to bring back not like real slavery, but like fun slavery.
Right.
What I mean by that is those women They should be chained up in, like, Alex Pojero's backyard until they prove useful.
Where it's like, ah, you know, we're just going to chain you up.
We're not going to make you till the field or anything, but we're just going to keep you enslaved until you learn that you can't go attack ice buildings.
By the way, when they show these videos and these photos of the troops outside the federal buildings, protecting the federal buildings.
Right.
Had they taken the National Guard troops that Trump had offered in the first place.
Right.
That's exactly what it would have looked like.
Right.
And instead what it looked like was the people at the Capitol going, oh yeah, you want to come in and take a walking tour?
Let me wand you down.
And then a few people acted like assholes.
The difference between that and this is nobody there was holding Molotov cocktails or fireworks.
Right.
That's absolutely right.
And I think people forget, and really quickly, I'm going to do this.
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No, no, no.
You're fine.
I just wanted to make sure this is your last chance to go over there because we're going to do it in just a minute.
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But I want to go back to the comments.
I mean, people are happy that they're actually taking this seriously.
That the federal government's actually taking it seriously.
Because what happens in Los Angeles right now, the mayor comes out and basically says this was a peaceful city up until the ice raids happened.
Because ice raids have never happened in Los Angeles before.
So obviously that must have been what it was.
They talked about Los Angeles downtown area.
They've got the World Cup coming up next year.
They've got the Olympics I think at some point.
three years four years from now they are worried about graffiti and damage to buildings in downtown and people are like yeah yeah but i could die this is a really big problem and we just have to go back to that video from five years ago and we look at it and if i was fast forwarding through to kind of see different parts of the video to see kind of how we covered things and there was a clip of a kid that had a hat on that was that was a donald trump red hat if you remember and he got swarmed by like 30 or 40 people and
i'm not exaggerating at all yeah and just I don't know what happened to that person.
It didn't look good.
I hope they lived, but we know about the person who got shot.
Remember how long we heard about Charlottesville?
Yes!
Before January 6th was Charlottesville.
Yeah.
We saw 20 of those at least during the Summer of Love.
At least?
At least 20 of those.
We saw someone shot in the head point blank for wearing a Trump hat.
Just for wearing a Trump hat.
Hey, we got a Trump supporter over here turns around.
In Chicago, we saw like a lady being, a police officer being dragged into the protesters like she got snatched in some movie.
Right?
And you're like, oh my gosh, is she going to live?
And luckily, one of the other officers grabbed her and pulled her back before.
Like, this is serious.
And I don't think people are playing around this time going like, hey, give them some space to protest.
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Hey!
I was doing that off camera.
I didn't realize the stinger was so fast.
It's a really quick surprise.
They caught you this time.
Yeah, I know.
They caught me.
They caught me.
It'll go to the New York Post.
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No Kangs!
I guess we was No Kangs Day protest.
Only princes.
Only princes.
Good night, you thugs of New England.
You crips of Wales.
It doesn't have the same ring, but I appreciate the effort.
You know, they're doing it on June 14th.
I don't know the significance of that.
Maybe it's because it's Flag Day.
It's the birth of the U.S. Army.
I don't know what the significance is.
Also Trump's birthday.
Oh, Trump's birthday.
Oh, because of the parade.
Right.
Oh, that's why they're doing it.
Because I was going to say, if you're going to do a No King's Day, what better day than July 4th?
But they're probably all going to be busy at their barbecues and having fun.
Right.
Yep.
So apparently we have a video of some unhinged behavior from a quote-unquote protester in Los Angeles that Lane just sent.
And if you're watching on YouTube, we're going to have to run to Rumble because halfway through this clip, we're going to end it and we're going to stream as long as it takes tonight.
Probably be a few hours.
Lane, it will be turned into a squeaky toy.
Just depends if it's from MS-13 or if he has to go to a...
Let's watch the clip.
Trying to cling to a democracy here.
It is not fucking normal.
You guys are exploiting this mask creep ever since the fucking pandemic.
You're like, oh, the pandemic lets us wear fucking masks.
And now we have secret fucking police.
And now we have fucking secret police in this society.
Like he thinks that's new?
If you fucking have any integrity, mask off!
Mask off!
If you're doing the right fucking thing!
We can't hit you with rocks in the face!
Yeah!
I can't dox you with your masks on.
You're not normal!
They hide, they're cowards!
If I can't look like Rob Dyrdek's grandfather What the hell is that guy doing in the background with a kid on his shoulders just a second ago?
Did you see that?
There's another one.
Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
What did he say?
You what?
What?
What?
Rewind it.
Rewind.
We're off YouTube.
A flag?
You're not allowed to have a flag?
is the most un-American shit.
We are fucking living through the fucking decline of our democracy.
He's got a vast vocabulary.
There's a crown on his head.
He can't.
Hey, Mission Control, bring me up some images of riot police wearing masks like 30 years ago.
I mean, any timeline you guys want.
Just get it in within a minute, please.
Because they think it's new.
So really quickly, I think Lane's calling in with a bit of a He said there was a bit of a standoff going on that it seems like it's calming down now.
They were trying to come in.
But yeah, no, that's the dumbest thing I've heard.
People are like, oh, if you're doing the right thing, just take your mask off.
And wear a name badge.
Okay, we've seen what happens.
It doesn't matter if they're doing the right thing.
You could just go online and say, this is one of the ICE people.
Here's where they live.
And here's this person's name and face.
Like, of course you're going to dox people and try to harm them.
Well, Mission Control, bring up the person who had to apologize for doxing ICE out there.
The sign, what was it?
The Los Angeles guy?
Yeah, the Los Angeles guy.
He had to apologize because then they started going after his family.
So send that up.
Do we have a picture of the riot?
There you go.
Ah, look at that!
Good old Detroit.
Yeah, but it's new.
Remember I told you the left, they accuse you of doing exactly what it is that they're doing?
You guys are cowards wearing masks!
Well, they wear masks because, you know, people try and kill them.
You wear masks because you're bitches.
That's crazy.
Look at this on CNN really quickly.
The most dangerous immigrants arrived in 1492.
Oh, shut up!
14. Oh, I get it.
First I was thinking Irish.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
Was that the Spanish?
Yes.
Was that the fucking Spanish?
Who formed New Spain that turned into Mexico in 1821 and then became California in 1848?
Fuck you!
Hey, maybe, maybe, maybe she's right.
I don't know.
I say finish your drink because Josh just had a historical thug life moment.
That's right, baby.
Hey, I'm out of beer.
I guess we better keep our eye on those Spanish immigrants.
Spanish immigrants.
You can tell they're speaking Spanish.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, hold on a second.
They made their cities after them, like Los Angeles.
Yeah, I know.
It's like, hold on a second.
Yeah, or was it, they have San Diego, okay?
San Francisco.
We're getting pretty close to Santa Maria.
We have the Pinta, the Nina.
The Santa Maria?
Yeah, I know.
Like, all the ships!
They're all Spanish ships!
You know what's funny is one of the cities in Southern California is named after the general that lost that war, Santa Ana.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He lost twice, actually.
He lost in Texas.
The Texans captured him.
They let him go, because they're nice Texans.
Then he lost again to America.
Yeah.
Did they kill him that time?
I don't know if they killed him.
I don't remember, but...
Did he like force a little ass play upon him?
I don't think so.
I think he actually, he might have gotten killed by Mexicans.
They gotta be wearing those Spanish?
He changed hands 75 times in 50 years.
Speaking of Spanish, here's a Spanish guy with gay face on CNN.
The police are allowing them to stay there.
And we'll see how the night goes, what happens.
He's talking to her right now.
mid-trended.
It looks like Nicholas DiPaolo.
Look!
Stay by bro.
Between the protesters I accidentally trumpled up my drinking game rules.
And I was the same thing.
Shimon, keep us updated.
Shimon, that is absolutely his name.
That's a made up name.
He went for an interview at CNN and they're like, now do you have your papers?
He said, yes.
I said, what's your name?
Shimon.
No, his parents were just big Michael Jackson fans.
Shimon.
What's your last name?
Bagone.
Shimon Bagone.
Shimon Bagone.
Can I have a job?
They said yes.
You know that guy that was yelling at the police?
You know that he's either not with someone or the person he's with cowers in fear at home.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, they accuse the rest.
Let's see.
Is this the LAPD chief?
Yeah.
He's on CNN right now with Harry Forums, Caitlin Collins.
...
accountable for their behavior.
Our role is to protect everybody's First Amendment rights, and a lot of people have come out and respected that and expressed their feelings in a peaceful way.
Absolutely.
But once nightfall comes in particular, we start to see others come out who are intent on violence and intent on disruption.
Can I just tell you something?
I'm so tired of this shit, because you know what?
There were Tea Party protests that had taken place during the day, during the night.
became violent.
What they do is they go a lot of people...
When I shot Detroit and Ruins in 2009 or 2010, just so you know, the only person who was willing to go and film with me We had an entire production crew back there.
It was a place called PJTV.
They were like, I'm not going to Detroit.
And part of our strategy was to film in the morning because we knew that the drug addicts were still asleep.
So just because they haven't rolled out of bed at the crack of 3 p.m. doesn't mean that it's peaceful.
The standard is not, hey, it's peaceful until the sun goes down.
Well, what matters is they feel like they have the cover of night and they commit acts of violence.
Because that's when they can get away with it, and these people are vampires.
I don't care!
I was going to say, you could replace that interview and put it into a vampire movie.
Like, yeah, the streets are mostly safe during the day, but at night, that's when the blood-sucking immortal monsters come out, and you have to put crosses on your doors.
Yeah, exactly.
And you have Tom Holman who's like, I don't know, I'm not afraid of vampires.
Put a fucking UV light on it.
Put a UV light on it and turn to dust.
I'm not afraid of vampires.
Let's get some crosses and some garlic.
I was more afraid of Wolfman because I don't know what you got to kill him.
Some people say silver bullets, but I was like, that shit doesn't work.
I got to go back.
Tom Holman looks like he has garlic breath.
I'll be back in a little while.
Just resting garlic breath, he just talks and And I would still let him cuddle me.
I don't think you have a choice in it, to be honest, Stephen.
That's the chief of police that basically said, LAPD, he said that he would have to reassess the situation, but he also sent this email out to all of his police officers.
Yes.
We were able to confirm this.
Consider using phrases like, I hear your frustration.
I'm not part of the immigration action.
I'm here to make sure everybody stays safe.
Basically saying that the cops need to reiterate.
And Seattle PD did this as well.
I saw that police chief doing it.
Bring that back up.
Bring it back up.
We're not here to do any immigration work whatsoever.
We're just here for public safety.
You deserve to feel empowered.
If you need to take a step back, talk it through, or decompress, please reach out to a supervisor, peer support team member, or our BSS staff.
No one should carry this alone.
No, you should carry it because it's your fucking job.
How about that?
If you don't wanna do it, Remember Uvalde?
Who like, man, no one knows what kind of a...
Well, you know what?
I didn't take the job.
It's not my job to go in and save children's lives.
They did.
Their entire pay is hazard pay.
That's the whole reason.
So no one should have to carry this alone.
Yeah, you should.
Yeah, you should.
It's your job to enforce the law.
That is not a letter that should be sent to police officers.
Do you know what you get?
You get officers kneeling.
With Black Lives Matter.
And then you get thousands of casualties, including officers, and $2 billion in damages.
Hey, how about you care about the people who pay you to do your job through their taxes and aren't breaking the law?
Yeah.
And listen, I understand de-escalation tactics to make sure that you're safe.
That's a different thing.
But here's the deal.
You need to go out.
You could say the exact same thing.
You could say, listen, we are doing our job on the streets tonight.
There are people that don't want you to do your job, and we are here to stand together to make sure that we protect the citizens of this city.
Also, here are some de-escalation tactics if you think they are useful.
If not, you have a utility belt.
Go to it if you need to.
And that includes sticks, that includes tasers, that includes tear gas, that includes, you know, guns.
You know, whatever you need to use.
But that's an empowering stance instead of a, oh, we're just gonna back up.
Do you think the National Guard got that email?
Do you think the U.S. military got that email?
When you guys go out on the streets tonight, I just want you to know you're empowered and we're gonna take just, you shouldn't have to carry this alone.
They're like, would you just shut up and let us do our jobs?
Yeah.
We know how to handle this better than you do, apparently.
I'm sorry.
Like, if you're not okay with being shot at, and if you're not okay with criminals not liking you, you shouldn't be a police officer.
Also, if you're a bitch who can't do pull-ups, okay?
Yeah, and I understand that, you know, the job gets hard.
Yeah, for sure.
And you gotta do, you know, you have to do things to help your guys.
It is an emotionally taxing and mentally taxing job.
Yes, but this is one that shouldn't be.
But that email, to me, It's the feds.
It's the feds.
Go there.
We're here to protect you guys.
Go get the feds.
And then they go, we don't need the National Guard.
We're fine.
ICE needs them.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, dude, because you guys are saying, go get them, not us.
Yeah, this also shouldn't be...
It shouldn't be emotionally taxing to go, hey, you guys, stop writing.
No crimes.
Hey, you, you can't loot that Apple store.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
That's not the emotionally taxing kind of, okay, gray area judgment call.
This is what you signed up is enforcing the law.
Is it illegal to block traffic?
Yes.
There should be no moral quandary.
You shouldn't be conflicted.
Is it illegal to be here illegally?
Yes.
Then you should make sure that law enforcement agencies, whether local or national, can do their job.
Is it illegal to set a fire?
Yes.
Like, this isn't the kind of thing that should be taxing for a police officer, and I don't want anyone, anyone who finds that emotionally taxing to be a cop.
I don't.
I really don't.
It's like, we're at that point now.
We've just let people who have no business being cops.
Yeah, you guys are gonna burn this place down.
You're probably gonna hurt people if they come out against you, or just have the wrong hat on.
Yeah!
Right?
So I have no sympathy for you right now.
So Lane did say that things are getting a little bit more tense in Los Angeles right now.
He said, especially when cops try to come out, people try to get in front of him.
But apparently a lunatic started to...
I don't know if he got in their way or what he did, but they drew guns on him.
So we've got a clip of that really quickly if you want to know.
Well, I don't know if he does.
Drink refill.
Get your mask off.
Keep going.
Get your fucking mask off.
Go.
Keep going.
So, I'm going to get your mask off.
I'm going to get some more food.
Let's go!
Put a Maybe that guy in the gray shirt there.
Yeah, drunk-looking guy, probably.
tan pants.
*Pews*
Okay, so police are obviously trying to get through.
So they're trying to clear them out so the cars can get through, right?
That's what it looks like.
Arrest them.
Paintball into the nuts.
Don't let them get that close.
No.
Oh, there you go.
This is our land.
Everybody drink.
That's them saying Mexico.
It was basically never your land, dumbass.
No, no, no.
It was the song.
This land is your land.
I do support the midriff top.
And again, that was our footage, right?
Yeah, this is all our footage.
Lane, be careful.
The sun's still not down there.
No, the sun's still not down.
Somebody's starting to get a little spicy.
By the way, when the sun goes down, little known fact, the original song from Kenny Chesney is when the sun goes down, I have sex with guys.
That was his first lyrics.
They said, Kenny Chesney, don't do that.
That's why he wears that hat.
That's why he wears that hat.
When the sun goes down.
Oh, I love how, by the way, I can feel that this mug just came out of the dishwasher because the handle is warm, so a nice warm beer.
We'll be banging.
Does it taste like Finnish?
I don't know.
Let's hear it.
Isn't that a brand of detergent?
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Maybe I don't have the gone money.
I don't know.
I was thinking of a Finnish sauna.
No, I think you were.
Oh, no.
Because warm sauna.
You're always thinking about the Russian banyan.
Yeah.
It just happens.
It's at 210 degrees.
All right.
Let's see what they're talking about there on CNN.
By the way, I'm very worried about Caitlin Collins tomorrow because tomorrow is a full moon.
I think she's going to be broadcasting.
All right, let's see.
And then throwing, I believe, of Molotov cocktails...
Oh, did you?
You saw more of it?
So it's dicey for our officers out there, but again, we're going to stay the course and ensure that Los Angeles is the safe city that the residents deserve it to be.
Chief, it's great to have you, and I know you're incredibly busy.
Thank you for joining us, and I hope you'll come back soon.
And thanks for giving us the time tonight.
Absolutely.
Why do you got a man voice?
Sweetheart.
Great to have you.
Our John Miller and also the former deputy director of the FBI, Andrew McCabe.
Oh, my God.
McCabe?
How many bitches can you fit in a room?
Former assistant U.S. attorney, Ellie Honig as well.
And, of course, John is sticking with us.
Just in terms of what we're seeing here, General, and what you heard from the police chief there, I thought it was quite notable how he was describing the situation and also saying they don't really have a...
It's very disappointing.
Okay, let me tell you.
It's very clear.
You guys need to do your job, right?
You do your job, and the National Guard and or Marines, they leave.
You do your job and bring peace to the city.
They're there to make sure that the city is peaceful and that none of the streets are obstructed and that all the taxpayers can do what they need to do to get their work done.
Make sure their families are safe.
In other words, any disruption that's going on, you need to get rid of.
Otherwise, they will.
It's that simple.
A tin...
Hello?
What are you doing over here?
We're making sure you don't suck at your job.
They don't need anything.
Because California state law and Los Angeles law says that they are not to cooperate with immigration police.
Right.
With ICE.
With anything immigration law enforcement.
Yep.
They don't have to tell you shit.
And not only that, but let me hear what he has to say because the drinking game rules, by the way.
And the promo code, if you're watching right now on Rumble, is RIOT.
You get $15 off Rumble Premium.
Let's see what he's saying.
That's too much ruse.
We would not even be asking for the normal California Guard under normal circumstances at this point.
I mean, Andrew McCabe, a lot of this has to do with what the president was saying today.
Because they don't want to protect ICE.
They don't want to protect ICE.
They have state law, an act.
Of course they wouldn't call the National Guard.
They don't.
They want ICE to be run out of there.
They are hoping that some of these ICE officers literally get killed.
I am convinced of it.
Let me ask you this.
So 800 and, I believe, 810,000?
Illegal aliens in Los Angeles County.
Let me ask you this.
California loses any and all illegal aliens.
Okay?
All of them.
Gone.
I think that maybe puts some electoral seats at play.
Certainly some local politics seats at play.
What do you think?
What do you think happened?
That's just 810,000 in Los Angeles County.
Do we know how many we have in California?
I don't know how many millions, but quite a few.
Do you think that affects the culture, the fabric of the state?
Do you think that affects the voting bloc of the state of California?
Remember, it was pretty consistently Republican up until the 80s, and they still had a Republican governor in the 2000s with Arnold, and I use that term very loosely.
20 million over the last four years have flooded in the United States.
We know that California receives usually the most.
It's usually California, Texas, Florida.
I think California is a top state.
Why do you think?
And let me read this for you, too, just so you guys know.
And all references are available.
Link in the description.
California is a sanctuary state by law.
The California Values Act of 2017.
It ensures that state and local officials don't assist, meaning do not assist the federal government in immigration enforcement.
And then Los Angeles City Council voted to become a sanctuary city.
So it's a sanctuary city within a sanctuary state.
Keep that in mind.
That's like an illegal turducken.
Yeah, exactly.
Which by the way is very overrated.
And if you guys didn't, $31 billion.
So before you get to any...
Before you get to any of the violence of the deaths of, you know, ambulances being blocked, EMTs, guess what?
It's $31 billion.
Yeah.
Screw them.
Screw them.
I mean that.
Screw them.
And the number of illegals who were arrested in a...
So when they do their job, which they really, really, really, really don't want to do and are not empowered to do because it's a sanctuary state and a sanctuary city, the LAPD caught 26 murderers and child abusers.
Hey, what if we made that?
What if they caught 2,600?
Because you know there's at least that many.
What if they caught 26,000?
Because you know there's at least that many.
You know there's at least 26,000, guarantee you, child traffickers, abusers, and murderers who are illegal aliens in California.
I would bet my lineage on it.
They caught 26. One time in a sting in 2024.
Why doesn't anyone care about that?
Let me ask you this.
We have to be empathetic to the people who are here illegally and they're just looking for a better life.
Okay.
How do you do that?
In other words, how do you maintain this position of not deporting them while stopping sex trafficking?
More slaves on earth than ever in recorded history.
42 million.
Muslim sex slaves.
How do you not deport, not allow ICE to do their job and get rid of the sex traffickers?
Just that.
Can anyone comment?
By what method?
It's not possible.
So I'm not going to hear the empathetic thing.
I'm not going to hear that argument used.
You don't care about child sex slaves.
There are millions.
Millions.
I guarantee you six figures in this country, if not seven, of child sex slaves because of illegal aliens, traffickers, coyotes.
How is it possible?
I mean, when we said that the other day, I think it was maybe two days ago on the show, that there was a 2017 bill that made the entire state a sanctuary state.
I'd not heard that before.
I was like, ah, sanctuary cities.
I mean, you gotta be a pretty big a-hole to have a sanctuary city, but this is a sanctuary state.
It basically says in the fine print, like, we will not let any resources be used for immigration enforcement.
How about this?
How about, instead of, you know, having the sanctuary state, how about every single time?
A driver's license is issued.
You confirm 100% bulletproof that it's a citizen getting it, and that's the only person getting it.
And if they get pulled over for any reason and they're not a legal citizen, they immediately get arrested and you make a phone call.
How many crimes could be prevented if you just did that?
I'm not saying go knocking door to door.
I'm saying as these flies come to you, you go, hey, are you a citizen?
I've pulled you over for speeding.
You've been arrested for theft.
Whatever the case may be.
How much money would it save the American taxpayer?
How many crimes would it prevent?
How many one life, if it could just save one life, how many one lives could it save?
If they just did that, they refuse on a statewide basis.
Well, let's hear again what they're saying on CNN, and then we are going to be continuing to check in with our boots on the ground.
They're sending in footage.
It's going to get crazier, isn't it?
But we also do have, as a safety, Thomas Finnegan in a little bit.
But first, let's go to CNN.
We'll see what happens, and if it's a repeat of what we saw last night.
Oh, thanks, CNN.
Well, what happened last night?
You said mostly peaceful.
You said mostly peaceful.
Do we have to clip Brian Gay, Brian Stelter, because they were saying mostly peaceful.
It's somewhere.
Clip.
Okay, clip Brian Gay.
Son of a bitch!
You know, you're really lucky.
You're really lucky that I'm your boss and I find In Support Nation very funny.
I do actually have the clips.
On one level, protests are always about images, about spectacle.
You might even say it's about theater.
And we are seeing that play out in LA.
I think it's valuable to have that perspective as we see some of these pictures, especially as we zoom in.
And we recognize that the unrest is isolated, is not overtaking the entire city of LA.
LA is home to millions of people, most of whom are having a normal day here on Sunday.
Large group of people.
It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there in the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators.
Think about that argument!
Look, sure, there are some cars burning, but most aren't!
If I give you a hoagie, and I say, it's 99.9% hoagie, the.1% is cyanide.
Are you eating the hoagie?
Are you eating the hoagie?
That's enough for people to be concerned, right?
If someone says, hey, here's a bottle of pills to get over that infection, Gerald.
Thank you.
But one of them is a poison pill.
And I'm not going to tell you which one.
Do you take any of the pills?
Because that's the risk you run driving down any street in Los Angeles.
Depends on how high the pill gets me.
Well...
One of them is the ultimate high.
Because it's death.
So we have a clip.
I don't know if these guys have it yet, but there's a New York clip about things getting a little, From our guys.
From our guys on the ground.
From our guys on the ground.
this is kind of the situation right now is that everything has started out relatively peaceful you obviously have some people yelling doing some stuff that's not super crazy but in We're starting to see people.
I don't have this clip yet for you.
I've got it in the channel.
Sorry, I forgot.
What clip?
Why did you get, you just looked like you were about to You looked like your pants were about to split.
I had to fart!
When I start drinking beer, I have to fart!
Our new sponsor, Colon Cleanse, when you have to fart.
I'm sorry.
They're cutting it right now.
I thought, for some reason, I thought this was the channel.
We have a clip that we skipped, Gerald.
Did we?
It looks like from Los Angeles.
Okay.
Yelling about class warfare.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Here we go.
Our clip.
Yeah, our clip.
You guys didn't have a bed sleeping.
You slept on cot.
You had Costco pizza.
That's what the government thinks of you.
Costco pizza is awesome, it's pretty good, yeah.
It doesn't matter, these people are deployed to protect the society.
I agree, I'm thankful for that, yeah.
Mask, drink.
Mask, drink.
That's the class war we're talking about, dude.
You're not with them.
You're with us.
If I had to guess...
Dude, if I had a choice between Motel 6 and a floor...
No, because I kind of know what your vibe is.
Well, you have a vibe too, so you can ask me a question.
My vibe's the same as everybody else here.
Yours is the one that's different.
So you're good.
You're the vibe that's different.
Get out of here.
The non-freak vibe.
That's a weird way to go about it.
Explain to me what you believe.
I'm sorry that they're making you do this.
I'm here for the conversation.
What do you believe?
Well, I don't like the communist talking points, so I'm generally against communists.
Well, a class war.
I didn't say class, I said class solidarity.
Well, where does class solidarity come from?
Class solidarity comes from the fact that you shouldn't, by peaceful means, you shouldn't be doing things that...
Class solidarity is the idea that you shouldn't be doing things violently or non-violently that trades against your own financial well-being, right?
But that's a Marxian idea.
Okay, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I know you learned from Charlie and all the f***ing guys.
Do you want to talk?
Trust me, I did not learn from Charlie.
Charlie sucks.
The big thing is that these dudes right here are closer to an immigrant than they are to Donald Trump.
Well, a lot of them probably are immigrants.
Oh, thanks for killing it there.
Charlie.
Good job.
Charlie Kirk does not suck.
Well, no, he's got to maintain his cover.
No, I get it.
He has to maintain his cover.
Yes.
Yes.
Lane is more upset that Change My Mind was taken verbatim and changed to prove me wrong than I am.
Right.
I'm like, whatever.
I mean, Dennis Owens literally did a Change My Mind.
It's like, people are going to copy.
And she changed no one's minds.
I'm excited for the clip to come in where they go, people like, you probably learn all your stuff from people like Steven Crowder.
And he goes, Steven Crowder sucks.
Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
I hope there's a rooster crowing three times.
So I do now have the clip of kind of New York and tensions kind of rising again.
Okay.
And guys, you gave me the wrong...
What did you get?
It's just the wrong one.
We have some of the ones that you and I like.
Well, then I want one of those, too, because this wine sucks, and I picked it.
I know, and it's about to get wild and woolly, everybody.
I'll also take another one, please.
Yeah, I think we either have the...
I don't want there to be a shortage.
You know, the M1 or the F1, but the M...
Yeah, guys, get it.
They just came in, they're just like, she like threw the beer at me with a warm handle.
Oh, stop it.
You and your prostate talk.
We have a funny, we have a quick from our buddy, Benny the Jet, a quick ditty about the Ice Riots, a quick song.
Let's do that, and then we'll see the clip.
All right, I got it.
All right, there it is.
Go.
Go.
All of these ice rites.
Oh, shit.
Yay!
beleza Oh
I bet you thought that was the Wolfman, Caitlin Collins.
It was actually that.
We have our own Wolfman.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I was checking on some clips that were coming in that I missed that clip that we were just running.
Just give me a recap.
Because there's a lot of moving parts right now.
We have people in Austin.
We have people in New York.
We have people in Los Angeles.
And we have people sending in packages in Atlanta and D.C. So it's a lot to operate.
But we also do have our safety.
And let me know when we have them.
We can't press about that.
Yeah.
We do have Mr. Finnegan.
Let me know when he is ready for me to go to him.
Yeah, I think he's trying to call him.
We could run a stinger and he should be called in by then.
Okay, alright.
So this is our safety.
Again, he's not one of our on the ground exclusively tonight.
Mug Club Undercover, which is supported by you.
But, you know, Finnegan is on retainer.
And so we do have...
It's like a milkmaid.
Let's go quickly to Finnegan.
Finnegan.
Alright.
Finnegan, what are you seeing out there?
Still calling in, right?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
What the?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
The riots are out there.
We were supposed to send you out to...
You can't smoke in here.
Yes!
Okay.
I want you to go there.
Now?
No, tomorrow, Egghead!
Yes!
Now!
Go ahead!
Now!
I guess, Stinger?
Okay.
Jeez.
I should have known by the smell of Benson and Hedges.
I don't even know they've made those anymore.
I don't think they do.
I think he stocked up like JFK did with the Petite Upmans right before the Cuban embargo.
Although, I don't know how he knew to stock up on Benson and Hedgens.
Maybe he had an inside tip on when they were going under.
I think he said we had a new clip coming in, or if not, we can go to someone live here right now.
Yeah, so Lane is actually on the move right now.
We can go to him live in a minute.
I'm trying to set up a live link with New York here in just a minute just to see what's going on there.
Austin seems like it's one of the Least active right now.
That's because they know what happens.
Of cops starting to make arrests in New York City right now that we have footage of the first arrest.
So they're cutting that right now.
So guys, if you can give me the clip of them being arrested.
Which is the clip of the, by the way, of the horses?
The guys on horses.
That's probably New York or Where did they have that?
LA.
It was definitely LA that had all the horses.
It was definitely LA?
Yeah.
I know Austin.
They rocked the horses, dude.
Can someone let me know, guys, where that clip was?
Because I just want to show it.
I think that was in part of a montage that was in one of our big...
But I'll tell you what.
At first, I thought, I don't get...
By the way, bring up CNN.
They do.
They have a lower patience threshold than we do.
But then I thought, that's why they keep horses.
That's why it's great.
Yeah, but they should turn them all to Arabian horses.
Just stomping every protester in a style.
So there was a clip, and maybe you guys, Mission Control, if you can send this in to us.
There was a clip of a guy, and I told him, I said, listen, they're going to try to use this, like the horses, and I'll admit that these horses were going a little feisty with the protester that was on the ground.
My smile can only go so wide.
But listen, listen, listen.
When you take into account that the horses were probably acting on their own accord because you just tried to firebomb them, you see like a line of fire explode in the background, and then you see this, and everybody's isolated the clip where it's just the protester.
being apprehended on the ground.
So do we have the full clip?
I'm gonna ask them to send that in to us right now.
Yeah, the full clip.
You know what, though?
You know what, though, Stephen?
What?
All cops are bad.
Even the horse ones.
That's true.
That makes sense.
Even the horse cops?
Especially the dog cops.
Yes.
Yes.
Well, come on.
Not all dogs go to heaven.
Cop dogs go to hell.
That's true.
So we're waiting on the clip that Gerald requested.
They did send in two horse clips, including the fireworks clip, but one of them is a horseback officer hitting a protester.
That's pretty entertaining.
Oh, okay.
I hope it's Arabian.
Arabian officer?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, you can't!
So they're firing off fireworks?
That one guy came over to hit him with the stick.
There you go.
Get him.
Nice.
Nice.
It's a lady, dude!
Yeah, hit her harder.
No, it's a lady hitting!
Yeah, it's a lady hitting.
No, the dude just has a ponytail.
Oh, come on, just please, stomp him!
Arabian Nights!
Go back to your homes!
I love it.
You just want them to be stomped in style, huh?
And then here's the clip.
MS-13, I've ruptured your spleen!
And that's how it goes!
Put all female cops on horseback.
Yes.
Absolutely.
Put them on female horses, too, because if they're like female dogs, the female horses, they get more jumpy.
I pissed off my mother-in-law yesterday, by the way.
I picked her from the airport.
We're on the way home.
We're almost home.
There's a big car accident.
And I was like, oh, should I?
It happened right before I got there.
I was like, should I get out?
There's a couple cars in my eye.
Should I get out and help?
I don't know if I should.
And then I see a cop car.
I go, oh, the cops are here.
And I pull by and there's a lady.
And I go, oh, but it's a lady.
So maybe.
And she goes, so what?
And I go, so maybe she needs help?
Yeah.
I'd rather you not be sexist and leave her to die.
So I've got the full video of also the horses.
You can see the fire, and then you see the horses kind of be like, you're the one that did that, aren't you?
Is it not that same clip?
No.
Oh, it's a different one?
You know what?
There's more than one.
But do I get to see someone stomped?
A little bit.
Okay.
A little bit.
So long as I can see the Budweiser Clydesdale just put its foot in a protester's eye.
Put that on a Super Bowl commercial.
Yes, exactly.
All right, so let's see it.
You have to hit your volume.
So there's the fire line that this guy throws out.
Yeah, okay, all right.
So I'm fine with shooting them now.
Freaked out a bunch of the horses here.
So everybody starts this clip later.
They don't start right here.
There's a horse jumping over the fire right there, and there's the person who said it.
I guess that they're going after, and then right there.
Okay, so that's what you see, and everybody's just focused on this.
This is another Rodney King!
Hold on, the horses are there.
Like, you tried to kill us!
I don't know if horses can talk.
And then a firework goes off and scares the hell out of the horses.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, that's an accident!
Come on!
Hold on.
No, yeah.
It keeps happening.
Please.
You prick.
Please.
And there's more hitting.
They keep lining them up.
They just, hold on, you're not done yet.
Good.
That one skirts around me.
You made it sound like it was horrifying.
I did not.
I thought it was Christmas, in fact.
Yeah, but you made it sound like that's a little rough, you cocktees.
I was hoping that somebody, I was hoping that somebody You're launching off rockets?
I don't care if it's a bottle rocket or a real rocket.
Near horses?
I was hoping to see someone get back kicked in through a window.
Yeah, those horses were incredibly restrained.
I thought they did a funny job.
How is it another Rodney King scenario?
I didn't even know that the guy was black.
The horses were black.
That's a claim that Gerald's been making.
He's been making this claim that they're abusing this guy.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's not what I said.
That's what the protesters are saying right now.
They're trying to make this out.
Hold on.
Wait.
Right now on CNN, they're saying growing protests in NYC against ice raids.
And we do have our boots on the ground right there.
So we might need to go to a break so I can check in with them.
But let's see what they're saying on CNN with Mr. Gay Face.
Where there was a standoff between the police and the protesters.
And then the white shirts that you see behind me came in to de-escalate and told the officers to move back.
Why would you move back?
Yes, the officers who are in the wrong.
It says, fuck you, fascists.
And you backed off?
Keep us updated with what you're seeing there.
Please, you've picked my curiosity, my friend.
We have a clip of a NYC arrest.
Oh, is this from our guys?
This is our exclusive?
Okay, New York City arrest.
Please, please make it more than the horse light.
That was a spanking.
That was role-playing.
Yeah.
Hopefully it's better.
Mask off!
Goodbye.
Guys...
Yeah, and this...
Did you see that?
Okay.
When people talk about, why don't they handle this appropriately?
They didn't need to be excessive.
You saw people gently carrying a person down the street.
They didn't even take his mask off to be arrested.
And people were swearing and yelling verbal epithets at them that they are fascists.
These people don't want laws enforced, period.
It doesn't matter what you do.
So whenever someone goes, and this was excessive force, and by the way, of course that does happen sometimes, you go, yeah, but you yelled fucking fascist pig when they were gently carrying someone who had committed a crime.
Gently carried him so he could be processed.
Do you guys understand what's, like, they don't believe in rule of law.
They don't believe that, and by they, I mean the left, And the Gavin Newsom's and the Hochul's of the world.
They don't believe in borders.
They don't believe that people should ever be deported.
They don't believe in consequences for crimes.
You see that with catch and release.
You see that with no cash bail.
And they don't believe that rule of law should be enforced.
So in other words, we don't need to get to, like I said, anchor babies.
You don't believe we can deport violent felons who are in our prisons.
Criminals.
We don't need to get to excessive force.
You don't believe that the cops have the right to gently arrest someone who likely just committed arson.
So I'm not going to listen to you.
You're a child.
We don't need to listen to these people anymore.
I don't care.
Yeah, but you don't believe that we should enforce any law at this point.
These are the kind of people that vote.
To enforce a purge and then be the first to die.
Yes, exactly.
He has, like, the kid who wore the anarchist shirt from Hot Topic.
It's like, do you have any idea how fast you would be a sex slave to, like, any guy?
Like, average.
I don't even mean like a Brock Lesnar thing.
You'd be a hand puppet to like...
I'm pretty sure I think, it'd be like to, Like, Fred Michael Higgins.
Billy's got two sex slaves.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does.
So, Lane said he has something for us if we want to go live to him in Los Angeles.
All right, let's go live to Lane the Brain in Los Angeles.
Do we have standards for Lane?
No, we don't.
I have one.
Oh, there you go.
Hurry.
I know.
All right.
Mr. Lane the Brain clearly looking very conservative because you're looking trim and you're looking as tan as a ginger can, so you stick out like a sore thumb.
Yeah, I'm not in coverage very well here, but we left the federal building just a few minutes ago to come up here because the LAPD told us that right up at that intersection there are bottles and firecrackers being thrown at cops.
And I don't know if you can see, but you can hear the choppers overhead.
It's getting pretty It's not here.
The thing that we're hearing a lot, I think you'll like to see it in the Maraza a lot Yeah, so that's yeah, that's the new call out here and we had a couple but everything everybody has signs like you can see over here About Trump being a fascist or about the government being fascist and we asked them Why not compare him to other dictators like Popeye or other dictators like Mao Zedong?
Okay, and your screen just went dark.
Can you ask them right now?
Right there, those people?
Yeah, ask them.
Because they have fascists?
Yeah.
They're backing away like he's a ghost.
Wait, that's the midriff girl.
No, it could be.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What does your sign mean to fascism?
Like, what is the fascist policy that we're arguing against?
Well, I'm just curious to know what...
Okay, I mean, yeah, I...
And just repeat what they're saying back to us, because we can't hear them, so she doesn't want to talk to you?
Yeah, they said they don't want to talk.
They just don't want to talk.
Why are they there?
Oh, okay.
Well, um, okay, all right.
But we're going to try to get up here and see what's going on, because it's a lot more exciting.
I don't want to use the word exciting, but, you know.
La raza, la raza.
Hey, but what?
What is she yelling?
What is she yelling?
Oh, here we got it.
No one is illegal on indigenous land.
Yeah.
Ask her what la raza means.
See what she explains.
Man, what is la raza?
What does la raza mean?
Yeah.
Like, no race, right?
Which race?
Which race of people?
Like the Spanish race or the indigenous race?
Could it be the white race?
What about the European?
But that's like a lot of Mexico, right?
Like, yeah, it is actually all of them.
Yep, but most of northern Mexico would have been the conquistadors.
Ask her if she thinks that shouting the race is lit.
I'm very curious.
Do you think that's a racist thing to say about race?
Like if you're excluding other Okay.
I would think so, but, you know, here we are.
Oh, okay.
Ask her if...
Which people?
Can I be the La Raza?
I would love to be.
I would love to be the La Raza.
And then I can stay.
Trans-Hispanic.
Mexican people that will stand for their shit.
Stand up and fight for whatever.
Tell her California was only a part of Mexico for 27 years.
This is about humanity.
This is about humanity.
What's being done is wrong.
Okay, all the presidents do it, but the way he's doing it Obama did it like three times more.
Yeah, but did you not just hear what I said?
The way he's doing it is fucking wrong.
It's inhumane.
How should he do it?
Ask her how he should do it.
How would you do it if you were there?
Whatever keeps you from eating.
Unlocked cars, snatching people up, taking them, you guys can sit here and make your faces like January Sixers?
Should we deport anybody?
Nobody?
No, you said anybody.
Anybody that's here illegally.
No, let me tell you what, it was a 1996 criminal practice Can you get closer to her?
You can get deported if you steal a CD.
You can get deported for almost anything now.
They asked the wrong questions.
What questions should I ask?
They asked the wrong question.
Which question?
You guys asked the wrong question.
Did anybody get deported?
Do you think so?
Listen, listen, listen.
Bottom line, why we're out here in Twitter, After it, there should be a weight requirement.
That's the bottom line, okay?
You guys asked the wrong question.
The bottom line is 270.
It's not my rule.
Okay, how would you do it?
Just by attractiveness.
So, like, if you're good-looking, then you can come in.
That's probably how I would do it.
But I know that's not going to work.
Then I think we'd probably be in a better position.
Eugenics, I'm not the one saying La Raza.
It sounds like La Raza.
It's the science of breeding.
No, I don't want to breed them.
Ugly people can go other places.
He wants to breed.
Lane's been black.
You can be beautiful Argentinian or beautiful Chilean or beautiful Korean.
People that are colonized by Europeans, brother.
Yeah, Mexico.
No, we're talking about Argentina, Chile, the Philippines.
I didn't actually stutter.
I do know what eugenics is.
I'm not saying we should breed out.
What's your question?
What's your question?
I just told you.
Correct.
Okay, now scale it down and say, okay, how about this?
Anyone who entered illegally has to leave.
See what she says.
Fine, fine.
People who have all genetics.
Okay, I changed my mind.
If ugly people came legally, they can stay tuned.
Shut the fuck out!
I think I'd be okay.
Exactly.
Be careful, be careful.
You ain't got a war crisis.
Oh, this is from Colombia?
You ain't got a war crisis.
No, you haven't.
What was she painting in Coke?
A January 6th?
What are you talking about?
Tell her she's January 6th stoned.
Yeah!
But they're good looking to be fair.
Yeah, you're wearing six right here.
They must not look like you.
Hey, hey.
This seems like the wrong corner.
Why don't you take that mask off?
It's probably because you're not a very good looking dude.
We're going to get out of here.
Alright, yeah.
Move, Lane.
Don't let him sneak up.
Yeah, there's Alimony Rob Dyrdek.
I can't hear you.
No, I wasn't.
But it feels like I'm sort of the one being like that.
Wait, I thought you could be wherever you wanted to be.
Why don't you tell him to leave the area?
Because he looks like you!
Because he looks like you!
I don't think that's true.
Just like you told my community to leave the area.
This is our fucking land!
You're on top of land!
Don't fucking shake your head at me!
We can't hear him.
I wish we had a microphone that we could...
He's trying to sunlight.
He's supposed to be in Los Angeles.
Right.
Oh my God, I have my team of friends.
Exactly.
Wait, that guy's telling you to be calm?
Say, weren't you the ones screaming, take off your fucking masks?
Say something that's horny.
Aren't you just screaming at the corners of the cold owners?
Like yelling at them?
Say something that means something.
That was not really calm.
See, I'm sorry.
I didn't say nothing about airtime.
I'm talking about airtime.
It's like, what the fuck?
Excuse me.
I can ask the proper freedom of the shit.
I do have a right to be here, actually.
You do have a right.
Just like that.
We have a right.
Correct.
Just like that.
Exactly.
Oh, good point.
Say because I support ICE.
Because I support enforcing immigration laws in America.
I promise you're not platforming you.
That's so funny!
I happen to have a different opinion, and I think enforcing immigration laws is a good thing, and so I think that argument should be heard as well.
I believe in due process.
What is the due process that they would be doing?
He doesn't know.
But what does that mean?
What does that mean?
I'm not going to sit here and fucking dance your fucking platform if you want to put you for it.
But I'm just telling you, you're a fucking asshole for coming in here.
But we're here trying to defend small people.
We're a small democracy.
He says he has a small D. There we go.
Listen, Gavin Newsom doesn't want Gavin Newsom is in charge of the fucking national government.
Well, it's all article 10 and unbelievable authoritarian escalation.
This Trump fascist fucking regime, Tom Homan, these fucking Stephen.
Ask him what you do with 20 million in four years.
Shut the fuck up.
You asked me.
You asked me.
What the fuck?
Why am I getting in your face?
Why do I think you're the fly in the way?
Right Because we are here For a righteous fucking reason Tell him he's not been very calm You're trying to hear The fucking like Just get attention Shit Alright And you think you're fucking Like You think you're safe Because you know we're fucking It's a fucking lie Your fucking guy Trump Out there on Fox They fucking Use us as a wallpaper One fucking car burning Exactly And they try to act like Tell them a hundred million dollars in damages.
There's been 700 arrests Right now you fucking are looking like an enemy.
Why don't you get the fuck out of these people's face?
Tell him when he calms down you'll leave.
Tell him when he calms down and acts like an American.
Get the fuck across.
We can just talk.
Nobody wants to talk to you.
Fuck you.
This guy's not gonna do it.
Lane, do what you want, but this guy's not gonna do anything.
He's a little bitch.
But I know, you're surrounded by a mob, so tell him just to, you know, be polite and you'll leave.
Tell him there's like millions of people watching him.
Is that the fat girl saying "cook your teeth"?
Did that fat bitch just make fun of your teeth?
Tell her that much greater to eat your ass with, my dear.
No, this happens a lot, actually, because it's very easy to...
This happens to us every single day.
I love you.
Why?
Because you look like Hispanic Wednesday Addams?
My argument is I think that immigration law should be enforced equally regardless of race, regardless of nationality.
I don't think it's sustainable to elect 20 million people that are here illegally today.
Do you think some of the immigration laws should be reformed?
Yeah, I think it should be.
I think the immigration system in general should be reformed.
I think people that want to come here illegally should have a much easier time doing that.
I understand.
He's so mad he's going to ignore that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
I understand.
All right.
Shake his hand.
Say thanks, brother.
Thank you, brother.
I do appreciate that.
Be safe.
All right, Len, get to safety.
We'll check back in with you in a little bit.
I appreciate it, sir.
Don't let the fat bitches get you down.
We'll check back in with you.
That dude is unhinged.
Don't you let me say, dude, you gotta be fucking calm.
Yeah, and I was like, fucking calm down, motherfucking fascist fuck!
I'm here to protest fascists and you're looking like a fascist.
Yeah.
No.
I couldn't pick him from a rooftop full of faggots.
You know what?
He did a good job.
That's a tense situation.
I know it is.
I know it is.
I would say this, though.
He just went off with, like, only good-looking people.
I was like, oh, shit.
Because you wouldn't get it.
I was like, you don't do that right away.
You do it once they are no longer reasonable.
But just so you know...
That angry guy?
That's a guy who's not allowed to see his kid without a moderator.
I know.
He probably has an ankle monitor on, right?
Yeah.
This is what they do.
They go, hey, we were peaceful.
That guy thinks he was being peaceful.
He would swear under oath.
Guarantee you, that man would swear under oath that Lane was the aggressor.
Do you guys understand that?
This is who you're dealing with?
He would swear under oath and he would get everyone there.
If not for videographic evidence, that's why they swat away cameras.
Every person there would swear under oath, under penalty of perjury, that Lane was aggressive and they were peaceful.
Now multiply that by millions of people across cities.
That's how you end up with $2 billion in damages.
Not one inch.
I don't think there should be one inch given to any of these people.
All they do is lie and they accuse you of doing exactly that which it is they're doing.
That's all they do.
They go, you're not being peaceful.
Really?
You're not fucking being peaceful!
Okay.
The hair-raising situation.
All right, so we're going to go to New York here in just a minute.
We've got somebody that's kind of...
They're going to have the camera so you can see what's going on around them.
They'll be able to talk to us a little bit, but it won't be anything where it's like, we're going to be able to do this.
So this person's name is Rex.
They're calling in.
They're kind of amongst the enemy to a degree.
Well, give us two minutes.
Let's take a quick break.
We're going to take a quick break because right now I just need to check in with our crews, make sure everybody's safe because things are going to start picking up right now.
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Is the first thing the pedophile bit?
Yes, it is.
Okay, so by the way, just as a lead-in, because some people missed the show yesterday, Elon Musk apologized, said I regret what I said.
I guess some of them went too far.
We're going to come back here, but here's my perspective.
You don't get to just say, yeah, okay, I guess I went too far.
When you accuse someone of being a child sex offender to the entire world.
So two-minute break here, and here's a quick analogy so you kind of...
We'll be right back.
Hey, there's no more Dr. Pepper in the fridge!
Does anyone know when we're gonna get another delivery?
We're not gonna get another delivery.
Noodles cut the budget for soft drinks.
Oh yeah?
Noodles cut the...
Wait, what?
Yeah, you, you sick bastard.
Everyone knows you're a kid diddler.
Don't try to deny it now.
No.
Josh, what the f***?
Oh, yeah, I know it.
What's going on here?
Oh, just warning the whole office that Matt here is a child molester.
Yeah, molester Matt.
That's what they call him.
You know why?
Because he likes children and he tries to have sex with them.
Come on, guys.
What's your kids?
Always with the kids.
All you should see is browser history.
disgusting.
This guy is a Hey, Matt.
Remember earlier with the whole Dr. Pepper thing?
Well, I found some in the studio fridge, and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have acted that way, and I'm embarrassed, so I'm sorry about the things I said to you.
You told everyone I'm a pedophile.
Yeah, but, you know, I'm sorry.
They were at least gonna delete the ex-post about it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's got like 12,000 likes.
It's doing really well.
But, yeah, again, sorry, dude.
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Looking over that.
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We have live, I guess we should say sleeper cells in Los Angeles, New York, Austin, and we do have footage coming in from D.C. and Atlanta.
We're hearing that things are picking up right now, so anything can happen.
and it's live.
Well, and it's really interesting because in D.C. right now, there's virtually nothing happening, and it's like the city is on lockdown.
I'm like, oh, so you can secure a city.
Turns out a strong presence beforehand is a deterrent.
And also a governor who says, yeah, I'm calling up the National Guard.
They're on standby.
Don't screw around, like in Texas.
We actually have some footage in Austin of what your life could be like if you didn't have a pansy for a governor.
Okay, let's see.
This is Austin.
All right.
Austin.
Didn't mean to catch up.
Don't worry.
Be happy.
Don't worry.
Be happy now.
Look at him go.
I mean, those guys are out of control!
As opposed to what we have going on in New York City right now.
From our own people.
Yeah, I can already tell you it's gonna get bad in New York.
New York's gonna suck here in a little bit.
New York is gonna get bad tonight.
I don't even know what that is.
That's a police helicopter.
Is it a drone?
Oh, maybe it's a drone, yeah.
Is China doing this again?
Is that the Joker flying in against the parade?
I think it might be.
So we're going to go to, in just a minute, as soon as I have them, I'll let you know.
I think Josh got inspired, or who am I talking?
It's for the raza, Holmes.
Oh, okay.
Everything I do is for the raza.
Wait, you forgot your tattoos?
Okay, I get it.
I get it.
Sounds a little racist.
No.
No?
Who's the Raza?
I'm talking about, you know, the struggle, fool.
Okay.
And my people, and this was our land, and I forgot what else they told me to say.
Hey, what do you think about this black mayor over here?
Ah, she's gone.
It's another black chick.
Good for her.
They have their own word for that, by the way.
Was that outburst?
Blix?
No, no.
Mexican people, they have their own word.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
There was a miscommunication.
What's their own word?
I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
It's not exactly the end.
I've never heard this.
It's a very, very bad.
It's a slur.
Oh, no.
It's for sure a slur in...
Yeah, it's their own thing.
Yeah.
It's just like, I think penis is penne, but I think in Mexico they say pito.
Verga?
If you ever hear someone say, chupa mi verga, don't chupa his verga.
Well, I'll tell you what, though.
With me, what happens with mi verga stays in mi verga.
Mi verga is verde, and I don't know what's wrong.
Mi verga es su verga.
Is this something that I should say to the missus, or no?
Yes.
She.
Say it to the missus.
Earlier, I was juxtaposing that was a pretty tame clip.
Things are obviously...
So a different clip in New York versus Austin.
Alright.
This is what.
Yes, those officers are behaving so disgustingly.
By the way, the ladies, these officers are like, yeah, whatever.
Speaking of disgusting, mask, drink.
Yes, mask, drink.
By the way, by the way, you know what happened when I see this?
I go, you know what, maybe those officers at Kent State had a point.
Grab the drinking game rules.
You drink any time the word peaceful is used.
Any time there's a confirmed fire, any time someone's wearing a mask, someone blames Trump, tear gas is used, they show someone crying, or finish your drink if law enforcement has a thug life moment or lane is turned into MS-13's squeaky toys.
We were pretty close.
We were pretty close.
Some of these things haven't happened yet.
I'm hoping for some tear gas.
I mean, I don't hope for it.
Yes, you do.
But I'm thirsty.
Just wishing, and praying, and hoping, and guessing, and coughing, and wishing, and crying, and dying, and horse stomping, and after you do, you'll have no spleen.
If it takes.
Dude, I love the horseback cops, okay?
I can't wait'til they figure out how to ride the cop.
Bull ride.
I want bull riding cops.
I love the horseback cops and I'm even more looking forward to their bareback cellmate.
I hope they get raped in prison, Gerald.
They have a condom budget.
I get it.
I always said I didn't get it.
I get how rape in prison is a power move now.
I would enforce it.
I'd have someone else like a minion and I'd be like, he's going to do the thing.
How do you make him your minion?
You've got to rape him first.
No, I would lure him.
Oh.
I'd romance him.
You're fascinating to talk to.
I would romance my minion, and he would be the sexual dynamo.
Right.
Yeah.
It'd be a little good cop, rapey cop.
Is that what you'd call him?
Sex dino?
Yeah.
It'd be, yeah.
It'd be good cop, rape cop.
Let's see what this real housewife of New Jersey is saying on CNN.
Violent criminals.
Let me finish.
We're seeing people come out all over the country.
We saw a group of, frankly, Trump folks.
When a waitress in Minnesota, who's part of the community, been there for 15 years, be taken in by ICE, and the community said, wait a second, she's not a violent criminal.
Don't care.
How is that Trump?
But that's what he said.
He told us one thing.
She just blamed Trump, and she just said that Trump's people are violent criminals.
Did you guys see that?
That means drink.
Ah, the fake bake's gone to her brain.
They're throwing rocks at police officers because Congress hasn't done their job.
She looks like if Molly Shannon were doing an ad for plastic surgery, like a health spa.
She looks like she uses just for men.
So if you want to, really quickly, we do have Rex in New York City.
Just his live camera?
His live camera.
I think he's on it, actually.
Alright, okay.
Is he still there?
Do we have a stinger for him?
No, let's go.
Let's go live to Rex in New York, where it sucks.
Yeah, it sucks.
How's it going, Steven?
Oh, he's got a mask!
But in your case, it actually makes sense because you're doing investigative journalism.
How are you doing, Rex?
What does New York look like?
We just saw some footage that you sent in, and it looks like it's getting a little bit spicy.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of the crowd is kind of dying down.
The police are building up for us.
But yeah, the crowd back here is what's pretty much left.
A lot of people went home.
People went home?
Now, is there any kind of a curfew being enforced, or did they just sort of box them in and push them back?
Okay.
Now, were you there last night for what was going on in New York?
Because I believe there were like 86 arrests or something like that.
Were you there, or did you just get there today?
I just got there today, actually.
Okay.
So it sounds like maybe New York is being a little less tolerant because they see what's going on in L.A. Do you know if the crowd has moved to other streets?
Because I know you guys have been kind of centrally located.
Oh, it looks like they're talking about it on CNN.
Do you know where they're headed?
They've been heading back to this location here and Foley Park right here.
We're at Dwayne Street and what was it?
Broadway.
Alright, yeah.
It's surprising that you had to think about the most famous street in New York ever.
Like, what's that street in New York?
Broadway?
No, no, no.
The other famous one that everyone knows.
They're all breaking out into songs.
Off something or other.
I can't.
Well, alright.
Well, we appreciate you doing the Lord's work, Rex.
And keep us posted because I'm willing to bet that that's not the end of it tonight.
All right, stay safe.
We're going to go to CNN right now.
Trump's handling of ellipses among registered voters.
Approved deportation 40%, disapproved 56%.
Oh, they're still, they're quoting the one Quinnipiac poll.
Yeah, of course.
Quinnipiac poll.
And guys, Mission Control, I don't know if you went into the crosstabs or showed the bias of Quinnipiac's history.
But again, we have YouGov polls, we have Enten polls.
Like, it just goes to show you, they take one.
They did the same thing with Donald Trump's approval rating.
They take one poll and try and make you think that that's the whole picture.
It's not.
The overwhelming majority of Americans support dealing with the immigration problem.
The overwhelming percentage of Americans support deporting.
This is what they're doing.
This is like the Nazis, right?
When they would go out, and I'm not comparing...
They would blare across, you know, you have already lost.
You will die tonight.
Your friends have surrendered.
So why will you fight on?
Don't lose your life for nothing.
That's what they're doing.
Most people believe that the 20 million from the last four years should stay.
Most people have no problem with $450 billion a year of your tax dollars.
You should give up.
And let me tell you this.
Before we get to violence, Before we get to arson, what they did to Lane is enough.
That's not allowed in America.
You're not allowed to scream at someone and threaten them and silence them because they disagree with you.
Fuck you.
Okay?
It's our country, not your country.
What do I mean?
People who scream La Raza and wave Mexican flags.
And Venezuelan flags.
Well, facts.
Wave them.
It's the country of the people.
You can't wave a Venezuelan flag and then violently protest being sent back to Venezuela.
Well, that's pretty Venezuelan of them.
Yeah, yeah.
But everything is America's fault.
See, this is how they justify it.
They go, well, if the United States didn't screw up the rest of the world.
And we just heard them also say, it was a great point that you made, Josh.
Yeah, the most violent, the worst immigrants were the ones who came in 1492.
Oh, the Spanish.
So, like, they just...
And that extends to you, the American worker, the taxpayer.
Bad.
Non-contributing criminals.
And they dodge all accountability.
These people, we had Lane on them, they're denying that he got them in a circle.
They deny that they're European descendants.
I know.
I know.
What do you mean you're not European descendants?
I know.
It's in your name, Mex?
Yeah.
By the way, you do realize, and take off the color bars, you do realize that the natives farmed people.
Now, let me explain that to you.
Because I know you're thinking, you don't mean they had farms of human beings.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
You do realize the Aztecs had human being farms.
No, no, I'm not talking about farmed salmon.
I'm not talking about factory farms with beef.
Picture that and far worse.
Children being bred.
By the way, hostily, being bred, and then as soon as they pop out in the era of age, determining whether they are going to be a sex slave, a working slave, a mining slave, or a human sacrifice.
So, if they're not talking about Mexico, which again is a Spanish colony, I guess they're talking about the natives.
And the only reason the natives were overtaken by the Spanish with 500 or so conquistadors is because they were so cruel.
And so sadistic that all of the other people pretty much of the continent said, we'll take our chances with anybody else.
That's the legacy of Mexico, just so you know.
Not only that, but before Mexico was Mexico and it was New Spain, before that it was the natives, right?
And then Spain came in.
they started this practice called, I might be getting the word wrong, but I think it's encamiendo.
The encamiendo was, It does sound sexy.
Depends on what you're into, but I think I'm saying the right way.
Maybe somebody can correct me, but the incamiendo was when New Spain and then later Mexico used Native Americans as slave labor.
Still a little sexy.
I'm just saying.
You know, you have a few suede and sinew ties.
Like role-playing slaves?
Yeah, a little role-playing.
Yeah, that sounds fun.
A little sexy Pocahontas.
Nice.
Yeah.
Encomienda.
Encomienda, not dough.
Sorry.
I think it was both.
I saw both.
Okay.
The truth is the slavery that you protest, and by the way, I protest too, just to be clear.
Yes.
I don't want to be like a bandwagon.
I don't want to jump on the bandwagon, but I'm anti-slavery.
But the slavery that you protest that happened in the United States, that's the least cruel form of slavery historically.
Do you guys get that?
It's wrong.
It's not anywhere near human farming.
Human farming.
Like the Matrix.
Yep.
Pretty much.
Pretty much.
Without the ignorance is bliss part.
Yeah.
You're not ignorant and you're not blissful at all.
And without the technology.
Yeah, well, that too.
And without the cool leather jackets.
No, that wasn't the cool leather jackets.
So cool, dude.
I know.
That was the one thing with all those cool shootings.
I was like, damn, why do they have to wear these leather jackets?
Oh, they all look so damn cool.
And they wear the same glasses.
I know.
It's like, oh, I hate this guy.
He shouldn't.
I can't believe that he massacred all his innocent.
But you know what?
He's pretty cool.
You know what, though?
None of those school shooters had those moves.
No, they didn't.
No, no, they got shot pretty quickly by the authorities.
Good.
Yeah.
It turned weird.
It's not weird to us.
It turned about exactly how we thought it would turn.
I thought it was going to turn out to be a commentary on their entire time.
We knew tonight was going to be a long stream with a lot of nothing and then flashpoints.
Yes, of course.
So just, you know, maybe midway between Flashpoint and nothing is that Quinnipiac was basically the worst, most inaccurate pollster in the 2020 U.S. President's world.
And that's according to Nate, well, 538 I guess isn't still Nate Silver, but they're still left-leaning.
CNN can't miss, dude.
They're wrong about everything.
And here's the thing.
It doesn't matter, guys.
As long as you make your voices heard as loudly as possible and just be unashamed in your views, guess what?
They're attempts at isolating you.
Making you feel as though you're out, you've been left out in the cold.
It's not going to work.
And that one guy you heard, that one guy you heard talk to Lane, who was very nice, by the way, and Lane matched his intensity, Hispanic man, Latino man, that's the voice of most Americans, just to be clear.
But think of how awful the media is that they're carrying the water for all of the other people surrounding Lane.
And I thought it was really funny with Lane that they were basically like, yeah, this is our territory.
These guys can't tell us what to do.
And Lane's like, I was just kind of standing over here on my own and you guys started yelling and I was like, hey, what does this mean?
You have to leave our space.
I didn't invade your space.
You kind of invaded mine.
Yeah.
So, I don't understand.
And how do they know he shouldn't be there?
Because he looks different!
Hey!
La Raza!
He looks different, bro.
He looks in shape.
He looks like he works out and he's being calm and respectful.
He's different from us.
Let's make sure we threaten him and get rid of him in the name of peace.
And he's got nice teeth.
He's not one of us.
Yeah.
Well, according to that...
Yes.
He had crooked teeth.
Yes, Miss Fingerling Potato.
Yes.
I call it all Yukon Gold.
Yes, yes.
That's how she's known.
By the way, the number of troops deployed, for people who are wondering, it's about 700 Marines.
The National Guard, just to be at the ready, tool man, is 4,000.
And you may have forgotten, but Tim Walz, who has a history National Guard, but he decided not to pinch in.
There you go.
We didn't have a chance to get that in earlier.
Sergeant Major.
You know, he was really pissed off about the guys trying to hurt horses.
Yes, he was.
Yeah, he was conflicted.
He was like, on one hand...
And on the other hand, a horse's dick is in it.
Yeah, I know what to do.
That's my Penelope.
I love lawless protesters and illegals, but I also love horses.
Less National Guard, more horseback.
That's right.
He doesn't call it secretary.
He calls it my secret.
Secretariat.
Yes, he does.
It's not a secret.
We know about it.
Wait a minute.
You didn't say there'd be horses.
Secretariat.
National guard me up.
That's right.
Immunity for my man, semen for my horses.
It's semen from his horse.
I got the horses in my back.
I got the horse right here.
His dick is in my ear.
What?
Don't do that.
That probably makes the numbers go up for some reason on this stream.
I have no idea why.
40 horses.
40 horses.
Why does that sound like a horse?
He's saying, hung horses, come and take me home.
He likes having sex with horses, in case you were Tim Walls.
I don't think he actually, I mean, because they're pretty well hung.
So I don't think he actually does the deed.
I think he just enjoys the...
That was good.
That's one of those, you know, that's like a reading joke.
He showed up to the stable.
He said, don't worry, I'm Dr. Doomy.
I get it.
I get it.
All right.
Shows up to breed horses.
Don't worry, I brought my own.
Yes.
I'm just going to...
Always come prepared.
Bring your own hand, John.
I don't know why it's ripped horns.
His favorite whiskey is four horses.
If you can grab a wrench, you can grab a horse cock.
Daryl and I like the taste.
Stop.
Stop.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right.
The world lost a gem and we lost Rip Torn.
It did.
Little adage, Rip Torn, I grew up in a really small town in Connecticut.
Rip Torn actually was like the town over.
He got so drunk one night that he broke into the town's bank and when the cops showed up, he started yelling at him to get out of his living room.
True story.
I could totally picture him because he was a veteran, right?
He'd be like, look, I support liberty.
I serve my country.
You show up in my godforsaken living room and you're gonna get a Colt 45 in your ass.
Sir, you're sitting on a pile of hundreds.
So it seems.
What, you don't have accounts made out of hundreds?
Well played, officer.
Take me in a paddy wagon.
You know, after his night with the horse, Tim Walls was ripped and torn.
I'm already torn.
This is how I feel.
That horse was really big.
I am cold and satisfied, naked on the floor.
Who's that other horse?
I'm hoping it's a guy.
Oh no, Kim Kardashian.
Tim Walsh has never met a horse he couldn't say nay to.
*laughter*
I laugh.
It's so hard my head is itching.
Does that ever happen?
I think it's the dust mic in the studio.
I think it's my lice.
I don't know.
Alright.
Let's see what they're doing on CNN here.
By the way, drinking game rules.
You drink anytime the word peaceful is used.
Anytime there's a confirmed fire.
Anytime there's someone wearing a mask.
Someone blames President Trump.
Tear gas is used.
They show someone crying.
And of course, finish your drink anytime Lane is turned into MS-13.
What is this ASMR?
He did flirt with that earlier.
Come on now, save some for the horses.
I felt bad.
I felt bad for him.
I was like, he doesn't want to leave because he's making a logical argument and he feels like he can reach these people.
He can't.
And then I was like, hey, they're getting a little out of control.
Yeah.
Like, don't turn your back to him.
Yeah.
I think I was fat for a meth head.
Here we go.
I love this.
Look at those pony.
And we're seeing...
We're seeing instances where the parents are being taken into custody by ICE and the child is being- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Drink, blaming Trump.
Drink, blaming Trump.
By the way, guys, I need a refill.
Let's contact that child's caregiver.
Me too.
By the way, this is a different argument they were making two weeks ago and they're saying Trump is sending families away.
I know.
He's deporting children because the mom insisted on bringing the child even though the dad's an American and she can stay with the dad.
And I'm so conflicted because you're making such good points tonight, but I can't take you seriously with your mustache.
Why?
It's a cool mustache.
My dad told me.
He told me like a little while ago.
I feel like you should be like, it's me, a Mexican historian.
It's me.
Wow.
You know, hey, before there was Zapata.
Don't do it.
There was Santa Ana.
This one's for me.
All right.
All right.
How about the Afghan soldier who was just arrested, who Fuck you!
He also wasn't Afghan, he was a pashmina.
I didn't know that.
I think, Abel, I want you to Of course you can.
She's a dumb bitch.
This guy looks like Milton Berle got his teeth fixed.
By the way, Milton Berle, huge hog.
Abby Phillip had to change.
She knew what that girl was saying was bullshit.
She had to switch it off because she was like, oh no, that's not what happened.
It was an interpreter.
Who was armed to the teeth and shot at cops.
Yes.
Yeah, that's absolutely right.
People may have been in this country for decades.
We don't care.
We don't care when you care.
That's the gayest gunsling I've ever seen.
Are you kidding me?
What is that?
Looks like he's going midnight bowling.
I support him.
I support him, to be clear.
You'd be more intimidating with a pool noodle.
Excited and exalted.
I guess it's like they're going with the hot.
The one's the same color, too.
Well, just aim it at some Mexicans.
I think you missed them for correction.
Maybe that's like a warning.
Like, this is gas or something?
Like, what is it?
I wonder why it's so green.
JL just made a face like I went too far joking about Matt.
Did you?
No, I didn't hear that.
I was looking at something else.
Yeah?
What was it?
Tim Horses' home video?
Sorry, what did I say?
Tim Horses?
Tim Walls' home video with horses?
I think you said what you wanted to say, Stephen.
Thank you.
You just want to throw him off at a debate?
You just say, horses.
What?
Yeah.
It'd be like that pathological arousal.
He'd be like, hey, horses, horses, horses.
Stop!
I'm like, I'm never going to stop.
Just like those horses.
I gotta be sleepy.
Kentucky Derby.
Crap, c��p, c��p, c��p, c��p.
Production sent in.
That one girl on the panel looks like Molly Shannon.
That's what I just said!
She looks like Molly Shannon if she was doing an ad for a med spa that was low rent.
She looks like she's in Hogwarts.
Feels like she has hogs and warts.
What is it with barnyard animals today, bro?
And by the way, someone put the CNN guy next to Milton Berle, and you'll see what I mean.
It looks like Milton Berle with his teeth fixed.
By the way, Milton Berle, huge hog.
What?
Huge Swanson.
He's the ugliest man who ever lived, and a plagiarist, and the luckiest man in showbiz, but apparently that dude literally had to wear special clothing.
That's how it goes sometimes.
Special clothing?
You know, you win some, you lose some.
Jeez.
You ever see when Milton Berle was telling Richard Pryor, that was a famous thing, they were on some show, it might have, I don't know if it was a Mike Douglas show, but he was telling them what he shouldn't joke about, and he was telling them he shouldn't joke about abortion.
He goes, hey.
He goes, listen, kid.
You gotta pick your spots, kid.
And Richard Pryor just effectively, that's where you saw the changing of the guard.
Richard Pryor just went, okay, sweetheart.
Just like that, and everyone just erupted in laughter.
You're going to tell Richard Pryor how to be funny?
The man may be the funniest human being who ever lived.
Just naturally funny, Richard Pryor.
He's definitely up there.
Comedy, before all the wokeness, it's a meritocracy.
You probably have anywhere from 30 to 40% of the top comics of all time, both as far as critical reception and as far as mass appeal.
We're black.
No one ever complained.
No one's like, I think there's too many.
I don't like seeing Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock on this list.
Great.
And then, for some reason, the left decided we need to adjust the quotas for comedy.
And so it became about women and trans because they couldn't say black people are underrepresented.
And, by the way, no problem.
They should be overly represented because they come from a culture of busting balls, they come from a culture where You go to black church, you see it's very interactive.
It's a very verbal culture.
They value verbal acuity.
Black men are the most overrepresented group in comedy.
Yep.
And rightfully so.
By the numbers.
By the number of black people who exist in America and the number of comedians who are black men.
It's way over the ratio of anything else.
And no one is complaining.
No one complains.
Because they're funny.
Do you think there's anyone...
That doesn't include, of course, likely Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock.
One of the two.
Or Dave Chappelle.
Yeah.
Probably Red Fox as far as influence, as far as impact.
And then right now, I think the top was Kevin Hart.
Almost every black comedian, by the way, will tell you that Red Fox is on their list of inspirations.
And of course, Cosby before all the rape, but I don't even know if he did it.
So we'll come back to Miltonborough in a second, just really quickly, from our own sources in New York.
Apparently things aren't quite settling down as much as we thought.
Oh, really?
Do we have a clip?
Yes, we do.
Oh, boy!
I told you.
Is that a white shirt?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
There's no place to go!
Home!
Take the L train.
Anywhere but here.
Oh, look at that big black cop there.
You see that big black cop there?
They gotta keep him in the second row.
They're like, hey, Goliath, we'll call you when we need you.
If they get past us, you gotta be the last line of defense.
He just came in, he's like, things are probably sick.
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
Like, no!
Not yet!
We told you don't say that!
What?
Huh?
Fee-fi-fo-fum.
This protest is done.
And the cops run.
I like the wordplay, but I thought you told me to say it.
We specifically said don't say that.
We talked about it in the truck.
You guys said I was going to say it.
No.
Should I still say I'll grind your bones to make my bread?
Shut the fuck up, big black man!
I say say it.
It's like a helmet taller.
Dude, that is a huge, Yeah.
That dude has gotten it all out of his system.
I bet you they wait.
They're like, okay, things are out of control.
Hey, hey, Jerome.
You gotta stand in front.
He stands in front of you and goes, okay, I found a place to go, actually.
Whatever.
Okay, maybe his name is Greg.
I don't know.
We're complimenting him.
We're complimenting him.
What, are you going to Jimmy the Greek us?
You're going to get us canceled because we're saying that's a big, intimidating black guy?
Well, and his job is being performed well.
Fine, fine.
His name is Jeffrey, spelled with a G. Yeah, exactly.
Coffee.
My point is...
I think I zagged on you.
You had no idea.
Can you not use the rubber bullets tonight, boss?
I get a little scared.
Tear gas sometimes.
They look like there's some muzzies in the crowd.
He just walks up carrying a mouse.
He's breathing out fleas.
And New Yorker's like, I've seen that before.
Look, you're not going to intimidate me with your fucking fleas.
This is my baton.
I call my baton Mr. Bojangles.
Mr. Jinkle.
I looked into his heart.
I saw a bad day.
There's no fear for mice, are there?
They just get him to squash every protester.
Are them protesters really gonna go to the mouse circus?
But you have to squash them first, Jerome.
They all go to the magic pancake.
Yeah.
Make sure you wet that sponge.
You want to tell me that that guy did the same deterrence from some woman who pulls you over?
I want him.
If you're a criminal on PCP, you see the woman, and what you do is you immediately go through a risk assessment in your mind.
You're like, yeah, I can do this.
You see him, you're like, yeah, what are you going to say, Cal?
Oh my God!
Yeah, if you're on PCP and you run into that cop, you're sober.
Yeah, exactly.
You know what?
I'm already enrolled in rehab.
I did it already.
My hands are behind my back.
I did it.
Yeah, I'll put the guts on, sir.
If you want me to, I mean, I just want to comply.
Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
You want the biggest, scary...
He was like a featherweight.
So he was about 145, walked around about 150.
He was a black belt.
was really, really good.
And he was a bouncer at a bar downtown.
that was really-I love that.
No, but the problem is, it's not what you want for a bouncer.
Because you know what?
There was a fight every night.
Because you go up, you go, hey, you've had too much to drink, you have to get out.
They go, yeah, what are you going to do?
So he would actually have to fight.
Yeah.
Whereas the best bouncer is a big old guy who never has to fight.
When I was a bouncer, I was probably about 175 at a comedy club.
And the other guy, the other main guy was about the same, 175, Bo.
And we, every weekend.
We had a fight every weekend.
We were choking someone out on the sidewalk.
Every weekend, we're pushing someone through a door.
Every weekend, it's like, hey, I need your help over here.
Every weekend.
And then, we got a big black guy.
Oh, no.
How much was he?
How much was he?
What was it?
Was it like three bills?
The going rate was like $18 an hour, I think.
But they paid him more.
I tell you what, too.
That's right.
Tim Walls called him the Black Stallion.
I remember going back to the kitchen and being like, hey, do you guys need any help running food?
I have nothing to do.
We got Brian.
Brian's here.
And no more fights, right?
Nobody wants to fuck with us anymore.
No, of course not.
It's a deterrent.
That's what it is.
It's not the guy who's the most skilled.
It's the guy who scares people, who they think is the most skilled.
Because someone looks at them and makes the assessment and goes, alright, I'm done.
Something's gonna hurt.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I want to go back to the Milton Berle question.
Side by side?
Side by side, yeah.
Come on!
It's pretty good.
But also, Marilyn Monroe said he had the largest Schwanson in all of Hollywood and had the best sex ever with him.
And that's apparently...
Wait, look what came up!
Hey guys, don't leave me out of the mess.
I got a big one too.
My nose, I actually, Milton Berle's penis hit my nose.
That's why it's all messed up.
I don't understand why we just have to talk all night about penis.
Oh, my gosh.
It's one of those things.
Well, Austin is calm.
So Austin's calm.
New York is just kind of ho-high.
And honestly, look, I'm kind of glad that there's not anything going too, too crazy, though.
The night's young.
I'm not because I know it's going to happen once we stop the stream.
Well, that's true.
It's going to happen at 2 a.m.
That's what these people do.
Son of a gun.
They're waiting for us right now.
They're watching.
Where's Lane the Brain now?
Where's Ginger Snap?
So he said we could actually go to him in just a minute.
They're about to close everything for curfew and then he's either going to move on or, you know, kind of go into a different area and see what he can find.
Let's have him go find some crack.
Let's see if he can score some crack.
You know, I don't think so.
I just think that would be fun.
Yeah, let's make him do it.
It's hard to find in LA.
He's a white guy.
He's more of a powder guy.
So, I mean, crack is typically...
Yeah.
He could attract lightning in a field.
Powder.
You guys don't remember Powder?
It's like the same cover as Phenomenon, only it's a bald, Dr. Evil-looking bastard.
Someone bring up a Mission Control Powder so people don't think I'm crazy.
It was like Moby meets Phenomenon.
That's what I remember.
And they were like, that boy ain't right because he's bald and white and he's got superpowers.
And then they were like, nah, he saved the girl's life.
I guess he's alright.
Oh, that's right.
I do remember that.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it also has the Natural Born Killers thing, so I think people didn't know what kind of a movie.
It's like, am I going to see Phenomenon or Natural Born Killers?
Yeah.
Like, it's powder.
It's its own thing.
It's both.
Oh, maybe.
That's right.
We do have Finnegan as well.
He even freaking found his car at this point?
Well, hopefully, I mean, because there were some So, alright, you know what, Toolman, let's go check in.
Alright, let's check in.
Finnegan.
All right, Finnegan, seems things calm down, so what are you seeing?
Yeah.
Are you parked out back?
Yeah, I don't have change for tolls.
You don't need change.
You know what?
You're not going to understand this answer.
Just go get something to drink.
Let's do that.
Okay.
I'll get an Orange Julius.
You want one?
No, I don't.
Tim, cut it.
I'm disgusted.
terrible.
you And now we're back live to, by the way, Abby Phillips in the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Do you love how that guy turned like he was surprised?
Who me?
Is that lame?
We've got LAPD, we've got Metro PD, we've got police officers on horseback, we've got the LA County Sheriff, and they appear to be doing something down there, but I don't know what it is because I can't see, frankly, where I'm standing here right now.
They're over there, and I'm stuck here.
Now, it seems like they're doing something over there, but they won't let me over there, so I'm standing here where nothing's happening.
Something is happening over there, but I don't know what.
And I can't see what's happening over there.
Even though I've got four eyes.
That's right.
So I'm just going to stand here in my hipster glasses and look.
Oh, wait!
Are you still there, Abbey?
I'd forgotten about you, see?
Oh, you're there!
Let me tell you about the other direction.
Yeah, that's right.
Sort of like sometimes when I look at Ireland, and then I look at Northern Ireland, and then I look back.
And say thank God for the IRA.
Thank Christ.
Started making arrests, more than 200 arrests.
We don't know the details.
Back to you.
But I'm willing to bet they committed something known as crimes.
Back to you.
I can't believe that wasn't a bit.
That wasn't comedy!
Abby, sometimes they're using handcuffs and sometimes they're using those little zip tie things that look like they're stronger than normal zip ties.
I don't know which is the case right now.
I don't mean like the twisty ties that you use to wrap up your trash bags or like I used to use in Northern Ireland with rabbit skins on my dink to make sure that she didn't get pregnant.
Because we have large families, we're Catholic, but I think there's a loophole with rabbit skins and a twisty tie.
They're using actual zip ties, likely on blackfellas.
Back to you, Abby.
You gotta double tie it sometimes.
That's right.
Right now we've seen the protests here in Los Angeles, but I don't know what's going on in San Francisco.
No idea.
I'm willing to bet there's a lot of shite.
And the streets.
The homeless poop in the streets, Abby.
Back to you.
Oh, you're still there.
Dude, I'm telling you, like, I've been doing...
It's all theater.
These people don't know it.
Election night proved it.
They don't know anything that you can't access yourself.
They want you to think that they need to be gatekeepers.
They don't.
And they're losing their mind that they are unnecessary.
have and but not a ton has gone on thus far tonight and by the way by the way it it Because surely someone else is capable of going out there and doing fucking nothing.
Yes.
Likely a black fella.
Yeah.
I'm sure of it.
Could be Mexican.
Okay, fine.
Don't put words in my mouth.
Better.
I guess they were me words.
Otherwise, that would be on the freaking soundboard for the rest of your life.
Well, it would, but see, the thing is I'm...
Whereas Gerald says things like, I'm gay, or I love cock.
In his own, normal, everyday Gerald Morgan voice.
Never said any of that.
He can't get enough of it!
Please play it!
I prefer sausage.
See, if I were to say that, I'd do like a pirate voice.
Or maybe I'd do like a voice of like a cartoon character.
But Gerald Morgan says it in his own natural voice.
It is my own fault.
I'm careful now.
Hey, how about you do me a favor?
We need new clips for the soundboard.
Describe to me what Tim Wells does with the horses in your own natural voice.
I will not do it.
No.
He helps his Uncle Jack off a horse.
Oh!
We can definitely put those together.
When you say it too, it's like you're lighting it up to be recorded.
There was a comma there.
Punctuation matters.
That's the only time I've seen one player both assist and scar on himself.
He'll make the 50-50 club of faggotry before the night is done.
We don't have anybody that can edit here.
No.
They don't do it themselves.
Speaking of, production was feeling feisty, so...
I thought I recognized him.
Alright, so I think we have a clip coming in from Lane.
Maybe there's some action kind of happening in LA.
He found another fat Mexican.
Yeah, well.
They're not hard to find.
I don't know if that's really a fine.
It's an entire nation of women shaped like bumblebees.
There's one in your third chair right now.
We said women.
Isn't it crazy how different, though?
You think Venezuelan, Cuban, Colombian, Argentinian, and then Mexican ladies.
There's Selma Hayek, and then there's, you know.
Everyone.
You can either have cartels or hot women.
Come on, dude.
There's some fine heinous.
Are there?
Yeah.
I think Selma Hayek.
Who else?
They're just not at the protest, dude.
All right.
Yeah.
They're making, you know, menudo for the morning.
By the way, this is the thing, too, now.
You guys can bring it up.
Fetishizing Latinas.
It's a thing where it's like, if you have a preference, if you find Latino women attractive and beautiful, which, by the way, the entire earth does, they call it fetishizing.
I mean that just objectively.
And by the way, I get, like, there can be beautiful blonde, there can be beautiful black women, beautiful Asian women.
I understand it.
But universally, Latino women, particularly when you're talking about places like Venezuela, Colombia, Argentina, they tend to just win out in these, you know, international beauty pageants.
And now fat, ugly Latino women are like, stop fetishizing us.
It's a big thing.
So all you're going to do is make men afraid of, you know, engaging.
In consensual relations with a Latina woman.
Everything is a problem now.
Nah, dude.
That's not gonna stop.
You know who doesn't care about that at all?
Latina women.
They don't care at all.
Did you ever see, like, Sofia Vergara?
She was on Letterman, and she made some comment about, like, something about, like, being sexualized.
I'm like, fuck, of course.
Oh, I hate being sexualized.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, if she could just put her on mute, you know, she's...
Oh my god.
It's just...
Yeah.
She sounds the same no matter what.
She does voice acting too, which is crazy to me because I'm like, no one's watching Sofia Vergara for the voice.
If you are, you're lying.
You're lying.
She doesn't seem to take herself very seriously.
Yes.
I appreciate her because she doesn't seem to take herself very seriously.
She seems cool.
She seems pretty cool.
She seems like a fun person to hang out with.
Yeah, on mute.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Don't put me on mute.
So we do have, apparently, some rocks being thrown at cop cars in L.A. that Lane's team got some footage of.
Oh, really?
Okay.
By the way, this is exclusive to Boots on the Ground.
And like I said, you'll see the sort of the wreckage after.
This is enough.
If there's a single rock thrown at a cop who is doing the work of the American taxpayer, the American worker, it's enough.
Do you know how many people die from rocks to the head?
I don't have the number, but it's a lot!
More than Indians die from trains, and that's a big number.
It's two...
It's a lot.
I don't know.
It's far too much.
But some would argue, just enough.
And with the military being there, and people talking about, oh, you shouldn't be doing this, and rules of engagement.
Rules of engagement?
Yeah.
in a combat theater.
By the way, Kent State, they were all throwing rocks.
Just so you know, Kent State is not what people...
It's exactly this.
When people want you to look back, Just when you see this, remember, this is the hippie era.
So anyone who says, I used to be a liberal, but the left, they left me, no.
This is all they did in the 60s, too.
Kent State, the one that is held out as an example, they were throwing rocks, they were trying to corner cops, they were being, they had burned down.
You guys don't realize, I believe it was the night before, the main night that you saw, they had burned down the, uh, Sports equipment building, I think?
It was sports equipment where they stored film.
They had committed arson.
They had assaulted the cops.
They were planning on corralling the cops and assaulting them.
So this is just a repeat.
It's just that back then you didn't have shows like this.
You didn't have iPhones.
And so you had to believe what the media told you.
Everyone hated hippies in the 60s.
They did the same.
They were never peaceful.
It all stems from Marxism.
It has not changed.
You're just seeing it for what it is.
Let's see this, because I know I'll get aggravated.
Oh, there's our friend.
Oh, shit, something.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, they're throwing rocks from the bridge.
Oh, they're throwing rocks from the bridge.
I didn't see the rocks, but I know that Lane obviously did.
We heard them.
Yeah, heard them hitting the car.
Run them over.
That's it.
I'm sorry.
It's enough.
It's enough.
Run them over.
Yeah.
Do you have to wait until someone throws a rock?
Do you have to wait until someone has a couple too many drinks and throws a rock through a civilian's windshield and they veer and they hit a kid?
This is why we have a loss.
Hit him with a nine banger.
There you go.
At least that.
At least that.
I don't think cops are allowed to use nine bangers.
I don't even know what that means.
It's a flashbang that goes off nine times in a row.
It's very effective for going to someone's house and taking them.
That's also what they call Tim Walls in the stables.
They go, here comes Mr. Knight.
Here comes Mr. Ninebanger.
He's like, hey guys, I don't know what you're doing with these horses.
I'm counting only eight.
Hey, don't call me Mr. Ninebanger for nothing.
You're wasting a bang.
You're wasting a bang.
They should, though.
They should throw out bangers, dude.
Yeah, they absolutely should.
And tire spikes.
Yeah, okay.
I want to see the James Bond car go out with tire spikes and oil slicks.
They should throw out a huge, giant bag of marbles.
Yeah.
Well, we throw some flashbangs, and then Marvel's behind him, so they run away, Oh, really?
Yeah, come on.
We're going to put you on the soundboard.
I was trying to fix something.
We're having difficulty getting Lane.
Can we grab some chats then?
We can probably answer some questions to people.
And by the way, Josh Feierstein is going to be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis Saturday, June 21st.
That's an important date in an awful city, so show them there's still a future.
Oh, come on.
I was going to be in Indianapolis that day, so if you bought tickets to the Indianapolis show on June 21st, They're trying to move him to June 20th, so I'm sorry about that.
I'm doing a favor for the club.
They're very good.
Yeah, they have a lot of clubs across the country, so if you want Josh to come.
And I think that there might be a surprise appearance there, but I don't know.
All right, let's grab some chats.
Do you have some chats, Noodle?
Sure.
All right, first chat from Decent Question Asker.
Oh, hey.
Do you think Newsom will still be one of the Dems frontrunners in 2028 after all this mess?
If so, do you think he'll do worse than Kamala?
Thanks for another mega-decent show.
Well, we appreciate the approval of average.
Yes, that's why they're trying to trot out this Quinnipiac poll.
There's too much support behind Gavin Newsom, and that's also why he gets to do an interview with Charlie Kirk and sort of people humanize him.
There's just too much influence, too much money.
The people behind him are gatekeepers.
And so he will be a candidate.
As to how effective...
It depends on how successful they can spin this.
This is going to continue until there is a violent standoff of some kind.
That's going to happen.
And I mean more violent than we have seen.
And then Gavin Newsom, he's itching to be arrested.
Like Tool Man, you were kind of making a joke.
He wants a mugshot.
Yeah.
No, I wasn't making a joke.
I was dead serious.
It's very hard for me to tell.
You're absolutely right, though, Tim.
Yeah, he wants a mugshot, so he wants to say, I was the one, because they don't stand for anything.
Well, he saw it work for Trump.
And he thinks it's going to work for him.
I don't think it will.
It might work with some people.
I think he'll make it into the primary.
Well, he saw the haircut work for Dracula.
He thought it worked for him, too.
Yes, he did.
Yes, exactly.
He was just a copycat opposer.
That's right.
And they call him Gavin Lugosi.
I was like, Bela Lugosi?
But then I was about to say Lugosi.
Did Santa destroy him in an interview?
It was a debate.
It was him and Ted Cruz.
Ted Cruz.
I thought it was the Santa's face.
Yeah, Ted Cruz, Tim Walsham, like he was a...
No, DeSantis debated because it was a big deal between – Oh, that's right.
It was DeSantis.
And it was a direct comparison of a big state versus a big state.
I thought Ted Cruz did something with Gavin Newsom, too.
Maybe I'm mistaken.
Ted Cruz did something with somebody.
I thought it was...
I think you're right.
There was a DeSantis debate.
Ted Cruz did Bill Maher.
Yeah, no, there was something that Ted Cruz also did, but yeah, it didn't go very well for Gavin Newsom.
He left the state when it was freezing.
Oh, no, I think it was Ted Cruz and Beto O 'Rourke, and Beto O 'Rourke and Gavin Newsom kind of blend together in my mind.
They have the same haircut.
Yeah, well, they have the same tall, white guy, like, fake, use the thumb.
No, no, his name is Beto.
Beto.
Beto, he's Hispanic, his name is Beto.
Hey, is he in Austin?
Beto O 'Rourke?
Yeah.
I don't know.
He's probably being pegged.
He's too busy sucking on a penis.
He's Chippa the Verga.
What happens to me with me Verga?
You remember when he did that whole speech in Spanish?
Yeah, I know.
His name is Robert Francis.
Screw him.
I hope he gets melanoma.
With Cory Booker in him.
So he will be a candidate.
He'll probably do relatively well in the primaries.
I don't think he wins a national election.
I think they're trying to set the stage.
That's why they're so...
I think they're...
If they do, it'll be Gretchen Whitmer, but they'll lose.
I think it's AOC.
No.
Yeah, I do.
We'll see.
We'll come back to this.
At first, I thought that was directed at me.
And I was like, my name is not Beto or Tim Walz.
No.
No.
Wait, are we back with horses again?
No, we're doing donkeys.
But I don't think Tim Walz discriminates.
I don't want to miss this, Jeremy.
That's why AOC doesn't want to be around Tim Walz.
No, she doesn't.
She's like, I know how much he likes horses.
No, exactly.
She's like, after a few Cosmos, he'll confuse me for one of his horses.
Which is the greatest compliment she's ever written for.
I think it'll be AOC.
I think they want to push her.
I think the primary will include Jasmine Crockett for some reason.
But I think AOC is their push.
The networks would love Jasmine Crockett.
And now for the second off-the-chain debate with Jasmine fucking Crockett.
Alright, let's grab another chat.
Tonight, presidential candidates are playing craps.
Let's see who wins the DNC.
This is only a half question, but he sounded high, so I wanted to read it.
El Capo Supremos asks, Dude, what if NYC and LA burned to the ground and Trump refused federal relief?
That'd be so funny.
You guys get what you vote for, guys.
Suck it.
Wow.
I agree with 100% of that statement.
I don't care if he's high.
I don't care if that's a ketamine post, but you know what?
It's actually crystal clear.
I agree.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Like that lady being blocked, we showed that clip earlier.
It's like, okay, who'd you vote for?
It's cool that Pauly Shore's watching the show.
Yeah, exactly.
What if they burn to the ground and he didn't provide federal aid?
And then Luis comes in and saves the day.
Eh, eh, eh!
Oh.
Alright.
There's some good people out there, man.
Not enough.
Where?
I don't know any of them.
I'm ready for LA to turn into a pillar of salt.
Let's grab another chat.
Okay, next chat from Blue Green Golden Foreman.
Question for Crowder.
They call me Blue Green Golden Showers.
Oh, no.
Back to his table, boys.
Ew.
Yeah!
Yeah, we'll attribute it to Gerald.
What should we do if, God forbid, riots end up coming to our literal homes?
Thanks and rock on.
Shoot him!
Fire!
Well, hold on.
Potentially.
Do you have good laws?
Stand or ground state?
Yeah, yeah, shoot him.
You know what?
Good laws or not, I'd rather be alive and in prison than dead.
True.
Well, it depends on what prison.
I'll tell you this, my Latina Mrs. I told you she bought me a Colt Python.
I was debating going because she got me the 6-inch Colt Python, which I've always wanted my whole life.
I was like, I should get a 4-inch because I have a holster for it.
4-inch is really big.
That's what I hear.
It's a really big gun.
That's what I tell everybody.
But the 6-inch, it just looks great, a 6-inch Colt Python.
So I've got that at the ready, plus a lever action.
It seems too big.
6 inches, it's too big of a barrel.
The ladies don't like it.
No, it's fine.
That's weird.
Alright, we'll go with four.
We'll go with the next chat.
Next chat.
The point is, I got something for him.
But only a little.
It's six inches.
Well, you said four.
Which is better than four.
Hey, let's just all agree it's a grower.
Back to Owen Wilson.
Six inches is about average.
Alright, next chat.
Next chat from Justin Case, XX.
Do you agree with President Trump's proposal to impose a one-year prison sentence for individuals who desecrate the American flag within the United States?
I will say this.
There's nothing unconstitutional about that if you declared a crime to burn the American flag.
Even John Bolton on CNN, who was just trashing Trump last night so that that's not super controversial.
Would I do it as president?
I go back and forth.
Probably not.
Yeah.
But I also think it's very, again, And usually these flags are in flagrant disregard of fire safety laws.
Then we already have laws against it.
I wouldn't, yeah.
Me personally, the flag means a great deal to me.
Yeah, yeah.
It means a great deal to me, but it doesn't mean the same thing to everybody, and I understand that.
I don't agree with it.
I would sooner make it a crime to fly a foreign flag.
And that's totally reasonable.
That's in every other country.
To fly a foreign flag, that is actually a sign of treason.
So if I had to pick, if someone said, I don't know that I'd pick either, but if someone said, okay, burning the American flag a crime, or at a public protest, flying in support of a foreign entity, I would say, yeah, make that a crime.
I was also going to say, I might be wrong on this, and somebody can correct me, but I believe that the proper way to dispose of an American flag is to burn it.
If you have to dispose of one.
If there's a problem, if the flag is messed up, if it's torn, if it's ripped, some people say if it touches earth, then the only way to dispose of it, the proper way, is to burn it.
So it gets really tricky.
It does.
and they get it kind of gets mixed up with the first amendment and one thing i love about this country is that uh...
And I get to call you a faggot.
That's true.
Can I pause you for one second?
Because we have Guess Who character, Mayor Bass, talking.
All of our cities are in chaos.
Rioting is happening everywhere.
And it is a lie.
It is a lie.
Oh, there you go.
Drink.
Mostly peaceful.
The word peaceful, but it wasn't used, but she was implying peaceful.
Hey, a new black chick.
So the curfew just hit in L.A., so we'll see.
Lane's still having a bit of a problem calling back in to us, so we'll see if we can go to that.
But I want to answer that question.
I commented on this earlier on X. I absolutely don't think it should be a crime.
I think it's stupid to do, and I don't think people should do it, but I don't think it's a crime.
I also agree with you.
If we all get together and vote that it is a crime and that we want that statute to exist or the Congress passes something that makes that, then that's part of the process.
Sure.
Right?
So I would agree with that.
I don't agree on the foreign flag thing.
I understand the point.
Same, yeah.
But I don't agree that it should be a crime.
It already is.
I don't know if it's, maybe it's not a crime, but there's a, the rule is you can't fly a flag without a, It can't be at the same height.
I don't know if that's a law.
I want to say it is.
Uh, but I'm kind of a dum-dum.
I don't know.
You already both pissed me off.
Why are you wearing that gold chain?
Was it your first fucking communion?
What are you going to say about me?
Come on.
I'm sorry, guys.
I lash out.
I lash out when I feel cornered.
This isn't even real gold.
I lash out when I feel cornered.
You're like the delivery boy for pizza in a porno, but she sends it back.
You know what?
I got this chain.
I melted down a brass bed frame.
You're like the plumber she doesn't bang.
Oh, really?
There are no plumbers.
Oh, you're not safe from this either.
My plumber's a man.
Mr. Just for Men looks so natural no one can tell.
Fuck you.
All right.
Get Steven a drink.
I don't even know.
Hey, look!
Guys, it's Mr. Irishman again!
He looks so rejected!
Leaving your button open doesn't make you look buffer.
No, I don't.
He's a Scotsman.
And made of Legos.
Everything is mediocre!
I was told I was not allowed to follow because I'm on a work visa and they consider me a foreign national.
Also on account of the fact that I bombed that church with two children in it.
But the IRA told me to.
That's right.
They wrote a song about it.
You may have heard of Zombie.
But those cunts and the cranberries really over-embellished.
I love you both.
Shut up.
Oh, my God!
Oh, that's why they're there!
That's why they've been arrested.
They're so scared.
Is the population of Los Angeles at large from the undocumented to an older murder and the rape and the human trafficking?
But I know that won't fly here on CNN, so I'll just say that they're afraid of ice.
There's a lot of fear among rapists and murderers.
That's right.
They're afraid of paying for the crimes.
I don't even know what ice means.
Is it nugget?
Is it shards?
Did you see that in, I believe in California, maybe you can pull this up, that they just hit my knee on the headphone jack and really hurt it.
I heard it, sorry.
I heard a crack.
Oh, no.
Would you guys, I think that California basically, because of this fear, right, for illegals, they said that graduation ceremonies, if ICE shows up, they will deploy their own police force to keep ICE and any agents with CPB out.
That is civil war.
Any graduations or anything else.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not gonna-If I were Ice, I-Great!
I'll take him.
Well, I know they've gotten people from stuff like the-The Greek or Lenscrafters.
You know, I wonder if this guy will be reporting on Saturday on No King's Day when he has a fucking king.
I know.
I know.
The problem with all the Scottish reporters at CNN is that there are too many Scots.
Someone long shanks him at an open window, please.
Tell him there are dicks down there.
He'll look.
Just toss them.
Lifting those weapons up towards those protesters.
There was a little tension.
I saw one officer got a guy on his bike.
Black guy in the background is like, when's this guy going to shut up?
God, this is the guy who's telling you the story to party where everyone's like, hey, do you guys want to leave this party?
Yeah.
And then I walked in the party, and I went over, and I got a drink, and then I started talking with you, which is where the story began, where I said that I walked in the party, and I grabbed it like, yeah, you're telling us, you're just repeating the story.
But they're not going in.
Oh my god, this guy's buying time!
He has nothing to say!
And there are police officers here, and there are protesters, and over there you can clearly see a tree.
And by the way, this is in the city of Los Angeles, with, of course, Los roughly translates to the.
And Angelus, I believe, translates to something to do with Beelzebub.
And that's the story of tonight.
All the Angelinos who live in fear.
Back to you, black chick.
We don't have many of you in my homeland.
You don't like the mountains very much.
Don't do well with oxygen deprivation on account of the sickle cell.
You're drifting into Liam Neeson, which Liam Neeson does when he's doing America.
I have a very particular set of skills.
Being a decent reporter is not chief amongst them.
I will find you.
I will speak to you.
And I will say nothing.
I won't find out anything.
I don't know who they are.
I don't know where they're taking them.
But I won't find them.
Back to you, Abby.
*laughter*
Liam Neeson's understudy.
*laughter*
I don't have many skills.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Just a shitty Liam Neeson.
He fucking lands in the gray and he like, he tapes deflated balloons to his knuckles.
Alright, good guy.
Get some.
As you can see, I'm surrounded by wolves.
By the way, we never did this sketch.
I think it was just like lesser Jason Statham.
Have you seen his new movie?
Oh, Jason Statham, yeah.
You know, remember when we went through all this...
All of his films are just professions, like The Transport, The Beekeeper.
Have you seen his new one?
You know what it's called?
No.
I swear to you.
Hold on, can I guess?
Can I guess?
Hold on.
I swear to you.
By the way, another one, because...
Is it the janitor?
No, I swear to you.
Guys in chat, don't ruin it.
Plus, Josh can't read it, so it doesn't matter.
Okay.
Okay, think of the most geni Like an average job.
Exactly, like a working class job.
And that's the focus of the whole movie.
It's like a working class job, but he ends up having to do something extreme.
Yeah, and there's a secret factor.
Okay, so a working class job.
So if you were to say, like write a sketch, generic Jason Statham movie based on all these cliches, what would you call it?
So just think, what would you title generic working class job performed by The man, Jason Statham.
The working man.
No.
Do you know it?
No.
That's the actual title of his new movie.
No way!
I'm just a working man.
All I wanted to do was work.
Yes, it's called A Working Man!
That's awesome.
I did not know, I promise.
I swear to you.
With my lady who likes the beekeeper.
She's like, no, that's too much.
That's too much.
I was just trying to do my job.
They wouldn't let me.
That's definitely a line.
There's a big Meg, too.
You can only push A Working Man too far.
All right.
Looks like it's time for overtime.
Jeez, that's part two.
Working man overtime.
I'm clocking in.
Oh, jeez.
I can think.
I haven't even watched it.
I guarantee you that's in there.
I'm a working man.
I'm on the job.
What other things does he say?
I guarantee you that's stuff that he says.
I guarantee you.
Looks like he won't be getting pinched in.
Something like that.
You know, before he blows him away.
He was a diver.
That's what he was.
He's not tough.
He's a diver.
He's a bald diver.
I'm sure he's tough.
Fuck him.
He's a diver.
He's a diver.
He's a bald diver.
No bald divers taking out the Megalodon.
Listen, he has leveraged his shtick about as far as it can go.
Where do you go from the working man?
We're out.
We're done.
We've used all the actual jobs.
Is it like the Nicolas Cage movie where it's a movie about his life?
Yeah, effectively.
Probably.
Nicolas Cage movies are so bad now.
That one's just called The Psychopath.
I'm Jim.
This is Gorgeous George.
Okay, look, I'm really glad because I have back taxes to pay to be in your new film, The Working Man.
But maybe we need to find out the motivation of your character.
Like, let's work.
Let's work.
Let's improv.
Let's ad lib.
Rule number one.
Don't look in the package.
Okay, okay, that's great.
I can build my curiosity, but what's in the package?
What's in the package?
We don't know.
We work at UPS.
We live by an ethos.
And then the next thing is Nicholas Cage showing up in brown shorts like "I'm a fucking mailman!" Ah, there you go.
It was a movie.
There you go.
Done.
It's probably more interesting than The Working Man.
We also never did a sketch where it was based on you.
At some point in your life, you were in a car with somebody who was unironically playing a CD that they bought on a cruise or somewhere they bought a CD from a guy who was a Scottish Billy Joel cover artist.
I was driving from New Jersey.
To Montreal.
And this is a girl I dated in high school, and her parents were lovely.
By the way, I still have dreams about her mom, because her mom was the sweetest lady I'd ever met in my life.
And they treated her like shit.
Isn't this the uptuck story?
Whoa!
You can't just throw in the uptuck story in the middle of a stream.
You told it before.
There's no uptuck!
There's no uptuck!
That's rule number four, man.
For a working man.
Well, if you have a package that's too big.
Don't have Liam Neeson uptuck.
It'll make it all the way to my stardom.
You have a boner coming through your shirt.
So we were driving back and it was from New Jersey.
Him and Milton Pearl.
We each have our cross to bear, Stephen.
So we were driving from New Jersey to Montreal, and there was a, you know, like, cruise ships are where comedians go to die.
So imagine musical artists.
He was a Scottish Billy Joel cover artist.
And they didn't have any other CDs.
So I don't know how many times we played this, but everybody was like, I don't care what you say, because it's my life!
Just leave me alone!
Uptown girl!
You see me living in an uptown world!
You had to be a big shot!
Danger!
Had to open up your mouth!
Bill at the bar, he's a friend of mine!
He gives me my drinks for free.
It was just...
Or may be crazy!
But the sketches that we were going to do, we're going to have dueling Scottish Billy Joel impersonators, because it was like, we're auditioning for a cruise, and they only have a spot for one Billy Joel impersonator.
And then we're like, we're battling and it turns out we're brothers.
At the end of the day, look, at the end of the day, you You love Billy Joel, and I love Billy Joel.
Billy lives in both of us.
And we shouldn't fight.
We shall let the spirit of Billy Joel live on.
We're like, I think he's still alive.
That's not the point.
That's not the point.
Look, we can both agree that young teenage Catholic girls are sexy.
That's right.
That's right.
And we should be singing about him.
We should be singing about defluttering them.
At an inappropriately early age.
Because Billy would have wanted it that way.
He wrote the song.
Hey, by the way, guys, I said a refill a while ago.
I'll take one too, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's a good time.
Great deal.
And then the other one we wrote last week was a fat Italian boy who was This mustache, and we're doing a sketch where we're a band.
We have a band called Obscene.
This is the scrapyard that doesn't even make the scrapyard.
Because then we wake up the next day and go like, that doesn't work.
And so he goes, I had eyeliner on, guy liner, you know?
and the mustache and Steven goes, you look like, with that mustache, you look like an Italian My Chemical Romance.
Stuff like that.
And I was like, He said, don't join the fat parade.
Drink a diet, a soda, a locale, or Splenda, and eat a pepperoni.
We're not going to make it.
We're not going to make it.
No.
No, it doesn't make sense.
I know.
At the time, it was funny.
We'll see.
You guys were out in the heat in, like, big heavy leather jackets.
Oh, do you mean like that CB Distillery commercial where you had me on the pavement?
I didn't write it.
We didn't.
But that was so hot, I was immediate heat stroke.
Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
We were out in the sun playing back, and they were like, "Okay, lay on the pavement like your leg is broken." No, no, no, no, no, no.
They said.
I was taking direction, too.
I remember thinking, when you were laying on the pavement with your short-sleeved shirt, I remember thinking, oh, God, I want to go inside.
It's hot.
It was very hot, though.
This sucks.
It was very, very toasty.
All right, are we waiting to get a hold of...
He's going to still try to get some footage and stuff, but he knows.
Well, let's continue here.
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There was no Kangs, because we think that's when things are going to pop off, and I guarantee you tonight things are going to get a little bit more spicy, and hey, if it does, maybe we'll come back here and broadcast wide, but for right now, it's a love letter to Rumble Premium members, the OG Mug Club.
We're going to continue there, so thank you, Rumble.
We're going to do it.
Ah, sorry.
Just as we left you, and we're waiting for a very long time for our refills, Brian Seltzer is on CNN.
He's on the panel, I promise.
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