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I get a little scared being falsely accused of rape in the dark sometimes.
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Hey everybody Aloha.
I want you to know something.
You do not belong in civilized society.
And you must be held accountable.
We need a nuclear holocaust.
This week, join us in exploring the land that helped bring us Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Jason Momoa, and people from Samoa.
It's a pineapple-loving culture that only a tropical paradise can offer.
It is great to be back in Kenya.
A great place to call home until you're hit with a cyclone.
It's... The Pacific Islands!
Sorry about that.
The intro there, the volume was a little bit... It was a little low.
Blasting you... Well, the first one probably blasted their eardrums.
And then low.
And my... The thing is, because I have this... Welcome!
I just felt the safety pin, Yakuza Casey, I just felt it bust in my Aquaman shirt.
It just broke, so now I'm gonna be... Oh, jeez.
Look, this is where my nipples are off here.
Do we need some help?
Alright, it's Cultural Appropriation Month.
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, I don't know.
We've done all the countries now, when you're in Year 8.
Yeah.
No more interesting countries.
So, uh, you can send in your costumes to, um... Are you sending them in at Twitter there, Tokinoan?
Yep, Twitter and Instagram.
Twitter, at Ask Crowder, and on Instagram, we're reading them on Mug Club.
Yeah.
We have a lot to get to today.
Hey look, we actually have live exclusive on the ground coverage of the Supreme Court.
They're going to be potentially releasing decisions today.
If they don't and they release them tomorrow, we might just come and stream live here.
So that's always why we recommend that you just hit the notification bell, tune in Monday through Thursday 10 a.m.
Eastern.
But tomorrow may be one of those things we take a flyer.
We have people on the ground.
Ginger Snap is there right out in front of the Is he out in front of the Supreme Court or is he out in front of the Capitol right now?
They're right next to each other.
We'll see.
Wherever he is safe.
By the way, if you want, you can say this right now, the Supreme Court has issued a ruling striking down the concealed carry law in New York.
So we'll get details on exactly what that means.
We'll get to our on-the-ground Yeah, that's a lot of paper.
That's a lot of paper.
Just so you know, we're not senators.
We can't read 900 pages in 20 minutes, which they all do before they vote.
That's true.
This looks good to me.
So we'll be talking about that.
I don't know if you know about this, but AOC is complaining about her $170,000 a year salary.
Oh, poor thing.
So of course, we're not without.
We're not without empathy.
Of course, child enthusiast Ezra Miller is on the run in Hawaii, but not really for the reasons that you think.
So we'll be talking about all of this and more here today, also the reason for gas, inflation, all of these prices.
I don't know if you heard this, former Vice President Joe Biden tried to say that it was Russia-Ukraine.
Oh, really?
And then the Fed chairman himself said, no, it's not.
Nah, not so much.
That's not true.
And of course, Dave and I are on tour at loudearthcrowder.com slash tourinthefall.
Phoenix, Houston, Charleston, West Virginia, Nashville.
We added another show because one is almost sold out.
Red Bank, New Jersey, and then Baltimore.
Fastest man on his feet.
Thank you, Dave, for being here.
You doing well?
Good!
I'm Weird Al Polayamalu.
Troy Weird Al Polayamalu.
And then Gerald is here.
I think I get it.
You think you understand who I am?
Really?
I think I understand.
I met Tom Selleck once.
I drive a Ferrari and I'm a PI.
The math doesn't add up.
Yeah, it's like every public school teacher in the films.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Makes sense.
Ah, gosh, these kids are driving me nuts.
I need to go clear my head and my bends.
Yes, I signed some papers over from my house to him this morning.
Yes, exactly.
Life is good.
Well, you did, because you understand it's not his first rodeo.
Yes.
And if I sound odd, it's because I'm sick today, just so you know.
One of the babies.
I knew the exact moment where I felt a slobbery fist Get punched into my mouth.
It was like the embalming fluid in Drag Me to Hell.
I was like, I'm definitely gonna be sick from this.
Yes.
So now I apologize for the contagion that's about to spread out through the entire studio.
Alright, do we have them on the line?
Yeah, we do.
Okay, so actually right now they just released their, they struck down a New York concealed gun law and we're seeing if they're going to release their opinion on Dobbs Jackson.
It's time for our SCOTUS Watch.
We have Ginger Snap.
Let's, uh, let's, uh, let's see.
Alright, Gingersnap, are you there, sir?
I am here.
We are in front of the Supreme Court right now.
And the lady from Time Magazine is laughing at me.
What the hell is going on here?
Gingersnap, I'm Tom Selleck today.
Yeah, I know, but I'm Magnum P.I.
It's the same person!
I have the hat and everything, dude!
He's totally stole my deal!
No, you sell reverse mortgages and I bust That's fine.
You know what?
Look, I'm going to play judge here.
No!
We're splitting the baby.
You have the reverse mortgage deal, and Ginger Snap has the actual cool stuff.
So, Ginger Snap... He's got the shorts, too.
He's got people behind him.
Oh my god!
Ginger Snap, you know you didn't have to do that.
We didn't need a cowboy shot on you.
This is Big J journalism, Stephen.
Big J journalism.
So tell us what's going on down there.
They just struck down the concealed carry law, and you're saying the Time Magazine lady has an issue with you?
Yeah, the Time Magazine lady is laughing at me.
She's very pretty though, so it's okay.
But yeah, they just shut down the New York concealed carry law, so it looks like the rulings might be over for today.
I don't think that they're going to get to Dobbs and Jackson today, but that's not stopping the Can you ask one of them what they think before we get to the Roe v. Wade?
There was a group of pro-life protesters too, but they were getting kind of shoved to the back.
And so they just left.
Hopefully we can find one of them to talk to later, but I think we're going to try to talk to...
Yeah, can you...
Can you ask one of them what they think, before we get to the Roe v. Wade,
can you ask one of them what they think about the court striking down the New York Conceal Carry Law?
Yeah.
Regulating ejaculations! Regulating ejaculations!
That's profane.
Well, she's very profane.
Well, you know what?
That's okay there, Ginger Snap.
Ask her, because she seems very concerned about losing the right to abortion, which of course is not what would happen.
ask her if it's possible to abort a pot roast.
Is there anyone else, you know, who can discuss this rationally with you, do you think?
Do you want to try and find someone?
Boy, that is a loaded question if you see those people out there.
It's true.
She seems sane.
They don't like free press.
They don't like free press.
I'm surprised they don't want to talk with you.
I wonder if they're just a... I mean, you seem like the kind of person they would be fond of, you know, with a pedophile stash.
Yeah, I mean, I fit right into the circle.
I have these creepy shorts on.
Chuck Taylors.
I thought I would for sure get interviews with all the American people, but... I don't know.
Okay.
Alright, well, Ginger Snap, just call in and we'll check in with you throughout the show and, you know, let Tokunawa know if you find anyone who's, you know, worthwhile.
And I won't hold my breath, but we'll check in.
There's a vagina voter over here, we'll try to talk to her later.
There's a vagina what?
Okay.
She said she's a vagina voter, so...
She's a vagina voter.
Ooh.
Yes.
She uses it to pull the lever?
I don't know how you fill out a Scantron.
I once saw one play a harmonica.
It's quite a flag.
She's got a weapon.
You know, the only reason she's able to hold that giant flag is because her at the fulcrum, you know, she's a counterbalance.
Yes.
Alright, we'll check back in with you, Gingersnap.
Yeah, that's not at all what I expected.
Ugly, angry, primarily white bitches.
No, not at all.
Regulating ejaculation!
If you were saying, why are you doing this?
This is below you.
This is sophomoric.
First off, check out the studio today.
This is very different from a change my mind.
You know I've talked about how you need to determine?
Yeah.
You need to be able to determine the people with whom you can converse, the people who you can actually, with whom you can actually have a rational conversation and potentially change their mind.
And then there are people who just want to watch the world burn, and you need to make an example of them.
Those people are silly.
Someone saying, did she say regulate ejaculation?
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
Does that mean she's trying to say like, oh, equal and opposite reaction?
If you're gonna regulate my vagina, regulate ejaculation?
Is that what she's trying to say?
I don't know that she put that much thought into it.
My body's been doing it on its own and I think I need to see a doctor.
It's science.
Yeah, well that's called auto non-erotic ejaculation.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, it's a problem.
Oh, I thought it was just...
You know what's so funny is these feminists are like, you know, if men were, if it was men having abortions, I've heard this actual argument, like, you know, then you'd get Viagra for free.
You're like, first off, what?
But I think the point that you're trying to make is that men are treated better by the law.
Men are not demanding free taxpayer-funded Viagra or condoms.
No.
No, we're not.
Now they've tried to argue that Viagra, since it's covered under certain socialized, whether it's Medicare or Medicaid, I don't know which one, where sometimes they pay a certain amount of co-pay, that that's the equivalent to abortion.
And by the way, erectile dysfunction for old people is an actual medical condition.
Not wanting to have a child through the act of sex that you chose is not.
The idea that we now treat babies as medical conditions?
Yeah.
Well, look, giving an old person a boner so that they don't fall out of bed, that's, I mean, that's got some value.
You don't want them rolling out.
They roll over, bing!
Hit it and roll back.
It's like when my baby's in the crib, has a little grate that comes up.
And you have to put them in a little swaddle so their foot doesn't get stuck.
You know how many broken hips that's prevented?
It also causes skyrocketing STDs in old folks' homes, but you know what?
They're almost in the grave anyway.
I mean, no, that's absolutely true statistically.
Those old ladies in the old folks' homes, they get around.
I mean, slowly, but they get around.
It's good they have walkers and plastic on the furniture, because it's a mess.
I just certainly hope that it's one of those walkers with handbrake.
Booty calls have to be made an hour in advance so they can get there.
The walker's really just a mobile liberator.
Yeah, they have balls on the walker and their chins.
Too far?
No, not at all.
We'll check back in with Ginger Snap.
I know the reception there isn't necessarily the best, but look, this is one of those things where we're on the fly, we're going to see what happens.
I expected more people, to be honest.
Yeah.
No, here's the thing.
It'll be interesting to see if the media, so let's keep an eye on whether it's CNN, whether it's ABC, NBC, CBS, if they try and make it seem as though this was a giant groundswell.
Remember they tried to do that with the Pussy March?
And the first Pussy March was relatively large, but it wasn't nearly as big as the Tea Party.
No one actually understood that.
But then when they tried to resurrect it, they tried to do it the next year, no one was there, but the media acted as though it was a repeat.
So I'm very curious to see what kind of coverage this gets on the media if they try and make it seem like it's this tremendous groundswell.
Several dozen protests at the Capitol.
I'm sorry, thousand.
I mean, I'm sorry, did I read the actual number?
Several thousand.
Yeah, it would be more, but it's a little rainy and they didn't want to buy ponchos.
Right.
This one woman was yelling regulated ejaculation, scared everybody off.
Yeah, exactly.
No one really knew what it meant.
No, nobody knew what it meant.
We don't think she knew what it meant.
And then there was a lady with a giant flag who was the human equivalent to that duck that dips in the water.
Yes.
Alright!
It is cultural appropriation month, so it is time for Pacific Islands Factor Fiction.
Top notch, baby.
By the way, I would look like... Anyway.
These stupid fake muscles in the suit.
Those are fake?
I know.
I know.
I would look bigger without the fake muscles, because it wouldn't look like I have these man titties, like Mojo.
This is all real.
Your boobs are huge.
All right.
So, token out, and this is where we have to guess which of the following facts are true or false, fact or fiction.
That's right.
Fact number one, or fiction.
There are no venomous snakes or insects in French Polynesia.
I'm going to say that that is fact, because I think that's the case in... I know it's in Hawaii.
Yeah, there are no venomous snakes.
Or insects, so the insects are not venomous as well, or no insects at all.
I don't know, I know the snake part, so I'm just going to believe all of it.
I'll go with you on that.
Okay, what do you say, fact fiction, Dave?
I guess just to take the other side, just to make it interesting, but I think you're right, but I'll say false.
You're contrarian.
Alright, Togan Owen.
Alright, Stephen and Gerald are correct.
See, I agreed with them, but... Good for them!
You just covered all your bases.
But then how'd they all get so bloated?
Yeah.
I thought it was like My Girl, just a lot of bees.
It's a mystery.
He needs his glasses.
Not anymore he doesn't, Brad.
Here's another fact, fact or fiction.
New Zealand is the only nation in the world that can put hobbits on its currency.
I hope that's true.
I'm gonna say fiction.
I'm gonna say fiction as well.
Yeah, unless there are some hobbits lobbyists.
I mean, just like they're probably down there right now at the White House.
Yeah, that's true.
I just saw three of them.
All right, sorry.
I took your job from you, Tocanow, and you're supposed to read it.
All right, let me know if it's fact.
Is that fact or fiction?
What about Gerald?
Gerald said true.
I hope it's true.
Really, Gerald is correct.
Wow.
What a silly place.
It is.
That's why I hoped it was true.
Wow.
What a silly, silly, stupid place.
You and PJ should go to lunch sometime.
It's Peter Jackson, if you didn't know.
And by the way, someone get him a software download of Adobe or Final Cut.
Yes.
Not every film has to be four and a half hours.
Yeah.
Last 30 minutes.
A lot of hills there.
Maybe just a little jog before an interview.
Yes, exactly.
Maybe some interval training.
Yes, I know you're not a star of the movie, but we do have to look at you when you premiere it.
Did you walk up any of the hills?
Just, you know, shave.
You're a multi-millionaire.
He installed into the hills one of those electric seats, elevators, like in Gremlins that goes up.
He just had four PAs carry him up.
It's just Elijah Wood like, oh come on, you can walk the hills yourself.
He's like, shut up bitch, I'm fat.
Let me just go up and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz You were in My Girl, right?
That was the other one.
Right.
Yeah, thank you.
That was the bad son.
All right, to the next one.
Fact or fiction?
Number three.
Hawaii was the 49th state admitted into the Union.
Gerald?
Oh, thank you for throwing that at me.
I am not 100% sure on this, so I will go true.
False.
Is it 50th?
I was going to say it's either 49th or 50th.
It's one of those two, I believe.
Yeah, it's 49th or 50th.
It could have been 48th.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I'm going to say true.
I think it's true.
All right, you guys are wrong.
Hawaii was the 50th.
Oh, what up?
Missed it by that much.
Oh, whatever.
49th was Alaska?
Yeah.
Yep.
By the way, the Russians really screwed that up.
Yeah, whoops.
Alaska?
Oh yeah.
They're like, ah, we want it back!
To Cincinnaca!
Deals.
Somebody Googled that.
There's gold, oil, and all kinds of fun stuff.
Bears that eat people we don't like.
Alright, what's the next one that you're toking now on Factor Fiction?
Number four, this sentence right in the real language, Nasso.
Why did you sound like a girl?
Well, after knowing what I know about the New Zealand, that they can put hobbits on their money, what you just said is very stupid.
I'm going to say true.
I'm going false.
I feel like that was contrived.
Yeah.
I don't know why I had to do it in that racist Jar Jar Binks voice, but I'll allow it.
That's true.
I'll say, I'm going to go true.
Why else would you do that to yourself?
Well, I'll tell you guys why I read it in that racist Jar Jar Binks voice.
It's because Jar Jar was based on this language, pidgin.
Really?
So I guess it wasn't racist.
It was just stupid.
So much like the real people, Jar Jar.
Mesa doing method acting!
Mesa shitty Daniel Day-Lewis-a!
That's a real thing.
Everybody said how much they hated it, and you're like, it's based on real people.
That's their representative culture.
It's great.
It's like going to some film and being like, I cannot believe this is horrible.
It's like, that's based on the Jamaican Popsled team.
Those are actual human beings.
Oh, that was real?
Wow.
Yeah.
I mean, I loved it.
Didn't know.
I honestly had no idea.
Good Jar Jar!
There you go, Tocanon has a hidden talent.
Alright, next one, Fact or Fiction.
Alright, you guys are all tied up at two and we've got two left.
So, next question.
Tongans consume more pineapples than any nation in the world.
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm going to say false.
I think it's true.
Everybody saw the Tongan guy at the Olympics.
You remember that?
No.
Oh, I made an international case.
Did he eat pineapples?
And did he eat pineapples?
He was very, very, like, ripped and he was just, like, fully, like... Did he eat pineapple?
And I think that means he had pineapples.
Was this a dream he had?
Oh, wow.
He just, yeah.
He's just reaching.
He's like, you guys all saw this person.
Right?
The question's about eating pineapples, Gerald.
I believe I've made my case.
You remember the muscle man that ate all the pineapples?
But no, but he's not even making that argument.
He's like, he just said, you remember the muscle man?
As though that was the last point.
That guy doesn't write children's tales.
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Done.
That's it.
How else did he get like that?
I'm gonna say true.
So you agree with me.
Well, no.
I don't agree with what you said.
Thank God you didn't pass the bar.
Dave and Gerald, you're going to tell me that you think Tongans eat more pineapples than Chinese and Brazilians.
Stephen got it right.
It's false.
Boom!
And China and Brazil are horrible places.
Well that's true because there's a billion of them.
I should have done the math.
That makes way more sense.
I don't know if it was a pineapple per muscle man capita.
That's true.
Alright.
Final true or false?
Final true or false?
They just throw pineapple on your Chinese food.
You don't even want it.
Right.
And then a Canadian throws it on pizza.
It's Hawaiian.
I'm like, what?
No, it's not.
He's like, that's how we picture Hawaii because we can't afford to go.
States.
Alright, final fact or fiction there.
Final one.
In Tagalog, Samoan only refers to males.
Females from the island are called loihi.
I'm going to say, here's the thing.
I don't care.
So I'll say true.
True.
I'm going to say true, because I've never seen a Samoan gale.
Yeah.
Well, they're usually devoured and thrown in a cave.
It's true.
Yes.
If you look at the way those natives in those Polynesian islands, brutal.
Brutal.
They were on an island like, who's going to come and stop us?
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
And we're all 900 pounds.
And bored.
Yeah.
We're large, strong, and angry.
Yeah, because if they do exist, we're just not wanting them.
Right.
Thank God they're secluded.
It's like Samoan Jurassic Park, but with people.
Alright.
The only one I've ever seen is Hunter S. Thompson's lawyer.
Alright, what do we got?
And the answer is...
It's false.
Yeah, they're all called Simone's.
But, Stephen, you won with three points to Gerald and Dave's two.
I never lose.
I can't lose.
It's fake.
Don't play that.
We put a lot of work into this.
Yeah.
About as much work as we have in the connection with Gingersnap.
Better than Jurassic Park Dominion.
Now I know, some of you, half of you are going to be complaining, why don't you just get to the meat of it first, and then some of you are going, oh I wish that you didn't do that and you just did comedy, so there's no way to please all of you, so go to lotofthecrowd.com.
Go there and you know what, just buy a ticket.
Yeah, maybe just enjoy the show.
Yeah, exactly.
Why don't we do it all and you can just enjoy it.
Right, yeah.
Let's just have a good time, and hopefully we'll see what happens in the Supreme Court.
I'm having fun.
I'm having fun.
Yeah.
They always say that if you're having fun that that means everyone else, the people watching are having fun.
That's not true.
No.
Oh, not true at all.
No, that's not true at all.
Very not true.
I saw a cannonball run.
Now... Yeah, any movie, really.
Right?
I bet.
We put together a highlight reel of Hawaii's... and this is actually... I despise this woman.
Why?
Well, you'll see.
First off, she's barely literate.
Okay.
She's an idiot.
She's a racist.
And she's also tried to actively get this program removed from all of social media.
And, by the way, refused to take our calls and refused to have a conversation with me.
So, by the way, Senator Hirono, you are welcome to come on the show, and I will not be kind.
I'll be polite.
But I do not like you.
Let's take a stroll down Hawaii's representative who might be the worst in the country.
I would request that my colleague Senator Cruz not mistake what I'm saying.
And you know what, all this mansplaining, please stop.
But it is the basis on which you determine that the OHA elections were unconstitutional.
The Supreme Court agreed though.
YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action against conservative commentator Steven Crowder.
When YouTube did finally take action, it took the half measure of removing advertisements from Crowder's videos rather than removing him from the platform entirely.
Now, look, I understand that I should be most upset with the fact that she's trying to remove the livelihood of myself and everyone in here, but ADVERTISEMENTS?
I thought that was more like a French thing.
That's just what people say to try to sound smart, but you sound stupid doing that.
Well, you know, she takes her scheduled hearings very seriously.
Yes, that's true.
I'm sorry, that's TOE ROOT.
That's true-y!
That's a true-y here in Hawaii!
Gosh, I just can't believe Jar Jar Binks is a- So, this is what they have in Hawaii.
Hawaii is a terrible place.
Yes.
It's an awful place, and Hirono is one of the absolute worst.
If Hirono had her way, you would have no speech, you would have no firearms.
The government would be in charge of every aspect of your life, and that is not a hint of hyperbole.
This is always what I say, it's like, look, You need to actually imagine what Democrats like Hirono, like Pelosi, like AOC, what it would look like in this country if they had power unchecked.
Yeah.
Okay?
Let's remove the checks and balances that we have, which they want to remove, by the way.
Just imagine someone like Hirono, without, even the spineless Republicans like Mitch McConnell, standing in the way.
It would be, boom, you say something, removed.
Yeah.
It would be, boom, oh wait, uh, 10 round magazines, your gun gone.
No wait, actually, we meant all firearms.
Boom, gone.
Just remember, when Hirono said that, YouTube had said you violated none of their rules.
Yes.
So she said your punishment for violating no rules, for breaking no rules, was that you should have your livelihood removed.
No, she was mad that only my livelihood was removed.
She was saying I should be banned.
Oh, making the point that she wanted you to go further.
Half measures, right?
The punishment for breaking no rules was you had money taken out of your pocket.
Yeah.
And she thought that that was a half measure.
Right.
For not breaking rules.
For not breaking any rules.
Hey, Hirono, how's your stock portfolio doing, by the way?
Well, we're talking about rules for me and not for thee.
Huh?
Is it good?
I like that Hirono sounds like a professional wrestler and she dresses like one.
If you throw that jacket on a man, that's just a Diamondells page.
Just hear the Undertaker gong.
I bet she's like, OH MY GOD, IT'S A RAGING BITCH!
It's Hirono.
She's like, I keep losing money in the stock market.
How did I do this?
She's getting a lot of sponsors.
Me say think you lie.
He's not afraid to speak truth to power.
Alright, is Ginger Snap there?
Are we going to check in with him or is he going to let us know?
Yeah, I think he might have an interview.
Alright, and Toolman, can we hit the... so I can see him up on there or no?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, okay, because I can't see him.
I was looking down at the monitor there.
Alright, let's check in.
Time for SCOTUS Watch again with Ginger Snap.
By the way, he hates that nickname, that's why it'll stick.
Ginger Snap, did you find somebody?
Well, we did find somebody, but then, right before you called, they just started a turf protest at Freedom Plaza, so everyone's running to Freedom Plaza to protest turfs.
I thought you meant turf war.
You mean a protest of T-E-R-Fs?
Uh, they're all gonna go yell at J.K.
Rowling, I think.
That's what they were saying.
Or something like that.
So, they're gone.
Um, there's a couple gun activists over here that are yelling.
We might try to talk to them.
Nobody really wants to talk to me.
They think my mustache is too cool or something.
I'm not really sure.
That must be it.
What's happening?
Would you like to talk?
You look very patriotic.
Well, I think it's important that women, we decide for ourselves.
I don't think a man has the right or the choices to decide for himself.
right now to the whole country. Okay. Yes. So what is the get up? Well, I think it's important that
women will decide for us. I don't think a man has the right or the choices to decide for himself.
If we want to have an abortion, we're going to have an abortion because
it's important that women have that right choice to decide for their own body.
Imagine if somebody is raped or somebody, a family member is abused, a young girl and she gets brain incest.
You don't want that young girl to have to carry with this pain and suffering her whole life.
She needs to have that choice.
Ask her if we allow abortions for all rape and incest, would she then consider legislating other abortions?
Okay, so if we ban abortions for rape and incest, allow abortions.
So like, everybody that gets raped or incest is a factor, and we say, yes, you can have an abortion.
But no, we ban all the rest of them.
Oh, so it's not about abortion.
She's changing the count.
What about the baby inside?
Does it get to make a choice or is it just not a person?
What's going on with the baby?
She's changing the count.
To carry a baby, she doesn't want to carry a normal baby.
But she didn't, she... what about the baby inside?
Does it get to make a choice or is it just not a person?
What's going on with the baby?
Okay, okay. It's very hard for women to hear about men talking about babies.
How do you know I'm a man?
You look like a man.
She's assuming my gender!
She's a TERF!
She's a TERF!
I don't know!
Maybe today's different.
Yes, I'm a man, you're correct.
I still think I can interpret the Constitution alright.
Do you have a fetal chart there, Ginger Snap?
Explain the thing on your face, it's a landing strip.
But what about my right?
You are not telling me what is my right.
And I don't have to as a man.
They keep going back to that.
This is, you're seeing it live, and sorry Ginger Snap, it's going to be distracting, but this is the straw man that they use.
This is the red herring that they use.
It's not about rape and incest.
She just, she just admitted that.
But they have to focus on those issues.
Otherwise, no one will support their cause.
Yeah.
Ask her, is it, does she only, do women only have to follow laws made by women and men only laws by men?
Because that's the standard we're setting.
Also nine months.
What was your point there?
Yes.
If they overturn Roe tomorrow, what are you going to do?
How?
Ask her, very plainly, if they keep Roe v. Wade, what she'll do.
We're gonna go to the streets.
We have the right of free speech.
Ask her, very plainly, if they keep Roe v. Wade, what she'll do?
People have to die because they want to have an abortion.
Illegal.
So we're gonna keep fighting until we get a verdict.
What if the court says, okay, we keep Roe v. Wade tomorrow?
Then what do you do?
Well we, we're gonna celebrate.
Even though that's men deciding it?
We're going to celebrate, we're going to the streets.
So we're going to the streets either way?
Yes, we're going to the streets baby.
But one is to celebrate, but ask her why she would celebrate men making the decision on
abortion even if they keep Roe v. Wade.
But if you think about it, there's six men on the Supreme Court, right?
But what if they say Roe is good and we keep Roe?
That's six men.
Actually, six men made Roe.
Seven men made Roe.
So it's okay for men to make good laws?
Well, if men say yes, that means they're listening to me and to everybody in this country.
And that's why women shouldn't have the right to vote.
Because the people who have to fight, the women have to fight.
They are the people who want to pretend they're pure and they're all decent people.
You don't know what they think.
All right, it's time to say gracias and adios.
See what she does.
Thank you very much.
Say gracias.
Thank you for speaking.
Gracias.
Gracias Yeah, great.
Just not your opinion.
Hasta la vista.
There was some conversation there.
Yeah, there was.
She was willing to talk though.
Yeah, for sure.
We're just live right now.
Yeah, so just give me a couple seconds.
You have a fan.
You got a fan.
So not everyone hates us out here.
Don't tell them you're with Ladder of the Crowder.
Yeah, great.
I'm glad that my fan looks like a Skeletor serial killer.
I have to be upfront.
But yeah, so that's where we are.
We'll probably be back out here tomorrow morning when they make the actual decision.
No, no, no.
You're going to go over to the turf protest.
That sounds absolutely lovely.
What are you not doing?
Okay, well, we'll go to the turf thing and then we'll come back here tomorrow.
We're going to be just, we're out here for the people.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate that you're doing it for the people.
Fill us in on the turf protest because that sounds hilarious.
Thank you, Ginger Snap.
Stay safe.
That's been Ginger Snap.
Here's the thing, I feel bad because he has the earpiece in, and so I don't want to distract him.
And Toolman, you can take the color bars there off the screen.
This is just so you guys know, as I'm doing this, the only way I can see them is if it goes on screen, but now I'm just looking at an Indian going, I sincerely mean this.
I will give Ken 500 bucks if he can get her into bed and get her to keep the baby.
500 bucks isn't enough.
Alright, how much do you want to add to the pile?
No, we're not doing this.
Chip in, come on.
I'm not doing it.
What do you got?
No, here's the thing.
This is the issue.
You've gone through, and by the way, the Change My Mind book is probably going to be coming out this fall.
Because you just saw in real time what do they do is they say rape or incest now sometimes people will get mad at me and I'll get conservatives mad at me where I say look okay let's say we make an exception for rape and incest okay we make an exception then are you willing to and I don't even necessarily say ban are you willing to legislate other abortions that are entirely elective, and they go, no,
no, no, then it's not about rape and incest.
So you eliminate it off the table.
It's not that I support abortion in any capacity, but the point is, take it off the table because
when forced to actually argue their position, and that lady is very clear, she even said
nine months, all the way up until nine months including birth period, guess what?
That's the platform of the DNC.
They lose support.
That's why when you look at arbitrary polling that says, hey, do you support a woman's right to choose?
Oh, yeah, I think so.
And then you say, hey, do you support aborting an eight-month-old?
They go, no, of course not.
Ah!
Well, see, those are two... Which one is closer to the reality of the policy?
And then we also see her saying, men should not have a say.
happens if Roe v. Wade is... I say they rule to keep Roe v.
Wade, but basically you're talking about ruling it as a precedent that it'll stay effectively
the law of the land. She goes, then it's good, then we'll celebrate. Okay, so it's not
about men having an opinion. It's not about men signing laws. Hey, did you vote for Hillary
Clinton in the primaries versus Barack Obama? Do you only vote for women? Unless you exclusively
and only vote for women, you cannot say that men can have no position on legislation because
you voted them in.
So she said, well, then we'll celebrate it.
And that's why we have a problem with, and I'm mostly joking, but feminists voting.
The root cause of almost all of our issues here that we are dealing with in North America today is not women, but feminism.
And by the way, sometimes that permeates even good non-feminist individuals who don't even necessarily realize it.
That is a double standard.
Let me ask you this.
OK, well, men can't have a position on abortion if I don't like it.
OK, got it.
But they can keep it, and then I'll support it.
Okay, got it.
You have no say in what I do with my body.
Okay, got it.
But if I keep it, you have to pay alimony no matter what.
Do I get a choice?
Think of the lack of consistency there.
And it's the same thing with the marital contract.
The abortion issue acts as though men play no role in creating or rearing a child.
And then we wonder why fatherhood is devalued in this society?
We wonder why we have a problem?
This entire conversation is centered around the idea that the baby may or may not be a nuisance to the woman.
Even in the laws!
Do we ever talk about the father having a choice?
That's oppressive!
Hands off my uterus!
Hold on a second!
That's not your DNA.
That's not my DNA.
That is a new genetic code that, by the way, came from my sperm and your egg.
Yeah.
Well, I've been carrying it.
I've been carrying it for nine months.
I don't know how long that's been in my balls.
A couple of days maybe?
Probably three days.
She's making a false point here.
She's saying that women across the country want this.
Okay, well what about the giant swath, millions and millions and millions and millions of women who don't, who want pro-life policies?
You're just assuming that every single woman out there supports your cause and that's not true.
Right.
So you're saying that... Again, it assumes that women are a monolith.
It really is a problem.
It's not true at all.
Hey!
Free sex!
Great.
Got it.
No catcalling.
What?
Then how do you know that I want free sex?
Hey!
I have the ability to use sex as empowerment.
Okay?
Here are my tits.
Got it?
Don't look.
Don't look.
And they say it's a double standard.
Men aren't sexualized in the workplace.
Look, just to be clear, showing your breasts... That's not true!
It's not true.
Well, that's mostly Gerald.
But showing your breasts is not a fashion statement.
Yeah, that's an entire row of naked men.
Showing your breasts is not a fashion statement.
Let's use an exact example.
There's a double standard.
Okay, you ever see the Sports Illustrated covers of these magazines where they're painted on, the painted suits?
When was the last time I came out here with my scrotum and glands penis painted like a bumblebee and said, it's paint!
It was Tuesday.
And then if you look at it, I say, hey, hey, what are you doing?
Eyes up here!
Eyes up here!
Well, you're showing me your balls.
Well, so what?
I'm showing my balls for me, not for you.
It inspires confidence!
It's a bumblebee, not my balls.
I don't know, when was the last time you were tackled by a police officer?
Beaten without mercy and no one cared?
Right.
Hey, by the way, what is it, 97%?
97% it's either 94 97% of workplace workplace deaths are men.
If you walked into a bank and pulled out a gun, it would get a better reaction than if you pulled out your penis.
Yes.
That's true.
Absolutely true.
The only place where it would get, you know, praise would be on a Disney movie lot.
That's true.
Well, then they'd be like, this is great.
Here's your child.
Oh, you must be the child actor tutor.
Let's write this way to his trailer.
You're doing story time, correct?
Yes.
Dressed like a bumblebee.
No, it's a pop out.
Yes.
Hey, by the way, Control Room, can we get the info on exactly what's happening here with the Supreme Court, the New York concealed carry law?
So let's get some quotes, officially what they said, and if we have a clip for later on because this is happening live, we'll check back in with Ginger Snap and the turf protests.
I assume the Rover's weight is... oh.
Oh, it's a SCOTUS watch.
Oh, it's a SCOTUS watch.
Is he back in?
No.
No, but I... You just screwed up.
Was that your coconut titty that hit the... It pretty much was.
He's got it freezing at this point.
You teased it, sorry.
Yeah, so basically they were saying that you do have the right... I just saw one of the headlines.
You do have the right to carry a gun outside of the home, and that's part of this ruling.
So we'll get a little bit more detail on that.
Well, the ruling better include, in New York, that you're also allowed a firearm in the home.
Because that's the starting point in Manhattan.
A lot of them just will bring them into your house anyway.
Yeah.
No, it's so difficult to... I don't know what the law is in Manhattan as far as actually even owning a handgun in your own house or apartment.
Honestly, I don't know either.
It's very, very strict there.
It's very strict.
There was an episode of Billions that talked about getting somebody a permit.
That was the whole plot for the entire episode.
To carry, you need a sheriff, I believe.
You need a sheriff to actually carry Manhattan.
But I don't know what the law is now, because they've sort of had to chip away at it, and they've then added to it.
It just becomes this Frankenstein monster of gun laws.
What do you mean, a sheriff?
You have to have a sheriff.
At least I know in Los Angeles for a period of time.
Like a vouch for you?
Yeah, you actually have the sheriff say, you have the right to own.
Really?
You have a legitimate need.
Right.
You have to show need.
And I didn't get mine when I lived in Manhattan because it said legitimate need and I just wrote, Am American.
See Second Amendment.
Yeah.
For further detail.
Like you're trying to get cute?
You're trying to get cutesy?
Hey, we're gonna take you downtown in a paddy wagon, see?
Part of the militia.
He named several races.
Yes.
Alright, speaking of useless, absolutely useless laws and or people, AOC, here's a flashback because she just doubled down on it.
And here's my question to you, I haven't done a question of the day yet, I guess, is how tone deaf can someone get, who is the most tone deaf person in our hallowed halls of government?
Hallowed out, hallowed, however you want to say it.
Hallowed, hallowed.
30, I'm 32.
Good lord, the coconut breasts are going to your brain here, Toolman, today.
Alright, so she just doubled down on it to complain on Instagram about her middle class income.
Yes.
Which, you know, is $173,000, $74,000 I believe.
Oh, poor gal.
I didn't adjust for stupidity.
And here is her back in December complaining about it.
I'm 32 years old now.
I have over $17,000 in student loans.
Oh, you poor thing.
So pay it off!
And I didn't go to graduate school.
We can tell.
Because I knew that getting another degree would drown me in debt that I would never be able to pay off.
By buying a Tesla.
Wait, never be able to pay it?
Seriously?
This is unacceptable.
Hold on a second.
She has $17,000 in debt.
$17,000 of student loan debt.
She makes $174,000 a year.
She'd never be able to pay it back?
Gee, I hope you don't try to buy a used car.
Yeah, no kidding.
No, half of a used car.
What are you talking about?
It's really not all that much.
No, it's not.
Geez, you maybe should have pulled a bigger number.
Wait till you see how much houses cost.
Right, yeah.
Wait till you see how a garbage disposal works.
Oh boy, I hope your furnace doesn't go out.
That's so stupid.
She's like, hey, I couldn't afford to go out and get another...
Let's say that a master's is going to cost you $50,000, kind of for a middle-of-the-road degree,
but you're going to make an extra $75,000 over the course of three or four or five years.
You couldn't do the math on that and go, oh, it's not never paid off.
It's paid off in five years.
It is stupid though, you shouldn't get a master's.
I don't think you should go to college anymore.
I'm just saying that was a really poor argument.
Hey, here's actually a question before I get to some of the math.
This is genuine with twins now.
I actually am leaning towards I prefer that they don't go to university.
Potentially, yeah.
I prefer that they either go to a trade school or start a business, and I'm hoping that by that point they can just do everything online so the archaic system of degrees is no longer a problem.
Yeah, I have a fund for a trade school and college, but I really want him to consider a trade school for my son.
I have since before he was born.
Yeah, I mean it's just, it's a much quicker path, it's a much more lucrative path, and it also lends itself to, you know, you can then create a business.
Well, and I look at my own path where it's like, look, I didn't care about school, I liked making jokes.
You can do what you want with your life, you just have to honestly follow the path you want to follow.
And you just, here's the thing, you can do it.
And you can follow the path, even if it's an atypical path, if you are willing to work your ass off.
Yes, you just have to be willing to fail, too.
Deal with rejection and move forward.
You can't just think, well, 17 grand, I don't know what I'll do.
I guess that's that.
Bankruptcy, here I come.
I can't afford no Chevy Cavalier.
I mean, for crying out loud.
$174,000, and she thinks... I mean, does she have any idea that men kill themselves for less as a life insurance policy?
If I put away slightly less than 10% of my income just for one year, I could be debt free.
How about this?
How about if I don't drive a Tesla?
She drives a Tesla!
Poorly.
In Manhattan.
Well, yeah, in parks and handicapped spaces.
Yes!
I'm just saying, there's $17,000 laying around somewhere, babe.
Yeah.
Yeah, the car's $70,000.
Somewhere in there you can pay this off.
What an ass of a, just wow.
She never considered she's irresponsible with money.
Again, where does this go back to?
The problem with what, what, what, what, what, what?
Feminism in this country.
The problem with feminist ideals, not femininity.
Let's be really clear, I think we really need to separate feminism Versus femininity, because feminism is not feminine.
It's the problem of, I can't be held responsible?
What?
Can you believe that I have this debt?
Every single guy's going like, yeah.
17's not that much.
Do you have any idea what men do as far as the debt that they take on?
I would love to know how many women had their thumbs broken by the mob.
Ever.
They can pay for stuff with stuff we don't have.
She's like, did you have any idea what Citibank will do to me if I don't stow away 9% of my once a year salary?
They're gonna call me and do nothing!
Well, and I understand if somebody's listening going, hey, $17,000 is a lot of money to me.
I understand that it is a lot of money, but she took out a $17,000 loan to invest in a salary that gets her $174,000 a year.
Do you see why it's stupid?
Yes.
And by the way, I understand that in Washington, D.C.
that doesn't go a long way, like in New York City, that technically that maybe is middle class.
I get it.
But guess what?
You're all for public transit.
Why don't you live an hour out of D.C.
and take the train?
There you go.
Instead, you have to live... Does she live in Arlington, I believe?
I believe she lives in Virginia.
I believe she lives in Arlington, Virginia, in a very expensive apartment, within, likely close to walking distance, certainly public transit distance to her place of work, and she drives a Tesla!
Come on, babe, at a certain point!
I picture a man, and I remove all reason and accountability.
AOC.
Let's go through it.
She claims that her six-digit salary here makes her a middle working class icon.
That's twice the median household income in the United States.
Very not-so-much average.
Not individual.
Median.
Right?
Household.
Median household.
That means two.
Yeah.
Potentially.
It takes two, baby.
So if you make as much as four people.
Yes.
Poor girl.
Effectively.
By the way, I don't know how much it takes to get the eye fixed, but consider it.
I don't know if there's a LASIK for googly.
Go ahead and add $3,000 to that debt.
Yeah, that way you can change your driver's license for this eye type.
Googly.
And now she just whined about it!
Loan forgiveness, again, on an Instagram post!
Oh my gosh.
And by the way, PLSF, this is the abbreviation, is about service loan, public service loan forgiveness, is what she's talking about.
Let's also go through, here's one thing too, $174,000, working for the government is not just $174,000.
Right, they have travel covered by the taxpayers.
They have free airport parking.
They have an on-site gym.
The kind of insurance they have for health insurance is unbelievable.
They have special license plates allowing them privileges.
They have a much better 401k than you have.
And they have this representational allowance that can be anywhere from 1.2 to 3.3 million.
All references are available at ladderworthcrowder.com.
The point is, this is not just having $174,000 a year.
For example, business owners are vilified if they say, you're part of the top 1%.
You're making $250,000 a year.
Let's say a business owner making an individual income of $250,000 a year as opposed to suckling
at the government teat.
That gets whittled down to far less than AOC's salary if you just look at the health insurance, the retirement he has to save for himself, the actual taxes that he pays.
So there is a very skewed scale.
That's why a lot of people want to go into, it's not public service.
Here's the problem.
I think that public servants should be given enough to live and no more.
No more.
I think there should be no financial incentive to go into public office.
None whatsoever.
The only president who we really know was Donald Trump.
We know that he was taking a pay cut when he became president.
Now you can argue that maybe some people do it for power, people do it for ego.
Sure.
But let's remove that corruptor of the soul.
Right?
Money.
There should be no financial incentives.
I am a servant!
Really?
Not so much.
By the way, you know what she said in that Instagram post?
She said that the reason that there is corruption in government is because you pay people so little and it forces them to have to make ends meet somehow.
What?
I'm not kidding.
She uses the insider trading thing and saying, this is the unintended consequence.
By not paying us enough money, people will go out and make ends meet by doing insider trading.
That's why you were fellating Adam Schiff.
Absolutely.
What?
Allegedly.
No, I meant her.
Allegedly.
Yeah, allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
It's true, you know, when you remove all options, then Eric Swalwell has to bang his ninth Chinese spy.
That's what I was going to say.
I thought she was a traitor, and she is.
That's her argument.
Again, let's compare directly to Amber Heard.
Yes, I took a poop in his bed, but you made me do it!
Yes, I hit Johnny Depp, but you made me do it!
Yes, I'm financially corrupt, but you made me do it!
You don't pay me enough!
Is there ever any accountability?
A random woman.
A random woman there in D.C.
right now.
And she has the exact same mindset as AOC.
Is there ever anything that is AOC's fault?
With feminists, is there ever?
Genuine question.
What is your fault?
Hey, what is your responsibility, women, when it comes to a baby?
What responsibility there?
Sex?
Protection?
Ah, I'm allergic to latex!
Use lambskin!
I don't want to!
I've been using that one for years.
Yeah, but it doesn't really work if you just use rabbit skin with a zip tie.
That's true.
It's not a DIY.
AOC!
Ah!
Ah!
Student loans!
Is it your responsibility?
Money, and the reason that everyone here in DC is corrupt, is that at all your fault?
Can you do something?
Didn't you go there, into office, to try and fix it?
Well, my only fix is you pay me more!
Well, my only fix is you pay for my abortion!
Well, my only fix is you absolve my student debt!
Is there ever any accountability?
And you wonder why 40-something percent of young men don't want to get married.
Right.
Did you seek out the institution so that you could go to a university, apply there and to several other institutions so that you could possibly get in and then sign a document that said here's how you pay for it and pray to God that you got approved?
Right.
And now you're complaining that you got approved, got to the university that you wanted to go to, and now you have a little bit of debt which you knew you would have in the first place?
Yeah.
It's kind of like Colin Kaepernick saying that the NFL is slavery and then trying really hard to get into it.
I need tryouts for slavery!
Give me a tryout!
Then casting hundreds of people and picking the ones that looked most like slaves.
Yes, exactly.
Even though I'm still not convinced he himself is a black guy.
No, why?
Well, if you look at his high school pictures, he's not.
We all remember that 12 years a slave when he runs back.
He's blacker than Sean King.
It's the Prodigal Slave!
What is the tax bracket of somebody like AOC too?
Is it nothing or does she... I don't know what the marginal tax rate is.
I bet it's lower for somebody like her.
Well it depends if you also again they have a they have an allowance so it's like it's all offset.
A 1.2 million dollar allowance?
Yeah.
I mean think about this we were sitting here we were going like and by the way do consider don't we have a promo code token on for cultural appropriation month?
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Today's gonna go long just because we're waiting to see what happens with the Supreme Court.
So this is kind of a, you know, we're, we have plenty of stories to get to when I'm waiting to see what Ginger Snap has there at the turf protest.
We were scraping together pennies going like, alright, can we send out- how many cameramen can we send out?
Okay, one.
The answer is one.
We can send out Gingersnip.
Sorry, you don't get security.
Meanwhile, she can have a two point something million dollar allowance.
What for?
What for?
Just drive your Tesla into work and shut up.
Also, why does somebody who's making decisions for this country have a $17,000 education?
That's just her debt left.
Well, that's just her debt left.
Yes.
And it's been deferred.
Are we sure?
I'm not even convinced that that's a student loan.
She's not that old.
No.
Yeah.
A bartender student.
Yeah, my, look, I went.
It's a student loan.
I went to University of Amex.
I'm pretty sure that's what I paid for community college and I paid cash from selling weed.
Allegedly, Dave.
Allegedly.
Other than the convictions.
The other ones are alleged.
Allegedly.
Well, I learned stuff about film and I was like, I don't want to learn the other stuff and I left.
Is that why you went to film school?
Yeah, I just learned about film.
That's what I did too.
I went to film school.
And then I didn't want to take the classes because I didn't want to know about the stuff.
I was an A student my first year and then I had nightmares about the transcripts my second year because I was doing stand-up and I remember I actually had the realization where my Spanish teacher And I deserved to fail Spanish.
I thought it would be really easy if I just wrote in French because I speak French and then add an O. Turns out there's quite a bit more to it than that.
And she said, uh, I don't know what you're thinking.
What do you think?
You're trying to be the class clown?
You think you're going to be in the Just for Laughs or something?
And I'd gotten a call the week before that I made it in.
And I was like, why am I here?
What am I doing?
This is such a waste of my time.
Yes, I'll be in Just for Laughs.
Bye.
Bye, O. Which wasn't even that big of a deal.
It was just a local, you know, it's just, that's what we knew in Montreal.
Anyways.
Okay.
Let's get to Ezra Miller, the pedophile.
Geez he's on the run. He's on the lamb movie star. He's on the lamb like an old like a trojan
He's a it sucks for the lamb. He's on the old lamb skin the old lamb skin Jimmy hat
Never understood that expression. He's on the lamb Someone ride a lamb away from the authorities at some point
that would be very impractical someone can explain it to me And I'll sound really stupid like actually it just comes
from the Latin term It was like something something something romance languages
and what have you it's off the lamb So Ezra Miller you may not know this he's the flash
What a-aptly named!
What a coincidence.
He also plays a troubled person in the Dumbledore series.
He's missing after two families accused him of grooming one child and harassing another and actually on June 18th the judge granted a protective order for the second victim.
A Western Massachusetts mother has been granted a protection order by Greenfield District Court on behalf of her son against Hollywood actor Ezra Miller.
The court order issued on Wednesday doesn't contain specific allegations, but did say it was issued with advance notice due to, quote, substantial likelihood of immediate danger of harassment.
This mother spoke with NBC News under the condition of anonymity saying that she and her child first met Miller in February.
She soon grew suspicious of Miller as they continued to offer her child gifts even after rejecting earlier officers.
Miller has been no stranger to controversy in recent months after a series of arrests in Hawaii and a similar protection order filed earlier this month in North Dakota.
See, that's how it ties in Pacific Islands.
So, the photographs, their text, their eyewitness accounts to corroborate the story.
In other words, this wasn't just a he-said slash he-said story with Ezra Miller.
There was a lot of evidence, right?
This guy has, at the very least, done some inappropriate stuff, if not outright sexual assault.
Yeah.
So, February, let me give you the timeline here a little bit.
February 2nd.
Ezra Miller, The Flash.
By the way, Big Tech has started cracking down.
The term groomer is actually, I'm quite positive, is a term that gets throttled now.
Really?
Yeah, because they've tried to say that's a conspiracy term where they're trying to say that liberals are a cabal of pedophiles.
No, no, no, not all, just a lot.
So February 2nd, Miller allegedly began harassing a mother and her 12-year-old son.
Continued for months.
March 29th, it was reported that Miller was arrested in Hawaii for disorderly conduct, harassment.
Then, uh, on April 19th, he was arrested, charged with second-degree assault.
And then, uh, June 7th, this guy just cannot stay out of... being an asshole!
Wow.
June 7th, the parents of Takota Iron Eyes...
That's always their term.
Like, oh yeah, Takota Ironized.
Takota Iron Bullshit.
This could be on the parents on this one.
One who bullshits.
Bear.
Takota Ironized.
Did they even use iron, the Native Americans, before they came out?
I'm pretty sure they used bones for their, uh, actually, like, bones for their, uh, for their arrows.
Could someone fact check that?
I don't think they used iron.
They didn't.
They used it for their tomahawks.
I don't think they did.
Yeah, they used bone.
Yeah, that's right.
They did.
Yeah, they used bone for their tomahawks.
I don't think they used iron.
And if they did, they didn't know that it was iron.
They certainly didn't call it iron.
They weren't smelting.
So June 7th, the parents of Takata Iron Eyes filed for protective order against Miller, alleging he drugged and groomed this girl when she was 12.
Miller has since, so he's an equal opportunity molester, boys and girls.
Wow, what a good guy.
Come one, come all to Ezra Miller.
He's since disappeared with Takata and posted memes mocking the inability of authorities to locate him.
You'll get a kick out of this by the way.
So at the beginning of that, when we talked about the February 12th incidents, they invited Ezra over for a board game.
Because he knew somebody that they knew, right?
So they were at a neighbor's house.
Ezra Miller was over there.
Who did?
One of Ezra's friends was friends with this couple.
They went to a board game.
The couple of the child?
Yeah.
And so the child was there, the mom was there, and the mom dresses goth, which should have been one of the tip-offs here.
But they were playing Parcheesi.
She dresses goth as all good Cheyenne tribesmen do.
Well, dressed goth, and that'll be relevant in just a second.
One who purchases at high Hot topic.
This isn't the Indian... Oh, it's not Takata.
Oh, it's the other one.
The other parents.
Yeah, February 12th.
So, Ezra's playing Parcheesi and snaps and says something about it being cultural appropriation for one of the questions or topics they were covering and starts yelling at somebody.
And then the goth lady asks a question and he starts berating her for dressing goth and starting to make comments like, to the child, Your outfit looks so fantastic.
I love your fashion.
This is great.
Tell me a little bit more about your shoes and being very, very awkward.
Was the dad there?
The dad was there.
The dad said something.
Ezra Miller opens up his jacket, has a flak jacket on and a firearm and says, making comments like that will end up in a very serious situation.
This person is absolutely crazy.
Yeah, this is a very dangerous person.
Absolutely crazy.
You don't invite this person over to play board games.
No, you don't.
You don't invite him over, period, unless it's, you know, Well, then this person's, the child said that they liked horses.
To kill him.
What a weird evening.
Two months later, Ezra Miller shows up at their house dressed as a cowboy.
Well, it's better than The Flash, I guess.
And here's the thing, there are so many red flags there, but we can't say it, right?
Hey, hey, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm blatant, I'm, I'm bisexual.
Okay, okay, that's fine, that's completely, okay.
And also, by the way, I hang around with kids.
Okay, alright, we understand it.
And by the way, that's cultural appropriation.
Okay, I guess.
I like dressing like a cowboy and doing hyper-sexual as well.
You know what?
Your choice is just as legitimate as mine.
And then we act like we're surprised?
Would any of us be surprised if a good portion of those people over there at SCOTUS right now, or this TERF protest, are sexual deviants?
No.
They are.
I guarantee it.
Cry it out loud!
It's what happens when you just let everybody do anything that they want because you're okay with them being sexual.
That's the whole thing.
There's sexually weird and you're like, great!
Fantastic.
Oh, he showed us a gun.
I would say something if he weren't gay with my son.
Well, I can't say something about him because it's they.
Right, that's right.
He's they.
The article said it several times and I'm like, wow.
At what point do you have permission to just be a dick to the person who wants neutral pronouns, right?
You know what, if I'm a journalist I go, uh, they, because that's a... You know what, not only does the grammar bother me as a journalist, but, raped a kid!
I'm gonna write he!
Think if we're still catering to a child rapist who wants to be they!
Oh, the creepy pedos here, dressed up like a cowboy.
Good.
I said I liked horses.
Probably shouldn't have said that.
We'll go with hiatsi this time, because we know how offended you were at Parcheesi.
Yes, of course.
Our bad.
Do you like to play Hungry Hungry Gay Men?
Yes.
Have you ever seen the game called Wahoo?
Right up your alley.
Let's play clue, because we don't have one.
Let's play marbles.
Oh, you want to stuff as many in my mouth and see how long it takes before I can't... I said I didn't know where to plant!
It's the game of life.
Yours won't be long.
Let's play telephone.
I'm calling the cops.
They don't care.
Well, people say I'm threatening.
If I'm a dad...
And we're talking about the situation.
I'm a dad and he's sexually, you know, commenting on my child.
And I've said, hey, don't do that.
And then he shows that he's willing, he's willing to go to violence just to continue sexually accosting my son.
If that man comes back to my house, he gets shot.
There's a problem.
Yeah.
I'm not saying you go out because you don't like his shitty show.
No.
What I'm saying is, hey, hey, hey, don't say sexual stuff to my son.
And he shows me a gun?
In my house, I would have been like, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'll be right back.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click, bang, bang, bang, reload, click, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Then you get the steak and the garlic, just to be safe.
Maybe a silver bullet.
Whatever it takes.
Well, you pee on the ashes.
I'm just saying.
And by the way, just so you know, we spoke with Hawaiian police yesterday evening.
So, according to their dispatch, there are no charges pending in Hawaii right now.
But there is an APB out for him regarding a theft in April.
Oh, yeah, I think I'll take care of this
Hmm?
you Well, he looks pretty relaxed.
Yeah, it does seem like it.
Alright, well that seems like, uh...
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that seems like he's having a good time.
I wasn't kidding.
You're what?
You're gonna- Wait.
I said I'll take care of it.
Okay.
And I will take care of it.
Oh, okay.
We're in the middle of a show.
Yeah.
Oh jeez, okay.
I'll be back.
I guess he's really gonna go into it.
Well, I think he gets inspired.
You know, he doesn't have a high tolerance for really any of this pedophile stuff.
Oh my gosh!
Bring up CNN!
Bring it up!
Come on!
Look at this!
This is CNN breaking news.
Oh!
At least there's a happy ending.
All you needed was Troy Polamalu.
There we go.
I don't know how to say that name.
Uh, Dave.
Thanks for being back.
No trouble at all.
We appreciate it.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Just refreshing myself.
With a Coke Zero?
Mmm.
You gonna chug the whole thing?
Oh no.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Yum.
You've just guaranteed yourself tooth decay.
There's a lot of money in the zero calorie beverage.
It's refreshing after tackling a pedophile.
I love how this program is more of a liability when we actually plug sponsors who don't want to be associated with it.
They're gonna call us and be like, never promote us again.
Like, never promote Coke.
We're like, nah, right.
And the next time we just have a Pepsi can up, but then we pull off the label.
That's no Coke!
That's no Coke!
Gotcha.
And RC Cola's like, guys, we'd love some spots.
Dr. Thunder.
I also drank a gallon of Head & Shoulders before I did that.
Ah, yes.
Which, by the way, reminds me, you might want to go to a doctor, Dave.
Yeah.
It would explain the pain.
Yeah, why you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes before the show.
That's true.
I think it was the Cheesecake Factory.
I ordered three slices last night, stayed up crying.
I think it's mostly the head and shoulders.
He washed it down with some nice Nizerol.
Now, let me know when Ginger Snap, if he's over there at the turf protest, and until then, let's continue here.
The State Department just released a video, or didn't just release a video, but recent enough that I'm mad about it.
Yeah, well you should be.
Do you want to go to him real fast?
Is he up there?
Oh, okay, alright.
Let's hit the stinger.
It's time to do Ginger Snap, Scotus, watch.
Alright, so he is down.
So Ginger Snap, can you hear me?
Is he being chased by the police?
He's either being chased by the police or he's at a Fisher-Price exhibit.
Okay.
We got him.
Alright, Ginger Snap.
Thank you for being here with us, sir.
Now, I am willing to bet, before you say a word, that is an attractive lady who looks
like she has herself together.
Conservative?
Well, I don't know her political affiliation, but I know where she stands on the females
movement, or men and females towards debate.
Okay, alright, well let's get to it.
So she kind of set up, she came over from the Supreme Court because people got done
protesting there, ran over here, and there is Kim.
Will you look over there real quick?
They're doing, uh, basically keep biological males out of female sports.
So they're asking, so they are anti-biological males in female sports?
Yes, this group over here is anti-biological males.
And of course you can probably guess what this group over here is.
I can guess and I don't think the term is one that we're allowed to say on YouTube.
Uh, bitches.
The ones that don't look like they play sports?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, the ones who, I mean, maybe a little bit of shuffleboard.
Okay, so tell us who we're talking with here and what our involvement is.
You wanted to do this shit, Ginger Snap!
This was your idea!
He's next to a pretty girl and he loses it.
I love how we're doing this with an earbud, by the way.
Can't hear her.
We can't hear her.
I think you're covering the mic or the earbud isn't aimed at her.
This is low budget.
No, we cannot hear anything there, Lane.
You got your thumb on the mic.
Ginger Snap, you have your thumb on the mic.
I think you need to hold the earbud aiming at her.
Yeah, there you go.
Let's see if that works.
How's that?
Let's hear her.
Can you hear her?
No, I think the earbud is broken.
You might just be better off putting them in your ears.
Ask her if it's okay if you get your face really close to hers.
Put them both in your ears, because the mic is auto-detecting.
Put them both in your ears.
Put both earbuds in your ears.
No, both in your ears.
Put them both in your ears and just lean in.
Are we good?
Let me hear her now.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay, my name is Riley Gaines.
Bye!
Kentucky where I was on the swim team.
And Leah Thomas and I this past March at our NCAA Championships tied in the 200 yard freestyle.
And when we tied the NCAA handed the trophy to Thomas because they only had one and told me that
Leah needed to hold the trophy for photo purposes but mine would eventually come in the mail.
So I am here using my voice trying to stand up for Title IX and stand up for women in sports.
And it will come in the mail?
Hold on a second.
She tied Leah Thomas?
She tied Leah Thomas?
So it's a tie.
Yeah, we went the exact same time, which is pretty rare in swimming, down to the 100.
So they obviously only had one 5th place trophy.
But they told me I could pose with the 6th place, but Thomas needed the 5th place trophy for photo purposes.
I'm in the mail-in, and I questioned him.
I said, OK, can I ask you why you're adamant on Thomas having the trophy rather than me?
And he said, well, we're just basing it off chronological order.
And so at this point, I'm like, OK, well, what are we being chronological about?
Because maybe I'm missing something, but we tie.
And he just looked at me and said, good swim, period.
And so that's when I kind of realized that not only were we forced to compete against men, we were Maybe Leah Thomas's penis crossed first.
Can you imagine being someone who would prefer a photo of Leah Thomas than her?
Oh my goodness.
Lane, say it.
I'm not sure if any magazines would want Leah Thomas's photo compared to hers, but I do agree with that.
Yeah, I just can't imagine.
It's like, ah, no, let's go with this one.
For potentially men's health.
I don't know.
So, has the NCAA said anything to you since then?
No, the NCAA has not said anything to me.
They haven't taken accountability for anyone.
There's been tons of letters sent, tons of different organizations reaching out.
They refuse to comment on anything.
Let me ask her something.
Would she be willing to go with you over to those protesters to tell her story and see what their reaction is?
Because for them to actually meet someone who has been directly affected by a man and woman's sports, maybe they might have some empathy.
Do you want to ask her and see if she'd be willing to go over with you?
Yeah, I'll ask her.
So he's just wondering if you have ever talked to or would talk to one of them and explain your story to him.
I mean, I would.
Obviously, they're trying to get the riot going because they don't want people to hear all this common sense that's being spewed over here.
That's true.
So I would be very willing to.
It seems more so that they are the unwilling ones.
I would get that jacked guy behind her, though, to go over there.
Yeah, it's a monster.
Yeah.
On the left of the screen.
Yeah, yeah, that dude who's right there, yeah, seriously, dude, looks like the Hulk.
Okay, well, you know what, Lane?
Let's keep you on the line and see if you and this lovely lady, if you go over and just let us know when you talk with those people.
What I would just like is for her to tell her story And see what these women say.
Because, you know, they've always said men shouldn't have an opinion on this, and so we just went from that at the abortion issue to right now I would love to hear them discuss with a woman who had her trophy effectively taken by a biological male.
So let me know when you get over there, good or bad, what happens.
Okay, yeah, I'll shoot a line and we'll figure something out.
And we'll make sure that you get her phone number to get her to sign a release not because you're single.
Yeah, yeah, excellent.
Thank you, Ginger Snap.
We'll check back in.
Yes!
You take that down.
That's how skewed I... Oh, it's just this... Oh, oh, you think she's prettier than Leah Thomas because of society?
Yes, I think she's prettier than Leah Thomas because of society.
Biology says something to do with it.
Or just the fact that that's what men are attracted to.
Oh, you mean pretty, feminine, nice?
Or the fact that she's obviously an excellent athlete.
And articulate!
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
There's... People would... We were just talking about this.
They would try and paint conservative Christians and say they were trying to censor content before and now it's... No, no, no.
Look.
A parental advisory warning is not censoring content.
A rating system for age propriety so that parents can do their job?
You can still change the channel if you don't like it.
Yeah.
It's just that parents need to be informed as to these decisions.
So, when you look at what the Christian Right was asking for, it'd be very similar to food labels.
In other words, a food label can't say, this is 40 grams of sugar, when it's actually 80 grams of sugar.
Christian conservatives were just saying, it needs to say 80 grams of sugar, because we're parents, and maybe my kid's a diabetic.
That's the issue that happened there.
Now, they're just trying to literally drown out voices with whom they disagree.
By that same token, You know, it used to be people on the left who were, everything was, bitches and whores, right, the objective, it wasn't Christian conservatives who objectified women, but now we're accused of objectifying, by saying, she's very pretty.
She's a very pretty woman, and I guarantee, you know who else was saying that?
Every single straight male and objective female watching right now, comment below.
Comment below.
Is that not, and I don't mean in any type of an inappropriate way, is that not a more attractive Well, and let's just put it this way.
out there objectively. Do you think it's do you think that it's it's demeaning? Do
you think it's objectification for men to say, oh good-looking articulate woman
that's someone who I'd like as an ambassador not the chick with a dick.
Well and let's just put it this way if your only argument is coming with a cow
bell you're full of shit. They're just trying to disturb people.
Yeah, it's not... It's enough already.
That's just... I mean, for crying out... Just think of how... What would we say?
Would we say...
A couple hundred hours total have changed my mind that have gone up.
Where we've gone up and we listen and we talk.
Think of the most heated it's ever gotten.
Think of the most asshole-ish that we've ever been.
And compare it to just clank, clank, clank, clank, clank, clank.
Is that a woman who actually worked hard to get into a swim?
No, no, no.
She can't talk clank, clank, clank, clank, clank.
No, and the people that have debated you, I mean, for the most part, aren't the ones that show up with a boombox and stuff like that.
They've sat there and talked to you.
They're not debates, they're conversations!
Yeah, I shouldn't say debates, yeah.
The people that sit there and talk to you aren't the ones that are standing there ten feet away, afraid to actually talk to you.
I know.
You know, blaring a boombox or whatever it is they do.
This is ridiculous.
I mean, this girl is 100% right.
Can we have someone Google her in the control room there and see?
Because she said she tied Leah Thomas, if I'm not mistaken.
University of Kentucky Summer.
Did she say in the 200 or the 100?
I think it was the 200.
She said it was down to 1 hundredth of a second so it couldn't be decided.
In the 200.
So let's find out who she is.
So he just, Leah Thomas just won by a glands penis.
Oh, and the fact that she's taller.
Well, maybe.
He's taller?
Not necessarily taller, but bigger hands that touch stuff.
Yeah.
Flippers.
Mitts.
I guess, yeah, the foreskin.
Something happened.
This is the whole point.
Nobody wants to have a conversation.
They just want to go and yell and bang things and make some noise and say, our voices... No, your voices weren't heard.
You were annoying.
That was it.
These are the same people, by the way, who just said no men should have opinions on abortion.
Which, by the way, in other words, no men should have an opinion on saving the life of a seven-month-old girl in the womb because that's sexist.
And those same people now went to protest the women saying biological men shouldn't be taking over actual female spaces.
You just saw it in real time!
Yes.
No vagina, no opinion!
How about no vagina, no women's sports?
Fascist?
Third Reich much?
It makes no sense.
I know.
It honestly makes no sense that you're... Yeah, men should never talk about abortion, but we do feel that any man should be able to fight a woman in a boxing ring.
Yes.
Yes.
We do believe that any man should be able to fight... Just watch the rabbit punches.
I want good clean breaks, Bob and Tina.
Yeah, what were you saying?
Nothing below the belt for...
Her.
Yes.
Her penis.
You can punch her in the vagina.
Alright, Tokunawa's trying to come in.
Sorry.
Yeah, that was Riley Gaines.
I got the picture right here.
Oh, sorry.
Why would you do that to us?
Oh my God!
Look at her poor face!
Can you just put that back up real quick?
Remember how I guessed she was taller?
Oh, that could also be the podium, because even though they placed at the exact same, they put Leah Thomas up higher.
Oh, right, right.
For the photo op.
No, I think she- I think she- No, I'm not gonna do this bullshit.
I think he's on an elevated platform.
Can we pan out?
Yeah, can we?
Is it further?
Is there a full body shot?
No.
Well, no, no.
With a blur tool?
They only allow, you know, from the waist up for Lea Thomas.
Yeah, like back when they did the Tom Jones Variety Hour?
Because the balls are hanging out of a woman's bathing suit?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They have a new bathing suit with cupped areas for women.
Oh, right.
She's wearing a jockstrap.
That's how Orono pronounces it.
It's stupid.
Here's the thing.
It's evil disguised as stupid.
Look, the devil's never going to show up in a creaky coffin in a haunted house.
The devil shows up in a way that seems appealing.
The devil shows up in a way that subverts what you think is normal.
The devil shows up and says that evil, right?
Something about the Bible saying they will call evil good.
And good evil.
And good evil.
We just saw that in real time.
They will call good evil the valuing of human life.
And by the way, what I'm saying, this is something we're all on board with.
They call good evil, in the sense of, we say, how about you don't have an abortion, at seven months.
That's policy, just to be clear.
They will call that good evil, and they will call the evil a man beating a woman And I don't, not just figuratively, physically, they call that good.
Yeah.
Well, they call killing children at nine months good.
Good.
Good.
And we don't say that because we're like exaggerating.
No, if you elect to have an abortion and your child is at nine months and the child comes out and is born alive, we have video evidence of the doctor saying, we'll keep that child comfortable and we'll, we'll, we'll essentially let them die.
That was the whole point to this.
We've certainly discussed that I'm more liberal on it than you.
Nine months is not abortion.
There's no way to look at it like an abortion.
Also, if you hang the picture of you beating her in your house and show that to people...
It's just, I don't understand.
This is my crowning achievement.
This is when I won the female swim competition.
Well, I tied, but they gave it to me because of my dick.
It's a handicap in female swimming.
You know what they call evil?
You know what they call evil?
Me liking my women to have a real vagina and or tits.
They say that's evil.
What?
You're going to discriminate?
You know what I think is evil?
A man who's lived as a man his entire life beating up women in the cage, or in boxing, even swimming, even non-contact sports.
I think that's evil.
You think it's evil that I, like a woman, to have been born a female.
Guys, there is no middle ground here on this.
There really isn't a middle ground.
When people try and say, oh there's a middle ground because I think that transgender individuals should be allowed to live, of course that's not a middle ground!
No one who's on the right is saying that you should go and beat up transgender individuals who just happen to identify as something that they think they are in their life.
That's not a middle ground!
Because none of us are advocating against that!
That's not a middle ground.
If you believe that, and you also believe that they shouldn't compete in women's sports, or that biology is a real thing, you are now a conservative.
Who are you going to put labels on it, man?
Because the DNC, the Democratic platform, puts a policy statement out on it.
The former Vice President, Joe Biden of the United States, said the most important thing you can do with your young child is affirm their gender, meaning
affirm whatever it is that they identify to be.
I don't know, I think the most important thing you could do is feed, clothe them, teach them right from wrong.
Educate.
Maybe be grateful that you live in a country that's so amazing that you can just make shit up.
It just used to be that we were like, go make it up and do it on your own time.
Yeah.
Never before.
It's part of my language, but it's just unbelievable.
I really don't like the fact that you can look at that and go, well, that just means you're anti-trans, you're hateful.
No, it doesn't.
The fact that a man tied with a woman in a sport and you automatically go for the man who's dressed as the woman is ridiculous.
Sorry.
Oh, I was right!
No, she isn't.
She is on an elevated podium.
No, she's not.
I don't think so.
By the way, did they put a stripper pole behind the girl?
She's not.
They're on the same thing.
They're on the same thing.
They're on the same podium?
Yep.
She's still tied with her.
Can you bring it up again?
Even though she's a foot taller than her.
Well, you're not considering the bun.
Oh, my bad.
That's true.
The bun is very high.
Well, that's a front shot.
We don't see any buns.
She's two feet taller than her.
Should we admonish her?
No!
Hair bun, you dork!
Oh, admonish Stephen for being wrong.
No!
Yeah, you were wrong.
No, you don't admonish me.
You were wrong!
No, I think you had the right to think that.
Buns!
Because why would any logic think that somebody would be that much taller than the other person and they still tied when that one was granted?
You know what's bizarre to me?
I don't know.
I have no explanation.
Do you ever have something that just pops into your head and you have no explanation for it?
Like, I don't know why.
Every time I see Aaliyah... Bring it up.
Bring that picture up.
For some reason, every time I see Aaliyah Thomas, I hear the Taco Bell gong.
I'd like to hear what an actual trans person would have to say about this.
Yeah.
I would like to- I think an actual- I think any trans person would probably agree that that's bullshit.
Pardon again, sorry, but I bet you that- I'm still really distraught over the fact- I don't know why I hear the Taco Bell gong.
The bell, sorry.
I think it's kind of funny that there were four women faster than the man that was in the field.
Well, he was holding back.
So 200 is not his, they's event.
Just on height she should have won.
Just on height.
No that's not the Taco Bell bell.
It's like dong.
Working with what we got.
It's kind of like that poor girl had to work with what she has
against a man for crying out loud.
And she was missing an oar.
Do you know how I know?
The winner should have to pay off AOC's debt.
We had a girl kicker on my football team in grade school.
grade school.
You were on Necessary Roughness?
And she got smoked one time where everyone just thought, she's gonna die.
Yeah.
And she ended up being fine.
She was a trooper, but she shouldn't have been out there.
Yeah.
My son's seven, so they do let girls on the team.
Yeah.
And like, when you got a girl out at first, it's like... Yay.
Who does he play for?
Little Giants?
Yes.
Rick Moranis is the coach.
I had a weird dream about Rick Moranis last night.
I think it's because I was reading on the hate crimes and then it took me down a rabbit hole of Rick Moranis being punched in New York City.
But for some reason I had a dream that I needed to hire him as a babysitter.
And I was like, well, he's gotta be a good one.
I mean, he shrunk the kids, but he brought them back.
How did we have the same dream?
He's a problem solver.
Had a great adventure.
Maybe it wasn't a dream at all.
It just comes in hand again.
Team Master.
Is Dinner Snap there? Were they able to go and talk with anybody?
Tell her story?
Sorry, he hasn't gotten back to me just yet.
Okay, because I would love to hear.
I'm really curious.
By the way, Cher, You know what?
If we get- because we're supposed to go to Mug Club.
If there are 10,000 likes here in the next five minutes, we'll continue until we get something more from Gingersnap live down there.
Because we're, you know, supposed to go to Mug Club.
That's part of our deal.
By the way, we need to warn him.
I think I saw a ring, so he needs to be nice.
What?
And not hit on this girl.
She has a ring?
I think she has a ring.
I noticed that too, but it's probably because she doesn't want to get hit on.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Or she's not wearing it when she swims because of the drag.
You need every inch you can get when competing against a man.
How dare you.
You're supposed to be Magnum PI, man.
What happened to you?
Really, you should be suave.
No, you told me that I was the mortgage Tom Selleck.
Now I'm just a douchebag.
How do you think you sell reverse mortgages?
It's housewives, stupid!
You're the avocado Tom Selleck.
Old people.
He was the one stealing water from the dams for his avocado farm.
Of course!
You know how much water it takes to grow avocados?
What else am I going to do?
And he doesn't even like them.
But they're worth money.
So that's why I do it.
I steal your homes.
Do we want to go to the Secretary's Office of Diversity and Inclusion?
I guess we'll just keep going today.
It's kind of like a live stream and you let me know if we hit those likes.
Like I said, 10,000 likes.
The next five minutes we'll continue going because this is on the ground.
We have no idea what's going to happen.
Maybe Gingersnap gets punched.
By the way, find someone who will punch Gingersnap.
Maybe he met his future wife.
Who knows?
Maybe she... Look, he's trying to make up for it now.
See?
Yeah.
Yeah, Mr. Cockblock is now like, hey, who knows?
It wasn't me, so much as the wedding ring that was the cock block.
Whatever you're saying, Ms.
Thang.
Also, someone who thinks they're interesting, Leah Thomas, is cocked-blocked by a cock.
Sword-blocked.
Sword-blocked.
King Arthur'd.
That's gotta be a thing now.
The only worse cock-block than Gerald is Chris Hansen.
By the way, that's a Nick DiPaolo joke, just so you know, because I don't want to say whatever he... Mr. Cockblock, Chris Hansen, has to come over.
Hey, have a seat for a minute.
So brutal.
It was just women with penises.
Alright, okay.
So we'll move on to Ginger Snap once he gets her in front of one of those other lovely ladies, because the contrast won't be stark.
The State Department released this video explaining its new Twitter handle, the Secretary's Office of Diversity and Inclusion.
Now just so you know, there's not a Photoshop coming, this is not a joke.
Not a joke!
So Ambassador Gina Abercrombie with Stanley, who looks like Marv in Home Alone 2 after he tried to use the faucet that was hooked up to a generator, explained the purpose of this handle.
Secretary Blinken made it clear in his confirmation hearing that he would judge the success of his tenure based on how well he could build a State Department that reflects the rich diversity of our nation.
Our DEIA work rests on three principles.
Intentionality, transparency, and accountability.
When it comes to transparency, we have established an agency DEIA-focused data team to provide, for the first time ever, a detailed picture of who we are as an organization, broken down by race, gender, disability status, employment category, grade, rank, and job series.
It's about creating incentives that reward those who advance DEIA, as well as strengthen consequences for those who discriminate, harass, or employ bullying or other toxic management practices in the workplace.
When we advance transparency, accountability, and accessibility for the most underrepresented in our institution, this inherently creates a more equitable meritocracy for everyone.
It's a win-win for all.
If you just thought you just heard a bunch of redundancies and oxymorons like equitable meritocracy, yes.
Equitability, the way the left defines it, has to be mandated.
It has to be orchestrated.
She just said it.
Categorized.
It's like you took a wish list of all the things that Steven Crowder hates as qualifiers and put them in her mouth and blah.
Classified by race.
Classified by gender identity?
Disability?
And she's just going through a list and then saying, it'll be an equitable meritocracy.
Well, which is it?
And then she wants to provide incentives for the disabled.
She's going to be dangling a carrot in front of the guy with a wheelchair?
You can do it!
Get up and walk, I know it!
Hi, I'm the one picture... Exactly what I was going to say.
You stepped on your punchline with a picture.
Sometimes a picture's worth a thousand jokes.
It's true.
Oh my gosh.
This couldn't go wrong at all.
No, and let me again read the handle for you because I can't go by rotos.
The Secretary's Office of Diversity and Inclusion.
George Orwell couldn't write it stupider.
No, they just said, hi, I'm here from the office of the meek shall inherit the earth.
Yes.
And she described a social credit score, and she said she was going to gather data to grade intentionality.
Think about that for a second.
A social credit score.
Hold on a second.
A question.
Let me ask a question here for people who think that this sounds good.
How will this data be collected?
how will it be used?
Could it be factored into promotions?
Could it be factored into department funding?
Will someone be penalized for being, because she just named, right, social class,
race, gender, identity, did she say orientation and gender?
She didn't say orientation.
Didn't say orientation.
You said gender identity.
Disability status, job classification.
So am I gonna be penalized for, Is someone going to be penalized for being a straight white guy?
And by the way, it's not like there isn't precedent that's been set for a social credit system.
And no, I'm not just talking about that Black Mirror episode that you all saw.
You know how it worked for China, right?
China has a social credit system, and people can and are punished for things like playing video games too long, wasting money, things like posts on social media.
And by the way, the punishments can be from as light like travel restrictions, to being barred from businesses and education, to being barred from certain regions like that one guy who was a mixed martial arts fighter who beat up all the old Kung Fu masters.
And he was barred from travel!
Yeah, barred from travel.
For winning fights!
You can have a bank account taken away from you.
Your social media posts, if they don't comply with what the regime is saying, they can be downgraded.
You can have fewer friends in that circle.
If you're a friend of somebody like that, by being their friend, you can actually have your score lowered, and so it really further isolates these people.
It's absolutely oiling.
You can have a strike on your account, basically, for buying too many video games.
Not necessarily even playing them, but look at all of what you just said.
How will you know all those things if the government is spying on every single thing that you are doing?
That's exactly what they're talking about here, right?
No, I'm not saying if, I'm saying that's the only way to do it and they're saying this is what we're doing.
No, I know what I'm saying is they already are.
Our federal government is just now saying the same thing.
We're going to monitor every single thing that you do and determine if you get punishments For not being inclusive enough.
Or if you get rewarded for being inclusive.
But then we're going to have a meritocracy.
So it doesn't matter how good you are, if you accidentally mispronounce somebody.
Yeah, and by the way, that meritocracy worked perfectly for Leah Thomas and the woman who came in at the exact same time, but Leah Thomas got the trophy instead.
Well, it's because she was a more, you know... It's a meritocracy.
It's a meritocracy.
Well, if you buy that video game, it's fine.
2022 EA Sports Swimming.
Yeah, exactly.
You're just balls on the cover.
Your talent points are just maxed out on strength and speed, Leah Thomas.
Nobody else can even come close.
It's like you're constantly in Street Fighter but in super turbo mode and nobody else is.
Because of the penis, just to be clear.
That's a callback.
Here's another question that I have while we're talking about this, because again, these are ideas that sound good, inclusivity.
How will this emphasis on the inclusivity actually, for example, affect what the department actually does?
Let's keep in mind, the State Department, it advises the former vice president right now, usually presidents, on foreign policy issues.
So think about this.
Do you think that we'll be better off in critical negotiations with China?
If they depend on some diversity hire?
They depend on some transgender individual in a wheelchair?
Or at the very least, a walker with a parking brake on?
How does these people from these departments, or the people who meet the qualifications of these departments, women, gays, trans, whatever, genderqueer, so many... Look, we're here at 52, or at least we were at 52 genders on Facebook, I don't know how many there are now.
Could be more.
In Iran they're still at two!
They haven't even gotten to really the third one.
You think we're going to go in there and have a negotiation?
Iran?
Saudi Arabia?
Yemen?
These aren't just hypotheticals!
This is the problem that we are facing, is when the theoretical of academia, a place where no one is actually held accountable for what they teach, and it doesn't work.
When that permeates into the real world, unfortunately.
This is a lady from academia who believes in modern gender theory, but that is going to be the basis for hires.
For the people who will then be our ambassadors.
For the people who will then be involved in our international deals and determine your policy.
It's not just about a swim meet.
Do you see how all this ties back when you break down the idea that there's such thing as a man and a woman?
Keep in mind, former Vice President Biden, he's gearing up right now for a trip to Saudi Arabia to beg.
To beg for oil.
Oh, by the way, side note, he won't meet with the oil executives in his own country, by the way, the ones he was berating for the last week.
Yeah, they emailed them.
Yeah, yeah, they're evil.
They're evil.
They need to sit down and shut up.
He won't show up to meet with them, but he'll go over to bow to Saudi princes so that we can try and bring down gas prices.
When we are the Saudi Arabia of the world right now and we just choose not to be with energy.
Exactly.
By choice.
And so there's, again, there's no accountability, and this is what permeates the left.
It really is the theme today.
And when people say classic Democrat, so like, let's say JFK, that's the Democratic Party before feminism.
Before feminism got a hold of it.
And I know, but I'm really saying, you go JFK and then you go to, okay, Jimmy Carter, you go to Obama, you go to Biden.
Back then, look at JFK.
JFK would be considered a war hawk today.
JFK would absolutely be considered a Republican today.
It's not that they've both split to extremes, it's that the left has gone far left and the right has gone slightly left.
It's just still that much of a split.
And then you had feminism permeated.
And now you have not only AOC, not only Hirono, never being held accountable, but that same mindset infects the former vice president.
Here he is deflecting criticism from, you know, his, and I say this, this is allegedly poor job.
Allegedly.
But it's not his fault, it's Republicans in Congress.
Here you go.
Knowing full well the cost, so for all those Republicans in Congress criticizing me today for high gas prices in America, are you now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine?
Are you saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin?
Are you saying that we would rather have lower gas prices in America and Putin's iron fist in Europe?
I don't believe that.
Wait, can we play that again?
Just there, because I wanted you to hear it for yourself.
Now let me play it again with my inner monologue.
Knowing full well the cost.
So for all those Republicans in Congress criticizing me today.
Yes.
For high gas prices in America.
Yes.
Are you now saying we were wrong to support Ukraine?
Yes.
Are you saying we were wrong to stand up to Putin?
No.
Are you saying that we would rather have lower gas prices in America?
And Putin's iron fist in Europe?
Yes.
I don't believe that.
Yes, you're wrong.
Ladies, the defense is wrong!
It's unbelievable.
Think about this for a second.
Hold on a second.
The iron fist of Putin?
They can't even take Kiev.
I know you're saying it's Kiev now.
You can argue in the comments section.
They can't even take a city that used to be under their control.
The iron fist of Putin!
Like they're going to be marching through all of Europe.
Doesn't mean that I like Putin!
By the way, where was this kind of, like, hey guys, we can't let Putin get into Europe at all, I mean, that would be terrible.
When he took Crimea from Ukraine, when you were in office as Vice President, when you guys, is it really that serious?
He ran on the ticket with the guy who told Mitt Romney, by the way, so that was not McCain, Mitt Romney in 2012, by the way, the 80s called, they want their foreign policy back.
Right, because he said to beware of Russia and what they might do.
Go to a bathhouse, you fake!
Does anybody bother that the leader of the free world is slowly turning into Gary Oldman in Hannibal?
Yes!
Seriously, pull up a picture.
The right side of his face is deteriorating to the point that his eyes... No, he's way past that.
He's Ray Liotta eating his own head.
Well, but he lacks manners now.
Well, the brain's the same.
This is delicious.
By the way, he just says, he says, so you Republicans who want to, yes, let me explain to you why, okay?
We sent $54 billion, about, to the Ukraine, when you total it up.
About $54 billion is what's been committed.
And he says, you Republicans want to, what, you think we shouldn't have gone in?
Yes, but that's separate from the fact that inflation was 1.4% right before you took office, to then 7.5% in a year.
Okay?
Gas before the invasion was $3.61.
The majority of the inflation, the vast majority of the inflation, occurred before Russia and Ukraine, and the vast majority, well, the vast majority of inflation, and certainly a majority of gas prices, the increase, occurred before Russia and Ukraine.
Do you know how I know?
Because we were bitching about it long before anything happened with the Ukraine.
Do you know how I know that this election wasn't the most free, safe, and secure in the history of this country?
Do you know how I know?
Because with the most watched election stream of any network, over 16 million people, we experienced it live in real time.
You can go and watch it.
We were watching this and like, okay, look, Wayne County, they just called it locally for Donald Trump.
And then two hours later, we were live saying, wait a second.
There's a 165,000 vote flip?
This was before there were any anarchist briefs, before there were any conspiracies.
We were just watching it live, covering it with you, going, something seems really off here.
The same thing here.
That's the value in doing this day-to-day and being live.
Live, day-to-day, you can see us talking about the inflation that had already taken place and the impending inflation coming down the pike, well before Russia and Ukraine.
Yeah, absolutely.
January.
January it was at 7.5%.
So are you saying that's a good job, Mr. former Vice President?
A 6.1% increase in inflation when the Fed's job is to keep it at 2% by the way?
Treasury Secretary Powell?
It's pretty funny, he was before Congress.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
7.5 is a dream right now, Dave.
What are you talking about, baby?
It's 8.6!
Yeah, and by the way, that's with them manipulating the actual consumer price index.
We know it's actually closer to 20.
It's gonna go up a lot more for this.
Come on, 20's not that high.
He's sitting before Congress, or the committee that he was testifying before, I think he's testifying again today, and he basically said, yeah, that's not true.
Biden lied.
Yeah.
He's got his facts wrong, guys.
You understand he's old and senile, right?
Yeah.
The guy, the Fed chair that you're talking about, Powell, I said, this is so rough on Biden, I have to check.
He must have only gotten into office, Donald Trump.
No, he was put into place by Barack Obama, and then he was basically promoted by Donald Trump.
So he has two reasons to hate Biden.
Well, one, he knows him, and two, he knows him.
Yeah, exactly.
I really don't understand how anybody can defend Biden or look at any of this administration like it's okay.
The only people who do left?
The only demographic left?
White suburban women.
Not even black people, not even Latinos, not even if you just average it out, under the age of 30!
Well I know a lot of white suburban women that hate him.
Oh of course, of course they do!
Of course many of them do, but that's the only demographic right now that even gives him a fighting chance.
No one else is trying to defend him.
And by the way, I mean the kind of white suburban women who silence other white suburban women because they don't want men competing in their sports.
It is like we've talked about.
If you look at the demographics, under 30% for people under the age of 30?
We just covered those yesterday.
It was 49% with black Americans?
Pull this up really quickly.
Dang it, they pulled it off.
So I want you to understand this.
So this is the Supreme Court ruling that we're talking about on guns.
And it said, on the lower third, it said, Supreme Court expands gun rights for the first time in whatever.
No, they did not expand gun rights.
The state of New York tried to restrict you being able to carry a gun and having to show a need for it.
And the Supreme Court said, no, that's not what the document says.
That's not expanding gun rights.
That's making sure they're not infringed upon.
And they'll say that it's restricting abortion access.
We're talking about Dobbs-Jackson.
It's restricting abortion access as though that's What's so funny to me is when you'll have the left where they'll say- Oh, let's see, let's see.
Bring it up on CNN, bring it up, bring it up.
Be a little faster than the punch here, Tillman.
I want a mini-putt through his tooth.
What a gap-tooth today.
thing isn't all struck down it's just that you can't have this sort of
discretionary system I want a mini put through his tooth today fire of this
opinion is this text history and tradition only approach to figuring out
whether something's constitutional or not and so I think what we can expect is
wait hold on a second hold on a second the word is what
Did I just hear him say constitutional or not?
And he continued to speak after that without beating his own ass?
He said, he does, it looks like he's saying they're using text, history, and tradition to determine whether something is constitutional or not.
Yeah, which text?
That would be the Constitution.
What's history?
I don't know, the guys who wrote it saying what it meant?
Yeah.
Hmm.
What tradition?
How it's traditionally been enforced and interpreted?
Hmm.
Let's see what human pair John King has to say.
How they resisted the former president's effort to ignore... No, no, let's talk about January 6th.
Let's talk about January 6th.
Do you want to know why?
Because even with them framing it the way that they are, it's a losing issue for Democrats.
Firearms are a losing issue for Democrats and they know it.
And what's so funny, we were just talking about yesterday how they say freedom's an illusion, man.
And I told you that actually security, that safety is really an illusion?
Well, they also try and mock you if you say there are God-given rights.
There's no God.
You actually believe that there are inalienable rights?
And then they turn around and say you have no right to my body.
When they really mean another body.
A body within your body, with abortion.
That's the only issue where for some reason they fall back on this concept.
That you have basic human rights that are not given to you by government, but they believe should be protected by government.
There is no right to an abortion.
That's not a right that you have.
Okay?
There is absolutely a right in this country, an inalienable right, to keep and bear arms.
Why?
Because that's a right to self-defense.
You have the right to defend yourself.
And you know what?
You may not like it.
You may not like it.
You may prefer Canada, where the Prime Minister just said, Canadians do not have the right to self-defense with a firearm.
We showed you that clip.
But you do have to pick.
You do have to pick.
You do have to pick the country that recognizes unalienable rights that were granted to you by God, not even granted that you were endowed with them by your creator, and the government recognizes.
It's funny to me because it's not only... people will make this argument, the government only serves to recognize them.
No, the government's only legitimate role, it's only a legitimate role, it's one, is to protect those rights that you were born with.
That's why, and you go, oh, okay, so I have these rights, so what would be government's role in protecting it?
Well, a military, what do you mean?
To make sure that other people don't come in and take away those God-given rights.
Maybe some kind of police force to make sure that your neighbor doesn't come in and take your God-given rights.
But that's the only legitimate function of government.
They don't grant rights.
And they can create nothing.
They can only take from you.
Take from you and give to someone else.
They can only... So if they can only take money... Let's be clear.
If the government can really only take money... Okay, we can get into printing, but let's be honest, that just devalues the money.
It's not the same as a business providing goods or services.
The government can't create.
The government can only take.
Right?
Let's look at that fiscally.
The same applies to your rights.
The government can't create rights.
They can only take rights.
And that's why you fight it every single step of the way.
Whether it's taking away the right of a woman to compete against other women, or the right of an eight-month viable baby to be born, or the right of you to protect your house, whether you're in New York or in California, not a state issue, or the right for me to say that former Vice President Joe Biden is functionally retarded, And I think he's an embarrassment?
And no one can stop me?
At every- And by the way, that includes you, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter.
I know people say they're private- No, no, no, no, no, no.
Not when you're- Not when you're regulated as a public- public utility.
I can say what I want.
Let's be really clear about that.
Got a half-Asian lawyer on retainer who tells me I can, tells you I can, and you know it too.
Check your inbox.
This is why you fight for the rights every single step of the way.
Not- Alright.
We'll negotiate- It's not a haggling process.
The compromise is give and take.
Government can only take.
Government can't give, government can't create.
Alright, we are going to go to Mug Club and continue with Ginger Snap and see if we get down here at the Turf War.
Please share, like, leave a comment below, and we'll see you on Monday.
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