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	I'm with your blood, my highly nutritious Yeah, here to give you money
	Mr. Duncan is my own money It's bothering me, I have won
	Smooching with your blood, my highly nutritious Yeah, here to give you money
	Mr. Duncan is my own money It's bothering me, I have won
	A TV Smooching with your blood, my highly nutritious
	Nazi fags, jews unique NIGGER
	NIGGER!
	you Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
	President Trump and the demagogues around the world.
	But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
	We choose truth over facts.
	I want to be clear.
	I'm not going nuts.
	Minnesota!
	EXECUTIVE ORDER EXECUTIVE ORDER
	EXECUTIVE ORDER Indeed.
	Theme.
	So you've joined my ancestors' club?
	Yes.
	I'm a member of the club.
	Mmm.
	Mmm.
	Delicious.
	I'm coming in a little hot in my own ears, but that's because I have allergies.
	Do you?
	Yeah, and so my ears are all poppy.
	You know, I had someone just offer me... Poppy seeds?
	No one knows about that farm.
	I had someone offer me a boatload of money to sip tea for the ASMR, they call it, the kids?
	What's that?
	I don't know.
	Can you guys let me know?
	Comment below.
	What's the ASMR?
	Spelled A, S, and M, and then an R. And they were asking me to do this.
	The whisper?
	Yeah, they were gonna send me, like, tokens?
	I don't know.
	I think it's just one guy.
	You Gen Z, you're weird.
	Drink my smear.
	Yes, it's just the two sisters from My Thousand Pound Life.
	Whatever they produce, when they sit next to each other.
	They clean up on webcam.
	People pay to watch them eat like whoppers and stuff.
	So, in case you hadn't already realized that society is broken, look, we have a lot to get to today.
	The theme today is, is comedy dead?
	Now, John Oliver, we'll talk about him tomorrow, but he does basically imply that comedy is You know, was dead under Trump, which I disagree with, but we are going to be addressing Jordan Klepper.
	I know some of you saying he works at The Daily Show and went after the Canadian truckers, and I think there's a certain... Look, I have no problem with someone having a point of view in comedy, but when does it devolve into propaganda?
	I think we've reached that point.
	Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and we'll also be talking about Bill Maher.
	Bill Maher taking some stances that should not be considered controversial, catching a lot of flack for it.
	Yeah.
	Finally coming around.
	It's interesting to see comedians right now, this is a time in history where I can't, you know what, I'll talk with
	Dave about this really quickly actually even off the top.
	I can't remember a time where comedians decided to kick protesters demanding freedom while they're down.
	No.
	That's not the realm of comedy.
	I mean, even if you go back, okay, Lenny Bruce was more liberal.
	Sure, okay, Bill Hicks, classical liberal.
	The idea that comedians would join in to demand that the government silence voices of dissent, that's a really, really weird time in history.
	As a matter of fact, it's the only time in human history that I can think of, and obviously stand up as a uniquely American art.
	So, before we move on, if you miss us on YouTube, Every Monday through Thursday, Rumble or Mug Club, 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	And we're going to put a poll up.
	Maybe that's apt to change because of people in Pacific complaining about it.
	We have a whole additional hour of show today on Mug Club.
	And my question of the day...
	Let me ask you this.
	Do you watch any late night comedians anymore?
	Any late night hosts?
	At all?
	Comment below.
	Not including yours truly.
	And we used to do this at night.
	We just did it in the morning because we realized that nobody watches it at night.
	They watch it in the morning.
	Oh.
	Just move it around.
	Technology changes things along with the ASMR.
	All right.
	You know him, Gerald A. How are you?
	I am well, sir.
	How are you?
	I'm feeling well.
	I'm happy to be here.
	Yeah?
	Yeah.
	Sound good.
	Happy to be here and fight for our constitutional republic.
	There we go.
	Somebody's gotta do it.
	And more so point out the hackery.
	It's bothersome.
	And you know him.
	You love him.
	And I'll be on tour with him, actually.
	May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
	June 18th in Pikes Peak, Colorado.
	That's Colorado Springs, Colorado.
	If you want to see these shows, they sell out really quickly.
	So get your tickets now at loudmouthcrowder.com.
	And Dave Landau, how are you?
	Ahoy!
	I'm good.
	And Memorial Weekend, I just want to throw this in there.
	Big L's in Emily, Minnesota.
	I'm good.
	The back of my head hurts.
	What did you do to the back of your head?
	I fell ice skating.
	Oh, is that what we call it?
	Hold on, hold on.
	He's got a skull.
	Yeah, he's got his Snopes fact-checked on this.
	He was like, Gerald, yeah, I was ice skating and I was doing really well right up until I cracked my head on the ice.
	And I'm like, that's not doing really well.
	No, that's the opposite of doing well.
	I mean, if you bend your knee after you do a pole vault, you know, your score goes from a 10 down to a 2.
	So if you smashed your cranium on the ice, it's a solid zero.
	Well, as you know, the judges kept giving me nines and I thought it was because of my low-cut dress.
	And it turns out it wasn't.
	But I brought my son and his friends, we were all ice skating, and we were in Livonia, and my son's friend fell, so I went to him, then my son fell, and my body's like, I'll take care of both these things.
	So both my legs fell out, and then I flew back, and somehow my entire body went in the air, and I just cracked my skull.
	On the ice.
	But there's a silver lining to this.
	He got recognized.
	Did you leave blood on the ice?
	Yes.
	Did it look like Fargo?
	No, fortunately I wasn't bleeding, which was my first question to the many people that gathered.
	And then I walked into the skate rental shop and the guy goes, do you know Steven Crowder?
	And I go, I do.
	He's holding his head the whole time.
	Yeah, wanting some ice.
	And he's like, you look like a comedian on there.
	I'm like, I am.
	I am the comedian on there.
	I'm also in pain.
	He goes, no, you're not.
	And I go, I am.
	I'm Dave Lando.
	Could I have some ice, please?
	And he's like, well, there's plenty.
	You just fell on it.
	Oh, it gets worse.
	Yeah, I swear to God.
	He goes, no, you're not.
	I go, no, I really am Dave Lando.
	He's like, show me some ID.
	And I'm like, not even kidding.
	Really?
	I'm so foggy.
	Well, thank God he didn't ask you to vote.
	I know.
	I'm so foggy.
	I'm like, here's my ID.
	When I'm thinking in normal life, that's usually a good out for me, where I'm like, no, I get that all the time, so I don't have to talk to someone.
	So I'm like, no, so I'm showing someone my ID to prove I'm me while I'm just waiting for some ice and somebody's like, is that like Dave and Chuck the Freak?
	I'm like, no, that's local radio.
	This is like an internet show.
	I just need some ice, please.
	Can I get an aspirin, somebody?
	Well, if it's a school nurse, you can't get an aspirin, but you can get a bowl of Magnum condoms.
	Bowl of Magnum condoms.
	Why would you need a bowl?
	Public health at work.
	Well, what if you have a long lunch hour?
	Yeah, what if you have a long lunch hour?
	What do you think about that?
	If I had a long lunch hour, I would still only need one.
	What's the matter with you guys?
	Also, I don't know why they're bringing Magnums, because that's why we still have a teen pregnancy problem.
	Look, leave your ego at the door, just like Dave at the skating rink.
	Yeah, nothing worse than renting skates at a skating rink.
	Like, you can skate, except for the blades there.
	He was like, hey, do you think you can skate on butter knives?
	No, no, I don't think I can.
	Well, and the two kids he was trying to help, he actually killed when his skates came down on their torso.
	And by help, he was actually passing out candy, asking them to come to his paneled van.
	No, the two kids, my son and his friend, who needed help, I ended up in way worse condition.
	Turns out they were fine.
	By comparison, it turned out I was way... I'm the one that had to wake up every hour.
	Your son's like, ooh, I think I twisted my ankle back there.
	Yeah, it's bad when you can just hear everyone in a rink scream because of the sound of your head being iced.
	And it echoes.
	Yeah, it does.
	It's the opposite of, you know, if ever you were to dispose of a body in the wintertime, it's great because snow is sound dampening.
	Yeah.
	Ice, the exact opposite.
	Different thing, yeah.
	Just the screeches echo like a banshee.
	He heard his wife scream at the recreational center.
	Oh, thank God!
	Oh, he's still alive.
	He's moving.
	Never mind.
	I just heard, yeah, somebody going like, cha-ching for insurance money.
	Are you in good hands?
	No, I'm not.
	I'm not Allstate at all.
	Oh, is he getting up?
	Rats.
	All right, here, while we move on and to talk about comedy here today.
	OK, this is from, sorry, Dave, it's Colbert off the bat.
	We're going to be talking about Colbert.
	We're going to be going to Comedy Central and we're going to be going to Bill Maher.
	And what's interesting is seeing how they all cover the events of our time.
	It's just it really is disturbing because we used to believe that it was sort of the last bastion of free speech.
	It's not anymore, because you have to look at late-night comedy, and then a lot of these comedians who are beholden to these late-night sort of circuits, they have to be careful with what they say if they want to get their airtime.
	It wasn't like that with Johnny Carson.
	It wasn't like with Johnny Carson or even early David Letterman, where people would say, hey, hold on a second.
	If you said something unpopular at the Chuckle Hut, we're not going to book you.
	So it's interesting to see them all towing the same line, with the exception of, surprisingly now, Bill Maher, who of course is catching hate.
	He's been labeled a right-wing extremist, which is what he labeled us a year ago.
	So first we'll go to Colbert, and if you're white and you hate—if you're white and you hate, period, but if you hate yourself specifically, you might find this sketch funny.
	Even then, I doubt it.
	Let's see what 40 writers and 19,000 Emmys at Colbert can do.
	Do you find it difficult to talk about race?
	Yeah!
	Nope.
	Unsure what words might offend others?
	Definitely!
	Is this a cuckold?
	We've turned discussing black history into a fun party game!
	Wait, awesome!
	What?
	Introducing Taboo, White Fragility Edition.
	The game that lets you discuss black history without making white people uncomfortable.
	This person was born into slavery.
	That's a book at the airport.
	Alright, no problem.
	They were a famous abolitionist.
	Seriously?
	Yeah, it's on the card.
	Okay, how about they fought against injustice?
	Ooh, sorry.
	Saying injustice implies that there was injustice.
	There was!
	I feel like this game makes you know less about black history.
	Can't say black.
	What do you mean I can't say black?
	I'm black!
	You told us we couldn't say black.
	So this is like critical race theory handbook from the public school curriculum and they just said let's make this a sketch?
	Pretty much.
	White wine!
	White wine!
	Too much!
	TABOO!
	Taboo.
	White Fragility Edition.
	From the makers of We're Not Sorry.
	Well, they couldn't possibly have used a straight African-American.
	No.
	Did somebody look at it and go, this is terrible?
	And say, well, we can just do a buzzer over most of it.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That'll fix this.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	That was awful.
	I need more buzzer.
	What was the joke?
	The joke was white people are dumb and bad.
	Oh.
	Yeah, yeah.
	We can't say anything that makes us look like we're bad either.
	The word black?
	When I said this person sold into slavery, I wanted to be like, oh, uh, any race?
	Ever?
	Oh no, wait, black.
	No, no, no, black.
	We're specific.
	It made him look like... You know a million slaves, right?
	A million people enslaved off the Mediterranean when you look from North African slave traders.
	A million.
	A lot.
	A lot.
	The British were late to the game, okay?
	They got there when they could.
	Yeah!
	The North Africans were hipsters.
	They're like, well...
	We were enslaving people before it was cool.
	That's why we're playing the hacky sack.
	Yes.
	Pretty much all we can afford.
	You find a paper cup, it's a hacky sack.
	That's why we're very good at soccer.
	Hockey?
	Please!
	Buy my friend a Brandon.
	I know you think it's all knuckle-puck in East LA like Mighty Ducks 2, but we can't actually afford that equipment.
	It's not true.
	You know what?
	After I hit my head on ice, I kept thinking about knuckle puck for some reason and how upset I was.
	Like, there's no street hockey.
	No, there's no street hockey.
	It was honestly going through my head.
	With black Americans.
	I kept thinking about that.
	I kept thinking of Kenan Thompson hitting a knuckle puck and I was getting mad.
	Or they went into the local basketball court in East L.A.
	to set up trash cans to play hockey where they would have gotten their asses kicked by the actual street ballers.
	It's knuckle puck time!
	Now it's mine!
	Now you're getting a knuckle sandwich, bitch!
	We're about to shoot for three!
	No, this is a basketball court.
	Hey, but fortunately, Dave's memories are coming back, and he does remember being assaulted by a priest now.
	I did, immediately.
	That was the first thing I saw.
	It unlocked the vault, I guess.
	Unlocked the repressed memories.
	Also, the pathological intoxication.
	I told you about that, Robotussin.
	That is true.
	So, name that movie reference.
	You can name it below.
	Here's something else, another story.
	We've got a lot to get to on Klepper and Bill Maher.
	Science now is making meat.
	Out of thin air.
	So, this company, Air Protein, has found a way to turn carbon dioxide into meat.
	That sounds pretty stupid.
	Well, initially I thought, like, yeah, that's what everyone wants.
	Everyone wants someone's beer farts turned into their food.
	Yeah, I've heard, like, the soy thing, so you're actually saying now they're trying to make meat out of thin air?
	Like, is this some, like, Bill Gates, like, mind voodoo trick that we're seeing?
	What the hell is going on?
	Yeah, well, no, you're thinking, like, no, they're not gonna turn Okay, so you misinterpreted the article.
	But you said they make meat out of thin air.
	Yeah, no, they're not making... it's not like Bill Gates making burgers.
	It's a... it's a... Different.
	Yeah, it's a different kind of meat.
	Doctor.
	Doctor Patch Adams.
	Whoa!
	Here, you've got a trousersnake living in Lake Flacid.
	Yeah, that's right, Dr. Adams.
	I've taken all the medications and I still can't get an erection.
	Why don't you have a seat, young man?
	Alright.
	Have you tried sleeping with better-looking women?
	Ho-ho!
	Or men?
	No judgment!
	Ho-ho!
	Just if you're feeling a little light in the loafers.
	Ha-ha!
	No, doctor, I like women.
	You see, the problem's not that.
	The problem's that I have this stupid, refuse-to-harden penis that just refuses to harden.
	Well, good news!
	Ho-ho!
	I have just the remedy for Mr. Happy!
	Ho-ho!
	Have you ever heard of Bonzo?
	Bonzo?
	It's an air-made erection medication!
	Some good wood to lumberjack.
	Ho-ho!
	Uh, how does it work, Doctor?
	Beats me, but I think you beat it!
	Is it safe?
	No!
	Yeah, Doctor, thanks for this.
	But, uh, if you don't mind me asking, why are we, uh, in an alleyway?
	I got MeToo'd last year.
	This is the only place I can practice medicine.
	Ho-ho!
	Bones-o may cause popping, itching, fancy flippers, skittles, breakdancing, multiple sclerosis, in Wuhan vets, hat wearing, holocaust denying, anal explosion, and pregnancy in men.
	I don't know how they did it with carbon dioxide.
	Well, who are we?
	God?
	Let's stop playing God!
	It barely works.
	No.
	I mean... No.
	It never works.
	I thought you were talking about the sketch.
	We have a Robin Williams impersonator on Retainer.
	We do, yeah.
	He's good.
	They're like, we really haven't gotten our money's worth.
	Hey, look, Jim Schudo right now on CNN decided to dress up.
	Wonderful.
	Good for him.
	Yeah, you know what, put on that hood and walk through the streets at night, see what happens.
	He's in Ukraine, give him, you know, that's how they dress.
	Right, yeah, that's how they dress.
	You see how far away?
	He's in the furthest western portion of Ukraine possible.
	He's in the LVIV.
	Yeah, he's just got his one foot in Ukraine.
	He's like, I'm here, sorta.
	Like at the Four Corners?
	He's like, I'm in Poland, I'm in Nevada.
	I'm safe, I'm not, uh-huh.
	Let me through!
	So this actually brings us to something in international politics, which I don't usually like to discuss, but this is worth it.
	So Russia, you were saying they've reported what, they've increased their troops.
	Yeah, so they've definitely increased their troops.
	They've done nothing to slow down, as CNN is telling us right now, nothing to slow down.
	It's like 190,000 at the Ukrainian border.
	190,000 even after saying troops were leaving and releasing videos that apparently weren't actually real.
	Right, yeah.
	With tanks leaving.
	That's cool.
	So here's something interesting though, completely irrelevant to that.
	Tensions are obviously high and on Friday a fight broke out between a journalist, I want to make sure I'm getting this name correct, and Ukrainians you guys can comment and let me know, Yuri Butusov and parliamentary deputy Nestor Shutryk.
	On the Ukrainian television program, Freedom of Speech, so that's nice, they have that show.
	Oh, good.
	So Betusov attacked Sufrik.
	They fight on shows?
	And this guy is a pro-Russia member of parliament, to be clear.
	And what happened is, I guess he refused to condemn Vladimir Putin.
	And so what we're going to do is show you the whole clip, so you see this in context, and you see just how different It is that governments function abroad compared to the United States.
	And then we're going to do a fight play-by-play breakdown because that'll give us some insight into the geopolitics.
	So here you go.
	Fight on Ukrainian television.
	I love how their translators look like women.
	They do a good job.
	I love how their translators look like women.
	They do a good job.
	Tell her that the body language of this guy is cocky.
	He's complaining that he won't condemn Putin.
	They all have dead eyes.
	Alright, here it comes.
	So there you go!
	And now look!
	Oh!
	It doesn't just stop!
	Oh!
	It keeps going!
	It keeps going!
	Now this is hyperly technical.
	We'll do a breakdown after this.
	Pound.
	Ground and pound.
	You are on my back!
	Get off!
	He's not Jerry Springer, but is.
	It is!
	It's with the other one with bodyguard.
	Ricky Lake!
	Please, just one kiss.
	Yes, just one.
	Listen, we don't have to repress this any longer.
	Don't spoil it.
	We've been holding back for so long.
	Let them know.
	I don't know what I did to deserve you, but somewhere in my youth... Let's go to heterosexual man's power or Russians go for some reason.
	Yes, but let's make sure not bathhouse that Fauci is always.
	He look at me sideways and make me uncomfortable.
	He says disease is airborne.
	That's right, but I don't believe so because you get it by injection from me.
	Man with glasses knows to stay out of it.
	Yep, yep.
	He knows that we will kill family.
	In Russia you get one pair every ten years.
	That's right!
	So, there's a lot that went on there and it's time for this week's Fight Breakdown.
	So let me explain this, so this way I can translate it, because a lot of people, especially if you're listening on audio... First off, I apologize that you're listening on audio, because this makes no sense.
	It's a visual show.
	Oh, by the way, if you're on YouTube, smash that like button right now.
	Smash the like button, it helps with the algorithm, and it pisses off the YouTube overlords.
	You know what?
	5,000 likes?
	In the next five minutes, behind Mug Club, we will do an entire segment on the inbreeding of the royal family, Dave and I. Oh!
	Okay, let's do it.
	An entire segment on the inbreeding of the royal family.
	There's got to be 5,000 likes.
	I don't know how we'll be able to find evidence.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	You'll give it a whirl.
	Exhibit A through Z, and then A through Z 25 more times.
	Exhibit A and exhibit A, I'm just talking about the bloodline.
	Right, yes.
	And then we exhibit A, 42.
	Flippers.
	A, B.
	All right.
	So now we go to Kiev for the highlights.
	I'll explain to you what actually led up to this, the actual translation.
	So let's play it here.
	So tempers start to flare when he's asked to condemn Putin, Shufrik, and he says, let's let Ukraine's authorities deal with that.
	That's what he's saying.
	And now former President Petro gets in on the action.
	He says, there's a Russian agent right here in studio.
	That's what he's saying.
	So look, they're all just getting a little bit too chummy.
	The guy with the glasses, if he shaved his beard, would look exactly like Moby.
	Yes.
	Here it comes.
	Oh, boom.
	Right there.
	Pause it.
	Okay.
	Keep it right there.
	So it starts with the lead left slap to the face.
	That was open palm.
	Very Russian.
	Very Russian slap.
	That's a lead left slap.
	That's what they call the Moscow slap.
	You don't want to hurt the knuckles, but you do want to make contact.
	Also, it's more disrespectful.
	Yes.
	And that's really the point.
	Yeah, you want to treat him like a Russian gal.
	Yeah, yes, yes, exactly.
	I treat you like gulag whore!
	Yes, you lady Tina Turner, I'm male icon.
	That's it.
	You are like gulag concubine.
	Yes.
	Who says I care about your pleasure?
	I don't.
	I gets mine!
	Now!
	Rivet for mine.
	So this happens.
	Okay, we're going to continue playing.
	In most places, you would say that's the end of it.
	Right.
	Here in the States, it'd be like, okay, assault.
	You'd call a good lawyer with a lot of vowels in his last name.
	That's not what happens here.
	We continue.
	All right?
	Continue.
	And the man responds with, look, he gets up, looks at him, and bang!
	Look.
	Right there, okay.
	He's been in a fight, you can tell.
	What happens is he then leads with sort of a modified jab, really more of a lead right
	straight because he's standing in a southpaw position, which by the way, little known fact,
	more Ukrainians are southpaws.
	Really?
	Yep, I have no idea.
	So.
	Listen, I'm following along, I don't trust you.
	In other words, if he is not, we need to find this out, if he is not left-handed, he's leading with his power hand.
	Okay.
	He decided, I want to do some, this is not a slap, he's, boom, he's sticking that, he's got some snap on that right there.
	There you go, there you go.
	You know, he's pulling a little bit of that Pernell Whitaker action, he's got his hand up, okay.
	Now, we continue, and the fight continues to escalate.
	He does bring in the southpaw though, right there.
	Right there, now a knockdown.
	Okay, so you would think this guy has the upper hand.
	This is the beauty of politics and civil disagreement.
	Because the man on bottom has a disagreement, which we will see right now as we continue.
	This man is underneath.
	He gets up and look, boom, reverses it with a modified body lock takedown.
	I don't know what you would call it.
	It's sort of, yeah, it's just knee judo effectively at that point.
	And let's continue because the fight continues on.
	And of course, the most interesting part here, this is hyperly technical, getting a side control, knee on belly, and very important, this gentleman right here is just sitting like he's doing nothing.
	Sitting by a fireplace.
	Yeah, he looks like he paid them to do it, and he's like, yes, more.
	Yes, exactly.
	And we can't see his right hand either, so we have no idea how much he's enjoying this.
	Fight for me like you used to before I was permanently in this chair.
	We're going to have tryouts.
	I'm leaving.
	Now he's continuing here.
	He's holding him in a modified scarf fold.
	They're all trying to separate them.
	Think about this.
	They cannot separate these men.
	This is how much these guys hate each other.
	And this guy holds public office.
	And you can take me off the box there, Tim, because I keep playing.
	What's really most impressive, continue playing, is that this translator just never... Stoic.
	She's just like, I don't know what to do.
	And now she starts translating the cussing at each other.
	Like, you will be my bitch.
	I will make you scream my name.
	Look, she's still translating.
	That lady is a trooper.
	And you know what?
	I'd give her an HB1 visa.
	He had the chokehold going though, he was in deep.
	Oh yeah, he was going, this guy has some fight training and that translator, I tell you what, she's been in some domestic abuse situations because her cage is not rattled whatsoever.
	What I love about this is it's every real fight in the world because when you watch a movie, you think it's awesome.
	Real fights are you two rolling on the ground like jackasses and everyone's embarrassed, especially you.
	Right, yeah.
	And that's all that happens.
	But they're still talking trash.
	Yes, like the guy on the bottom is like, I've got you right where I want you!
	Now try my face to your fist style!
	Hurts, doesn't it?
	Oh yes, oh, I'm going to strike your knee with my nuts!
	Yeah, the guy who, I gotta say, cheap-shotted him and then ended up getting knocked down with a southpaw by an old man.
	But then he reversed?
	He did.
	I know, but still.
	Still.
	The point is, they both got their licks in.
	They did.
	And this is how Disagreement should take place.
	That's how democracy works.
	I don't know if they have democracy in the Ukraine.
	This has been this week's Fight Breakdown.
	What's also funny, by the way, I should note, the panel discussion, it continued after.
	Oh, really?
	Yes.
	And Scherfling even mocked Budisov for, quote, scratching like a girl.
	At least, right?
	Imagine that, just sitting back down, he's like, ugh, okay, yes, yes, you scratch like a girl, oh, any time, I'm easy to find.
	So about the border troops, I think that we have to, yes, yes, I'd agree.
	He walks into a hospital right after, the guy's like, hey, are you from the TV?
	He's like, can I just get this for pain?
	I need to see ID.
	I'd like to know.
	Are you Putin plant from TV show?
	No, I just sleep on ice.
	It's fine, it happens.
	You got girly-clawed face.
	Why did you let him do that to you?
	That's embarrassing.
	It looks like you have acne, but it's really just your skin.
	It's really just... Nails, my boy.
	Your skin mars like peach.
	Are you sure you're not walking cabbage patch doll?
	After seeing this, do you honestly think Ukraine and Russia aren't going to fight one another?
	Can you imagine having a civil conversation after that?
	So mad.
	This is not going to happen.
	It'd be like if right now, Tokunawa just front kicked Dave to the face.
	You just saw his foot come in, and then Dave jumps over and pummels him, and then afterwards they have to sit here and joke about John Oliver.
	That guy's so silly.
	Look, I promise we're not going to actually invade.
	We're just fighting on air.
	And they really hate each other.
	That's a good example of how this is going to end.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And here we call it an insurrection if some people just, like, walk in because they're invited into the White House.
	Can you imagine those people?
	Could you imagine those people?
	Capitol building.
	Picture this.
	I don't know the... Sorry, what did I say?
	White House.
	Yeah, White House.
	Sorry.
	Capitol building.
	The Canadians burnt down the White House.
	Get to them in a second.
	Jerks.
	But the thing is...
	Imagine, okay, imagine those people, and I don't know what the provinces are or states are in Ukraine exactly, okay?
	But imagine if, let's say, at one in the morning, those guys in Ukraine went to bed where their state had been called for one guy, and then woke up at 3 a.m., and all of a sudden they're like, wait!
	160,000 votes change in one hour?
	How do you think they would have approached their elected representatives?
	Well, guess the guy!
	We should have pulled a clip from Eastern Promises.
	Yes, exactly!
	It would have been so many magazines loading, they could have done a song like the Blue Man Group.
	Yeah, it's just a barbershop.
	Clip, clip, clip, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk, chk.
	Oh, it's Jingle Bells, yes, okay.
	It's a good time.
	Now we kill Prime Minister.
	Don't do it.
	I'm saying them and the Ukraine.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	I'm just saying the point is... They shouldn't have a Prime Minister, is what I'm saying.
	We are so... No.
	I see an empty space.
	Because I shot his face.
	Should just be a chair.
	Yes, exactly.
	And underneath we... I didn't know this sponge was supposed to be wet.
	I didn't know.
	Whoopsie doopsie.
	Head is on fire.
	Okay, let's go to Judd Oliver.
	He was on with Stephen Colbert.
	Oh boy.
	Oh dear.
	You have allergies.
	No, that's just my hate getting out.
	It climbs out of your throat?
	Yeah, it climbs out.
	Sorry not sorry.
	The game.
	So over the weekend, John Oliver was on with Stephen Colbert.
	First off, how much unfunny can you fit in a room?
	Well, they tried.
	Well, apparently all of it.
	Yes!
	You tell jokes like a girl!
	Unfunny seems to congregate there.
	So they were talking about how comedians are no longer in absolute despair now that Trump, and this is something I don't understand, now that Trump is out of office because first off I remember when conservatives thought oh when Trump is office we won't have anything to make fun of anymore like Barack Obama and I never felt that way because I knew that the media, the entertainment industry establishment, they were really They were the enemy, they were the people, they were the establishment who we were railing against, not who's in the White House.
	And of course now, can't stand former Vice President Joe Biden, but I'm not in despair.
	So I don't understand how John Oliver and Stephen Colbert don't acknowledge that Trump was a gift for them comedically because they can't write without Trump in office.
	Every story was Trump, whether it was funny or not.
	And for proof that they can't write, watch their show today, and then notice the only clips that get any kind of play is when they reference Trump.
	Yeah, they still only use Trump.
	That's all they've done.
	They've made fun of Trump for the last year.
	Because all they can do is push propaganda for former Vice President Joe Biden.
	So here's John Oliver saying he's no longer in absolute despair now that Trump's out of office with Unfunny Colbert.
	How has doing the show felt during this administration as opposed to the last one?
	Because certainly I feel a great difference in my daily focus.
	It's much more fun to do, right?
	It's not fun writing comedy from absolute despair.
	And for us it's been, even we were getting, our show was getting sucked into dealing with the fire hose of what was coming out of the administration all the time.
	So it is nice to return to do what we do best, I think, which is stories about PACE loans.
	Okay, hold on a second.
	I know they're English, so they don't pronounce their R's.
	Right.
	What did he just say?
	Can we rewind that and see what he just said in that last part?
	Check.
	It is nice to return to do what we do best, I think, which is stories about Pace Loans.
	Stories about Pace Loans.
	Hey, uh, you know what?
	control. Taste slows. That smells like ratatouille.
	Can we, uh, control room, can we figure out exactly... let's get... let's find out what he said here.
	Yeah, let's... Tokunawa, what do you got?
	What did he say?
	Nothing, Steven.
	Okay, all right.
	I didn't understand that either.
	Okay, yeah.
	We'll cover it tomorrow.
	John Oliver, he did a whole segment on critical race theory.
	We'll cover that tomorrow.
	What are you, what are you still, oh you're still looking at your phone trying to figure it out?
	It doesn't exist.
	It doesn't exist?
	No.
	Did he say pace loans?
	I don't know what that is.
	Pace loans!
	Pace loans!
	We pronounce it properly, it's our alphabet.
	Really?
	Oh.
	How do you, how do you say are?
	Are!
	Are you hurt?
	Yeah, it is rough.
	Well, one, you don't write comedy from absolute despair.
	You write it from looking back on it.
	Right.
	You know, tragedy plus time.
	Right now, I would call it the tragedy.
	Yes.
	I'm just judging by, you know, bank accounts, jobs, you know, whatever.
	Bank account, employment.
	You know, I mean, if you're looking at it that way.
	Right.
	You know, but... Unbelievable debt.
	Yes.
	Pete Buttigieg has a job in government.
	Right.
	There's a, you know, hashtag Blackface Hitler.
	Right.
	But, you know, whatever.
	No, I understand.
	But that's not... To make a strong case.
	No, and, you know, there's a war about to break out, not only just between two guys on TV, but, you know... Right.
	Not too concerned, though.
	They'll just scratch each other like girls.
	No, it's fine.
	And we'll... He has a Critical Race Theory segment, John Oliver, that just went up.
	We're gonna do a rebuttal to that tomorrow, because everything this guy... And I think John Oliver can be funny, but at what point, and please, you guys can comment, but at what point does comedy become propaganda?
	Look, and it's not lost on me, I have a point of view, but I'm very open about it, and we try to let you know.
	All references are available at loudearthcracker.com.
	We provide those in the description.
	I think it's pretty easy to tell when you see a Patch Adams penis doctor sketch, or Dave and I making a joke about men fighting in the Ukraine scratching like girls, although that actually happened.
	It did.
	So did the Patch Adams sketch.
	Allegedly.
	That happened.
	So that's a real doctor.
	Yeah.
	He's an MD, so technically if you want to get, you know, none of it, but you know.
	He's as accurate as many doctors have been.
	Yes, exactly.
	Laughter is the best medicine.
	Ooh, he's dead.
	Uh-oh.
	Uh-oh.
	No, no, no, no.
	So, I don't know.
	When does it become propaganda?
	I really do wonder at a certain point when you see John Oliver and they're using sources like Slate, Salon.
	Well, let's get to this guy, Jordan Klepper, who I found out did have a show on Comedy Central.
	It was cancelled, so now Trevor Noah is carrying his water.
	Hey, by the way, token on, did Trevor Noah ever... because Trevor Noah, when we were on air, said he wanted to come on the show.
	We reached out to him.
	Is he coming on the show?
	We haven't gotten a message back yet.
	He said his management, his people will be in touch with our people.
	So we got in touch with him and said yes.
	Yeah, he said, why don't you have me on?
	So we said yes, and now I have no idea.
	Ah!
	Oh, okay.
	Well, somebody who was watching the last time, tell him this time.
	Let's go!
	Mr. Noah, if you're drunk texting, we welcome them again.
	No.
	It's pretty early.
	I didn't say that.
	I don't know if that's South African.
	That's close.
	I don't know what it is.
	I don't know what it is.
	Everything about him is just ugly.
	I mean internally.
	I'll admit my impressions are shit much like his show.
	I don't even know how to do a Trevor Noah impression, honestly, because I don't think about him.
	I don't know how to do an impression of this next guy, Jordan Klepper.
	So Jordan Klepper is, I guess, a correspondent to The Daily Show.
	And don't you love how, with The Daily Show, the worst correspondents got their own shows, like Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah?
	They were never the standout correspondents.
	No, there's great ones on there.
	There's so many funny comics.
	I mean, when you think that Steve Carell was a correspondent.
	When you think Rob Riggle was a correspondent.
	Stephen Colbert was a correspondent.
	Ed Helms was a correspondent.
	Ed Helms was a correspondent.
	Josh Gad was a correspondent.
	What's his name?
	The other guy.
	Roy Wood Jr.
	is a correspondent.
	I think Roy Wood Jr.
	is funny.
	But he didn't get a show.
	Now he's another correspondent.
	He should have gotten the Daily Show.
	Rob Corddry was a correspondent.
	It was a feeder league for talent.
	And then the only shows to come out of the previous Daily Show with Jon Stewart Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee.
	Now, this is a good example.
	What talents have they created?
	What A-list talents have they created?
	Where's Trevor Noah's Steve Carell?
	Where's Samantha Bee's Rob Riggle?
	Where's their Rob Corddry?
	Where's their Ed Helms?
	Jon Stewart created stars because, why?
	He looked for people who were funny.
	For crying out loud, Rob Riggle is probably at the very At worst, he's a moderate.
	He was a Marine.
	And the guy's hilarious.
	Jon Stewart looked for funny first.
	He's being condemned for that now.
	Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee, they have to look for propagandists first.
	And so they literally can't even get a guy like this, Jordan Klepper, to have a show that's a once-a-week, half-hour weekend show to work on Comedy Central because they're not actually looking for talent.
	They're not actually looking for the funniest people.
	That should be what matters most.
	Instead, we have diversity matters most, meaning racial diversity, meaning gender diversity.
	And then we say what matters most is that people have the right point of view because we can't have intellectual diversity.
	And way down the list, somewhere if you look for it, if you scratch like a pig scratching for truffles or a Ukrainian broadcaster scratching the face of a Putin plant, you maybe find talent and funny there.
	So here's Jordan Klepper.
	Comedian, right?
	Comedians who are supposed to be the voice against authority.
	Going down to the Canadian... I go to TBS though, iComedy, to watch Samantha Bee, where they killed Conan, the last funny late night show host, just to point that out.
	But they also murdered him, it's a scandal.
	It's just the Prime Minister of Finland.
	TBS decided one day that they were a comedy station.
	Right, yeah, exactly.
	We were supposed to believe it.
	Sorry.
	TNT next is going to be Walking Dead.
	And, well, Trevor Noah now plays with a hand puppet.
	Yeah, let's take Conan off the air and then we'll leave everything else.
	Great!
	Good call.
	Reruns of Tyler Perry.
	Pretty much all Tyler Perry shows are reruns, let's be honest.
	I tune in, I'm like, it's the exact same show.
	Oh, someone goes to the dentist, they're scared and they don't want to, and then they come back and they learn about life.
	Great!
	Pretty much the character rerun.
	So Jordan Klepper went down to the Canadian Freedom Convoy, and you would think, speak out against authority, speak out against the police who are abusing protesters, right?
	Because this is a guy, you know, who supported the Black... Instead, he went down to the Freedom Convoy to crap... Remember, people say don't punch down.
	They say we're punching down when we go after LGBTQAIP, or Dave Chappelle does, right?
	I can't think of anything more punching down than literally going to a protest where people have had their rights The trucker convoy has arrived in Ottawa.
	This city and the downtown core remains gridlocked.
	But that's what Jordan Klepper said is the ticket for him.
	The trucker convoy has arrived in Ottawa.
	This city and the downtown core remains gridlocked.
	Some residents here say that they really can take no more.
	So I traveled to Ottawa, expecting to find some Canada nice.
	But their messaging was a bit more coarse.
	These trucks shut down businesses and made roads impassable.
	Why did you blur that out when the maple leaf was already blurring out the F word?
	Well, no, because they want to make sure that you think it's more aggressive than it is.
	Oh, good, yeah.
	Because it seems painfully obvious they were doing that.
	Right, because unlike Black Lives Matter, who just go like, hey, we're going to burn the Walgreens down at 8!
	Sounds good!
	These people cleverly had the F. Oh, Maple Leaf C.K.
	Trudeau, because, you know, just like Let's Go Brandon, they don't want, you know, most of these people, they have jobs and children.
	Different strokes.
	Only Canadians would be like, hey, we're not that mad.
	Yeah, we're not going to use that.
	We are that mad, but you know, we're not going to be, we're not going to become animals.
	We're not going to use this sort of coarse language.
	By the way, you scratch like a girl, you know.
	I'm not your buddy, pal.
	So he there complains.
	These people shut down business.
	Hold on a second.
	So that bothers you.
	They shut down businesses.
	Do you mean like?
	Prime Minister Trudeau locked down, shut down businesses, which by the way resulted in 3 million jobs lost, another 200,000 lost in January, and Canada only has, what is it, it's like 30-something million people.
	30-something million people.
	That's almost 10% of Canada lost their jobs!
	Wow.
	It's crazy.
	But you're mad because of a few trucks?
	On a highway overpass?
	Okay, so...
	Again, this is just right.
	Black Lives Matter.
	They sit there, they kneel, they talk about how important it is.
	Look, you can go back and just, well, you can't search it on YouTube, but on Mug Club.
	Steven Crowder, Black Lives Matter, Trevor Noah.
	You'll see we've covered it many times and they were supportive of it.
	Well, how many businesses did Black Lives Matter shut down?
	I mean, we're talking about Trudeau shitting.
	It's pronounced burned.
	Burned or shut down.
	I believe there was a car lot or two.
	Might have had the same owner.
	Or they just ransacked them or made them unsafe for patrons to go out.
	Do you not see the connection here?
	Well, Cup Foods is the real loser in all this.
	They really are.
	I call it a clearance sale.
	A $999, but no more, clearance sale.
	Listen, we have standards.
	Yeah, please.
	Just like when you go to the t-shirt rack and you get last year's political, it's like, oh, Mitt Happens with a picture of Mitt Romney.
	The same thing, only you burn down a Walgreens and you take, you know, $900 worth of equipment.
	You know how bad I want a Mitt Happens shirt now?
	We're going to sell it at Crowdershop.com.
	So then he moves on to interview, and this is sort of the selective editing that you see, right, to find one person in a crowd who seems crazy.
	And the funny thing is, this guy doesn't seem all that crazy when you take it in context and implies that they're just paranoid.
	So here's Jordan Klepper doing the people's work.
	You're committed to being here for two years?
	Yeah.
	Because two years is nothing.
	Are you going to keep up the energy to be here for two years?
	Oh, that's not a problem.
	People will bring it.
	Stimulants?
	No, the people will bring it.
	I smoke a lot of weed.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Right?
	Yeah.
	But that's just to calm me down and keep me centered.
	Are you worried at all with weed?
	Paranoia?
	No.
	That might creep in?
	No.
	Do you think the government is coming for you?
	Oh yeah, constantly.
	I do night little tactics.
	They move around, they move in, they add more.
	Are you paranoid?
	No.
	Sure.
	Okay, so first off, it's funny that this is a guy who's obviously been pro-weed in the past.
	You can go and research his pieces in the past.
	He's probably high right now.
	Yeah, he's probably high right there.
	But he says you're not paranoid.
	He's trying to, of course, this implication, when you don't make an argument, right?
	If someone just says, yeah, I think the government's coming after me.
	Oh, but you're not paranoid.
	That's just, it's like Fred Penner.
	Let me explain.
	I have to play Fred Penner for my twins?
	I don't know how that guy ever got a job.
	It's just lazy songwriting.
	Fred Penner.
	It wasn't child-friendly, it was just like, I got a mug, got a mug, and oh no, there's a bug in my mug, but it's not, so I'm gonna drink from my mug, Fred Penner's Place.
	You should be fired.
	It's lazy.
	It's for frickin' six-month-olds.
	Who is Fred Penner?
	I don't even know.
	I don't want to talk about it, it's only going to make me mad.
	My point is... Get some Raffi in your life, son.
	It's lazy, lazy arguing, and he just assumes that an uneducated audience will go, oh yeah, paranoid, the government's going to come after him.
	well i guess those viewers
	you were of the show or the jordan clepper segments or as you know jordan
	clapper segments on the trevor noah as a comment you know the referred to in the
	nielsen ratings what's that referred to as piss break
	uh... so the jordan clapper segment
	uh...
	i guess the viewers maybe didn't actually track down this clip
	of the crazy ottawa police chief uh... saying that even if protesters go home
	after this in other words not just right now yeah if protesters go
	home or anyone who's been involved these protests at all
	and you can see this in a second and i hope it's as terrifying to you as it is
	to me that this is happening in the western world he says afterwards
	they will be tracked down No mention of due process.
	If the protesters at this point, you know, retreat and go home, are they going to be getting sort of repercussions down the road?
	Are you going to be sort of actively pursuing the people that you've been sort of documenting and filming who are still out there protesting?
	What are your plans after this, after the protest is over?
	It's a great question, and the simple answer is yes.
	If you are involved in this protest, we will actively look to identify you and follow up with financial sanctions and criminal charges.
	Absolutely.
	This investigation will go on for months to come.
	It has many, many different streams, both from a federal financial level, from a provincial licensing level, from a criminal code level, from a Municipal breach of court order, breach of court injunction level.
	Right.
	And Marty McFly's Playboy level.
	Yes.
	That is terrifying.
	And by the way, first off, this isn't even smart because you're not giving these people an out.
	What do you think is going to happen?
	Do they want these people to become violent?
	Because when you say, hey, by the way, you made your voices heard and you protested and nobody was hurt, we're going to harm you once you leave.
	It's insane.
	A part of me wonders if they're trying to get people to say, well, there's nothing to lose now.
	If you want peace, you give somebody an out.
	By the way, the out would have just been, okay, you don't have to show a vaccine passport to go to a restaurant.
	That would have been a nice out, but at least at this point, give them an out where if you go home, we're not going to freeze your bank accounts and harm your family.
	And this is something else that I, but again, it's just crazy paranoia.
	For crying out loud, Alex Jones is seeming more and more like an oracle.
	If Alex Jones were to tell you this not long ago, listen, here's what's going to happen.
	You're going to show up, and if you even so much as protest at the Capitol, they will freeze your bank accounts.
	Yeah.
	Freeze your bank accounts, go after your family, and they will follow you to the ends of the earth.
	Trust me, I have seen the camps.
	We're in Canada.
	I have seen the camps, you know.
	Hey, I've been around.
	I know what I'm talking about.
	I know what I'm talking about.
	Um, and this is also something where I, you know, a lot of conservatives abandon public schools, they abandon right public office.
	So the police chief before this guy left, resigned before this.
	Now I understand probably, I don't know why, I'm inferring here, okay, just to be clear, I don't want to do propaganda, I'm letting you know that I'm making This is conjecture.
	Probably didn't want to be involved with the complete destruction of basic human rights in Canada, but the problem is if you abandon your post, a lot of conservatives leave.
	They leave these places.
	They concede that territory.
	Guess what?
	Trudeau or whoever is in charge of that office, whatever Patsy for the higher-ups, can plant whoever they want there and now you've got a guy who's going to do the bidding for that government and follow people after the protests.
	to punish them. Yeah well and just think about this for a second because they're saying like
	you said in Alex Jones voice you know freezing your bank accounts like seriously that is
	happening to people right now who are doing nothing more than protesting and by protesting
	I mean parking a truck in downtown Ottawa and dancing.
	Right. That's it. Well they're pretty white. Protest. Well the dance moves.
	I will say, the Black Lives Matter protests, they were better.
	They were much better for that.
	Also, the style points in front of the giant fires.
	But just imagine right now, if you're a small business owner and you have no access to capital.
	Let's say you're expanding, let's say you're trying to run your small business.
	Let's say you're trying to pay your frickin' rent.
	And they're like, oh hey, by the way, your account's frozen.
	Well, when will I get it back?
	When we get around to it.
	And by the way, this is how you affect protesters who are employed or want to be employed.
	Whereas with other protesters in the Summer of Love, guess what?
	There was a rent moratorium.
	It's like, we're gonna freeze your money.
	I don't give a shit.
	Oh yeah, and if you've ever dealt with any government agency like the DMV, you definitely want them to take care of your bank account.
	Yes, I'm waiting on a tax refund that is over a year and a half late.
	I'm waiting on an audit final that's been taken two years because I didn't do anything wrong.
	Well, you know what?
	They'll find something.
	It's awesome.
	Well, but to go back to the trucker, even part of that when he said, when is it propaganda?
	You go into a place that's freezing cold.
	You find a guy who's scared.
	He's never been on camera before.
	Clearly, he's a little bit twitchy.
	He's a little bit nervous.
	He's never been interviewed like that.
	And that's gratuation.
	You find the exact guy who you're mocking because you know you can.
	That's when it stops being comedy and begins to be propaganda.
	And by the way, because it's punching Yes, and it doesn't even work because the guy's right.
	Oh wait, you mean he's paranoid that the government might come after him?
	I wonder where he could have seen that within a five block radius of where you interviewed him.
	Oh, you're saying there's more and more police.
	What a crazy guy.
	What a loon.
	We're being arrested.
	Totally makes sense, this is all over a virus.
	It's for your health, Dave.
	Come on through! Come on through!
	What is happening here?
	Just riding horses on people, everybody.
	Man.
	Stop it! Stop it!
	I'm sure they were Clydesdales by accident.
	I'm sure they were Clydesdales by accident.
	Oh, that's totally normal.
	Was that exactly four horsemen?
	Yes.
	And Trudeau followed with it.
	What is wrong with this world?
	Now here's the thing, I understand that horses, this happens sometimes, it's an accident, you guys should clear, but what were they, they were clearing a path for what?
	No reason.
	All that happened was the horses went by and you go, okay, who are they, what is it, an ambulance behind them?
	Because you know when Black Lives Matter, remember, some people died because they were in houses and the fire... They went by ambulances.
	Yeah, the fire trucks couldn't get there.
	I thought, oh, we're gonna see a fire truck.
	Those horses just, they just went through just for a good old-fashioned trampoline.
	This was a parade, Steven.
	They have to get out of the way of the parade.
	And I love a parade.
	And they're not going to rain on it.
	Nope.
	It's raining horseshoes.
	That's right.
	So I guess it's paranoid to think the government might come after, I don't know, businesses that we've seen with the Canadian government, of course.
	Or maybe it's paranoid, this crazy little guy, right?
	Jordan Klepper, the bully that you are.
	Maybe it's crazy for Canadians to be paranoid that the government might come after, I don't know, pastors.
	Thank you for the recording. It's time to say goodbye.
	Seems like an unsafe place to arrest a pastor.
	In the road.
	Any place is an unsafe place to arrest a pastor.
	You're out of your house.
	Is that a black cop?
	Now I've seen everything.
	You have some conditions?
	You have conditions?
	Yeah, I have work conditions.
	What did I breach?
	What did I breach?
	Is this what you do?
	You arrest preachers?
	Is that a black cop?
	Now I've seen everything.
	You arrest pastors?
	Yes.
	And Canada.
	You took an oath.
	You're no better than the Nazis.
	By the way, that cop and the police chief in Canada should be stripped of their badges like officer and a gentleman.
	Yeah.
	They were just doing their jobs.
	Well deserved.
	And that man should be carried out like so.
	Yes.
	Low lift us up where we belong.
	Oh boy.
	Where the horses stomp.
	Oh no.
	And the syrup flows.
	And the syrup flows.
	Canada, up where we belong.
	I hate both of you.
	Jared likes wine.
	Yes.
	G-A-A-R-G.
	Okay, we get it.
	We'll do more on Mug Club.
	Now, also, I don't know, maybe the government could force quarantine.
	The point is, it's not paranoia if it's happening.
	It's like somebody interviewing me and me saying, I don't know, I'm paranoid that there's a, I'm paranoid that there's tepid tea in that mug.
	He's like, oh really?
	You just think there's gonna be?
	Yeah, because it appears almost every morning.
	I have a horse stomp your ribcage in and go, are you paranoid?
	Yeah.
	You paranoid?
	Does that feel a little paranoid to you?
	I think, I think you collapse my lung.
	No, no, that's just that paranoia.
	It's that phantom lung paranoia.
	You were in the way.
	They were trying to get over there for no reason.
	Yes.
	You were in the way of what?
	Their stomping.
	Yeah.
	This is their stomping ground.
	That's how you calm down a crowd by trampling some of the peaceful protesters who weren't doing anything in the first place.
	And kneeing them!
	For crying out loud, there's rules in the UFC.
	You can't knee the head of a downed opponent!
	Stop resisting!
	Just ask Alderman Sterling and Peter Jahn!
	He's bleeding on me.
	Knee him again.
	The two people who watched the lightweights fight.
	The best way to clear out a group of people is to come out of nowhere and say, excuse me, move, and then just immediately go in and not care.
	Right.
	I've always said that.
	Although, you know what, that being said, what I would like to see is someone just march on in with the Budweiser Clivesdale into a Walgreens while someone's having the old five-finger discount.
	Are you sure?
	These razor bump lotions happen to be my stomping grounds.
	And then you have them do the Arabian horse.
	They're very well-trained horses.
	Just roll a magnum on it and be like, you sure you want to do that?
	Yes!
	Beep!
	Alright.
	My horse wants to get to know ya.
	Now I think this is pretty telling.
	Watch.
	Jordan Klepper.
	Because this is the language of a comedian, right?
	An anti-authoritarian.
	Come on, just think about this.
	They called Donald Trump a fascist.
	They said, oh, he could be under an authoritarian regime.
	You are talking about specific... There has never been a more clear example.
	Maybe Australia.
	In the Western world of a tyrant than Trudeau.
	This, I mean, this man is not going to stop.
	He's not going to stop.
	He doesn't care about your freedoms.
	And they don't have the same constitution that we have here in the United States.
	Remember when you all mocked Jordan Peterson about the compulsion of language?
	Well, guess what?
	Here's where we are now.
	You don't think that this guy who can arrest people and freeze their bank accounts for parking their truck can arrest you for using the wrong pronouns?
	Of course he would.
	This is getting absolutely terrifying and I'll explain to you exactly why the left is now covering this because they ignored it for a long time.
	I'll explain to you exactly why Jordan Klepper feels the need to punch down.
	He really is a patsy for the higher-ups.
	I bet you this came to him as orders from Viacom.
	He uses this word here.
	Finally.
	And just hear when he says finally and understand why it sends shivers up my spine.
	And while Canadian authorities have finally enacted emergency measures to try to clear the convoy, so far the trucks are still there.
	Finally.
	While he's finally enacted emergency orders.
	That's a finally of support.
	Yeah.
	And of course, taken in context, I recommend that you go watch this entire clip.
	I think it's over at the Comedy Central channel.
	They finally enacted emergency orders.
	Hey, remember Bill Hicks?
	Remember Lenny Bruce?
	Remember George Carlin?
	Remember people talking about how the government wasn't equipped to do anything?
	And now this comedian, right, is demanding not only fewer rights for himself, unless it's having sex with a dude.
	That's what they consider rights, right?
	Having sex with a dude, killing an unborn baby, all the way up until including birth.
	But when you're talking about things like basic rights, you know, finally the Prime Minister has made sure that he can ban travel.
	In the country of Canada, to and from specific areas.
	Force evacuation of people and property.
	That means steal people and steal property.
	Force private companies like tow trucks to comply.
	Loss of personal, commercial licenses.
	He'll just strip you of them.
	Loss of right to travel internationally at all, let alone within the borders.
	Fines of up to $100,000, by the way, from the government to the truckers.
	And then fines of $5,000 to people who don't move the trucks.
	Jail up to five years.
	Jail up to five years for parking a truck.
	You know, when people say insurrection January 6th, I'll tell you what.
	This is a far greater tragedy than January 6th, and it's what the government is doing to its own people.
	Because guess what?
	Even when there is no January 6th, you stomp them!
	Sure, Babbitt was shot.
	Was the only person shot, by the way.
	January 6th.
	One woman, unarmed, shot.
	Completely unnecessary.
	Let's be clear, as far as I know, there haven't been the same charges of insurrection against those people.
	Here, we have protesters in Canada who've been entirely peaceful.
	Contrast with billions of dollars in damages from Black Lives Matter, right?
	Antifa.
	How many people were shot in CHAZ?
	At least three.
	Would have been five if our producers were shot when we were filming their live.
	And the government still beats the shit out of them.
	Hits them with nightsticks.
	Stomps them with horses.
	Let alone freezing their bank accounts and letting them know that they will continue to ruin their livelihoods for the rest of time should they deem fit.
	This is far worse than January 6th.
	You want to blame January 6th insurrectionists for destroying faith in our institutions?
	Hey, you know what destroys faith in your institutions?
	When your institutions act like and use animals.
	Well, you have a weak tyrant in Justin Trudeau and that's a problem.
	when people go oh look at what's happened oh the americans are boston tea party they're losing faith
	in their institutions yeah well it's not really losing faith if your institution sucks yeah well
	you have a weak tyrant in justin trudeau and that's a problem if somebody is tyrannical and
	they're weak they're going to do things like this to prove that they're not weak
	Hitler was a weak tyrant in the initial beginning of his phase, right?
	He was weak.
	He was not a strong person.
	Mussolini was always weak.
	Always a weak tyrant, I'm telling you.
	Way better public speaker, though, than Trudeau.
	Well, yeah.
	I'm just saying.
	That's true.
	But you talk about it with the kind of weak men, right?
	If they're put in this situation, they have to violently react, whereas strongmen know that they can handle the situation and they're good to go.
	They don't have to show that force until later.
	Yeah.
	With guys like Trudeau, nobody's shaking his hands, nobody thinks he's a part of the cool club, nobody likes Justin Trudeau, and he's a weak tyrant who's like, OK, I've got to do something strong now.
	Scared dogs bite.
	Exactly.
	Scared dogs bite.
	People often come up, they're afraid, they're terrified of Joe Louis.
	Joe Louis has never even come close to biting anybody because he's confident.
	Little dogs are afraid, and they've got to bite, because they've got to put you on your toes right away.
	I've got to scar my Achilles that proves that, that little Bichon prick.
	Now, the rest of this segment, he goes on to basically just selectively edit a little thing that was like Cujo.
	It was like a four-pound Cujo.
	Bit my Achilles.
	Snapped it.
	Are you serious?
	Yeah, I hate it.
	I mean, I killed it.
	Well, yeah.
	Oh, jeez.
	I mean, I didn't kill it.
	It was your tiger blood.
	I just had my, at the time, my Great Dane just stomp it.
	Needed a clear path.
	I ride around Joe Louis like that with my horse.
	Yeah, I know.
	You can do that.
	And we go through parades of people.
	Your feet don't even touch the ground.
	So then he goes on, this Jordan Klepper, he goes on to just basically selectively edit to try and make people on the street look crazy.
	And he continues with this general, I guess, sort of malfeasance and degradation of Canadian truckers.
	But again, it's still pretty telling.
	Let me show you the end of it.
	And a well-funded, never-ending street party infused with misinformation and nationalism feels remarkably possible in our own land of the free.
	Where does this movement go from here?
	Is he always nasally or is that cocaine?
	I believe it's going to be worldwide.
	It's going to come to America?
	Yes, definitely.
	You think this is inspiring the d**kheads in America?
	Pardon me?
	This is inspiring the d**kheads in America?
	It's inspiring people.
	People of America.
	See, you're a piece of shit and they're polite.
	To stand for freedom.
	Okay, if they do come to America, then maybe I'll finally get my f***ing end table.
	Okay, so two things.
	He just homo say what-ed.
	Yes, exactly.
	Anyway, sorry.
	No, exactly.
	It's opposite day sarcasm.
	That's what he did though.
	It's really pathetic.
	It's the absence of wit.
	Here's something.
	Notice when we did the riots they started.
	Yeah.
	We streamed that night.
	Over 150,000 of you were watching when the riots started, the peaceful protests.
	All we did was show you what was happening across the country, right?
	Didn't even require that much commentary.
	We showed you CNN where it said mostly peaceful.
	This happened live on our show and now it's sort of become a meme because everyone else saw what was going on.
	Said fiery but mostly peaceful protests.
	We just showed you exactly what was going on.
	Okay, in this case, You don't think for a second if this guy could find an example of violence, or insurrection, or something on fire, or a crime being committed, that he would include it?
	He can't, so he has to say, uh, dickheads in America, and he's corrected by the nice people being interviewed, you know, mothers who aren't used to being on camera saying, well, we hope that it inspires people, and this is the point.
	Why are they addressing this now?
	I'll tell you exactly why they're addressing this now.
	They are afraid that this could be a groundswell and that it could come to the United States.
	Because yes, the supply chain has been disrupted.
	That is a wonderful way to peacefully protest and make your voices heard because you're not directly burning down somebody's business.
	What you are doing is forcing the government to, well if they have any sense, take a seat at the table and listen.
	This is how most great Civil rights protests have taken place.
	And by the way, we're not just talking about civil rights, we are talking about basic human rights.
	But this is, make no mistake, a civil rights protest, regardless of color, and it's a mixed crowd.
	It's Canada, so it's not quite as mixed as, you know, anywhere outside of Canada, but it's still as mixed as you're going to have in Canada.
	They are afraid of this coming to the states, and I have said this many times, I hope it does!
	I would love to see a freedom trucker convoy here in the United States.
	Yeah, absolutely!
	I would love to see that here in the United States, especially if it's as peaceful as it was in Canada.
	I know!
	I would love to see a freedom convoy here in the United States.
	That's a peaceful way to have an impact.
	And now, of course, they have to address it.
	By the way, I'm pretty sure that's the show Trevor Noah was watching.
	I think so.
	Or the day before.
	But what are we supposed to do?
	Protest in an ineffective way?
	Is that what sit-ins were back when you were fighting for civil rights?
	When you took over the Wisconsin Statehouse and basically just all sat in there?
	It's an effective way of getting in the way and making yourself the impediment.
	Well, they're doing the same thing with trucks.
	That's it.
	Right.
	What do you want them to- Okay, here's the deal.
	I got a question for you.
	Truckers, do you want to do this?
	Instead of clogging downtown Ottawa, go and sit on the side of every single road in Canada and still don't deliver packages and goods.
	Still effective.
	What are they going to do to you then?
	Oh, well now you're just- You're blocking- We're not blocking a thing!
	You can get down into Ottawa if you would like.
	We're just not doing the job that will make you feel the pain.
	Well, let me just tell you, I don't want them to do that.
	I want them to continue.
	I do.
	I want them to do both, but I don't want Justin Trudeau's hatchet men going in there, beating people up, and stealing money from their bank accounts, shutting down financial institutions for just funding people, and didn't have a problem with doing it for Black Lives Matter, but have a problem doing it with people... Raise money for serial felons with Black Lives Matter.
	Absolutely.
	Well, cutting off all funding, taking all their money away, it's just absolutely amazing that anybody could be on the side of that.
	For peacefully, let alone comedians.
	Comedians, and you're talking about Lenny Bruce and Carlin.
	Lenny Bruce and Carlin, if people don't know, were arrested together once.
	Right.
	For stuff like this.
	Yeah.
	I'm not saying that they were conservative, but look at the time difference.
	Look at the timeline.
	This has nothing to do with politics anymore.
	This is being taken over by a government.
	Everything's stolen from you.
	Why would you ever be on the side of that?
	To an elderly woman who doesn't even...
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's what?
	Oh, no, it's for people there.
	For people, no, no.
	No, no, we didn't say, no, we didn't say dickhead.
	That's what you said out there.
	We're, we're saying, you know, we want to, we want to, you know, them to have a movement.
	So dickhead?
	No, stop using foul language.
	Well, he's not, he's not even educated enough about the joke that he's telling because he said, because if you guys end up coming here, I might actually- I'm sorry, he's an unfunny piece of shit.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll say that's ad hominem.
	His show got cancelled and so he has to, you know, be a lackey for Trevor Noah.
	And you would think Trevor Noah, isn't he from South Africa?
	Yes.
	Wouldn't you think he'd just go like, hey, look, just so you know, I kind of have the
	inside lane on what happens with unfettered government power.
	It doesn't end well.
	Yeah.
	Come on, Trevor.
	Why don't you just do your job and let this guy know that, eh, you know what, maybe we
	don't want to pick on these protesters.
	Also, you know what, you want to know something else?
	When people say, hey, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, they can do whatever they want.
	They go, free speech is only when the government does it.
	When liberals say this, and by the way, of course, that's untrue when you look at Section 230, because the government and Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, right, they're one and the same when they're enacting policies of the government.
	They've said, we want more.
	Curtailing of speech online as we just saw recently from Susan Wojcicki.
	But even then, it's not an argument that the left actually believes in because right now when you actually have the government of Canada arresting and punishing people for speech You're fine with it anyway.
	So don't act, just like when people say, oh, what about Dreamer children?
	Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
	Dreamer children.
	Let's say they can all stay.
	Would you, would you get rid of, right?
	Can we evict?
	Can we kick out all of the illegal criminals who are overcrowding our prisons?
	Can we get rid of sanctuary cities?
	Well, no.
	Well, then don't say that you care about the kids who are here.
	The anchor babies, because that's not what it's about.
	When you say abortion, right, they go, well what about rape and incest?
	Okay, if we allowed all abortions for rape and incest, would you be, well no, well then don't say it's about rape and incest.
	Don't say it's about individual platforms being able to ban whatever speech they want and it's not technically censorship, because you're fine with it when the government does it anyway.
	And I know that in Canada they don't have freedom of speech, which is what you would like to bring here to the United States, but let's not act like if we cross that bridge you're going to have a problem with it then.
	You only demand fewer rights and less speech.
	I've never seen it in my lifetime.
	If you're on the same page as me, smash that like button.
	Smash the like button if you have never seen in your lifetime people in our generation, people who are supposed to flip the bird to figures of authority, doing their bidding like we are seeing right now.
	Well, it's not even about... In every situation, it's not even about what it is about.
	If you're talking about rape and incest, we know where I stand on it, but it's about not going on TikTok... Pro!
	Oh, I thought we were talking about the royal family.
	Sorry.
	Oh, no.
	No, no, no.
	Well, that would just be rape and incest.
	But you repeat yourself.
	That's just, well, really take out the rape.
	You mustn't use synonyms.
	It makes you sound redundant and inarticulate.
	By incest, if you mean love.
	Yes, true love.
	Yes, love is love.
	Yes, the old tale that she shall only be awakened by true incest's kiss.
	My sister-mother-wife is a beautiful girl.
	You were saying rape and incest abortion?
	There's a difference between that and doing a TikTok video of your Planned Parenthood punch card.
	I mean, that's the problem.
	It's all these extremes that everybody wants.
	They want to be rewarded for the most awful things in the entire world.
	That's what I don't get.
	Right.
	Everybody wants to be rewarded for this.
	It's this pride in nothing.
	Well, here's the thing, and that's actually a good transition because The left is rewarded for the most extreme, right?
	You see Governor Ralph Northam saying, well, we keep the baby comfortable, let's drive an abortion, then decide what we want to do with it.
	They believe in abortion up until and including birth period, right?
	They're against heartbeat bills, where a baby has its own heart, and we know that this is now an autonomous life, you can't argue the science of it, right?
	They want to shout their abortion.
	That's pretty extreme, right?
	They want to freeze the funds of truckers.
	That's pretty extreme.
	Now on the flip side, Bill Maher, who absolutely is a liberal, Just to be clear.
	I want to support him now because I know he stepped out on a limb but he is getting a taste of his own medicine because he did accuse the Tea Party movement and people who were against Barack Obama of being racist for a long time and now he's getting the same kinds of accusations because he said something.
	He's the only person in late night right now who says anything even remotely reasonable.
	Again, not nearly as extreme as the left, what you just saw with Trevor Noah and Jordan Klepper, but he's being excoriated for it.
	So let me read you some of these tweets.
	But real quick, at least he's remained a comedian.
	Yes.
	That's the thing I like about Bill Maher.
	He's been a comedian first.
	Right.
	That's who you should go to for comedy, not every bit of news.
	Right.
	No, you're absolutely right.
	So this is actually, people were upset, and I'll show you what they were upset.
	They were upset about Bill Maher speaking out against communism in China.
	Oh.
	And genocide.
	Ah.
	And we'll get to that in a second.
	How dare him?
	How dare he?
	I mean.
	Right, so let me read some tweets from you.
	This is the Palmer Report tweeted, At this point, Bill Maher holds numerous conservative views and few liberal views.
	He is therefore, by definition, now a conservative.
	Liberals didn't lose the plot, he did.
	Brooklyn Dad tweeted, Bill Maher lost me a long time ago.
	Well, he'll be sure to read your letter.
	And I don't think he's a liberal.
	I got sick of his Islamophobic schtick and whining when his audience didn't laugh at his, quote, jokes.
	Okay, again, I don't think there's ever been someone who's gone more of A consistent anti-Christian tirade than Bill Maher, but he is even-handed.
	He also goes after Islam.
	I say, fine, look, doesn't mean that I agree with him.
	Never once.
	My faith is what defines me.
	I've been very clear about that.
	Gerald, your faith is what defines you.
	Have you ever once wanted Bill Maher off the air for him mocking Jesus or Christians?
	No, not at all.
	I just don't like some of it, but I'm just like, whatever, that's fine.
	He had an Islamic expert on to talk about why he had a problem with Islam.
	They had to tape his hands to the bottom of the desk because they didn't want him to reach out with the old cutting knife.
	He had to come on barefoot from what I understand.
	Completely naked.
	So while I was watching the show this weekend, I couldn't help but notice, and keep in mind too, I have been in communication, I've told this Inside Baseball with people at Bill Maher a while back.
	They reached out for me to be on the show and then didn't have me on the show.
	I don't blame you.
	But they did.
	I remember the Booker specifically asked me about the Russia scandal, and I was like, I don't really want to talk about the Russia scandal.
	I said, I think the Oscar's so white thing's pretty funny.
	Like, well, we don't really do that.
	We want to talk about Russia.
	I was like, yeah, probably not for you.
	So he covered the Olympics.
	Eileen Gooey covered quite a few topics here.
	And there are striking similarities between what we covered, how we covered exactly how we covered it last week, two, three weeks ago, and him covering it yesterday.
	I want you to comment below if you see that maybe it goes beyond coincidence, because I've got like four or five examples here.
	Let's first start with Eileen Gu, us, and him.
	Him and us.
	I'm sure you've heard about American citizen Eileen Gu, the beautiful model, influencer, and now gold medal winning skier who was born and raised here in America, but who chose to ski in the Olympics for China.
	Cool, huh?
	Is it?
	Is that cool now?
	To choose to represent a totalitarian police state over America?
	So can you really blame 18-year-old Eileen Gu who's already made over 31 million dollars as the face of 23 brand products in China?
	America's best freestyle skier Eileen Gu.
	Gu.
	Gu.
	Go!
	Also is- Is it go?
	Stelters.
	That's what I'm made of!
	Oh.
	I love goo.
	I have it for breakfast.
	She won't be dining the Stars and Stripes, but this is an American.
	The sickle and hammer.
	Here you go.
	Born in San Francisco to an American father and a Chinese mother, Aileen announced in
	2019 that she would ski for China at the Beijing Games.
	She decided to ski for China in 2019, so she was preparing for the 2020 Olympics.
	So here's a quote, I've decided to compete for China in the upcoming 2022 Olympics.
	Read it like goo!
	I have decided to compete for China on 2022 Olympics!
	This was incredibly tough decision for me to make.
	But here's the thing.
	The question is, why?
	Like, why would she do that if she could ski in the United States and for the U.S.
	and still win gold medals?
	Right.
	She's in deals with Victoria's Secret, Tiffany, IWC, and of course, Beats by Dre, very big in China.
	But she has 23 endorsement deals from Chinese companies, including just a few Bank of China, China Mobile, and Megmu.
	I have no idea how to pronounce that.
	But here's the interesting part.
	Each one of those deals is worth roughly about two and a half million dollars.
	By the way, do we have the... We don't have the Victoria's Secret catalog.
	You can just get one for anyone who wants one in the studio.
	I don't want one, okay?
	I have four in my backpack.
	I'll give you the Chinese edition.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	It's more of a messenger bag, really.
	I come with tidings of great tits.
	Now!
	Here's something else.
	You guys see, that's just one example.
	Here's another example of something that we made fun of and then Bill Maher addressed, which had not been addressed anywhere on late night comedy at this point as far as I know, but I'm not... I mean, I'm not omnipresent.
	I can't watch all of them at the same time.
	That's true, yeah.
	The steel cooling plant in the Olympics and the facade, the blazing saddles down.
	Here you go, Bill Maher and then us.
	We knew there were shithole countries, but who knew there was a shithole superpower?
	But...
	On the flip side though, even though this has been a huge propaganda campaign, the Chinese, you know, the topography is something really special.
	It is a beautiful backdrop there.
	It's a beautiful place.
	Hey, we've got some cooling towers.
	It looks like a water park in front of the Simpsons intro.
	Yeah, let's put the ski jump there.
	Okay, so now that's two.
	That's just a coincidence.
	Keep in mind, this is all one segment in Bill Maher.
	Yeah.
	Like, these are chronological, I think, even all the clips that we're addressing.
	It doesn't matter.
	Here's something else where he addresses Peng Shui.
	You remember Peng Shui?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no, no.
	We don't remember.
	That's the whole thing.
	We don't remember until Peng Shui showed back up.
	Peng Shui, the tennis star who disappeared, we covered it on our show a while ago and then Bill Maher made very similar jokes last night.
	a democracy based on freedom.
	And they are an authoritarian surveillance state based on how'd you like to disappear for a few months.
	Oh!
	Like that tennis player who recently vanished for a while when she said she'd been raped by a government official.
	The former tennis star, I don't know if you saw this too, but Peng Shui!
	She was even planted in the stands to actually cheer on Gu as she won.
	That's how I decorated my living room, Peng Shui.
	Yeah, everything's totally fine.
	I don't know if you remember that this was the person who basically accused one of the Chinese Communist Party leaders of sexual assault.
	She disappeared for a while and went to, I guess, a re-education camp because she came back and said, oh, I never actually said that.
	These guys are fantastic.
	She was being sexually assaulted right then.
	There was actually a Chinese official with his hand up her rear going like this.
	I think... So there's three.
	We're gonna let you guys comment.
	And then the final one... I've been writing for a show.
	Have you?
	Have you been moonlighting?
	Holy shit.
	Somebody has.
	That's not the only example, because now we also have, of course, and look, I do appreciate that Bill Maher has, you know, poached somebody to address this on his show.
	Here is him talking about the Uyghur camps.
	You know, who did it first?
	Perspective matters.
	China has basically jailed an entire ethnic minority.
	The Uyghurs, a situation that both the Trump and Biden administrations has called a genocide.
	America is not close to that.
	We'll give you access to our billion plus consumers as long as you shut up about the whole police state genocide thing.
	John Cena took that deal.
	Well, come on, China accounts for 34% of global box office and he's a movie star now.
	So, like the Uyghurs, last year he learned he needed to get some re-education.
	The Uyghurs have been, of course, you know, abused.
	These are Muslims in China.
	Juggalos.
	Who have been completely...
	Today is cynical, some might even say sickening move by the Chinese government during its highly choreographed opening ceremony.
	and watch the media cover what a victory this is.
	Today is cynical, some might even say sickening move by the Chinese government
	during its highly choreographed opening ceremony.
	Beijing gave the honor of being one of the two athletes to light the Olympic torch
	to a member of the oppressive...
	Good for Jake Tapper.
	I'm glad we found that clip.
	He actually called the balls and strikes.
	an ethnic minority that the Chinese government is right now committing genocide against.
	Good for Jake Tapper. I'm glad we found that clip. He actually called the balls and strikes and he's dead.
	Well, where are the two? Maybe Bill Maher is conservative.
	I don't know at this point.
	Yeah, I don't know either.
	Where are the two that lit the torch, by the way?
	Oh, no, no, you'll never see them again.
	No, they went in the torch.
	Oh, I'm sorry, yeah, I was gonna say that.
	They lit them as the torch.
	Become the torch.
	It was the wicker man.
	Yeah, they got out and just started a catalogue.
	Torching me won't bring back your honey!
	He might be conservative because he's, you know, anti- Is that what?
	You know what?
	So for now on, and we're going to talk about the Queen having COVID.
	So you know what?
	I appreciate that Bill Maher has smashed the like button if you want at least to at least see more from Bill Maher.
	But maybe if I want to get the HBO dollar dollar bills, I just need to host this show as Bill Maher.
	Yeah, we can do that.
	Okay, Gerald.
	Oh, what?
	Now Gerald's sitting there in that chair.
	Okay.
	You.
	Is that cool?
	Guys, I'm way more effeminate.
	Let me tell you something.
	I know that some of you on YouTube will be offended, okay?

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