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Trudeau ENDS 'Back the Blue!' Canadian Gestapo TURN on Own Citizens | Louder with Crowder

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	Outro music.
	Outro music.
	Nazi fags.
	Jews unique.
	Nigger.
	Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
	President Trump and the demagogues around the world.
	But I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
	We choose truth over facts.
	I want to be clear.
	I'm not going nuts.
	Minnesota!
	And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.
	All right there now, Timmy.
	I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
	You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.
	Come on, let's move.
	Well, gee, officer, I'm sure sorry.
	Can I just go back to my car?
	No, no, I want you to follow my instructions.
	Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.
	But, officer, can't I just get my PCP?
	No, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.
	Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal.
	Oh, boy!
	Oh, those boys!
	What ticker will they find themselves in next?
	Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
	Browser.com!
	["Strange Animals"]
	-"Strange Animals".
	["Strange Animals"]
	Sorry, I was just clearing it out.
	I had like a sinus infection thing.
	Allergies that turn into a sinus infection.
	And I just, I apologize for that.
	Disgusting!
	Look, it's smiling at me!
	Really gross.
	And also, I've been on this Pretnazone thing to help with it.
	And so I haven't slept.
	So I warn you if I show up looking like Michael Keaton.
	We have a lot to get to today.
	Look, obviously Russia invaded the Ukraine.
	Don't know how much I care about that, but we will talk about it.
	And we have a rebuttal, as we promised yesterday, to John Oliver, the critical race theory segment that he did.
	Let me ask you something really quickly, before I even get to the question of the day.
	How many slaves do you think there are on planet Earth today?
	How many do you think that compares to early America?
	Colonialism.
	Look, I'm not saying that we shouldn't teach people about slavery.
	I'm not saying that we shouldn't teach people that it's evil.
	We're going to get into that.
	We're going to talk about critical race theory, I think, when it's appropriate.
	Probably not in long division class.
	That's a class?
	But we need to teach it alongside the fact.
	But there are still slaves today.
	We just give it different names.
	It's human trafficking!
	We soften it up a little bit.
	It's not indentured servitude, it's indentured styling!
	So we'll talk about that, and also my real question of the day is, do you trust the police?
	We're going to be talking about the difference here in Canada, what's happening.
	People on the left, the violence versus the police, versus people on the right.
	I think there's a healthy mistrust of police.
	I think there's a healthy mistrust of authority.
	Comment below where you line up with the police because there is right now a record high as far as, I guess I should say, a record low as far as confidence in the police.
	And look, there's something we should be able to find common ground on.
	We've all talked about police reform.
	Okay, but where do we find that common ground?
	And this is a real problem as far as what's going on in Canada.
	Also, Gerald is going to, well, Gerald doesn't know what he's going to have to do later.
	Really?
	So before we move on, look, I'm going to try and get myself banned from TikTok again today.
	I was unsuccessful last time.
	Trash TikTok as a hashtag.
	So if it ends up just ironically getting me banned from YouTube and not TikTok, you can always watch the show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
	Eastern here on—I know it's 1030 today—10 a.m.
	Eastern on Mug Club or Rumble, and today we have another full hour of show on Mug Club.
	The best place to watch it is Mug Club.
	You know the blaze.
	Just lottocreditor.com slash Mug Club.
	It's cheap, it's cheaper than your Netflix account, and you don't have to watch six-year-olds twerk.
	Unless you like that, then keep it.
	Well, no.
	Don't?
	Well, hold on a second.
	Do it, and keep your browser cookies on.
	Feds?
	Oh no, wait, that's right, they're too busy imprisoning conservatives.
	Sorry, insurrectionists!
	Pretty sure they're the ones watching.
	Oh, that's the CIA.
	Don't mistrust your institutions now!
	No, not at all.
	Smash that like button as well before we move on.
	Gerald A., how are you?
	I am slightly better than you.
	I slept for, I guess, a few more minutes than you did.
	Oh, I don't need sleep!
	How are you?
	Yeah, you're that guy.
	I'm just going to be sitting my Camaro flipping a razor blade.
	Okay, can we cut to someone else?
	No wonder Trump felt great with the COVID.
	Apparently they had him on that and Regeneron was like, I feel the best I've ever felt!
	And you know him, you love him.
	He's actually, so we'll be on tour together.
	You can go to lightoffcrowder.com slash tour to see our joint dates.
	But March 18th and 19th, he's going to be there at the Funny Bone in Hartford, Connecticut.
	I won't be there, but he will be there and he's worth it.
	Dave, how are you?
	Ahoy!
	I'm good.
	How about you, sir?
	You know.
	I slept about three hours.
	Woke up to hail ruining my car.
	Good night!
	Yay!
	Good old Texas.
	Yes, you never know what you're gonna get.
	They always say, oh, well, you can just fix that easily.
	Just put blankets over your- put moving blankets over your car.
	Great!
	Yeah, I'll do that with my time machine.
	Thank you.
	Yes.
	In the rain, as hailstones are denting metal.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I'll put my head in the way of the hailstones.
	I'll put a moving blanket on it.
	You're gonna run out and die?
	Well, at least my car's fine.
	My moving blanket ripped when my IKEA armoire, that turns into a bed by the way, very convenient, was being moved into my house.
	I would rather my car get destroyed than me seen putting blankets on.
	Looks like it's a Clydesdale in a Central Park ride.
	Dave's already had issues with ice and head so far this week, so stay away from that.
	Try to feed it a carrot.
	Here you go.
	You're an Irish horse whisperer.
	Here you go, eat a carrot.
	I'd give you potatoes, but... Tom Cruise in what was that terrible movie?
	Was it an Irish horse whisperer with Nicole Kidman?
	Oh, what is it?
	Was it Tom Cruise?
	I think it was Tom Cruise.
	I know he was in an Irish something, but then there was a horse whisperer.
	She was like, do you want to have sex?
	And he was like, oh not right now, or today.
	Tom Cruise did an Irish voice?
	I don't remember.
	I don't want to have sex with you, but not because you're a woman.
	But because it's gross.
	No, but she had to do it in an Irish voice now.
	Well, Tom Cruise.
	Is that even possible?
	Did you see Valkyrie?
	I, Tom Cruise, doesn't do acts.
	I do my own stunts.
	But listen, listen, listen.
	See The Last Samurai?
	I do not do my own voices.
	You've not seen me do my own voices.
	Your clip is one voice.
	That is true.
	One voice.
	No matter what.
	There with the SS.
	Listen.
	I miss my Jews, okay?
	You had me.
	You had me at Auschwitz.
	All right.
	Speaking of which, now I'm saying, did you see Valkyrie?
	It wasn't included, but it couldn't do an accent.
	Speaking of minorities, it is Black History Month and we celebrate it!
	Here at Loud House Crowder, Dave hit us with the first fact.
	Alice Guy, the world's first filmmaker, directed... Female filmmaker.
	I said that.
	First female filmmaker.
	Directed over 1,000 short films throughout her lifetime, including one of the earliest films with an all-black cast.
	Wow!
	Wow, that's fantastic.
	And somebody spelled it castic, so I'm not the only one making mistakes.
	No, that's true.
	I love it.
	In 1916, just to let you know, African-American actor Noble Johnson and his brother George founded the Lincoln Motion Picture Company, a studio owned and operated entirely by black filmmakers.
	That's what George Clooney was talking about.
	Also, at a 1960 screening of Psycho, Calvin Watson of Peoria, Illinois, was the first man to yell, BITCH, HE GOT A KNIFE!
	in a crowded movie theater.
	That's been Black History Month.
	We got your facts!
	It's helpful information.
	That is a real fact.
	Yeah, it is a real fact.
	You can look it up.
	Yeah.
	No, I'm saying... It's cultural.
	It's helpful.
	Yeah, it's a cultural thing.
	It's warning... It's not a mouth... Oh, shoot.
	What did you do?
	Did you take your pen apart?
	Can someone get me another pen, guys?
	Whenever you bring in the... Oh, you have a pen?
	Okay.
	Oh, he caught it!
	Oh my gosh!
	I took my son to see a movie last weekend.
	I enjoyed the gentleman two seats over saying the F word the entire film while explaining it.
	Polish?
	Yeah, Polish guy.
	And a guy you never ask to be quiet because he's so aggressive.
	No, exactly.
	Sir, please continue to say whatever you would like.
	Sir, could you please keep doing you?
	Keep it real.
	No, you're right.
	He shouldn't effing go in there.
	I'm next to a six-year-old.
	Yes, no, exactly.
	By the way, I appreciate your use of it as a transitive adverb, so that's very... Perhaps you can be a tutor.
	All right.
	And we have a lot to get to today.
	It is, look, we'll talk about Russia, but I don't really want to, we'll talk about it on Mug Club, because it is one, I hate to use the word nuance, but you and Lane have disagreements.
	That actually did really well last time.
	People liked watching you argue.
	Yeah.
	And we'll argue about it today, considering the invasion that's taking place.
	But before that, we have to get something that really matters.
	This pastor in Tennessee, Greg Locke, you know it's good.
	Yeah, right.
	He went absolutely, he went full, you're not supposed to go full Salem.
	No.
	But he did on his congregation, claiming, he claimed, as a pastor, and hold on a second, let me just say this, as someone who is a, Gerald, you're a Christian, I'm a Christian, Dave, you know, he's kind of knocking at the door, but knock, knock, knocking, but they're like, not yet.
	I have a God.
	Yes.
	I am a God.
	Oh boy.
	Oh boy.
	Here we go.
	Thanks, Prometheus.
	You're welcome.
	So, I want to say, and Gerald, this man does not represent Christians in any capacity.
	Not if he's calling people things that we'll see.
	Yeah, that we'll see.
	And the point is, I don't like him.
	Gerald doesn't like him.
	And we call balls and strikes and psychopaths when we see them.
	Here you go.
	And last names of six witches that are in our church.
	And you know what's strange?
	Three of you are in this room right now.
	Toxin' you.
	Burnin' you.
	Deaf pastor jam?
	Oh, damn!
	Three of you in the room right now.
	Starts humping the stools.
	You better look in my eyeballs.
	We ain't afraid of you, you stinking witch!
	Yeah, how'd you spot them?
	By the pointy hats in the congregation?
	He's under us!
	In the name of Jesus Christ!
	I ain't scared of you, mother-witches!
	We break your curse!
	We got your first name!
	We got your last name!
	We even got an address for one of you!
	Dox them, witches!
	Let's start some fires!
	You so much as cough wrong and I'll expose you in front of everybody in this tent, you stinking witch!
	Oh, really?
	How many guitars do you need, sir?
	Oh, really?
	That's how it works?
	You were sent to this church to lure us in.
	You were sent to this church to cast a spell.
	Listen, some of you been sick because you befriended that witch.
	Oh really?
	That's how it works.
	Two of you are my wife's ladies Bible study and you know who you are and we gonna ask
	you to get out or I'll expose you in front of everybody.
	We got all six of their names.
	Ooh.
	All six of them.
	I love how he's holding it back like, I will expose you if you cough.
	Wrong.
	Now, if y'all are willing to put $20 in the plate... Yes!
	You might find... I NEED A NEW LEGIT WITCHES!
	I WILL NOT FLY A DOUBLE PISTON PLANE!
	NO CESSNAS UP IN THIS CONGREGATION!
	I WANT A PILATES!
	If I have $2,000,000 in the next 25 minutes, you witches will live.
	Yes!
	If not, you will burn in the eternal hellfire.
	I SEE THAT NEWT IN YOUR POCKET!
	I'm gonna do a one-legged hop.
	Down the microphone!
	I found a seventh, by the way.
	Did you?
	Look at the video.
	Seventh was performing.
	He's more of a wizard.
	I would absolutely attend his mass.
	No, no.
	I would heckle him from the audience with zero fear.
	Oh, I didn't say I wasn't going to heckle him, I just said I would attend it.
	Right, yeah.
	I'd be like, um, excuse me, if you've turned to, you know, any part of the Bible, it describes you here.
	Right, what I would just do is hack his projection system and put it hocus pocus on a loop.
	There is no white man that can skip like that.
	That is an unnatural gift.
	And this is a good example too, we'll get to John Oliver, what he does trying to say, you know, conservatives who oppose critical race theory, they just find someone who's crazy, like Jordan Klepper did yesterday, and they try and point to that as emblematic of Christianity.
	Look, don't look to that guy, look to Christ.
	That's why I have a problem with Islam, because I look to Muhammad and I go, Ooh, sex slavery!
	So, the point is, we have differences.
	Look to the founder of the feast, and this guy, it's fakery.
	This is not the Christian faith.
	It is fakery.
	Just to prove to you, it's an act.
	It's performative, which is, like you said, this is not what preaching should be.
	It is not performance art.
	Sam Kinison did an impression of this man before this man was born.
	If your soul was riding on the line and you had to testify and you had to make a commitment,
	if it was a final answer, what would you do?
	That's a time-traveling witch!
	People forget he was a pastor.
	He was a preacher.
	Southern preacher.
	Oh, wow.
	And he kind of exposed it.
	And he was never anti-christian.
	He was very rough and vulgar.
	But he actually was disenchanted with the fakery of a lot of these sort of Southern churches.
	And, you know, you see it.
	It's just, it's fakery.
	It's performance art.
	Yeah, a lot of it's Tammy Faye Baker and her husband.
	And he did a lot of bits on that.
	Actually, if you look at him and Pastor, which we're going through this morning, there's a lot of bits on it.
	All about these guys.
	Jesus ate dinner with a guy that was actually being used by Satan.
	He was like, I'm gonna walk around this table and I'm gonna put my hand on the witch!
	Yeah, he didn't walk by at the Last Supper and go, WHAT ARE YOUS GONNA BETRAY ME?
	AND I'M NOT GONNA SAY WHO, TAPPING ON EUDICE'S SHOULDER?
	YOU TRY TO KISS ME LIKE A BITCH?
	Don't ask no questions.
	IS THAT HOW YOU BETRAY THE SON OF MAN?
	BY KISSING LIKE A HOMOSEXUAL?
	Just let it happen.
	Give me your wife.
	Paul's just like, he's doing it again!
	Oh no!
	Why does Jesus get so worked up?
	He gets so worked up.
	Guys, take an offering quick!
	Wow.
	I guess that wine didn't turn into his blood, it just... It's still wine!
	Very much wine.
	In the world!
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	Am I having a stroke, or are we in an elevator?
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	Alright, so we're gonna do which one first?
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	Is that the... Yeah.
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	Alright, let's move on.
	It tasted like the orange tang that the restaurant tasted.
	We'll get the timing right for the next taste test.
	Yeah, well, you know.
	We have oatmeal and mac and cheese.
	I don't want to lead the jury, but when I got my supply, I ate all the oatmeal.
	Did you?
	And the pudding.
	The pudding?
	The pudding and the oatmeal is better than store-bought oatmeal.
	If there's a nuclear holocaust, I won't have any pudding.
	No, or oatmeal, quite the quandary.
	I can really have a lot of fun with no pudding during your fallout.
	Right, yes, exactly.
	When the shit hits the fan, what are you gonna do?
	That's the phrase they always use, like, hey, I don't know if you know, I'm gonna know when the shit hits the fan.
	Like, oh, that guy knows what's going on.
	When you make it to the truck and the alien eats you while you're trying to get away from John Goodman.
	Right.
	All right, so yesterday, we'll just hit this really quickly, Vladimir Putin recognized the independence of Donetsk and Luhansk, two separatist regions.
	So just when I say recognize their independence, what I mean is he, right, he wants to Yeah, so that's a little bit misworded pretext for him.
	He wants to take them over?
	Pretty much.
	No, he wants to welcome them with open arms.
	He recognizes that they are independent countries now.
	It's kind of like Canada saying, you know what, we recognize Maine and New York are independent countries.
	We would like to welcome them to hell.
	And usually when you welcome someone, you go into the territory.
	Well, he is.
	He's going in right now with what you would think would be like, you know, flowers and parades.
	Tanks.
	It's an invasive welcoming.
	Tanks.
	But it is a welcoming nonetheless.
	Listen to Putin tell you himself.
	The situation in Donbass is becoming critical.
	Did he say dumbass?
	And today I'm addressing you directly, not only to talk about what's happening, but also to inform you about the decisions we're making about possible steps in this regard.
	Once again, I would like to underscore that Ukraine is not just a neighboring country to us.
	It is an inherent part of our own history, culture, spiritual space.
	They are our comrades, relatives, not only colleagues, friends, but also Our family.
	People we have blood and family ties with.
	Yeah, I usually show up to poker night at my friend's with tanks.
	I bet every one of those phones hurt someone when they're picked up.
	He doesn't even say anything.
	They're just the scariest looking landlines you would only see in Russia.
	He's just throwing them like Russell Crowe.
	No, no, no, they sent peace.
	I told you, Beluga!
	Dead again, click.
	Ukraine is ours!
	And by that I mean we are friends, yes?
	Bring me poison tip umbrella, it's raining.
	Bring me poison tip umbrella.
	If not, gun just as good.
	It's fine, whatever gets me to the car.
	Whatever, nobody cares.
	Nobody questions.
	Bring me... You saw what happened to Pussy Riot.
	Yes, bring me Clydesdale to stop my way to car.
	Yes, exactly.
	Yes.
	Hey Canada!
	Trudeau!
	I'm taking notes.
	So we'll talk about this on Mug Club because there's a lot to get into as far as numbers, what's going on, the geopolitics.
	It's a big deal.
	It is a big deal.
	And not a Putin fan, just to be clear.
	Just to be clear for all the leftists watching.
	Like, oh, is he supporting Putin?
	Nope!
	He seemed a bit more afraid of Trump, though.
	He did.
	He was a little bit.
	I'm just putting it out there.
	I saw people tweeting yesterday saying, like, oh, if this were Donald Trump, he would congratulate Putin.
	You know what?
	Okay, let's say we can what-if all we want, but that never happened.
	Yeah.
	It happened under Obama.
	A similar situation happened under Obama.
	It's now happening again under former Vice President Joe Biden.
	Nothing under Donald Trump.
	Nothing with North Korea of significance.
	Nothing with Russia.
	Yeah.
	Actions matter more than words or mean tweets.
	Are you starting to get the picture?
	Now.
	He flew over and out-crazed him.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	If it was Trump, he wouldn't be doing it.
	Sorry, that's the reality.
	I don't care what side you're on.
	No, you might have dropped the bomb.
	You saw with your own eyes for, you know, I'd say three years before you wrecked the presidency.
	Yeah, before, yeah.
	Unless then it was an international... Fantastic.
	It's a pandemic, Dave.
	I'm sorry, the pandemic.
	Pandemic, Dave.
	Yes.
	That means around the world.
	Don't bring up what the Queen's taking.
	It's international.
	OK, let's move on here.
	So last night, the House in Canada voted to extend Trudeau's emergency.
	Unbelievable.
	The Emergencies Act, which is absolutely terrifying for people who don't know that was supposed to be seven days.
	This means he can you know, we've talked about the freeze bank accounts.
	Effectively, there's no due process.
	And we just saw the police chief saying that they're going to pursue people who've taken part in these protests indefinitely.
	So by the way, so to truckers in Canada, just so you know, it's not There's no upside to leaving now.
	Stay back.
	Run, truckers, run!
	Getting closer to spring, actually.
	Yeah, I mean, just stay.
	Really?
	Just stick around.
	More of an upside to stay.
	See what happens.
	Just Pacific Heights, that shit.
	Don't leave.
	Squatter's rights, huh?
	Squatter's rights.
	Now, here's something else, a story, though, to give you an idea, and I want to talk about the difference between The approach to police because we've talked about this and sometimes we catch flack as people who are more conservative.
	Look, especially when Black Lives Matter was happening and they were simply targeting police officers.
	I think that's obviously wrong.
	I think there are a lot of good cops, but I do think there's a difference between that and a healthy mistrust of authority.
	And when you see the left, what they do is they say, And I do mean, why are you doing left and right?
	Because there's a fundamental difference.
	Okay, substitute left with the entire DNC.
	Happy now?
	Where they say, hey, let's support these rioters need space to protest.
	It's the summer of love.
	They should not stop and they should continue.
	President Harris said that.
	And these are acts of violence committed against police officers, which they've supported.
	And then when people on the right say, hey, look, this is an abuse of power.
	They say, well, why are you sowing mistrust in institutions when they want to jail you?
	So, let me show you exactly how this, how we go on down the trail to tyranny.
	Canada's just a little bit further than the United States.
	Kyle Cardinal, he's in Ottawa.
	He live reported a police intimidating, so this is a reporter in Ottawa.
	I hope, Kyle, if you want, I hope I have your name right.
	We have all the references available at lottowithcardinal.com.
	It'll be in the pinned comment on YouTube.
	The police were intimidating an owner, and I'll give you more info in context, of a cafe.
	Here you go.
	You can actually see what's about to happen here.
	So now they're surrounding the building.
	That's not cool.
	Taking pictures of lawful people.
	Look at, look at this.
	They're here for an inspection.
	It's just a cafe that serves truckers.
	Yeah, and everybody else too.
	I don't trust you!
	You just, you just, you, you just told me that you're gonna break that wall, so I don't like to hear it.
	We all do respect.
	In the name of Jesus, I command you to go.
	In the name of Jesus, I command you to go.
	It's the same preacher.
	It is, it's the same guy, yeah.
	It's a witch, a witch cop.
	Take away your lessons, boy, take it away!
	I, I can't wait to take it away though.
	No, no, take it away, we don't care, we got nothing left anyway!
	They're gonna break the building, they know they can't.
	That's called stubbornness.
	Stand up for your rights.
	Do these cops surround the Walgreens to protect it?
	Or the Jean Coutu?
	Come back for Canadians watching.
	I'm sorry that he has to come this way, but now you see what the police is up to.
	If they want to come in, they have to break the window.
	The building, I lease.
	The window, they're not mine.
	I don't know.
	Number two, they have no warning.
	Number three, they want to inspect.
	Inspect what?
	That was an excuse.
	This is the tactic of warning and scaring and whatever, but when you have the Lord Jesus in you, you're not afraid.
	You look Him straight in the eyes, and they're already upset because you don't comply.
	Good for this guy.
	I don't care.
	I'll break down the window.
	I'll come in.
	Where is she now?
	And by the way, that guy seems totally reasonable.
	Of course, some people are like, oh, he's saying in the name of Jesus.
	So when you understand the full context, we actually reached out to the police officer in question, and he did offer an official reply.
	Oh wow, that was weird.
	Now it makes sense.
	I see what happened.
	He's like an older Stipe Miocic lookalike, so let me just... Didn't care for the soup.
	No, that's what happened.
	No more of this soup!
	So, this cafe owner, let me give you a recap.
	What you just watched and why it should be horrifying.
	Or why it is to me.
	I don't want to tell you what it should be for you, but this isn't too far off from what can happen in the United States of America if All it takes is one executive order, unfortunately.
	That's what's happening here in this country.
	We used to have a process, and you know, remember Schoolhouse Rock, three branches of government?
	Yeah.
	We've seen a lot just get rammed through executive orders.
	And yes, Republicans and Democrats have both done it.
	We see that with the Emergency Act in Canada.
	Unfortunately, it passed the House now, it passed their, I believe, Parliament.
	Parliament, yeah.
	This is why I say there are no Conservatives in Canada.
	It was across party lines.
	Really?
	If no one in office in Canada is willing to stand up to a Prime Minister who's done blackface more times than we can count, freezing people's bank accounts, and arresting people, and fining them $100,000 simply for a peaceful protest in a truck... You know what, Sonny Gamora?
	Ten good men?
	I just hope, you know what, if you look back at Canada, you'll turn into a pillar of salt, because I don't know if that country is redeemable at this point, and I would love to see Canadians come to the United States.
	We could use people like these truckers here in the United States, and we could use a movement like the Freedom Convoy here in the United States.
	I've said it ad nauseum.
	I want to see it here.
	This cafe owner supported the truckers.
	Yeah.
	He fed the truckers.
	He fed everybody, to be clear.
	Yeah.
	Including police officers, before this.
	And then the police suddenly showed up for an inspection.
	Here's the rub.
	They showed up for an inspection on Saturday.
	Those inspections are not conducted over the weekend, right?
	This is what happens when... It's not, do you have laws?
	Are laws applied equally?
	And just think about the power... What?
	The police are the health inspectors now?
	Yeah.
	Were they in masks?
	Did they have their clipboard out to check to make sure the oil is at the right temperature, you know, the floors are clean, the bathroom's clean, like everybody's good here?
	Yeah.
	No, they surrounded the place with police officers and threatened to break down the window.
	Right.
	I think breaking a window would cause a health problem.
	Yeah.
	Well, you know, yes.
	It could let in mice.
	Yeah, it could let in mice.
	Especially if a guy starts walking through that broken window with a flute.
	You never know.
	Follow him in.
	Canada should go back to the good place that it was, you know?
	Full nude strip clubs where teenagers can drink and gamble.
	Yes.
	Oh, well.
	I'd take it over this.
	Well, let's be honest.
	It was fun.
	To be fair, one of the trucks is you go in the back of that Mack truck and you're like, oh, it is a strip club and gambling joint.
	And it's still good.
	Yeah.
	Also in Canada, think about this.
	Those police are the only people with guns.
	Yeah.
	That's terrifying.
	They're the only people with guns.
	What do you think happens if they break down the window?
	And by the way, the police, allegedly, I couldn't hear it but it did sound like, threatened to suspend this man's business license forever.
	So the police can come in and say, you have the wrong opinion, you support the wrong people.
	And by the way, this is not an inference that needs to be, this is not a stretch because we just heard the police chief say, there will be no quarter.
	We will basically hunt you down.
	We showed that yesterday.
	The police chief said, There will be long-term consequences to anyone who took part in these protests.
	Here's what you need to read between those lines.
	That's not a person who wants you to leave and disperse.
	No.
	That's a person who wants you to get unruly and violent because they're not giving you an out.
	They're saying it doesn't matter what happens.
	You peacefully protested?
	If you peacefully protest, pack up and leave, we're still going to harm you.
	Yeah.
	And right now you see the police, they're jackboot thugs going out and saying, you know what?
	We might shut down your business forever.
	You know what she said?
	Did you hear her when he said that?
	She goes, fine, take away our license.
	We don't have anything left anyway.
	And then he's like, no, no, no, no, just take the windows.
	Yeah, no, but her point is incredibly valid.
	They're backed into a corner.
	They have nothing left.
	Their business depends on customers coming in.
	They have made that impossible, and now they've essentially blacklisted them and said, look, we're going to come back and harass you and make sure that you guys have to pay the penalty.
	But neither do the cops, though.
	That's the thing.
	In America, I think the police would kind of stand up at this point.
	But I think they're all backed into a corner.
	That's the problem.
	Everybody is so desperate that these police are trying to do this to save their own asses, while these people are trying to save their cafe, and all they're trying to do is feed people that are hungry?
	How does this happen in such a short amount of time?
	This is how it happens always.
	It's disgusting.
	A march toward tyranny.
	It happens step by step.
	I'll have a story a little bit later about a friend of mine whose grandmother was from Poland under Nazi occupation.
	And in her experience, she had to deal with an SS officer who himself was anti-Nazi.
	But he didn't have a choice.
	It's a goal... I'm not saying that Trudeau is a Nazi.
	I'm just saying he's a blackface tyrant.
	And I think this is important, too, because we need to recognize the difference between the left and the right in their approach to police officers.
	Now, I am not saying that you should go out and treat police officers as, when you look at the mass protests from the left, We saw this.
	Mostly peaceful.
	Fiery.
	$2, $3, $4 billion in damages.
	It's a rounding error at that point.
	It's like Mike Tyson's account with Don King.
	He stole, I don't know, $200 million.
	I don't know how that... I owe $53 million to the IRS.
	I started doing some math.
	I bought a few tigers and three mansions, but that's not $200 million.
	Doing that to a man that can kill you with one punch?
	I can when you have thugs who enforce this.
	That's the problem with Don King.
	Don King is no different than the Prime Minister of Canada.
	So let's look at how these protesters from the left have treated police officers amidst their protests.
	An officer smashed on the head with a fire extinguisher.
	Another blatantly run over.
	Images clearly difficult to watch as peaceful protests have turned violent
	Them to you like this one from Flatbush when NYPD says Attacked officers and their vehicle. They're looking for
	the men They say we're throwing rocks bottles and you see a cone
	thrown and other items in the vehicle Striking those officers an SUV drove through a line of
	police officers in Buffalo We want to warn you this is hard to watch and the officers
	are going to be okay the driver hit two officers before speeding around an
	armored vehicle and taking off Also, let alone fact, a police precinct was burned down.
	I can't remember if that was Minneapolis or if that was Seattle.
	Could have been a few.
	There were a few in Detroit over the last couple decades.
	They just sort of bleed together at a certain point.
	To be clear, I condemn all of that.
	We always have.
	But that is not at all inconsistent with... Here's what is inconsistent.
	Saying that's justifiable, or saying, well, it's the language of the unheard, and then saying, hey, police officers, come shut down this cafe.
	Hey, police officers, come take their guns away.
	That's inconsistent.
	It's not inconsistent for all of us to say we condemn that, and people on the right, here's what you do, just like that cafe owner.
	You know your rights, you stand up for your rights, and you make sure that officers know and understand the oath they swore.
	See if you can spot the difference with right-wing extremist protesters.
	I just want to get a coffee, okay?
	Can I get a coffee?
	Why is the camera in my face right now?
	Are you here partaking?
	Because he's allowed to.
	Now you're in the red zone?
	I'm scared.
	I want to go for a coffee down there.
	Can I go for a coffee?
	Where's your residence, ma'am?
	Do you live in this?
	You are not excluded from that.
	Where do you live?
	Alberta.
	Time for you to leave.
	Leave!
	What did I tell you?
	Take your camera and get out of here.
	Do you understand that?
	Did you ever consider burning down his precinct?
	I just wanted a coffee.
	You know no one here means anyone any harm.
	You have been lied to.
	You've been brought in because you haven't been around us.
	You have been brainwashed.
	Stand with the people and don't conduct these orders.
	Children will look back and say, what did you do for freedom?
	You're embarrassing.
	You are trying to make a point.
	She has done nothing illegal.
	Stop it!
	She has her son with her!
	You're embarrassing!
	Leave her alone!
	Can you please not get so close to me?
	You have come within a meter and a half of me.
	Take your hands off of her.
	She's with her kid.
	Keep away from me!
	She has her child with her!
	And you know what's really unfortunate?
	The reason you see that is because cops know they're not at risk with right-wing protesters.
	They're not at risk of a Molotov cocktail hitting them in the head.
	They're not at risk of some guy coming out and throwing a brick at him, taking it from the pallet that was suspiciously dropped off.
	They know that they're just going to be met with words.
	But here's how you do it.
	Here's what you do need to do.
	Recognize your rights.
	And don't think that police officers recognize your rights.
	It is your job to inform police officers if they are infringing upon your rights.
	That's at least how you start.
	And if enough of you do that, maybe some officers in Canada might start feeling some accountability.
	And I know there are a lot here in the United States, but we certainly don't blindly support the police officers.
	We just support them being able to go out and do their job and not be shot, not be harmed, not be maimed.
	There's nothing wrong with telling them that they're breaking their oath.
	Yeah, and every single officer out there right now, I don't care what country you are in, I was just doing my job has never been a good excuse.
	No.
	In history.
	That's the line of every villain lackey in the second to final scene before the last one.
	I was just doing my job!
	So am I. Blam!
	Ya witch!
	I have got your names!
	I mean, it's easy to say this is what right-wing protesters do, but how long until it's not?
	Well, that's the thing.
	I mean, how many times are you going to take somebody's business, ruin their life, hurt people, take away in front of their children, until it becomes the exact same thing?
	Yeah.
	Until it becomes us versus authority and it's just all-out war and chaos.
	Well, I think what you will see is, before that happens with anyone on the right, They will be defending their own property.
	They're not going to go out into the streets and haunt police officers as the Black Lives Matter people have done, as Antifa have done, which of course should be condemned entirely.
	But I do think at a certain point, for example, go through the timeline... Well, you don't own that apartment.
	No, exactly.
	I don't.
	That's a lease.
	That's a lease.
	I don't own that deal.
	No, no, wait, wait, wait!
	The security deposit!
	Okay, just stay in this area in Walkthrough Kitchen.
	Please, don't wreck the walls.
	Have you seen my armor?
	It folds into bookcase.
	You can take that.
	So, let's go through the timeline.
	Okay.
	Prime Minister comes in, shuts down the economy in Canada.
	3 million jobs lost in a country that has about 35 million people.
	200,000 more jobs lost in January.
	And of course you have to have a passport and you have to be treated as a second-class citizen if you don't opt to take this mRNA injection into your body.
	Protestors peacefully show up to simply say stop with the mandates and stop with the lockdowns and then you have officers threatening to close those businesses down.
	So they're already unemployed and the people who are not unemployed are actually going out and protesting for the unemployed and then you decide that you're going to intimidate them.
	Do I have that about right?
	At what point do you think, and that's why I'm saying, I don't think the Canadian police right now, when they say we're going to pursue you even after this protest is done, they want to be given a reason.
	You don't understand what you're asking.
	When you talked about the vote that happened in Parliament, fortunately I think there was 141 people who voted against it.
	It was like 175 or 180 that voted for it.
	Roughly.
	I'm doing the numbers in my head.
	One of the guys who voted for it said two things.
	One, this is all based on disinformation.
	And two, this isn't just truckers wanting to end the mandate.
	This is foreign people coming in and doing it.
	That's the only caveat in the Emergencies Act that says you can implement this because it's for... They've shown no proof of that, by the way.
	Why don't foreign people come here?
	They can vote.
	Yeah, exactly.
	These are the same people who go, no, we have a problem with foreign protesters.
	How about foreign people voting?
	Or what about sanctuary cities?
	Do you want to just at least, I don't know, evict serial felons who are occupying our prisons and we know that they're not citizens?
	No, no, no, that would be unreasonable.
	Let's just make sure we go out in tear gas and Clydesdale stomp the truckers.
	Right.
	And they're also not all truckers.
	No, they're not.
	That's really what it breaks down to.
	No, they're cafe owners.
	Listen, every single government right now needs to understand you rule at the will of the people.
	That's it.
	You only get to be in power because we give you the power to do it.
	You know what?
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Guys, smash the like button if you want.
	Today's show is just going to go late.
	I didn't plan on spending this much time on this topic.
	I was raised in Canada.
	If you're okay with it, smash that like button.
	Otherwise, we'll try and end it on time, but we have the whole John Oliver rebuttal, which I know is going to take us a half hour.
	I was raised in Canada.
	And here's something, too.
	I was just talking with someone recently who they've traveled the world, and I have immense respect for them.
	They were asking me, do you really want to travel?
	I said, no, not that much.
	And they said, why?
	Here's why.
	I was raised in Montreal.
	I was raised in Montreal, which is far more European than it is American in a lot of ways, and I was raised to... My mother's side is French-Canadian, and I was surrounded by a French-Canadian family.
	We didn't speak English on any holidays.
	I went to French-speaking schools for half my life.
	And all I wanted...
	All I wanted, all I can remember, was wanting to come to the United States.
	My dad was American.
	I was born in Detroit.
	I moved to Canada when I was three.
	When I was 18, the second I could move here, I did.
	Because I saw what was happening.
	And now I don't really have that... I don't really have that much of an interest going elsewhere.
	You know, you'll visit every now and then, but I visit... You visit Europe.
	You visit a lot of Canada as an older country.
	You visit these places to see the beautiful things that were.
	And you come to America to be a part of the beautiful thing that is...
	And I just want it to still be the is 10, 20 years from now.
	Canada is no longer beautiful.
	That is an ugly, ugly place.
	Yeah.
	Well, and it all started with, you can't tell these kind of jokes.
	Yes.
	Right?
	It really did.
	You can't misgender- No, remember Mike Ward?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, of course.
	They literally fined and put comedians through human rights tribunals and people said, well, that's a mean joke.
	He ended up winning after a year.
	After a year of a- And legal fees and battles.
	Jordan Peterson basically- And comedians cheered it.
	Yeah, Jordan Peterson is basically the devil for saying, if I can't tell the difference between male and female, I'm gonna say it one way or the other, and I might offend you.
	He basically said, I'll respect what you say, but I can't teach something that's actually not scientific proof.
	Right!
	Guarantee you, if Jordan Peterson was running a cafe, that would be shut down and the windows broken.
	Yeah.
	Oh, I'm surprised he hasn't been crucified, to be honest.
	Yeah, well, it's in the plans.
	Oh, well.
	There's a rumor going around yeah, and I just have to word it like this.
	say there's a witch personality test for witches.
	Let's say there's there's a rumor going around.
	Yeah.
	And I just have to word it like this.
	There's a rumor.
	OK.
	Rumor that the queen is being treated with a certain drug that may be inexpensive.
	So the rumor... Which is obviously a big deal for the Queen because they can afford what they... They can afford anything, really.
	And if somebody was, I don't know, 114 years old, you would assume it could work on somebody who's, I don't know, 30.
	Part of that is, let's say the entire world was collapsed based on the fact that an industry based on human health was all just to make money off of this entire thing.
	Shouldn't people be a little bit more angry than this?
	On the side of the truckers and a little less on the side of the authority?
	Yeah, you would think so.
	And the rich prick in office there?
	Right.
	The spoiled brat?
	What, 17% of the people got him into office or something?
	Something like that, yeah.
	That's a problem when people say, oh, two-party system, man.
	Okay, go to a parliamentary system and see someone who could be elected with a minority of the vote.
	It's not perfect.
	But it's like a 10-round must system, right, in combat sports.
	It's as close to perfect as we have.
	It's the rich kid who hung out at parties that you didn't really like, but his parents would go on vacation.
	You're like, oh, we can steal their Ferrari.
	You know what I mean?
	There's nothing likable about him.
	Yeah, when his dad Fidel's gone, he's like, let's break into a liquor company.
	He summed it up perfectly in a speech that he gave, actually.
	He said, That if you voted against the Emergencies Act being implemented for the full length of time that he asked for, then you don't trust in government to handle these situations.
	And I was like, no, no kidding, Justin!
	That's the whole point!
	And you'll see this with the John Oliver Critical Race Theory segment we're about to do.
	I find this consistently, and maybe it's a blind spot.
	Maybe they've got floaters, cataracts, I have no idea.
	When they try and characterize conservatives as really bad, I hear what they say and I go, is it though?
	It's like, that means that you don't trust the government.
	Well, hold on a second.
	You did force the unemployment of 3 million people.
	200,000 just this month.
	I mean, in the United States, we have record high unemployment.
	Yeah, you know what?
	I don't really know.
	I wouldn't even say that's a strawman.
	The government's people.
	It's not a fucking machine.
	It's people.
	People are flawed.
	But people are flawed.
	It's going to be a flawed system.
	Why would you trust it?
	People aren't trustworthy.
	Mostly the people that we elect.
	Have you seen them?
	Why would you trust that ever?
	Picture the broad who annoys you at the DMV, now put her in charge of your speech right.
	Make her Nancy Pelosi.
	Talk to Nancy Pelosi about getting a driver's license and tell me you don't want it.
	It's going to be quiet for a report.
	Last time I went to the DMV, they said, you need two pieces of ID.
	Great.
	And like your birth certificate.
	Okay, fine.
	And then they say, you need your social security number or a document that has your social security number.
	So I brought a tax return.
	And they sent me home because they said, this is a true story, they said, that's not your social security number, that's your tax ID number.
	I said, you guys labeled it tax!
	It's clearly my social security number!
	They're like, well, no, we can't tell.
	We have no way of knowing.
	I'm like, don't you have a computer?
	Just punch it, put it in, put it in the machine that you have right there.
	That same number of numbers.
	I'm telling you, it's my, it's just, you wrote tax ID number.
	And you know who helped me?
	There was a very nice black gentleman at the DMV.
	Yeah.
	He said, man, that's some bullshit.
	Come back, I'll get you the front line.
	So, I had one of my producers run over my social security card, which they used to tell you tear up sometimes, because you don't want someone finding it, and I had to bring it to the DMV to get my license renewed.
	My point is, take them and put them in charge of health care and wounds, and your right to speak freely, and the economy, and you've got the DNC and the Liberal Party of Canada.
	Okay, and it's not too far off from the next topic that we're going to cover, TikTok.
	I hate TikTok.
	I know what's wrong to hate.
	But I do.
	Sometimes.
	You're talking about a person.
	You're talking about a god-awful... If there ever was a time to hate.
	Hate witches!
	It's run by Chinese witches!
	Channel witches are here, I know all six.
	I want you to do the dance, he's like... I believe I made my point!
	Don't cough!
	Seriously, he watched Leap of Faith with Steve Martin in Salem's Lot and woke up and was like... I can do that.
	I got an idea.
	I wonder if he talks that way.
	He wants you to think he talks that way at home.
	Like, I told you I don't want the Cinnamon Toaster Cruncher!
	I want Golden Grahams!
	Just like it was bad.
	And now I caught AIDS because it's airborne on the cereals!
	Don't give me none of that Captain Cruncher whoops all witches that's in the congregation.
	Don't you bring me those apple jacks, they don't taste like apples!
	Honey!
	His wife's just like, who cares, we eat what we like!
	I'm a witch!
	All right.
	Count Chocula.
	He's on the oldies station, just witchy woman starts playing, he's like... Starts smoking in the car.
	All right, so as you know, here's the thing, last week And it's crazy to think about this for a second.
	We tried!
	No, no, no, seriously.
	Communist China, when you look at what... It's not... There's not enough of a contrast between them and Australia and Canada at this point.
	There is not enough of a contrast.
	There really isn't.
	Think of what happens to protesters in these countries.
	Think of what the police do.
	And think of what happens in Canada.
	Think about the quarantine camps that you see in Australia.
	It's not a... Look, if Communist China, if there's not enough of a stark contrast between that and the free world, the free world is screwed up!
	You have screwed up royally.
	We are at that point.
	We are at that point.
	Okay.
	So as you know, last week we tried to get the, well, the trend actually started trending, the hashtag Trash TikTok.
	Yeah.
	So, um, we started this movement, and in no uncertain terms, I did my level best to try and get yours truly banned from TikTok.
	I was going to manually delete TikTok, was the plan, like on my phone, go look, and then I realized, wait a second, I don't need to do that!
	I can just say, I can just say true things!
	Yeah, we'll give you the floor and let you, let you get it off your chest.
	Yes.
	I am going to close my TikTok.
	The nine dash line isn't real.
	Mao's great leap forward led to the death of 45 million Chinese citizens.
	On June 4th, 1989, the CCP murdered thousands of protesters at the Tiananmen Square.
	Taiwan is in fact a real country and not a part of Communist China.
	Now, here's the thing, like, I had been banned from TikTok four times before that, I believe.
	What was that?
	You can smash the like button.
	Yeah, we like that video.
	Not TikTok, though.
	Not TikTok.
	No, no, no.
	Don't smash like for TikTok.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	There's one communist spy like, I hold!
	one communist by like I hold I will hold so I had been banned from tic-tac for far less
	Yeah.
	What was the token amount?
	Was it three times banned from TikTok?
	At least two.
	I think so.
	I think it was three.
	I think it was three times.
	So we were sure that that would get banned.
	Yeah.
	Okay, here's what happened.
	I failed.
	Miserably, you know.
	The original upload to TikTok got 4.3 million views on TikTok.
	That's a lot of TikToks!
	I think that's our largest viewer number for TikTok.
	Then it was removed for hate speech, okay?
	Or facts.
	And then, and we did nothing.
	Winnie the Pooh.
	We did nothing.
	What?
	I just love the Winnie the Pooh in the background.
	Look at it.
	It's just the extra insult in the photo that I love.
	And we didn't do anything.
	Like with YouTube, right, we send in a half-Asian Craig and we make sure, like, hey, this is the photo.
	With TikTok, we're like, mission accomplished, good, banned, done.
	Then it got reinstated.
	For some reason, unbeknownst to us, and it got 6.2 million views!
	No fault of our own!
	We didn't even protest!
	6.2 million views!
	So it's 10 million views?
	No, no, no, it's 6.2 million.
	Oh, so when they reinstated it, it started at zero.
	Now, here's the thing.
	I really, I absolutely do want to, you know, hashtag trash TikTok.
	I don't want to be a part of that platform.
	Try it again.
	But I'm not going to remove myself.
	Right.
	No.
	Because that would be abandoning territory.
	So, um, I'm gonna have to try a little bit harder this time.
	And this is, are we ready?
	We're gonna get this right.
	You do.
	Yep.
	Laser beam.
	Tractor beam.
	Suck me right in.
	Right to TikTok.
	Uh, okay, TikTok.
	And I think the problem, too, is they're like, there are too many eyeballs!
	Debbie, if you, if you remove, there'll be Bette Midler effect!
	Streisand, you asshole!
	So, same!
	Blonde Jew, sing Bette!
	TikTok.
	Alright.
	Hope you have your mouth guard on.
	Don't let this tin can I'm about to kick hit you in the teeth.
	1979, China tried to invade Vietnam and proceeded to get your ass kicked.
	China, Chinese officials, you guys silenced and disappeareded Dr. A. Nguyen when she tried to blow the whistle on COVID.
	You also, China, I'm talking, I'm talking to you, not him, China, you, you lied about the WHO that there was no human-to-human transmission when there in fact was.
	Wolf Warrior 2 sucks ass.
	Seven Years in Tibet is the greatest film of all time.
	And Richard Gere's the best actor alive.
	And the Dalai Lama's a pretty cool guy.
	Also, to you, former Vice Premier Zhang Guoli, you sexually assaulted tennis star Peng Shuai.
	If I'm pronouncing that correctly, I don't care.
	You're the rapist.
	Thousands of North Korean women have been abducted by you and sold into slacks safely in your wonderful country of China.
	And Xi Jinping plagiarized your doctoral thesis.
	You know that, Xi Jinping.
	And, and, most of all, I've also heard, and by heard rumor, I mean stop sending me pictures of your micropenis, Xi Jinping.
	Let's see if that works.
	Let's see what happens.
	I think that's fair.
	I don't know, the Richard Gere one might have put him over.
	Misinformation!
	Misinformation!
	He wrong!
	I'm a Sam Elliott man!
	I know three gerbils that disagree.
	Oh, don't need to break tiddlywinks into this.
	Oh, man.
	Okay, for him.
	He's like, why?
	Why?
	Why this?
	Why?
	I'm a peaceful man.
	I can't even get mad about the rumor.
	Right?
	This is just so I hope tick tock.
	I hope you know what tick tock you do what you do.
	And by hope.
	I mean, please just end it for me.
	Mercy.
	Come on.
	Ban me.
	I don't want to have to upload stuff to your platform anymore.
	But I'm not going to do it myself.
	Mercy.
	Right now there's a guy with a sword just pointing it at him.
	Yes!
	You're mixing up Asian now.
	I don't care.
	They're like, that's misinformation!
	That's Japanese!
	We believe they're inferior because we're racist!
	Well, I'm trying to get off TikTok, right?
	Yeah, exactly.
	So I'm juggling it all wrong.
	Yeah, you Chinese kamikazes!
	Totally did it on purpose, because I'm aware of all Asian culture.
	It's like, what are you going to do?
	We're going to ban me?
	No!
	Send you Sherry's berries, son of a bitch!
	I didn't know they did international.
	What do I gotta do?
	Send him to Ukraine.
	We're gonna send you bowling branch bed sheets!
	Oh no!
	Son of a crap!
	Winnie the Who.
	Alright, it's time for another taste test with Patriot Supply before we do the John Oliver segment.
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	Okay, so one of these is the Patriot Supply, prepwithcrowder.com.
	One is Kraft.
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	Yep.
	I'm not the biggest mac and cheese fan, just to let you know.
	I like mac and cheese.
	What?
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	Oh, it's my Patriot Supply!
	Wow!
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	This one was the one I thought would be the hardest to be better.
	Yeah, just because the shit hits the fan doesn't mean that you can't eat like a king and queen.
	I'm gonna lie, I thought I was gonna have to fake it.
	I'm kind of hungry.
	And I don't.
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	You go to prepwithcrowder.com.
	Tom, this has been another Patriot Supply Taste Test.
	Yeah.
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	That's fantastic.
	I would seriously eat that any day.
	I would eat that any day.
	The oatmeal is good.
	And the pudding!
	Oh, the pudding!
	You're not getting the pudding, Steven.
	I don't think we had... I think you ate all the pudding.
	We were gonna do it for the taste test.
	But it was gone.
	Can we get that in there?
	It's in.
	What are you talking about?
	Well, I don't know.
	I just messed everything up.
	You could take that fish in, too, in case you get lost at sea.
	I like the package it comes in.
	Also, it makes a nice humidor.
	It does.
	But then the problem is, I've prioritized cigars, and now I don't have any more pudding.
	And you starve.
	Also, you can kill a baby seal with it and make a coat if you need.
	Yes, if you're Inuit, because we have allowances.
	We have Inuit viewers, and I'd just like to say, we get it.
	It's your culture.
	I would also like to say, Indeed.
	Eskimo pies.
	One of them's like, don't talk about my mom!
	Oh, jeez.
	Oh, Eskimo's a bad word, right?
	With that accent, yeah.
	It's the land bridge theory, you son of a bitch.
	Yeah, that's what it is.
	It's a land bridge.
	I've only heard of water bridge crossing.
	Okay, so here we're gonna get into John Oliver.
	I know, like I said, the show is going late, but we have to do a rebuttal here to John Oliver, the critical race theory that, uh...
	The segment that he did.
	In John Oliver I will say sometimes he's funny.
	He's becoming less and less funny.
	Yeah.
	And he's becoming less and less funny because he's really focusing more on Claptor.
	And I watched this segment and there was very little to find funny.
	A couple of digs at Ted Cruz that were kind of funny.
	And it's just a total misrepresentation.
	This is another example of most Americans, including by the way, I'll get to this, black Americans, minority Americans of all colors and sizes and shapes, are not big supporters of critical race theory.
	Okay, because they don't want their children being indoctrinated, they don't want to sow division in this country.
	There really is a clear dividing line right now between Americans who want to unify, and you hear this all the time, common ground, but you can't find common ground and unify if the elites in power don't want it and won't allow it.
	So, John Oliver did this segment yesterday, and it always gets thrust into my YouTube timeline.
	When's he going to be banned from TikTok?
	Seth Meyers and John Oliver.
	Yes.
	So his first show back in 2022, he tried to make every parent who's concerned about critical race theory, he tried to make them out to look like crazy conspiracy theorists.
	And I don't know, gaslighting is thrown around a lot.
	I think this is almost a masterclass in gaslighting.
	Let's start.
	It is true.
	You have probably heard people yelling about critical race theory on TV for more than a year now.
	And people have been listening to that noise.
	Especially judging by what's been happening at school board meetings across the country.
	It doesn't look that bad to me.
	Are these the highlights?
	Western culture and values that brought forth Christianity in the founding documents are
	Yeah.
	being called evil and racist.
	I'm not co-parenting with the government.
	It is not your job to force these ideas onto my child.
	Are these the highlights?
	Yeah.
	We're all inherently racist and I'm about sick of it.
	It's a Marxist ideology and we all know it.
	Indiscernible from Gestapo.
	All these people have the intent to make our children feel disgust towards our nation.
	This country isn't even a racist country.
	We elected Obama for two terms.
	Wait, hold on.
	Hold on.
	America can't be racist because of Obama?
	I don't know if you remember the 2008 election, but things got pretty racist back then.
	People kept saying he was born in Kenya, people said he was a secret Muslim, and then a few years later, we elected that people president.
	So, let's just agree to disagree on that one, shall we?
	Okay, really quickly, first off, just notice the straw man right away.
	In other words, he's pulling the worst examples of radical conservatives that you can think of, right?
	We just showed you people knocking police unconscious and running them over in the streets, and he shows somebody at a school board using a legal term saying, we do not want to co-parent with the government.
	And then we're supposed to believe that, look, I get it, Obama was not born in Kenya, I understand it, but the idea that Obama was a secret Muslim This isn't based on race, it was based on his own writings!
	What, you can't say?
	Well, hold on a second, this guy claims that he converted to Christianity, but then he described the Islamic call to prayer when he was in Indonesia as, quote, one of the prettiest sounds on earth at sunset.
	The Islamic call to prayer at sunset?
	I don't think it's pretty when I hear it, it's scary!
	No, if you're in Hamtramck, Michigan trying to eat pierogies and you start hearing that coming from the mosque?
	Oh my gosh!
	It's terrifying.
	It ruins the meal, I'm not gonna lie.
	Allah Akbar!
	I'm like, okay, something's blown up.
	Sorry.
	I am legend with headdresses.
	That's a terrifying sound.
	By the way, the Kenya thing was just if you were allowed to run for president.
	It wasn't like, oh, he's born in Kenya, nobody from Kenya, we don't like that country.
	Is it racist against Latinos that people say Ted Cruz was born in Canada?
	Right, exactly.
	My point is it's trying to score political points.
	It's not racism.
	I'm not saying there was no racism aimed at Barack Obama, but it was not mainstream.
	And by the way, you're saying, this man was elected president.
	Really?
	How about the guy who said they want to put y'all back in chains?
	How about the guy who said the N-word repeatedly to Clarence Thomas' face?
	How about the guy who said, if you don't vote for me, you're not black?
	And then that guy was voted former vice president.
	How about a clean and well-spoken word that I can't say?
	He said the first... No, we can say it because... Well, yeah, he said it, too.
	You know, you've got the first clean and articulate Negro.
	Yeah, articulate.
	You know who's not articulate?
	Biden.
	You're right.
	Here's what I hate, though.
	He's like, 2008.
	Here's what I hate though, he's like, 2008, stop calling it back then.
	Yeah.
	It's been the same damn...
	Everything's, nothing's changed in 20 years.
	You got former Vice President Biden, he doesn't even deserve, he shouldn't even be relegated to a cabinet position, he shouldn't be relegated to a cabinet.
	If I open, if that's the Indian in my cupboard and it's Biden, I'm just squashing him.
	I wouldn't let him watch my kid for eight minutes while I ran to the store.
	No.
	And he's in charge of the country.
	If it's a Biden in my cupboard, I'm calling toy soldiers.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Gorgonauts.
	I wouldn't trust him riding in the back of my car.
	I'd be like, put a towel down.
	There's gonna be shit.
	Yes.
	Also, put a towel in front of the front seats because there's gonna be a six-year-old.
	Yeah.
	Also, if you have an extra towel, we might pass a mosque.
	Right.
	Stop it!
	We just got pulled out of YouTube?
	No, we didn't.
	I'm kidding, that was a joke.
	I live near there.
	Hey, you know what, YouTube?
	There aren't enough asses in the world for you to kiss.
	How about that?
	I was saying kiss my ass.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay, so here we go.
	Let's move on to the claims that John Oliver makes.
	These are not correct.
	And all references are available at lodderwithcrowder.com if you're watching on Mug Club or on Rumble, which I would love!
	I would love more of you to switch from YouTube to Rumble, right?
	The choice is yours.
	I would love to be able to tell YouTube to go screw themselves.
	We have all the references available on the pinned comment for those of you who are on YouTube.
	And for those of you who aren't, you can just go to loudacrowd.com.
	I get so many emails asking where the references are.
	They're always publicly available for every single show.
	And I don't do that to brag.
	I do it because we're not that confident in always being right!
	So we want to make it publicly available because more minds actually create better ideas.
	Hey, there's a thought!
	Now, he claims that critical race theory is only a graduate-level legal theory, and that it is, and he says this, we're going to use his own words and his own examples throughout this rebuttal, that it's not taught to children.
	And to be clear, CRT is graduate-level legal theory, so unless your five-year-old is currently pursuing a law degree, they're not reading Kimberley Crenshaw.
	Okay, so he uses Kimberlé Crenshaw as an example.
	Glad he did.
	One of the founders, one of the main thrusters of critical race theory.
	It began as a graduate level theory, that's true, but it's taken on a bigger scope, including kindergarten through 12 and K-12 education.
	Whenever I see K-12, I think, is that the mountain that's harder to climb than Everest but not as high?
	It's K-2.
	K-12, no, that's the vitamin that drives the, you need it with vitamin D, otherwise you can't drive it into your cells, something like that.
	I don't know.
	I have a subscription to Alex Jones' box.
	It's a monthly box with a surprise.
	It's like, I wonder if this month it's oregano oil.
	It's a gay frog.
	Ribbit.
	This is obscene, Alex.
	Let's take this from, is it taught from K-12?
	Who would say that?
	Who wanted to expand the scope?
	Oh wait, you're Kimberly Crenshaw.
	So while in reality, critical race theory traditionally is a law school class, the truth of the matter is some of the basic inspiration, some of the things that we're all trying to do is the same.
	We're trying to create a more A more inclusive democracy.
	And we know, as Brown versus Board of Education said, inequality in education undermines our democracy.
	Well, some of that inequality is lack of access to the stories that make us.
	Stories that are core to understanding what America is.
	What America is is partly made up of what America has been.
	So critical race theory is simply now the huge container for anti-racist work, anti-racist education.
	And what they're telling us is Oh, I thought I was going to hear what they're talking about.
	How did they get my statue?
	Yeah.
	I wonder if she goes to the same hair stylist as Chuck Liddell.
	Art that I used to go to.
	So, this also, Kimberlé Crenshaw, just to be clear, has been espousing these same critical race theory views for 20 years.
	Let me read you a quote.
	So the name Critical Race Theory, now used as interchangeably for race scholarship as Kleenex is used for tissue, was basically made up, fused together, to mark a possibility.
	Well, what kind of a possibility might that be?
	Let's look to Critical Race Theory scholars Richard Delgado and John Stefankinick That's a tough one.
	I don't know if I'm pronouncing it properly and I don't care because I don't like this person.
	Although CRT began as a movement in the law, it has rapidly spread beyond that discipline.
	And this guy who, by the way, John Oliver just tries to dismiss as silly, Chris Rufo, he's done a bunch of work and compiled extensive evidence on critical race theory and its founders and the documents that they write themselves, you know, using this kind of witchcraft trickery like their own words.
	What was that a clip of, by the way?
	Would Tucker Carlson just look like it was the first time he saw tits?
	Well, that was her taking a screenshot.
	Oh, okay.
	I didn't understand what that clip was.
	No, he looked like for the first time he saw her tits.
	But with her... He wasn't crying.
	Did you have to put a mohawk down the middle?
	Oh, dear lord.
	But Brown vs. Board of Education, I believe that was about equality, not teaching students that one race was far more valuable than the other, correct?
	White people suck.
	Right, yeah.
	You know nothing about this, Dave.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	My bad.
	I thought it was supposed to be about people were equal.
	Yeah, yeah.
	No, no, no.
	You're silly.
	Oh, I'm gonna... You're a silly person.
	I'm gonna go flog myself in the restroom.
	Yes, exactly.
	Well, you can use the tits.
	Do they not understand that this has been, like, as a kid who grew up in the United States, sorry that you didn't.
	It's not our fault.
	You moved at three.
	You should have come back.
	Oh, I didn't move.
	Well, you did.
	I didn't have... You had agency!
	I didn't have a rider for the U-Haul at three.
	You probably could have gotten back.
	Yeah, you could have sledded back over, right?
	No, but seriously, I knew about the Brown vs. Board of Education, I knew about slavery, I knew about white people owning slaves and being a horrific thing, and I knew about all of the terrible stories about slavery before this CRT thing was being... So you're making an argument here that's like, oh, you don't want us to teach about the stories we already were.
	Name me one American born after 1960 who was not taught that slavery was bad.
	My dad was a history buff.
	We would go to Gettysburg for family vacations and stuff, which is, you know, it's great when you're six.
	Yeah, we're going to Disneyland.
	I'm gonna go, you know, learn about freeing my friend Phil.
	Oh, you're going to Six Flags?
	I went to Bunker Hill.
	No, it wasn't about slavery, right?
	The most people that we've ever lost in a war were not lost because of slavery.
	Not to mention the amount of slaves who exist today, which is another thing we just skim over.
	You knew who Martin Luther King was.
	You knew about Frederick Douglass.
	You knew about Rosa Parks.
	Mike Illich was funding Rosa Parks' entire life in Detroit.
	It's a matter of, of course we cared.
	Why would anybody think that we didn't?
	When did all of a sudden this happen where we weren't?
	No, and that's the issue.
	The right thing.
	It's a Trojan horse where they go, no, no, it's not about slavery.
	It's that it wasn't, you're not guilted enough because now we need to make sure that that is copy pasted to all forms of inequity today.
	Not inequality, inequity, right?
	They've moved those terms.
	Inequity wasn't used as the term.
	It's now inequity.
	It's no longer about equality.
	So look, let me continue.
	He's with stupid accents.
	I don't feel guilty.
	2015, going down this trail, the Virginia Department of Education told schools to, quote, embrace critical race theory.
	That's almost a word for word, the problem that we have with it.
	And, quote, to re-engineer attitudes and belief systems.
	Detroit school superintendent Nikolai Vitti had this.
	Because Detroit, if it's Detroit schools, you know it's good.
	He had this to say about critical race theory.
	Our curriculum is deeply using critical race theory, especially in social studies, but you'll find it in English language arts and the other disciplines.
	We were very intentional about creating a curriculum, infusing materials, and embedding critical race theory within.
	Now here's the thing, I'm going to continue going back to this.
	The English arts, he said.
	It's about, particularly, injecting race where it needn't be.
	No one is saying that you shouldn't teach the discrepancy in race, of course, that occurred during the slave trade, right?
	Just as we should teach the inequity between races with the Mediterranean who were enslaved by the North Africans.
	Upwards of a million!
	Yeah, depending on whether you look at the estimates.
	And again, this is why I say slavery wasn't really about race, it was about people enslaving other people, because you can find people from every race enslaving people from every other race, including their own race.
	So to see it solely through the prism of race is to misinterpret what the slave trade was.
	Not saying, like Whoopi did, the Holocaust was not about race!
	No, they said we're doing this because of race.
	Slavery, they just said, well these are the ones who are being sold.
	And it wasn't exclusive to one race of people.
	But this is the issue.
	And they want to gaslight Americans saying, you don't want this to be taught.
	No one is saying that American history shouldn't be taught.
	It's whether it is appropriate to inject it into, say, I don't know, English studies.
	To inject it into, say, I don't know, math.
	And you can comment below, especially anyone who's been in public school in the last 10 years.
	I want to know if any of you Either we're not taught about slavery, or not taught that slavery is bad.
	Or, if you did attend a school where CRT was incorporated, I want to know what your experience was, because I have no idea.
	I don't know what kids do in school.
	Do they still have to buy textbooks?
	So, Seattle Public Schools, I'm just going to rapid fire through this, they push critical race theory as a part of the racial equity and black studies programs.
	Universities, here's something else, universities are actually preparing teachers on how to teach social justice to children using Critical race theory scholarships.
	Now, let me make sure that you understand this.
	You're gonna say, well, they're teaching at universities?
	No.
	What I'm saying is they have critical race theory scholarships for people who learn how to teach it to children.
	That's several layers of systemic bullshit.
	Can I get a Pell Grant to lie?
	Sure!
	Well, how good at it are you?
	Wait, hold on a second.
	You Asian?
	Uh, no.
	Sure!
	Man, I could have got a scholarship for teaching black culture.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You also could have gotten a seat on the Detroit Public School Board.
	There you go.
	Is that the guy that cashed the giant check from Allen and bought shoes?
	Yes.
	And by the way, for a thousand more examples, you can go to Chris Ruffo's Twitter, because John Oliver tried to tar and feather him, and he, of course, provides original sources, so we have the references all available.
	Okay, here's another point that John Oliver makes.
	He tries to say that Chris Ruffo pointing to CRT and government is, and this is what John Oliver does, of course, we know that he cherry-picks.
	If the side accuses you of doing something, they're often accusing you of what they're doing, if it doesn't really make sense.
	He's accusing There's Chris Rufo, a man who studies critical race theory and is critical of it, of cherry picking.
	But in the wake of the George Floyd protests, just as America was beginning to grapple with systemic racism, Fox News began featuring Rufo a lot as part of their efforts to swing that pendulum back hard.
	And in one appearance, he pointed to diversity trainings in government as evidence of CRT's influence.
	And he spoke directly to President Trump through the camera about what he wanted to see happen.
	And with that, CRT, or crucially, Rufo's definition of it, was suddenly absolutely everywhere.
	Fox News kept pushing it, mentioning the term critical race theory nearly 5,000 times last year alone.
	And the network zeroed in on its supposed use in schools, with Rufo telling Fox's audience that CRT has really become the default ideology of the public education system.
	Absolutely.
	Okay.
	What Rufo has been cleverly doing is cherry picking the worst examples that he can find
	of lessons in classrooms or training materials for teachers and saying, that is CRT.
	Okay.
	So, we just showed you examples from, well, we used his examples to show you what they
	We've just showed you examples of what they're teaching in some school, public school boards, and what they want to teach.
	And now he's saying that this man is cherry-picking, particularly he seems to have an issue with Chris Ruffo, I guess, misrepresenting government-affiliated organizations.
	So let's go to one government-affiliated organization like Lockheed Martin's.
	They have white privilege statements that you can read.
	I think this is concerning.
	Let me read some quotes.
	I can dismiss another's voice with little or no consequence.
	When I am told about our national heritage, I am shown people of my race made it what it is.
	This is, you know, a checklist to make sure that you feel guilty about any of these statements.
	Well, I thought it was like, I could kick your ass privilege.
	Like, where I just don't care if you don't like what I say.
	Right.
	This is Lockheed Martin, this is a government-affiliated organization.
	I didn't think that was white or black or anything else.
	And they unironically use white privilege.
	Look, I don't care if you're left or you're right, okay, at this point.
	I think we can, can we all find common ground and agree that if you hear someone unironically use the term white privilege in day-to-day life, they're an asshole you don't want to be friends with?
	Yeah, 100%.
	Agreed, yes.
	Especially when they're like a Karen.
	Yes.
	And it's like, you're the embodiment of white privilege.
	Right, yeah.
	You don't use it.
	Not only white privilege, The only reason I'm not hitting you is because you're a woman.
	Right.
	You're Franzia privilege.
	You just poked your finger in my chest.
	I mean, I give you at least one Casablanca.
	I mean, just so you know, like, it's just, but you got a mohawk and, you know, you got the law on your side.
	My point is, men treat men very differently than we do women.
	Women benefit from privilege in many, many ways.
	Yeah.
	How many times have you with a woman not treated her the exact way you would treat a man justifiably?
	Justifiably!
	Of course.
	Under the eyes of the law, right?
	If a man, if one of your friends gets in your face and shoves you, right?
	What are you gonna do?
	It's gonna be go to blows.
	How many times has that happened to anyone out there with a woman and you don't do anything?
	Right.
	I also don't ask a man to bring me a sandwich.
	Well, that's true.
	Well, you shouldn't, at least.
	Not if you want a good sandwich.
	No, but you do it.
	Yeah, sometimes.
	It's a power move.
	John Oliver's point there, he was basically saying, see, he tries to pick the... Cherry picks the worst examples.
	I'm like, okay, so let's just assume that you're right.
	Those are the worst.
	This is where it goes!
	That's the point, John, is that the worst examples are actually being taught.
	Right, the worst examples are being taught.
	Unlike your worst examples of radical conservatives saying, we don't want the government co-parenting with us, we should be able to teach our children right from wrong.
	Which, by the way, I know is considered a ra- They consider that a more radical theory than the idea that the world is layered entirely through prisms of race, right?
	See everything through the lens of race.
	They think it's more radical for a parent to say, I should be able to raise my own kid.
	Oh, lock him up!
	Treat them like the truckers or the cafe owners!
	So, he's a witch!
	Kids!
	They were both used, and this is by going to a public school, and this is paying attention up to 10th grade.
	Right.
	Both sides were used, and when you looked at it, it was black and white, especially when you talked about slavery, the different people that were involved in it and how they helped each other.
	How they helped each other out of it, the people that influenced the other people to change their ways, looking through a different spectrum, and that's the way that it was taught.
	It was not taught that there was a white savior in any way whatsoever.
	In many ways it was taught as a black savior.
	Harriet Tubman, people like that, people that were very, very brave, that's what was taught to us.
	And where we were, and of course we knew that there's always going to be room to grow, there's always going to be things to change, but we were always taught that.
	It was always taught as what unified us, now it's what divides us.
	Let me ask you something, okay?
	And I went to public school as well, in Canada though, so it's very silly.
	We spent an entire semester on how they burned down the White House.
	It's just silly.
	It's like, okay, you're one win.
	Yeah, that wasn't even a win.
	You lost the overall award, guys.
	You're one and 159.
	You got an A plus in syrup class?
	I know how to tap a tree.
	So let me ask you this, because school is supposed to equip children History only serves a purpose if it equips you for the world of today, right?
	To learn from history's lessons.
	You don't simply learn history for history's sake.
	Okay, so it's meant to equip you for the world of today, hopefully to create better upstanding citizens who can improve the world and make them a better place.
	Let me ask you this.
	Were you ever taught about slavery going on in the world today in school?
	Um I wasn't.
	Somewhat, yeah.
	I never was.
	I was taught, not really, but I was taught that it still existed in the world, yeah.
	Did they teach you that there are more slaves right now?
	No.
	Today than ever in recorded history on Earth?
	And I'll get to that in closing.
	Did you know that?
	No.
	No, no, we just, we blanket it in terms like, uh, human trafficking.
	Yeah, we give it to—that's slavery.
	Let me ask you, I had to—when you talk about schools, public schools, being propaganda arms of a bastion of right-wing extremism, I had to unlearn things that I learned in school, like, my God, there was a Native American genocide.
	I didn't realize that we have more people who are 1 16th Cherokee or Apache Algonquin than ever before because they were encouraged to intermarry.
	I didn't learn that.
	I learned that we gave them smallpox blankets and took them out with diseases sent with years, I think over a century before germ theory.
	I learned in school of this wonderful horse culture, right?
	Horseback culture with Native Americans.
	I didn't know that they had domesticated horses.
	I never learned any of those things.
	I had to learn these things after.
	I didn't learn in school that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican.
	Did you?
	I also like when, you know, anybody who's white says they're 118th Cherokee because then I know not to talk to them anymore.
	Especially if they co-author Pow Wow Chow.
	Yeah, I'm like, that's really interesting.
	I'm gonna go.
	I just want to promote my book.
	And cheekbones.
	So here's the thing.
	No, but sex slavery of all things, too, should be taught in school.
	Yes, because it's a danger today!
	Yes, and when you're taught, when you're young, it's just you can be kidnapped, this and that, whatever, they obviously can't get into it with certain children, I understand that.
	Right.
	But if you're talking about teens and you're talking about sex education, which I believe that should be taught, I certainly think that human trafficking should be a part of that.
	You're talking about the most vulnerable age of the most vulnerable people on the planet, I mean other than babies and everything, but you're talking about easily manipulated people.
	Here's the thing, I will tell you this, you've just sort of bought an adult...
	A lot of people hear human trafficking and they equate it with sex slavery.
	There is human trafficking... But it's for work!
	Yeah, most human trafficking is not sex slavery.
	So that's where they go, oh, human trafficking, and people think, oh, it's a pimp, it's like the deuce.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	More slaves right now than ever in the world.
	And I know, adjusted for population, maybe it's a lower percentage, but I'll get to the numbers, they might shock you.
	Wish I would have learned this in school.
	So, kids should be learning about these sensitive issues.
	From parents.
	That's what I think.
	Certainly issues as far as, well, you know, the term nuance.
	We should learn about slavery.
	Yeah.
	We should learn that slavery was bad.
	We should also learn that slavery still goes on.
	However, John Oliver believes that your children, and you can watch it, you can watch it get more drastic, and I encourage you to go watch the full clip, should learn all of it, including the opinions, taught as fact, from schools, not their parents.
	Educators are working very hard to find age-appropriate ways to talk about race and racism in the classroom, and if you do it right, you don't stop at the civil rights movement.
	You tell the story all the way to the present day, which kids want and need.
	They have questions about what they can see with their own eyes, and they deserve good answers.
	And it is, frankly, far better for them to have these discussions in a supportive, How do you answer a black kid asking why his neighborhood's been burned down?
	He's not wrong, he just has the wrong answers.
	Well look, so he's making this satirical ardor in the San Francisco Chronicle look a lot less satirical.
	It says, the left's introduction of anti-racism and gender identity in schools face a bitter backlash from parents.
	Ending parenthood would end the backlash, helping dismantle white supremacy and outdated gender norms.
	My proposal would merely make mandatory handovers of babies to the state.
	Now, this is meant to be satirical, but that's not what he's saying.
	Look, what do you think is going to happen?
	He's just assuming that he has the right answer.
	Yeah.
	Especially, if anything, right now, who's been most negatively impacted by, and you said this, the lockdowns, by the protests, the riots, people in those communities.
	So, what should be the answer from a teacher if they go, why did my dad's business get burned down?
	By the way, if they're fortunate enough to have a father, and that's a big... because statistically, that matters.
	Hey, there's another question.
	Why don't I have a dad?
	Yeah.
	What's the answer, John Oliver?
	Could it be, well, you know what, because of the Model Cities program, because of the modern welfare state, because of, if you look at Lyndon Johnson, this is why we actually encourage single-parent households, or, well, you know what, your father's franchise, the Walgreens, was burned down because of people who were looking to commit violence, and your father committed no wrong, and you know what?
	No, the answer is going to be systemic racism, and that is taught to your kids, and parents right now are saying, we don't want that taught to our kids.
	Not that the slave trade existed.
	Right.
	Yeah, and the questions that'll come up that I'm sure they're going to answer correctly, too, are, why did that police officer shoot that girl with a knife?
	Well, because she was going to stab somebody else, so I saved her life.
	Right.
	That won't ever come up.
	Who was she going to stab?
	A black girl.
	Right.
	No, no, no.
	Racist cop.
	Hey, why was Jacob Blake shot?
	I bet you would be hard-pressed to find a single teacher.
	Let's say, the Eastern Seaboard.
	I'm being somewhat facetious, but not really.
	Statistically less than 1%.
	You know, like a heterosexual male chance of getting AIDS in North America.
	You're more right than you want to be.
	There are a few stragglers, but it's statistically less than 1%.
	I bet you would find less than 1% of teachers on the Eastern Seaboard addressing high school students when teaching the Jacob Blake situation.
	I don't think you'll find a single teacher teaching that.
	I guarantee you you'll find at least half saying that there's systemic racism from police shooting black men.
	sexually assaulted, who called the cops to enforce the restraining order, then reached
	for a knife under the floorboard of his car to try and stab cops before they shot him.
	I don't think you'll find a single teacher teaching that.
	I guarantee you you'll find at least half saying that there's systemic racism from police
	shooting black men.
	So my point is, it's not that it's not leftist.
	Do we really think that public school teachers are mostly conservative?
	For crying out... It's that it's not liberal enough!
	Let's just move that over to the window.
	Well, but bringing up Lyndon B. Johnson and everything else, it is systemic.
	You're just not explaining what that means at all.
	Exactly.
	That's the problem.
	It's the exact same answer without any explanation.
	Right.
	It's just white people bad, and by the way, let's make sure that some kids in this class feel shame for something that is no fault of their own.
	Exactly.
	So what is systemic racism?
	Oh, it's not important.
	But GoFundMe bought the guy a nice wheelchair.
	Yes, yeah, exactly.
	Also, they bought some nice K-Bars for the other catch-and-release felons over there in New York, so we're really proud about that.
	We have a revolving door.
	Literally.
	You don't even have to post bail.
	By the way, freeze the trucker funds, please.
	Okay, sorry, I have to go back to curriculum.
	The anti-critical race theory movement.
	This is what John Oliver wants to do.
	It's nothing but straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man, straw man.
	I would love if he provided his references publicly, but he doesn't.
	None of these shows do because they don't want a light.
	It burns!
	He wants you to believe that the anti-critical race theory movement is being driven Exclusively by white parents.
	Even a manufactured panic is a panic.
	Those parents at school board meetings are genuinely angry.
	And as any little league coach knows, once you reach a critical mass of angry white parents, there will be consequences.
	Okay, so here's the thing.
	45%- it's true- 45% of whites in America think that critical race theory will make race relations worse.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Do you know what percentage of all other minorities think it will make race relations worse?
	Exactly 45%.
	Really?
	Yeah, exactly 45%.
	Weird, it's like we're the same.
	It's almost like we're the same.
	Now, to be fair, only 32% of blacks think it will make it worse, but the point is, when you include all of the minorities, because you know, I think it matters, it can't, oh no wait, it's just, depending on the day, right, is it, oh, anti-race, anti-Asian hate crimes, until, okay, then it's, it's, it's the oppression Olympics, right?
	Okay, so it's only the black, only the black statistic matters?
	It's still a lot.
	A third of black people think this, and what are they, the black face of white supremacy, John Oliver?
	Yes.
	It's just a white parent problem?
	Yes.
	And that's the empirical from Rasmussen.
	Here's the anecdotal, just so you can see it for yourself.
	See, I don't want to do the John Oliver where it's just anecdotal.
	Right.
	That's why I try to show you the empirical, but I also think it's nice to see.
	By the way, I think, hey, thanks for Lane in the control room.
	He exclusively pulled clips of good-looking black men.
	Like, we don't know what he's up to!
	Have you tried talking down to your audience more?
	Yes, yes!
	He's pretty good at it now.
	These parents are definitely not just white.
	But we're taking the wheel back from Washington all the way to Raleigh and into our local school board and from Jesus
	CRT all of that the parents don't want it. It's a big fat lie
	There's not one if there if you believe in see I'm looking dude
	I'll tell you you're a liar Because that means you look at your black way to say that
	they're oppressed and you look at your white neighbor and say that they're
	Evil regardless of the experience that you've had with them and we're not gonna do that
	I'm now directing over folks that look just like not many white men physically could
	Let express a man off the streets to where I am right now You will see there and tell me this lot a critical race
	theory of this This is reason why black folks can't get ahead because of
	white folks. Are you kidding me?
	This is what we come to not able to even talk about this right now
	We can do all of this because we live in an incredible country
	America that offers us limitless You won't be shown in the media.
	and work hard. That is why I love this country. And that is why I oppose critical race theory and anything that
	resembles it.
	Ah, he won't be shown in the media. I should have tried some shitty slam poetry.
	So, last week also, San Francisco voters led by Asian Americans, you know, the ones who were being pushed on
	subway tracks, who we cared about four weeks ago until they were no longer
	convenient.
	Correct.
	They voted to recall three school board members who abolished merit-based admissions.
	Yeah.
	Now why did they abolish merit-based admissions?
	Look, okay, just go to the reference.
	I think you can guess.
	So here's another claim that John Oliver makes, that Critical Race Theory is not actually like a revolutionary program that would do away with our societal foundations.
	And by the way, this is something also that's pretty important.
	Conservatives, people on the right, okay?
	We're concerned with the destruction of, not institutions like Reliable Sources with Brian Stelter, not Nancy Pelosi's house, right?
	This is what they say, and I'm like, oh, they're trying to- Do you know that guy's 36?
	I'm sorry to interrupt.
	I found that out yesterday.
	What a nightmare.
	What?
	He's 36?
	36, Brian Stelter.
	Oh my word.
	Right?
	Not enough podlings in the world.
	I think it's why I didn't sleep.
	This dude's younger than me?
	It's a tragedy.
	Yeah, well...
	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
	We all have our black stains in history.
	Slavery, the railroads, internment camps.
	He's Delta.
	God doesn't like you.
	I think this is important to notice.
	Conservatives are actually concerned with doing away with the foundations of our country, of what created this country.
	So I mean, namely, this is why you see, and you see this is very different, right?
	You see the left, they talk about things like, well, okay, There's mistrust in our institutions.
	Well, hold on, you don't really trust the institutions because you want to add seats to the Supreme Court.
	Well, there's sowing mistrust in our institutions.
	Yeah, but you guys want to do away with the filibuster.
	There's sowing mistrust in our institutions.
	Yeah, but you actually want the government to be able to censor other platforms on which speech is elected.
	So really, yeah.
	What you're complaining about is Americans sowing mistrust, and by sowing mistrust what you mean is not trusting media, not trusting their House of Representatives, not trusting this current former Vice President, and you say that's a problem because these institutions that currently exist are what make America, America.
	Okay, now you have people on, I'm doing it for you, your right my left, but you have people on the right and what they have a problem with Is sowing distrust and sowing, uh, creating cracks in the institutions that made our country what it is.
	Not current media, not current Supreme Court, not current person in office, but our founding documents.
	The Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the foundations, the principles that made this country not only what it was, but also ultimately led to the quickest abolishment of slavery It's unprecedented.
	Leaving a world superpower one century to become the only world superpower the next while ending a centuries, millennia-long practice, at least in this portion of the world.
	It still exists across the globe, which we'll get to.
	So, John Oliver tells you that conservatives are just concerned that CRT is a revolutionary program that might overturn constitutional principles.
	Wouldn't that be silly?
	Here's his argument.
	But critics of it argue that the ideas behind CRT are being taught in schools and often present a hyperbolically distorted version of what those ideas are.
	And a key person here is this man, a conservative activist named Christopher Rufo.
	He claims CRT is actually a revolutionary program that would overturn the principles of the Declaration and destroy the remaining structure of the Constitution.
	Which it just isn't.
	It isn't that.
	I don't really like to hear about what we should do with our Constitution from a guy who comes from a country that was so shitty we left and drafted it!
	So... It's true.
	CRT.
	Critical Race Theory.
	I'm using the abbreviations.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Kids like that.
	Curta.
	What did O.J.
	have?
	CRT?
	Here's the definition of CRT.
	From who?
	From the founders of the thesis.
	It is antithetical to the United States of America.
	The two cannot coexist.
	Just like, by the way, that bumper sticker.
	A lot of those little symbols can't coexist because the C wants to eat all the other letters.
	So this is the definition of CRT from the founders.
	They wrote, critical race theory questions the very foundations of the liberal order including equality, theory, legal reasoning, enlightenment, rationalism, and neutral principles of constitutional law.
	I think we even have a clip.
	Discussing race in a classroom is easy or even always done well.
	Experts in this field will readily admit that.
	Oh, sorry.
	You know what?
	I was expecting a different clip, but we'll pull that later.
	We'll get it up on my clip.
	Play that clip again.
	I think people might have missed it.
	I want people to listen to that clip again.
	Discussing race in a classroom is easy or even always done well.
	Experts in this field will readily admit that.
	OK, so this is how he tries to frame it.
	He says, right, I'm not saying it's going to be easy.
	I'm not saying that...
	That's not the problem.
	That's not the problem that people in this room have with critical race theory.
	It's not that we think, oh, no, it should be easy to teach histories.
	No, none of us are saying it should be easy to teach the history of slavery.
	None of us are saying it should be an easy conversation to teach the history of the Holocaust.
	For crying out loud, Whoopi Goldberg needs remedial.
	But what we're saying is, Not whether it will be comfortable, whether it's appropriate.
	That's the problem that Americans have.
	And by the way, Americans of all colors have with critical race theory.
	They have a problem with race being injected into math.
	into science, into English as you just heard from that language.
	The question here isn't whether discussing race will be easier, whether it be through CRT, Black Liberation Theology.
	The question that matters is when is it appropriate, is it appropriate at all, and is it accurate?
	And by the way, while we're talking about this and the gross misrepresentation of people who oppose Critical Race Theory, namely, by the way, parents, that's also very telling when you look at who the left opposes.
	Truckers, working class people, the people who oppose Critical Race Theory, if you look at the demographics, mostly parents.
	Screw them, right?
	We want the single white females with the mohawk.
	We want them to be in charge of what our government does because it's worked so well for us recently as we've been just, not even slowly, now we're racing down the path to serfdom.
	So, you know what?
	Let me tell you this.
	How about this?
	I'm fine.
	I'm fine with teaching critical race theory.
	Under a condition.
	This is a deal that I would take tomorrow.
	So that was a leading question I asked you earlier, Dave, because...
	Yes.
	Fine.
	You know what?
	Okay.
	We can teach critical race theory in schools.
	If, if, there has to be a 50-50 percentage at least, so equal time given to the fact that there are more slaves today on earth than ever in recorded history.
	Where do I get that?
	Well that's a 40 million number right now worldwide.
	If you look at the 15th to 19th century, 13 million total.
	Now I know you're saying adjusted for population, doesn't matter, that should still be a shocking number.
	And unlike slavery in the past, it's something that we can We can change today!
	We can change today.
	Hey, do all minorities matter?
	This is why when people say, oh, all lives matter, that's racist.
	Hold on a second.
	40 million slaves today.
	And by the way, you have to teach where that takes place today.
	It doesn't take place in the United States.
	Almost entirely where?
	Africa, Asia, and the Middle East.
	And by the way, that number is probably an undercount, because there are things like indentured servitude.
	Well, what's that, indentured servitude?
	Slavery.
	Well, it's basically, you have to work off a debt, and then you won't be paid, and then you won't have to work for me anymore.
	Oh, when's the debt paid off?
	I'll just keep extending the debt.
	Never.
	That's some of the most beautiful structures in these modern, blazing saddles town, like Dubai, Abu Dhabi.
	Indentured servants.
	Qatar, where Clock Boy went.
	Sex slavery is going on today across the country.
	It's going on in this country, by the way.
	Sex slavery in this country, not by the government, but it actually is going on across the globe.
	In some cases, sanctioned by governments.
	So why?
	Why if our goal is to improve?
	I thought the goal to education was to make the world a better place.
	Well, there are 40 million people right now who could use some fucking help.
	And you want to say, what, you want to talk about reparations?
	Let me tell you a little story about reparations.
	Okay.
	I've got a friend, I hope she doesn't mind me telling this story.
	This, uh, this girl, grandmother was from Poland.
	And by the way, while we're talking about reparations, we're talking about, right, reparations, we've sort of seen a little bit of that, haven't we, in the pandemic, where we've had checks to everybody, right?
	Everybody got a check.
	I'm not saying it's a race thing, but everybody got a check, right?
	At this point, of course, we had the moratorium rent, we had catch and release, you could steal what you wanted as long as it was under $999.
	How's that been working out?
	When you give people free stuff, does that make a society better?
	So I'm just saying, take that, amplify it, you got reparations.
	But while we're talking about reparations, because you're so Obtuse that you see it exclusively through the prism of race.
	Okay, I've got a friend, her grandmother from Poland.
	Was in Poland during World War II, Nazi-occupied Germany.
	They came in, and they sifted through the people, and it turns out that she was Aryan enough.
	Ooh, lucky her!
	So she became one of the SS's breeding bitches to perpetuate the Aryan race.
	And then fled later to America.
	There's more to the story, I can probably let this person tell it sometime.
	Is there anything you can think of more terrifying?
	Imagine, when we're talking- slavery's horrible!
	But this is a person who wasn't- g-g-g-g-grandfather wasn't- or g-g-g-g-grandmother didn't have someone come into their town and forcibly rape them to carry Aryan children.
	This happened in her lifetime.
	And then she fled to America.
	Does her daughter get to go back, say, hey Germany, you owe me reparations?
	Why aren't we talking about that?
	If we're talking about reparations, there's certainly a lot that we could bitch about in recent history.
	Hey, not only that, there's certainly a lot that we could bitch about today.
	But you know what?
	Instead of, how about, how about this?
	Instead of just bitching about things that happened that we all agree were wrong, and none of your solutions would do anything, How about we focus on issues that we can do something about today?
	40 million slaves today.
	40 million slaves.
	You're gonna wait for the celebrities to do your job for you?
	To start some charity?
	The job of schooling is to equip people in this country to make the world a better place.
	You think you're making the world a better place by putting them through the public schooling system, then offering them a critical race theory scholarship so they can go back and tell white kids what a piece of shit they are?
	No, we can teach critical race theory if it's taught alongside more slaves than ever in recorded history today.
	50-50 equal time.
	YouTube, you have to piss off.

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