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DELETE TIKTOK! Chinese Communists Are Making America DUMB! | Louder with Crowder

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	That's called the taking too long a sip because Tim the Toolman brought up a weird thing on the
	screen.
	That's called the taking too long a sip because Tim the Toolman brought up a weird thing on the screen.
	Did he?
	Yeah.
	What's a weird thing?
	Also... Big gulp, huh?
	I am very... I am still the sick.
	No, you're worse than yesterday.
	I'm worse than yesterday because I couldn't sleep.
	And so I don't know if you guys know it, but when you can't sleep and you're sick because everything hurts in your throat.
	Yeah.
	And I was just sitting last night just praying like, Oh God, can you just replace this with Omicron?
	Because this is actually painful.
	Where's the little crying sound when we need it?
	I'm sure Dave will make it at some point in the program.
	Eventually.
	But yeah, so then in the middle of the night, I was like, I can't sleep.
	So then I took the took like that, whatever it is, something like that.
	Yeah.
	And then I woke up.
	Jack Daniels?
	Yes.
	It's the Tennessee Honey.
	Serving size of fifth.
	I'm not a Jack Daniels guy.
	I'm a Wild Turkey man.
	I do the Wild Turkey Tennessee Honey.
	There you go.
	Comes in a bag.
	Yes.
	Yes, exactly.
	And an IV drip.
	Yes.
	So, look, we have a lot to get to today.
	A lot to talk about.
	I just peed on myself, by the way, outside by accident.
	Really?
	Because the bathroom... I didn't actually pee on myself.
	Let me just explain this.
	Yeah.
	Let me just... Okay?
	Go ahead.
	The bathrooms are being used, which goes against company policy.
	Ten minutes before the show, they're supposed to be open.
	Right.
	Yeah, so I hope you had one hell of a dump, Bryce!
	And so I was like, I'm just gonna go outside and use a bush.
	Uh-huh.
	And then I was peeing against the wind.
	You know you're not supposed to do that.
	I know, it's an expression.
	But it didn't go on me.
	It didn't go on me.
	I just went like, I just went like sumo.
	And so it went between, but it could have been dangerous.
	Betwixt your legs.
	Betwixt.
	Listening to Bob Seger's Against the Wind.
	Yes.
	It's amazing.
	There's so many songs that that is in, Steven.
	Actually, I always listen to Cass Stevens.
	I listen to the wind, to the wind of my piss.
	Jeans are ruined by this.
	Now they're soaked, my pants brand the whiz.
	So, Lois' jeans are just funny to me, I don't know why.
	Okay, we have a lot to get to, but look, before, and we're going to be taking on the Communist Chinese Party today, and by taking on I mean talking about them and getting everyone to delete their TikTok, because it is... I'm not sure if Eric Swalwell has ownership in it.
	I mean, he was getting hot tips from his, from his, uh, mistress slash Chinese spy.
	I don't know how that man is still allowed to represent office.
	Like, hey, what were you, you were having sex with a Chinese spy.
	He was like, yeah.
	Okay.
	We'll just, we'll give you a warning.
	Yeah, I know.
	Meanwhile, I have to go to court for going 77 in a 75 zone?
	Oh, that's true.
	Very true.
	No warnings.
	If you had even been with a Chinese spy, you wouldn't have gotten the ticket.
	I don't know!
	Go fast!
	Like, all right, you adorable little rascal.
	So, if we get removed, live show, of course, it's just Monday through Thursday.
	I know this week we've been late, but 10 a.m.
	Eastern on Rumble, and you can continue on MugClip.
	Today is Chat Thursday.
	And you know what?
	I do have a question for you guys.
	Would you guys like us to start one hour later?
	And the reason I ask this is because a lot of people on the Pacific Coast want to watch live.
	And they can't.
	It's really early for those guys.
	So I know this is part of your routine, but seriously, if you guys could comment below if you would prefer that we start at 11.
	That's something we can do.
	11 Eastern.
	11 Eastern.
	That's something we can do.
	It's not something we have to do, but it's a discussion we're having because a lot of people on the Pacific Coast are, you know, I mean, I just think they should move.
	Well, that's good.
	And by the way, let me clarify, actually at 11.
	Right.
	We wouldn't be pushing.
	No, no, we wouldn't be pushing because often what happens is news breaks.
	Hey, another question of the day.
	You can comment if you could change your race.
	What would you choose?
	The correct answer is black.
	It's always black.
	I was going to say whiter.
	Yes.
	Ah, yes.
	There's so many benefits, Dave.
	You want to be Gallagher?
	Yes, exactly.
	I want to be Sinbad.
	Yes.
	Ladies, be all up at the mall.
	Yes.
	Smash the like button.
	That helps with the YouTube algorithm.
	I'm just getting this out of the way right now.
	Smash it, smash it, smash it.
	Like it.
	And, uh, Gerald A., how are you?
	I'm doing much better than you because I didn't pee on myself.
	How are you?
	I'm doing pretty well because I'm excited today to talk about the TikTok segment.
	Oh, are you?
	Yeah, I'm excited to get everybody to trash their TikTok, to delete their TikTok, where today we are going to start.
	I've hated TikTok.
	People have said I should be on TikTok.
	I've always disagreed.
	And I'm pretty sure after today, I'm not going to manually delete TikTok.
	They're going to manually remove me from TikTok.
	There will be no profanity.
	No.
	There will be no factual inaccuracies.
	All references will be at lotto.com.
	But I'm pretty sure the Chinese spies are going to remove me.
	I think that'll be fun.
	It'll be a good time.
	And you know him.
	You love him.
	We're actually, we have one more show in Royal Oak, Michigan.
	We added one on April 16th.
	So bring it up there, Tim.
	Bring it up.
	Be a little bit quicker to the draw.
	Quick draw, quick draw, quick draw.
	Here we go.
	April 16th, they're like, maybe like 100 tickets left, so get them right now while they're hot.
	Dave Landau, how are you?
	Ahoy!
	Good, how about you?
	I'm doing, you know.
	Well, I don't even know why I asked.
	We've been over the peeing on the self.
	Yep, I didn't pee on myself.
	I didn't pee on myself.
	I almost urinated on myself.
	No, I'm sorry.
	That's true.
	You almost.
	You peed in the wind.
	Right.
	I urinated into the wind.
	I should have done this.
	You wouldn't have to, it's really windy.
	It's not that windy out there.
	It is windy, what the hell's the matter with you?
	Not when you're in the corner of the building.
	Why does anyone do that like they can't feel a breeze?
	Yeah, I know.
	Now I know.
	Hold on a second, let me take off my belt buckle and put it on a leaf in a bit of water and I'll make a compass.
	Ah, here we go.
	That's north!
	And I pissed myself, none of this helped.
	Oh, never helps.
	But I know it's directional.
	I thought the wind was blowing this way.
	Now that I've licked my finger, I'm aware it's that way.
	Yes, exactly.
	Thank God for that old salivary trick.
	And what happened to him?
	He died of starvation in the woods.
	Yes, he died of starvation in the woods.
	Did he have a Bowie knife?
	No, he was really confident in this.
	And he was mauled by a grizzly bear.
	He named a jelly bean.
	Yes!
	Did us all a favor.
	Okay, before we move on, though, we honor, of course, we're getting towards the end of this month, but we honor our brethren.
	It's Black History Month right here.
	What?
	Now, black history facts we want to deliver to you guys.
	You guys learn a little bit about our black history.
	Why is it African American months?
	Is it black across the globe?
	I don't know.
	That's a good question.
	I was just watching this, it was a UFC press conference and someone said, and of course
	we want to honor our African-American, our African and African-American fighters because
	the guy's from Cameroon.
	And I was gonna say, yeah, if you live in Kenya and they're like, it's African-American, you're like, how's that possible?
	You go to Kenya, you call them minority?
	No!
	Have you looked around?
	We are all mostly here.
	Yes, we are here, and you are the odd one out.
	Jellybean, take care of him.
	He keeps licking his finger, like that does anything.
	I think black is the appropriate term.
	It should be the appropriate term.
	The appropriate term should be brown, because it's not really black.
	No, I don't think there's... there's very few people that I would describe as actually black.
	I would describe very few people as white.
	Right.
	Well, yeah, of course.
	Photo negative.
	Humans.
	Yes, that's what I prefer to call them.
	Let me give you some black history facts.
	In the 1850s, George Crumb, this is true, invented the potato chip when a customer kept complaining his fries were too thick.
	I like that.
	That's just passive-aggressive.
	It's like hair.
	The only thing that's thick, lady.
	I love it how it was a fry and then he invented the potato chip.
	These are too thick.
	He's like, here, it's dry and disgusting.
	But I put salt on it.
	You want a french fry where it's all satisfying, where it's crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside?
	Here's some lays, bitch.
	Bitch, you can't eat just one.
	These are delightful.
	Once I pop the fun, don't stop.
	Leave my diner.
	Do you have a tennis ball can?
	What's the next one, Dave?
	Black History Facts.
	Well, in 1897, Alfred L. Crail, is that right?
	Invented the ice cream scoop.
	What were they doing before?
	Allowing kids to have larger scoops as opposed to spoonfuls.
	Yeah, well, I think it was more of a health thing because he was hand-feeding the kids.
	That's true.
	That's good.
	Yeah, I'll take one handful of mint chocolate chip, please.
	There's got to be a better way.
	It's like just filling up a wig cap.
	Here you go.
	Take it!
	Just whatever the kid brought is what he put ice cream in.
	I don't know.
	This is almost too permeable, Mr. Kroll.
	Yeah.
	Quit your bitchin'.
	There was only a larger spoon that could get this ice cream out easier.
	Yeah.
	And the Chinese are like, uh, chopsticks?
	No!
	No!
	Good luck!
	You're just puncturing the chunky monkey.
	You can make an iPhone, but still to this day they're like, nah, we eat with twigs.
	Yes, exactly.
	They're much more efficient.
	Here's another, actually, fact.
	NASA aerospace engineer Lonnie Johnson invented the super soaker, although Hasbro chose the wetter is better over his original slogan, who wants to see some wet-ass titties?
	This has been Black History Month!
	And we are going to be talking about TikTok, and more importantly today, I wanted to, this is something that maybe isn't trending in the news, talk about the problem with the American healthcare system.
	I think that everyone agrees that it's broken, and certainly it's broken as far as how it helps the average American citizen.
	You know, during COVID, we weren't actually allowed to discuss measures that you could take to improve your health, because that was considered misinformation.
	If you would tell people diet and exercise, or using also supplements, meaning supplementary type of vitamins or medicines, you were banned.
	And we were never saying these were measures to replace pharmaceutical measures, but I think we have it exactly wrong.
	I think that drugs and pharmaceutical interventions should be seen as supplementary, and overall health and wellness should be seen as our focus here in the United States.
	And you know what?
	In COVID, that's been greatly exacerbated.
	The entire medical community We were just sort of going over this.
	We said we should do a segment about this.
	You assume that doctors are practicing medicine.
	Yeah.
	First doing no harm.
	But then you realize you can find a doctor who will perform a sex change on a kid.
	Yeah.
	Or do an unnecessarily back surgery.
	What would Hippocrates say?
	First do no.
	Did you just take his cock?
	What?
	You know what?
	I'm not going to invent medicine.
	We don't deserve it.
	Your first rule is do no.
	Did you just suture up that cooch?
	What is what?
	What?
	I just love how it's called practicing medicine for a reason.
	Yes.
	Like, oh, because you fail at it and then it's like, follow the science.
	Right.
	It's like, so which is it?
	If you just killed five people, I'm practicing.
	All right.
	But before we get to TikTok and before we get to that, here's something that's been going on.
	A white British man, Ollie London, spent an estimated $250,000 on all kinds of like facial reconstructive surgeries, all this stuff.
	Yeah.
	To turn himself into a Korean influencer.
	Okay.
	Sounds normal.
	Go ahead.
	Well, you know, I mean, honestly, we can't judge this guy and then elect one other guy prime minister.
	It's the same thing.
	True.
	So if you're having a hard time, and I was when I read this, because, you know, often I'll read articles preparing for this program and not watch the video because the videos, all these sites, they have all these autoplay ads.
	So I missed the video.
	Yeah.
	But I was curious.
	And your curiosity has served you well, my friends.
	What you gonna do?
	Koreaboo is coming for you!
	Did you know it's my home?
	Now I'm sitting on the Korean throne!
	I'm the king of K-Pop!
	My love took me to the top!
	Hey you!
	What you gonna do?
	What you gonna do?
	Are you gonna do?
	What you gonna do?
	Oh yeah!
	Hey you!
	What you gonna do?
	Scream and shout!
	There's no doubt!
	Koreaboo is coming for you!
	What you gonna do?
	What you gonna do?
	Hey you!
	What you gonna do?
	Scream and shout!
	There's no doubt, there's no doubt, clear blue is good for you
	Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?
	Whatcha gonna do?
	Whatcha gonna do?
	I don't know at what point this becomes appropriate!
	Yeah, I hope nobody dances into a beaker in a lab there.
	Right!
	I mean, Peter, that's offensive to, let's just see, Koreans, women, gays, Elton John, midgets, and you have Peter Dinklage here complaining about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
	There wasn't even a reason for that midget to be in there.
	Inclusivity.
	It was just to say, hey look, this is also weird.
	And is he even an authentic midget?
	You don't even know anymore.
	No, you just speak Korean.
	Yeah.
	The camera angle.
	Yeah, well, he could've had his legs sawed off because he wants to identify as a little person as opposed to in the same way this guy pretends he's Korean.
	I don't care.
	Oh, you know what?
	If I could change my race, I would change it to little person.
	What?
	That's not a race.
	Well, yeah.
	Well, I'm just saying if I could make that a race.
	If that was part of the, okay.
	It's a protected class.
	I'm changing the rules.
	Which protected class would you like to be?
	Not just race.
	Yeah, it could be race.
	It could be protected class.
	I would like to be a little person.
	But I think Peter Dinklage should play all seven dwarfs.
	Yes.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Would that be just an acting tour de force?
	Yes.
	It'd be like Peter Dinklage, the clumps.
	Yeah.
	Hercules!
	Sleepy!
	Sleepy!
	Now, I'm grumpy.
	Yeah.
	Great, Dinklage.
	Fantastic.
	Give him an Oscar.
	This guy's good because he's, you know, a dwarf.
	Yes.
	It's like, how good would he be if he was not a dwarf?
	Enough.
	You know, fine.
	He'd be fine.
	Off.
	He'd probably make a couple things in the CW.
	Off, off, Broadway.
	Warwick Davis is better, but whatever.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Guy from Seinfeld who tackled Kramer, he's also pretty good.
	I met him.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, I got to interview that dude.
	He's awesome.
	Yeah, I've heard he's actually pretty- Yeah, he's really cool.
	Yeah.
	And then he was in The Watchman, and I don't know, that dude's awesome.
	Yeah, the little- I don't know his name, but he was also in Jingle All The Way, which is a classic.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right.
	Oh, yeah.
	I know who you're talking about.
	So, here's also something, speaking of the Korean influencer.
	He wanted to be so badly Korean, this guy, Ali.
	This is true.
	He plans for a penis reduction.
	Well, that's not offensive.
	No, that's not offensive at all to an entire nation of people.
	But here's the thing.
	Is it really any more offensive that a man saying, I'm a woman, and they say, OK, well, how are you going to act as a woman?
	The stereotype of a Barbie woman.
	That's what trans people do.
	You know what I mean?
	We say, hey, we don't want to perpetuate the negative stereotypes of women.
	But when it's a man, he walks in with big, fake boobs and blonde hair and, oh, look, all the splendor that is men with menses.
	Yes.
	So this is what he actually said, I don't want to be, actually he said it like this, I don't want to be, get offended by this, but in Korea the average penis size is like 3.5 inches.
	This is what he said, and I get trolled all the time.
	Hold on a second, wait.
	You get trolled for not having a 3.5 inch tally-wagger?
	What are you, like, showing it off online or something?
	People say, oh!
	They're like, alright, if you're really Korean, let's prove it.
	That thing is huge!
	What's that, four inches?
	Yes!
	That's way past the 3.8, which we call the .3 grace inches.
	You're not measuring from the right point, sir.
	What's sad is if I was a Korean penis taller, I'd feel better about myself.
	Wouldn't be a K-pop star.
	So then he wrote, people say, oh, you can't be Korean.
	You're not 100% Korean due to the wiener size.
	And I just want to be 100% Korean.
	Meaning you want to insult 100% of the population of Korea.
	Look, and I know we're talking about all South Korea, but North Koreans are only smaller.
	Okay?
	There have been studies that show because of malnourishment.
	The point is you're offending both South Koreans and North Koreans just by implying this is
	This is a bad marketing point.
	Can we send this guy to North Korea, like put him in Rodman's luggage and just let them deal with him?
	Yes, absolutely.
	I think he should go shoot one of his videos there, see how it goes.
	So I'm sure there's a Korean there hung like a horse.
	Yeah.
	Probably like six inches.
	It's actually a Korean breed of horse.
	Yeah, it's called hung.
	It's called a pony.
	Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
	Go ride hung.
	Very good for rodeo.
	His name is Tron Jeremy.
	Yes.
	Can you imagine pulling out your 5 inches and Korean women are like, my gracious.
	They're passing out as you walk by.
	I don't think I have the room!
	What do you think they worship Dear Leader for?
	People are just fainting.
	Can we fact check this, by the way, on Mug Club?
	I feel like this guy, Ollie, is just making up that it's 3.5 inches.
	But here's the thing.
	We'll figure it out later.
	We'll do it on Mug Club.
	It's Chat Thursday, where it gets very weird.
	But we actually did procure the rest of Ollie's John Thomas, and we've been granted permission by the London Estate to auction it off for charity.
	Oh, good.
	Because he's already gone through the procedure, and so now we'll actually be taking live callers who want to place their bids, and I believe we have one on the line.
	It's actually a Korean caller.
	Hello, I am...
	Very interested in extra penis.
	Okay, well, thank you for your interest.
	We appreciate it.
	We actually have, I believe, we have some other, hold on the line, some other calls coming in.
	Whoa!
	The penis caller heat map is lighting up!
	Really?
	Oh, wow.
	We do not have the bandwidth for all these.
	Wow, that is all Korea.
	Wait, is that Texas?
	There's one in Texas.
	Oh my gosh!
	Well for people who don't know, Little Lane did, he actually lived in Korea for a long
	Little Lane.
	You might be saying, that's a really white guy.
	Over there, he was just fine.
	Well, he shrunk by osmosis.
	There was actually, he lost most of it in a fire, guys.
	I don't know if you knew that.
	It was a penis kitchen fire.
	Yes, it was a penis kitchen fire.
	Those happen a lot.
	Well, they do it to get your Korean Green Card.
	Don't cook naked.
	You must swear oath and put penis in fire.
	Ah, too long.
	Must chop.
	Sorry.
	More than three and a half inches.
	You're no good.
	We can't have you walking around like Monster.
	Oh, Godzilla's here.
	You seen Judson Trudeau?
	You seen a host?
	So, let me give you one more update, too.
	Remember Quintez Brown?
	We talked about him yesterday?
	Yeah!
	Upstanding citizen, right?
	The guy who tried to shoot the mayoral candidate?
	Right.
	So, we have an update, but just for those who weren't following it, we talked about this yesterday.
	Monday night, a Black Lives Matter activist, Quintez Brown, he was arrested for attempting to shoot the Louisville mayor candidate.
	So, okay, in 2019, Brown was actually recognized by the Obama Foundation for his work in the community, and he got to meet President Obama!
	Oh, what an honor!
	An upstanding young citizen.
	Well, now we have an update for you.
	Okay.
	You know, um, again to reiterate, attempted murder.
	He's behind bars, right?
	Sure.
	But, uh, well see, you would think.
	You would think!
	But you also wouldn't think that it would be socially acceptable for a man to go and, to spend $250,000 to go and Korea-face and, and shorten his penis.
	Well, that's true, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, the point is, we're off the grid.
	We're a little absurd.
	Yeah, we don't know where we are at this point.
	Right.
	It's not gonna help you find your way home.
	No.
	You will not find your way home.
	You'll pee all over yourself.
	So he, uh, actually there's a Louisville Community Bail Fund, supported by Black Lives Matter.
	They posted his $100,000 bond!
	Wow!
	Good for him!
	Really?
	Yeah!
	If you look at one of their reasons for doing it, they wanted to make sure that he was safe and he was in a nice comfortable place.
	And they said, look, he needs the mental health services that need to be provided.
	And here's why.
	Because he had PTSD from a lot of the social unrest over the last couple years.
	And I'm like, You are the reason there was social unrest.
	It's like saying the hijackers on 9-11 need to be treated specially because they've had a rough day.
	They're the cause of the rough day!
	I've just blocked out the memories.
	Can you find someone who doesn't have PTSD from the last two years?
	It's the guys running around burning down Walgreens saying, oh man, this was really rough on me.
	I need some help.
	I bet you probably a little bit of PTSD for that mayoral candidate along with his Swiss cheese chest.
	Did you see that there was actually a bullet hit his clothes but didn't actually hit him?
	Like what kind of matrix moves was this guy doing and a bullet like kind of just wings his arm?
	I just think Brown was high.
	Well, that's true.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Or holding it sideways.
	Yeah, he was holding it sideways for the kill shot.
	He's like, hey.
	Or maybe he had like half of a best friend necklace.
	Yes.
	And he's like, I knew it.
	I knew it.
	There's a burning bullet in it.
	And the other half was Quintez Brown.
	He's like, I thought you were supposed to be good to me.
	This is one of those things.
	Think about it.
	They're freezing funds to the convoy of trucks.
	Is the law applied equally?
	There should be no organizations allowed to bail out criminals for committing violent crimes.
	Now again, people are saying, hey, I don't think it's being inconsistent.
	You can comment below.
	Let me know.
	I don't think it's inconsistent to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You can't allow funding for criminals.
	You can't allow funding for violent criminals.
	And of course, you should allow funding for Peaceful protests.
	For people who are protesting with a specifically peaceful mission statement.
	Just like when people say, hey, free speech!
	You're not being consistent.
	Can I make a death threat?
	No, no, no, no.
	That's illegal!
	There are very few carve-outs to what's illegal.
	Calls to violence, threats of violence, lying deliberately to cause violence, like yelling fire in a crowded theater.
	You can yell fire in a crowded theater if there's a fire.
	If there's not, it's the violence that could break out the stampede that could be taking place in an Amy Schumer film that is the problem.
	Same thing here.
	Well, that's just from the film.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Well, there's not a stampede of people to actually leave an Amy Schumer film, but I understand your point.
	Well, Amy Schumer's doing a Q&A and she just marched out.
	Aren't there people from January 6th that were protesting that are still being held or were up till recently?
	Yeah, no bail funds.
	With no bail funds for that?
	I believe one's pregnant.
	Weren't they shooting at everyone there?
	I thought there were guns everywhere for that one.
	That's gotta be why they're held.
	Yeah, that's gotta be why they're held.
	No, this guy just tried to shoot at a mayoral candidate.
	$100,000 bond.
	Who's Jewish?
	Yeah.
	For crying out loud, and now watch, and then the SPLC will talk about some, you know, some local Baptist church being the greatest threat.
	As he was shooting at the suit.
	You know what sucks?
	That's true.
	Is these racists who are like, you know, and I mean these like black supremacists, like the black Hebrew Israelites and the black, you know, the Louis Farrakhans, these people, this guy who went out, Quintez Brown, and shot this Jewish mayoral candidate.
	What sucks is, I feel bad that they'll never get their manifesto out.
	Because, you know, they're like, what happened?
	Well, I was shooting him because he was a greedy shekel hoarding and it's because, really, he was just upset and he wasn't raised properly.
	No, it's because he was Jewish and I hate the... and we have a problem with white supremacy.
	Let me get my shit out!
	I do!
	When shackle housing spelled with a Z is written on the back of an IHOP placemat.
	Right.
	It just doesn't have the same effect.
	And the map to the end is like six wrong paths.
	I don't know how to do this shit.
	Just go outside of it.
	Let's just get rid of this.
	Connect the dots in this motherfucker.
	I didn't know I was taking a test for Mensa.
	So with that last story, Mission Control just sent me this.
	Someone, Theodore Prickett, had posted this.
	LOL, that rich coming from an organization that supports someone who just shot at a government employee.
	Organization being BLM.
	And so BLM Louisville, they took this down, but they put Candidate.
	There's a carve out.
	That's what you decided to back check?
	That's the problem.
	Candidate.
	That was a mostly false from Snopes.
	Like Elon Omar marrying her brother.
	He was running for office.
	Then he was running from his office because he was being shot at.
	Why?
	What's your problem with it?
	Because he's black?
	Yeah, of course.
	Sure, let's go with that.
	Speaking of racism, which of course is what Quintess Brown is, he's a victim.
	Very much so.
	Camera phones!
	I don't know if you know this.
	I mean, we've known this for a long time.
	They're racist.
	But there was this... I don't watch the Super Bowl.
	If you guys watched yesterday's Stephen Knows Sports, it's pathetic.
	You won.
	You did win!
	Yeah, I know, but it was just... it was... come on.
	Don't give it to me.
	You lose as well.
	You did win.
	A win's a win.
	You are far too kind.
	You are far too kind.
	And I will say, just since we're doling out compliments...
	4.2.
	Dave is selling himself short.
	Oh my gosh.
	Proportionally, that's impressive.
	It's a tripod.
	Well, it's something else.
	In Korea, they call me Godzilla.
	In Korea, they call you the host.
	The Google Pixel, I guess that's still a thing, the Super Bowl ad, they were kind enough to let us know that camera phones, this is what, I mean, remember when Super Bowl ads used to be like the Budweiser Clydesdales?
	There's Bud Bowl and stuff like that.
	Good American.
	Does anybody remember Spuds McKenzie?
	Yes!
	I know, half the staff here was like, who are you talking about?
	Oh my gosh, fire every one of them.
	I wanted to.
	You mean like the Target dog?
	I'm like, no, I don't.
	Screw you!
	Not the Target dog.
	In the sense that it's a dog, yes.
	Right.
	One out of three ain't bad.
	So the Google Pixel Super Bowl ad, these are the kinds of ads that we have to deal with now.
	They were kind enough to remind you that camera phones are racist.
	This is a real ad.
	Touch the screen.
	You'll be fine.
	Especially that one.
	We don't!
	I don't understand.
	This is kind of everyone's problem with cameras though.
	has been terribly shot.
	Touch the screen.
	I always do.
	Especially that one.
	Because if you love me, you love we don't understand.
	This is kind of everyone's problem with cameras.
	Oh, you mean you solve it by taking the pictures in daylight?
	Yeah.
	As opposed to a dark dance hall?
	And not with the sun behind you?
	Wow!
	She's on a rooftop!
	Of course you're gonna see her more clearly!
	Why are you in a pool with that headgear?
	Was that a white chick?
	We had one?
	No, she was Asian.
	Ah, Asian.
	Okay.
	That better be a panoramic, uh... I mean, I do admit that pixels have gotten much better.
	Yeah.
	It's just technology.
	I mean, they have gotten better.
	I mean, how many pixels were needed for that wide-frame finale?
	Quite a few.
	Look.
	Probably needed a loose... I probably, I think there's probably, like when there were crappy little digital camera phones.
	I will say this.
	I had a teacher at my Centennial Regional High School.
	He was very dark.
	He was from Barbados.
	And when he would take the graduation pictures, but we were on a dark dance floor.
	Yeah, yeah.
	He would smile.
	It looked like a Cheshire Cat.
	That was all because he was very, very dark.
	I am not...
	Oblivious to this, but let's be honest here.
	You just showed pictures from like the 1990s, graduation pictures, and then you took pictures of biracial women on rooftops!
	Yes.
	Like, look how much better this camera is.
	Well, you mean the sun?
	Like, look how much clearer it is.
	Well, yeah, you put a shark hunting light on them!
	We also, in the one photo, you don't focus on the palm trees, you focus on the girl in the front.
	Right!
	Ah!
	So that's what it is.
	That's all it is, is like a Google Pixel.
	That would happen to anyone, regardless of background.
	Yeah, I feel like they're like, here.
	Yep.
	There we go!
	We're focused on it!
	Wow, look at that!
	Also, it helps if you don't take the picture in a tunnel.
	Do you have a camera I can get that only shows whites?
	Oh, jeez.
	A whites-only camera?
	Yes, we do.
	Well, you know what, actually, we... So, to be fair, and I understand, we actually did an experiment here.
	There is, there's always, like we've said, there's always a kernel of truth, right, to their set.
	We have a picture right here that was taken on a run-of-the-mill iPhone 13, right?
	Run-of-the-mill iPhone 13 there, okay?
	Now look at that same picture taken with the Pixel 6.
	There!
	Now we know.
	If the picture don't take me!
	If it didn't use a pixel, my man must get acquittal.
	If it ain't an iPhone 6, you must acquit.
	You must acquit.
	If you use an iPhone 13, this verdict ain't worth a hill of beans.
	That's a racist camera.
	Yep, that is a racist camera.
	Oh, wait a second.
	We just all supposed to trust the cameras from iPhone, Apple?
	Y'all seen Tim Cook?
	She's dead on the floor because she was a white whore.
	I don't know what that has to do with a camera, but it rhymed.
	I just wanted to fit that in there.
	That's a cypher!
	You know what?
	I stand corrected.
	That picture did prove me wrong.
	I take back everything I said.
	I'm glad we got these cameras out there.
	It's almost like a magic eye painting.
	If you just look at it long enough, you're like, wait a second, I see OJ!
	Also the number 7!
	That would have been the exact time in history, too, for one of those to work during a trial.
	Alright, take a look!
	Alright, everybody just lose your focus on your eyes, uh-huh.
	You see him stabbing her, right?
	You just have Ethan Supley staring at it until he sees OJ.
	I mean, it hasn't always been that bad.
	The Rodney King footage was crystal clear.
	Yeah!
	That's true.
	Exactly what was happening.
	Geez.
	Otherwise, it wouldn't have had the same effect!
	No.
	Yeah, there wasn't even a racist in America that was like, Maybe we should just move to set your batons to not asshole.
	Robert Bird's like, ooh.
	All right.
	So look, by the way, smash that like button.
	I know I mentioned it before.
	That does help with the algorithm here on YouTube, because we're about to get into a segment that is not going to serve many of us well.
	This is funny.
	TikTok.
	You know it.
	You hate it for all the right reasons.
	If you like TikTok, I can't be friends with you.
	What?
	It's a litmus test.
	It's like if someone doesn't like dogs.
	Or Dolly Partons.
	Well, yeah, people who aren't monthly members.
	Dogs more so.
	Oh my word.
	Oh my word.
	I take it back.
	Take me to Dollywood.
	Yeah, that's why they call it that.
	There's wood in that sentence.
	Oh, jeez.
	They have a Dali wood in Korea.
	What?
	It's called Dali 3.5.
	Yeah.
	It's because... Dali partial wood?
	Yes.
	Dali short wood.
	So, Peter Dinklage's like, that's my nickname.
	These are the smallest roller coasters I've ever seen.
	It's really just a go-kart put on an old train track.
	It's like one of those teacups.
	That's all they got.
	You got to spin yourself.
	All right, so TikTok.
	This is the other part of Asia.
	We're dealing with China right now.
	Two separate studies now.
	Two separate studies have confirmed that TikTok circumvents the kinds of security protections that are on Apple and Google Play stores.
	Let me give you an idea as to what that means because we all know that we have problems with social media and privacy.
	Yeah.
	This is a different level.
	This means a device tracking ability that gives TikTok's Beijing-based parent company, ByteDance, complete access.
	To user data.
	Yeah.
	Okay?
	And not only that, it gives TikTok the ability to actually change behavior within the app without user consent.
	Yeah.
	Now, that means that it can feed you whatever propaganda it wants without your knowledge.
	Right.
	And it's not, in the study show, it's not based on what you like.
	Like, oh, hey, Pinterest, you know, it's like, you know, I'm looking at, like, glasses of wine, or I'm looking at, you know, knitting or homemade soap.
	And then all of a sudden, you're just seeing a Who study that says Taiwan isn't a thing.
	So, Gerald's Pinterest?
	Yes!
	Not until I've had my third glass of wine!
	Time to crochet.
	Now, to be clear, apps like Facebook, this is very different.
	Twitter, Facebook, they don't have that ability.
	This is a different level of severity.
	Were you about to say something there, Gerald?
	No, no, no, I was just gonna kill Dave.
	Oh, okay.
	One day it's gonna hurt.
	Just gonna hit it with a G. He's gonna be like, alright, I did it.
	They can change all that and they can actually, what is it, your Seth Meyers thing?
	That's basically what they have the ability to do now.
	Only they can push propaganda that paints China in a positive light, and they have done that.
	And pushes other stuff away from you so that you can't see anything critical of China.
	And there's more to it that we'll need to get into, but here's a big difference.
	Now I've always said this about Facebook, about Twitter, about YouTube.
	They operate in the United States, so you need to adhere to the United States laws,
	right?
	We have free speech laws.
	You need to adhere to those laws because those are the laws that allowed your company to
	flourish.
	Now, they often don't, and so we have, hopefully, if Republicans, if conservatives do their
	job, the ability to call them to the mat because we have laws that they aren't following.
	They're not following fairly, or Section 230.
	That doesn't apply when you have a company like ByteDance that has irrefutable ties to the Communist Chinese Party.
	So in August, the Chinese government, they took a stake of, well, a few things.
	They took a board seat in Beijing, the ByteDance technology company.
	So there's now And there's also some... I can't confirm this, but again, all references are available at lateralthecutter.com.
	There's also some funding money that's exchanged hands, which is... Okay, we can't confirm all that, but look, a board seat at this with a Communist Chinese Party member, that's enough!
	Well, don't worry.
	Basically, when I read this article, they said they weren't going to have any direct control of the company because of the company's corporate structure, so nothing to see here.
	Yeah, because of the company's corporate structure.
	Wait, what's your corporate structure involve?
	It involves a board.
	Who's on the board?
	The Communist Chinese Party.
	Don't worry, no Uyghur.
	How many votes does he get?
	Well, however many he wants.
	Yeah, depending on how many family members die.
	Isn't this mostly geared towards kids and young people as well?
	Oh, yes.
	It's mostly geared towards kids, which still wouldn't make the crap that you find in there permissible, but it really does.
	It allows the Communist Chinese Party completely unfettered access to all of your personal information, and then they can control what you see.
	I don't know how this skirts any type of American legislative full lockout, and of course we know that Donald Trump was much tougher.
	What were we about to say there, Joe?
	I was about to say exactly that.
	Donald Trump was much tougher on this.
	He had an executive order in place that made them purchase or work with an American company, and that was Oracle at the time.
	And as soon as Joe Biden comes into office, very quickly after that, he rescinds it.
	Right.
	So they're good to go.
	And then Hunter Biden was also on their board.
	And their board only has two people.
	It's Hunter Biden and that communist.
	And they're just all smoking Parmesan.
	Yes, exactly.
	So how do I do?
	I block hole and I don't feel it.
	Gotta hit it harder.
	Small pair of illegal feet.
	You know the comedian Andrew Schultz?
	Yeah, he's very funny.
	He really did have a phenomenal take on this, so if you can't say it better, I want to point you to the original.
	I'd recommend you go and watch his full clip on this.
	That's why the TikTok thing was a big deal because it was a social media platform we didn't create.
	So it's like, oh, we don't want some other country's tech influencing us.
	Because because apparently, like in China, the way that the algorithm works, it doesn't reward people doing stupid dances and like playing with their dog.
	The algorithm is rewarding things that they want to see their youth do.
	So people doing cool engineering, people doing cool science in China.
	And you wanted to disrupt another country.
	Oh, wow.
	Wouldn't you reward the dumbest possible sh** on that app?
	Twerking.
	People doing stupid dances.
	You want the next level of youth to go, I can be famous doing something that's truly worthless to society.
	Now, here's the thing.
	Andrew Schultz, very funny.
	I don't understand the flood pins.
	Well, yeah.
	It's a deep chair.
	Is it a choice or is he just that tall?
	He's a tall dude.
	Okay, let's just go with that.
	No, he really did.
	That was put succinctly and put very well.
	I loaned him my pants.
	Did you?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Here you go, sir.
	They'll fit like a glove.
	Yeah, right.
	We traded pants in 98.
	Mine are very baggy.
	Yes, that's what happened.
	They drag.
	See, I thought they were frayed.
	You purchased them frayed from Abercrombie.
	No, no, these are just worn out.
	But did you cut the holes in the ass?
	Is that what the... Oh, well...
	Cuts are strong.
	More of just a tear in a moment of passion.
	What is this, a chastity gene?
	In the heat of the moment, telling me what your ass meant.
	Oh no.
	In the heat of the moment, caught in your pants.
	Alright.
	In Dave's jeans.
	So knowing all of this, while we're talking about TikTok, I want to start a trend with all of you.
	A lot of people have said, why haven't you gotten off YouTube yet?
	Look, nothing would make me happier than for all of you to join Mug Club, or at least Rumble, for people who don't want to pay for the additional hour show.
	That's the only way the show exists.
	If not enough of you join Mug Club, the show goes away.
	But you can at least watch the free show on Rumble.
	I would much rather see, like, when we do this show, we'll have anywhere from 70,000, 80,000 people live on YouTube, and like 15,000 on Rumble.
	I would love to see those numbers switch.
	I would love to see those numbers flip and more on Rumble, but we cannot force you to.
	So, we are on YouTube as long as is permissible, so that we can get the message out, of course.
	As long as we're not actually censoring what we're saying, we're still able to speak the truth relative, by YouTube standards.
	I mean, you can't quote the CDC, but other than that, yes, anything else.
	Opaque standards.
	You can quote the CCP.
	Oh, well that, yeah.
	As a matter of fact, it's encouraged.
	Um, but with TikTok, we've reached a point, and I've told you that if we reach this point with Facebook, with Twitter, with YouTube, we believe that we are no longer able to honestly communicate with you, we will leave.
	Yeah.
	Okay?
	We're not there yet, and so it's a tool that we use.
	TikTok is beyond that point.
	So basically this, I can't in good conscience remain on the platform on TikTok.
	I've already been banned like three times, so it's not like I'm taking a huge risk at this point.
	I mean, I've tried to stay back, tried to get back on the app to fight the horrible degeneracy that's on there.
	It hasn't worked.
	We keep getting shadow banned and just banned banned.
	So what we're going to do on air today, what I'm going to do is make a video right now that we are going to put on TikTok and uh going to I was going to manually delete TikTok was the plan like on my phone go look I mean and then I realized wait a second I don't need to do that
	I can just say true things!
	Yeah.
	We'll give you the floor and let you get it off your chest.
	Yes.
	So this video and the hashtag is going to be Trash TikTok.
	I want all of you to get rid of your TikTok accounts and discuss it on every platform that you have.
	Maybe comment below the hashtag Trash TikTok.
	Sometimes that actually sort of feeds into Twitter.
	You can share this right now.
	You can share this show if you're watching live.
	Hit the share button.
	Trash TikTok is the hashtag.
	Let's go out with a bang, okay?
	Watch it.
	Right now, I am going to close my TikTok.
	The Nine Dash Line isn't real.
	Mao's Great Leap Forward led to the death of 45 million Chinese citizens.
	Are we hitting those, uh, are we hitting those, uh... BOOM!
	BOOM!
	GO!
	We gotta add a little extra offense to it there, uh, Keegan.
	On June 4th, 1989, the CCP murdered thousands of protesters at the Tiananmen Square.
	Taiwan is in fact a real country and not a part of Communist China.
	More than 1 million Uyghur Muslims are detained in re-education camps in Xinjiang right now.
	Also, kimchi is Korean, not Chinese.
	COVID likely originated, and by likely I mean absolutely originated, at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
	And Xi Jinping looks exactly like Winnie the Pooh when he gets stuck in the honey tree.
	China's one-child policy led to millions of forced abortions.
	And the Senkaku Islands, sorry.
	I just want to make sure I get this clear so that you can remove me appropriately, TikTok.
	The Senkaku Islands, however, I don't care.
	The point is, it belongs to Japan, not you.
	And finally, I think all of us can say this in unity on the count of three.
	Three, two, fuck the CCP!
	Okay, Austin, get that up on TikTok over there.
	I appreciate it and I encourage every single one of you to delete your own TikToks if you have it.
	Stop buying into the CCP subversion and let us know if you deleted it.
	Share a picture and using the hashtag Trash TikTok.
	Using that hashtag Trash TikTok.
	I wonder how long that's going to take.
	What's the over-under on time?
	By the end of the show, do you think we're off?
	I have no idea.
	We'll see how fast they get it over.
	Yeah, I really do want to see them delete the account over it.
	Completely true facts.
	Especially the Winnie the Pooh one.
	That's the one that I think will make it happen.
	They do not like the Winnie the Pooh.
	I love how mad he is about that.
	That's so funny.
	The guy's like, I don't look like Winnie the Pooh!
	Oh really?
	He can't pronounce, he's like, OBAMA!
	OBAMA!
	I don't even like honey.
	My friend not a piglet, you a piglet, you, no I don't have, my friend a human.
	Wait, your one friend looks depressed.
	He's not a donkey, though.
	Yeah.
	He's depressed.
	Seriously, Eeyore, what a downer.
	Yeah, no, Eeyore's always rude.
	I guess you'd be like, ooh okay, poo bear I think there's some honey in that bee tree.
	Oh don't forget about the holocaust.
	I drew a picture of a Eeyore hanging and Pooh going, I'm too late.
	And I didn't put it on Twitter, I figured they'd just take it down for making fun of
	suicide.
	Well, you know, that's an episode where Piglet shows up.
	was it? Oh, but your is auto erotic is fixation. It's not what you think. Back up. Watch. He died doing the one thing
	that made him happy. Oh, man. I like
	He doesn't know how to take a joke, you just gotta let it roll off, otherwise people are gonna come back at you with Winnie the Pooh signs.
	Screw him, screw China, screw the Communist Chinese Party, screw TikTok, and screw Eric Swalwell for banging Chinese spots.
	And Tigger, let's get a new name.
	Yeah, that's too close.
	It's a little much these days.
	Sorry, I just coughed up a lung.
	No, it's Ni-Ga.
	It's a word.
	Yes, that means um.
	Yeah, right?
	It means um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, Gerald's been banned.
	It was really the F you part leave the country that the guy said that was a problem.
	Right.
	So, okay, here's something else I wanted to talk about.
	I feel like this is something that a lot of people discuss and aren't able to put a fine point on.
	Okay, obviously the left is upset with the American health care system.
	And they're upset because they think it needs more government control.
	But I also believe most people, I think most people think that there's a problem.
	Here's something else.
	I don't know about you, I'm pro-Western medicine to a degree.
	If I get really sick, I don't want to be chewing on a costanga root.
	But I think there's a balance.
	You have these patchouli hippies who believe in nothing but alternative medicine, and rather than going through chemo or something, they're like, oh, use a cream.
	And I think that's too extreme.
	And then you have some other people right now, like Fauci and like the media, who are basically doing the bidding for pharmaceutical companies.
	Let me frame it this way.
	I think most Americans, and you can tell me If this is how you feel about it, I think it's been something that hasn't been worded very effectively.
	In our country, we look at drugs and pharmaceuticals, and I'm going to give you some stats here to prove, to substantiate my point.
	We look at drugs and pharmaceuticals as the primary intervention, and we look at what matters most, health, fitness, diet, as, ironically, supplementary.
	Even the term supplements.
	Now, I'll do a whole other segment on the supplement industry and the scams that are taking place there.
	I think it should be the exact opposite.
	I think we need to have a system that encourages health fit, things like diet and exercise.
	You could eliminate over half the prescriptions that are being given out in this country.
	I don't think a doctor should give you a pill for a condition, if it's, for example, type 2 diabetes or high cholesterol or high blood pressure, until he says, you know what, go follow this exercise and diet protocol, then come back to me.
	Instead, they say, Here's a prescription, and you can ask them, well, what kind of effect would diet and exercise have?
	And they're like, well, you know, I don't really know.
	That's not what I do.
	And I'm going to give you some before and after, by the way, blood work from me.
	Because I had cholesterol problems.
	I had, after I went through major surgery, and of course there were medications at play, lowered it by 70 points.
	Yeah.
	No medication.
	As a matter of fact, eliminated more medications because I had to take some post-surgery.
	So I'll use my personal example to substantiate.
	It's anecdotal.
	And then of course the empirical that it's not even close.
	Can you guys comment?
	I think that's the main problem.
	I think the way we fix it is drugs are supplementary.
	And health and overall wellness needs to be primary and needs to be encouraged and needs to be incentivized by the healthcare industry more so than dancing vaccines on Colbert.
	Well, I've noticed a bit more of it now.
	Like I had high cholesterol like four years ago.
	I'm sure it's back, but my doctor told me to do, you know, half hour a day of walking, running, whatever it was.
	And I, and I stuck to the regimen and I did drop my cholesterol, you know, and he did that before any medication, anything else.
	And I think there are more doctors doing that.
	These days, depending on who you see.
	But a lot are trying to do the natural... Well, like Dr. Choi, Austin's dad, who we've had on the show, that's the first thing he looks at.
	He goes, let me look at your blood work, let me look at your inflammation markers, let me look at your hormones, all these things before you.
	And he also can prescribe medications, and he does.
	And that's what a doctor should be able to do.
	And you were about to say something, Gerald.
	I was going to say, I had high blood pressure out of nowhere.
	I always had fantastic blood pressure.
	I didn't know where I had it and my wife was like, hey, we've got to get this under control.
	One month later of just going, oh, I didn't realize what I was eating was actually causing this.
	Oh, I thought you said you turned to your wife and said, yeah, why don't you give me a break?
	Not what I said.
	My wife, the nurse, she just said, yeah, you have to cut these certain things out.
	And I was like, oh.
	And it wasn't like drastic life changes.
	Like, I didn't have to alter everything that I ate.
	It was just like, oh, I have to be a little bit more careful here.
	And it came right back down.
	If I had gone to a doctor with that, I guarantee you I would have been prescribed something.
	and it wouldn't have been, hey what are you doing on the outside?
	The human body is pretty resilient and can bounce back.
	And I'm not just saying this as a joke, my liver did that.
	Right.
	And it was like...
	The liver can regenerate itself.
	Absolutely. I did that with smoking. My lungs are good.
	I heard if you quit smoking before you were 30, your lungs can make a big drastic comeback.
	And they did.
	I quit smoking the day before I turned 30.
	I'm not kidding.
	Your birthday at 28?
	You chose then to trust the science, Dave?
	Yeah, I'm not kidding.
	I was a two to three pack a day smoker and I quit that day.
	And yeah, I just shook it out of my system.
	I was a miserable, miserable prick.
	I can imagine.
	But honestly, my lungs are better now than ever.
	And it was because I just Here's the thing, people, and I always talk about this when people say, hey, can we find common ground?
	This is something where we should find common ground.
	Hey, people need to be healthier.
	Hey, we need a medical system that incentivizes, and I mean that financially, with insurance companies.
	I mean that with doctors.
	I mean, I mean, it should lower your cost, not only of the fact that you don't need to purchase prescriptions, but it should lower your overall health care costs.
	You should be rewarded.
	Maybe in less expensive doctor visits.
	Maybe, of course, in insurance plans that reward someone who's consistently healthy if you do consistent blood work.
	I don't care if it's a subway punch card, for crying out loud.
	My point is, that's how we should be incentivizing people in this country.
	And we've just gone through a period in time, with COVID, where more than ever, that was silenced.
	For example, if you said, hey, also taking things like Zinc quercetin, which now has clinically published clinical data, or also getting enough sunlight, also lowering your cholesterol, also dieting and exercising properly, can help regardless of whether you use a mask or vaccinate.
	People have been removed for that.
	And this is where science has become dogmatic, and it's become dogmatic in a way that harms people.
	And if you need more proof, this is where we say, hey, can we find common ground and we need a system that focuses on overall health?
	You would think so, except here's the Association of American Medical Colleges saying that the system is broken because, and we think common ground?
	No, racism.
	So Philip, there's a lot more to health than doctors and hospitals.
	What are some of the social determinants of health?
	That's a great question.
	So we've spent, I think, the last 10 years or so focused this health conversation on issues of health care, right?
	Insurance coverage, drug pricing, access, hugely important issues.
	But the science tells us that all of that work that happens in a doctor's office accounts for about 20% of what makes you healthy, what makes your communities healthy, and what makes the nation healthy.
	How do you choose where to start your beard?
	It has to do with the conditions where we live, But some commentators say medical schools should stick to the science, basic science, and should not teach social justice issues.
	So a patient goes to a doctor, patient has diabetes, doctor says take your medicine,
	get some exercise and eat more healthfully.
	So great, that's that 20% the clinical care.
	But some commentators say medical schools should stick to the science, basic science,
	and should not teach social justice issues.
	Do you agree with that?
	Listen, you fit.
	I could not disagree more with that.
	I think it's a false dichotomy.
	It's both.
	Of course we want our physicians to be competent and grounded in science, of course, and skilled.
	At the same time, again, their healthcare is provided in a context.
	And if the care team, it's not just physicians, it's physicians and nurses, community health workers, social workers, if that care team isn't providing care, understanding the lived experience of their patients, the healthcare won't work like it could.
	That's silly, and you're silly for saying it.
	Of course, I should take that, but they're lived experiences.
	No, no, no.
	Science, and especially health, is about numbers on a page.
	It's about numbers on a page, it's about numbers on a scale.
	It is something that is measurable, and it is something that is undeniable, regardless of the lived experience.
	Hey, remember when they used to complain about food deserts?
	Yeah.
	They still try and complain.
	There's still funding for food deserts when there's Amazon Prime Groceries and Whole Foods.
	There is no food desert.
	As a matter of fact, I think the only food desert that might exist in this country is where white rural farmers live in places like Wyoming.
	It's not Spanish Harlem.
	You mean, so if I have high cholesterol and I'm black, I can't still eat cheeseburgers and steaks all the time and get my cholesterol down?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I mean, you don't understand my lived experience, though.
	If I'm a person of color, of any color, I can't eat those things?
	Well, there is the exception for sickle cell.
	That is something that, you know, you might want to check for.
	But, outside of that, it applies to everybody.
	Oh, okay.
	So everybody else has to play by the rules.
	Right.
	But if you make a joke about sickle cell, people will be more offended and consider that racist as opposed to saying, well, we need to learn a lived experience.
	What do you mean?
	I have flat black women coming in all the time.
	Yeah, it's fun.
	That's what he's saying.
	Yeah, it changes.
	Why would that have any impact?
	Yes, it impacts how you solve the problem, potentially, because maybe it costs more money to eat healthy in your area.
	I doubt it.
	It does not.
	That is an absolute lie.
	It does not cost more money to eat healthy.
	That's an absolute bull-face lie.
	So you have to make changes because you have to make changes.
	It doesn't change what is healthy.
	It just changes how you may have to approach it.
	Okay, you have a busy lifestyle.
	You're going to have to carve out a little bit more time to cook at home instead of grabbing something from McDonald's on the way into work.
	Yes.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	There you go.
	Problem solved.
	Yes.
	That's the issue is time on the way into work.
	Time management.
	Now, they, uh, after COVID doubled down.
	So if anything, the presence of the pandemic steeled our resolve to deal with these problems.
	We need to make diversity, equity, and inclusion critical to our forward motion to solve many, many, many of our problems.
	For two reasons.
	One is that it's the right thing to do, a social justice reason.
	And the second reason is diverse teams, diverse groups of people, it's been shown convincingly by research, make better decisions.
	They bring a broader range of perspectives to a problem.
	Okay, here's the thing.
	That's the bait-and-switch.
	A broader range of perspectives.
	Hey, my perspective is that people need a diet and exercise.
	And you!
	We meant we need some black ladies, yo!
	You need people of different colors.
	How about people of different ideological persuasion?
	Ah.
	Why are social workers supposed to be cops and doctors?
	Yeah, I have no idea.
	I can't get that out of my head.
	We're supposed to call a social worker if someone is raping my neighbor and call a social worker if I have a coronary heart attack.
	Well, they just have PTSD.
	They really should get a raise.
	They're doing a lot of work these days that they didn't know they had.
	A lot of consolidation of jobs here.
	They've gone from doing nothing and being useless to now they are PhDs and police officers.
	Next time Tim Pool gets swatted, it's just gonna be a bunch of social workers coming through the window.
	We need to talk, Tim.
	Your camera's racist.
	That poor son of a bitch.
	Poor guy.
	Swatted twice.
	So this is what happens.
	He says that, and it's about diversity and inclusion, and it's... right?
	They even answered in the first video, it's not just about the science.
	Look, if science can't be just about the science, then nothing can be just about the science.
	Don't tell me to trust the science!
	And this all leads to what?
	Folks being built like the Kool-Aid guy, chastising healthy people.
	Governor, where's your mask?
	We're all making choices.
	Look around you, Governor!
	You're an Alexandrian!
	Breathe the room, buddy!
	Yeah, she busted through a brick wall, just to make that point.
	Oh no!
	Oh no!
	Wear a mask!
	Bang!
	N95!
	Ride the blue wave!
	You had waffles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
	That mask isn't going to save you.
	Screaming at a man.
	From high cholesterol.
	And by the way, you know what?
	I've got to say, everyone's a hypocrite.
	You've heard me say this before.
	Everyone is a hypocrite.
	You can find plenty of examples of me being a hypocrite.
	For example, I'm a Christian.
	Sometimes I use bad language, and by that I mean very often.
	Everyone is a hypocrite.
	They fall short.
	And the same thing, we have this same problem that you just saw there taking place in our office.
	So no one's gonna wear a mask?
	Am I the only person who cares about health in this whole building?
	I'm the only person.
	It's called a mask, guys.
	It's for your faith.
	It protects us all from being sick.
	Do you want to be sick?
	And die?
	To swear?
	Why is it so hard? See?
	You made me sick!
	It's blood again!
	It's blood again!
	Because of you guys!
	I'm going to have more of this pizza.
	Is that cool?
	Oh.
	I don't know why we hired Bruce Valanche.
	That's true.
	You really should fire him.
	We need a salad bar out there.
	Hollywood Squares is very 90s.
	So, let me get, again, I am not anti-medication, anti-prescriptions.
	I have had to, look, when I had three titanium rods bolted to my ribcage, Michael, I was very grateful for pharmaceutical interventions.
	Do not get me wrong.
	But I think people can believe that and also understand that we are an over-medicated society here in the United States.
	Is that fair?
	Is that fair?
	I don't think that that's unreasonable.
	People like to act as though there are just two camps.
	No, on television there are two camps because of the advertising, because of the dollars that of course are influential, to the point that Pfizer's influencing comedy.
	But most Americans that I meet, you know, they want to live a generally healthy lifestyle, but also believe that, you know, I'd like to do so without prescriptions.
	Okay.
	They were catching fish in the Great Lakes that had antidepressants in them.
	Well, they were having... This is something I will say, though.
	You know there's that big concern is like, like antidepressants or opioids, you know, they say don't flush your drugs.
	Yeah.
	Because that'll get out into, you know, that'll get into the water supply.
	Yeah.
	Do you have any idea what I flush down my toilet every day?
	Percocet's the least of your worries.
	That's true.
	After a night of halal, guys, that mud pile going out into the Hudson.
	Yeah, that's true.
	For crying out loud, I should be so lucky if I have trace amounts of Xanax.
	Yeah, those fish do deserve a little Xanax after what I put down.
	Exactly.
	As they're dying because they can't breathe, they're like, well, this isn't quite as bad.
	Yeah, it's not as bad as post-Indian food, Gerald.
	Wait, me?
	I'm just saying, I'm just saying!
	No!
	Those pills going down the toilet, it's like, if that's a problem, I know they're going to say it's microscopic and birth control.
	I don't care.
	The fish are growing, the fish are growing tits and the frogs are going gay.
	I can't do my house.
	No, it's too much.
	Except for cracked out fish.
	Man, I got these cheeseburgers.
	Get out of here, trout.
	You just pull them up on the boat.
	Don't get me started, carp.
	Stop it.
	Don't get too bold.
	You don't even have teeth.
	Look, I'll just give you some money.
	Just go away, alright?
	You guys got any change?
	I don't want to eat this thing.
	No, I don't want to eat it.
	So, let me give you some stats really quickly.
	All references available at ladoscar.com.
	We have 6.3 trillion prescriptions.
	They were prescribed in 2020 alone.
	That's the last year we could find the accurate numbers.
	The annual prescription increase is rising four times faster than the actual population growth.
	Over half of all adults have taken a prescription drug in the previous 30 days.
	Okay.
	Now, that, in a vacuum, you just go, okay, what does that really mean?
	People need prescriptions.
	I understand that.
	But let's compare it to, according to the CDC, the number of people who are getting enough exercise
	according to CDC guidelines.
	And I don't know if we'll get in trouble for according to CDC.
	23% of adults, 26% of high school students.
	So over half of all Americans are taking some kind of a prescription.
	And by the way, the most popular prescriptions in this country,
	or some of the most popular prescriptions, certainly are heart medications,
	blood pressure medications, cholesterol medications.
	But less than a quarter are getting adequate exercise.
	And by the way, if you actually look at the guidelines, adequate exercise is not what you think it is.
	You don't have to be an Instagram ass model.
	It's going for a walk like 30 minutes a day, five times a week.
	Wow.
	It's not that severe.
	I still can't do it.
	I never close the rings on my watch.
	And this is the problem.
	You can't say trust the science.
	You can't say trust the science while also saying we need to celebrate all body types and fat pride and fat is healthy.
	Okay, you know what?
	Let me tell you exactly why it's not.
	Sure, you might find some exceptions.
	You might find some Samoan guy with perfect cholesterol because, you know, his great-grandfather was throwing someone off a cliff because they weren't native.
	But, as a general rule, obese individuals, okay, look, they're four times more likely to develop type 2 diabetes.
	Okay, that increases heart disease by two to four times.
	Obese individuals, this is something we couldn't tell you, three times more likely to be hospitalized or die from COVID.
	Three times more likely.
	But guess what?
	If we came on here and if someone said, hey, what's the most effective thing you could do for COVID?
	Right?
	Even now with Omicron, right?
	We all acknowledge the vaccines don't work that well with Omicron.
	We acknowledge that?
	Yeah.
	And they just pulled antibodies, or sorry, the monoclonal antibody treatments in Florida.
	I believe it was in Florida.
	They just pulled it as a treatment because they're saying it's not working against Omicron.
	Okay.
	So at least now we can say this safely.
	We're at a point where The interventions don't work that well.
	Can we say now, hey, the single most effective thing you can do to avoid COVID, particularly hospitalization or death, is lose weight and exercise.
	Three times!
	Yeah.
	The most effective thing that you can do to not die from Insert anything you want.
	Insert anything here but three times more likely to be hospitalized or die from COVID.
	Exactly.
	And the problem is they, the pharmaceutical companies, and look, and I'm not saying that there is no use in the pharmaceutical companies.
	Some great things, some great drugs, drugs we need.
	I get that.
	For sure.
	However, there was a time where everyone was being lumped in, and by time I mean today, where people are being lumped in with crazy hippies who are simply telling you to rub some kind of essential oil salve on your melanoma to fix it.
	We've been lumped in the same category when we say, look, more important than any vaccine, more important than any drug, more important than anything else you can do if you're worried about COVID is diet, exercise, get healthier.
	It will have a great, we would save more lives if doctors focused on that It wouldn't even be comparable.
	Yeah.
	You are talking about you could reduce the likelihood of hospitalization and death by three times.
	Instead, you get banned.
	Yeah.
	That was an easy win that we should have been able to take.
	And really, it comes back to this personal responsibility.
	All we're asking people to do is realize that their behavior has consequences across the board, whether it's talking about health or political beliefs.
	Stop looking gross.
	Or beating people up or, you know, reaching for a gun when a cop is telling you to put your hands up.
	Like, all of those behaviors have consequences.
	And we're saying, look, just Take responsibility.
	Don't go, I'm gonna eat how I'm gonna eat, and it's just genetic and whatever, and then go to the doctor and say, just give me pills to counteract what I'm doing, and then the pills that I need to take because of the side effects of the pills that I'm taking, and it just keeps multiplying out.
	Nobody wants to make hard choices.
	I'm unhappy, overweight, unemployed, unsuccessful, but if I put on a mask, I can virtue signal that I care more.
	Why don't you care about people dying?
	Why don't you care about people dying?
	Why don't you go out there and crusade?
	For the American Heart Association, for the CDC.
	I mean, Johns Hopkins has done a lot of these studies and they've been excoriated for it.
	Why don't you make a part of your raison d'etre to go out and say, OK, let's stop fat pride.
	It's killing more people from COVID than any other risk factor.
	You can't say it because it's hate speech.
	I don't know.
	It was like I turned around for a second, turned back, and fat people were a protected group.
	And when I say that, I'm not saying being a little bit overweight.
	I'm saying being morbidly obese and telling young women that it is healthy.
	And here's the thing.
	You have this coming, not just from social justice worries.
	This is the problem.
	When you think science is immune, To the influence of not just Facebook, Twitter, but, for example, Communists!
	Communist regime!
	Run!
	TikTok!
	You have scientists and doctors who are actually influenced by social media influencers.
	Why?
	Because if they get on the right platform and they espouse the right view, they know that they can get their name out there.
	You see it all the time.
	You see psychologists who are trying to sell books and they're trying to sell podcasts.
	You see doctors all the time on television giving bogus health advice because they know they can have the right people on as guests.
	So case in point right now, here's Dr. Lindo Bacon.
	Yes.
	A leader in the...
	Six degrees.
	A leader in the health at every size movement.
	Here.
	It's not fat that plays a strong role.
	Rachel Dratch.
	The real issue in health has more to do with fat stigma.
	For example, if you tell somebody that they're fat and ugly and that they're going to get sick, well, That's certainly going to set up pretty stressful conditions for them and it is much more likely that they are going to get sick.
	And we're even able to trace all of these pathways.
	I'm feeling sick.
	We can see in science the ways in which increased stigma increases a cortisol response in your body that then does damage and increases the tendency towards insulin resistance and diabetes.
	So, we can map all of this stuff out physiologically, and we can see the ways in which fat stigma causes some of the disease problems that we tend to blame on the weight itself.
	Okay, first off, I don't know what the stigma is on Slappy from Night of the Living Dummy Goosebumps acting as a doctor, but I think it needs to be a little more... Oh, man.
	It's a shocking thing to see.
	And everything that lady just said, that dummy just said is bullshit, okay?
	And I understand what she's trying to say, and this is the problem with medical speak, when she's going, oh, you know what, I'm an activist.
	You know, if you make fun of someone who's fat, that can make them stressed, and that can make them release more cortisol, and that could hamper immune function, that could increase insulin resistance.
	Sure, sure, that's absolutely true.
	You know what could also create insulin resistance?
	Being morbidly obese!
	It's like, if you make fun of someone, they'll get stressed, and that hormone might eventually, and it's like, well, okay.
	Yeah.
	Hey, let me ask you this.
	If someone is morbidly obese, are they usually insulin-resistant?
	Almost 100% of the time.
	Oh, good.
	Well, then let's start with that.
	This is a great place to start.
	0.01% of the time.
	And by the way, just so you know that's bullshit, I think I can tease this now, Token Allen.
	I was a featured speaker.
	I wasn't.
	Lady Steven Crowder was a featured speaker at a health conference and we have a published paper on fat pride in the era of Donald Trump.
	Fat as a health mechanism in the era of Donald Trump.
	And it was accepted and I spoke before all of my peers.
	What?
	There was zero vetting.
	You'll see.
	It's absurd.
	It's so easy to go up and spew it and claim that you're an expert.
	They had no idea it was me in a sweater with a wig.
	They loved the sweater.
	Yes, they loved the sweater.
	That was their only comment.
	Not that what I was saying was absurd.
	We actually got admitted into an academic conference as an expert on fat as a health measure in the era of Donald Trump.
	How did we not know about this?
	Well, you know, it's been a long time.
	We had to make sure that we cross all our D's and dot our I's.
	The point is, I have no idea if Slappy there has ever actually been to medical school.
	Now, let me give you a couple other things here that, again, if we're going to look to find common ground... Benefits of a healthy lifestyle.
	Alright, okay.
	Look, this should seem self-explanatory, but apparently someone didn't get the memo to these doctors.
	You have better cardiac function, even if you already have heart problems, even if you already have heart disease.
	If you start exercising now, you can actually still improve your heart function, you can actually still improve your health outcomes.
	You'll have more actual and more quantity and better functioning mitochondria, reversing type 2 diabetes.
	All-cause mortality becomes the lowest when you improve things like muscle mass, cardiorespiratory fitness, your leg strength, walking speed, grip strength.
	And look, let me tell you this.
	I will give you a perfect example, okay?
	After surgery, if you guys went to my Instagram, you saw I was significantly heavier, okay?
	And a big part of it came because of medications, fluid retention.
	You know, I had the emergency where I think I tore something.
	Internal bleeding.
	Internal bleeding, all of that.
	All of that.
	But that being said, for a while, I could not move at all.
	And I won't lie, I was a little bit depressed because I couldn't move, you know, and I almost died.
	So I started eating like crap, and I ballooned up about 35 pounds.
	And my cholesterol, I'd never had a problem with it before, my cholesterol was bad.
	Well, guess what?
	I can show you now, before and after, from this summer to now, where it went from bad to better than perfect.
	I had a 278 Or 270, my cholesterol.
	Went down to 203, but my HDL is like 60-something, so my risk ratio is 2.23.
	Went from being a problem to not being a problem at all.
	No drugs at all.
	No drugs whatsoever.
	Just getting back out, getting active.
	I still have some ways to go.
	But I can tell you, it works.
	And by the way, my doctor is always like, that's what you gotta do.
	At a certain point, you're just gonna have to start moving.
	It's not easy.
	It certainly was not easy.
	The last thing that I wanted to do after having titanium rods bolted to my chest and recovering without the use of opioids, by the way, Was go out and walk the dog.
	Was get in the gym and move a weight.
	You know, it's easy when you feel bad, when you're feeling crappy, to eat like crap.
	And I did that for a few weeks, and I said, well, you know what?
	Either I've got to get a handle on this, or it's going to be a problem.
	And you know what?
	If I didn't have great doctors, like the ones at Mayo, they have the Mayo Diet.
	They actually, that's what's great about Mayo.
	They have all of the experts in one room.
	They communicate, they treat the body as one unit.
	Most doctors, you go, they go, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a cardiologist.
	No, your heart is okay.
	And then they go, oh, you're a thoracic surgeon, and they go, oh, you know what, your sternum's bent.
	I had to go to Mayo where they go, your sternum's going into your heart and your lung, and this is something they wouldn't have known, because they look at the body as an individual unit, and then look at it to write a prescription.
	As opposed to saying, look, we know overall, improve your meat vehicle.
	Diet, right?
	Exercise.
	The amount of supplements that work, you can count on one hand to be clear, but there are some supplements out there that are useful.
	And we should see prescription intervention and drugs as secondary, as supplementary, not as primary.
	If we could all find some common ground on that, and that fat pride is silly and dangerous, Then maybe we could actually make some progress.
	Yeah.
	Well, instead of doctors being chastised for looking at somebody who is morbidly obese and saying, hey, that's the problem.
	And we've seen video after video, we talked about this a little bit earlier, where people are saying, every time I go into the doctor, I hate it.
	And I'm like, well, yeah, it should be uncomfortable.
	I'm sorry.
	You're very unhealthy.
	And a doctor is looking at you as a ticking time bomb.
	Also, your primary physician shouldn't be your proctologist.
	Well, that's true.
	But would you rather die or would you rather have somebody tell you the truth?
	I would rather have somebody tell me the truth, even if it's difficult for me to hear, than die.
	I still don't know how you can take my cholesterol that way.
	He seems to know.
	Doc, are you sure this works?
	You've tried seven times.
	He's more of an oracle, really.
	Yes.
	And I'm like, alright, I guess if you don't want to wear the glove, you're the doctor.
	How many times are you going to check my cholesterol?
	Best two out of five.
	It's not a dyadic, Doc.
	Doctor, you're doing the wrong math, that's three out of five.
	Oh, I'm sorry, I meant six out of ten.
	Did you just fake put that on?
	No.
	The whole glove except these two fingers?
	You're like, what is this?
	Wait, Dr. Greenberg, does the N stand for naughty?
	So look, I want to hear from you guys if you have ever gone through something like this and how you've improved your health outcomes yourself.
	I believe in, you know, before and after lab work.
	You guys can send them in, post them if you want to publicly.
	This is one of those things, it doesn't need to be some person who's on steroids, right?
	Some person who's on steroids out there trying to sell some yoga pants on Instagram.
	Everyone can improve themselves.
	And you, stop trying to look for the body of some, like you go in, some people go in, right?
	And they'll say, I want the Ryan Reynolds body.
	Well, you know what?
	You're never going to have it.
	I want the Phelps body.
	Well, you know what?
	Size 18 shoe and the wingspan of an albatross.
	You can have the best body and the best health measurements, the best health parameters for you individually.
	And you're only going to figure that out If you do these things.
	If you take these steps.
	And you know what?
	Most Americans in general, unfortunately, trust the guy in the lab coat.
	And sometimes they're great.
	I'm fortunate this guy, Dr. Choi, who I see is unbelievable because he incorporates all of this.
	Unfortunately, some people are trusting The dummy in the lab coat who you just saw.
	Or they're trusting the people in the lab coats at the CDC who say that, I don't know, this virus originated in nature.
	The point is, you can't say trust the science and then absolutely deny the science.
	I'm gonna use this before we go, okay?
	And you can smash that like button because it'll help the algorithm and I guarantee you YouTube's not happy to hear this.
	You know what?
	For every single time an expert like Fauci or whoever it is, Dr. Sanjay Gupta, whoever is on television at that time, for every single time they have addressed COVID, you, for every single time you've addressed COVID, Fauci, and not specifically advocated for healthier diet and lifestyle, you have blood on your hands.
	You want to say that we have blood on our hands for not getting vaccinated, for not wearing a mask?
	If you haven't told people to decrease their BMI, to go out diet and exercise, and that that will be more effective In preventing death or hospitalization, then a vaccine, you have blood on your hands.
	How about that?
	That's the actual science, not the social science.

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