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	You You
	My hair is blue, my skin is thin, white shirt My children, my deadly sin.
	At 34, I'm uninsured.
	My children won't, I told you.
	They go, go, go, go.
	Go, go, I told you, go, they go.
	Go, go, they go, I'm the end.
	Trigger warning!
	We're not dangerous!
	Hear us cry now!
	That offend us!
	We want control!
	And seduction!
	Hear us cry now!
	That offend us!
	Homophobia!
	Patriarchy!
	Hypocrisy!
	And seduction!
	Yeah!
	Hey Hey
	Can we all put this to rest?
	Your love should make me feel the best.
	You're one person, you're businessman.
	My wife, my best, word is consent.
	Rainbow, let's show that we're like no, no Shallow, oval and no, me, no
	Porto, Beto, hello, Skid Row Tildo, oh, no, no
	Trigger warning, what's our danger?
	Kill us right now, that's dangerous We want control, that's dangerous, yeah
	Can you cry now?
	You're my grown man Trigger warning!
	Words are dangerous!
	Hear us right now!
	That offend us!
	We want control!
	That's aggression!
	Here is pride now!
	Got a pendant!
	Homophobia!
	Patriarchy!
	It's rape culture!
	That's pedophics!
	I'm offended!
	Bratislava.com!
	That's called the, uh, I was worried.
	The ghost sound was acting weird.
	Oh man.
	That's called an I'm already winded.
	Slurp, because we had some technical difficulties.
	We did!
	We cannot confirm nor deny that Chris Cuomo hacked our TriCaster.
	I'm still investigating.
	It's not impossible.
	Wow.
	With Naked Yoga.
	He must know.
	He did Downward Dog on our soundboard.
	Is that her name?
	Oh, is that my... Ah, it's sticky.
	So, look, we have a lot to talk about today.
	The shooting that happened yesterday, we have some updates on that.
	Something that just happened yesterday, we caught it when it had about 42 views.
	the jury video of NBC producers following the jury.
	Oh, wow.
	Oh, wow.
	And of course, there's an update on Chris Cuomo.
	Santa is black.
	We're going to go through that.
	We have a lot to get to, but let me just tell you, the theme today is lying.
	And not only lying, but you'll see it with Chris Cuomo.
	A lot of people are missing some details here, and we'll refresh your memory.
	But same thing with the jury issue, NBC, MSNBC.
	It's continually lying when you don't need to lie.
	And lies that are so egregious, it's not about the lie, it's about the fact that these people fear no accountability whatsoever.
	Sometimes you have to say, well, hold on a second.
	Why did you have to lie?
	It's a completely unnecessary lie.
	It's because it's what they do.
	And how many lies led up to that lie?
	Same thing with Chris Cuomo.
	Same thing that we're going to go through with following the jury in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial.
	And these are lies, by the way, that people say words are violence.
	These are lies that are sometimes actual crimes, actual violence.
	Like sexually assaulting women?
	Yeah.
	The brothers Cuomo?
	That's what they are?
	They're like the Van Helsing of sexual assault.
	Like a tag team.
	And then the lie with NBC.
	Following a jury?
	Trying to dox a jury?
	These lies actually harm people.
	What's that baggie there, Dave?
	Don't show that on air.
	Alright, well before we get to it...
	It's a colostomy bag.
	Something about the wagon.
	It's migraine medicine.
	When I get lights in my eye, I get migraine.
	Medicine.
	Well, let's just make sure it doesn't make you too groggy.
	Okay, before we get to that, pass that around.
	Gerald A.!
	You want some?
	How are you, sir?
	I am doing well.
	Still illegal to follow a jury bus, right?
	I know it's illegal to intimidate a jury, and I'm not sure if being a national producer following them running red lights would qualify.
	Okay, so fine line there.
	It's all about, as the left would say, nuance.
	And by the way, that often means gray area so I can lie.
	So how are you, sir?
	I'm all right.
	I'm all right.
	I'm glad we got the audio.
	I'm glad we got the Chris Cuomo gremlins out of the technical side.
	Well, we can neither confirm nor deny.
	Allegedly.
	Allegedly.
	He allegedly, by the way, allegedly grabbed his executive producer's ass in front of her husband at a party.
	Yeah, what's up with these CNN parties?
	Wait, did I say allegedly?
	No, absolutely.
	Yeah, definitely.
	Governor, sorry.
	He admitted to it.
	No, no, this was... Oh, Chris did that?
	Yeah, Chris did it.
	They both did it.
	What's going on?
	What do you mean, what's going on?
	We know exactly what's going on.
	Quarterback, how are you, sir?
	I'm just being facetious.
	How are you?
	Good.
	I'm doing good.
	Are you wearing the hat?
	Yeah.
	Self-conscious?
	No.
	Did you get a perm?
	Yeah.
	And it takes a little while to set?
	Okay.
	I don't want to tell everybody.
	If you go to his house at night, he looks like the granny in Bugs Bunny.
	I got waves.
	And he will be performing December 17th through 18th at the Funny Bone in Syracuse, New York.
	Get your tickets.
	Dave Landau.
	Ahoy!
	And I just found out Helium New Year's Eve in Buffalo.
	Well, that sounds like absolute hell.
	Before we move on, especially now with Twitter's policies, they just banned... By the way, Andy, no, he's done on Twitter.
	Is he?
	Well, I mean, how do you... You think that the Antifa rioters are gonna give consent?
	Is he the gay Asian?
	Yes, that's true.
	White supremacist.
	White supremacist gay Asian.
	I just wanted to make sure.
	No, no, no, synonyms.
	The gay Asian... The reason the banjo player had to leave Mumford and Sons.
	Yes, exactly.
	I guess he'll have hooked it up this time.
	And I, uh, there's like a few millennials who remember Mumford & Sons' one song.
	I do!
	They played it a million times.
	I know.
	It was the ultimate pub song.
	Look, so I say this because of Twitter's policy, YouTube, if this show, if you don't see it streaming on YouTube, it is streaming Monday through Thursday every week at 10 a.m.
	Eastern.
	You can watch it on Mug Club.
	You can watch it on Rumble.
	We do another hour on Mug Club.
	Today we'll be playing They Don't Make Them Like They Used To with PlayMisty for me.
	Women get the crap beaten out of them.
	They do.
	That's justified.
	In the show, rightfully so.
	I will say, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And you'll understand when you watch it.
	You think, oh, that's offensive.
	No, no, no.
	You'll see.
	You'll see.
	So before we get to that, a lot to get to today.
	It's kind of a hodgepodge, and any breaking news Mission Control will let us know because we're getting new information about Michigan.
	We're getting new information about Chris Cuomo's penis.
	Yeah.
	I hope not.
	Before that, Lizzo.
	And the same old.
	And let me ask you, you guys comment below.
	Have you ever been around someone who lies so often that it just becomes a part of who they are?
	Okay, let me, can I go off the... This is... Do it!
	This is, and by the way, if you have kids watching, this is a story, I'm not going to be profane, but it's a true story.
	I had a friend in high school, and I've told this before.
	It's been a couple of years.
	I have a friend in high school who was a compulsive liar, and he lived next to another friend of mine.
	And he said he came into the cafeteria one day, And I probably shouldn't use his name.
	Calvin.
	Calvin.
	And he came in one day and he said, Hey guys, last, uh, this weekend I saw, uh, your friend, uh, let's call him Derek.
	I saw Derek.
	Uh, I could see him through his window, you know, playing with him, playing with himself for like an hour and a half.
	He's like, Oh, what a loser.
	And, uh, first off we didn't, I thought it was a lie because this guy said he could hard flip nose grind, right?
	He's everything.
	He had three motorcycles.
	I thought it was a lie of an hour and a half.
	Girlfriend from Canada.
	That was what I said to him.
	I said, look, Calvin, even if it's true, what Dustin did is normal.
	It's natural.
	What you did is not.
	Derek, what did I say?
	Well, now they know.
	You're sitting there like it's Disturbio.
	It's got binoculars.
	This is a horrible lie!
	But that's what happens with compulsive liars.
	They don't even think through the lie, like Chris Cuomo.
	I'll be honest, I would lie here and there because the cop would say, how much have you had to drink?
	And I would say, two beers.
	Right.
	It's just a migraine medicine.
	So there's 12 cans next to you.
	I will let you read the label.
	So Lizzo, before we get to any of that, Lizzo, Who is, by the way, a hugely successful music artist.
	Massively.
	Gigantic.
	Rotundly successful.
	I would say obesely successful.
	Portly successful.
	Morbidly successful.
	Difficulty in walking level of success.
	Hey y'all, it's your girl Lizzie Picasso here!
	She's already decided to expand her, expand her, uh, already expanding horizons into painting.
	Hey y'all, it's your girl Lizzie Picasso here. You already know who Diamond is. I'm coming to Art Basel.
	Well at least she's clobed.
	We're done with this part. Now it's time to turn up.
	Ah AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
	This is why you didn't show me the clip before!
	Stop!
	Oh!
	No!
	This is the first time I'm seeing it in a long time!
	Oh!
	How is this OK?
	She's so happy about it!
	I thought this was a wholesome video.
	Lizzo, out!
	Oh my gosh.
	It was great up until that point.
	I genuinely thought it was going to be like where you do your hand in a turkey and in her case it would look like veal.
	So it's three globes she painted?
	Yeah, I don't get it.
	I mean, what was I looking at?
	I'm looking at a small screen.
	Was that a globe?
	I don't, I don't, I don't know.
	I don't really know why.
	I just, compass won't help you.
	What is this?
	I mean, like, think about where we went from.
	From Beatles, it was considered risque.
	I wanna hold your hand.
	I'ma paint with my ass!
	I'm as good as Picasso!
	Van Gogh ain't got nothing on me!
	Yeah, Elvis shaking his hips.
	It was like, burn the TV!
	Right!
	And now we're like, what a hero.
	Yes!
	How beautiful and brave.
	I'll buy that painting.
	I just watched it back.
	I think it might have been lips that she painted.
	And so then it's like someone's kissing her ass.
	Ah, I think.
	What is it?
	Let's see the painting.
	Do what you want to do.
	I don't know.
	Can we see it again?
	No, why?
	Well, you know exactly why.
	Let's just add some happy trees.
	Yes.
	Those trees are desperate.
	Oh, that part?
	That's lips on the page there, I guess?
	These are lips?
	Maybe?
	By the way, the paintbrush they have to use on her butt is commonly used for siding on houses.
	It required painter's tape.
	We're out of tape!
	They had to pull a permit to do it.
	They had to use coats.
	Does anyone have primer?
	Do you need a quart?
	No, probably a gallon.
	It's gonna take a little bit.
	It's the bear in the big blue house!
	Let's just buy bear paint, if that makes sense.
	What are you, painting a bus?
	How much blue paint do you need?
	Are you doing an entire Smurfs movie?
	If she were to do an accurate-to-scale Clifford, you would have to downsize.
	Not a joke!
	Now, are you making fun of her because of her weight?
	No.
	No.
	Yes.
	Why?
	Because everyone has to praise this now.
	We just talked about it yesterday, right?
	Again, it's a lie.
	It's, oh, there's anti-obesity.
	That was on Mug Club for people who are confused.
	Yeah.
	Anti-obesity bias in the medical field.
	Do you mean medicine?
	To be the largest contributing factor to being healthy or not.
	I mean, that's what medicine is.
	Like, take two, call me in the morning.
	Oh, Lizzo, take 19, call me in the morning.
	I don't know.
	Do we have an elephant blowgun?
	Can we?
	Good luck.
	Can you imagine an art auction where it's like, this is a lost drawing from Rembrandt.
	It is worth 1.5 billion dollars, found at a yard sale.
	Yes.
	And then next up we have Lizzo's Assprints.
	Yes.
	Followed by Hunter Biden's Cocaine Benders.
	Yes.
	Little-known story about Lizzo.
	Later in her life, she cut off her ear, not because she was deaf to hear vibrations of the piano through the floor.
	She crashed!
	Yes.
	In the Bermuda Triangle, they needed to feed the fleet for a week.
	Also, the feet were gone from diabetes.
	Yes.
	Diabetes.
	She just didn't mail them to anyone because they were a hazard.
	And they were accidentally sold at a Chinese wet market as pork feet.
	Easily mistaken.
	Because we don't judge cultures here.
	Shoot her with a tranquilizer.
	I DON'T FEEL SHIT!
	PICASSO DON'T WORK!
	I'M PICASSO!
	That's right away she compares herself to Picasso.
	You got a dart in your neck, man.
	Yeah, that's not... What is the Picasso even related to?
	Have you seen a Picasso painting?
	It's the only artist she could think of.
	Picasso.
	I don't know.
	She's a Picasso.
	Was she doing an ass face?
	LIKE, I'M PICASSO!
	ABSTRACT!
	I GOT AN ASS WEARING FACE!
	THERE'S A FACE WEARING ASS!
	Can you imagine the turkey hand print though if she did do it?
	It's just like two fingers and this before it runs out of canvas.
	That's what she was painting.
	A turkey.
	Just a big ass turkey.
	Gobble gobble, no thank you.
	Why?
	Why?
	What segment of the population wants to see this?
	Too many.
	Too much.
	This is a serious... Nevermind.
	I was going to say, serious quandary.
	You know how we always look back, right, on fossils?
	Yeah.
	And they say, this is sort of the transition fossil.
	And you always wonder, like, what if they... OK.
	So they will often tell you, because of biological evolution, that we have bigger heads now because we have a bigger brain, whereas they used to be bigger.
	Our teeth used to be different, depending on whether we were an agrarian society or we were nomadic.
	OK.
	What do you think would happen in 200 years if they find a fossil of Lizzo?
	Like, as you can see here, uh, you know, entirely different.
	We believe that this, uh, large hump was to preserve water in arid regions.
	Yes.
	I think the way things are going, nobody's gonna be able to have any strength to dig.
	No.
	There'll be gigantic people sitting around going, I wish we still looked as thin.
	Yes, I wish we still did.
	If she does downward dog and walks, you could have Lawrence of Arabia riding like a camel, and no one would even be like, oh, yeah, that's a water hump.
	Okay.
	Makes sense.
	So, I have another question for you before we get to it.
	What do you think, because right now before the bodies are even called, what do you think we need to do about when people talk about mass shootings?
	Genuinely, because I hear a lot of people proposing solutions that I don't think they believe would work.
	Now, I'm not saying that more guns will reduce mass shootings.
	That's not our argument.
	People on the right are not saying, hey, you're going to eliminate all violence if you allow people the right to protect themselves.
	We are saying that in the face of violence, Human beings have the right to protect themselves.
	The solutions coming from the left after Michigan don't make any sense unless you believe that you can make all of America a gun-free zone.
	And I'll get to that in a second, but first, Chris Cuomo, he was suspended indefinitely.
	Oh no.
	Oh no.
	Think about this for a second.
	Fredo.
	Toobin is back!
	I know.
	Yeah, Tubin works.
	Tubin is back and Chris Cuomo is gone.
	So, if they still have Tubin on CNN, then what Chris did must be really bad.
	Well, he could be coming back.
	We'll see.
	Well, Tubin only assaulted himself.
	Everybody else was aggressive about it.
	They're like, Tuba, we know you can masturbate on a Zoom call, but do you have to keep slamming your testicles in the drawer?
	Everyone who works there is like, come on guys, we've all masturbated on these Zoom calls.
	It's like, guys, this isn't the first time Tuba's done this.
	Who among us?
	Just hit the mute button.
	Problem solved.
	Pot calling the kettle master, baby.
	Zoom.
	Come on, Toobin, just at the end of the day, grab some cognac, relax, go on the subway with a trench coat.
	Do it like the rest of us.
	Like a good New Yorker.
	Like a good New Yorker.
	That's an Interpol song.
	New Yorkers.
	Subway, she is a Cuomo.
	Oh jeez.
	So he was suspended indefinitely for Chris Cuomo.
	Here's the thing, everyone knew that he was helping his brother, but he was suspended because they found out that he was digging up dirt on the legitimate accusers of sexual assault from Andrew Cuomo.
	So here's a statement, the New York Attorney General's Office released transcripts and exhibits Monday that shed new light on Chris Cuomo's involvement in his brother's defense.
	We also appreciated the unique position he was in, this is from CNN, and his need to put family first and his job second, and then later they said, However, these documents point to a greater level of involvement in his brother's efforts than we previously knew.
	As a result, we have suspended Chris indefinitely pending further evaluation.
	I want to be clear about something here.
	I get it.
	I don't think this is the worst thing that Chris Cuomo has done.
	Now, if my brother, for example, were in trouble and I had the ability to help him on the show, I can't really put myself in his shoes because I wouldn't help him dig dirt up on people that he allegedly raped, sexually assaulted.
	But then again, I haven't also sexually assaulted people.
	Both brothers have.
	So that's something that I will not defend.
	But I do understand and kind of respect being loyal to your brother to a degree.
	The issue here is not only did Chris Cuomo lie about this, Chris Cuomo
	lies about everything. Now what do I mean by this? So what did he lie about? He lied about the
	lockdown. Remember he was out riding his bike.
	Yeah. He lied about that. He lies about the weights that he lifts. He lied about Fredo
	being a well-known slur against the Italian people.
	Yeah, and as somebody who's part Italian, it's just not.
	It's a slur against you.
	Yes, exactly.
	It's like the N-word.
	It's not even a slur if it's appropriate because you are the brother of a criminal family and you're the worst one.
	Yeah, you're Fredo.
	It really does fit.
	Yes, it really does.
	Andrew would whack you in a boat.
	Right?
	If they were to remake The Godfather, the casting sheet would read, for Fredo, a Chris Cuomo type.
	Yes.
	Find us a Chris Cuomo type character.
	I believe if you look at the original script, it does say that.
	It doesn't say that?
	Yeah.
	There's a scratched out Chris.
	Sorry, I mean Fredo.
	And he lied about, he also lied about, this is something that seems inconsequential, but it's not.
	He lied about his dunk.
	And what do I mean by this?
	And you can go back to the segment because we found the actual basketball hoop that he dunked in his backyard.
	We thoroughly disproved this.
	And we looked at the angle. So he went out of his way to tell people that he was dunking on a 10-foot rim,
	uploaded it, and then argued with people as to its legitimacy in the comment section.
	But I think the Fisher-Price logo is what gave it away.
	It was a 4-in-1 tailor?
	Yeah, and then look, air hockey!
	It's that yellow plastic hoop.
	He's got a hat trick.
	Yes, here's the thing about this, though.
	Think about it.
	No one was saying, bet you can't dunk on a 10-foot rim.
	Yeah, I can.
	It was, he decided, his head popped off the pillow, oh, I'm gonna lie about this, and then defended.
	He didn't need to lie.
	He decided to go out and lie, and then defended the lie vigorously.
	That is That is a pathology, and so sometimes people skim past it.
	If he's lying about these things, there's no reason to lie.
	What is he doing with the topics, with the subjects, when he hosts a news program and his brother's governor, how is he treating the issues that actually matter, where he stands to gain from that lie?
	So, he did have a great run at CNN, and we're going to lose some material for segments, but of course, Chris Cuomo, the lesser Cuomo, it's time to close.
	Just looking out of the window, watching the asphalt grow.
	Thinking how it all looks handy.
	How do you know the words to Good Time?
	You know I'm black on the inside.
	Time to close.
	Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning.
	Chris, what are you doing?
	Just getting a little pre-show pop.
	What does it say?
	Uh, Cuomo Prime Time.
	I thought I did so well on that nasal test standing up there.
	She did the swab.
	I did not flinch.
	I was a cool dude in a loose mood.
	Punk-ass bitches from the right call me Fredo.
	My name is Chris Cuomo.
	But Fredo is from the Godfather.
	He was our weak brother.
	It's an insult to your f***ing people.
	It's like the N-word for us.
	Yes, it is like the n-word for Italians.
	No one.
	I can't wait to do Don Lemon's.
	It's coming up.
	Oh, it's gonna be a good closing time.
	Well, by the way, did you notice?
	Brian Stelter didn't defend Chris Cuomo at all.
	No, he did read the statement this morning, but that was it.
	Yesterday, I think.
	Oh, he did it this morning, too.
	Oh, did he?
	Well, that's even worse.
	He went back.
	I'm gonna get the primetime slot!
	I'm gonna love my pre-show pump.
	Yes!
	Get here, Toobin!
	I would never sexually assault a woman.
	No!
	Not me.
	Oh yeah, that's right.
	This video has been wiped from the internet.
	His wife was doing yoga and he just walked, he just strolled.
	Now, let me be clear.
	I have no problem with a guy being naked at his house, okay?
	If anyone ever says, hey, this picture is of Steven Crowder naked at his house, probably me.
	It's likely true.
	We can look at the ass and see.
	I would certainly hope so.
	Oh, definitely.
	Sorry.
	Absolutely.
	I mean, it could be anybody.
	I don't know.
	There's naked dudes in my house all the time.
	It could be anybody with incision scars from titanium rods that replaced it.
	It's a common procedure!
	It's the fact that that was, again, the lack of accountability, that that was either streamed or uploaded.
	And someone said, sure, yeah.
	They didn't have a problem with it for like a day until someone said, that's a naked Cuomo.
	There's a Cuomo in the back.
	And I don't think that was an accident.
	No.
	That he went in front of the camera naked.
	No, I don't think that.
	He's trying to show off.
	It wasn't a wide angle lens.
	He had to pick his, but he had to hit a mark.
	He probably fluffed it and was like, I hope it catches on camera.
	Gotta be happy out here.
	They're crying out loud.
	Yes, but I am often naked at my house.
	One time I was in the backyard and Betty, we had this bullfrog that would jump in the pool and it was dark.
	It was at night.
	So Betty jumps in the pool after this bullfrog, and she's... I realize she's... the bullfrog, sorry, is down at the bottom of the pool, and she is just swimming in a circle, and her head is going lower and lower and lower into the water.
	She's like, I will not get out!
	So I flip on the porch light.
	At this point, I have my firearm and my keys, and I just go like, I can't... I just drop my pants and jump in to grab Betty, and my neighbor's like, hey, what's going on over there?
	And I'm walking with a wet dog and my penis.
	It's like, I had too much in my pockets.
	And I still had socks!
	I still had socks!
	The funny thing is you turned around and stood there and said it.
	You could have kept walking.
	I waited for a good half hour for my neighbor to show up.
	Yeah, you're just holding.
	He's never gonna believe this!
	Hey Art!
	Come out!
	It's funny, you're wet and just holding a jar of peanut butter.
	Hey, neighbor.
	Oh, what are you doing there?
	Uh, training.
	You never know.
	Don't be judgmental.
	It's generational.
	Okay.
	So now we're going to move on, speaking of lying, to NBC.
	It's not just CNN.
	Everyone here remember the story of NBC, MSNBC, WMSNBC following the bus, or the bus, the van of the Cal Rittenhouse jury?
	Yes.
	So we covered that.
	We actually, I believe we were the, at least we broke it on air.
	At this point, it wasn't widely disseminated.
	I don't know if we were the people to find the producer, Irene Byan, the Asian lady.
	It was pretty bad when you heard the story, but just last night the police camera footage was released, and here's what I want.
	Again, I want you to watch this.
	See if you can, in real time, spot the lie.
	There's a lie.
	First off, you can just hear in the voice that it's like a kid who got caught, or like the guy with the peanut butter.
	At certain points you go, uh, nothing.
	It's like a naked man holding a wet dog.
	Yeah, like a naked man holding a wet dog with a bullfrog hanging from its teeth.
	What?
	What, it's not normal?
	Everybody, come on.
	Who among us?
	Come on, Hanson.
	Me, I have not.
	I am the who among us.
	Oh, well, you must be very proud of yourself.
	I can't wait till we find out the real Jared.
	Gerald!
	Yeah, Roald, I don't go by that.
	Have you not known his name this whole time?
	I know his name, that's why I call him Jared.
	Well, if we want a bullcrap story, we went to Jared.
	Did you see that?
	I lied.
	That was a good one.
	I know it's Gerald.
	It's Gerald A. Nope, he's Gerald A. I say Jared because he reminds me of the subway guy.
	Oh, well that's better.
	It doesn't help that every morning you come in and hold up your pants.
	Yeah, you show everybody, you're like, look Dave, look how thinner I am than you.
	They gave it away.
	And then you eat a 12-inch sub in two bites.
	Yeah, I don't know how he does it.
	It's a skill.
	It's astonishing.
	It's a skill like anything else.
	Like Scooby-Doo or a good actress.
	Dave, does this turn you on?
	And why when you swallow the footlong meatball sub do you go... It's crazy.
	You shuffle meatballs like a deck of cards.
	Those things are tasty.
	I ate a footlong pastrami on rye!
	Maybe stop going through the fridge at the Haunted House, you stoner.
	Get your shit together.
	I apologize.
	Okay, so the body cam footage from the police.
	This is NBC, a producer, following the jury van.
	I want you to see if you can spot the lie in real time.
	Here we go.
	What's the significance of you being here?
	I work for NBC.
	For NBC?
	Yeah.
	Okay, you're a reporter?
	Producer.
	Producer?
	Yeah, they told me to do it.
	New York told you to follow a vehicle?
	What, your office is in New York, or what?
	That's right.
	How did they know about this vehicle?
	I mean, it was discreet.
	I wasn't, like, talking to anybody.
	Just trying to find a location.
	That's all.
	Can you hear me?
	I can hear you now.
	Okay.
	Hi, officer.
	My name is Irene.
	I'm a booking producer with NBC News.
	We were just trying to respectfully just It's possible to find any leads about the case and so we were just keeping our distance just to see where people involved in the trial are positioned.
	Any of the jury members or whoever's in the car, we just were trying to see like where, seeing where key players in the trial may be at.
	Alright, so real quick, you advised him to follow like any vehicle?
	Did you know which vehicle he was following?
	Larry?
	We just had our people positioned in different areas of the courthouse.
	To see if anyone would be able to, in different areas.
	And so we were just like, following.
	We're gonna ask you guys to not do that.
	Yeah.
	Listen, I ask you this as a law enforcement professional, don't be an asshole.
	Not your whole life.
	She can't even make anything up though.
	She's just stammering, lying, it's painfully obvious, and you're just admitting to putting people in danger.
	And then she says she doesn't.
	She says, we had them positioned to follow key players to see where they were.
	And then she said, you know, we were just following anybody.
	No, you just said that you knew they were key players, okay?
	And now you say you didn't know.
	And also, it's easy to fact check that lie.
	Did they follow anyone else who was not the jurors?
	Hey, where are the investigative journalists?
	Oh, right, they're banned from Twitter!
	Hey, so Mission Control actually just sent me a Snopes fact check.
	Any guesses as to what they said?
	Uh, let me guess.
	That it's false that NBC followed a jury van?
	So, not exactly.
	They actually said, for the claim, in November 2021, an MSNBC producer intentionally followed a bus containing jurors in the murder trial of Kyle Rittenhouse.
	Unproven.
	What they said was, in a statement provided to CNN's Brian Stelter by MSNBC, they said, Stelter.
	Reliable sources.
	What?
	Yeah, claim is a claim!
	Last night a freelancer received a traffic citation.
	While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted
	or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations and never photographed or intended to photograph
	them.
	But that's not what the claim was about.
	The claim was about them trying to follow a bus.
	Smash the like button on YouTube to confirm that you are going to send a letter to Snopes.
	Let's have Mission Control find a complaint or a tip line.
	Smash the like button so I know how many thousands of you right now are going to put pressure on Snopes.
	It's not only a lie, it's a lie with documentation now!
	I hope they change it in the face of the... because what they just said, first off, wasn't addressing the claim.
	And it's wrong, as you see on the police camera footage.
	Yeah, well one of the things you need to look at there, they said it was key players, but then she also said jury members as well, so you know she was talking about jury members the whole time, but the thing that bothers me is they ask, okay, how did you know which bus to follow?
	Like, how did you know how to do this?
	How did they have the information?
	There was one.
	Did they just sit outside and watch the bus leave and they were following the entire time?
	Right.
	What are you... Okay, so fine.
	You're following the bus with no intention to contact anybody or photograph anything.
	Respectfully.
	Then why the hell are you following the bus?
	Here's... Well, only one of two reasons.
	Well...
	doxing. Well, it's obvious. Or, or because you're not allowed to interview anyone related, uh,
	related to the case at all during that trial. Yeah. Right.
	Or the juries, I should, uh, the jury members, I should say. I think Grosskritz was
	everywhere with his lawyer. Just completely indicted himself. Pretty much. But look at that 10 million
	gauge. But the thing here is, is, um, they, I guess we're trying to get their location so they
	could try to immediately go after, but.
	But here's the thing.
	The judge, and it was well known on the record, that they were trying to get the jury out of town as quickly as possible.
	So there is no excuse.
	They knew that this was a safety risk.
	They knew that the jury knew it was a safety risk.
	And there's a lot more that we don't know.
	Kind of like the Vegas shooting.
	Who tipped off the cops?
	Was it a juror in the van who was concerned?
	How did they know?
	Like you said, how did they know where that bus was going?
	How did they know to follow that bus or that van?
	Sorry, it's been reported two different ways.
	And, by the way, this girl, Irene, social media is still entirely wiped.
	What's her employment status with NBC?
	Probably got a bonus.
	Hey, you did find the bus, apparently.
	Sorry, you were going to say something, Dave, but then I cut you off.
	No, I was just saying that obviously the only reason they would be following them is to dox where they're at.
	Or to gather information on that, which is extraordinarily dangerous.
	And illegal!
	It's illegal to intimidate a jury.
	I'm not sure if following an unmarked anonymous car or where they are Yes, okay, you're right, it's illegal.
	It is frowned upon.
	Yes, it's generally frowned upon.
	Listen, all they have to do is report you, right?
	You're on the jury, knock, knock, knock, right after the trial.
	Hey, why did you vote to acquit Kyle Rittenhouse?
	Oh, I looked at a mountain of evidence.
	Well, he's a known white supremacist who illegally shot people with a gun and carried it across state lines.
	Care to comment?
	That's all they have to do and all of a sudden your face is on the news and now the rage mob comes after you.
	Yes, I would like to comment.
	Irene, you're a horrible bitch and I disrespect you for this.
	And for everyone who wants to contact Snopes, just go to Snopes.com slash contact.
	Snopes.com slash contact.
	Smash that like button on YouTube right now to let me know that you're doing it.
	This is important because this is about our justice system here.
	Think about the consequences.
	Think about the tentacles of these lies.
	You have a man on, thank God, the saving grace here is no one watches these networks anymore.
	No one respects them.
	But you have someone on prime time who If this country still believed it was an actual news network, was doing the bidding for his brother who was governor of New York with the single worst COVID response outside of Michigan, who actively tried to cover it up and both committed sexual assault and were covering up for each other.
	And then here you have a producer at NBC and one of her lackeys going out to try and effectively sway the jury in one of the most important self-defense trials of our time.
	Think of the consequences of these lies.
	The media, everyone in Washington D.C., the entertainment industry.
	And then people wonder, when Bernie Sanders says the system is rigged, it's not because of a guy who owns a few Chuck E. Cheeses and makes a couple million this year.
	It's because the FBI, the DOJ, the President can go after Kyle Rittenhouse.
	The media will make sure that they try and get the verdict through intimidation, coercion, or any tactic therein.
	And then, of course, if you have people who you would criticize, like we have on this show, uh, your brother may be hosting a show.
	Keep it... You know what?
	We're not allowed to do this anymore on this channel, Tocanow, and you can confirm, Gerald, you can confirm.
	We're not allowed to do What a Piece of Shit segments on YouTube.
	Why not?
	We were told... We're not allowed to do Piece of Shit segments on YouTube anymore.
	Could it apply anymore?
	No.
	No.
	They're mad about us!
	But also with Cuomo and CNN going after them, what did they think was going to happen while they've pushed this agenda for the last three years?
	Did they really think that we're one of the good ones was going to actually work out in their favor?
	I wasn't photographing!
	Right, that's what they're doing, though.
	It's like, you're just pushing this agenda that completely goes against you and everything you are and everything that is America, and then it's like, oh, they just kicked me into the curb.
	Yeah, that was the goal, you dumb bitch.
	Yes!
	Whoa!
	Pardon my language.
	Pardon my language.
	It's okay.
	To him, bitch, at least it's not like the N-word to Italians.
	Oh, it is.
	It is.
	I don't mean to.
	It really is.
	Pardon me, Fredo.
	I mean, Frey does.
	Oh, I hope this weekend he has a meeting with a piano wire.
	Okay.
	Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden... He was begging cocktail waitresses to do it at that.
	Yesterday, former Vice President Joe Biden...
	Assured us that we can have total confidence.
	Yes.
	And his ability to carry out his presidential duties when he signed four bipartisan veteran bills, kind of, of consequence.
	So it's time for This Week in Biden.
	If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
	All right.
	Here we go.
	Men title, well I'm not going to read it all.
	This time what are we doing? All right Alright.
	If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
	The former vice president doesn't have time to read bills.
	Why does he sign L.R.
	Biden, by the way?
	Has anybody noticed he doesn't know his name anymore?
	J.R.
	Biden.
	His J's just look like L's.
	That's not a J. That's a straight line.
	Your J's look like L's.
	I have a cold.
	Therefore your J's look like L's?
	I have a stutter.
	Yes.
	Stop it.
	He signs like a pill mill doctor so he doesn't have to explain himself later.
	Yeah, like David Dow.
	I love how he goes to start reading and he's like, I'm not going to read the entire thing.
	No, you're not going to read any of it.
	Yeah, you're not going to read any of it.
	You didn't read one word of it.
	If it was the five-page Green New Deal, you would read less than one-fifth.
	Yeah, you didn't read the title.
	I stopped.
	The title was, Bet She Won't Sign This, You Old Coot.
	It was just a picture of Kamala Harris.
	Tom Selleck comes in a second later and takes the White House.
	What did I sign?
	What?
	Oh no!
	You got a good price.
	Just a photo booth reel of Kamala Harris with Biden's corpse, a skeleton in his wig.
	25th Amendment?
	I just resigned?
	No!
	Aw, she's a redhead!
	Yoinks!
	She hits a button and he falls through a trap door into a furnace.
	He's just immediately put in a home.
	That's for your own good, Joe!
	For your own good.
	Oh, that's sad.
	Now I'm picturing him in a courtyard with, you know, no one visiting.
	Oh, yeah.
	That's sad.
	I was president.
	Yeah, kind of.
	Whatever.
	We believe you.
	Sure you were.
	Sure you were.
	Okay, here's your meds.
	Come on, man!
	Oh, like father, like piece of crap, son.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	So, as I'm sure, by the way, you know, today is December 1st.
	It is!
	So, that marks the start of the National Safe Toys and Gifts Month.
	Apparently, toys can be more dangerous than I realized.
	According to the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission, 251,000 toy-related injuries were treated by hospital emergency rooms around the U.S.
	in 2010.
	I guess the number was so bad they just didn't keep trying after 2010.
	We're not going to update this.
	It's going to get so sinny I can't handle it.
	It's not going to get better.
	Let's be honest, 250,000 of them involved a man's rectum.
	Yes!
	You have a tonka truck!
	Every time I've ever met a nurse, I'm like, what's the weirdest thing you've found inside an accident?
	Oh yeah.
	And they will tell you.
	How much time do you have?
	Yeah, I've had Barbie doll.
	How did you get the dump truck in there?
	Do you know what I have?
	Amazing.
	I don't know if I should tell this.
	I feel like this show's... let's not be too dirty.
	Let's be I don't think it's dirty.
	I don't think it's dirty.
	Do you know what she found?
	If you have kids, they shouldn't listen to this.
	I'm not gonna swear, but it's gross.
	Fire hose that perforated the rectum.
	Oh no!
	Like a firetruck firehose?
	Well, I don't know if it was a firetruck firehose or like civil rights with German Shepherds firehose.
	But it was a firehose.
	Yes.
	What did they think would happen?
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	That thing's got blasting power that's unbelievable.
	I know.
	The PSI on that.
	I called it a day with the Super Soaker 3000.
	I know.
	With the backpack.
	Oh, believe me.
	But then I was light as a feather.
	So.
	What are you doing?
	Just playing with the dangerous?
	It's time for my colonic.
	It's just filled with vodka.
	I'm gonna get so drunk.
	All I knew was a kid who had... Someone can tell me, I think it was a Super Soaker 2000, Super Soaker 5000.
	I know what you're talking about.
	Whoever had it, you were like, their parents are rich.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I had the original Super Soaker, and then I had the one that added the ball on the end.
	I had the ball on the end too, and I would just take it off and throw it at people because it sucked.
	It didn't do anything.
	No, it was supposed to be, like, extra.
	It was all for looks.
	There's no extra ammo in there.
	If this was a real fight, I'd be dead.
	Did you ever have the one that could go around corners?
	No.
	Oh, I did.
	Yeah.
	And the first thing I did... I had the Nerf gun that did that.
	No, that wasn't rich.
	That wasn't even that big.
	Yeah, richer than me.
	You could go around corners.
	And me.
	And basically, and it broke after two minutes.
	And I remember the first thing I did was, like, I filled it up.
	Yeah.
	People out there, do you remember this?
	So I filled it up and I was like, hey dad!
	And I aimed it here and I went...
	My dad's like, oh, I don't know, it looks like you're gonna shoot that tree there.
	Oh no!
	That was a great dad.
	Then he beat me.
	Yeah, no, I'm sure a super soaker got me a whoopin' once or twice in my day.
	Got a fire hose up the... All those toys, even the slip and slide, and now I guess they don't have the hooks that they used to have.
	They're basically the metal tent hooks that rip your flesh.
	We actually set it up in our yard where we only had room for it to go into a pricker bush.
	And no one cared.
	We just did it.
	We were just like, ouch!
	It hurts so much!
	Not with a beard.
	That was so fun for two and a half seconds before I impaled myself.
	Kids don't know anymore how dangerous these toys are.
	My dad, he would use them to punish me.
	If I acted up, he'd make me go play lawn darts in a thunderstorm.
	It was like Squid Game.
	Well, it's like that old SNL sketch with Dan Aykroyd when he's like, it's a bag of glass.
	It's a bag of glass!
	Kids like glass, they pick it up everywhere, now it's just a bag of glass.
	Funny thing is, you actually do it better than Dan Aykroyd, so.
	Thank you.
	I do not like that.
	No?
	Have you met him?
	No, I just mean he takes himself so seriously now.
	Oh, I don't think he, I think he's so mentally gone.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he's like alienated.
	Anyway, okay.
	So it's safe toy month, and one person who might want to pay special attention.
	Speaking of lies, the lies now, what they go into the medical field.
	So when people say it's a culture war, it's no, no, no, no.
	It's a lie that is agreed upon, and you are now going to determine You are now going to determine what language we're allowed
	to use.
	And I know what you're saying, well, Stephen, you're going too far to make a point.
	No.
	Not internationally respected newspaper.
	And what I'm going to read, all references available at ladderwithcutter.com.
	This is not a Photoshop.
	You wouldn't believe me.
	If I could travel in time just to the first two years of Obama's presidency where he was against gay marriage, you would say, what?
	This isn't a real story.
	So, Chloe Thompson from Teesside, England.
	Thompson was caught using a sex toy and servicing Thompson in public.
	This is what the article reads.
	She is charged with committing a public nuisance by indecently exposing her penis to other members of the public whilst wilts, masturbating from a property window.
	I love how they're still using wilts.
	Speaking of.
	Speaking of right now on CNN.
	Honestly, the word wilts is what bothers me most about that whole thing.
	That man is charged with publicly masturbating on a Zoom call whilst eating a peanut butter sandwich!
	And the worst part was it was crunchy!
	Everyone knows to get in the mood you must eat smooth, Tuba!
	Smooth!
	Her penis was flapping betwixt her thighs.
	Truly vexing me.
	I found myself entranced by the movement of her member.
	And swazzled.
	As she revealed her John Thomas, I found myself warming to the sense of her touch.
	Her motherly penis.
	Yes.
	As I gazed upon her matronly testicles, Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
	I found myself turned off by the chewing gum on her pubis!
	Gerald and I were looking at that for the show and just like, what? Why?
	What in the world?
	Like that's just a sentence and lots of people were like, yeah that's good.
	Good.
	It's from Gazette Live.
	The two words, her and penis, should never be that close together in a sentence.
	Totally normal.
	It's like I'm just saying.
	People say, oh, it's a culture.
	Well, look, here's the problem is, what if it becomes hate speech?
	And it is to say, no, there's no such thing as her penis.
	I'm taking a risk saying it right now on YouTube, just to be clear.
	That could be, depending on who's moderating that day, Could be a risk.
	Could be considered deadnaming.
	Oh no, there's no such thing as her penis.
	What, what, what?
	It was said we'd make it a line of clothing, her penis.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Penis.
	Yes, this is a new trend.
	I used to wear pants that were juicy upon my upper thighs, but now it's all about her penis couture, you see.
	Her penis.
	You know, we'll go with that.
	Herpes-ness.
	Herpes-ness, yes.
	That is about the essence of the sauce.
	Lord and lady, go, Dick.
	Yes, yes, please.
	I present to you Bishop Chick with Dick.
	Yes.
	Oh, hello.
	Right.
	Right, right, right.
	All hail the quack... the thing.
	Yes.
	In her... all hail... in her... Serving in her royal majesty's secret service.
	Ah, whatever that is.
	Yes.
	She fell off a horse and her right testicle was destroyed.
	Bravely destroyed.
	And beautifully!
	Lest we forget!
	Her beautiful, striking penis and taint.
	So, does the glass condom fit her?
	Better get home before midnight or your pumpkin will turn into a penis!
	It is true love!
	Yes, but she's left her glass scumbag because the legend says that only true love's Eskimo she-penis can save her.
	Sword fight!
	The thing is, I didn't think of that in five years coming from Disney.
	Oh yeah, that's absolutely true.
	Oh, that's for sure.
	You don't turn into a pumpkin when you just come back.
	Yeah, when we're watching Cinderfella.
	Hey, they already had that.
	What about sneakers?
	The Aristococks!
	There are no cats anymore, it's just gone!
	Yes, there's no cats.
	Well, what did you expect?
	We put it in the title.
	It's all roosters.
	All the meaning to the family jewels.
	Yes.
	Aladdic.
	The lion cock, I can just... Oh, no.
	We can go all day.
	Yes, yes.
	The jungle penis.
	Yes, the jungle penis.
	That's not even creative.
	The lion, the witch and the transition surgery doctor.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	Blue is just bald.
	I can't believe that this is... Big blue balls that live in a forest and sing, I've got the ball necessities, the simple ball necessities.
	Did we tape that Baloo sketch?
	Oh no we didn't.
	I forgot about that.
	I forgot about that.
	I don't want to ruin it now.
	Oh he was clearly a pedophile.
	Oh yeah.
	He was naked going, he was naked traveling down a river with a boy in a loincloth telling him he didn't need his parents.
	He's like, why don't you sit on my stomach and use me as a boat?
	Want to go for a ride?
	Oh Baloo, what are the bare necessities?
	Quaaludes and Astroglide.
	Seems I need quite a bit more than that.
	Maybe some flints?
	Uh-huh.
	Don't you bears like honey?
	Yeah, yeah, I do.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	I do.
	I bet this this lady slash man gets his or her toys delivered probably by Norwegian Santa.
	That reminds me, today is also National AIDS Day.
	So if she did get that toy from Norwegian Santa, she might want to schedule an appointment at the local clinic.
	Also, because Norwegian Santa, you know, is a little bit down on his luck, you guys can go to craftershop.com.
	Yeah.
	Buy this wonderful Che Guevara shirt, because we weren't allowed to have the socialism for figs, so we just have Che Guevara in a dunce cap.
	And also, just reminded me with the Dan Aykroyd talk, that gay Norwegian Santa looks just like Dan Aykroyd in Trading Places.
	He does!
	And I don't know how I missed that yesterday.
	Yes!
	You're right!
	We're not even gonna have time for the Black Santa.
	We'll talk about Black Santa tomorrow.
	No, no, let's do it.
	No, we'll talk about it.
	Please!
	We'll do it tomorrow.
	All right.
	Because we do have to get to this Michigan shooting.
	Oh yeah, this is more serious.
	And so yesterday, and obviously a tragedy, three students were killed, eight were shot.
	I want to make sure.
	So three students were killed, eight were shot at the time of this stream at Oxford High School in a suburb of Detroit, Michigan, for those who missed it.
	So yeah, about 15 minutes outside of Pontiac.
	Is that it?
	Yeah.
	Okay, here's the clip.
	The deputies removed from the suspect a 9mm Sig Sauer SP2022 pistol.
	It was loaded at the time and still contained 7 rounds of ammunition.
	When they took it from him, he had a loaded firearm and he was coming down the hall.
	Preliminary investigation revealed that the weapon used in the shooting was purchased on November 26th.
	Four days ago.
	By the boy's father.
	The gun had 15 round magazines.
	We found two of them.
	Okay, so let me give you an update on what we know right now to make sure you're informed.
	All references are available at ladderwithcreditor.com.
	We try and keep this up to date as well.
	There are other posts.
	The alleged shooter right now from what we know is 15-year-old Ethan Crumbly, and there were plenty of warning signs before we get to the whole gun control situation, if you see the trends that are going on right now, before the bodies assume room temperature.
	That's what's so criminal about it.
	Warning signs like Crumbly allegedly posted a countdown to the return of the devil.
	Uh, on his Instagram stories.
	Uh, the bio, um, in a second, by the way, now removed Instagram account, that was suspected to be the shooter's, uh, it read, now I am become death, destroyer of worlds, see you tomorrow, Oxford.
	Well, I wouldn't put the name of the school on that with the grammar.
	That's, they're probably upset about that.
	Yeah, the English teacher.
	So, and here's something else, and I say this, when I say a YouTube account believed to be the shooters, let me tell you, I don't have this 100% confirmed.
	Here's why we feel 90-something percent confident that it's from him.
	The videos were on a channel that were named after him.
	They have all been since taken down, and third-party sources have confirmed it.
	So, feel pretty confident in saying that this is from the shooter on a YouTube channel where
	he was posting videos involving Molotov cocktails and the like.
	So again, rather than the firearms, we have warning signs from this person.
	I'm guessing parents not paying attention.
	Even more, his fellow students believed that something was going to happen before it did.
	Something's wrong.
	What was worrying everybody?
	There have been some ominous threats posted in recent days, is that right?
	Yeah, that is right.
	I've been hearing the threats too.
	Kids, they play around and say, oh we're going to shoot up the school.
	You don't supposed to play around with that.
	This is serious.
	You can't do that.
	It's a lot of stuff that's been going on.
	This school, it's been tragic.
	Now, we don't know if it came from the shooter, but there was a, probably didn't from what I understand, there was a severed deer head thrown into the school courtyard, and students were concerned.
	So the school sent out an email that read, there is no present danger, sorry, no present threat of danger at Oxford High School, and then went on to say, before school began this morning, we identified graffiti on the cement outside our pool entrance doors.
	A severed deer head is graffiti?
	Well, they also, I think they said later it was thrown into an area that a severed deer head was, but I'm like, the graffiti's not the part that I'm worried about.
	Yeah, the graffiti's, that's like a severed deer head.
	Whoever it is, not Fredo, whoever wakes up with the horse head in his bed, he's like, ahhh!
	Graffiti!
	Ah, that's an offer I can't refuse.
	It's just so sad, though, that you see like this kid on the news who's saying, you know, there was warnings of shooting at the school, but kids always play like that.
	That's just sad that it's so common that you don't even consider it a threat.
	Well, the thing is, exactly, someone threw a deer head Yeah.
	At the school, severed deer head and they said, well, there's no threat of danger.
	Yeah.
	So in other words, this school doesn't seem like they have super tight security to begin
	with.
	And students were recognizing what administrators and parents failed to see.
	By the way, some behavior, let's just be clear about the lie.
	Like, her penis, if someone said, her penis, right?
	That sort of, you know, wanting to wear someone's suit as a skin type behavior?
	Yeah, yeah.
	We used to be able to identify certain sets of behaviors and say, this might be disturbing, and now you can't.
	Yeah.
	Now you can't.
	Molotov cocktail, is that really disturbing?
	If Antifa, we see Antifa trending with it, they say these people are just, they're fighting back.
	Her penis, well, hold on a second, this might be something indicative of someone's psyche being, no, no, no, no, it's beautiful and brave.
	So, we also are We're self-censoring.
	What's worse than this violation of the First Amendment, which takes place in Twitter, with which they're complicit, we talked about yesterday, is the culture of self-censorship because people are more afraid of offending protected groups and identifying truly, and the word's been hijacked, problematic, dangerous behavior.
	They're more afraid to identify it than they are of the kind of behavior that we've always known could be dangerous.
	That's a scary place to be.
	And again, it all starts with a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, and a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, Well, so many of the students knew about this, and there's probably some more that you're going to get to, but I've been trying to kind of skim through social media and piece together stuff.
	So many people knew about this, and there's reports that students stayed home.
	I didn't feel it.
	We haven't been able to confirm it, but it does seem that it's very likely.
	There are reports, yes, and that was even yesterday, almost immediately after.
	Yeah, and there's also reports that a parent, maybe potentially several parents, reached out to the school to find out what was going on prior.
	So we haven't confirmed any of that yet, I'm just saying that there are reports out there for that right now.
	Absolutely, and I think you're right about the protected group things.
	Everybody's worried about protecting these protected groups.
	Which leads it to not protecting everyone else.
	And that's the problem.
	If you walk into a high school boy's room and see a lit pentagram and a strap-on and some weed, you have to say, oh, this all seems like these are equally valid choices as the alternative.
	I'm not joking.
	Yeah.
	That's not a joke.
	I mean, kind of, but not really.
	Think about it.
	We're not supposed to judge anything now.
	This culture of not being judgmental forces us to put on the blinders, and the truth is we don't really put on blinders.
	We see it.
	We just put the tape over our mouths.
	Just smoke cigarettes in the bathroom like you should.
	Flip quarters.
	That's what I did.
	He's good at that game.
	You don't need pills, just coffee and cigarettes.
	Cigarettes and numbers.
	If there's 30 of you doing it, I can stop you.
	And by the way, catch you all.
	Kids, when you smoke cigarettes, you look really cool.
	No, that's not cool at all.
	It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.
	It's a lot cooler than a severed deer head.
	I will not admonish him!
	If you want to be really cool, you do like a Señor Wences with a severed deer head and you put a couple of marbles in it.
	Hey, what do you think?
	Oh, he's nervous.
	Lean back, smoke a cigarette, no seatbelt.
	Be awesome, kids.
	Yes, exactly.
	Kidding.
	Don't do that.
	It's way cooler to be lame.
	Take off your helmet, grab a few cigarettes, get on your Ducati, see what it can do.
	Now, inside the classroom... Don't.
	Don't do that either.
	Don't.
	No.
	I think that guy just says bullshit.
	Thank you!
	Motorcycle.
	Who are you going to trust, me?
	Me or the soundboard?
	Nine!
	So this is disturbing.
	There's nothing graphic.
	But inside the classroom, again, this is a report.
	Kids had to flee.
	But what you'll see is the initial reports are that the shooter tried to impersonate an officer or someone other than a shooter.
	And I think what you're seeing is the teacher sending him away.
	And then the students had to flee out the window.
	There you go.
	Yes!
	Sheriff's office.
	It's safe to come out.
	Yeah, he said it's safe to come out.
	Now, we're not willing to take that risk right now.
	I can't hear you.
	We're not taking that risk right now.
	Okay, well, come to the door and look at my bag, bro.
	No.
	Yeah, bro.
	He said no.
	He said bro.
	He said bro.
	Red flag.
	Go.
	Ladies first, guys.
	Yeah, come on.
	But you can't do that, that'd be judgmental.
	Slow down, you're fine.
	And I will say, they're very lucky that the shooter was really dumb.
	Yeah.
	Like, Land Shark!
	Well, so I think the report is that that actually was a sheriff's deputy that was trying to get in.
	Who may have said, bro, kind of to relate to what he thought was a kid.
	Well then they're unfortunate that the sheriff was really dumb.
	Yeah, that's not what the kids thought.
	The kids thought that the shooter was trying to get into the room right there.
	And they heard, bro, and they said, red flag.
	Who are you?
	Hey, I'm the county sheriff, S.A.
	Alright, get out the window.
	We're in Michigan.
	That's not happening here.
	A lot bothers me about that reaction, though.
	That the kids were just kind of laughing and joking around and not letting the girls out first?
	Well, I think they were kind of terrified.
	But I think the sad part is when you hear the kid going, alright guys, that's a red flag.
	They're so aware of this now, as kids.
	I can't imagine ever being in that situation in high school.
	I just think people were unaware of it.
	I mean, my aunt got her GED because someone was shot in the face.
	She went to school in Detroit.
	It was very common.
	I'm not sure where this correlates.
	No, I'm saying they just weren't aware of it.
	They didn't have drills.
	There were still shootings all the time.
	Oh yeah, there were shootings all the time, but I mean the point that there's these massive school shootings where kids now have a language for it is what's scary to me.
	Yeah, I mean, I think it might have been helpful if you look at crime statistics, if people had that language back, I just think people weren't as aware of it.
	Well, because Columbine happened when I was a junior in high school.
	Right.
	And the first thing they did was try to come up with this policy that if it happens you get under a desk.
	But that was not the first.
	First, we had three mass shootings in Montreal.
	People don't understand, it doesn't happen outside the United States.
	I don't remember, I think there was one at Concordia, there was one at École Polytechnique, where I believe, if I'm not mistaken, a guy walked in in execution style, killed something-teen women, somewhere between 12 and 15, I want to say 12.
	Just shot behind the head?
	Because he thought that he had lost his job because he was a man and they were hiring more women with quotas, I believe, and then there was a Concordia shooting and then my friends were in a school, Dawson College, when there was a shooting that went on.
	So there were plenty of shootings that had taken place.
	I think a big part of it is that it just wasn't They didn't have the timing and the capability of using it as a political tool, like Columbine.
	And this is something I want to take a moment to recognize.
	The Oxford High School football player Tate Meyer tried to save everyone, just to be clear.
	So that's an actual hero.
	Tried to disarm the shooter.
	Tried to disarm the shooter.
	Not Joseph, not Rosenbaum.
	Not Jojo.
	Not Rosenbaum.
	Not Jojo.
	Not Caitlyn Jenner.
	Not Lizzo.
	Someone who actively put his life in danger to try and save it.
	And he shouldn't have to.
	Now some people on the left will say, well he shouldn't have to so we need no guns.
	Here's what I want to get to.
	Did he, real quick, I'm sorry, did he live?
	No, he's dead.
	Yeah, he's dead.
	Yeah, passed away trying to.
	It's really, it's absolutely heartbreaking.
	But you know what?
	I hope his If his family is paying it, I hope you are proud.
	I know it doesn't ease the pain of these wounds, I can't even imagine.
	No, but that's a real hero, and I'm very, very sorry for your loss.
	That's a genuine hero.
	He saved lives.
	Yeah, he saved a lot of people by putting his own at risk.
	It's absolutely disgraceful.
	And that actually brings me to a point.
	We'll never know how many lives he saved.
	What do I mean by that?
	How much time did he buy?
	How many people escaped out the back door?
	How many people were able to get out of the window?
	How many deputies and sheriffs and policemen were able to get there?
	Who knows?
	You're talking about a game of seconds.
	My friend Chael talked about this in wrestling practice.
	He had a coach who would say, you don't think two seconds is a long time?
	You don't think half a second is a long time?
	Okay, sit there right now, count two seconds, count half a second.
	Now, take your stove at home, make it as hot as possible, put your cheek on that stove, count half a second.
	Half a second can be a very, very long time.
	In an active shooting scenario, that can be a very long time, just that struggle with this hero.
	Tate Meyer is the name.
	I want you to remember it.
	Now, why does that matter?
	We can't quantify the amount of lives saved.
	Just like with firearms, when people are talking about gun control right now, if you look at the number of shootings, people who are killed by firearms in the United States, you take away suicides, it's anywhere between 12 to 20,000 a year.
	Okay?
	There are, on the low end, 500,000 to over 2 million defensive uses of firearms each year.
	And the huge majority of them never require a shot fired.
	You don't know how many lives are saved by someone bringing up their concealed carry saying, alright, cut it out.
	You don't know how many people are—they stop rapes.
	They stop muggings.
	You don't know how many people get killed when there's a mugging.
	You have no idea if someone says, go in the alley and get on your knees, if he plans to take your watch, or if he plans to kill you.
	So what I am saying is we know that there are far, far more defensive uses of firearms than violent, certainly offensive violent uses of firearms, and you can't even quantify how that could be Exponentially more lives saved than just the simple defensive deployment of a firearm.
	And these are statistics that are not even, these are not argued.
	All references are available at ladderoffcounter.com.
	So I want to, when people say, this is what bothers me, when people say, why don't you care about these kids?
	No, no.
	Why don't you want to do something that actually helps these kids?
	So here's what I want to get to.
	94%.
	94% of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.
	There is no other more significant correlating statistic.
	What I will say bothers me is when people come out and you'll have these people who say, hey, you know what?
	These kids were on psychotropic drugs.
	You'll hear some podcast hosts do that.
	Like, look, I get that we overprescribe, but sometimes these kids Yes, a lot of them don't have dads.
	People will say, well, a lot of them maybe were in poor areas.
	Nope, you can't really say there's a correlation.
	I'm not saying that all kids should be on it, but that's also lazy.
	These same people will say correlation doesn't equal causation.
	Why do you think he was on psychotropic drugs?
	And it still is nowhere clear to 94% of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones.
	Yes, a lot of them don't have dads.
	People will say, well, a lot of them maybe were in poor areas.
	Nope.
	You can't really say there's a correlation.
	The strongest, and it's undeniable, 94% of all mass shootings take place in gun-free
	zones.
	Okay?
	Now, in this- A gun-free zone term is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
	anyway.
	Yeah.
	What do you want to do, make the signs bigger?
	You think that was the problem?
	They were like, oh, I was going to do it, but gun-free zone.
	Right.
	Well, a gun-free zone, or as a mass shooter sees it, dumb.
	Target practice!
	Yeah, because everybody there doesn't have a gun.
	I know.
	And people say, whoa, whoa, what do you think?
	You're going to be Rambo if you had a gun and fight that?
	Oh, you know what?
	It'd give you a fighting chance.
	Here, let's change the scenario really quickly.
	Why the extreme?
	Yeah, why the extreme?
	Let's change that scenario.
	That was a teacher there in that classroom at the door.
	Now apparently it actually was a sheriff or deputy law enforcement officer who used the word bro.
	Ugh.
	So anyway, let's say that was the shooter because that actually does happen.
	Teacher has a gun.
	Problem solved.
	Do you honestly think?
	Do you think it requires Rambo coming out of the river?
	No.
	Someone at the door saying, uh, Landshark, let me in.
	Bang, bang, bang.
	Now, People get offended at this idea of teachers being able to carry firearms.
	I'm not saying that it will solve.
	I'm not saying that we will no longer have mass shootings.
	What I am saying is that, okay, let's look at the data.
	Ninety-four percent of mass shootings occur in gun-free zones, and many schools are gun-free zones.
	Nearly all public schools, depending on state law, but then it's also usually punted to the principal, and we all know that public education administrative officials are not necessarily—it's not necessarily a bastion of conservatism.
	Yeah, exactly.
	So what I am saying is it would give that teacher absolutely a fighting chance.
	Contrast with the gun control proposals right now that you see from the left, and they do this under the guise of caring.
	I've seen stats as low as 300 something million guns in the United States, and I've seen stats that show it's actually gotten over 400.
	The only way that the gun control proposals, which you will see on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube right now, which they trend because of the algorithms, Unbiased, right?
	Neutral algorithms.
	Absolutely.
	My CPU is a learning computer.
	Right.
	A neural net asshole.
	So, when you look at those trends, I have no idea.
	The only way for their proposals to work is if all of America is a gun-free zone.
	If there are any guns, we have 400 million.
	Let's say you reduce it down to 50 million.
	That would not stop mass shooting.
	That would not make a dent, and does anyone here actually think we could get rid of two-thirds of half the guns in the United States of America?
	This is also what's funny when you hear people argue against the drug war, and they say, well, you know, it'll put drug dealers out of business.
	Right!
	They won't move to arms or underage sex trafficking.
	Drug dealers, the cartel, they don't see themselves in the business of drugs, they see themselves in the business of not paying taxes, whatever they can sell illegally, to be clear.
	So the only way that these current proposals coming from the left Could help is if the entire United States, if the entirety of the country was a gun-free zone and we all agreed, okay, that problem got away from us.
	No more guns, guys.
	And by the way, that's exactly what they want.
	They're not arguing.
	You think the difference here is the fact that the guy had a 15 round magazine and not a 10?
	You think that that's the difference?
	Do you have any idea how quickly you can reload a magazine?
	That would make no difference.
	Do you think whether it's a pistol grip or a rifle grip would have made a difference?
	No, it absolutely would not.
	Look at the assault weapons ban.
	Look at these cosmetic differences.
	Look at the gun control proposals.
	Even a red flag law wouldn't have stopped it because the kid was 15, and I'm going on the information that we have.
	Now let me ask you this.
	If that shooter was at that door, and that teacher had a gun, do you think it would make a difference?
	Of course you would.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I want my son to go to a school, and I want the first day of school, hey guys, just to make sure everybody's protected, we want you to know if anybody comes on campus, there are three armed people on this campus at all times, and you will not know who they are.
	If something happens, we've got you covered.
	One, it tells the kids they're safe.
	Two, it tells anybody who wants to try to bring a gun to school, they're armed, and you won't know who they are.
	Well, here's also the problem.
	In Michigan, teachers are technically allowed to carry under certain circumstances.
	This includes possession of a non-concealed firearm by an individual licensed to carry a concealed weapon, possession with the permission of the school's principal, or an agent of the school designated by the school's principal or the school board.
	So, here's something.
	The school, potentially, I don't know what happened with the principal, had the capacity To not make them sitting ducks.
	But didn't do anything about it.
	I don't understand those people who say, well, you think the solution is to arm all teachers?
	No, I do not.
	I do not want to thrust upon a teacher who will go, ooh, a gun!
	I don't want that guy anywhere near a firearm.
	I think he's a danger.
	But I don't know why we... And they don't all have the capability to do that.
	Right.
	Of course.
	I mean, it's just not in everybody.
	It's not ingrained in people to do that.
	It's absolutely not.
	Some people can't even shoot a student if they know them.
	You know, like, there's a lot of layers to it.
	Right.
	But there are people that are capable in that building.
	And I don't know why we forbid them the right that we afford everybody else.
	When someone says, so you think the solution is to arm all teachers?
	No, I think it's to not forbid certain teachers the right to self-defense.
	I don't know why you think it's more absurd for a teacher to have a locked, loaded, safe firearm in a classroom than a cashier to have one on his hip.
	Then someone on the factory line to have one carrying appendix stuff.
	I don't know why.
	Can you comment?
	Can people let me know?
	What's the argument that it's more absurd?
	Well, the kids will take it?
	Okay, you have it locked.
	You have it safe.
	You can't have protocols in place?
	Or if the teacher is carrying it himself, there are retention holsters that make it impossible?
	Yeah, a loaded shotgun in a liquor store, there's a reason for it.
	Yeah!
	And I mean, even with schools, and I've always thought this, and people can disagree, but the reason why I think metal detectors are a good thing, it's not because the shooter's not just gonna run in.
	It's just the fact that you see a deterrent every single day.
	Yeah.
	And if you had armed guards that were right there, it would detour you from doing that.
	If you add that to the people inside that are willing to carry, that's fine.
	And you can't look at this and go, well, you know, it really should just be a gun-free zone, gun-free school.
	The reality is that we no longer live in that society.
	We never did.
	I wish I could send my kid to a school where I didn't have to worry about it getting shot up, but guess what?
	No one in America with children right now have that luxury.
	Yep.
	So we can either do something about it, or we can keep this BS conversation going back and forth about how we can't arm teachers.
	And I'm somebody who 10 years ago, and like I said, for us at least, when it hit home was Columbine, because that's what was glorified in the media.
	These weren't kids.
	Dylan Klebal and Eric Harris, these weren't losers.
	These weren't unpopular kids.
	One was a sociopath.
	One was following the other.
	It was a little bit different than what kids get now, which is endless streams of your worthless stuff being thrown at you, the news telling you that violence is the answer.
	You're getting... I can't imagine being a kid right now, going through the most insecure part of your life, and being told that violence is virtue by every single news source, and not ending up acting like this.
	Yeah.
	We are poisoning our children with our media, and this is the result of it.
	That's why you keep seeing these shootings happen over and over and over again.
	It's not because it just all of a sudden occurred.
	It's because they're being told to subliminally, and I firmly believe that.
	And you know what?
	I think that's well put.
	And I'll add one wrinkle to that.
	I hate to use the word layer.
	That's like a word, like nuance.
	Like Oprah and her book club should be like, what I like is layers, layers.
	Yeah, if it's cake, Like clothing?
	Well, I prefer if she's wearing layers.
	I want her looking like a Hollister dummy in winter season.
	So, the issue there, too, is kids aren't told they're worthless.
	Kids feel worthless.
	Now, let me tell you guys why.
	We actually have a culture of participation trophies, and we have a culture that tells Lizzo that she's healthy, brave, and beautiful, that all kids are wonderful, brave, and beautiful.
	But the reason kids feel more worthless and hopeless than ever is because—I was talking with my wife about this the other day—there's only one way, one way, to develop self-esteem.
	Now there is in the moral sense, we talk about this as a Christian, is esteeming others first, serving others first.
	You'll always feel better about yourself and you'll always be more purposeful if you help people.
	But as far as feeling good about yourself as a teenager or an adult, it's not a participation trophy.
	It's not lying to yourself, convincing yourself that you're brave and healthy.
	Lizzo knows she's unhealthy.
	If a kid is to have self-esteem, there's one way that I know to do it.
	Get really, really good at something.
	Get excellent at something.
	We've vilified excellence, and we've told everyone that, you know what?
	Excellence is just as good as mediocre.
	You're all great.
	You know what?
	You can't tell that to a little boy.
	Little boy doesn't believe it.
	I'll tell you that when I was a kid, my dad, God bless him.
	I know he's watching.
	I love you, Dad.
	I would get my ass kicked.
	I was bullied a whole lot.
	You know what?
	He saw this new thing, UFC, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
	He said, that's what we have to learn.
	Because I'd taken karate and all the stuff that didn't work, and so he said, we're going to teach you jiu-jitsu, like Holy Scrazy, because he knew I was being bullied.
	And I went down to the community center, and it was the same guy who taught the karate and the kung fu, it was Aikikai Jitsudo that he made up.
	And here's the thing.
	After that, my mom or my dad would say, do you know what you do to that bully?
	You walk right up to him and you tell him that he better stop or else.
	And guess what?
	That doesn't work.
	Because I knew if I said or else, I'd get my ass kicked.
	When push comes to shove, I didn't believe in myself because I knew that I shouldn't believe in myself.
	I had never learned how to defend myself.
	I had never learned to fight.
	So you can teach kids words, you can teach kids to feel good about themselves, but guess what?
	They know it's a lie.
	And so, when you convince people to lie to themselves, Like, hey, you're brave, beautiful, and healthy.
	Like, oh, Tommy, you're actually a girl.
	Like, hey, C-minus?
	That's just as good as an A. Like, hey, you know what?
	It's not your fault.
	It's the fault of, insert privilege here, and you try and develop self-esteem that way, guess what?
	It doesn't work because at the end of the day, that kid is lying to himself and he knows it.
	And so kids feel worthless.
	You wonder, same reason right now, look at COVID.
	What are kids able to get good?
	We have a higher depression rate in adolescents and teenagers than ever!
	Because they can't do anything!
	They can't accomplish anything!
	You can't develop self-esteem unless you accomplish something.
	It's that simple.
	Look.
	And you're being told to fight each other, and I'm sorry, but I just agree with you very much on that point, because when I was young, I was really good at drawing, but that didn't necessarily make you popular or cool, kind of a nerd.
	My brother was an athlete, whatever.
	So I learned that when I played sports with people, I just had to be worse and they'd like me because they were better than me.
	And as I got older, that's what I learned is if I just sat back and people were better, they'd be my friend.
	Right.
	And then I got into high school and my dad was always like, you love making films you love, but then, you know, it wasn't like every kid wanted to make movies.
	Right.
	It was my brother calling me gay slurs, you know, every time I had the video camera.
	But then I got into high school and I failed every class but one class I had was TV production.
	Yep.
	All of a sudden I was making movies and this teacher believed in me and I started going to that class and I was making all this stuff.
	I was going on the assembly playing like Bennett Brower, you know, doing like the news every single day from school, you know, like as Chris Farley and it's like this guy and he made, and you may never know it, but he He's the only person that kept me in school and in many ways may have saved my life and my dad by telling me like no you You are funny.
	You have talents.
	Yeah, it's just not what you think It's not what you want them to think it is because I started drinking and partying to be popular and it and it works It worked real well!
	Just like Smuggling Kids!
	And now look where I am now, though.
	I make sketches.
	I'm on a show.
	I wouldn't be anywhere in my life if that teacher didn't sit me aside and actually believe in me.
	And I think a lot of these kids, you just skim over any talent that they have if it's not painfully obvious.
	And I think that's the sad part is nobody said, and I remember this one teacher who ended up, sorry if I'm rambling, No, go.
	But she was this one teacher who was in a class and she was substituting for a couple weeks and she was in improv.
	She told me about Second City and my dad had talked about it.
	Yeah.
	Because she actually thought I was really funny even though I was just being the class clown dick.
	Right.
	And she goes, you should take these classes, you're actually funny.
	She goes, you annoy the hell out of me, but I do it.
	She's like, I do have to sometimes hold it in.
	Well, years later, I'm doing a Motor City Improv Show, and my friend Adam goes, my wife's coming today.
	It was her.
	And I was doing improv with the teacher who told me that I actually had value.
	But it was two people in all those years in school that saw something in me when everybody else called me a failure, brought me down to the office, told me I wasn't anything.
	But here's the thing.
	That started with truth.
	In other words, if that teacher saw that you weren't very popular and said, hey, no, you're good at hockey, it wouldn't have helped you.
	At all, no.
	It helped you because she fostered something in you that was true, that she knew you could become good at.
	The problem is now we have so many, in trying to be fair, we have teachers who spend more time trying to convince a kid who hasn't done anything Worthy of praise, that they are worthy of praise, rather than finding the kids who are either worthy of praise or trying to develop something worthy of praise.
	That's the problem with the participation trophy, and I'm using that just as an emblem.
	That's the problem with a society that says, hey, you know what?
	It's not about equal opportunity, it's about equity.
	Because guess what?
	If you try and enforce equity, you have to discard This is why equity, by the way, the idea of insuring equity, and I'm going to leave on this, the idea of insuring equity comes from a Marxist, and when I say Marxist, godless ideology.
	You're right.
	When we come from, we're talking about guns here.
	Look, Gun-Free Zone, you know, we've done so many segments.
	Go watch I'm Pro-Gun, Change My Mind.
	I think I've said all I need to say about that.
	If you believe the bullshit they're peddling right now, there may be no hope for you.
	Go watch those segments.
	But we are talking about equity and this all stems from that.
	Equity stems from Marxism.
	Marxism is a distinctly godless ideology.
	And what does that mean?
	To ensure equity, You have to.
	You have to discard the idea of equal opportunity.
	You cannot have equality.
	You cannot have equal opportunity and ensure equity.
	One is about rigging the game.
	One is about deciding the winners and losers.
	And one is making sure that everyone understands they are fearfully, wonderfully created by their God.
	And they have unalienable rights.
	And they have the right to pursue whatever it is they want to pursue.
	Go nuts and let the cards fall where they may.
	When you say we're going to ensure equity, guess what?
	You're trying to fit a square peg into a round hole and convince that square peg that he's just as right for that round hole as the next guy because you have to ensure equity.
	And guess what?
	It's a lie And it's a lie that people can't tell themselves and so they feel worthless.
	And people who feel worthless become desperate and desperate people commit acts of gross evil.
	And by the way liberals, leftists, I think that a lot of you, I know that it breaks your heart to see this too.
	I'm not assuming that you guys Don't care?
	So don't assume that we don't care.
	What I'm not assuming, what I'm telling you, is that history, all of it, tells you that your solutions are wrong and will lead to more carnage.
	And that's why I oppose it.
	Alright, before we go to Mug Club right here, please smash that like button.
	Sorry we went off the rails here today.
	It's a little bit emotional.
	Tired of the bullshit.
	You can comment below.
	If you want to see more of it, we are going to go to Mug Club in just one second.
	We are going to play, to lighten it up, they don't make them like they used to, and today we're going to be playing it with PlayMisty for me.
	Here's a teaser.
	He's an all-night disc jockey.
	What does this request really mean?
	PlayMisty for me.
	For Clint Eastwood, an invitation to terror.
	Nobody asked you to wait for him!
	You're not helping me, Buster Blue-Eye!
	Get off my back, Evelyn!
	I have to get you all nice for David.
	I hope he likes what he sees when he walks in here.
	Because that's what he's taking to hell with him.
	Just hope we're lucky enough to grab her the next time she tries it.
	Tries what?
	To kill you.
	The next scream you hear will be your own.
	This is going to be fun.
	It involves domestic abuse.
	Well, not domestic abuse because you're not married.
	The best kind.
	That is the mom from Rusty Development.
	YouTube, I'm sure I've said enough that you have to process right now with your school of shitty moderators.

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