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Dec. 2, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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OVERTURN Roe v. Wade! Huge SCOTUS Decision Incoming! | Guest Rand Paul | Louder with Crowder
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I don't know how to translate. We have Rand Paul on the show today.
That's right.
That's why we're running a little bit late because of technical difficulties because he's a diva.
I love him, but he irritates me.
So I'm glad that he has a new person to irritate in, uh, Fauci.
I was debating whether I say doctor.
Justice Fauci.
Well, the science Fauci.
Yes, Mr. Science Man.
Yeah, exactly.
The science.
Not like he's a guru.
He's gonna show up with a folding chair.
Oh no, it's the science!
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While a midget distracts the referee and people still think it's actually happening in Alabama.
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Wait, it's not real?
That's his finishing move.
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OH HE'S EJECTED HIM!
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There are a few things to get to.
We're going to be talking about Roe v. Wade today.
There may be an announcement from Biden, former Vice President Biden, about new restrictions on COVID, so it'll be great to speak about that with, I was about to say Dr. Fauci, with Rand Paul.
Doctor.
I think I have a migraine like you had yesterday.
Is it contagious?
I don't know.
No.
But I have a few things to get to.
I have meds if you want one.
Well, maybe, but I don't want to fall asleep.
So a couple things.
The theme today as we talk about abortion and Roe v. Wade, let me be very clear, of course I think we should do away with Roe v. Wade.
But it's not what most of you think.
Most of you have no idea what Roe v. Wade is.
It has nothing to do with abortion.
We'll get into the history of it.
And we'll get into the legislation that is being proposed to end the mainstream position of the left.
But the theme today is before and after.
Before and after.
We need to talk about what was happening before Roe v. Wade and after.
What was happening before we had all of the data as it relates to the COVID vaccines and the Omicron variant and after.
What was a baby before 22 weeks?
Viability, according to new case law, Casey.
Casey versus Planned Parenthood.
That's actually the law of the land, it's not really Roe v. Wade.
Versus after viability.
A lot of people just, they talk about the before, they talk about the after.
But this is the only case where this happens.
Before a murder that you commit, you are a law-abiding citizen.
After you're a murderer.
Before you commit grand larceny, you are a law-abiding citizen.
After you are a criminal.
But we don't set those same standards as it relates to abortion, and that means even if you have a line that is different than mine, you need to identify what happens when you cross that line.
It is Beholden to the left needs to be clear about what that line is and what changes.
Let me really quickly, before we get to anything else, anything else, I will introduce you guys in a second.
I want to thank you, you watching, listening right now.
Yesterday, we asked you to hit the like button and let us know about The Snopes fact check on NBC's Following the Dream.
We sent you there, okay?
This is why I'm so grateful for all of you, because before I left this chair, you put enough pressure on Snopes to change their fact check.
So before I do that, let me remind you of what we talked about yesterday and what we requested of you.
Hey, so Mission Control actually just sent me a Snopes fact check, and any guesses as to what they said?
Uh, let me guess.
That it's false that NBC followed a jury band?
So, not exactly.
They actually said, for the claim, in November 2021, an MSNBC producer intentionally followed a bus containing shares in the Murder Child of Kyle Rittenhouse.
Unproven.
Unproven.
Hey, look.
Oh, that's odd.
We just proved it.
What they said was, in a statement provided to CNN's Brian Stelter by MSNBC, they said, Stelter.
Reliable sources.
Right.
Last night, a freelancer received a traffic citation.
While the traffic violation took place near the jury van, the freelancer never contacted or intended to contact the jurors during deliberations and never photographed or intended to photograph them.
But that's not what the claim was about.
The claim was about them trying to follow a bus.
Yeah.
Look, everyone right now, here's what I want to ask you to do.
Smash the like button on YouTube to confirm that you are going to send a letter to Snopes.
And then immediately, I think before I left this chair, enough of you sent emails that they changed the fact check to true.
So look, I'm going to ask you again, smash the like button right now, if you can, and comment below.
If you sent an email.
Here's the beauty of this, and I always hate it when you have other people who, they make it about them, and, oh, you know, I have this.
Look, this has always been about, and look at the power of you.
We have the ability to poll you.
We have access to more people than most polling firms.
Yeah, that's true.
And you are able to affect change.
So when you think, well, nothing changes, that's a big one.
That's a big one.
Why?
It also ties into Roe v. Wade, because a lot of people don't know this.
I will tease this for you.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, hey, doesn't think what you thought about Roe v. Wade.
That's sort of the sling bit.
I read the Bible quite a bit.
All them stories you told me about, they ain't in there.
So I'll get to Roe v. Wade in RBG.
Taters.
Queer funny, not queer haha.
Not funny, not haha, funny queer.
Yeah.
Dwight Yoakum's finest hour.
Oh, it's unbelievable.
Beautiful.
Well, here's the thing.
Right now, at least as of this morning, and this will change, I guarantee you, after the show, I want you to try this and then let me know in the comments section if you got the same results.
If you search Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Roe v. Wade does not show up.
When I searched Ruth Bader Ginsburg R, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Roe v. Wade did not show up.
When I searched Ruth Bader Ginsburg Roe V, Google said, I've got nothing.
No clue.
Did you mean cats playing piano?
Yeah, if I type in Don, it says Donald Trump January 6th.
So we're going to get to that.
This is this is the most important war of our time is this this this war of information
that's going on right now.
And it's not the lie that they tell you, it's the lie that you never know about.
So we caught them yesterday, you caught them flat-footed, and today we're going to catch them again.
All right.
So before we get to anything else, we have Gerald A. How are you?
I am well, sir.
How are you?
I'm okay.
I have like a headache.
Why?
A little bit.
I don't know.
I think it's because I knew that I was gonna be talking with Rain Paul.
Oh.
Well, listen, Steven, thanks for making the time, but no.
If it wasn't the Steven Seagal movie.
Yeah, that was pretty rough.
Hey, when you watch Steven Seagal movies, bad things happen.
You're gonna have a hangover.
To your soul.
You're gonna like the way you look.
Yes, because I actually have to wear warehouse-sized clothing.
Dresses you like a geisha like he does?
Yes.
Dresses like a biker geisha.
Yeah, you're like, I don't like this at all.
That's because you can't pull it off.
There's 11 buttons.
My yellow glasses are glued to my head.
If you remove my bifocals, my whole wig comes off like Dustin Hoffman at the end of Hook when he takes off the hat.
You won, Peter!
So, going to be in Springfield, New Jersey this weekend.
Tickets are now on sale for the Majestic Theatre in Dallas, February 12th.
I may be there, just to let you know.
Oh yeah, I'm there.
Dave Landa.
Ahoy!
How are you?
I'm good, man.
How about you?
I mean, I might be there to introduce Dave.
Really?
I would be honored.
If you'll have me.
I would have you.
We mustn't speak, we mustn't get pejorative.
Bedroom talk?
Yes.
I don't even know what caref- that's not the proper use here.
Abjorative.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Risque!
Now go, go and be a good little boy and have sex with your sister.
So!
Oh!
What the- Let's make another king.
Yes!
True bloodline.
That was the Cider House rules, but they meant it.
Good night, you princes of Wales, you kings of New England.
And I mean you are both, because you're both your brother, sister, and uncle.
Good night to all you brother, uncle, cousins, sisters.
Make more of you.
Your family tree!
It's you!
It's just you!
One branch.
Be careful of the edges, you bleeds.
That's true, yes.
More of a bonsai tree.
Because you and your sister, see, were twins, you shared a placenta.
So really, you're the same.
The tree you have on your desk is the royal family tree.
It's the health of the royal family as well.
Just take off the bulb.
Only kids can't come in and just, you know, surround it for a couple seconds, and then it actually gains new needles.
What is it with Charlie Brown?
I, you know, I don't know.
He's had a bad life.
Yeah, he's had a rough go.
He was abused.
I'm surprised he didn't just shoot up the school.
Constantly.
Parents gave him rocks on Halloween.
Like, what'd you get?
I got a Clark bar.
What'd you get?
I got a Snickers.
What'd you get?
I got a rock.
It's like, what parents are giving a child rocks?
His own psychiatrist would play a football prank on him.
Yes!
Who does that?
All the time!
It's to help your patients, so I guess you're paying a nickel, but still.
Oh, she would be the first to go if he went in.
Oh, yeah.
Lucy, pull that shit with the football.
Come on.
One more time.
Why don't you hold the football for me?
Lions, hand me the blanket.
Who's gonna make a sport coat out of it?
So, before we move on here...
I'm just, I am, look, Roe v. Wade is one of those things that gets me really pissed, so at some point I'm just going to get onto it and we're going to let it rip, because it's just one of those things that you see people outside of the Capitol protesting, they have no idea.
No, they don't.
They have no idea what it means, they have no idea what the case law is, and they have no idea as to what actually constitutes viability, and we'll get into that.
But before that, this beautiful and brave person is going to educate us on LGBTQAAIP+, I don't want to get fact-checked, So you know how gay is non-women loving non-women and lesbian is non-men loving non-men?
That would make straight non-men loving non-women.
So if two non-binary people date, they're both a straight, gay and lesbian couple all at the same time.
So hold on, I wanna make sure I...
They're all gay.
Yeah.
Yes.
Correct.
She could have simplified it.
Just say you're gay.
Steven knows sexuality.
Just say you're gay.
That's okay.
You do you.
Oh, also, by the way, I have no idea if this is still going to be on YouTube.
Hopefully it makes it to Rand Paul.
We are now.
He'll complain.
Yeah.
But if you don't see this show on YouTube, I just ran into a guy yesterday at the market, and he said, hey, you know, I watch on YouTube.
I said, make sure you also watch on Rumble.
Yeah.
Watch on Mug Club, because Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, unless Rand Paul makes us late, You can watch it.
If you don't see it on YouTube, it is still going on unless we tell you that we are missing a show for things like Christmas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big news, too, by the way.
Rumble is going public.
It's now officially out there.
We just saw it this morning.
Rumble's going public.
You said create our own YouTube?
Challenge accepted.
At some point you'll be able to.
Yeah.
This caused a fight with my family because they were like, what's going on with the rumble stuff?
And I was like, what do you mean?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I've heard rumbles about rumble.
I'm like, I have no idea.
Rumbly in the tumbly.
Yeah.
That's all it was.
Well, I'm buying stuff.
My wife's like, why don't you share with me?
Because I could be hauled out in cuffs.
I could be in a Dinesh D'Souza ankle bracelet that I have to blow into to leave my bunk.
Well, I'm happy they're doing something to compete with these tech overlords.
Yes.
Well, we just saw that today.
Snopes.
And keep in mind, Snopes, Google, Facebook, Twitter, they're all one and the same.
These are the fact-checkers that are used.
And Twitter, Facebook, YouTube could ban us, and they do it all the time, or ban information that we get out because they don't like what that information reflects, even though all reference is available at ladderworthcreditor.com.
And they are used as the third-party fact-checkers for the most powerful companies the world has ever known.
You guys, at least yesterday, gotta win.
So take that W. Speaking of all the horrible things, Christmas is going to be ruined right now.
No, no, no.
They're trying.
We'll be getting a black Santa in a minute, that's another thing.
Not because he's black, just because we don't need a black Santa.
We got Kwanzaa.
Yes!
You and four people.
It's just Nancy Pelosi in her Desmond Tutu Halloween costume.
I'm here for Kwanzaa party!
And your half-Menorah thing.
It's not a Menorah, okay?
What is it?
It's based on African tradition.
It's not made up at all.
All right, so Black Lives Matter is urging black people right now, this is the Black Lives Matter, their national account on Instagram, they have like four million followers I believe, to boycott white businesses.
Oh, really during christmas. It's officially black christmas.
That was a horror film. Oh, that's right Oh, yeah, christ
Write the word christ. Yeah x means christ I don't think they knew that and it says time to build
black support black-led serving organizations hashtag buy black
Skip the black friday sales and buy exclusively from black-owned businesses
Hashtag black uh bank black move your money out of white corporate banks that finance our oppression and open
accounts with black owned banks
uh... this is one of those they they're saying boycott white businesses
Okay, what about your gas?
What about your electric?
What about your internet?
By the way, do you not see the irony Black Lives Matter in posting this on Instagram?
Which, by the way, a majority share is owned by a rich white Jew who also happens to be evil, but not because he's Jewish.
No.
It just happens to be.
We have to fight white supremacy!
How do we do it?
Get your shit on Instagram.
By the way, if you have a publicly traded company, it's not a white...
It's owned by the shareholders, right?
It's like, don't go to the white-owned businesses.
It's like, what, wind chime stores?
Isn't that what they want you to do?
They don't want you to go to their stores?
Do we have a white president?
Technically.
What about government assistance checks?
Do you have to refuse those now because it's a white-owned, white supremacist patriarchy?
I didn't read the fine print.
It doesn't count when it comes to money.
It's reparations.
Oh, that's reparations.
Not to mention this is intensely racist.
Yes, very much so.
Just don't buy from white people.
It's insanely racist, but also, I'm just asking an honest question, what is a black-owned bank?
I don't know.
It's owned by black people!
It's a non-creditor.
I don't know.
Is there a list?
No, I'm just wondering if it's a thing.
I'm going to get in trouble for this, I bet.
It's a credit score of 400 Union.
Oh, stop it.
I see the support I'm going to get.
Thanks!
I'm really glad to see the cavalry coming over the hill.
450.
Well, by the way, that's also something they post about.
They talk about how the credit system They talk about how the credit system is a form of white supremacy.
It's a pawn shop.
See?
I went even farther.
I'm your Calvary.
I made it work.
Thank you very much.
Well, Calvary is where our Savior was crucified, but Cavalry, I believe, is where he was killed.
But I do feel like I'm on Calvary.
I think we've all learned I don't know words.
The Skull Mount.
But that's the true spirit of Christmas, is making sure that we divide and conquer by race.
Yeah, of course.
Absolutely.
Which brings us to this now, that Disney World, Disneyland, they're hiring black Santas.
Oh good!
And before we get, Dave, have you ever seen a black Santa?
I guess if I'm in the wrong mall, you?
figurines at Dollar Tree.
Oh my god.
We know you're watching.
Oh, it's funny because it's true.
Now, this is, here's the thing.
I don't care.
Quarterback Garrett?
Yep.
Did you want a black Santa?
What about your full black relatives?
Were they like, I want a black Santa?
If you had a black Santa show up, do you think you'd be like, oh, that must be one of his helpers from the mall?
I mean, it's obvious.
All the ones in the mall, they're always the helpers.
I did have a family member that had the black Santa, like the glowing plastic black Santa in their yard.
How did it glow?
Was it a black light?
Ouch.
You walk by Santa, your teeth turn blue?
You can just see the hat.
You see the lint?
No, he's smiling.
Here's the thing!
I don't care, but this is the most blatant example of cultural appropriation that I can think of.
Wearing a sombrero, Taco Tuesday, that you brought, that you purchased from a Mexican, is not cultural appropriation.
Taking a historical figure who has been an important, arguably one of the most important, cultural icons of Western civilization and changing the race is cultural appropriation.
I don't care.
I just don't know why it's necessary.
I don't understand why people feel they need a black Santa Claus.
Yeah.
By the way, if Santa Claus had started out black, I wouldn't need a white Santa Claus.
No, we need a white MLK Jr.
Well, yeah, or a white Michael Jordan.
Well, there was.
His name was Larry Bird.
There you go.
Not true, but I understand where you're going.
No, here's the thing.
Santa is based on Saint Nicholas, okay?
Santa's based on Saint Nicholas.
This is an actual historical figure who gave up his belongings, okay?
This was someone who was, you know, venerated as a saint.
Okay.
Was he white or black?
Uh, he was... Now, some people would... He would be Mediterranean-looking.
Ah, okay.
So, in other words, TSA would scan him first.
Cool.
Yeah.
Let's just turn, you know...
Now, the Netherlands changed, and he did adapt throughout time to Santa Claus.
I don't know how they pronounce it, but the tale spread to the New World, where Washington Irving, he portrayed St.
Nicholas as like this portly Dutchman who would fly these skies in a wagon.
And sure, they added reindeer, and they changed it a little bit with the Coca-Cola, but you know what?
Hey, that's also a part of American culture.
But again, just like boycotting white businesses from Black Lives Matter, and now saying we need a black Santa Claus, first off, this is not in the spirit of Christmas.
And Santa Claus, here's the beauty of Santa Claus.
He is white.
Historically.
Megyn Kelly got into trouble for that.
No, Santa Claus is white.
I don't know what race the buffana is.
I don't care.
Just be true to the original.
Just be true to the comics.
Now, the issue here is...
You take something beautiful and you ruin it.
Think about it for a second.
Santa Claus, and I know a lot of Christians would get mad with the Santa thing because they would think that it would conflate Santa and Jesus.
I'm not one of those guys.
I think that Santa is a wonderful allegory for children.
Think of who Santa Claus is.
Santa Claus is a jolly man who gives completely selflessly with no expectation of anything in return other than your behavior to your fellow man.
Not your behavior towards Santa.
It doesn't matter how you treat Santa.
You never see Santa.
He only asks that you treat your fellow human better.
By the way, if you do, he delivers presents to everyone.
Black, yellow, red, white, unless your father got laid off.
I have a good point here.
Look, if Santa was black from the beginning, the same people that said that Santa should be black now would be canceling him and say you can't celebrate Christmas with black Santa.
Because they get rid of Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima.
It's the same exact thing.
They just say you can't celebrate it now because this is our thing.
Except they weren't even historical references.
Aunt Jemima was an inspiration.
There was a lady who was an inspiration, but Aunt Jemima I don't think was a real person, was inspired by the idea.
I know you want to because you're a pancake fan.
It's real!
It's real, very real.
Don't tell me another one!
The issue here is a bottle of syrup.
I like looking at her.
Yeah, well now the syrup's boring.
I quit pancakes.
I know, what's the point?
Part of it was just her.
Remember when she'd be at the table all animated?
Talking like Steven Seagal?
Yeah.
Hey, Jerry.
I can eat more pancakes than anybody.
You like your pancakes?
You drink your syrup.
I'll break your head.
I mainly just drink the syrup.
Aunt Jemima sat down.
Then I use the pancake as a napkin.
It is a wig.
The issue here is, look, people will say, oh, the left will try to say, you triggered?
No, no, no, I'm not.
The issue here really is, look, you're creating racism where there doesn't need to be racism.
Santa Claus wasn't created exclusively for white people.
Okay?
White businesses don't serve exclusively white people.
That would be racist.
Saying, do not do business with white people is also racist.
They're sort of nearly racist.
Well, how about we just start it right now?
We'll start a hashtag, support white businesses.
Wait a minute, that makes us good.
That's not good.
I hope you have an armed helicopter to leave.
You can't do that!
And I would never dream of it!
Of course not!
You know what?
I'm not white business, black business, big business, small business.
I support good businesses.
Isn't that what the plan was essentially based on?
It wasn't just businesses, obviously, but that was part of it.
It was like, are you serious?
Have you not seen this record play before?
I honestly don't care.
Like, if I bring my kid to a mall and there's a black Santa there, it's like you said.
You're gonna have to answer some questions.
I'm gonna be like, look, he may have taken someone's costume.
Something about the North African slave trade, the Moors, just go get your candy cane.
My son doesn't look at things as color, though.
He's six.
All of these kids will.
That's the issue.
That's the problem I have with this.
We grew up in a much more post-racial America.
I didn't have many black kids at my high school.
You know what?
Comment below.
Comment below if you're around the age of 30, like I am.
We didn't have many black kids in my high school.
We had a lot of Asians.
We had a lot of Middle Eastern kids.
We had a lot of Jewish kids.
And we had a lot of Indian kids.
We were friends with everybody.
And there were a couple of black kids in our grade, and we were friends with them.
It wasn't an issue.
We didn't even think about it.
The shows that we watched were Fresh Prince.
We watched Family Matters.
We never even thought about it.
Now, you'll never have another Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
You'll never have another Jeffersons.
You'll never have another Family Matters.
What you have is what?
What?
What?
You have BET.
You'll have Tyler Perry.
Shit!
And then you have white people stuff.
And you divide it.
And now when kids are being reminded of race at every single turn, and of course you're telling young white kids that they need to check their privilege, and you're telling them that Santa Claus is no longer a thing, and we need to make sure that... Guess what happens?
You create this paranoia of racial differences where there don't need to be any.
And I'm really worried that you're going to create a generation of more racists than any that have existed since pre-civil rights.
That's a genuine concern of mine.
I talk with young kids and they're really afraid.
Of the racial issue.
Kind of like you see young, you see young men now statistically don't want to date because they're afraid of being accused.
I bet you're seeing some young kids saying, I just, I don't want to step on a landmine.
And so they just avoid, some kids avoid having black friends.
Black friends probably avoid having, we shouldn't have that.
We shouldn't have a world where people are so afraid to reach across the aisle and acknowledge differences, but that not all differences matter all that much.
That's how we grew up.
That's not how these kids are growing up.
Well, if you look at, even in the 90s, I saw Black Santas.
This isn't this amazing new thing.
That's the problem is they're making news out of it.
It's like, do you really think a black guy's never put on a Santa costume before?
Why are you making this thing?
Disney does that with everything.
Yeah, they do.
We're allowing black Santas in our parks.
Wow.
Whoa!
So brave.
There you go.
Racism's over.
Yeah, thanks.
Ah, let's watch your Fauci documentary, you shit company.
Sorry, that's my language.
I'm really working at trying to... Prancer has a spinner.
By the way, actually, we have, if I'm not mistaken, we actually have, I believe, here, right now on the show, before Fauci, we have the first ever, I believe, on the line, do we, Court of Black Curse?
Yeah, we do.
On the line, the first ever real black Santa.
He will be the actual Santa that, good, delivering presents this year, for an exclusive interview.
Okay, uh, Mr. Black Santa, let me make sure that, do we have that connection?
Yep, it looks like we got him, here he is.
Do we do, it's about Black Santa?
Yeah!
Are you there?
Hello!
Hey, Twitter world!
Hey, Twitter, I mean, Merry Christmas, Stephen, yeah.
Okay, you look, uh, Mr. Claus, you look kind of familiar.
Don't be saying we all look alike now.
Well, that's not what I said, that's not what I said, I'm not lying at all, just don't, let's, we're live, we can't edit that.
Aren't you, though, aren't you, um, Santa, aren't you O.J.
Simpson?
Oh, no, I said no.
Yeah, come on now, Twitter world.
I'm Santa.
Black and Santa.
Black and Claus.
Okay.
Ho, ho, ho, y'all.
No, that's definitely not.
Black and Claus is not a thing.
You're O.J.
Simpson.
No.
Yeah, you are.
No.
Now, tell me what you want for Kwanzaa.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
No one actually does.
All right.
Happy Hanukkah, then.
Gold coins it is.
Okay, that's a problem.
OJ, why did Disney hire you?
I'm an actor.
I was in The Naked Gun, Naked Gun 2 1⁄2, and I've been acting innocent for 25 years.
Oh, right.
Yeah, well, because if you did it.
Yeah, no, I did.
What?
Yeah, I killed it.
If you did it.
Yeah, I killed that bitch.
Okay.
Well, hey, say what?
If he did.
I mean, if I did.
Yes, if you did.
I didn't know a friend was gonna be there.
Did they get all the money from my book if I did it?
So, listen, don't you think that Disney's hiring you is a little, uh, based on your previous, a little dangerous?
Why?
I never killed no kid!
Uh, you're covered in blood right now.
Oh, uh, yes I am.
But it's my blood, which means I gotta go get myself to the hospital!
Ho ho ho!
Are you sure they actually have beds available?
Who cares?
There'll be white dancing bitches, and that's all I really want!
Alright, good luck with your job now, O.J.
Bye.
Oh, ho ho ho, Stephen, but I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna fucking kill you one day!
Alright, let's sting this!
Let's go!
Wow.
Geez, Black Santa's a little aggressive, I gotta say.
My goodness.
He turned violent.
He sounds a bit like the ladies, man.
Yeah, I'm not, uh... I kinda like him.
I don't like what's... I don't like where our country's headed.
No, I can't believe they hired him.
I wanna make sure I get all of this right.
I think he's innocent.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't think he did.
Hey, you know what?
Let me ask you guys before Fauci is coming on, if he is not watching the show.
Fauci.
Rand Paul.
Yeah, we did it again.
The reason I'm saying is because on my mind, when I think Rand Paul, he's inextricably linked with Fauci.
When I think of Rand Paul, I think of just like, well, you are not the science.
I am the science!
Like, in other words, there's no just Rand Paul voice.
There are caricatures of each person.
It's a split screen of Rand Paul and Fauci.
It just makes common sense.
Yes.
No, it doesn't.
So I want to ask you though, you know, Rand Paul, we're going to have the show.
We don't have a lot of guests on this show.
We have them maybe a few times a month.
Yeah.
Comment below if you would like to see more guests or if you, you know.
And like who you would like to see.
Who you would like to see as a guest.
Yeah, exactly.
Because a lot of people are just like, ah, just keep doing this.
You know, we don't necessarily need guests.
We don't have people who are here just to promote their book.
Usually we try and have someone who actually provides some value here.
I can't, you know how often we get the press token now and the press releases were like, so-and-so is promoting their new book on here.
I know.
Well you want to have him on your show so he can promote his new book?
I'm promoting his new book on how LGBTQ AIP are brainwashing our children.
Buy gold!
Yes.
And catheters.
Who's writing the book?
G Gordon Liddy!
Go away!
Go away G Gordon Liddy PR firm!
Actually it's silver and catheters.
Bill Devane.
Oh my lord.
Buy silver catheters.
But wait!
They're self-lubricating!
If you order now, you'll get a UTI.
Yeah, now they just brought back that they have a Burl Ives hologram.
Once a doctor says you have to use a catheter, I'm gonna be like, just give me enough pills to die.
Yes, exactly.
I'm not putting that in and out every day.
Are you kidding me?
You want me to do what?
Tell the good lord I resign.
Yeah, where's Kevorkian?
Is he in?
We need to see that other doc.
So, Roe v. Wade here.
We're going to talk about abortion.
And this right now, the Supreme Court case that's going on, they're hearing and people are concerned that Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned, that women are going to lose all their rights, that it's going to be Handmaid's Tale, and leftists on, I guess, mainstream media outlets.
So when we say mainstream, I mean, you know, okay, in the loosest sense of the word, no one watches them.
They're mainstream if you mean someone stuck in a layover in Charleston.
Pretty much.
At an airport.
Then the viewership is, the Nielsen rating is off the charts, but let's look at some of the reactions.
I would note that the president believes, since you gave me the opportunity, that the Mississippi law blatantly violates women's constitutional rights to safe and legal abortions.
This case presents a grave threat to women's fundamental rights.
Extreme Republicans have attacked abortion rights from every angle.
And they are continuing their non-stop efforts to build a country where patients are forced to remain pregnant and carry their pregnancies to term against their will.
We have to pass that each act and repeal, hide, ensuring that everyone has access to healthcare.
Yul Brynner's not supposed to wear the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
Which is healthcare.
Which is a constitutional right.
Did somebody rub a lamb?
And we need to abolish the Green Bus.
One has a wig.
One's bald.
And I'll add we need to expand the courts.
Now that's a conversation for another day.
It's Shazam!
Shazam!
I'm sorry, I get moody.
Oh.
Why?
Are you getting hungry again?
Yeah, I'm hungry.
I didn't eat anything today.
Why?
I ate the last Bilt Bar.
Oh, gosh.
He ate an... well, I think there's one left.
Yeah, can I have it?
There's one left?
I think there's one Bilt Bar left.
But, you know, I need to eat two Bilt Bars.
Why?
Why would you eat two?
That's the rule.
That's in my contract.
Could you crack it in half?
I wish I could.
No.
My contract says I get a billed bar.
Yes, but your contract doesn't... I mean, it's non-enforceable.
Dude, I'm hungry.
You ate a billed bar.
Well, you don't... I don't think... I'm unconcerned.
I'm concerned.
Well, yeah, because your blood sugar might drop to normal.
I might have diabetes, alright?
Yeah, well you know what?
Maybe instead of a bill bar, you should eat your foot.
You're gonna lose it anyway.
My doctor said I look like I have diabetes.
You guys know how to settle this, okay?
That's true, that's in both our contracts.
Like men, settle this.
Fine, that's fair.
Okay, let's go settle this.
I think, I don't know if I want to do it.
it. You do. Yeah. They'll settle this like that. Yeah. It is.
But yeah, just go.
Do we really have to do this?
Absolutely.
It's just insane.
Well, it's mentally irregular, but a deal's a deal.
Shouldn't we have, like, helmets or, like, boxing hats, whatever they wear?
No, CTE's not a real thing.
That's just something that old people say.
I don't think that's accurate.
Why are we covered in oil?
Uh, well, I have a lot of petroleum products in my portfolio trying to create scarcity.
Look, a boxing ring.
I just don't remember putting it on.
I still don't think this is a good idea.
You just had heart surgery and I'm built like a Simpsons character.
I'm cleared for physical activity.
Besides, we both need to get back in shape.
It'll be our thing.
This could be our new thing.
It'll be the thing that we do together.
Back in shape?
I need to look over my contract.
Wanna ring the bell, Apollo?
I was gonna ring... I was gonna ring the bell, but that's racist what you're talking about.
You ready?
Yeah.
Ding!
I'm kidding you.
Okay.
Come on, Skyy.
Take it easy.
Uh, Hunter S. Biden's freebase-filled lungs are better.
I can't hear what you're saying.
Hunter S. Biden's freebase-filled lungs are better than yours right now.
Oh, really?
Well, I hope you're feeling good, because I'm about to smoke you like some cheese.
Yeah, I like cheese.
Well, that's the whole thing.
Cheese is like my favorite.
It's why I'm getting very tired right now already.
I'm really getting tired.
If you ate a little less cheese and a little more oil boxing, you probably wouldn't have this problem.
I don't know why we are oil boxing and why it's your thing.
Well, the good news is after this, we're going to do We just do it at a... at a shooting competition.
I gotta... I see a... Oh, my insides burn.
Yeah, well... I just... I don't know if I'm hungry, or it's just the way I've lived my life.
That's my bad knee.
Hey.
Yeah.
Hey, dude.
Yeah?
You know what I can do?
I'm not here.
What?
I can...
Just go to a GNC and pick up some bill bars. Oh, they sell them everywhere. Oh, yeah, that's a better idea than
fighting You save your save your breath. You know, I'll do is uh, I'll
uh, I'll have Gerald sit in there I'll Joseph first year
He's earned it. He's earned it.
Well, well, I look I look worse than I was.
You can go to built.com, enter in the promo code CROWDER15 to get 15% off.
I have a box.
Yeah, you do.
I lied, I told you I do have built boxes.
You just made me oil box you.
Well, you know what?
You just made me oil box you.
I know.
Well, you know what?
You clean up.
What is this?
Mission accomplished.
You clean up.
They really are delicious.
They really are.
That's the thing.
I put them in the freezer and I eat them.
They're like candy bars.
Yeah.
I don't need the protein bars.
I just eat it like another steak.
But for me, it's the only protein bar I've had that's as delicious as candy bars.
They put in real chocolate.
So go to Built.com and enter in Crowder 15.
Do it.
I like the double chocolate.
I like the cookie dough.
And I like being Dave in oil boxing.
Ah, there you go.
I don't know.
It's more of a tie.
I mean, you both kind of quit.
Majority decision.
No, not so much.
You just saw the reaction from the left on abortion.
And something else, too, I wanted to, if you can bring this up here, Tocanowan, is Trevor Noah also had some commentary.
He's still a thing?
On abortion, apparently.
He is bizarre.
He is bizarre.
He's trying to do circa 2009 YouTube videos, but doing it in a professional studio.
The media just doesn't know how to catch up.
They know about As much as it relates to catching up in the new media landscape, as they do about abortion and Roe v. Wade and why it's bad law.
But let's watch Trevor Noah for a bit, and I'll just tell you when to pause it, Tocanalan.
Here are his comments.
Conservative movement is just that dedicated to protecting life.
I mean not protecting life from coronavirus or school shootings or from a lack of health care
or climate change or poverty or homelessness or and I know.
Pause it.
Okay this is something you hear a lot from the left.
Let me ask you this.
What would be the difference, I'm trying to even go through all of the examples, between that and abortion?
Because the left is, there's a complete lack of self-awareness, and sometimes people get tripped up on this.
I don't want you to get tripped up.
He said coronavirus.
Okay, there are a couple things that are very different.
First off, coronavirus, the vaccine that you would take for yourself, does not involve somebody else's body.
Also, if you get vaccinated, it might have an effect.
On somebody else.
A lot of the other issues fall under the umbrella of taxation, when you're really talking about schools, when you're talking about healthcare.
Okay?
It doesn't involve.
For me, my own healthcare decisions, as it relates to getting a flu shot, as it relates to getting surgery, as it relates to my HSA, my relationship with my doctor, I am not affecting somebody else.
And by the way, if the government paid for all healthcare, well, empirically we know that it wouldn't, but their argument is, it might make other people more safe.
Climate change.
Okay?
Climate change, me driving a car, myself picking my own car, picking the fuel for my car, picking how my house is heated, does not affect somebody else.
Now you may want to argue that if climate change is a thing and it's man-made and the Green New Deal were followed to a tee, it might help others.
With abortion, it's very clear that it's not my body, if I'm a woman.
You're a woman.
You have a baby in you.
Do you have 20 fingers?
Do you have 20 toes?
If it's a boy, do you have a penis?
Do you have two brains?
Do you have two hearts?
And, by the way, it's not, it might, without any doubt, you will destroy the life of one that is not your own.
That's a very notable difference.
It's silly, but it stems from the issue that the left does not understand liberty.
Let's go on to the next arguments that Trevor Noah makes.
They're not really worth addressing, but it's so common that the left is—it must be nice to just be able to destroy straw men.
Let's watch it.
No, I know there are guys out there right now who are saying, well, you know what, tough luck ladies, but this doesn't affect me.
Well, first of all, you're going to see it affect your bank account when you're paying child support for 18 years.
And secondly, you guys clearly don't see what's happening here.
Yeah, because first, first they said a baby is only a baby when it comes out of the vagina.
Then they said it's a baby when it's viable outside of the womb.
Right?
Now you've got people arguing that if there's any electrical signal, it counts as a heartbeat.
You realize what's coming up next, right?
Even though it's a heart.
At some point, they're going to be like, OK, we decided that sperm is babies.
All right.
So you can't.
So first off, what?
No conservative ever said, only when it's out of the vagina.
That's how you support abortion up to and including nine months.
This happens in states where the left has complete control of the legislature.
Just to be clear, and don't you love how the left, when they're framing abortion, they always address the blessing, the gift of being with child as nothing more than a burden?
Doesn't affect me.
Well, she's going to be... And these are words, too, that they use.
Force, right?
You're going to force a woman to carry a child.
It's important.
We're going to do a whole segment on these definitions.
Force.
Pro-choice.
Okay.
Force?
No.
I'm not forcing anyone to do anything.
Is she going to have to give birth?
Yeah.
No, I'm not.
I'm simply not forbidding her from ending another life.
You want to force mandatory vaccines.
You want to force mandatory carbon taxes.
Do you see the difference?
Do you understand the meaning of the word force?
I'm pro-choice.
No, hold on a second.
I'm pro-choice.
Guess what?
Four choices.
I just don't support the fifth.
Abstinence, contraception, motherhood, adoption.
Murder's just not on the ticket.
That's all.
You want an extra one?
And by the way, the left, he says this is how conservatives define a baby.
Right?
This is how... Okay, hold on a second.
None of those are true.
I will tell you how I define a life.
It's at fertilization.
Because new DNA is created separate from the mother and the father.
Let's just set this up before we get to the law.
Okay?
Here's the issue.
Trevor.
Trevor Noah.
And Nancy Pelosi.
What do you define as a life?
What do you define as a baby?
Don't get tripped up by this bullshit!
What do you... When is it a baby?
They can't determine it.
What, is it viability?
Because that's changed.
Premies are being born earlier and earlier due to different technology.
By the way, a baby who is premature at Lenox Hill Hospital in New York has a higher survival rate with all of the newest technology and medical treatments available to a baby born in the hills of West Virginia.
Is one a life and one is not?
Hey, look, you want to say that conservatives defined a life Whatever XYZ way, how do you define a life?
They never do.
They can't defend their argument with anything other than abortion all the way up until and including birth.
That's why the platform.
Has signed on to it, yeah.
Yeah, but, and one of the things too, we, just because we said, okay, okay, okay, look, you guys, you're crazy, but can't we all just agree that if a baby can survive outside of the womb, that that's a life?
We weren't saying that that was the line.
We're saying that that is the least that we can all agree on and understand is absolutely a life, right?
Right?
It can survive without the mom.
Can't we all?
No, you can't agree.
No.
That's where we were drawing the line because we thought that was the most reasonable possible thing that we could say.
It is the most reasonable thing.
Still didn't get accepted.
Well, they always try and trip you up too.
They go, what about rape and incest?
Look, don't get caught in a, I'm amazed when politicians do.
Just do this.
Okay, let's say we allow abortions for rape and incest.
Would you be okay now banning the 99 point whatever other percent of abortions?
Yeah.
Well, no, then don't bring it up.
You're a liar.
It doesn't even matter.
It's a lazy argument.
What do we do with the royal family?
Well, I'm not entirely sure.
That'll sort itself out a few branches down the line.
And by branches, I mean stump.
Yesterday the Supreme Court began hearing the case of Dobbs v. Jackson.
The dispute is a Mississippi ban on abortion after 15 weeks.
This case is likely going to determine whether all sort of pre-viability prohibitions on elective abortions are actually unconstitutional.
That isn't necessarily the point as to why Roe v. Wade should be overturned.
And by the way, just to be clear, overturning Roe v. Wade would not ban abortion.
Nope.
It would just allow the states to determine abortion laws.
If you want to get an abortion, go to New York, go to New Jersey, go to Cal... I'm sure you're not going to have a problem.
Just to be clear, there is one group that is trying to be totalitarian.
There is one group who is trying to give undue power to the federal government.
Just to be clear, would not ban abortion.
Okay, let's go to the history of Roe v. Wade.
A lot of people don't know.
I bet you probably all think, probably not Gerald, but a lot of you watching, you probably thought Roe v. Wade was about the right to abortion.
You probably thought it was about the right to, sorry, women's health, pink tax and shit.
Did you know it's not?
It's the same reason that RBG It's the same reason that RBG said this is bad law.
It has nothing to do with abortion.
Roe v. Wade was determined on an interpretive right of the right to privacy.
Predicated on the 14th Amendment.
So, let me give you some history too.
There was an activist, Judy Smith, was looking for a case to legalize abortion in Texas.
Was looking for a case, just to be clear.
And very much like the gay couples were looking for a bakery to try and prosecute, they went to and fro.
Was it the bakery or the pizza shop?
Probably both.
I think it was the bakery.
Smith needed a lawyer who would take the case for free.
Found this person, Sarah Weddington.
The first couple that they tried to pick didn't have any standing because they didn't actually want an abortion.
They needed a case.
They were seeking out a case.
So they found this pregnant woman, Norma McCorvey, who by the way, never had an abortion.
Just to be clear.
Never had an abortion.
It's based on this privacy law that was, what was the name of the case in Connecticut?
Griswold versus Connecticut.
And that's about this Due Process Clause and privacy under the 14th Amendment.
So Roe v. Wade was women have a right to privacy as far as the privacy of their relationship with their physician.
You know, which is, that's very important now because it's been rendered irrelevant, right?
HIPAA, all that, because of mandatory vaccines and vaccine passports and cards, right?
Where's my privacy law?
I shouldn't have to show it.
Ah, you do just if you want to do anything like eat, sleep, drink, or get on a plane in New York.
Or, you know, work out.
Live!
Live!
You know, be able to actually survive.
So anyway, based on these arbitrary timelines, let me read you what the court ruled.
During the first trimester, the decision to terminate the pregnancy was solely at the discretion of the woman.
After the first trimester, the state could regulate the procedure.
During the second trimester, the state could regulate but not outlaw abortions in the interest of the mother's health.
After the second trimester, the fetus became viable.
The state could regulate or outlaw abortions in the interest of potential life.
Okay, look, here's the deal.
It went way too far.
Abortion was, they were looking for a law to try and make abortion Completely legal in Texas, and remove all restrictions.
Okay.
So it went to a federal level, and the push was effectively removing the rights, the autonomy of the states to have their own restrictions on abortion.
Now, this went really far.
This is why Roe v. Wade needs to be undone, because it is an infringement upon the rights of the states.
But here's the thing.
It's not just me who thinks Roe v. Wade went too far.
Take a look.
It's in a book.
You don't have to take my word for it.
What I said was, the court had an easy target because the Texas law was the most extreme in the nation.
Abortion could be had only if necessary to save the woman's life.
Doesn't matter that her health would be ruined if she was a victim of rape or incest.
I thought Roe v. Wade was an easy case and the Supreme Court could have held that most extreme law unconstitutional and put down its pen.
Instead, the court wrote an opinion that made every abortion restriction in the country illegal in one fell swoop.
And that was Not the way the court ordinarily operates.
Now just to be clear, people got mad that I posted some quotes from RBG yesterday on social media that say you're removing context.
Actually I'm not.
Of course she was pro-abortion.
Evil women like that are.
But she was saying, I'm pro-abortion, this is bad law.
It goes too far.
So in context, yes she had a problem with Roe v. Wade for the same reasons that I have a problem with Roe v. Wade for the same reasons That conservatives have a problem with Roe v. Wade.
You can have a problem with Roe v. Wade and still be pro-abortion to some degree.
You can have a problem with Roe v. Wade and believe that life begins at fertilization.
This is a thing.
There should be some common ground here if you care about the law.
And something, something, something.
Your rights.
Healthcare.
Let me read you another quote from RBG.
She said Roe isn't really about women's choice, is it? It's about the doctor's freedom to practice.
It wasn't woman-centered. It was physician-centered. Now here's something else that you may not know.
Roe v. Wade is actually not the law of the land as it relates to abortion. Hmm. There's been...
There's been a Supreme Court case since then.
You would never know that from the media!
I don't know exactly.
It's Casey v. Planned Parenthood.
This supersedes Roe.
Why?
Instead of referencing trimesters, this—and by the way, all references are available at lateralcredit.com—it prohibits pro-life legislation before viability.
So we've gotten out of the trimester framework.
Why?
Because it's a losing argument as technology improves.
So states can only begin to regulate abortion After the fetus has the potential to survive outside of the womb.
It's already rendered Roe v. Wade irrelevant, just to be clear.
A lot of people don't know this.
They think if Roe v. Wade is overturned, people are going to be storming into your houses and arresting you.
Here's something else that I sort of... I do have a question.
Well, let me read you some No, I don't need to do it.
The first premature baby was born at 21 weeks, just to be clear.
The earliest that we've seen.
The earliest that we've seen so far, just to be clear.
And this is after legislation was created.
So in other words, legislation was created, say viability, and viability was later than it was after.
And they went, ooh, shit.
Because it keeps getting moved up.
Here's my question, though.
I don't know, and if you're a lawyer, and I'll talk with my half-patient lawyer, Bill Richman, after this.
I don't know of any other law that exists this way where it says, okay, you cannot, right, Casey versus Planned Parenthood, the law states you cannot regulate abortion at all pre-viability, right?
So they're creating a line saying you can't because pre-viability, right, that's not a life.
Okay, what about post-viability?
If you're saying that pre-viability is inconsequential, there's really nothing determined as far as when the baby is viable, because it's a touchy subject, because you don't want to say, well, yes, it's a viable baby that could live outside of the womb, and by the way, we're going to abort it anyway.
Ralph Northam had to deal with those consequences, along with being Mr. Blackface.
Here's the issue, if you go into a story, or a law-abiding citizen, we say, that's fine, the line is, when you Commit a crime.
Commit theft.
You're now a criminal.
There's a consequence.
If you are simply walking down your street, fine.
You are a law-abiding citizen.
You kill someone, there is now a consequence.
There's a line.
Now you are a murderer.
I don't know any other case that says, we're creating a line.
What is it?
Viability.
Great.
So there are consequences pre-viability.
Right, Supreme Court?
Yes.
What are the consequences post-viability?
None?
Yeah.
Nothing, because apparently you're ending a life right now.
Wouldn't that be murder?
If you're ending a viable life.
If we've drawn the line, wherever they choose to draw that line, we've drawn it, now you're ending a life.
And they're pissed off at the Texas bill because you could be fined $10,000.
Right.
Every murderer in prison right now is saying, where do I send the check?
Let me out!
Yeah.
Right?
Oh, fine!
Ten grand!
Okay, fine, that guy had it coming.
And to be clear, no one is suggesting arresting women who've had abortions.
No!
Not at all.
The many Kevorkians who perform the abortion, yes.
Like frickin' clones of death doctors!
Yeah, the Gosnells.
I just don't know.
This is one of those conversations where, you know, you've heard me talk about this.
There's accountability only on one side of the ledger.
And the accountability is only with conservatives.
They're the ones who say, look, okay, this is how we define a life.
This is where we are willing to concede.
This is where we think the states have the rights.
This is where we think that the federal government is infringing upon the autonomy of the states.
Okay?
Now, what do you think about, I don't know?
It's like Jesse Ventura all of a sudden going, I don't have the answers, I'm just asking questions.
When do you think life begins?
Genuine question.
People say, my body, my choice.
Do you have an extra 10 fingers?
Do you have 20 fingers?
Do you have 20 toes?
Do you have a penis?
Do you have two brains?
Do you have two hearts?
When do you think life begins?
Because you've determined it's not a life!
Previability.
But then no answers for after it, whereas conservatives have to have an answer for all of it, including the .05% of abortions that are extreme examples.
Okay, speaking of a medical topic right now, we have a doctor on the line.
I believe, do we have him?
We have him.
We are going to go to Senator Rand Paul.
All right.
Senator Rand Paul, he is on Twitter, at Rand Paul.
Let me first, before I bring him on, he recently, I just, I mean, I can't get enough of it.
We've been watching these clips on this show.
He's fantastic.
If Rand Paul ever retires, we'll lose like, well, just like Cuomo.
If Cuomo is gone, we've lost like 30% of our content.
And if Rand Paul retires, we'll get about, I don't know, we'll lose about 20% of our mic drops.
I know, we need them!
Or if Fauci runs out of podlings.
Well, that's true.
Yeah, I love that he just makes Fauci nervous and can't answer questions.
So let's just go right here where he was, Rand Paul, recently he blasted Fauci, use that term appropriately, on Fox and Friends about Fauci claiming to be the science.
This is a very, very dangerous sort of idea.
The idea that a government bureaucrat represents science and that he is now untouchable.
Over 100 million Americans have had COVID.
They have natural immunity.
There's a real question about whether they should be vaccinated once, twice, or not at all.
And the thing is, there's never been a debate because he's the all-powerful scientist.
You're not to question him, just do as you're told.
And now we have him.
I wanted to make sure the line was all set up here because we've had some problems recently with the Skype-ness.
Senator Rand Paul, can you see me or hear me, sir?
I can see you.
I'm just disappointed that I don't get any intro music.
What, no theme?
I've been on the show enough.
I should have my own music.
Well, you know what?
We'll make sure that it's Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive or Alice Cooper's Poison.
Be sure to bring a pole.
Let me just ask you this right off the bat, because you happen to be the person who's in the line of fire when Fauci makes the stupidest comments.
Why do you think he has such confidence that he is quote-unquote the science?
You know, I think it goes along with the personality.
He's a government bureaucrat.
I mean, he works for the government.
He's a physician.
But I think government attracts people who think government is the answer.
So I think whatever the question is you ask him, he's going to think government is the answer.
And usually the answer involves coercion.
It involves restricting your liberty.
And frankly, he doesn't give a damn about your liberty.
It's not in his wheelhouse.
His wheelhouse is restricting your liberty.
Right.
And so I guess I'm not surprised by it, but the thing is, I think the arrogance, he doesn't realize the arrogance of saying he is the science, and also the irony that if he is the science and he is the government and the government determines what is the correct science, that it really is akin to the medieval church deciding what is and what isn't true.
Yeah, well, when he claimed that he was the science, you just saw kids drop out of the STEM fields in record numbers.
Let me ask you this, because, you know, the Omicron variant, people are talking about this right now, and I was talking about this as it was happening live while we were on air, and they were saying, will the vaccine work with the Omicron variant?
Will it evade the vaccine?
I noticed no one was asking.
Well, Tim, what was most striking is that we're jumping to hysteria before anyone even knows if it's deadly or not.
think the motive is that it was it was striking to me that it didn't even seem
like it was a question on the table well what was most striking is that we're
jumping to hysteria before anyone even knows if it's deadly or not is it more
or less deadly than what we've currently got and before you say oh give them a
This is Fauci's immediate response.
Give them a booster.
Well, does it evade the vaccine completely?
If it is, the booster would be a waste of time.
So we need to know, is it more or less deadly?
If it's more deadly, I think the best thing government can do is get out of the way of the development of a new vaccine or new monoclonal antibodies.
But even that's premature because we don't yet know whether it's more or less deadly than what we've already got.
Well, this whole booster confusion could have been started by Fauci wanted to ride in the back of an Explorer and needed a seat.
He just said, is there a booster?
And then everyone said, oh, we need boosters every six months!
And he had to go along with it to save face.
Do you think there's a financial incentive?
Look, I don't want to be conspiratorial, but people obviously look at the stock prices of Moderna.
These are issues that have been brought up.
Do you think there is a financial incentive, at least as it relates to the legislation for COVID vaccines?
I think the question at least should be asked.
I mean, for example, the government bought all the vaccines, the government bought all the monoclonal antibodies.
Since the government now owns it, do they feel somehow compelled to use it up before we get any new stuff, even if it's not working very well?
I think that question ought to be asked.
The Delta variant vaccine, we have had for At least four or five months now.
It's been in phase one, two, three trials.
It's in the system.
Hold on, hold on, Senator Rand Paul, because you just touched on something.
A lot of people are hearing this for the first time.
They're going, what does he mean?
He means the vaccine, if it works again.
Explain, because most people don't know, what you mean by delta variant vaccine.
That's a big deal!
Right, so the vaccine that we have now was developed a year and a half ago and it was related to the wild type, the first type of virus we got.
The virus mutated and last summer the Delta variant took over.
So almost all the infections in the United States and around the world are the Delta variant.
The old vaccine really probably provides you some protection from hospitalization and death, but it's not stopping the transmission of this, and it's imperfect.
I mean, I think it's still better than nothing, particularly if you're in a high-risk category, it's better than nothing.
But the vaccine has evaded, the virus has evaded the vaccine.
So they can sequence these viruses, like this Omicron, they've sequenced it within days.
That means they could be developing a vaccine next week.
And they're all saying, oh, it'll take too long.
It'll take too long.
Well, we've had a vaccine to the Delta variant for several months now.
It's in testing.
But here's a question I haven't heard one person on television ask.
How come the flu vaccine comes out every year like clockwork and we don't seem to hear about testing and phase 1, 2, 3?
Why wouldn't they immediately allow this, as long as it's voluntary, and say, look, we've used the same technology.
All we did was to swap the wild variant for the new variant, and it's the same kind of vaccine again.
But nobody's talking about that.
Nobody's talking about letting that come to the public.
And it might be enough to actually stop the vaccine the way it was originally.
The first vaccine was working.
Well, I don't want to get...
Too serious here, but what you actually just brought up is scary to me.
And good points that you brought up, but here's my concern in hearing what you're talking about.
You're saying they've developed the Delta vaccine months ago, correct?
Yes.
Okay.
Months ago, they were telling us, Dr. Fauci was telling us, that the vaccine was perfectly effective against the Delta variant.
Why would they be developing something New, while telling the American public that there was no need for its development.
That, to me, is terrifying.
Well, I think part of the reason you develop it is you develop it while also testing to see if your vaccine works.
And so it is a judgment call.
How well does the current vaccine work against the Delta variant?
It works to a certain extent, but each month we've heard a little bit lower percentages.
Originally, you know, the vaccine would stop 90% of people from getting infected.
Then this one was 60%.
You know, it's more like it's about 60% or 70% with the Delta variant.
My guess is that if you had a specific vaccine for the Delta variant, you'd go back up closer to the 90% again.
And probably rotating in new vaccines periodically like we do for the flu would probably be a good idea.
But isn't it amazing that all of the prognosticators across all of the different realms of the news media, nobody's asking why we don't have the Delta variant vaccine and why we didn't use it.
And that question then comes is, are they worried about getting rid of all the inventory of the vaccine they already bought?
Is that their concern versus going to something that would be more effective?
Well, but they were telling people proactively that it was effective.
And actually with the Delta variant, you know, Mayo did a study with, and I'm familiar with Mayo because they just had titanium rods put in.
If Mayo says something, I typically give them a lot of credence.
Mayo knows their stuff.
They did a study with 50,000 people, and I can't remember if it was the Moderna or Pfizer.
One of them was 60% or 70% effective against the Delta.
One of them was in the, I think it was 42%.
This was very, very quickly after the Delta variant came out.
And I was always amazed because no one talked about it, and we could get in trouble.
I have two questions.
I'll go ahead and ask both of them at the same time.
One is, why aren't we talking about natural immunity?
You've had COVID.
The durability of that has always been the question.
developing a vaccine for the... Were you about to ask something there, Gerald? Okay, and
I know Dave had a question. My two guys here, they said, you ever had Paul on? We have a
bunch of questions. I was like, well, he's a busy man.
Well, I have two questions. I'll go ahead and ask both of them at the same time. One
is why aren't we talking about natural immunity, right? You've had COVID. The durability of
that has always been the question.
I already asked that, Gerald.
No, I know.
Don't waste his time.
He's a doctor and a senator.
He's not your plaything.
Where I'm going with this is if we've had time to do all of this testing, like you said, we can sequence stuff in days.
We can have alternative vaccines ready for Delta variants.
Why haven't, when we've not been able to do the research to find out, is this durable?
Because every time he talks about it, he says, well, the durability is the question.
Well, I already asked that question.
What's your second question?
I apologize for his dumb ass.
What's the next question?
I didn't hear an answer to that question.
Fine, I'm sorry.
My show's been hijacked.
You know, I think one of the things that's important about all of the vaccination hysteria and the hysteria over this is that they're conditioning you for submission.
It isn't so much about the science or saving your life or anything.
It's conditioning you about submission.
So, for example, the idea that we should mandate the vaccine on children is based on an ignorance or an ignoring of the natural immunity of a hundred million people.
But here's the other thing.
Every day on CNN, I hate to bring it up, this horrible network that doesn't tell the truth and spreads misinformation.
Every day they say, oh my goodness, we don't have enough people vaccinated.
That's why we need a mandate.
I just looked at the CDC website just a few minutes ago.
Between the ages of 64 and 75, 99.9% of people have chosen to get vaccinated.
Can you imagine that?
Almost everybody between the ages of 64 and 75 have gotten vaccinated.
Over age 75, it's 97%.
Over age 50, it's 87%.
vaccinated. Over age 75, it's 97%. Over age 50, it's 87%.
There's no lack of people being vaccinated in our country. So why do they want to mandate?
To condition you to submit.
To condition you to that the central authorities will make the decisions of your health care.
And that's what this is about.
Yeah.
And that's why we should resist.
Because we may eventually get beyond this, but they're going to want to tell you to do something else in your health care when they're done telling you to get the COVID vaccine.
Hey, Senator Rand Paul, I just want to ask you, do you remember when Fauci mocked you for talking about herd immunity?
Yeah, I don't know if you remember that.
He mocked you for it.
And then he claimed that we needed 70% for herd immunity and, you know, now we're with old people.
But do you remember that when he mocked you?
I try to forget them often, but here's what I would say.
It's important for people to try to get their news and we can talk about things on here hopefully that aren't being talked about.
Here's another one.
If you look on the official websites of the incidence of the disease by state and the death rate.
Something extraordinary happened in New York, and I think it does have to do with herd immunity.
If you look at the death rate in New York, it's been on the x-axis for a year or more.
They had that huge spike, you know, when Cuomo tried to kill everybody in the nursing homes.
Right.
But this huge spike A lot of New York got this.
There are parts of New York, 30 or 40 percent of New York may have gotten it.
My guess is it may be what we should be doing are antibody studies to see how many people have had it in New York.
Because I'll bet you 50, maybe over 50 percent of New York's had it now.
And you see the death rate.
It's right along the x-axis.
Well, everybody else has been going up and doing all this.
New York hasn't really suffered an increase in death rate because they had such an enormous death rate at the beginning, but they also got their herd immunity at that time as well.
But they did see a spike in cases, which is why it's interesting as far as we're talking about the Delta vaccine not being very effective against transmission.
You see that in a lot of states where they reached a very high level of vaccinations, as well as countries with very high level of vaccinations, they did see a spike in case rates.
Now, some of that could be seasonal.
But you actually don't see that same acute spike in some places where they didn't necessarily have mandates or the same rates.
The point is, you can't make an argument, what I'm saying is I'm not making an argument one way or the other, but one can certainly not make the argument that reaching a threshold of this vaccine lowered case rates, and that to me is concerning.
And the other mistake with ignoring natural immunity is that since it's so potent and probably better than vaccinated, if we want to get to herd immunity, the natural immunity is incredibly important.
It isn't wishing that people get sick or get the disease, but the fact that they do, particularly those who don't get too sick and don't die, like the younger people, is actually better for society, the more people that have had the infection and survived.
And that's really how we get beyond this, is when our natural immunity gets to a point.
Because in all likelihood, we're going to find that natural immunity is significantly longer.
Already, we think it's better, but I think we're going to find that it lasts into the years, whereas the vaccine lasts six months, then you get another one, then it lasts two months, then you get another one, then it lasts two weeks.
And before you know it, Fauci will be mandating that we get vaccinated, you know, weekly, which is ridiculous.
Well, that's just because it's his hobby.
I have a couple of questions here.
First off, you're saying, hopefully when we find out—and Dave, I do want to get to your question, but I might not be able to because I know the senator has to go—you're saying when we find out about natural immunity.
Why don't we?
Do we have an answer?
How many people have recontracted COVID who had natural immunity?
Does that answer exist from the CDC right now?
The only place you can get it, actually, is from the big Israeli study, you know, showing, you know, hundreds of thousands of people that have not been vaccinated.
They've kept track of it.
The CDC doesn't keep track of it.
They have no idea.
They have no idea.
But see, once again, you have to realize they don't care about the science.
They care about conditioning you to accept what you're being told.
And it's better to have, from their perspective, one size fits all, because we are considered to be ignoramuses, deplorable, unwashed.
Uh, maybe even Republican.
You know, they don't want these people to make their decisions.
They think it's, you shouldn't think about this, just everybody should be vaccinated.
Yeah.
But it turns out it's not good science, and I think people will reject it the more they hear about it.
Well, I, you know, I will tell you this, and then I'll go to Dave's question, and I'll leave you with a very short question, but, you know, my father, my mother got it.
Uh, my wife had it.
We only found out because I was feeling sick.
And my wife said, you probably have COVID.
So we scheduled to go in the same day.
She said, if you have it, I probably have it.
I was feeling sick.
She was not.
She walked past me at the clinic and she said, yeah, I tested positive.
So you likely have it.
And I went in the one feeling sick and I did not.
And then they said, well, you know what?
It's just, just treat it like a positive because you're living with someone who has it.
So, you know, don't see your kids for 10 days and don't go to work.
And we had just had twins, baby girls.
And so then when it came to monoclonal antibodies, turns out I never, I didn't have it by the way, which I don't understand because I was sleeping with my wife who had it and we did stuff.
They said, monoclonal antibodies, when we went there, they said, hey, do you have a, do you have a positive test?
And I told them, I said, well, no, but they told me to treat it as a positive.
And so they want this risk on one side of it, but they don't understand the risk that Americans are incurring.
Just don't work for two weeks.
Just don't see your kids.
And so my question is, considering all of these strains have been put on Americans, and they feel it, now there's the Omicron variant.
And Dave, we'll talk about it after.
I can't get to your question.
Is there, while we're talking about science, is there any scientific indication that the Omicron variant is more deadly than previous strains?
More of a concern?
Is this something new?
Because I notice they're not talking about it so much on CNN.
Nothing this morning.
Nobody knows.
I mean, we'll know more in a couple of weeks, and that's why any pronouncements now are premature and based just on sort of the proclivities of people to want to control your behavior, but there's no evidence yet.
We'll know in a week or two, and if this is the Black Plague, I'm open to discussion as to what we should do, but if it's less serious, there are a few brave doctors who have said if it's less serious and very contagious, the fact that even more natural immunity will be spread very quickly through this, if it's less deadly, it could be a silver lining after this thing coming through here.
But the other thing is, it's already here.
The banning travel is not going to work.
I've never been for banning travel, whether it was a previous administration or this administration.
It just doesn't work, frankly.
But it cripples the economy of tourism.
And the more they want to poke and prod us, the less that people like me, who are independent-minded, don't want to go anywhere.
I mean, I'm not going to travel outside the U.S.
if they're going to poke and prod me before I can come back in.
So, frankly, they're going to just continue to hurt things around the world as long as they overreact to things.
Well, poking and prodding is kind of the raison d'etre for Fauci.
Spent a lot of time in bathhouses.
Senator Rand Paul, that's true, you guys can look it up, he wrote about it.
Thank you so much, sir.
I know you're busy.
I appreciate you actually, you know, relaying some scientific information here for our audience.
Thanks for having me, and next time I expect to have a musical intro, alright?
Yes, it will be Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi.
Just make sure to bring the tassels.
Senator Rand Paul, everybody!
Hey, by the way, I was leading the witness.
Yeah, a little bit.
I was leading the witness on that last one for two reasons.
I think he remembers.
Fauci said that to him.
Also, there are South African doctors who've come out specifically and said this is less deadly.
I haven't seen any doctors specifically with experience come out and say it's more deadly.
No.
I've heard only people with experience saying milder or silence.
Kind of like abortion, right?
The burden of proof is only on one side.
One guy's going, hey, it's milder!
And then they're saying, what do you think, Fauci?
Do you want to know what the stat was that Sanjay Gupta put up right as it's coming out?
That you took my question with the same fucking question he asked?
Sorry.
He didn't ask the same way.
I did ask the same way.
Pardon my language.
You did not.
You're irritated.
I am irritated.
I understand that.
I had a question.
What?
Not for you.
Alright, well you guys listen.
Let me know what you thought.
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