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Nov. 30, 2021 - Louder with Crowder
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UNEARTHED AUDIO! New Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal is ANTI-FREE SPEECH | Louder with Crowder
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By the way... What's your answer?
If I tell my mom and she tells your mom... Would you sign up?
I tell my mom and she tells your mom Make me a fucker
Focus, J-Confidence, and good luck Now for a trip inside Trump World's Hall of Mirrors
Hey Stephen, heads up, we're going to need you in 15 for the trio PTA.
Okay, thanks Quarter Black.
Oh yeah, and I put some extra mushrooms on that Swiss there for you.
I know you like him so.
Oh thanks man, I appreciate it.
No problem.
Hey Quarter Black?
Yep?
What'd you say you got these mushrooms again?
From a fan.
But this, now, the Trump presidency, this is what a crisis of leadership looks and feels like.
A quarter block?
Yep.
Every week another scandal.
What'd you say you got these mushrooms again?
From a fan.
A mug clobber from Colorado.
Rudy Giuliani, you see him there on Annenberg.
This week, I have some of the headlines from the Twitter, some of the headlines,
and also the election credibility crisis.
You mean that was Trump?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
♪ I hit rock bottom, I go back to the top of the slide ♪ ♪ Where I stop and I take all my kids for a ride ♪
♪ Then I hit rock bottom and I see you again, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Yeah!
Do you, don't you want me to screw you?
I'm making up crap that I can't sell you Tell me, tell me, tell me!
Come on, tell me the answer Well, I may be alive, but I ain't no reporter
Have to step up He's been behaving this way
After politics, I don't know why he's not present with us.
Waiting for the axe to come Corporations, sub-shirt faggots, bloody lackey men
I've been a Nazi boy, I got my saucers rolled I am the Eggman
I look like an Eggman I am a wild ass cuckoo cajoo
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for a school you
If the scoop don't come, I'll fabricate one and make it up and claim it's news.
I am an Eggman.
How do you do, Brian?
My head is an Eggman.
Mansfield claims history.
I am a Walrus.
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c Steven.
Steven.
Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk!
Have the Stout Talk! Have the Stout Talk!
Steven! Yeah?
You ready?
Yeah, I was just... And you were, um... No, yeah, I'm good.
Are you feeling alright?
No, yeah, I'm good. Are you feeling alright? Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That's a parody by SNL? That's the president's former...
Brickstuff! DuckTales!
I'm the stand-in!
You're a strange animal, that's what I know You're a strange animal, I'm your devourer
I'm your disobedient despot That's a confused sip.
Uh...
Hahahahaha!
Recoveries.
I do not remember where the kernel for the idea of that intro was.
But you know what?
This is real, man.
This is real.
You're not gonna see that on Ben Shapiro.
This isn't No Family Matters.
So we have a lot we're going to be talking about.
Are you sure he didn't eat one of those burgers?
My point is this is real life, kids!
Is it?
Yeah, we've got gay Santas, and we've got new CEOs of Twitter.
We have some information on the new CEO of Twitter.
I don't know how we managed to do worse than Jack Dorsey, but... Batting 100.
Wow.
So we'll be talking about that and some disturbing thousand I don't know sports.
I don't know.
I don't know what is a good score for a touchdown.
Actually, we're doing poorly, so let's go with what you said.
Yeah, you're right.
We're betting 100.
And we're also going to be talking today, look, we hear this a lot.
First, let me warn you guys.
This is going to be a very nationalist show today.
So if you consider national pride white supremacy, this isn't for you.
You should tune in somewhere else.
I want to be very clear because it matters when we're talking about people heading up
American companies like Twitter, who are not from the United States, who don't share the
values and say that they don't respect the First Amendment, that it is of no value to
This is an actual quote.
We will get to that later.
The new CEO of Twitter.
I'm avoiding saying his name because I forgot it.
Pravda something.
And we've heard a lot about how the right and the left are extreme and right-wing extremists.
Well, you know what?
I want to today.
Go through the mainstream left's platform, the DNC, and the most radical right pieces of legislation, and then you guys let me know what you think is considered more extreme.
So you can comment below and let me know what you think is going to happen.
I'm foreshadowing at this point, but before we get to that and Gay Santa and Elliot Page.
Oh, Elliot.
Elliot.
There's no way that I will not get pronouns wrong accidentally.
No way.
I just let you know.
It's almost impossible with her.
I didn't even mean to do that.
I forget that I... I'm gonna just not talk.
I'm still getting used to this.
Beautiful.
I am well, sir.
They look like albino raisinets.
I'm still getting used to it.
Beautiful and brave albino raisinets.
Beautiful.
Before we get to that, Gerald A. You can follow him at G Morgan Jr.
How are you, sir?
I am well, sir.
How are you?
Hey, by the way, it was great to see half-Asian lawyer Bill in there.
He's off camera now because he's working on Sony Lawsuit Force.
He's around.
I talk to him every week, just about.
He can't be on air because Bill becomes a loose cannon and he'll say something incredibly funny, but then he'll just go, I present to you Exhibit B, and it's him in a walrus costume doing an Asian rosé chef.
Not good.
He's in some sketches and stuff coming up.
Quarter Black Garrett, how are you?
Morgan, what's going on?
Yeah, you decided to go with the least convincing hairdo.
Going the other way.
Oh wow.
You possibly could.
Going the other way.
I'm trying to hide the fact.
This is like Seattle grunge.
I feel like you're about to call mom and ask her how wolfy he is.
And he's performing at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, New Jersey and December 10th, Romeo, Michigan at the showroom at Younger's.
Dave Lando.
Ahoy!
How are you, sir?
I'm doing fine.
Yourself?
Good.
Well, you know what?
It's about to get a lot worse.
Oh, well, I'm excited about it.
You have to look at Elliot Page and blatantly homosexual Santa.
Yes, he.
The Santa.
No, both he's.
You're right on both counts.
Both are he's.
Wait, penis or no penis?
I don't, but Elliot Page is a lesbian.
No, Elliot Page was a lesbian and now Elliot Page is a straight male.
It's just a dude?
It's a straight 5'1", 84 pound male.
And a poonhound.
Yes.
Can't get enough of it apparently.
Except your own.
His own.
What if that's what it was?
It was just that there's something in your genetic code when you're a lesbian and too much pooh nanny just turns you into like a trans werewolf.
You wake up in a vagina hat.
Right.
Not a joke!
And then you're in charge of our economic policy.
So, hey, really quickly, because I have no idea if we're still on YouTube, the best way to tune in, live, Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.
Eastern.
You can watch it here on YouTube.
If we're not on YouTube, we will let you know if we are not streaming.
That's why you need to follow us on all social media, but we are available on Rumble and, of course, Mug Club, where today we'll be doing an extra 45 minutes to an hour.
So, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
Eastern, regardless of what Susan Wojcicki says, I just want to be clear.
All right.
Handsome woman.
Yes.
Yes.
It is May!
There's so much trouble today.
This is apt.
And just wait till I get to the nationalism.
Well.
Hey, take a guess.
What country do you think I believe is the best country in the world?
Denmark.
Sweden.
Well, more important than which country is good is that India sucks.
So.
Sorry.
I mean, when I say India sucks, I mean inferior.
I mean, fewer people want to immigrate to India because it sucks.
There's some fantastic, wonderful people, but, uh, you know.
Yeah.
Fun poop games?
Some.
Some.
I'm sure the same ratio of decent people as in any country.
Well, like any country on the planet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But for some reason, the overwhelming output of the country is suck.
A lot of great ones come here.
Yes.
Yes, they do.
I like how there's a bathroom literally everywhere.
It's true.
It's true.
There's no searching.
Very convenient.
Very convenient, yes.
No holding it in.
They must have very healthy bladders.
Yes.
Here they are doctors, and there they are... We get it.
Turn it to a man.
He's a child.
He's our kind of child.
That's his only job, his fart button.
Yes.
And Joe Biden, but I repeat myself.
Same difference.
He is the Babe Ruth of the fart button.
Matter of fact, sometimes before he pushes it, he goes... And some kid with cancer in the hospital is like, that's not what I wanted.
So, Norway's Postal Service, Posten.
I don't know.
They made an ad called When Harry Met Santa.
And I know what you're thinking.
Like, well, that's...
It's exactly what you're thinking.
It's about celebrating gayness with a Santa who appears like he might be one of the visions from Thinner.
Oh, good.
So let's watch this right now, in case you haven't seen this.
Merry Christmas.
We can't just... hold on, before we go to this...
People always say, like, well, what's your solution?
Well, what's your response?
How about we just don't have blatantly homosexual Santa?
That's all.
I'm not suggesting anything else.
I'm just saying we don't need it.
He doesn't have to have two beards, you know, Mrs. Claus at home.
I don't want heterosexual.
I don't want to think of Santa and sex in the same sentence.
Right.
Unless he's banging Mommy.
Or Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Either that's a great role-playing song or a wonderful little medley about adultery.
Have you seen his body?
I mean, the way he eats.
That man hasn't had a good erection since the 50s.
Probably true.
Drinking all that oak.
Yeah.
That's why, well, that's why he's Cialis.
But Mrs. Claus' name is Alice.
He goes, Cialis!
Oh boy.
It's almost, it's almost there.
I can't see it.
Can you?
I taped it to a Popsicle stick.
Really?
You can shrink your... She just comes... Imagine being Santa Claus coming.
I'm like, you can go around the whole country in one night.
You can squeeze your body through a keyhole, but you can't...
Your sleigh tracks went right to that gay movie theater.
Yes!
Like, we didn't know what was going on in Brokeback Tundra.
Please!
Rudolph told me everything.
I wish you knew how to quit lying!
Um... Yeah, yes, yeah, right.
And leave a- Oh yeah, kids!
Leave a carrot out for Rudolph!
Yeah.
So this is, I'm just avoiding this because this is aimed at everybody, including children in Norway.
I would rather they be watching Let the Right One In.
That was a much better film.
Was it Norwegian or Swedish?
I don't care.
Let's go to the gay... I like the American version.
It was less pedo-y.
That's true.
Anyway, we can move on.
Or as they call it in Norway, Nermal.
Nermal, Nermal.
Nermal attraction.
Nermally wants an olden maiden.
26 over the hillin'!
More delay.
Here we go.
Let's watch Gay Santa for the Norwegian Postal Service.
This is where we are.
Heck yeah.
It starts off nice.
I have many packages to deliver.
I'll be back next year.
I've never lived in a house like this.
I can't hear the sleigh bells anymore!
Did Darren Aronofsky direct this?
Yes!
Did Santa die of AIDS?
And the boy.
Very dramatic.
I can't hear the sleigh bells anymore.
Did Darren Aronofsky direct this?
Did Santa die of AIDS?
When do the rock people come in?
Is that a shrunken head Christmas ornament?
Yep.
And Norwegian Billy Bob Thornton is... Yes.
Ew, a woman!
Oh, get away!
Gross!
He opens the door with his pants down.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were a boy.
I got some assistance this year, so I can be with you.
Um...
GAYYYYYY!
Is it just me or is Santa getting very thin?
Yeah.
Like North Poledelphia.
I hope in one of those boxes is a test.
No, no, no, no, no!
I hope he comes down my chimney with PrevPill.
Turns out he's just a homeless man sneaking into his house every year.
I'm not Santa.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait a minute.
I'm about to shake him like a bowl full of jelly.
Your beard tastes like another man.
Do you do this at every house?
Yes, I do.
I am Father Christmas.
I didn't know Santa delivered the porta-potties.
I was wondering why that beard looks so crunchy.
Hey, want to see that court case?
I have here all these dildos for Santa Claus!
It's called When Harry Met Santa.
I'll have what he's having.
Good news everybody!
Santa Claus is gay!
Santa's been to too many truck stops.
You should see what that guy does to the Easter Bunny when he comes to his house.
How many houses did you not visit when you were giving that guy a bath?
Hey, come on over here and sit on Harvey Milk and Cookies lap.
Oh, what?
Why are you ordering presents from somebody else?
You're Bang Santa.
You don't have an in?
Exactly!
You have the inside lane!
Yeah, he knows what you want.
He's got a harem of elves.
Why does Christmas have to be gay?
I don't understand why.
It's like it's the birth of Christ, okay?
Manger, okay?
Santa Claus, a saint.
Right?
Saint.
We understand this.
He's a Saint.
Saint Nicholas.
There's a story.
He gave up all of his belongings.
And of course, Saint Nicholas probably looked more Turkish, if you understand.
But then, you know, we turned him into a Dutch white guy.
But now he's got to be... Everything has to be gay!
Every single thing.
I'll be honest, he looked more Turkish there.
He did, he just looked like a homeless man.
He did, he just looked like a bum that walked in and was like, kiss me.
He's like Santa?
Just grab his sleigh bells, tickle them, rim rim rim Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Hehehehe Jingle balls, jingle bells
Hehehehe Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus
Oh no!
Oh no!
Run!
Santa baby.
Give him the aim.
Santa gaby.
Come down my chimney tonight.
I saw daddy blowing Santa Claus.
While mama cried upstairs.
Oh, horny night.
Santa has a boner.
Santa's not roasting.
Fall on your knees.
I can't listen to Christmas music anymore.
Santa's nuts roasting on an open fire.
On the third day of Christmas Santa gave to me a penis.
I just wanted to pause for as long as I could.
We don't want to catch AIDS!
Come on!
Come on!
Frosty the blowman was used and torn and brown.
On the second day of Christmas Santa gave to me HIV.
Five Chinese cock rings.
That's when they just put the magic hat on for us, like, hey kids, happy, and I'm being screwed.
What?
Oh no.
I thought that was a corncob pipe.
In the streets of North Polydelphia.
Who don't want to take the case for political reasons?
That's right Santa, I don't.
Don't forget to put out your pink stockings this year.
Somebody's been riding too many candy canes.
Yes, I'm going to fill your distended anus with presents.
If you're not a good boy, I see an empty pussy hat by the fireplace.
He sees you when you're sleeping.
Oh, he does?
Oh, no!
The point is, there's nothing... Look, let's be honest about this.
There's nothing wrong with creating confusing sexualization for children, which is completely unnecessary.
Sex doesn't need to be brought into Santa.
No.
Not at all.
Santa doesn't need to be grooming little kids for decades, apparently, too.
I don't even think he has sex with Mrs. Claus.
Did you see what he did with that Coke bottle?
I like how he's showing the guy magic.
And the guy's like, well, I can't wait to do you.
I've waited all year.
Watch me make your pants disappear!
Look at how I'm undoing your fly with magic.
Look!
Look!
No consent up my sleeves!
You're on the naughty list.
Yes.
And Santa likes it that way.
We've ruined everything.
Yep.
Pretty much.
Just look at the candy cane forest.
Streaky.
So.
That guy waits all year long for a hookup.
Yeah.
The guy's crying.
Like, I'm sorry, you're not bonding with him.
It's quite literally a one-night stand.
He's like, oh, when will Santa Claus come back to me?
Well, I'm sure he's gonna bang you next 24th.
You don't need to get bent out of shape over it.
But that's the only time Santa can think of an excuse to leave the house for Mrs. Claus.
Yeah, I gotta go deliver all those presents.
It's like, what, you couldn't do the 23rd?
Right.
So how long is it going to take you to deliver presents to every kid in the world?
I don't know!
It's my cross to bear!
I'll see ya!
But why are you wearing glitter?
It's getting the spirit!
You must have eaten a brownie.
**laughter** **laughter**
Alright.
Do you need chocolate chips?
I'm not going to be mature about this.
There's no reason to be.
No, there's no reason to be.
There's absolutely no reason to be.
Like, what am I going to... I don't care.
We're 20 minutes in and it's been nothing but gay Santa jokes.
Well, that's their fault.
I didn't make the commercial.
I would only have done it as a joke.
They did it in seriousness.
Next year, he's just gonna bang an M&M.
Yeah, next year.
He doesn't exist.
No, no!
Yeah, next year.
They do exist.
Yeah, they exist.
And it hurts!
He's just holding two M&Ms together like a butt.
They just scream.
They do melt in your mouth and not in your hands.
Yeah.
I also melt.
I mean my heart!
Give me 30 seconds.
You melt my heart!
Oh my gosh.
But only once a year because that's how it works.
Because I'm Sen.
Seriously, seriously, let's get rid of the gay thing.
Sen is a piece of shit.
He really is.
He can't call the guy in October.
You're not going to invite him to the North Pole?
Hang out?
This guy's waiting with gifts?
Do you have any idea how much of the field he's playing?
Probably every elf at the North Pole he's just not into you.
He's just not into you.
You're like, what did I do wrong?
Dude, the guy can pause time and fit in anywhere he wants to.
That's not the only place he's stopping to have gay sex.
Dirty he was, like, his clothing was all ragged.
He's been everywhere.
He's been in chimneys.
That's at least the 38th guy he's seen that day.
And he's like, ooh, magic, every single time.
It's the same trick.
Exactly.
Well, you know what?
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
No.
There's so much.
No, I like that he's doing a take your nose trick to a man he's gonna blast.
You're not gonna need that nose.
Boop boop boop!
Honk!
Wait, where's the honk?
Goose!
Just clearing the chamber.
That's for me to know and you to find out.
Some guy just grabs his stocking, it's just leaking.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna get in trouble.
No, we're not.
That's totally... That one's appropriate.
This deserves... I don't know.
You guys comment.
I'm sorry.
Did we go off the rails too quickly?
I have a lot to get to, but I think this deserves to be lambasted.
Yeah, it deserves the scorn.
It's just a giant box of some kind of pudding.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What is this?
Weird.
So strange.
This is just bizarre.
Well, you know what?
I shouldn't question his ways.
He's the magic man.
He's got magic hands.
That's the best trick he can do is got your nose.
Got your nose.
Got your immune system.
Get tested.
Oh no!
I'm kidding, but I'm not.
I thought my belly didn't shake like a bowl full of jelly and I was wondering what these sores were.
That's one for you.
I've got a box of your dad's forgiveness, just like you wanted.
I'm kidding.
There's nothing in there.
It's in the box!
You have to reach in for your forgiveness.
Like Mickey Rooney with a popcorn bucket.
Sorry, Mickey Rooney, not Mickey Rooney.
Mickey Rourke.
Mickey Rooney?
Mickey Rooney.
Oh, original popcorn bucket!
I was going to say, don't sully the good name of Mickey Rooney.
Original popcorn bucket!
No penis!
Original bucket!
Hurry, go that way!
Mickey Rooney popcorn trick.
I'm sorry.
You're making too much noise!
How do I go down there?
You're eating bucket now!
Don't go to the movies with Mickey Roo.
All right, speaking of this, this wonderful Christmas season, time for a little more Yuletide logs.
Elliot Page, formerly known as Ellen Page.
Yeah, terrible actress.
Broke the internet yesterday with this selfie in the mirror.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Let's bring it up again.
Is Santa giving him something?
The good thing, though, is that Ellen Page also found a brave and beautiful job, so there's that.
What did I say?
Elliot.
Elliot.
What did I say?
Elliot?
Son of a...
Elliot.
Son of an Ellen.
Well, look.
He was talking about the former talk show host who abuses her staff.
It was a horrible person.
As opposed to her endocrinologist.
As opposed to Santa who abuses his staff.
As opposed to Elliot who abuses himself.
No, no, no, no.
No, that's not, get it right.
Santa doesn't abuse his staff, he abuses your staff.
Oh no, that ripped.
I could part the Red Sea with that thing.
Speaking of Red Sea, I should stop.
Here's the thing with Ellen Page, and this is not a joke, you know how, like Caitlyn Jenner, when Caitlyn Jenner becomes a woman, it's a stereotype of a woman.
When Bruce Jenner becomes Caitlyn Jenner, it's just, oh, I'll put on a dress and makeup and look, oh, brave and beautiful, something that would be considered a sexist archetype.
Same thing when you have Ladies, females, who become, identify as men, they don't, like, become just a, just like a male pastor, or just a, you know, a male utility man.
They become Chaz Bono with a chin strap and the guy taking Geraldo Rivera douche pics in the mirror.
And by the way, Ellen Page, Elliot Page, is 5'1", I guarantee you.
Elliot Page does not weigh more than 90 pounds.
You wouldn't say brave and beautiful, you would think if it was any other guy that he has an eating disorder.
Let's stop being crazy.
Didn't Chaz Bono just become Joey Fatone?
Yeah, pretty much.
I thought that's what that was.
I think, I'm not sure that Guy Fieri is a different person.
I don't think it is.
His name spells fat one.
I mean, he was the fat one.
Oh, poor guy.
Yeah.
You know what?
I see him on every other Hallmark Christmas movie.
That's true.
I'm in Melissa Joan Hart OOP.
The thing about Melissa Joan Hart, I have nothing against her personally, but I want to throw her out a window.
Just because of the acting.
Everything with Melissa Joan Hart!
Hey Tilda!
How am I always this surprised?
Just stop being a thing.
Do you know that there's like three Hallmark Channels now?
Really?
I'm not kidding.
Apparently so many people love terrible Christmas movies.
There's three Hallmark Channels?
Three Hallmark Channels.
Can someone confirm this in chat?
I think it was on YouTube TV or something like that.
He's very forthcoming about it.
Yeah, I know.
I was like, yeah, that was another Hallmark.
He was like, yeah, paid for my house in Spain.
Bye!
I'd play a waiter in a Hallmark movie, I don't care.
Oh, did you?
No.
I would, though.
They shot one in Grand Rapids.
Oh, yeah, I'd be happy to be in one.
You shot a waiter in Grand Rapids?
No, they shot a Hallmark movie in Grand Rapids, and they didn't even shut down the town.
They didn't even let people know they were filming or ask for releases.
Nobody cares!
They were just like, what are those cameras doing around Rosa Parks' skating rink?
Like, just don't worry about it.
Okay, let me move right on.
So let's go right on here to the Twitter CEO.
So this is important because we actually caught something exclusive yesterday.
Before anyone else has sort of reported on it.
Jack Dorsey.
And I want to know if you think this is going to be the end of Twitter.
People have been sort of foreshadowing that for a while.
But it hasn't gotten any better and it's still around.
Twitter is the least in touch with real life of all the social media platforms.
It really is celebrities and politicians.
It's a little different than say even Instagram.
Yeah.
Or once upon a time, YouTube or Facebook.
Twitter just seems to be every trend is the worst kind of echo chamber.
So yesterday we covered that Jack Dorsey was resigning and he named his successor.
We have some more information now, but we pulled this up yesterday live.
Parag Agrawal.
I'm just going to call him Parag from now on.
Parag.
Parag, yeah.
And we found this crazy old tweet of his.
Here's a clip from yesterday's show.
One quick update too for the Dorsey story.
Earlier today it was announced that he was expected to resign.
He posted, I resign from Twitter.
His successor is a guy named Parag Agarwal.
We found a good tweet from him.
If they're not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?
Oh, well, new leader of Twitter.
How about that?
I forgot that I did that because you see that the folks at Media Matters said on YouTube, Steven Crowder links Islam and extremists.
Huh?
I was quoting his tweet!
No, that was him!
Oh well.
Hope you enjoy them Soros checks.
They do.
They do like it.
They're in the attic!
So, Agrawal, he was Twitter's former chief technology officer.
This morning he was named CEO because he is Jack Dorsey's most fitting successor!
And Twitter, uh...
Banned sharing photos of private individuals without their consent.
And videos.
Yeah.
The morning after he was named CEO.
Do I have this right?
Surprising.
Immediate?
Immediate.
What?
Like first course of action?
Pretty much.
Bro.
And here's something, too, that you need to understand.
Before I get into the reason for this, on YouTube there's something called dual party and say and this is all about the United States of America and people have no respect for it in positions of authority of companies that are more powerful than governments who are appealing to international interests but benefit from section 230 under the guise of being a digital town square.
I want to be very, very clear.
If this sounds nationalistic and it pisses you off, that's because it is.
It has nothing to do with race and everything to do with the fact that this country is better than other countries, especially as it applies to freedom.
An example of this.
Single-party versus dual-party consent laws.
These are states where you can record someone without their permission, okay?
Most states are single-party consent laws.
I believe there are 11 that are dual-party consent laws.
If you didn't have single-party consent laws, you wouldn't be able to do investigative journalism.
No one could ever be caught in corruption.
You wouldn't have a Watergate.
You wouldn't have, people will say, but Project Veritas has some great examples, but basically every single uncovering of corruption, be it through media or Me Too, you look at the audio tapes there, some audio tapes were used, there was evidence used against Bill Cosby.
In other words, how do you catch criminals without single party consent laws, especially
if you're afraid of being charged simply for trying to expose criminality?
So this is important because, and I want to go to jail really quickly, but on YouTube
we've had this as an example before in the past where we would do videos on the street
and we would get consent from people.
Now you don't even need to because we were performing these in single party consent states.
Then people would go to YouTube and say, I want that removed.
Even if they were at a public protest where there is no expectation of privacy.
So, they would remove those.
We said, okay, if we get consent, sure, fine.
Then we showed YouTube consent sometimes, and I said, people can remove their consent afterwards.
Kind of like how they view rape.
And so, what happens is, as long as your content doesn't fit what they deem to be acceptable, guess what?
They can remove it the second anyone changes their mind.
That's not how laws work.
The reason we have single-party consent laws in the United States is because of freedom.
And because it serves to keep those in power accountable.
It's the reason that a lot of other countries do not.
Gerald.
So just a practical real world example, you would have never seen anything on Twitter and probably other social media platforms if they adopt this about Kyle Rittenhouse.
You would have never seen the video for yourself to see that he was defending himself and all you would have had to go on was White racist travels across state lines and attacks a BLM protester or two, and that's it.
So we don't want to violate the privacy of the individual.
You mean the pedophile?
That's correct, yes.
Yeah, pretty much.
Seriously, you wouldn't have seen it.
He's one of ours.
And what parameter are we using to label private individual?
Is it the law or is it just Twitter's law?
This is the problem is they don't follow the law and then they create their own rules even though they benefit from the law.
This is the problem.
Look, when people say go out and start your own, I used to be a libertarian.
And then I realize it doesn't work when you have people who have lobbyists, when you have people who are in bed with the government, and they're not beholden to the same laws that you are.
All I want with social media is for them to be beholden to the same laws as everyone else.
if you're going to benefit from Section 230, which basically allows you to eliminate all
liability based on whatever's on your platform because you are not an editor.
You are not a publisher.
But if it's an open platform, then it has to be an open platform.
The first step is making them decide, and I'm tired of Republicans who, when they were
in power, did nothing.
You guys are no longer our friends.
It was the most important issue that you could have taken care of, and you didn't because you wanted to be in the Cool Kids Club.
So, they remove photos, private individuals now without their consent.
This is the Twitter explanation.
Immediately after this, new guy becomes CEO.
As part of our ongoing efforts to build tools with privacy and security at the core, we're updating our existing private information policy and expanding its scope to include, quote, private media.
Well, our existing policies and Twitter rules cover explicit instances of abusive behavior.
That makes sense.
This update will allow us to take action on media that is shared without any explicit abusive content, provided it's posted without the consent of the person depicted.
That's... Okay.
So, hey!
Hold on a second.
I now have John Edwards on tape saying that he was banging a pregnant woman while his wife was in the hospital with cancer, and it's on... Well, he didn't have his consent, and you're the one banned.
What a cool guy.
That's insane.
What can be the justification for this?
It gives them control over everything.
In other words, how can you prove that someone didn't give consent?
If they're on camera, let's say, willingly giving an interview, Twitter can just say, oh, you don't have consent.
Yeah.
We've determined that they didn't give you enough consent.
It just gives them control.
There are laws for this, so that hurdles have to be cleared, so that we, look, we have to abide by the rules on which we agree.
And we agreed to these rules, and you benefit from Section 230 being an open town square.
Now this guy, explicitly, he's the worst ever, because he doesn't even try and act Like he wants there to be an open dialogue or free speech.
He doesn't even want to pretend like it's an important component to Twitter.
This is as bad as Jack was.
I think we might be looking back going, remember the good old days of Dorsey?
I remember, you know, hair, beard guy, that guy, yeah.
The good old days.
Old Santa beard guy.
Old Santa beard guy.
Yeah, he was waiting.
He got the wrong schedule.
He was waiting on December 26th.
He gets Santa on Boxing Day.
He's like, I'm tired, let's get this over with, Jack.
Come on.
Santa, I won't cut this beard until you come back to me.
Yes.
Crap.
Oh, so kind of like a playoff beard, only gay.
Yes.
I'm gonna never wash it.
I'll never wash this beard.
Birds will live in this beard.
Yes.
Gay birds.
So let me give you some information on Agrawal.
In 2019, he purchased Fabula Artificial Intelligence for Twitter.
It's an AI sort of software.
It uses Snopes and PolitiFact to combat misinformation.
I'm going to get to how he describes misinformation.
But first, these are—and this is a problem with YouTube, by the way—they don't let you know who their consultants are on what's considered misinformation.
We don't know all of these people involved, we just know that it at least includes Snopes and PolitiFact.
Here's a reminder of how biased Snopes is with some of their lie fact-check ratings.
They rated Biden saying you're not going to get COVID if you get these vaccinations as correct attribution as opposed to what most should consider false.
Are you saying that yes, he said that?
I didn't think that was the point of your site.
If I came on to this show right now and without this context said, hey, get the vaccine and you can't get COVID.
Banned.
Banned, and Snopes and PolitiFact would advocate for me or you being banned.
The President says it, and I don't think it was malicious.
I think he's semi-retarded.
He says it, and it's just fact-checked as, oh, it's correct attribution.
Of course we're attributing the crazy-asshole quote to the crazy-asshole former Vice President.
That's not the question!
That's not your job!
His brain's just melting.
Here's something else.
You want to think about how perverse this is?
In May of 2021, Snopes published an article claiming that the definition of anti-vaxxer had never changed because they were being challenged.
So they said, we never changed the definition of anti-vaxxer.
Right, right, yeah.
Unless you check.
They changed it in October.
They changed it in October.
They absolutely did change the term anti-vaxxer.
Now, they lied about changing it, just to be clear, Snopes, and I'm going to get back to the Twitter CEO, but this guy proactively decided to involve these people.
Show me your friends.
By the way, I guess I still have a fact check that says it hasn't changed.
There have been no subsequent fact checks on this.
And here's the October 1st, 2021 definition of anti-vaxxer.
A person who opposes vaccinations or laws that mandate vaccinations.
But now here's the new one, because that's bad enough.
It used to be a person who opposes vaccines.
Then they changed it to a person who opposes the use of vaccines or regulations mandating vaccination.
So this is what I say when people say you're a climate denier.
This is what that means.
If you say, hey, the Earth is warming.
Okay.
Hey, I think it could have negative effects.
Okay.
Hey, I think humans may be contributing to it.
Yeah.
I don't think there's a chance in hell that AOC's five-page Green New Deal is going to fix it.
Climate denier!
So, right here, you could say, hey, I'm pro-vaccination.
Okay.
Hey, I'm vaccinated.
Okay.
Hey, I'm even pro-this, not vaccine, but mRNA injection.
You could say, I even think people should get it.
Sure.
I don't think that it should be mandated.
Ah!
Anti-vaxxer!
According to Snopes.
Who's the extremist?
Just keep moving the goalposts.
Just keep changing the definition.
We changed the definition of vaccines, so we should be able to change this one, too.
Yeah, that's true.
It's a therapeutic, I think.
Well, we also changed the definition of man.
Well, we changed the definition of a man-woman.
Right.
ManBearPig is one.
As he's known now, St.
Nicholas.
What world are we living in?
Bluesky.
To find a head for Project Bluesky.
This was what he was tasked with.
Let me read you how they describe Project Bluesky, just so you know who this new Twitter... Bluesky.
Bluesky.
I'm reading it like a Polish name.
Is that Polish?
I'm John Bluesky.
The first one was written with an I!
Yeah, Bluesky.
Hey, Johnny Bluesky.
Want to get a brewski with Bruce?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hit the admonish button.
Hit the admonish button.
Yeah.
Admonish.
If you don't do this, if you don't admonish me in the comment section, I don't want you as a fan.
Oh.
Bluesky.
Talking about bluesky.
Bluesky outside.
Project Blue Sky, 0.0.
We're all now dumber.
Yes.
Does everyone count with an I?
So Project Blue Sky.
Satisfying?
I'm not.
An independent team of open source architects, engineers, and designers to develop an open and decentralized standard for social media that would help better control abusive and misleading information on its platform.
Now you read that and you're like, okay, abusive, I got it.
Misleading, Who's going to be the arbiter of what is considered misleading?
Well, here's a 2020 interview from an MIT technology review with the new CEO, Agrawal.
Here he is commenting on free speech and misinformation.
And if this doesn't send chills down your spine, Somebody in the audience is also pointing out that you're trying to combat disinformation.
You also want to protect free speech as a core value and also in the U.S.
as the First Amendment.
How do you balance those two?
Our role is not to be bound by the First Amendment, but our role is to serve a healthy public conversation.
And our moves are reflective of things that we believe lead to a healthier public conversation.
The kinds of things that we do to work about this is to focus less on thinking about free speech, but thinking about how the times have changed.
One of the changes today that we see is Speech is easy on the internet.
Most people can speak.
Where our role is particularly emphasized is who can be heard.
Deciding who is going to get heard or which voices should get more attention is just as fraught a question as which voices should be suppressed.
That's exactly right.
I think the notion of centralized content moderation, centralized algorithms, is long-term really, really challenging.
Here's the thing.
It's not.
It's not.
Let me be really clear.
People say you're being reductive.
Yep.
You think the Founding Fathers didn't foresee this?
Here in the United States, here in the United States, we have the First Amendment for a reason.
It still applies to the printing press.
It still applies to your iPhone, your computer.
He says to have a healthier dialogue.
Nope!
The only way ever to have a healthy dialogue is to allow a dialogue, period.
Do you know how I know?
Because there are no healthy dialogues in any country outside of the United States.
You bitch about division, I bitch about people being arrested for saying the wrong thing, or like our friend who was put before a human rights tribunal and then ultimately the Supreme Court in Canada for a joke.
This matters because I don't know if you detected As Joe Biden would say, a slight Indian accent there.
But he does come from a country, India, where they don't have free speech.
This is a man in charge now of an American company that is given the benefits of reduced liability, Section 230, meaning it has to be an open platform without censorship.
That's the law, just like a utility.
Your phone can't stop you from even talking with your Klansmen buddies to the four people who are still Klansmen.
So, India's constitution, though, where this man is from, where this man was raised, where this man was first educated, has no right to free speech.
Let me read you the constitution.
This right, however, is not absolute and it allows the government to frame laws to impose reasonable restrictions in the interest of sovereignty and integrity of India, security of the state, friendly relations with foreign states, public order, Decency and morality and contempt of court, defamation and incitement to an offense.
Look there, you have decency and morality, public order.
That's very, very broad.
And by the way, it's specifically so it's broad in how it can prohibit speech.
Yeah.
But it's also very specific in the speech that it will ban.
So, in other words, it's, hey, we're going to ban this and whatever else might be, you know, a problem for public decency.
Which, by the way, in the United States, the left says, hey, don't push your religion, don't push your politics on me, pal.
When it comes to India, however, it's all eat, pray, love.
It's wonderful.
Well, how do they treat women?
You see how he's doing the end run too, right?
So to go after the Second Amendment, they said, okay, we can't outlaw your guns, but we can make the ammunition cost so much, it becomes so hard to find that it's pointless at that point, right?
Right.
We can't take away your right to speak, but we can take away your right to be heard.
Right.
So you can say it all you want on your account, but no one will see it.
Right.
It's also a Chris Rock bit.
Yeah!
It really is.
It's make bullets $500 each, then you'll think about who you shoot.
You'll be like, can I get that back?
I mean, it's because it's a joke.
The problem with all this, though, is you can't have a conversation without allowing somebody to have an opinion.
But not everything somebody says should be a fact based in endless amount of research.
That's the point.
also don't want fact-based and endless amount of research.
Unless it sides with that.
Yeah, because they suppress evidence as it relates to vaccines or you know the fact that
men are genetically different from women, they ban people for saying that, they banned the
Hunter Biden laptop story. I would say a hard drive full of pornography, incestuous texts,
and international crimes would count as evidence and they decided they were going to remove it.
So, let's just be really clear.
They're not doing this.
And notice, he didn't say.
He did not mention truth.
And I'm going to get to what this new... What's his name?
Arawal?
I don't know.
I'm going to get to how he defines truth.
It's even worse than you're thinking.
But again, back to the Indian Constitution.
It matters.
Because this is where this man was raised.
He may not understand why the United States is different, and I'll tell you why I think that.
Most Americans don't.
You take it for granted.
As someone who was raised in Canada, I know the fear of speaking out in ways that could be deemed offensive.
By the way, dressing up in black, doing blackface, it's not offensive, provided you've done it nine times and you're the Prime Minister.
So, the Constitution in India specifically prohibits speech that, quote, Promotes or attempts to promote disharmony or feelings of enmity, hatred, or ill will because different religious, racial, language, or regional groups or communities, or, speech, commits any act which is prejudicial to the maintenance of harmony between different religious, racial, language, or regional groups or castes.
So, look, it's very broad, it's very clear.
They can ban any speech that they don't like at any time and now Twitter can ban any video or picture that it doesn't like at any time under the guise of, oh, you don't have consent.
The law doesn't say you need consent to videotape someone committing a crime.
Cast?
Defund the police and disarm the citizens of their ability to police their neighborhoods.
Man, we shouldn't have cops.
We should watch our own neighborhoods.
Well, you can't film them committing a robbery.
Imagine Donnie Brosco just being like, listen guys, is it cool if I record all this?
I just want to make sure this is alright with you guys.
Ah, they shot another one of us.
Well, I know this is a sexual consent app, I just made it into this consent.
How did you know Donnie was recording you?
Well, first I saw the giant recorder, and then I saw the Circuit City receipt that was the equivalent to nine miles long.
Then he asked me to sign a waiver before he recorded us.
It was really bad work.
Yeah, you might be recorded and put in jail.
Is that okay?
That's fine.
I guess.
I mean, look.
Rules is rules.
Here's the thing, these caveats are often employed by the government.
In India, you could say, well, that's written there, but has it ever applied?
Well, in Canada, it's been applied.
I can tell you that from a friend who's been on the show, who for a joke, wasn't even racist or sexist, by the way, it was just an offensive joke.
In India, 2018, a singer was arrested for singing at a protest against the Prime Minister.
This year, a priest was arrested for statements that were deemed critical of the ruling pro-Hindu party.
Is that not terrifying?
It is.
It's terrifying that, here's the thing, if you live in the United States, you are not aware of the cold, dark world that everyone else knows.
All the shit that you say, and I mean the stupid shit, the idea of destroying the patriarchy and that men and women are biologically interchangeable, that even you shouldn't have to change your hormone levels to compete in the International Olympic Committee, all the stupid stuff that you say.
Donald Trump's a Nazi.
You're free to say that here in the United States.
You can't even critique the pro-Hindu ruling party in India without the threat of being arrested.
And I know someone right now who'll say, well, I critique them and I... Well, look, that's anecdotal, okay?
That doesn't matter.
Also, pick up your yoga mat.
And it was a priest who said it.
Right.
Do you see the priests arrested in Canada because of COVID?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or, I guess, reverends, pastors?
Pulled out of their churches?
It happened in California as well.
Yeah.
I mean, let's not act like this stuff doesn't travel.
Not as severe, because there's federal recourse for things.
No, no, no, I know.
But not in these countries.
Yeah, thank God it does here, but they're still trying to do it.
At what point does this big tech movement, though, take over everything?
Take over laws of the land.
I don't know, Dave.
Look behind you.
It almost acts like a shadow government at this point.
It does.
It affected this election.
And I don't mean the safest and most secure election of all time.
I'm not even talking about changing the election rules in violation of state constitutions.
I'm talking about that we know statistically, people said when they were polled, and maybe Mission Control can bring this up, it's been a while since I brought it up, but people said, oh, if I'd have known about the Hunter Biden story, yeah, that probably would have affected my vote.
It was enough to change the election.
Just to be clear.
It's just disgusting what a self-centered bunch of power hungry.
It's not even about being rich anymore.
It's just this disgusting level of what I would consider to be psychopathic.
Yeah, I would consider it.
They're all patting themselves on the back saying, we're doing a good job Dave, we're removing hate.
Oh yeah, by having the most hateful platform I've ever seen in my life.
This will be one of those things where it's not enforced equally.
Nothing will brighten your day like reading a tweet about you.
If you're really feeling on the ouch, just go to the YouTube comments section.
That'll put some pep in your step.
Yeah, that'll make you feel good.
Yeah, you'll feel like gay Santa before you know it.
I think they put a YouTube terminal in on the suicide bridge.
Go ahead and read about yourself a little bit.
If you're on the fence about jumping, go for it.
And by the way, this is something none of us live in a fantasy world.
I understand that allowing free speech allows for some horrible people to say horrible things.
Yeah, that's the point.
You know what people say, well what's your answer to that?
Them's the breaks.
That's it!
Them's the breaks!
Yeah, you learn to just ignore it.
And you go, ah, these people like me.
This guy, for some reason, wants to wear me as a shirt.
Do you know what the guys who wrote this were dealing with right after they wrote it?
People saying, British rule is right.
We should go back to Britain.
We should be ruled by other... Do you understand that there was still another war coming, and they had to deal with people freely saying this country should exist?
These millennials, CEOs, they know better than the founding fathers.
It's true.
Just deal with it, Gerald.
Just put yourself in their shoes and understand.
I know better than you!
Can you wrap your penis around a ballstaff?
Shut up!
Shut up!
Do you know how to spell cow?
G-O-D.
Eat, pray, penis, ballstaff.
Can I get a burger?
Oh, that's offensive.
Oh, this is so much more offensive.
Now doing a voice, they want you to think that it's like blackface, but I tell them they can go fuck themselves.
I am so glad that Hank Azaria no longer does it.
Yes, my people will no longer live under the thumb of the man who does the voice for Mayor Quimby.
It was a stain on our people's history for millennia.
Problem solved.
My friend Davey Neal, who I grew up with, their dad was Indian, and he used to make me do that voice every night at dinner.
Because he loved it!
He thought it was so funny, because he was from India.
I was watching... This is a very new thing.
Like, Blackface, we understand.
Particularly as it relates to a minstrel show.
No, I don't think that Jimmy Fallon was racist for doing Chris Rock Blackface.
It was his friend.
I don't think that Jimmy Kimmel was racist. I think that they knew what they were wading
into. I think Howard Stern was blatantly racist when he said that stinky, smelly n-word about Whoopi
Goldberg and blackface. I thought that that was, it wasn't funny. And it just like, I was
like, ah, you know what? Maybe you shouldn't have done that one. But it's very recent that they want you
to feel like doing voices is racist.
It's insane.
Well, it's not, it's not. I won't play by it. No regrets.
No, the funny part is like the thank you, come again thing is like, oh,
so you're making fun of a group of people that own a small business. That's usually
That's the whole stereotype.
It's like, oh, a lot of Indian guys own 7-Elevens and convenience stores.
Oh, you mean they're doing well?
Yeah, that's a negative stereotype now.
It's called the American dream.
Yeah.
Or they came here and they work in one for a long time before they become, I don't know, a doctor?
Like, if an Indian doctor comes in, I'm like, alright, I'm in good hands.
If a white doctor comes in, I'm like, can you go get an Indian?
Was this a diversity quota, Mr. White?
Bangladeshi, I don't care.
You know, like two creams and a coffee.
Can you get me that?
Something?
Right around there?
On the color scale?
Kind of a mocha finish.
Darker.
No, I mean, I like you.
Yeah, but I can see your blue veins in your forearms.
You look like that bitch from Pixar's Brave.
You know what I'm talking about?
I don't think you can fix my condition.
We only have a female Indian doctor.
Yeah, that's fine.
Any Indian doctor.
Compassion.
Deal.
Just get out.
Done.
So let me read you here from the same MIT interview.
Were you about to say something?
I was just going to say, following up on your Biden-esque, a bunch of surveys were taken and it's anywhere from like 1 in 10 Biden voters wouldn't have voted for him to 1 in 6.
Wow.
Surveyed.
So 10%, or I don't do the fractions, what's 1 in 6?
Is that 17%?
17%.
So on the low end, 10% fewer voters for Biden.
17%? 17% I said. So on the low end 10% fewer voters for Biden, on the high end 17% fewer
votes for Biden. Just from that one story.
Stephen, did he win by more than 10% in a lot of these swing states?
I'm just curious.
Oh, in the swing states?
No, absolutely not.
No, no, no.
Okay, yeah.
No, no.
I mean, he could go on telling every Swedish masseuse that he won the popular vote for the rest of his life, like Al Gore, but he wouldn't have won the election.
He would not be the former vice president.
No, he would not be the former vice president.
Okay.
So let me get back to this part.
During that same MIT interview, when asked to define misinformation, Agrawal said this, Defining misinformation is really, really hard.
No, it's not.
As we learn through time, our understanding of truth also evolves.
No, it doesn't.
So, we've focused way less on what's true and what's false.
Kind of the whole point of determining misinformation.
We've focused way more on potential for harm as a result of certain content being amplified on the platform without appropriate context.
Like looking at someone who was a woman for her entire life winning an Academy Award, now taking a picture of Raisinette albino nipples and saying, oh, that's her!
That's more harmful.
Our definition of truth also evolves!
No.
Now, this is something that's very under addressed.
The understanding of truth does not evolve.
That's why I hate the term, my truth.
There is the truth.
Now, your understanding of information... My truth is just a lie.
It's just a lie, yeah.
In aggregation, our ability to disseminate information, to determine exactly what is correct, what is the truth, we have more tools at our disposal to be able to more accurately assess the truth.
However, if you're not using those tools With your North Star being how to most accurately assess and disseminate truth, those tools actually become clubs against the truth.
That's what's happening here.
Our understanding of truth has evolved.
Really?
How so?
Truth is You mean to say there's no absolute truth?
Oh, that's a slippery slope that we all want to slide down.
Right, of course.
Kind of like, well, hey, we don't know if the Hunter Biden laptop story is true.
Well, here's the confirmation.
Oh, we don't want to look at it, so we're just going to ban it.
I'd like to direct you to another tweet.
Here's Donald Trump's illegally leaked tax returns.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
That's aces.
Or Seth Meyers, one of the two.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, wait, Donald Trump said peacefully and patriotically protest?
Ah, it doesn't matter, we're gonna ban him.
What about the Ayatollah?
Seems like a good chap.
January 6th, the most violent day in history.
Most violent day ever.
But Kenosha was, you know, Kyle Rittenhouse went down looking for trouble.
Well, and there was a car that did some things, you know, so.
Well, the car drove itself into some people.
Yes, the car drove itself.
We now have a problem with SUVs.
I mean, pretty soon we won't even have sedans.
You've seen the movie, Christine.
Oh, we all have.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Scary.
Oh, the car, the Stephen King one?
I was thinking of Simone.
The John Carpenter movie, good.
Simone was not.
No, no it was not.
I have a woman who's a robot!
I thought it was Sim 1.
Maximum Overdrive, it's not good but it's enjoyable.
Or The Car, it's also a great film.
By the way, what is that thing in India called that I'm trying to remember?
I think, Kevin.
Curry.
Was it called evening teasing?
Eve teasing?
What?
In India, for people who don't know, it's a practice.
It's a practice.
It's recognized law in India.
Yeah, eve teasing.
Eve teasing, where maybe you can read the definition.
And by the way, all references available at LotOfCurry.com.
I want to know where the Me Too people are, where women will get onto a bus and men are legally allowed to grope them.
Group grope!
I thought this was Santa Claus' thing earlier, the Eve teasing.
Come Santa Claus, come Santa Claus, now he's finished on me.
That was really fast.
There are horrific videos of Indian women getting raped on buses.
Horrific.
Eve teasing.
Explain to people the practice.
It's not even a greyhound and you'd assume so.
Why as a woman would you ever get on the rape bus?
Shouldn't have chosen spirit!
Well, I don't think you know it's a rape bus.
We make you check your carry-ons just so we know you are unarmed, EFTs, EFTs, EFTs, so tell them what it is.
Isn't rape in front of the word bus a bit redundant?
Yeah, it does seem redundant.
They say this is not the right bus.
Alright guys, I want to show people what is EFTs.
EFTs is a euphemism primarily occurring in Indian English used for public sexual harassment or sexual assault of women by men.
How dare you!
And what's the legal status of that there?
The legal status in India.
Yeah, because it's something that actually happens quite a bit,
and at the very least there are no legal ramifications, but it is a cultural practice.
Now here's the thing, what happens if you speak out against it?
Well, an EVE teasing is just, it's like saying the word flirtation.
Yes.
It's just a wave.
It's creepy as hell.
Unbelievable.
I've never even heard of this.
He said that it is illegal, but culturally it's still around.
Like, they don't... They don't please it?
Yeah, they don't please it.
You can find all these videos everywhere.
So it's frowned upon, basically.
It's frowned upon.
Listen, it is generally frowned upon, okay?
But if you play with a couple of fun bags on a greyhound, Uncle Vishnu's none the wiser!
I think the problem is it's not friend-upon.
It's illegal, but it's not friend-upon.
Well, you say tomato, I say grab her cans!
Unbelievable.
I say tomato, you say rape.
I say I want Biddy!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
She can do nothing!
I say we airdrop in some Walthers and let the ladies defend themselves.
Hey, that's a good idea.
You can call me your little stowaway!
More like soulless playing.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, look, you guys can run assertions.
My point is, if you just have a government in charge of what is allowed to be spoken and what is not, and more importantly now, if that is as a proxy to that, can you think of any government?
Go throughout all of human history.
Look at any empire, okay?
Look at the Romans, look at the Greeks, look at the Ottomans, look at the Mongols, look at the English Empire, okay?
Have any of them actually been more powerful than this conglomeration of Alphabet, which is Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon?
Because these people All ban speech or content at the same time.
That doesn't happen by accident.
They act like a group, like a school, like a pack.
Can you think of any government that has been more powerful on a global scale than this corporate oligarchy, effectively?
And honestly, this is very, very different.
It's only transpired in the last 10 years.
And here's what's even scarier, because when we were kids, you didn't have that.
When we were kids, you know, you had, like, people like, oh, that's that powerhouse of a company, uh, Milton Bradley.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, yeah, they made a killing on Don't Wake Daddy.
Now it's like, it's, it's, it's, these are, these are peanuts, right?
They're not even something they wouldn't even register.
Big radio flyer.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they really did well with Barrel of Monkeys.
Boy!
I wish I got in on that crown floor!
Whereas now, you have these guys, so ten years.
Yeah, ten years.
But now really in the last, what would you say, five, six years, you have the most powerful companies that have ever existed, more powerful than almost any empire that's ever existed, and now they're placing people at the heads of these companies who say, we don't believe in the First Amendment, we don't follow free speech, and our understanding of truth has evolved, and it's more important about reducing harm And making sure that the right people are heard.
And they never are held accountable in determining who the right people are in being heard.
And guess what?
That's not only how elections are changed, that's not only how your freedoms are eroded, but that's how evil, horrible people stay in power.
And then we wonder, when this corruption gets unearthed, how could Harvey Weinstein have done it?
I don't know.
Maybe people running interference for him, determining which voices deserve to be heard and which ones don't.
How could Hunter Biden have thrown a gun in a dumpster at a grade school, smoked Parmesan cheese, sexted his niece, and had sex?
How could Jeffrey Epstein have had a sex island at a rape shower?
I don't know.
Maybe for the same reason that the people who were running interference for him all along aren't covering the trial.
And we have the most powerful companies that have ever existed, and now in the last few years, they have selected There's no other way to say it.
Totalitarians.
Woke totalitarians in charge of what information is deemed acceptable and not.
So, I say, this new CEO of Twitter, you guys can let me know what you think, who's scarier, but I think we are going to look back fondly on the memories of little old communist Jack.
Jack Dorsey, it looks like it's time for you to close.
You are like a punk rock kid.
If you look at pictures of you back in the day, if you pulled up the sleeves, you have a tattoo.
I have a tattoo.
I would not go away from that.
I'm still a punk.
You famously eat once a day.
The first week you start doing it, it feels like you have a superpower.
We haven't done a great job.
What was amazing to me about the punk scene and why I got into it is because there was this confidence of I'm not going to go off and be shy about learning.
People have felt that I don't want to be on this platform anymore because I'm being harassed and abused and I need to get the hell out.
Well, people harass and abuse me all day and night.
You don't do anything about that.
I harass and abuse him all the time.
He was talking about me.
That's true.
That is true.
It's our thing.
I say, ho ho ho, have you been a good boy this year?
You've kept your beanie on for all recordings, haven't you?
By the way, having a nose ring does not make you punk rock, it just makes you a girl.
Yes.
Well, hey, that's a loaded term these days.
Hey, smash the like button if you're watching on YouTube right now.
Smash that like button.
Smash it.
I'm going to end right now with this.
Look, people got really mad at Rush Limbaugh when he said that he hoped Barack Obama failed.
Of course, he wasn't hoping that America fails.
He was hoping that Barack Obama failed to implement his agenda so that America could remain standing.
Parag Agrawal, I absolutely hope you fail in implementing every measure that is on the record, references available at LotOfCredit.com.
I hope you fail miserably, and I hope that people I hope that people rise up and tell you just how wrong you are.
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