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Oh man, it's been a wonderful, we've been gone here since Wednesday.
Happy belated Thanksgiving.
Yeah!
Turkey Day!
Or as I call it, the Wee One Day.
Yes.
Sorry not sorry day?
No, sorry not sorry.
Not at all.
You know, people were saying this at, you know, there were some protests.
People saying, we want our land back.
I go, oh, okay.
Which one?
Which tribe?
Do we go back to the Mohawks?
Do we go back to the Uruguay?
Are the Algonquin before them?
Do we go back to the Hurons?
Which one?
Oh, all of it?
Okay.
Are you sure you already spent those beaver pelts?
Yes!
Okay, give us our stuff back that we gave you in exchange for the land.
Our winters are robust!
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And I get very little service here on my 414 Pro.
So, we have a lot to get to today.
We just found out Jack Dorsey will be stepping down from the Twitter.
So, let me know.
We have some info for you on that.
That's why we're a little bit late.
Also, what I will be talking about today, and we were going to talk about this before the Kyle Rittenhouse stream kind of took over last week.
Is the idea that I do think we're closer to either a civil war or a breakup or secession than we've ever been at some—at any point in my lifetime, I think we'll see it in our lifetime.
Joe Louis, I'm starting the show.
I mean, jeez.
We're crying out loud.
He just wants a taste.
And the funny thing is, I'll show you some stats, I'll show you some clips from people, Ted Cruz to Sarah Silverman to, you have congressional, you know, men, women, Z's on both the left and the right who are talking about breaking up the United States.
What does that look like and who remains the United States versus who becomes America number two, working country title?
And I think you can guess where I line up, but I think it's important to talk about, because I will tell you this.
Look, I think we're at a point where it is undeniable that the left, liberals in the United States, don't like, they hate America.
You cannot be patriotic and be a current progressive.
I don't think it's possible.
I think it used to be.
I think JFK loved America.
I think even peanut farmer himself, Carter, to some degree, loved America.
We're at a point now where they are diametrically opposed.
Patriotism is seen as white nationalism.
It's seen as white supremacy.
Even if you're a black guy running for governor of California.
So I don't know what to do anymore.
Up is down.
Down is up.
And I don't know what I'm going to do without Jack Dorsey.
Before we get to all of that, Gerald A., how are you?
I am well.
How are you, sir?
I'm okay.
Good Thanksgiving?
Very good Thanksgiving.
Did you eat a lot of food?
I gained five pounds in 48 hours.
Nice.
Really?
Yes.
How is that even possible?
It's possible, my friend.
It's turkey season, bro.
What are you talking about?
It wasn't just turkey.
Apparently he had a second night of food.
I had a second night of prime rib.
Oh.
We made a prime rib.
That's awesome.
Most people understand their mistake and the day after, eat lighter.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
I steered into it.
You go hard.
Full tilt.
Good for the heart.
That's a good thing!
Good for the heart.
Quarter Black Garrett.
Speaking of heart!
What's going on?
Quarter Black Garrett at risk of myocarditis, but hopefully... I'm in a turkey coma right now.
I still can't.
I'm fluggish.
Oh, that's that tryptophan.
It is.
It is that amino acid tryptophan.
You gotta be careful with that tryptophan.
And he will be appearing at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, New Jersey this weekend.
Dave Landau, how are you, sir?
Ahoy!
Good!
You have a good Thanksgiving?
So much blood.
Really?
So if I eat your turkey, you eat my turkey?
No, it's great.
You're just the afterbirth, Landau.
Dave, did Detroit win this week at the Lions?
Yeah, they did!
No, what?
No, they didn't.
I was texting with Gerald.
They were up by one.
I was like, just hang on.
We're going to see how they... Literally one second left on the clock.
I was like, here we go!
We're now winning.
Well, sorry Detroit.
I know we have a lot of Detroiters who watch the show, but you dug your own grave.
And by the way, that's actually a name of one of your neighborhoods is Grave.
It's just Grave.
That's like as shocking as it turning into night.
You're like, oh, this never happens.
More shocked when it turns into day.
Hey, look, we're going to be talking about a lot, but We have no idea what's going to happen with YouTube, so the best way for you to watch this show is tune in Monday through Thursday, live, 10 a.m.
Eastern.
Today we start a little bit late.
We start at 10.30 Eastern because of the Jack Dorsey news, which we have here.
You can watch here, you can watch on Rumble, and you can watch, of course, on Mug Club, where we will be reading a whole BuzzFeed article today about plus-size people and how it affected the medical treatment they received.
Look forward to that!
Some of these are just hysterical.
I'm not even joking.
One of them involves a doctor prescribing washing yourself with a rag on a stick.
Like Bart Simpson?
Yes.
Yes.
And then someone said, this is horrible.
The best course of action is to complain about this at BuzzFeed.
As one does.
We can never do this segment on YouTube, that's my point.
All right, before we move on, we have to start with this.
The Left on TikTok, they're embracing the holiday season with, you know, you would think Yuletide.
Yeah, yeah.
You'd think maybe a little bit of holly, a little bit of mistletoe.
It's vaccine activism.
Oh geez.
Oh.
That sends those problems spinning.
Santa, won't you please bring the thing we really need?
Won't you please bring the next thing to me?
My ears are bleeding.
Yeah.
Yeah, well so will her heart.
🎵I just want the whole wide world rocking those sweet antibodies🎵
🎵When I can finally work I'll cry and say to COVID-19 goodbye🎵
Can someone get on a plane to South Africa?
Can we do that?
Why is lip syncing a talent all of a sudden?
No, she's not lip syncing.
No, that's her.
Really?
Yeah.
That's all her.
I mean, I believe you.
Yes.
It's something that we buy.
Uh, well, I don't even know what they mean.
Nice going through life as a whole.
Now it's the booster.
So what does she mean?
Is she asking for the boosters?
I'm not sure.
Have you noticed that?
That's also what Fauci's been saying.
The best course of action is the vaccine and the booster.
And they just move on like we all...
So, stop that part.
What, the part about the vaccine?
No, what else is it?
The part about I am the science?
No, what was it?
No, you know what you're doing.
I don't know.
What, the booster is a thing?
And that's what I'm talking about.
The vaccine?
You said booster!
Just like your car seat.
I take all my medical advice from, uh, slutty hoes on Instagram.
Yes.
I've always said that.
Why have doctors when I have Instagram?
Yep.
Or, uh, or, of course, a TikTok.
Yes.
That's true.
Because you can be spied on by wonderful people.
I'm sorry.
I forget what's what now.
Everything's terrible.
Everything is terrible.
I don't have a TikTok account.
Do you not?
No.
Well, the good thing is the Chiacoms can't spy on you.
Yep.
And you can follow us, by the way, all of us on Instagram.
You can, uh, you know, all of these places.
I don't know if I'm still on TikTok.
Hey, token on, am I still on TikTok or have I been banned?
You're still on TikTok, right?
Yeah, no, we're still on TikTok.
So we created a new account right after I was banned.
Is that the thing?
Yeah, I think we're on like number three.
There's a girl who lip syncs our entire show.
She puts up great numbers.
Oh, good for her.
Speaking of girls of no value, Billie Eilish begged her followers to refrain from eating turkey this Thanksgiving with this Instagram post of her cradling a turkey.
Do you have this there, Tokunawa?
It's overlay A. He's trying.
There it is.
Cradling a turkey.
Look at that.
She has that mask.
She wrote, turkeys are some of the most gentle creatures in the world.
Yeah, if you pose with one that's been sedated.
Yeah, I have a video of them surrounding my car in Minnesota.
I'm not even kidding.
Turkeys are pricks.
Wild turkeys are incredibly aggressive.
They're like Canadian geese.
They're not cool.
We should have let those go extinct.
There's a reason why we have to pardon them.
I don't even know why we still have them.
They're drier than chicken, larger, and meaner.
Let's just keep the dumb ones who taste more delicious.
And this year when they pared in the turkey, Kamala still had it killed.
Oh, come on.
Well, the Clintons did, by proxy.
They're gonna bring this turkey up in the Jelaine Maxwell trial.
And do you mean to say that you were in that shower?
How old were you?
Let the record show that the defendant said 14 years old.
That's prime pickin' age for a turkey.
And Prince Charles was your attacker.
She said 46 million of them are killed every Thanksgiving.
Well, that sounds like we could do better.
I know it's hard to change traditions, but just keep it in mind.
Well, we did.
And here's the thing, of course with the activism from the left, all of it, She just this is the look I get it if you want to help a
turkey Yeah, just like we talked about george floyd. We talked
about jacob blake talk about joseph rosenbaum or joe joe as mark ruffalo. Yes
She just so happened to pick a turkey with a rap sheet a mile long
So Hands up don't clock
That's the same turkey that's sitting in my car.
Is it?
Yes.
I recognize him anywhere.
Oh my gosh, you get a speedball on that turkey?
There's no telling what he can do.
I've never been attacked by turkeys before, like, on the ground.
Not like in your car, but like actually standing.
Oh yeah!
In northern Michigan, they will... I mean, I literally took my 9mm, I'm like, this is the most ridiculous thing in the world!
I'm aiming my Walther at a turkey!
This isn't a hunting firearm!
And it aimed an even bigger Walther right back at him.
What you got?
Feelin' froggy?
Step!
PCP?
That's not like Tryptophan.
No, it's not like Tryptophan at all.
They will come after you.
I was at a friend's house and he's like, oh yeah, just don't turn your back to them.
You turn your back, they chase after you.
You have to actually be aggressive towards them to get them to back off.
They're like the ghosts in Super Mario World and that shows Malice's forethought.
Are you going to Turkey's IY shut party?
For some reason he had like three turkeys on his property, and I'm like, this is ridiculous!
These things are gonna come after me!
We have a lot to ask you guys, but you can comment below.
Have any of you been attacked by turkeys?
It's just us.
I've been attacked by Canadian geese many, many, many times.
So have I. They're all over Belle Isle.
Oh yeah, they're all over Michigan.
Just trying to barbecue.
Why don't you get out of here?
Otherwise, you know what?
Goose could be on the menu.
And the Christmas Goose, Mother!
The Goose!
Does Detroit East still mess around?
I have a stigmatism.
You look fuzzy.
Oh yeah, Dave looks fuzzy.
I'm fuzzy?
He is fuzzy.
Well, he's a little fuzzy.
He had a busy Thanksgiving.
I thought it was just my ivory.
For people who are listening on audio right now, it's Dave's camera.
There we go.
Now we can see those pearly whites.
Beautiful.
Beautiful!
Absolutely beautiful.
Thank you.
Okay, this is just coming in right now.
Jack Dorsey.
And you know what?
I want to hear from you guys.
Comment below.
Hey, no, look.
Hey, Joe Louis.
This is the problem.
Oh, I got him moving.
Now he's going around.
Place.
Place.
Get over there.
Place, boss.
No, stop me.
Place right here.
Alright, you know what, guys?
I'm sorry.
Can someone come in here and grab Joe Louis today?
I think he just, maybe he hasn't been for a walk or something this morning.
Sorry, guys.
This show's a disaster.
It's not.
He just wants to go get himself some turkey.
If everyone is seated, it's fine.
The second anyone here gets up, he thinks he's about to be pet.
And then he moves over to you and he doesn't let you go.
Well, he's not wrong.
It's my time!
Someone give him the bee helmet.
You mean the sandfly?
Yeah, give him the sandfly helmet, please.
The Fauci edition.
This won't bring back your fucking honey!
It's science!
Not the same place!
Not the same place!
Not again!
So Jack Dorsey, and you guys can comment on this, why do you think Jack Dorsey is stepping down?
We don't have all of the details now.
It's just breaking right now.
This is breaking right now from CNBC.
Jack Dorsey is expected to step down as CEO.
Now it's not known exactly why, but keep in mind, stakeholders, they did try and force him out.
last year over incredibly slow growth.
And keep in mind, he was also in, I don't know if he was CEO before,
but then left and then was back.
And they've still been trying to force him out.
This morning, I think they've stopped trading.
Is that what's been going on?
Yeah, they halted trading on the stock after.
This is funny.
So they're like, oh, we're kicking Jack Dorsey out.
Oh, thank God, stock jumps up 10%.
Stock jumped 11%.
What?
You're like, I better buy in.
That's not like when they're like, oh, Steve Jobs might not be around forever.
And you just watch it go down like Ed Rooney's computer.
Like, we might get rid of Jack Dorsey.
And everyone's like, oh, happy day.
Yeah, stock goes up.
You mean you're getting rid of the homeless guy from San Francisco?
You know what stock, though, did go down was beard birds.
Not as popular.
Not as much of a trend.
Makes sense.
I've lost tons of money.
Oh, come on.
You had to bring that back.
I wasn't expecting that!
Well, you know, he's also the CEO of Square, the payment processing company.
Their stock is tanking now because he'll be able to focus full-time on them.
Oh, yes!
And I'm just hearing of them now.
Yeah, well, no, they've been around for... where have you been?
Get your head out of there.
I've been over at Venmo, buddy.
Where the kids are!
Joint custody of the kids and they kill themselves.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, anything he touches, he's like Charlie Brown, oh, anything I touch turns to ruins.
He hasn't done well for anything.
And this is something that I've talked about in the past.
People often say it's a profit motive.
Now you can say that with, right now, and it's very dangerous, that our film industry is catering to China, right?
Whereas the Chinese government is creating anti-American propaganda videos.
And with these people right now who work with social media, what's really dangerous is they are catering to international interests, and they're not actually taking into account the country that allowed them to become Twitter in the first place, or Facebook and Google.
And so it's a real problem where these platforms aren't actually able to fulfill the purpose they were designed to fill.
So it genuinely is a problem right now, and Jack Dorsey has done incredibly poorly.
We don't know exactly what it is, but let me give you kind of a few of the quick hits of Jack Dorsey.
Remember this?
He was grilled by Ted Cruz.
Yeah.
Twitter decided to, and their stock didn't do very well when this happened.
This is one of the values of seeing a publicly traded company.
They banned the Hunter Biden laptop story.
We know now statistically there were polls where Americans said if they knew about that story, it would have changed their vote.
Enough Americans would have changed their vote, even assuming safest, most secure election in American history.
It still would have swung the election for Donald Trump had Facebook, Twitter, Google not decided to ban the Hunter Biden laptop story.
Here's Jack Dorsey being grilled by Senator Ted Cruz.
Let me ask you, was Twitter being a publisher when it censored the New York Post?
No, we have very clear policies on the conduct we enable on the platform.
And if there's a violation, we take an enforcement action and people choose to commit to those policies and to those terms of service.
Except your policies are applied in a partisan and selective manner.
You claim it was hacked materials, and yet you didn't block the distribution of the New York Times story that alleged to talk about President Trump's tax returns, even though a federal statute makes it a crime to distribute someone's tax returns without their consent.
You didn't block any of that discussion, did you?
Whoops!
Oh, so a non-answer.
Someone give that man some more ayahuasca.
He needs clarity.
He does.
Oh, so a non-answer.
The definition of is, is.
Someone give that man some more ayahuasca, he needs clarity.
He does.
He looks like a serial killer in Alaska.
Yes, exactly.
30 Days of Dorsey.
We need to know his middle name.
Like that guy in Ex Machina, he's like, oh, no, that makes sense.
Machina!
And going in the same vein, when Tim Pool raised the issue of free speech, Dorsey, yet again.
And this is pivotal.
Why?
Because the whole idea of it was a digital town square.
That's how Twitter was actually pitched.
Yeah.
Digital town square, right?
Square, the idea, it's also designed to sort of tie into that, to check into places physically.
Originally, Square was designed to be sort of symbiotic with Twitter and like, look, I just checked in at whatever, Mario's Pizza.
Oh, okay, I'll go there.
Until they found out that, you know, it just led to record amounts of rape.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
Oh, that's terrible.
Rape, murder, doxing.
They're like, ah, maybe we shouldn't do this so much.
Own it down.
The purpose of it was supposed to be, okay, bypass Mainstream media.
Bypass the gatekeepers.
That's why Twitter developed.
Speak directly with your fans.
That's the value that Twitter would bring.
That's the currency.
So when you look at the series of answers from Jack Dorsey where he's unable to articulate, unable to articulate his point of view on the sole value, the currency that Twitter provides, that's when you see the stock take a nosedive.
Not to mention the inconsistency.
So Tim Pool brought up the idea of free speech.
Here's Jack Dorsey articulating his thoughts in a crystal clear manner.
In terms of what we're trying to drive is opportunity for every single person to be able to speak freely on the platform.
That's absolutely not true.
You don't allow hate speech, so free speech is not on your platform.
Create the opportunity for everyone to speak on our service.
It's hate speech, right?
And part of that, the recognition that we're taking action on, is that when some people encounter particular conduct, So this is a problem that you see, and I'm going to go next to the inconsistency about not banning global leaders.
Do you see what he just said there?
giving wrong wrong wrong so rules are focused on the the opportunities
presented and we have particular outcomes to make sure that those
opportunities are as possible okay so this is a problem that you see and I'm
gonna go next to the inconsistency about not banning global leaders do you see
what he just said there do you see what there was a very clear question by Tim
Poole and I do want to hear from you guys if you see how perverse this is
And you see this a lot, anyone who has...
If you're married, you see this a lot where sometimes, let's say you're having an argument, and then all of a sudden it becomes about your reaction to something that was said that was maybe out of line or hurtful, right?
And then you react and you get mad, and it becomes, you've reacted this way.
In this case, he says, we support free speech.
Okay.
But then some people on the platform are saying, hey, I don't like what that guy said.
I'm offended.
And so they develop their policy now, not around the idea of free speech, but the reaction to speech that offends people.
That is not free speech.
Free speech has to completely ignore, not even take into the equation, the reaction of someone regardless of the speech.
Barring crime, someone's going to come in and say, wonderful, you're a crime fighter in a crowded theater.
Shut up, I took Humanities 101 too.
What we're talking about is actual speech regardless of how offensive.
The issue is Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube, but Twitter's been the worst.
They react and they create algorithms that favor the reaction to offensive speech.
And they claim that they do so under the guise of free speech.
Am I articulating that?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
It's basically the lowest common denominator though.
He said we want to have the largest possible kind of, you know, group of people talking and so we've got to remove essentially those people who say something that's offensive.
And I'm like, Well, you're polling the audience, Jack!
Do you understand that that will never stop?
There will never not be a grievance against a certain person or group, and you will actually limit the audience by doing that?
And it's also not genuine, because do you know what offends me?
It's to one side.
That's the problem, is he favors one side.
It's blatantly obvious.
Right.
Well, you know what?
Conservatives, right-wingers, don't tend to be offended.
Even you who's a moderate, you believe in free speech and comedy.
My reaction is not to typically be offended outside of the vaccine sketch from Stephen Colbert.
That was offensively funny.
I just don't see how that's comedy.
Yeah, and that's offensive.
It offends the sensibilities.
Yes.
But I will say this, it's not even just propaganda that's worse form.
But you know what's offensive to a lot of people?
I don't know.
To doctors, biologists, saying, hey, biological women are the exact same as men.
When the International Olympic Committee now says, you don't even need to change your hormones at all to compete with the women, we're just going to punt it to the individual sports, which they don't do with steroids.
When they say, hey, we need to sign legislation that allows children to be put on puberty blockers.
Now, people react not saying, I'm offended, but hey, this is wrong, and those people get banned.
Those people get throttled.
Those people get removed.
The Hunter Biden story, which would alter the face of an election, gets removed.
And one thing I want to make very clear here, this is also a problem.
Where we don't live in an entirely capitalistic society.
It's not just a profit motive.
You see with the stock.
You see with the performance of Twitter.
He is acting this way.
He is behaving as an activist in spite of the business's best interests.
You see that with Hollywood.
You see with Hollywood right now continually pushing an agenda, and now you see pieces of entertainment underperforming.
Remember when George W. Bush was president?
They had a series of redacted rendition, Lions for Lambs.
None of them performed well.
It's not even a profit motive, which wouldn't make the destruction of our basic rights, namely the First Amendment right to freedom of speech, which does apply in a digital town square if you have the benefit of the safe harbor laws.
It goes further than that.
It's an ideological motive in spite of what should be a profit motive.
It wouldn't be excusable if it was profit-driven, but it's not.
It hurts their business and they will do it anyway to get rid of the voices they don't
like because there is a message and an agenda that is more important to Jack Dorsey than
even the bottom line.
And he's failed at both.
Absolutely.
And that Ted Cruz moment there was where I was just like, alright guys, it's put up or shut up time.
This is the most clear thing.
That was within, what, two weeks of when Donald Trump's stuff had been leaked and Twitter did nothing about it.
New York Times post that he was talking about.
New York Post comes out with a Hunter Laptop story.
It goes absolutely viral, on fire.
They take it down, come back later and say, oh we were wrong to take it down.
But they wouldn't put it back up.
They would not reinstate the tweet because at the time, this is their logic, at the time we weren't wrong.
We're wrong now, but at the time, we weren't wrong.
At the time, we weren't wrong.
What do you mean?
What?
We didn't know that we were wrong or right.
Well, why don't you just do some research?
What, are we retired?
Giuliani had it, and they're like, well, we don't need that.
It's just everything else.
It was on this show that he first publicly revealed the laptop.
Yeah, yeah.
I have Hunter's laptop here, and frankly, I don't want to show the images on here because some of them are reprehensible.
I'm like, That's the laptop?
Yeah, yeah.
Picked it up at Geek Squad.
It was so surprising, even we were like, wait, what?
That, that, that one?
Yeah.
And this laptop too.
The thing is, that's, that's honestly just, it's very hard for me to piece, there's so much cocks, Stephen, in this laptop.
The agents were in my house and I was like, it's right here.
It's right here.
It's the microfilm of Who Killed Kennedy.
Instead, they were, they were, they walked past it and they were rummaging through my chock full of nuts jaws.
I don't know.
Chuck Fulonux makes that wonderful coffee.
You know what I'm saying.
Wonderful coffee is Chuck Fulonux.
Right, Stephen?
No, I don't know.
Well, I'm going to go play more hair dye.
It's the dripping.
It's the dripping.
But it's low drip.
It's low drip hair dye.
Also on Joe Rogan's podcast in 2019, Dorsey claimed that Twitter does not ban global leaders.
Here you go.
Um, powerful figures or public figures might be in violation of our terms of service, but the tweet itself is of public interest.
Yes.
There should be a conversation around it.
And that is probably the thing that people disagree with the most, and where we have a lot of internal debate.
But we also have some pretty hard lines.
If we had a global leader, including the President of the United States, make a violent threat against a private individual, we would take action.
We always have to balance that with, like, is this something that the public has interest in?
And I believe generally the answer is yes.
It's not going to be in every case, but generally the answer is yes, because we should see how our leaders think and how they act.
By the way, Erdogan is still on Twitter, I believe the leaders of Hamas are as well, and then he banned Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, a year later, even though Donald Trump tweeted a video requesting the January 6th protesters to be peaceful, just to be clear.
He was speaking live, said, make your voice patriotically peacefully heard, and then released a video Where it was reiterating being peaceful.
This is something just like when people say he claimed there were fine people on both sides referring to Nazis.
No, no, no.
Watch that clip where he said, I'm not referring to the neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally, okay?
Not them.
Horrible people.
Condemned.
I'm saying you had people on both sides of the statue issue who were very fine people.
They misrepresented it and they used it to ban It's stunning though.
I was being a little lied to remove the president of the United States and guess what the stock value of Twitter
took a 5-billion dollar yeah nose dive
Stunning though. I mean, how do you get past all his charisma?
so much silver tongue devil It's hard to not agree with when he's just staring down like a complete and utter autistic.
With birds in his beard and nipple barbells in the middle of his tongue.
No, not me!
That's not you.
We might even have to save for the president if he said something.
Oh, that's weird.
That's like foreshadowing, isn't it?
Strange.
Thanks, Steinbeck, with your literary techniques.
It's really good.
Twitter immediately became less fun when they banned Donald Trump.
I was like, what is the funny tweet this morning?
Hey, are the Chinese ambassadors still on Twitter who said that the United States military created COVID?
Probably so.
Ayatollah Khomeini, calling for the death of the Jews.
What about a specific person?
It's an entire race of people!
Yeah, exactly!
And let's be honest, who among us doesn't get tired of them being a little too Jew-y?
Right.
And I mean, never in history have the Jews had to deal with anything terrorist.
No, of course not!
I mean, it's their turn.
I have nothing bad to say.
For crying out loud.
There's damn near 60,000.
Oh hey, by the way, what's the name of this new variant?
So I want to hear what you guys think about Jack Dorsey.
We'll have more information.
I think that they're probably asking him to step down because he's consistently screwed up.
And I think some lawsuits are coming in the state of Texas, in the state of Florida.
I think that it won't be able to hold up.
And I think, what's the, I keep forgetting the number now.
Section 240?
220?
Section 240.
220.
Section 220?
220. Section 220 to save harbor laws.
Yeah, I think those things might go away.
Yeah.
And I think that they're very concerned and right now they know.
2.30!
2.30!
Mundane.
I knew there was a 2-something in it.
That's all that matters.
What's the name of the new breakthrough variant now?
The new COVID variant?
Decepticon!
What is it?
Orion?
No, Omicron, and Biden's actually going to be speaking about that in 45 minutes.
Oh, really?
Well, they'll be sure to wake him up.
So, you mean in four hours and 45 minutes?
Yeah, in four hours and 45 minutes, where they literally just have to get a forklift to lift his daybed into his clothes.
When they have to throw out his ninth pair of khakis from walking the stage?
Yeah, exactly.
Ah, he did it again.
We told you not to wear dockers anymore!
Wear dark dungarees!
I didn't say tan, I said brown!
I'm crying out loud.
We have a president who forgets where he is and shits himself.
Former vice president.
I'm just saying.
Not a joke!
There's a reason that this country might break up.
That's not holiday decorations, I'm sorry, on CNN right now.
What are those trees?
Tell me what those trees are!
Christmas trees!
I don't know, I believe that CNN is trying to reflect the fact that we really only celebrate Christmas at this time of the year, not because we know that that's when specifically Christ was born, but most likely when the Babylonians celebrated the winter solstice.
That's probably true.
It's just hard to fit in a chyron, Gerald!
Credit where it's due, you son of a bitch!
Nope.
No credit.
Well, yeah.
They're on Kwanzaa decorations because, as we've discussed, that's not a thing people actually celebrate.
It doesn't exist.
It's a terrorist organization who was founded by a terrorist man who did time in prison for beating and raping women.
He would burn them with soldering irons.
His name was Ron Everett.
Screw you.
Kwanzaa's not real.
I don't respect Kwanzaa.
I don't respect anyone who acts like Kwanzaa is a real holiday.
You can go screw yourself.
I hope I've crystallized my thoughts for you.
When I did Kwanzaa Isn't Real changed my mind on campus.
Remember when those big, fat, angry black lesbians, they were like, oh yeah, how can you say, and I just say that, I'm trying to be descriptive so you can go back and be like, oh, that's who he's talking about.
Big, fat, angry lesbian said, hey, hey, how do you get to say Kwanzaa Isn't Real?
I said, oh, do you celebrate Kwanzaa?
That's not the point!
Oh, oh, is it not?
No one celebrates Kwanzaa.
I went to Kwanzaa Fest and I asked people, do you know what Kwanzaa is?
And they were like, what's Kwanzaa?
You were the only one in African garb.
We were totally offensive.
Punch and pie.
Nancy Pelosi celebrates Kwanzaa.
I'm feeling everywhere.
Nancy Pelosi celebrates Kwame.
Yes, exactly.
I do, yes, yes.
I have my garb.
She gets her $3.25 ice cream scoop.
My koofy.
Representing the different, this represents the African people and the concept of liberation.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up, Nancy Pelosi!
Oh, my ice cream is chocolate today.
Yes, yes, yes, it's chocolate today.
Is there a bum defecating on my driveway?
Shoot it!
Shoot her!
Shoot her!
Okay, so it's Omicron is the new variant?
Omicron.
Omicron.
So this is now, there's a new variant.
Of the COVID.
Who saw that coming?
So surprised.
Wait, is there something they want to distract from right now?
Could there be anything?
I'm not entirely sure.
I don't want to attribute motive, but I want to get into... Look, and I'm going to say something that will maybe get me in trouble, but I'll tell you when I am getting to the point of conjecture or speculation.
I'll tease it.
The narrative has been, oh, the unvaccinated are putting the vaccinated at risk.
I think it's the exact opposite.
That's all I'll say, and I'll get to it in a second.
So, the Omicron.
Omicron?
Omagon?
Omicron.
Yeah, sure.
Omicron.
Or Octagon.
Octagon.
It's like a transformer with no powers.
Octagon!
Sponsored by GuaranteedRape.com!
Rape!
Enunciate.
Sunday, Fauci gave an interview, that means yesterday, claiming that Republican detractors are criticizing... And here's the thing.
He's said this two or three times before.
And we have Dr. Fauci actually on in a couple of minutes.
I should have said that.
We have him on the show, which I credit where it's due.
And I want to ask him about this.
I'm amazed that he said this before, that he was science, and it was met with very little fanfare.
And he continues to say it.
So here he is this Sunday making the same unbelievably narcissistic, megalomaniacal, Fauci-like claim.
It seems another layer of danger to play politics around matters of life and death.
Exactly.
Exactly.
And to me, that's unbelievably bad, because all I want to do is save people's lives.
I mean, anybody who's looking at this carefully realizes that there's a distinct anti-science flavor to this.
So if they get up and criticize science, nobody's going to know what they're talking about.
But if they get up and really aim their bullets at Tony Fauci, well, people could recognize there's a person there, so it's easy to criticize.
But they're really criticizing science.
Because I represent science.
I am a scientist!
Wow.
Yeah.
You don't aim bullets.
No one says... No, you don't.
You don't.
Unless you're Neo.
No one says to him at any point, Stop saying that you're the same.
Maybe.
Maybe don't do that.
When I watch this, I don't go, okay, he said something stupid.
I go...
No one cares about him enough to say, all right, look, Tony, we've been friends for a long time, right?
You know what?
Let's go grab a beer and sit down at the bar, maybe ask how the family's doing.
I assume estranged.
And he says, OK, look, Tony, you're doing a lot of good work here, but you've got to stop telling everyone that you are the science, because it rubs people the wrong way.
And it's also, I mean, you haven't practiced science in 30 years.
Also, wanting to be called King of the Jews is a bit strange.
Lord Fauci.
And we think that the custom crown of thorns that you had was just distasteful.
I'm just saying, you know, I tell you as a friend because I care, and I don't want you to embarrass yourself.
Let's just stop with King of Anything, and then you are the science.
Tony, I've seen the baseball card on your desk.
Did you see the pitch?
Did you see where you ended up throwing the ball?
Our lady fingers.
I wanted to tell you about this before you actually called Topps to custom make the baseball card to put on your desk.
I'm just saying, as your friend, Tony, look, as your friend, you might come across, sometimes, you're a great guy with a lot of good qualities, okay, Tony?
But sometimes you might come across as too much of a piece of shit.
That's the kind of conversation I would hope someone would have with me.
I think you should focus on your major league pitching because it's better than your science.
Which is saying something.
So actually, here to discuss this right now, Mr. The Science himself, we have Dr. Tony Fauci.
Okay, Dr. Tony Fauci, can you hear me, sir?
on. We have Dr. Tony Fauci. Oh wow. Okay, Dr. Tony Fauci, can you hear me, sir? Yeah.
I am the science!
Okay, all right. Well, I get that that's you have to get that out of the way enough of that
So this whole thing has been one of the most detrimental Experiments that society has has really ever witnessed you
must not criticize the science Well, I'm not criticizing you and we're criticizing. I am
the science Right, but we're criticizing your science.
We're not criticizing actual science.
I am the science!
Okay.
Well, see, saying stuff like that is why Ted Cruz wants to prosecute you, Dr. Fauci.
For being the science?
I did nothing wrong.
Okay.
What about allegedly—well, not allegedly—what about lying about gain-of-function research?
I AM THE SCIENCE!
I think I see a pattern here.
You lied about masks, Dr. Fauci.
I AM THE MASK THAT KEEPS YOU SAFE!
I AM THE SCIENCE!
He switched it up a little bit and went right back to it.
You tortured beagles.
The media has brutalized me.
I am the Torture Beagle.
And also still the science!
Okay, I don't think we're getting anywhere.
I don't think this is going anywhere.
Could I make one last point?
Dr. Fout?
Okay, one last point.
I am the science!
Alright, that's enough, Dr. Fout.
But I am the science!
Wow, he makes a good point.
What a jerk.
I'm sorry for wasting your time.
Which one of us?
One of the millions of people who will eventually watch this.
He's looking at his reflection.
I will say this, look, we don't know This is such bullshit, because doctors get into trouble on Twitter.
If we're going on YouTube, follow us, you know, Mug Club, Rumble.
I have to get to the American breakup thing.
But this is something that is ridiculous when we're talking about vaccines.
Doctors get banned if they actually discuss scientific results at this point.
And I don't just mean consensus, pre-scientific consensus, before the experiment played out.
The experiment has played out.
I can't say that not having lockdowns has had a beneficial effect, but you absolutely cannot say that lockdowns themselves have had a beneficial effect, and we can irrefutably say that lockdowns 100% had a negative effect economically, it had a negative effect societally, culturally, specifically with children.
We know that beyond any shadow of a doubt.
Okay, now, In that same vein, I cannot say that the vaccines are not as effective as they claimed they would be.
Keep in mind, before people were getting vaccinated, they said, you will get vaccinated, you will need two doses, and you will not be able to catch, transmit, and you won't die from COVID.
That's how they sold the vaccines.
Have I been wrong?
Am I incorrect about anything so far?
I mean it.
Well, it's only because you're playing back what they said.
Okay.
That's the problem.
I just want to be clear because I don't want to strawman anyone.
We were all under the impression that if you got the vaccine, you wouldn't get COVID, right?
That's what they told us.
It would act like a vaccine has acted historically.
Okay.
Yeah, well, I think it's just, it's good that they changed the definition of a vaccine.
Yes.
I always like that.
Well, it's updating.
So I can say this without being banned, hopefully.
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Can see the vaccines have not worked by their description when they told you the vaccines would work.
I want to be very clear about that.
Not saying that there's no beneficial effect on serious illness and death.
That data is a little more murky.
I'll get into that.
But as far as preventing transmission, preventing the next wave, No.
Now, before we get to that, the new fear mongering that is going on, of course, from the science himself, is that a scary new variant has emerged.
So you need to go back into your huddle at home.
In a world fatigued by waves of COVID-19, now renewed fear.
Alarming.
In South Africa, scientists identifying a troubling new variant of the virus that is dominating infections here.
A variant of serious concern, which is now driving More than 30 mutations, say scientists, in this spike protein alone.
It's a worrying sign.
Okay, just so you see, right now we're live on CNN. There is...
What?
What looks like the giant who would catch the...
I caught a fraggle, mommy!
It's definitely a fraggle, Rob.
You know what I'm talking about? The giant? Someone bring that up from the control.
I caught a fraggle, mom!
Talking about how the very high risk that a micron poses.
Then I'll continue with my segment.
Well, it's the WHO.
Yeah, WHO.
All things that we don't like the look of.
Trustful.
But...
I trust these people.
We don't have enough information about whether it's more transmissible,
whether it's going to cause more severe disease.
And critically, if...
You just said it poses very high risk.
So what?
So the Lorcanus poses, yes, we believe this variant poses very high risk.
Oh, in what way?
Well, the ways we don't know are whether it's more transmissible or more deadly.
So in what way do you know?
Shut up, shut up, I am the science love.
So, Dr. Margaret, what would you say you do here?
Well, you see, I'm confused because it's been over a decade since I've had a good lay.
Margaret, you have a minute with the bobs.
Oh my goodness.
It's a spitting image.
I love it.
So what does this mean?
How do you even know it's a variant, then, of COVID?
Well, no, they've tested that and found that out, but what they don't know, they've been talking about this for the last day and a half, two days.
There are two stripes.
Yeah, this is more transmissible, they think, they're worried.
Dr. Sanjay Gupta came on CNN.
Hold on a second, right now, look, it says again, Omicron variant poses very high risk.
People, you just heard her say, we don't know if it is more communicable or if it's more deadly.
So let's see what very high risk it poses.
That information is telling us that it seems to be competing very effectively with Delta.
In other words, more people are getting infected with it than with Delta in the same sort of place.
But that's In the meantime, countries are reacting.
enough information worldwide to know that, but we do see that indeed it is popping up
in places all around the world.
In the meantime, countries are reacting.
Nearly 50 countries are now restricting travel from southern Africa.
Hey, by the way, can we bring up, remember when Biden and Kamala Harris said that Donald
Trump was racist for blocking travel down to China?
She said it's un-American and racist.
I'm sure we can bring that up, and now they're doing the exact same thing.
I don't have a problem with locking down travel from South Africa, by the way.
I don't have a problem with that, really.
At that point, it doesn't affect us so much.
But the problem is they're going to... As little information as they have now is the exact information they had when they started the lockdowns.
Yeah, but do you know where it is already?
It's in Canada.
It's in the UK.
It's in Hong Kong.
It's in Austria.
It's in several South African...
What do you think you're going to accomplish?
Well, then we have to bomb all of them.
The cat's out of the bag!
Well, I thought this was a good opportunity to bomb Canada.
They have one case.
I think we go in and take it over.
Oh, yeah, we just carpet bomb it.
Yeah.
Get rid of them.
I mean, there's certain places you want to keep, but not most of them.
We don't need professional blackfacers.
What?
How badly does the rest of the world need professional blackfacers?
We don't need Canada anymore.
So, scientists have dubbed the new variant Omicron after the 15th letter in the Greek alphabet, and I found this out.
Interesting, they decided to skip over the 14th letter Z. Yeah, X, I, G. Oh, look at that.
You will not name virus after me because they bring great dishonor.
They went to him like, can we name this G?
You will not name virus after me.
You will name it after Orion Belt, but add micron on micron belt.
Omicron.
You shut up, white boy!
Your Aryan race, you had your time, you fail.
Now time for Great Pan-Pacific Race to make the world under our thumb.
No.
Yes.
Our thumb.
No.
Take it.
Take it.
So you know what this means.
Get all of your boosters, listen to the government, or we'll all die.
I'm saying this absolutely clearly, that if ever there was a reason for unvaccinated people to get vaccinated, and for those who have been vaccinated, when your time comes up to go and get a booster shot, because even though there may be some diminution, and we don't know that in the protection against the vaccine, certainly to be vaccinated and boosted is always better than not to be.
So that's the first thing.
I've just discovered something.
He's standing in front of a backdrop like a coach of America.
He spends a lot of time in bathhouses and locker rooms.
That's true, yeah.
He's working at Penn State.
Here's the tweet, by the way.
Oh, here's the tweet.
What was it?
We are in the middle of a crisis with the coronavirus.
We need to lead the way with science, not Donald Trump's record of hysteria, xenophobia, and fear-mongering.
This is where he was talking about the travel, and then Kamala Harris specifically actually condemned the ban on travel.
The original tweet was actually him just smashing a keypad and then someone fixed it.
Yes, exactly.
And they just took a wild guess that, I like ice cream.
So this is the issue right now.
I realize what the science is.
When they say, meaning the dogmatic scientist, the Fauci says, I don't know.
I will say this, I don't know.
There are some things that we know, but I don't know at all.
When Fauci says, I don't know, people say, well, he doesn't know, but let's do what he says.
That's the issue.
He says he doesn't know, but then gives a prescription that is followed to the letter.
Whereas a lot of other scientists say, well, we don't know this, but we do know this.
And so we know, for example, that the virus still transmits with people with the vaccine.
It doesn't seem to be actually lowering overall caseloads in many places with high vaccination rates.
So lockdowns and a lot of these protocols don't seem to be effective.
So we know that.
And then this is what we don't know about this new variant.
Whereas, when you have Fauci, he says, I don't know anything about that, or this, or any of it, but this is what we're gonna do.
Yeah, it's like, no, they came in with the sky is falling.
Oh my god, there's a new variant.
Okay, okay, how severe is it?
Well, we don't know.
Is it going to kill more people?
We really don't know.
Is it more transmissible?
We really don't know.
Has it had an impact on South Africa yet?
Well, not really.
Yeah.
I don't understand.
Well, they're saying now boosters, right?
Vaccine and boosters are synonymous because you're not really vaccinated without a booster.
That's true.
So I understand they're saying everyone needs to get vaccinated and boosted because obviously places with the highest vaccination rates Have the lowest caseloads, right?
Of course, I would think so, yeah.
Should bear out.
So let's look at that.
The UK, 80% fully vaccinated.
They've had a 291% increase in cases since January.
Singapore, 92% fully vaccinated.
They've had a 347% increase in cases since January 21.
I don't believe numbers.
That's with canes, though.
Ireland!
Yes!
Ireland, 91% of 18 and older fully vaccinated.
482% increase in cases since January.
With Gibraltar, which isn't a country by itself, and I'll get to Vermont as a state as well, over 100% of adults fully vaccinated.
Over 100% because many of them have boosters, the way they measure the stat.
They have a 224% increase since January 2021.
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I want to be clear, some of these places have the highest caseloads ever, but that shouldn't be required to say the vaccines don't have the intended effect in reducing caseloads.
Some of them just have a multi-hundred percent increase, but it's not the highest week ever, ever, ever.
In some of these places, it's at its highest point ever.
When a majority of the population are vaccinated.
Let's be really clear about that, okay?
Don't wanna oversell it.
I still think a 292% increase is not a mundane detail, Michael!
Okay, let's look at Vermont.
73% fully vaccinated.
The highest in the United States.
A 531% increase in cases since January 2021.
It currently has the 5th highest infection rate in the country with 61 per 100,000.
Let's compare that to West Virginia, lowest vaccination rate at 42%.
They've had a 228% increase since January 2021 of 46 cases per 100,000.
The point is here, it's gone up in some places where they've been unvaccinated, but it's gone down in some places where they haven't been vaccinated.
Overwhelmingly, if you just go right now to Worldometer and you look up, cross-reference yourself, countries with the highest vaccination rates, And you have to exclude some places like UAE because it's really a tourism destination or like Cuba because you don't get accurate statistics.
But go through the top 20 and tell me you do not see a direct match with the highest vaccination rates and the highest caseloads.
No, what I'm saying, I can't say, I'm not saying that it's because of the vaccine, I'm not saying that, but what I'm saying is what we were promised with the vaccine has not come to fruition.
If people, if you were to go to people, right, all the people who are running around flailing in supermarkets if you don't have a mask, even though they're vaccinated, right, and tell them before they got the vaccine, say, look, you need to be vaccinated and there's still about the same chance that maybe you get COVID even if you're vaccinated, but you probably won't die from it.
That's likely lower, even though in some cases the majority of hospital visits and deaths are vaccinated.
Again, it just, there doesn't seem to be a correlation at all, because this is a unique virus and affects people differently.
By the way, death rates would be going down, think about it.
Why would death rates of course be expected to go down?
Because it ran through, same reason in Italy, it ran through old people and the immunocompromised like a buzzsaw, so now the people who are more likely to be infected are people who haven't been killed yet.
So of course, you can look at the median age of people who get COVID now, and it's getting younger,
not because it infects younger people at higher rates, but because there are fewer old people around
for it to kill.
Well, and if everything worked the way it should and the vaccine was going to protect us all,
would you expect to have more deaths in the year the vaccine came out
or the entire year that the vaccine didn't exist?
Right.
We have more deaths in 2021 than we did in 2020 from this virus.
Yes.
And we've had the vaccine the whole year.
Right.
Let that sink in.
Yeah.
Again, I cannot and I would never say That the vaccine causes more harm than good.
I would absolutely never say that.
All I'm pointing to you is that, yes, we've had more deaths, and a significant portion of those deaths are from the vaccinated, depending on the state.
There are variables.
We have higher case rates in places that are mostly vaccinated.
Things haven't gotten better.
They've gotten worse.
Statistically, they've gotten worse in the way that you expected this to be eradicated from the vaccine.
Yeah.
Okay?
Now, let me be clear while we're talking about the vaccine, because this new variant, the World Health Organization said that Omicron has... Omicron, whatever, I don't give a shit.
Omicron.
That sounds like a color someone would ask for on their wheel well in Pip My Ride.
Can you make that shit Omicron?
I like the sparkles.
You gotta dodge Omicron.
What does that mean?
Brakes two weeks later.
I hope you got subwoofers because that battery is going to die every time you start your car.
Okay, so The Who said that this has this mutation.
Actually, it has a bunch of mutations, specifically on the spike protein, which may suggest that the vaccine could not work all that well, which we saw with the Delta variant.
Vaccine worked against the first variant, didn't work very well against the Delta variant.
We presented you that data from Mayo Clinic, and after five months, it was statistically insignificant in any protective effect against the Delta variant.
So, this is from the World Health Organization.
Omicron is a highly divergent variant with a high number of mutations, including 26 to 32 in the spike, some of which are concerning and may be associated with immune escape potential and higher transmissibility.
This is conjecture, this is speculation here, okay?
Can I be clear about this?
I'm not saying that this is true.
I have a hunch.
People have been trying to vilify the unvaccinated, right?
They've been trying to say, hey, this is a pandemic of the unvaccinated, but when you look at places that are more highly vaccinated... People, you mean like the president?
Yes, people like the president.
People have tried to, you know, in New York, you're not allowed to go out, you're not allowed to eat in certain places, like Austria, you're not allowed to be in public transit.
But when you understand, and there are a lot of doctors who've said this, when you understand how viruses mutate, they don't typically, not all, there are exceptions to the rule, they don't typically become more deadly, they typically become more transmissible.
Why?
Because a virus wants to find more hosts.
It wants to survive.
It's the law of really all living organisms, right?
Reproduce.
Survive.
It's no different with a virus.
And so, when you have a vaccine that is effective against the original variant, and this is observable, so this is not conjecture, worked effectively against, I think the alpha variant is what it was called, didn't work at all against the delta variant, what do you think is happening?
Now we're having variants here that may again evade vaccines, may again Be at least more evasive than the first variant against vaccines.
You're talking about a virus going, ah, closed door, can't get in this way, maybe if I change and go through the window.
There are a lot of doctors saying, similarly to the way that antibiotics, we all know sometimes if you overuse them can create super resistant strains of bacteria, maybe, maybe the reason we're seeing such high caseloads In places with the highest vaccination rates and seeing such a significant amount of deaths among people who are vaccinated at this point, maybe it's because we've created variants rather than any kind of natural immunity.
Because, you know what, if you send a letter right now to the CDC and ask how many cases do they have of people who achieved natural immunity, who recontracted the virus, they won't give you an answer.
And it's not data you can actually find.
I've looked.
You cannot find the data on people who have caught COVID multiple times.
There is no central database that is accurate.
Not one that would be accurate enough I would feel comfortable bringing to you, like I do, the overall vaccination rates and caseloads.
Why?
Right now we're asking, will this evade the vaccine?
That's a part of it.
How about we ask, will this evade natural immunity?
Because it's two different things.
Yeah, absolutely.
And the whole danger, and we've known this in science forever, the whole danger with not killing a virus but just making it to where you can live with it is that the virus doesn't just pack up and go home and, oh, okay, I guess I can't work here.
It just changes.
Tell me about it.
By the way, I love how they said this.
This is very artful.
Immune escape potential.
Yeah.
Do you know what that means?
It will get around the vaccine!
That's what it means.
It means that the first virus was really dumb, just trying to get in, going the same way.
And then the second, sorry, the vaccine, the variant, and the second variant, now this variant is trying to go in and his buddies are saying, hey, why don't you just use the side door?
Oh yeah, thanks.
Thanks, man.
Yeah.
I love that escape potential.
That's good.
Flowery language.
Use the fire escape!
Oh, okay, and it climbs into your rectum, wherever it enters, I have no idea.
Oh, jeez.
Or a thigh.
What is this, the stelter variant?
Could be.
Here's another Biden tweet that's more about Africa.
Trump further diminished the U.S.
Happy as the rains.
Further diminished the U.S.
in the eyes of the world by expanding his travel ban.
This new African ban is designed to make it harder for black and brown people to immigrate to the United States.
Really?
It's a disgrace and cannot let him...
It is a disgrace.
Have you been in a cab in the last 20 years?
I think they're fine.
I'm not even being a dick.
Like, they love it here.
There's plenty of people who come from Africa.
By the way, does he also know that there are a lot of white South Africans?
Yeah.
Uh, no.
Is he aware of that?
I don't think he's.
Have you heard of Charlize Theron?
Less and less every day, though.
That's true.
Go watch Invictus!
She's disappearing quicker than his mind.
Okay, so we don't have time.
We have a whole segment on Black Santa.
Let's do that tomorrow.
One quick update, too, for the Dorsey story.
Earlier today, it was announced that he was expected to resign.
He posted, I resign from Twitter, and his His successor is a guy named Parag Agarwal.
So we found a good tweet from him.
If they're not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?
Oh, well, fuck you, new leader of Twitter.
How about that?
How about here?
Look, let me tell you exactly why.
Can you bring that tweet up again and read it for me?
Let me dissect this live on the spot.
Hey, do you guys want to?
If you guys want me to dissect it, smash that like button.
Smash that like button right now, because I just got irritated.
I felt my blood pressure probably go up about 20 points.
Because this is the kind of thing, not that he says it, but that stupid people will say, hmm, that's really insidious.
Yeah.
Kind of like Oprah's book club.
Yeah.
Smart man.
Where they act like there's any value.
Okay, bring it back up.
All right, Prag Agarwal, if they're not going to make a distinction between Muslims and extremists, then why should I distinguish between white people and racists?
Okay, very, very, let me be very clear.
First off, Muslim is not a race of people.
Okay, that's one.
Muslim is a group of people who follow a specific religion.
Islam.
White is a race of people.
This is the new CEO of Twitter?
New CEO of Twitter comparing white people to Muslims, extremists to racists.
Okay?
Muslim, not a race of people.
White, race of people.
Muslims follow a religion.
That religion has a very specific, political, and practical, pragmatic prescription as to
how you live your life.
Now, those words coming directly from Muhammad actually include calls to violence.
Not saying that all Muslims practice it, but to deny that Muhammad lived a life, waged
war, called for the deaths of Christians and Jews, and called his followers to war.
He called them to peace sometimes, but he definitely called them to war in a very real and physical and violent sense.
Of course, the founder of the feast is going to lead to many of his followers taking his words to mean what he said.
You cannot find an example of that under the umbrella white people, race, and I assume he's speaking about the United States, where anywhere it says, hey, go kill black people wherever they may, if there is a black person behind the tree, the tree will say, the black is behind me, the black is behind me.
These are verses from the Quran and the Surah and the Hadith.
Just to be clear, big, big difference.
So, you can say that extremists have perverted Islam.
They would argue that they're following the exact words from Muhammad.
Whereas even Christian extremists cannot justify violence through the words of Jesus Christ.
It's not possible to do.
But you're not even comparing Christians and Muslims.
You're now saying, I'm going to accuse all white people of being racist.
And that also, by the way, assumes that racism is exclusive to white people.
How about you say, oh, you can make this exact same statement.
If you're going to compare all Muslims and extremists, then I'm going to compare all blacks and racism.
You see how silly of a comparison it is?
And this guy thinks it's insightful.
So what that tells me is this is someone who has set out with a prefabricated agenda Nope.
is going to push on people regardless of how completely devoid of logic it is.
I hope I've parsed through that comparison for you.
I genuinely don't want any yes men here.
Anything that I've said here that needs to be highlighted, needs to be corrected?
Nope.
No corrections.
Anything else that you see a problem with that?
I'm sure you have something there, Gerald.
I see a problem with...
We did separate Muslims from extremists.
That's another problem.
He's assuming that we just say all Muslims are going to blow themselves up at a McDonald's and we're like, no.
What we're saying is that for every other week for a terrorist attack to happen around the world and for us to have to cover it all the time, we started to see a pattern.
We started to see a pattern of these people saying, this is what Islam told me.
Dying in jihad is the only way.
The only way to be guaranteed to go to heaven.
Yeah.
In that religion.
So when that is the case, the most sane thing to do is to die in jihad.
Yeah.
Hey, you know what?
Let me bring up one more thing, too.
Since he compared Islam versus white people, now the difference is you don't really have governments, for example, like the United States is not a white person's government.
I mean, I think you know if you just simply look at one of those hearings.
And even the California State Legislature, because they were busy throwing eggs at Larry Elder while wearing a gorilla mask.
So I'll just compare non-Muslim countries in predominantly white areas as opposed to Islamic countries that actually adhere to Islamic law.
So when you said, hey, hey, I'll just compare all white people, or I guess sort of lob into the same category, white people and racists versus Islam and extremism.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Uh, is it wrong for me to say that every single Islamically run country in the world is extremist?
To me!
Name one that isn't.
Anyone!
Saudi Arabia?
Iraq?
Iran?
Syria?
Let's go.
Turkey?
UAE?
Qatar?
Even in those places you have women who can't drive.
Even in those places you have women who are stoned for infidelity.
Even in those places women don't have the same rights as men do.
Even in those places You have punishment for people who are apostates who leave the faith of Islam.
Name me one Islamic country where you could do the kind of shit that you and Jack Dorsey do on Twitter, unfettered, should it ever come to criticizing Islam.
One Islamic country where that would be okay.
Now, can you name me any white country, let's just use the United States as an example, where they would treat you the same way?
Is there any state within the United States where if a woman doesn't cover her head, She could be beaten?
Is there any state in the United States where a woman is not allowed to walk in front of men at a sporting game?
I'm using the moderate examples here.
I'm not just talking about cutting heads off at a soccer game.
You do realize, right, you go to UAE, you're at a sporting event, a woman has to walk around the men.
Can't walk in front of them, particularly if there's any royalty there.
Is there anything even close to the most moderate human rights infractions that you see in every single Islamic country here in the Western world?
I'll wait, because to me, I think that's extremist.
We could go one better here.
How many places in the world where Islam is practiced as a major religion will you let us set up a Christian court?
Yes.
Within your sovereign territory?
Yeah.
That doesn't happen anywhere.
You know where it happens?
The UK.
Several places in Europe.
They tried to do it here.
I think they tried to do it in Oklahoma.
They tried to do it in Michigan.
Tried to do it in New York.
That would never happen.
Right.
No.
I just, it's one of those things where people always take an extreme example.
I am saying the moderate examples of when Muslims attain power and use Islam as the basis for law.
It's not a place I would ever want to live.
It's not a place I would ever even be willing to visit.
I think it's extreme enough.
But hey, this is what we... So, out with the old Jack Dorsey, in with the new fascist asshole.
Wonderful!
At least he doesn't have a big, long beard that we know of yet.
We have no idea.
Yeah, but I think they managed to find someone worse.
Yeah.
Well, look, I want... Honestly, I'm not kidding.
I know this is gonna sound weird.
I want worse.
I want it to be so obvious that this person is evil that it becomes clear and nobody can make any equivocations just because Jack Dorsey had birds in his beard.
Who among us has not had a beard long enough to house birds?
It's fair.
I mean... I haven't, but I've had a mustache.
I just want us all to be able to move on from this.
I don't even know, we're already going late and I have this other crap to get through.
Jussie Smollett!
I don't give a shit about Jussie Smollett!
Where's Jussie Smollett?
I don't want to talk about it.
I had someone at Thanksgiving who had never heard of Jussie Smollett and I was like, you must consciously be avoiding any information.
Say his name!
Say his name, Steven!
I will not say his name.
The kid from Mighty Ducks before he got replaced by Kenan Thompson?
Yep.
Smelly!
Yeah.
Pay by check.
Even Gordon Bombay couldn't help that little prick.
Nope.
For those of you who don't remember Mighty Ducks, he's a drunk.
Gordon Bombay gets like his third DUI and the judge goes, you're a drunk and capable of self-control.
I sentence you to spending time with children.
And driving them to matches.
Yeah.
In a limo.
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right.
You'll hit people with a Zamboni.
Very drunk.
I have to do this segment, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Alright, we're going to go late today.
Look, smash the like button if you're happy that we go late.
I ask that you help us by commenting below because sometimes, this is true, sometimes the YouTube algorithm hurts us if we go long.
They don't want it to be beyond an hour sometimes and so you guys just help by commenting below.
Talk about whatever you want to.
Quarterback, you look and see if they're smashing that button or not and you tell us.
We'll stop right in the middle of this.
Don't make me pull over.
Smash it like, you know, you black people smash something, you know, black culturally.
Everything.
Wow.
Is that what you do?
Just aggressively.
All right.
This is something I want to talk about for a while.
You know, I said this before, anytime you see an American flag pin, yeah, you go, oh, conservative.
Anytime you see an American flag, you say, oh, conservative.
Why?
Do I need to explain why?
Look, why did people say that Judge Schreuder over there in Kenosha was clearly a Trumpist when he was appointed by a Democrat, to be clear, because God bless the USA was his ringtone?
The left tipped their hand and said, God bless the USA!
Obviously a leftist, obviously a liberal progressive wouldn't have that on their phone.
Probably not.
You probably have the Russian national anthem.
I want to talk about this.
We have a lot of people on the left and on the right talking about the country splitting up.
And I'll get into the polls as to why it seems like it's increasingly a possibility, and I think that would be better than an actual civil war, because those get violent and we obviously want to avoid violence where possible.
Of course.
Just break up.
Right.
Just break up.
It's not you, it's me.
Well, it's you.
Do it for the kids.
It's mostly you.
And I'm going to make a case here.
Set fire to my business.
I'm going to make a case here as to why conservatives, of course, get to remain America and liberals should be a separate country.
But I'll start with this.
Here's why I think that if we split up, as 40% of liberals want to, the left should be America-lite or new-whatever, because they hate the flag and they hate the anthem, for starters.
A new push by the California NAACP to get rid of the national anthem.
This song is wrong.
It should never have been there.
And just like we didn't have it until 1931, it won't kill us if it goes away.
History.
If you know your history, you know the full song of the National Anthem.
The third paragraph speaks to slaves in America, our blood being slain and piltered all over the floor.
It's disrespectful and it does not speak for black Americans.
It's obvious.
He's trapped.
When you're dumb.
I don't take it back because some of us live in a different America.
when we black Americans see this flag we know the person flying it is not safe to
be around and is a racist. Well you're dumb. I don't take it back because some of us
live in a different America. We really do. We don't have the same experience.
That lady's a founder of Black Lives Matter. Your dad taking you to Chuck E. Cheese later you freak.
Listen she lives in Utah. I was gonna say I'm guessing that she's number one
draft pick for black in Utah. Yeah well.
So look, I could say, hey, who gets to remain America and who has to change?
Uh, well, we conservatives get to stay America.
Why?
Because you don't want to have the Ameri- you want a different flag that's not the American flag, you hate the American flag, you hate the American anthem, bye bye, that's it, you're done, no more conversation, you have to go create a whole new country, we get to stay America.
I think I could end this segment at that, but I won't.
Is it Wokistan?
Can they have, like, that name?
You know what?
They can go create a country, and then we take over them and subjugate them.
You know, like the non-extremist Muslims do.
Conquest.
We wait six months, and then they're in bread lines, and we just walk into it.
Yeah, exactly.
That's a good thing.
Bread lines.
So, this is some of what's interesting.
It comes from both sides.
Before I get to the clip, let me read you a poll here.
Recent University of Virginia poll.
You have 41% of Biden voters and 52% of Trump voters want the country to split.
Wow.
So that's getting pretty close to 50%.
Yeah.
Across the whole spectrum.
And I expect that to only go up.
Sarah Silverman and Ted Cruz have put these side by side have actually both proposed solutions to this problem.
So it's not just the right or the left here.
So like, why don't we just finally just realize that this These states aren't working and, like, divide up into, like, two or three countries.
Like, USA 1 and USA 2.
And they can be USA1.
Like, the conservatives can be USA1, because they love being number one, and it means something to them, and I'd love to have that be theirs.
They can be USA1, we'll be USA2, and we'll be allies!
Listen, if the Democrats end the filibuster, if they fundamentally destroy the country, if they pack the Supreme Court, if they make D.C.
a state, if they federalize elections and massively expand voter fraud...
They fight to the death at the end of this.
And then kill the winner.
If it comes to a point where it's hopeless, then I think we take NASA, we take the military, we take the oil.
Looks like the one girl has a fishing rod.
So, I appreciate that. Sarah Silverman said we get to be USA number one.
Oh, that's nice of her.
The allies part?
I don't think we're going to be allies.
I don't know about that.
No, no, no, no, no.
I mean, we'll pretend that we don't hate you.
It'd be the greatest coup in military history.
Yeah, things were frosty with the British for like 50 years, so we'll need them.
We'll lay low for like six and a half months and then just take New Jersey.
A lot of New Jersey is shooting from guard towers.
Yes, exactly.
So this is something too that's widespread in media, to be clear.
New York Magazine, they have this story here.
Divided we stand, the country is hopelessly split, so why not make it official and break it up?
American Mind, a house dividing GQ, the United States so reviles itself it might actually break up.
Okay, so this is something...
And I want to point out why we get to be America number one.
And it's not just because of the flag.
It's not just because of the anthem.
Liberals genuinely, and I mean at this point in time, hate everything about this country.
You cannot be a progressive and like the United States of America, let alone love the United States of America.
They wish that America was like another country.
Now, conservatives are happy that the United States is singularly unique.
You know, when they say, we're the only country in the world that doesn't have socialized medicine, Conservatives go, we're the only country in the world that allows private choice with medicine.
And I get it.
The government, unfortunately, has encroached too much in medicine right now, where it's kind of a hybrid of the two.
Don't get me wrong.
But my point here is, we're happy.
Conservatives are patriotic because they love the fact that the United States is different from all of the other countries, largely who sort of spread from actual colonialism, right, under the English Empire.
This is what you had.
You had empires that spread across the globe.
And for the first time, you have the United States, who is the world's greatest superpower ever.
That isn't spreading across the globe like an empire.
Think about it.
You've got Guam, kind of Puerto Rico, and everywhere else we just have military bases where we ask for really nothing more than the land in which to bury the dead who went to go fight for those countries, which I frankly don't think we should be doing in the first place.
It's an anti-evil empire.
We love that the United States is what it is.
Now let me go through it point by point.
Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.
And show you exactly why the left hates Greenwood's God Bless the USA.
It's really because of the fact that, um, let's read these.
The Declaration of Independence.
I know it's been a while for those on the left.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator, capital C, with certain unalienable rights, capital R, that among these are life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness.
Now, that seems like something that's not a big deal.
And to conservatives, I know this is remedial for you, but to a lot of people who maybe haven't brushed up on this, the definition of unalienable is very important.
That means impossible to take away or give up.
What does that mean when you're drafting up a Declaration of Independence?
This means a birthright.
Not a civil right.
A birthright.
A natural right.
Unalienable rights are based in natural rights, meaning they are birthrights.
You are endowed with them by your Creator.
Because you're a human being, it is not anything that the government grants you.
And the entire purpose of writing unalienable rights, which means impossible to take away or give up, who could possibly take away your rights?
The government, right?
That's what we saw.
Those are the government.
That's the government that we fled, to be clear.
So we said, no, no, no, no, no.
The government doesn't grant.
It's not like common law.
The government doesn't grant rights.
The government exists exclusively to recognize and protect rights.
That is, that is, to be clear, singularly unique.
Yeah.
and the signing, the creating of America, and we'll get to the constitution
Yeah.
in ways that undergird it even further.
So let's, some critical examples here, COVID, COVID response, I think shows an unalienable right,
like what?
Not having something stuck into your body?
That's kind of a big one, right?
Not having someone come in and be able to shut down your business?
Yeah, not being called a non-essential worker.
Right?
Critical race theory?
Are all people created equal?
Black liberation theology.
Let me simplify this because people say critical race theory isn't a thing.
The idea that white people need to apologize for privilege, something that they've had no control over, is that viewing people as equal?
What about special affirmative action?
You say it's because you're trying to enforce equity.
However, if you try to enforce equity, you cannot treat all people as being created equal.
qualified based exclusively on their race.
You say it's because you're trying to enforce equity.
However, if you try to enforce equity, you cannot treat all people as being created equal.
You have to pick one.
I mean, we can go to the Freedom.
They'll say, well, we're free.
When the left says freedom, right, they say, we're the party.
You guys want to tell me what to do.
What they really mean is they think that conservatives want to tell them who they can screw or that they're not allowed to kill babies.
Those are the only areas that you can find where liberals are actually on the side of freedom.
Killing babies all the way up until including birth.
We've heard that.
That's the actual policy of the main Democratic Party.
And they want to have sex with whoever they... Well, look, first off, I don't care if you have sex with 50 guys in a truck stop.
That was weeks ago.
We don't care.
Just don't consider it the same kind of a family as a mother, a father, and kids.
steps. 48. Baby steps. Two or whatever. We don't care. Just don't consider it the same
kind of a family as a mother, a father, and kids. That's it.
That's all it is.
So, what they really see as freedom from the left is, I guess, abortion on demand, sexual liberation, free college, free healthcare, free EBT cards, welfare states.
These are not unalienable rights.
You are not born with a right to free college.
You are born with the right to defend your life, as we saw with Kyle Rittenhouse.
See the difference?
Are you starting to get the picture?
Yes.
Let's contrast this with the founder's vision, John Adams.
He said, Our constitution was made only for moral and religious people.
It is wholly inadequate for the government of any other.
Let's be really clear about this.
When people say the separation of church and state, first off, grab a constitution, find it.
That quote is not a real thing.
What you're talking about is the infringement on the practicing of religion.
State and church.
Right, state and church.
What you're talking about is keeping the government out of the church running business like the Church of England.
You can read all kinds of letters from Thomas Jefferson to the Danbury Baptists.
There were letters saying, no, no, we're not going to enforce a denomination or religion on anyone.
I believe in their first, I don't know if it was their first meeting in the chamber of the house.
George Washington walks across and leads them in prayer.
I think actually, if I'm not mistaken, Franklin did as well one time, even though he was most seen as a deist.
By the way, deists of the Founding Fathers, you would consider them a Christian fundamentalist these days.
These weren't deists who were practicing tantric yogi.
Tantric yoga, right?
Jack Dorsey.
No, they're not Jack Dorsey with... No.
They probably had some birds in their wigs.
Well, maybe.
And the guy had wooden teeth!
He's from England.
Come on, what do you want?
Syphilis head.
And I know people will say...
It's Freddie's new nightmare.
People will say that I'm strawmanning them here.
Well, no, I'm not.
I'm saying they were upset about a patriotic song.
I'm saying that they refer to American conservative patriots as white supremacists.
But let me just let me let you listen to them for themselves what they say.
You don't have to take my word for it.
Just take a look.
It's in this clip.
UN Ambassador Linda Thomas-Greenwood I've seen for myself how the original sin of slavery weaved white supremacy into our founding documents and principles.
Oh yeah, like all men are created equal in record time, making sure that slavery was abolished, and people like George Washington and Jefferson freeing their slaves upon their death.
Look, slavery was going on across the globe, and it's a horrible evil.
Let's be clear about it.
But we were the ones who tried to enshrine it into law that it would never be tolerated long term and fought one of the bloodiest battles in domestic history, I mean domestically for any country really, to end it.
Some credit?
Was it as bad as having to hear about it every five minutes?
Yeah, jeez, come on.
Here you have former Vice President Joe Biden disregarding the Constitution while we're talking about this.
The Constitution specifically on the CDC's, and this isn't just, I'm not saying This is unconstitutional.
Right.
Former Vice President Joe Biden with the eviction moratorium is saying, it's unconstitutional, I'm going to do it anyway.
We'll pass constitutional measure with this administration.
I can't tell you.
I don't know.
There are a few scholars who say it will, and others who say it's not likely to.
But, at a minimum, by the time it gets litigated, we'll probably give some additional time while we're getting that $25 billion out to people who are, in fact, Behind in the rent and don't have the money.
Okay.
The guy can't even bathe himself.
He can't.
I want to do this with the Constitution.
He can't do anything.
Walk up eight stairs.
Yeah, then do it.
Do your push-ups now, Joe.
Prove it.
That's a tall order.
Tall stairs.
So let's go through the... Yeah, I do push-ups with my wrists.
There's ripping through his skin.
Like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly when the elbows are...
Uh-huh.
Same thing, he has to have someone spit on his food to dissolve it.
Does that count as two?
Just like a baby bird.
Let me do girl push-ups.
Once he gets to his knees, his femurs go back out through his ass chest.
I'm changing.
Kamala chew your food and feed the king. His former vice president hungry?
Sorry, Joe Biden's gonna be late for his address.
So, let me go through the Bill of Rights here, where we can be really clear.
What does the left like about the United States?
That's a genuine question.
Comment below.
What do you think the left likes about the United States?
We've talked about abortion, we've talked about gay people screwing.
Great, what else?
Let's go through the Bill of Rights, and I'll tell you, they despise every last one of them.
And I have receipts.
First Amendment, freedom of speech, of course, you know, assembly, press, religion, big one there is speech.
51% of Democrats favor criminalizing quote-unquote hate speech.
We just saw that umbrella used by Jack Dorsey.
To get rid of the president.
Of course, you remember the Masterpiece Cake Shop Supreme Court case.
We're talking about a business having the right to practice their business as they see fit.
And again, this is designed to be modeled after other European nations and they constantly point... This is something else too.
When you hear people like Bernie Sanders...
And Elizabeth Warren say, we're not talking about communism, we're not talking about socialism, we're pointing to the Scandinavian countries.
Let me ask you this.
We've been to a lot of Black Lives Matter rallies, Antifa rallies.
Fun time.
I've not seen one Norwegian fucking flag.
You would think.
I've seen a lot of hammer and sickle flags.
Lots of those.
I've seen a lot of fists.
Haven't seen Sweden anywhere.
Is it me?
That's strange.
Anyone ever see a Danish flag?
And Chaz!
I've seen a Danish.
That's the Women's March.
Oh yeah, that's right.
They had a wonderful spread, Continental.
Is a vagina hat a flag?
Does that count?
No!
I'm sorry, but it's never once.
They use it when... No, look, let's be honest.
It's Marxism.
It's communism.
You just heard Jack Dorsey use that to justify removing the sitting President of the United States for urging people to be peaceful, and they want to... the left wants to model us after other countries where you can be arrested for saying the wrong thing.
Our good friend Mike Ward in Canada just filed He finally won at a higher court on appeals.
He was fined 50-something thousand dollars for a joke.
We've had stories here in the UK where people have been put in jail for doing covers at a karaoke bar of Kung Fu Fighting and it offended people.
Okay?
You do not have free speech anywhere outside of the United States of America.
The left wants the United States of America to be like these other countries.
Let's go to the Second Amendment.
That one's pretty clear.
The right to keep and bear arms.
What happens after shootings?
Let's just... Biden did this, your former Vice President Biden, right after the Boulder, Colorado shooting.
I think we have a clip.
I don't need to wait another minute, let alone an hour, to take common sense steps that will save the lives in the future.
Actually, you have to go through the legislative process, but whatever.
We can ban assault weapons in high-capacity magazines in this country.
Hide them in trash cans.
Put them in the trash.
His son was watching that going, oh, threw his revolver in a kid's toy box.
At least it was loaded with blanks.
Leaves it on the doctor's office where there's like the ball thing the kids play with.
Is this from the set of Rust?
Yeah.
So what does Biden want?
He wants gun buybacks, red flag laws, national registry, to ban effective... By the way, you saw Cal Rittenhouse.
Kind of an argument there that an old double-barreled shotgun, which you would illegally and irresponsibly fire into the air on the porch upon your former vice president's advice, might not be enough when you're being chased by serial pedophiles.
Just saying.
In other words, I think we just saw the clearest example of why the government has no right to ban high-capacity magazines.
Well, and look at Australia.
We see how well the gun ban went there.
It's really a good idea to get rid of all your weapons.
Right.
By the way, we also need to get rid of Ford Escapes.
That's true.
Because it's their fault.
How many Ford Escapes?
If you can save one Ford Escape victim.
Hell yes!
use it for anything. Who can forget this? Of course, he's running again in Texas.
Oh, Jesus.
Hey, to O'Rourke's camp. What did he say when the veil was lifted in a moment of, I
don't know, I assume, opiate-induced euphoria? Otherwise, this is the most ill-advised statement
I've ever heard when you're running for anything in Texas.
Here's what he said.
Hell yes, we're going to take your AR-15, your AK-47. We're not going to allow it to
be used against our fellow Americans anymore.
What a dumbass.
Okay.
He really is the worst.
Texas bro.
An AK-47 has the ability to be fully automatic.
An AR-15 is not.
I mean, maybe you can make it that way, but you can also get semi-automatic AK-47s.
He's an idiot!
No, I know.
Your laser rifles.
When's the last time you saw an African country that's got AK-47s running around, or the Russian military, that was like, yeah, you have to pull the trigger every time.
Every single time you see it, it's fully automatic.
Every time you see an AR-15 in the United States, almost without an example of it being the other way, it is one.
I don't want to say that I have a semi-automatic AK-47.
But the point is they exist.
Yeah, they exist.
I see that every time I shut my eyes.
I know, but it's like, it's pointless.
Yeah, no, you just said, he just said, HELL YES I WANT TO LOSE THIS ELECTION!
And he did!
Wish granted!
Done!
You know you're running for office in Texas, right?
WE WANT TO TAKE YOUR RIGHTS AWAY!
VOTE FOR ME!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's what I said, we can't be used against another American.
I don't know, it could maybe be used against the government trying to come and take them away.
No.
Are you threatening violence?
I don't know.
Are you threatening violence?
No, I'm just gonna take your guns away.
That's violence, prick.
No, I'm gonna take them away.
No, you're not.
I say no.
Well, you have to.
No.
You have to or else, or else what?
You're going to send in people with guns to take my guns away.
So I will respond to your violence with violence.
Makes sense?
People want to say, it's unbelievable, that kind of gaslighting.
Like, hey, you're starting violence.
If you send people with guns into my home to take the guns away, of course you're starting, of course you're being violent.
I don't know why this isn't basic to people.
And this is one of those things, the incredible case that many people know, there are going to be Supreme Court cases on the Second Amendment coming up soon, Heller v.
D.C., the dissenting opinions, I believe it was four, the dissenting opinions, in other words, this was a case that said individual citizens have the right to own firearms.
The dissenting opinions weren't a capacity ban.
weren't, well you can't have an AK or you can have this gun but only revolvers.
The dissenting opinions from the liberal judges were, private citizens have no right to own firearms whatsoever.
I don't care where you line up and what you think common sense gun control is. Can we all
agree that that opinion is not reconcilable with the constitution? Yeah. 100%.
What about Chinese throwing snares? Well, that just pisses them off.
Does it?
I'm pretty good with them.
What about Birdshot?
I played Shinobi too.
I got a whole door at my house covered in them.
I'm special.
There's so many channels on YouTube for people who buy throwing knives.
Oh yeah.
I was at a Christian youth group, and this guy was trying to impress girls.
He was like, yeah, it was mall security.
Yeah, that'll get them wet.
He claimed he works security, and I was maybe 12 at the time.
I said, oh, so you carry a gun?
And he looks at me, and he looks at the girls, and he goes, no, I don't believe in guns.
I carry African throwing knives.
And I said, he was 17, I said at 12, I said, no you don't.
Then I walked away.
Then his brother punched me because apparently I ruined his chances with a girl.
And then during a looting he was stabbed by just a regular ol' African knife.
Ah, I'm not even gonna throw this one.
Just run you through.
No, why is that better?
Why is it morally better that I didn't pull out a gun and go bang and kill you, but I sunk a knife six inches into your skull and killed you?
Like, ah, well at least that's a fair fight.
You know why you're okay with it?
Because it's pretty much impossible to do.
No, I know, I'm just kidding.
Throwing knives and ninja stars are useless.
Watch, there's going to be one guy who's like, I'm going to practice ninjutsu.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
I wish I could see the shit slides so I could hit one.
Or a fat guy sold you Chinese slippers who watched too much Ninja Turtles.
You don't practice ninjutsu.
Go ninja, go ninja, go.
Okay.
So, this is another example.
What else do liberals hate?
So, First Amendment, Second Amendment.
Right, Declaration of Independence.
Let's go to the Sixth Amendment.
Fair and speedy trial.
This is where we're talking about the whole idea of people being allowed the legal process.
Well, I think we just saw this take place, where now we have trial by media.
Judge Schroeder revealed that people had been filming the Rittenhouse jury.
Of course, they could be political moderates.
Now, so the appearances are as before, other than the jury is not in the room.
And it was reported to me that By Lieutenant Zerline that this morning, Lieutenant Zerline, that this morning at the pickup there was someone there and was video recording the jury which the officers approached the person and required him to, him, her, I didn't even ask, to delete the video
And if you continue the clip, you hear, God bless the USA!
And a third time, I'm gonna take my belt off.
Yes!
Did you see my entire chair reclines, even with the pillars?
continue the clip you hear God bless the USA!
And a third time I'm gonna take my belt off.
Yes!
Did you see my entire chair reclines even with the pillars?
And that clip, by the way, because we were planning this segment before the Rittenhouse
trial went on.
After that clip, NBC had the jury bus followed!
By the way, bastion of conservatism over there at NBC.
You're villainizing people that are there to do a public service.
That's what drives me absolutely nuts about it.
You have to have a jury there.
These people are there.
Don't dox them and get them hurt for showing up and doing what they're appointed to do.
You remember the George Floyd trial?
It was like, oh, if they don't come back with the right verdict, we're going to burn this mother down.
Oh, there you go.
Thanks for bringing that up because we have that clip of that soulless succubus, Maxine Waters.
We're looking for a guilty verdict.
We're looking for a guilty verdict.
We gotta stay on the street.
And we've got to get more active.
We've got to get more confrontational.
We've got to make sure that they know that we mean business.
There's not enough adrenochrome in the world to turn back that biological clock.
Oh no.
The Montgomery Burns treatment isn't going to let that thing sound natural.
You could hook up podlings like blood bags to her for the rest of her life in an IV drip.
If she was in the Cocoon movie, you'd be like, you still look gross.
Didn't work for you.
What happened?
My grandma's climbing trees and shit, and you're just, oh, she's drowned at the bottom of the pool.
Wilford Brimley got his feet back.
Yeah.
For crying out loud.
You're just like... From the diabetes.
I'm so old.
Your wife climb a lot of trees, does she?
She climbs one every once in a while.
Not to mention...
Let's go play in the pool.
Marco Polo.
Vaccine's not gonna come.
Vaccine's not gonna come.
It don't work.
She must be immune from the healing powers.
I just can't swim.
She gets in there with floaties.
Ah!
Where's the egg?
Where's the egg?
Few people who remember Cocoon, I appreciate you still remaining with us.
It's a high-brow comedy here.
Yeah, Steve Guttenberg classic.
I bet a classic is redundant next to the name Guttenberg.
I don't give a rat's ass what the former vice president says, he can eat a dick.
Joe Biden, let me show you what he said about the Chauvin case before the verdict was even reached.
Overwhelming.
Ah, it's overwhelming.
Everything's overwhelming.
Let me go really quickly here, let me just go through the rest of this.
Again, my question to you is, you can comment below, what is it, if we separate, what is it that liberals would keep that is American?
They hate the anthem, they hate the flag.
We've now gone through First Amendment, free speech, no.
Second Amendment, of course not.
I don't even need to explain it to you, but you're welcome, I did.
And now we went through the Sixth Amendment.
Now let's get to the Tenth Amendment for people who aren't necessarily familiar with it.
It's federalism, states' rights.
This is basically about punting things that aren't outlined expressly beforehand or in these documents to the states.
Everyone here understands that?
Apparently people on the left don't.
I guess they don't teach it in Harvard Law.
So, H.R.
1 would be a federal takeover of the elections, just to be clear.
Yep.
Biden's New House America initiative would federalize local zoning laws.
To be clear about that, we're going to do a whole segment on this.
This is basically something where they will, in order to create equity in the suburbs, people who've left downtown, they will basically put Section 8 housing into the middle of any suburb they choose.
Yeah.
Yours, right now.
An area where people have left, they will do that and say, well, we're going to do so in the name of equity.
What else has the left tried to federalize?
Well, of course, healthcare.
We know that.
That was Obama's big accomplishment that he attempted.
Abortion.
They want abortion to be taxpayer-funded nationally, on-demand, taxpayer-funded, period.
Education.
The Federal Department of Education.
A lot of you don't know this, but your parents probably went to school and had higher-than-average test scores and better quality of life after school.
Before there was a Federal Department of Education, it was all done by the states.
Marriage!
They want there to be marriage laws across the country as opposed to being recognized on a state-by-state basis.
If you look at what the left does, they want to federalize everything, centralize control, centralize power, remove your individual rights.
So this is what I say.
I say this, but I honestly, if there's a counter-argument that I'm missing, I really want to hear it from you.
I really do.
I can, when people say, hey, Liberals have changed.
Now you say, well that's just a cop-out.
When I look back at JFK, you're talking about a guy who reduced taxes.
You're talking about a guy who was actually more of a war hawk than a lot of people.
When you look at JFK and you look at a lot of the things that he did, he absolutely would be considered a radical Republican today.
It has changed.
It definitely has.
So in other words, I can hear that argument.
And look at comedians.
Yeah.
I mean, Carlin, Lenny Bruce.
I love when people say, what if Carlin was around today?
It's like, no, he stood against everything you believe in.
Yeah.
I don't know if he would have morphed, though, because a lot of these people, then they go like, oh, well, now I want to be more sensitive, you know?
Oh, no.
Have you seen his last special?
Yeah, he just seems like a grumpy old man, though.
Right, wouldn't you be?
He was always kind of a grumpy old man, though.
You fought for all this, and then it was like, oh, fine, you're all just terrible.
He's like, clearly it's not going to change at all.
I just wonder if he would have been able to realize that, oh, my war is not with the evangelical right anymore, it's these people.
Because you see it with people like Dave Chappelle, but Dave Chappelle was never aggressively sort of like anti-Christian, because he's a practicing... Yeah, he's not either, yeah.
But George Carlin was always, these silly people on the right, these evangelical Christians.
And I wonder if he would realize, oh, the left has become more dogmatic and is infringing.
Sometimes people are so, they've dug their heels in so much they can't accept that the left is more dogmatic than.
It's true, but he also did an entire bit, for example, Save the Earth People.
Oh yeah, yeah.
At the same time as he was, he would always go back and forth.
I mean, he was considered liberal, but he ripped liberals apart on every single special he ever did.
Was that the one where he talked about how they only care about the cute animals?
Yes.
Or he said, we hear all the time that dolphins are getting caught in the tuna nets!
What about the tuna getting caught in the tuna nets?
He's like, you think some plastic bottles is going to stop the earth?
Volcanoes?
He just names off every natural disaster because it'll shake us off like fleas.
You're not helping anybody.
And then we'll be put into a helmet with a beagle.
We have to get, we've gone over time, so let me just leave you with, I am curious to hear anyone's argument as to, well actually, the traditional left, libertarians, conservatives, you can't even say libertarians, look, the right is Trump, MAGA, traditional conservatives, evangelicals, working class, proud immigrants who've taken their naturalization oath, libertarians, the left is Woke and James Carville.
That's really all you have on the left at this point.
So if someone has an argument as to why it is that they have any stake or any claim to
the United States of America, I will tell you this.
If we separate, and it looks like we're going to go that way, the reason that conservatives
deserve to remain in the United States of America is because what we seek to conserve
is the United States of America.
That's what makes us conservative here in the United States.
The left doesn't believe that all people are created equal.
They don't believe in equality.
They believe in equity.
They don't believe in the First Amendment, the right to speak freely.
They don't believe in the right to assemble freely.
It depends on your political motivation.
They don't believe in the Second Amendment, the God-given right to protect yourself.
They don't believe in the Sixth Amendment when we're talking about the legal procedures that we have in due process.
They don't believe in the Tenth Amendment.
They seek to federalize everything in the name of more efficiency and more what?
What is it again?
Equity.
All of this is done in the name of equity because if you scare people enough to believe that the system is stacked against them and the system is so big that the only thing which could possibly fix it Is putting more money into the system?
Well then, congratulations.
You are a liberal.
And you know what?
You get to be America number two.
Or maybe you could just call yourself The System Country.
We'll continue being the USA with the same anthem and the same flag.