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April 20, 2020 - Louder with Crowder
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Obama Funded China's COVID-Leaking Lab?! | #10 Good Morning MugClub
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We have a lot to get to here today.
We're going to talk about Barack Obama funding the Chinas.
Funding the Chinese.
The Chiney.
They Chiney, but he dumb.
And funding them after the one child policy that they enforced.
And I was there in Cancun, Mexico when, what's his name?
Ted Turner was talking about that.
Being a good idea.
Rode in on a bison.
And.
What?
Two bison.
Then, yeah.
Like skis.
Yeah.
Slalom.
We'll also be talking about Shake Shack, Ilhan Omar, what else?
Why Brian Stelter's a bitch?
So we'll get to all of that.
But my question to you is, have you guys heard about the report, by the way, that Barack Obama did fund the bat coronavirus lab in Wuhan?
Did you guys know that about the experiments?
I did, yes.
But I just read about it.
I didn't know it at the time.
Do you think anyone in the United States has any business funding any of that overseas, these labs where they're doing the bat stuff?
Hey, let's see what's going on at CNN.
There's a guy right there who looks like a Jungle Book character.
I think he needs some eye drops.
I thought I was talking with Blitzer this morning.
No, no, it's SOS.
He's like, get me off this damn channel.
Please, someone.
I thought I was talking with Blitzer this morning.
I get Poppy Harlow.
Speaking of which, quick fact check here, by the way.
Do we have a chance to talk about the news?
I'm not sure if we have a chance to talk about the news.
Speaking of which, quick fact check here by the way.
Just was breaking on CNN.
Shake Shack.
Shake Shack, they gave back some of their stimulus money.
People got really mad because they said, why do these giant corporations get this money?
So they gave it back.
If I were Shake Shack, I would give the money back and immediately everybody off.
Just lay them off.
Just lay them off and be done.
Like, that's it.
This is so funny when they go, trickle down, why are we giving this to businesses?
Well, what do you think is going to happen if they can't employ anybody?
It's nice for you to have a check and basically a free vacation, but you know what?
If you want a job when you come back, we do need to support the infrastructure that actually creates the jobs.
That does help occasionally.
They are so screwed, by the way.
This is virtue signaling at its finest.
They received a $10 million loan, which means they went through the loan process thinking it was a good idea to get the money in the first place.
They have $100 million in the bank, their latest SEC filing showed, and now they've got public pressure to give it back.
They can never lay anybody off again because then they'll be screwed either way.
Right.
Oh, you gave the money back?
We know you have $100 million.
Why are you laying anybody off?
I'd keep the shakers, but I'd lay off the shacks.
Yeah, I don't like those guys either.
Unnecessary.
It seems superfluous.
No, no.
Why?
And why a shack in this day and age?
Come on, like a castle?
A small brick home?
They used to take pride in marketing.
It used to be White Castle, and we all knew it was a shack.
But now they say Shake Shack, and we all know it's got the new sconces on the wall and that weird horizontal wood pallet that you see at every single church.
You know what they also have?
What?
That Coke machine that has all of the flavors in one.
So you know you're getting the flavors of all the different things.
Yeah, you're just getting it mixed.
Nothing's pure these days.
No, that is just a dopamine surge.
Really, I mean, it's worse than pornography.
They yell at me when I stick my head in it.
It's terrible.
Cheese shanty.
Remember?
Don't use that word because it's a small local mom-and-pop shop and I don't want other people to know about it.
Good lord, he's gonna reveal all my spots.
You want to give him my after-work schedule, Gerald?
They have no idea where this place is.
Before we get to Brian Seltzer, we have a long video.
Ilhan Omar, now it's been found out that she's been using donor money to pay the firm that she had an affair with.
The guy who owns the firm is the guy she had an affair with.
So she did the guy.
So she used, yeah, donations and or taxpayer dollars to pay the marketing firm of the man
Huh.
with whom she had an affair.
So it's not enough to be a terrorist sympathizer.
Now she's got to be a cheating whore, an embezzling cheating whore.
Yeah, and all she has is taxpayer dollars.
Monopoly money at this point, right?
I mean, I guess it's sort of reverse prostitution?
Let's talk about the science of reverse prostitution.
I don't know, I mean, at what point, I mean, I guess it's sort of reverse prostitution?
I don't really know how you got it.
What is reverse?
Reverse is the opposite of prostitution.
Let's talk about the science of reverse prostitution.
All I know is he must be a great lay.
Which, by the way, you had your first year anniversary.
I did, yesterday.
Did you social distance?
The only way, by the way, to social distance on your anniversary is two prophylactics and a very long penis.
No social distancing.
No?
No.
You don't have any of those?
Coupling.
Coupling?
Did you have sex on your anniversary, Gerald?
I think that's what we're implying here.
Good, okay.
That face and the thumbs up, the implication there gives children nightmares.
That, and if only it could fit in Joe Biden sniffing.
Wait, I think Nambla just found their new poster.
Did everyone here have a good weekend?
Did you have a good weekend?
Yes!
It was a fantastic weekend.
Social distancing.
And just to be clear, we are not all in this together.
I want to be very clear about this.
When people talk about privilege, I recognize that I am actually privileged in the sense that this does not affect me nearly as badly as someone who has lost their job on a manufacturing line, who lives in a small apartment.
I live in a decent-sized home.
I don't go out a whole lot anyway.
I'm really recluse.
I'm a homebody.
This is far harder, for example, for an 82-year-old diabetic nightclubber.
This has got to be hell on earth for him, because he's lost everything he loves.
So I want to be clear.
Sorry.
In setting up the context as to why, and I feel like I pick on him a whole lot, to the point where it borders on bullying, but I don't care.
It does.
It's just bordering.
Brian Stelter, I saw a tweet about this, and then why am I touching this?
Because I'm uncomfortable.
Because I know I have to watch that fat gay face.
No, sorry, married face.
Oh, yes, true.
To a woman!
Brian Stelter talked about hitting, just let's just play this.
This is Brian Stelter because he's just like you.
It's okay to not be okay right now.
That's the main thing I want to say to everyone watching.
Okay.
All of us are grieving, whether we sense it or not.
All of us have lost something in the past few weeks.
You ever accidentally grieve?
Some have suffered the ultimate loss of a father or mother, spouse or relative.
Others have lost livelihoods.
They've lost access to family and friends.
Just losing the regs and routines that make life what it is is a profound loss.
We're all grieving.
Do you look at notes?
I have to admit to you, I have tried to bottle it all up.
I guess I was trying to be stoic for my wife and kids.
It wasn't until this Friday night that I hit a wall.
I was supposed to be finishing my nightly newsletter that I mentioned earlier.
But I couldn't do it.
I couldn't get it done.
I was so gutted by the death toll.
I was so angry about ignorance in Washington.
My grief ate my homework.
Also his hairline.
That's when the tears came.
We don't talk about this on TV.
I think we should change that.
have already lost their jobs.
It was that mix of emotions that many of you also feel.
Also his hairline.
And that's when the tears came.
That's when the tears came.
We don't talk about this on TV.
Also when I realized that I'll never get to meet George Michael.
I think we should talk about this.
Really?
You think we should talk about this?
Because we've been doing the opposite of that.
Yeah, we do.
Far, far worse.
solution to stress or anxiety or other emotions as a result of this crisis.
Look, let's remember, we've never lived through something quite like this.
We have nothing to compare this with.
Yeah, we do.
Far, far worse.
When did CNN turn into an op-ed for Teen Vogue?
You can feel your feelings and you love Tanner Green.
You can answer us at cnn.com.
All time bests?
Devon Sauer or JTT?
Facetiming.
The emotions are real.
For everybody.
They're a big part of the story.
Can someone just put an overlay in there where between We Are All Grieving and CNN it says, About We Are All Grieving.
The reactions were extraordinary.
The outpouring of reactions was extraordinary.
I'm still getting hundreds of emails from readers about this.
For him, that's an event.
That's why I hope you can relate to this as well.
Like someone's walking in with emails, like there'll be physical letters, like someone's walking in, we have all these letters for Brian Stelter!
Throw them on the table with a Santa Claus sack.
There's just all AARP membership.
Junk mail.
No, HairClub for Men.
HairClub for Men.
They related to this.
One of them was my GLAAD renewal.
It's okay to not be okay right now.
It's the wrong overlay.
That's a squirrel.
It's not an overlay at all.
Okay to not be okay?
So my message to you is, when someone asks you if you're okay right now, Tell the truth.
No, no, no.
We need to let him make his point.
It's okay to not be okay.
We've heard it three times!
Twenty-five years ago today.
I thought we had nothing to compare this to.
It seems to me that's a little more severe.
They should ask your boyfriend.
They should ask every other person on CNN who dogs on America like every other minute, right?
Are you kidding me?
All of a sudden he loves Oklahoma?
Right.
Everybody thinks Americans have lost the capacity for love and caring and courage.
They should ask your boyfriend.
They should ask every other person on CNN who dogs on America like every other minute.
You kidding me?
All of a sudden he loves Oklahoma?
Right.
And America?
I think this is the first time he actually used the word Oklahoma instead of flyover
Right, yeah, yeah.
There's also the disaster distress hotline, the helpline.
We will put that number up as well.
Wait, that's his number.
There's also the disaster number hotline that you can call for a good time.
He just gave out his email.
His own email.
Oh god, this is live and we're going to be accused of doxxing, right?
I think he did it.
We're going to be accused of doxxing a fat gay guy.
It's not our fault.
It is, of course, okay to not be okay.
And I understand the irony is not lost on me when I try to be authentic and vulnerable at the end of these shows.
Usually when we do those, the crowd closes.
That being said, this is not that point.
I hit a wall.
Really?
Okay, now I would understand if he hit a wall if you had COVID-19.
Somebody in your family.
If you actually lost a direct relative.
Of course you hit a wall, but you hit a wall because of the news that you are peddling all the time.
It's the letters.
And what's amazing is we have nothing to compare this to.
I was just watching, and it's a little heavy handed, the plot against America, which is, you know, if Lindbergh had won instead of FDR.
And I can see all the implications that, you know, Donald Trump in America first, and he must hate the Jews, even though his son-in-law is Jared Kushner.
But I digress.
Anyway, it's still a pretty good show.
But I was sitting there going, when people talk about how this is unprecedented, right, the new normal, do you really think, and I get it, I get it, we need to take precautions like we've talked about, we've always encouraged you to wash your hands, sanitize, masks, I just think we need to be accurate about the numbers, but it is remarkable to me to compare this to, say, how do you think Americans felt when you're talking about fear, or really anyone across the globe, when France surrendered and there was the blitzkrieg in London?
You don't think that was a little bit scarier, watching the Nazis march through Europe, knowing that we are next, unless we enter into, possibly, the bloodiest war of all time?
That's what we thought.
We're going, man, we're going to lose a lot of lives.
Imagine, just to put yourself in that mindset, France surrenders.
Do you have any idea how spine-chilling that must have been back then?
And you want to compare that to your coverage of COVID-19?
It's not even close!
No, it's not.
Of course, every loss, every life lost is precious.
We understand that.
We always have to say this, because if you don't say it, you don't make sure there's 30 seconds of context where you talk about all the heroes and the first responders and lives lost.
People say that you don't care, but the fact is, we all know that, right?
Let's move on in being accurate about the numbers.
But to act as though you hit a wall, because this is the hardest moment in American history, It's not even the hardest moment in our lifetimes when you compare it to 9-11.
Well, did he hit the same wall in 2009?
I'm sure we can go back and see coverage of that when 60,000 people died from the swine flu that year.
Right.
I'm assuming he hit the same wall because he said, I'm gutted by the number of people that died.
I'm like, well, nobody wants people to die, but... Or the 2017 flu year, which was like 70-something thousand for flu.
This isn't that different.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, it's different.
I mean, I get that it's hitting you now, but you also don't seem to be very genuine in this as well.
I thought he was just sad he doesn't have anything else new to say.
I've run out of things to say.
I mean, guys, you've got to give him a little credit.
He's run out of things to say.
And that's heartbreaking.
He's just sour fat bald man.
I mean, like... Sour patch fat gay bald man.
I don't want those candies.
I think we should send him some Snickers.
It'll make him feel better.
Someone photoshopped that.
I want sour patch stelters.
First they're sweet, then they're gay.
But rainbow colored.
I guess they already are rainbow-colored.
And it's just amazing.
This is also a guy, too, when you're talking about privilege, who somehow got his foot in the door by selling something that wasn't worth anything and working at CNN.
There is no redeeming value there.
I need to know the back story.
I don't understand.
There needs to be some kind of talent.
I get that at least Chris Cuomo was telegenic.
I've been often told that I myself have the gift of gab, though I would prefer it were welding.
I don't get what Brian Stelter brings to the table and now it just seems like this is what I just I hit a wall like what are you running the Boston Marathon?
I hit a wall!
I had to type, I had to co-sign a newsletter!
Someone else typed it up, I used A.B.
to ask someone to automate a newsletter and I had to put my name on there I said That's when the tears came.
Is he like a first responder?
Is he on the front lines, like, working every day amongst sick people, helping people like that?
Is that what he's doing?
Or is he actually in a studio making millions of dollars and totally fine?
Hey, he works at CNN.
It's filled with sick people.
Have you ever watched their coverage?
But he's already been infected with that.
Yeah, well, he was the first responder in the department store when Moscow and the Hudson defected.
Can't you hear?
He's the first!
Yes, I'm kidding.
Love you, Joe.
That was his joke.
You notice within a few days of Cuomo kind of having a break and speaking honestly about his feelings about CNN and their hyper-partisanship, etc., you also have Stelter saying, I'm hitting a wall, I can't do, you know, this coverage, all this crap.
We're peddling.
He's actually getting to me.
I can't really spend the dollars as quickly as I would like to cover up for the feeling of horror that I have in peddling this crap.
He's just wishing for the days of Jussie Smollett to come back.
Please, I'm gonna race bait again.
When he can get back to honest-to-God news.
Alright, we don't really have that much to offer you here.
I just wanted to touch on it.
Let's go to another story here right now.
Florida beaches, right there, reopening.
And it's amazing that this is as controversial as it is.
I'll get to why in a second, and I want to know what you guys think.
Republican, obviously, Governor DeSantis.
Right now, this is being covered everywhere.
I think we have a clip.
Meanwhile, some states are already starting to ease restrictions.
In Florida, very popular beaches like Jacksonville, Neptune Beach, and Atlantic Beach, they're open today.
Governor Ron DeSantis gave the green light despite the growing outbreak, but those beach mayors specify they're open for exercise purposes only and not for tanning nor gathering in large groups.
I'm looking at a fat guy on that beach who's clearly not exercising.
Yep, not exercising at all.
I don't know who is Stelter's Double, who they had to...
Because of the social distancing?
I was exercising.
It just caught me while I was taking a breather.
And unfortunately, the first beach they name open is Jacksonville.
It's where dreams go to die.
And people!
So this is obviously, it's been trending.
Leftists are outraged everywhere on Twitter that, oh, morons in Florida.
And let me be really clear.
If you go to the beach, you should still practice certain precautions.
Now, what I saw there were couples who were walking hand in hand, as couples do, and then other people.
And they were relatively far apart.
And I know some people aren't necessarily obeying them.
But this is, to me, entirely reasonable.
It's amazing to me that people are saying, these people protesting going out.
First off, they're not really protesting going out to the beaches anymore, just to be clear.
They're actually going out there and obeying the law.
But it is amazing to me that people are upset that the beaches are open, but not upset over the fact that in New York City, the subways have always been open!
The subways are rolling Pringles tubes of farts!
It's already a cesspit, so...
I can't really do anything about that.
It is disgusting!
And by the way, they did say it could be the source of the virus spread, like subways.
That's absolutely terrible.
And people say, well, we need the subways for the economy in New York.
First off, the economy has kind of stopped a little bit.
You can walk, you can ride your bike, the weather should allow it if you're an eco-friendly activist at this point.
And if you want to talk about the economy in Florida, it's almost entirely reliant on waterfront activities.
Just ask the mayor of Amity.
So let me get this straight, so large open spaces, bad.
Petri dishes underground in New York, good.
That's what I'm hearing.
I still have the Dixie Chicks in my head.
You know, and every time they mention the subway, they talk about how it's necessary for the economy.
Right.
And I'm like, I don't understand.
I thought you guys just said you don't care about the economy.
Yeah, right.
So, am I allowed to go for a walk in my neighborhood?
Because that's kind of like going to a beach if I'm not- You really pronounce the L like in walk a lot.
Walk?
Walk.
I don't begrudge you.
I was just noticing.
There's nothing more entertaining in any given week than the hills that Gerald chooses to climb.
I write them down in a little notebook and I just giggle.
I love it.
It's the L in walk.
Walk.
I will not say walk.
I'd like to see that Battle of Bunker Hill history tour.
Gerald is there.
There you go.
There's where Gerald died.
And there too.
It's like, that's not even a hill.
It's more of a moat.
It's actually a depression in the ground.
It's a pit that I threw myself into.
Wait a second!
This is just landfill!
He chose his resting place.
I did.
This is something else that is pretty important, too.
When you compare, also, subways, right?
Subterranean, sick alien, that stuff.
By the way, Radiohead, I don't know if you ever listened to OK Computer, but I always felt like it kind of gets me a little bit disoriented.
York said that was the design of OK Computer was to make people kind of nauseous.
Like, oh, what's with you?
It's what it kind of feels like, art.
Yeah, there's some great songs and then it's also just a bunch of crap What are you doing York?
What are you doing York?
Don't you know art is supposed to bother you?
Oh.
Yes.
It's supposed to cause...
Art is supposed to be irritating.
So when you compare the subway to Florida, there's also—remember Donald Trump was mocked for saying that, you know, this could go away in April?
Now we know that sunlight actually seems to be killing COVID-19, according to some new studies.
That heat, humidity are bad for it, and specifically direct sunlight can kill it very quickly.
Now, this isn't entirely definitive, but every study that we have available to us says that it is helpful So that's a good thing, especially if you look at the numbers between sort of southern states and where it spread more rapidly.
I think the average temperature, we'll talk about this a little bit later tonight, I'll do a little bit more of a deep dive, I think it's like, it's very low, and this very low humidity.
So there is a trend, there is a correlation, they looked to see if there was a causation by studying this virus with UV light directly, and it turns out The sun kills it.
So, if anything is going to be open, the New York subway, where people relieve themselves on a regular basis in the pit of filth and sadness that is New York City.
And just do bed wrap.
Or the open air with salt water and UV light.
Did you pick?
By the way, are we just now realizing that there's a flu season?
Flu season's not during the summertime.
Haven't we known this for like 150 years, that flu tends to spread during colder months with lower humidity?
We've known it since Doc Holiday.
I mean, come on.
This can't be news to anybody, right?
Yeah.
Really?
Doc Holiday had rickets.
Was that what we had?
No, we had TB.
TB, TB.
Who was the kid who had the rickets?
I don't know.
Ricketts was vitamin D, right?
Ricketts, and then TB was what?
Probably Macaulay Culkin.
Sorry Mr. Culkin, I hate to diagnose you with it, but apparently you have Ricketts.
It's old hat!
Can I get a genuine reaction, please?
Any more thoughts on Florida?
I hate Florida.
Oh, by the way, South Carolina just followed suit and said, yeah, we're opening, too.
Really?
Yeah, their beaches as well.
So it looks like everybody's going to open their beaches in warm climates and be like, ha ha!
Yeah, so the MSNBC anchor said something about, like, despite the growing numbers, like adding one is growing.
Yes.
It will always be growing until there is no more cases.
You know what else is growing?
Adding 3,700 that were never even tested for COVID.
That is also a number that can contribute to growth.
Hey, pull some more out from the morgue.
Let's just add to that.
But this guy has a knife wound.
You know?
Best not to take chances.
That knife had COVID on it.
Don't let COVID put complications around COVID.
There you go.
This guy crashed his car, but we have strong reason to believe that before he crashed his car, he went, ah, COVID!
And that's what caused the crash.
Yeah, that's what caused the crash.
Yeah, I didn't even know.
He was watching Brian Stelter and his little...
Little icon.
I'm not okay too, Brian.
It's okay to not be okay.
And by the way, it is okay to not be okay.
Just like, this is what's the thing with Brian Seltzer.
I was just watching a 30 for 30.
Did you see this on the Duke Lacrosse?
That's a great one.
That's actually a really good one because I didn't know a whole lot about the actual evidence of the case and that Niphon, Niphon, Niphon, the guy who was prosecuting, how he actually withheld evidence and actually lied about DNA evidence.
He was disbarred.
The guy who actually was prosecuting, yeah, completely disbarred, like very quickly.
So the problem with that, right, is that it does a huge disservice, as we've always talked about, to women who are the victims of a horrible crime like rape, right?
It's okay to not be okay when there is something that makes you not okay.
But to simply say you're not okay because of the coverage that you have peddled out there to try and make people think that it is hopeless, that's not an excusable reason.
And this is something, this is really true.
My therapist just laughed The other week, because we had some kind of going through and I was talking about how, listen, as men, we don't always get to, we have to control our emotions.
Right.
If we're experiencing something that bothers our wives, let's say a familial issue.
Right.
They can cry and men can cry, but I said, you know, like the thing is, I know that me being really emotional would make my wife feel less stable.
I can be sad, but I can't fly off the handle.
So a lot of the times men, they're like a dog who has to go off into the woods to die.
We go and we sort of cry by ourselves.
My therapist laughed.
Really?
She's like, you feel like a dog has to go out in the woods to die?
I'm like, yeah.
She's like, do dogs do that?
I'm like, don't you know they go and die alone not to disrupt the pack.
She's like, well, okay, it's a good analogy.
We need to dig deeper into this.
It does a disservice to, there's nothing wrong with crying as a man.
And that's a very new thing.
It really kind of started in the 40s and 50s, this false machismo.
If you look at Abraham Lincoln, you look at George Washington, you go back to any of these great men, they all cried.
They would kiss each other on the cheek.
They were very affectionate.
It wasn't like you had to be a jock or an artist, right?
You had to be a well-rounded man.
All across the board, that being said, to say that you hit a wall and you were crying because of your coverage of COVID-19 is a gross disservice to when a man needs to cry in front of his wife because, you know, his bulldog died or because they have something going on with the cancer.
Or even something happening... yes, a real issue.
And I think you're right.
With somebody like Brian Stelter, he's part of the problem.
It's like, if only we could find a solution to this problem.
If only I didn't go and make this sound worse every single day.
If only I did not provide context for every single stat that I'm throwing out there to
make Americans feel like this is the worst thing that's ever happened to us.
Just don't go to work, Brian.
Yeah.
Do us all a favor.
Stay home.
Stay home.
You'll feel better.
We'll feel better.
Self-quarantine yourself.
Everybody wins.
Yeah.
I think it's easy.
I like this solution.
I like this solution as well.
It's a reasonable solution.
It is the best.
You know what?
Where's petition.org?
That's a good hill to die on.
That's a good one.
I chose a good one!
I'm glad to find you dead on that hill.
I put on a poppy for a buck fifty every year.
Can we talk about the fact that it's been ten minutes of chloroquine talk on CNN?
Oh really?
Let me see.
What's this?
Oh boy!
That's a long nose bridge.
She was a doctor on Grey's Anatomy and now she's on CNN.
What's the problem?
Only you can make that joke!
What's her name?
I don't know.
Sandra Oh.
Sandra Oh.
So here's what's really interesting is they've been talking about how they're moving forward with major pharma testing.
They're interested in seeing the results.
Interesting.
And that there's some potential that it's going to be a part of the treatment regimen.
Right.
Yeah, it already works.
The only one, and we'll talk about it later, the only one that didn't was a Brazilian study where they used far too much of a dose.
And what's remarkable to me is, you know, you see young Turks on CNN and ABC going, well, this is what we were afraid of, when they're talking about chloroquine.
Oh, of course.
This is what we were afraid of, because there was no evidence that it was effective.
And now, and they cite one small study in Brazil, the only study that I know of that used significantly over the recommended dose, by the way, they used a high dose and a slightly low dose.
They had to cancel the high dose, and they continued with the low dose, because it actually, from what we know, could be pretty effective.
But they had to cancel the high dose.
We know about hydroxychloroquine.
It's dose dependent.
There is a curve, right?
But it's remarkable to me that they go, there's no evidence that this works.
And they go, see?
This could be deadly.
They had to cancel a study.
Well, hold on a second.
What about all the other studies that were peer reviewed?
What about all the other studies that use the appropriate dosing and actually sort of eliminate for these other co-factors that could contribute to one's health?
Obviously, you don't conduct a study if you're looking at people who have heart disease or high blood pressure.
We know that you shouldn't be using that.
So, there was no evidence whatsoever, and then you have one study from Brazil that used too much, and they canceled half of it, and you go, now we know for sure what would happen to the whole evidence scenario.
You know that in the pitch meeting for that, when that came across, hey guys, look at what I found.
Like, everybody's face just lit up, like, the grinch, like, with a smile that goes all the way up, like, yes, he was wrong.
Yes, exactly.
Great study.
And unfortunately, the people taking the high dose, their heart drew four sizes that day.
The big-hearted amongst us.
Caused them to burst open, but, you know.
And all they left in the house was a stint that was even too small for a mouse.
Do we have, actually, right now, do we have a McBrodie?
So actually to see what we got wrong in an update because we don't necessarily have time to go through all of the
news It is time for the morning after with senior news
correspondent brought again All right, mr. Brodigan, are you there sir? Oh
Oh Okay, yeah.
To start off, happy birthday goes out to Joe Rogan, Snoop Dogg, Matt McConaughey, surprisingly both Cheech and Cha.
No, okay, Brodigan, it's not their birthday today, Brodigan.
I want to be clear about that, yeah.
They weren't all born in 420?
No, they weren't all born in 420.
No.
No, okay, did you catch any of the president's briefings over the weekend there, senior news correspondent?
Okay, yeah.
So Trump announced his three-point plan to get America back to work.
Okay.
Uh, step one, steal the underpants.
Uh, step two is a secret.
And then step three, America profits.
No, that's, no, Brodigan, that's actually, that's from, nope, that's from South Park.
Okay.
You're confusing the plan with a Facebook meme making, yeah, making fun of the, that's not news at all.
Uh, I don't want to get snoped.
What else do you have?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Um, Trump also named his council to reopen America.
Uh, it includes, uh, Dak Prescott and Zeke Elliott, Chris Cuomo, Lady Gaga, 90-year-old woman who said she was out of beer, former WWE wrestler is a revival.
No, no, no, okay, no, Brodigan, no.
Yeah?
No, yeah.
Yes, thank you for, I appreciate you listening.
The council, it's Jared and Ivanka.
Okay, I want to be clear.
Then there's the Treasury Secretary, the Commerce Secretary, and what you just talked about, as a matter of fact, I'm quite confident, those were just people who happen to be trending on Twitter.
What were they trending for?
I don't, I don't care.
I think it's because they're on the commission.
Okay, so one last bit of Donald Trump news.
Is this one last bit of Donald Trump news?
This is one last bit of Donald Trump news.
This is big.
This is big.
He did in fact, it's been joked about, but he did in fact give Joe Exotic a presidential pardon.
Smooth Maddie, can you bring up that clip I sent you?
We don't have a clip.
We don't have a clip?
No.
No.
Wait, are you talking about the clip from... No, Brodigan, that was actually... That was a clip that we did on... Is he talking about the thing we did in the show?
That was a bit we did on the show.
Donald Trump did not pardon Joe Exotic.
We did a bit about it on the show.
I saw it reported on Facebook.
No, because someone shared the clip on another Facebook page.
Okay, I don't even think... Are you already... Brodigan, are you... Brodigan?
Yeah?
Brodigan?
Yes?
Look at me.
Are you drinking already?
What I do online is my business.
That's not how the plug works.
I've had enough.
This has been Morning After with Brodigan, everybody.
Hey, so why do we have the duck commander giving us our duties?
Yeah, I don't know.
He did a really bad... I mean, he could take over for Stelter, though, I think.
I think he could do a much better job.
Here's the one thing, though.
When it comes to drinking, Brodigan never hits the wall.
That's true.
He just busts through it.
Walls typically hit him.
He just finds another wall.
He's like the juggernaut.
It's true.
It's like an unstoppable force.
Really?
Alright, hold on.
Let me see where we are after this.
He's like the Kool-Aid man.
Yeah.
Truly.
By the way, thank you ExpressVPN.com slash Crowder.
I think you get, uh, I don't know, you get something off.
And of course, we use it.
We did it with the Tulsi Gabbard thing that we did on YouTube.
Use ExpressVPN.
We did it.
What was the recent Retin link?
An extra three months free off of a year.
I guess I have to say brand X.
Is this a trick question?
security breach and they didn't let people, this is public news, I can say that, right?
NordVPN had a security breach.
No, I mean that they had a breach.
I don't care that you're naming them, that's all public news.
No, they had a breach, no one knew about it for a year.
So when I have to decide between a VPN that has a security breach and covers it up
and one that doesn't, I mean, there have to be other deciding factors,
but it's a big one.
Is this a trick question or?
It's not a trick question.
For you, it might be.
So, let's get into... I have to fix it every show.
You know what I have?
I have something... There we go.
I had a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of my car all day.
I was brushing.
I got the electric brush.
I got the floss.
I got the water pick.
Popcorn is a celebratory food item, Steven.
Come on.
What are you talking about?
You eat it like when you watch movies, it's like fun.
That's what I did, I was watching a movie.
You shouldn't be doing that.
You shouldn't be doing that at this time.
Don't tell me about my popcorn eating habits.
You see this?
He picked another hill to die on, it's when I can eat popcorn.
Exhibit A, another terrible hill to die on.
No, that's exhibit Y. Yeah, that's true.
I think we're running out of letters.
Exhibit AA.
What do they do, I was going to ask you, what do they do in court when they run out of, you know, just the first... AA, AAA.
It's like baseball, yeah.
How far does it go?
Like, has it ever gone beyond, like, Triple Z?
I've seen four.
Really?
Oh, wow.
I've been in a trial where we had... What, Triple Z?
Yeah.
I mean, because that's, if you think about it, that's only, like, around 100, 125 exhibits.
Oh, yeah, that's true, I guess.
So, actually, a lot of times... That's more than the exhibits they have at the Gerald Ford Museum.
Right, exactly.
They only have three.
Uh-huh, it's just diapers, and that's it.
Go to your point, and then I have my point about the Gerald Ford Museum.
Oh, my point was just that it's a terrible hill, Gerald.
I don't really know.
I heard it a minute ago.
No, the Gerald Ford Museum is in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
I lived there for a very long time.
I thought you made it up.
No, no, no.
And it's sliced like a piece of pizza.
It's like a triangle.
So you go in and it's like, Gerald Ford, and it shows that he played football in Michigan.
And then by the end you walk back and there's just an Elvis exhibit.
What is this?
It has a picture of the Elvis guitar, but they don't even have the guitar.
This is less than Planet Hollywood.
You took pictures of actual displays and put them up, and this is a museum?
And it's sad, because Gerald Ford actually seemed like a supremely decent man, but he was just known for the pardon, so there's a little bit of time on the pardon, and then Elvis.
Videos of Chevy Chase falling.
It's not a very interesting museum, is my point.
Alright, here, let's go to this story.
Obama, Barack Obama, right, this turned out, and you were right about this, Bill, the lab in Wuhan, and I didn't want to peddle any conspiracies because I know that we'll get snoped here on the YouTube, we have to be really careful about that, even though it wasn't necessarily a conspiracy.
Turns out that Barack Obama actually The NIH, under his rule, they funded the Wuhan virology lab that ultimately leaked coronavirus to the world.
So we know that there was a lab going on right now.
We know that it may not have just come from a wet market.
That it could have come from a lab and gotten to the wet market, but we do know that the lab has something to do with this.
Let's go first to President Trump's response.
The Obama administration gave them a grant of $3.7 million.
I've been hearing about that.
And we've instructed that if any grants are going to that area, we're looking at it literally an hour ago, and also early in the morning.
We will end that grant very quickly.
But it was granted quite a while ago.
They were granted a substantial amount of money.
We're going to look at it and take a look.
But I understand it was a number of years ago, right?
What did you hear when the grant was met?
2015.
2015?
Who was president then, I wonder?
Oh!
You know he heard her the first time when he said the year and he's like, you know it!
What was the year again?
I will say this, Donald Trump doesn't tend to throw to the audience.
He's like a lawyer.
He never asks a question he doesn't know the answer to.
Where'd you hear it?
I know where you heard it.
Fat gay stelter!
What?
Who was president?
Do you know?
I just... I can't off the top... I don't know.
Oh, Baba!
That's exactly what he does.
He doesn't throw it out if he doesn't know the answer.
He's twisting the knife when he does that.
If he doesn't want someone room to play, he goes, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
That means he wants to control it.
When he asks you a question, you damn well better give him the right answer because he's going to give you the right answer.
Right.
Better be quick.
Better be quick.
I think there was only one more thing he could have done was like look in the camera and just mouth, Obama.
Next time.
That's for the next one.
Yeah, he's saving it.
I would have enjoyed that.
Birth certificate.
Don't think I forgot.
So there's some new documents that have been showing the labs, their experiments by both
the bat coronavirus concerned officials in 2018 and the United States stopped sending
assistance over to the lab.
Rightfully so.
In 2018.
So this is also important to note because this shows a sequence of actions, right, of
us having funded it at some point and then stopping it at another point and then, okay,
maybe people wanted to say we should start refunding.
I don't know exactly what's going on, what they're talking about on CNN right now.
Italy considering which antibody test to adopt for national.
Nobody cares.
The Obama administration, this is something else that is really disconcerting to me, they funneled $340 million to the UN Population Fund that of course helped with China's one-child policy, where of course women were hogtied and forced to abort.
So people don't know this, the one-child policy is basically a policy in China where they say you can only have one child because of population control.
I was at the Cancun Climate Summit, this is back when it was called the Kyoto Protocol as opposed to the, is it the Paris Agreement?
Paris Accord.
It was the Montreal Agreement, Kyoto Protocol, and now it's the Paris Accord.
They have to come up with different names each time.
But back when it was the Cancun Climate Summit, it was the Kyoto Protocol.
We even did a montage, everyone saying, Kyoto Protocol, Kyoto Protocol, because that was the buzzword of the day, and they all flew to Cancun because they couldn't do Zoom meetings, which now we know they should be doing!
You know, I do a Zoom meeting in my office, and I go there in a Hummer.
It equals out.
So I remember Ted Turner there praising China's one-child policy.
It was remarkable to me for someone there.
This just shows you that they are team world, team Gaia, and anti-human.
I think we should keep our stuff clean.
I think we shouldn't put... you guys know I want to keep the office clean.
I hate polluting.
When I see someone throw some trash out the window, I'm furious because there's no reason
to not put it in the trash can.
Not at all.
Of course we should do our best to be good stewards of what we have here on this earth.
That being said, people take priority.
And, back with the Kyoto Protocol, when you would have looked at the skyrocketing energy costs, that was the package that I did back then, it would be inconvenient for Americans, and it would thrust third world countries into a plague of death the likes of which they haven't seen in the modern world, because they too deserve Their industrial revolution.
So Barack Obama supported the one-child policy, funneling in millions, hundreds of millions, what is it, 300, how much money?
340 million.
I almost said 350.
You would have been wrong.
I almost used the rounding error, and then underneath this on the YouTube, it'll say, for all info on COVID-19, go to Washington Post and Snopes.
Right, exactly.
For Pinocchios, bitch!
Right around the same time, I guess, that this was happening, I saw a TED Talk on population control.
I'll tie this back into China's one-child policy.
You saw a TED Talk or you watched a TED Talk?
Were you a passerby?
Yeah, I saw it was happening.
I watched one in a live audience that was streaming, so it's all confusing.
While climbing a hill.
Gerald spotted from the crest of the summit.
Gerald and Gil got up the hill and then he died.
Yeah, it was a really small hill.
I was in a chair at the time.
And so in this presentation they had a chart and they said here are these different countries population per kind of family right like how many people that they have any kids that they have and what they said is we want to institute policies that push everybody into the bottom left which was near zero right or under one okay and the reason that I'm bringing this up is because that kind of policy led to China having the one child policy thinking it was a great idea but it would have the same effect on everybody else in the entire room I mean, this is how we should end the world, basically, because we aren't going to have enough kids to propagate anybody's culture anymore.
I think you have to have like 2.4, 2.5 per family to do that.
And everybody was cheering.
And that's really unfortunate for the kid who's only 0.4.
I'm sorry?
That's really unfortunate for the 0.4.
It is, yes.
They don't get to be a full child.
That comes with selective breeding and the midgets.
Nice.
How do you choose to give birth to a midget?
Difficult.
Science.
I guess my point is that it was a bad idea that the government was peddling back at that time as well.
So the Obama administration isn't just supporting the one-child policy.
It goes much further than that.
That was just one iteration of a bad idea.
And I guess your point was just a little boring.
It was.
Bill is asleep.
Jerk.
Gerald, you better just learn how to edit.
I tried.
I tried!
You guys threw me off my game with the whole hill and dying thing.
So, Gerald, that's a really good point.
Brevity is what you're saying.
One thing I also want to make sure, I'm getting this, he is the only president since Reagan, Barack Obama, to not cut off funding to the United Populations Fund.
Wow.
So it's not like, oh, everyone did it and then everyone went along with it and Donald Trump put a stop to it, right?
That would be nice if he was singularly unique.
No.
In this case, Barack Obama is the one who was unique.
He said, yeah, okay, one child, yeah, I'll fund it.
Hold on, who's that guy with the Bagger Vance haircut there on the left?
Sorry, Gibbon.
A very young Mitt Romney.
Congress close to deal for more small business aid.
I hope it doesn't include those pricks at Shake Shack!
Nope!
Would already be done if the Dems hadn't stood in the way of it.
God help me if five guys applies for a loan.
You know, it's funny, it's like all the people at Shake Shack were like, oh man, sweet, our payroll's gonna be, oh no it's not.
It's gone.
Gone.
You guys are not rehired, sorry.
Adios.
And forget about the never-ending peanuts.
At Five Guys.
They have that?
Yeah, Never Eat Peanuts.
Do we have some chat we want to go to?
Well, we do have our next segment ready to go.
Oh, our doctor?
Okay, well then we have some more stories.
We're going to talk about Dan Crenshaw after that.
A little bit more watching.
But we have him ready to go on the Skype?
We do.
Okay, so this is actually a new segment.
I want to be really clear.
For people out there, because people really had a positive reaction to this guest last time he was on here.
Absolutely, yeah.
My personal doctor, and he talked about COVID-19.
It was a very, I would say it was a very measured approach and a very balanced approach where we didn't need to panic, but we needed to take the proper precautions.
So a lot of you said we like him. We would like to see him more. And so this is a new segment with Dr. Choi that we'll
be implementing. We call it What's Up, Doc?
I'm Dr. Choi. I am a physician.
I am I am a Korean.
All right, Dr. Choi, are you there, sir?
Yes.
What's wrong with the audio?
Really?
It sounds like you can hear me, Dr. Choi.
I can hear you, yeah.
Not through my earpiece.
Can you hear me okay?
Yeah, we can hear you just fine.
There you go.
You're looking great, Chipper.
And I know you're on Pacific Time, so I appreciate you getting up early for us.
How is your practice going?
Last time we spoke with COVID-19, are you doing well?
You're keeping safe?
Yeah, I mean, we're still kind of semi-lockdown, so only the essential businesses are open.
So, I mean, we are considered essential, so we're open, but I'm not seeing any routine visits.
Right.
That does make it, you know, dangerous for the patients.
So we're just seeing urgent visits.
Okay.
And just taking a lot of phone calls from the patients.
and testing some patients.
Are you making sure that they're wiping off the phone, the phones after they, when you talk with them on the phone,
do you make sure that they sanitize the phone?
Because that's the dirtiest place in your...
I tell the patients to sanitize their cell phones multiple times throughout the day.
Well, that's good.
That's a good precaution to take.
That's why you're my doctor.
So, you know what we're going to be doing?
Actually, some people here at the office, Dr. Choi, they don't all have health insurance yet.
So, actually, quarterback Garrett, I believe, had some questions for you about a current condition.
Yeah, I'm not sure what it is yet, so I'm hoping you can transcribe it.
Okay, a condition that he has, and so Dr. Choi is aware.
We've sent, uh, we've sent a picture, Dr. Choi, I believe, to his email, AudioWade?
To his phone.
To his phone, um, and, uh, QuarterBlackGear, just give him a briefer here, uh, what it is, and we can show it to the audience so they know.
Well, I'm experiencing some abnormal discharge from my lower region.
And since this is a big thing now, too, is tele-visits with doctors.
So we want to see... I'm trying to help it out.
Also, I'm having some severe burning from Yes, whenever I and dr. Choi you do this a lot on Skype and
you do tele visits like zoom visits with people Especially during this emergency based on the picture that
you have there and Garrett listing kind of some of his symptoms
What do we think is going on? Oh No
Yeah, you got the picture yeah It looks like it's TDE.
I'm confused.
Okay, we can show it to the audience here real quick so they can see.
And he said discharge and burning, Dr. Choi.
What do we think might be going on here?
It looks like STD.
Really?
Oh.
Wait, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
That doesn't make sense.
Do we know how or what kind?
I guess what questions would you have for Garrett here that might be able to clarify
what's going on?
I'm confused.
Well, one, is he sexually active?
If he is sexually active, is he monogamous or does he have multiple sex partners?
Monogamous.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
100%.
You're not on a swing or anything?
Okay.
Nope.
No?
Alright.
He's saying one partner needs monogamous, Dr. Choi.
And for how long?
For as long as ever.
I've only ever had one.
Because they only had sex with one person for two months.
But then they may have another sex partner two months ago.
Nope.
Just one.
Wow.
Is there anything else?
What kind of an STD do we think it could be, Dr. Choi?
What part of the body is this?
Quarterback Garrett?
It's around my anus.
Oh, okay.
He's saying it's around his posterior.
I try to use the technical term for clarity.
So does that help hone in on what it could be?
Because STDs... You also have to worry about anal cancer when you have growth there.
Usually occurs in people who engage in anal sex.
Oh, okay.
That's not the case.
I don't know about that quarter black Garrett.
Okay.
So your official diet, it seems like you would probably need doctor, you would probably need quarter black Garrett to come in and maybe do a full physical to.
Yeah.
Correct.
I mean, take the history like we're doing right now and then examine the patient and remove the lesion and a check warrant.
Okay.
So there's a discharge.
Like a biopsy?
And then of course if there's a urethral discharge, then you have to take a sample of that.
Except for other STDs like chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV, potentially anal cancer.
HSV herpes simplex virus.
Okay.
That's a lot.
There's a lot of things in that list.
Chondeloma also.
Oh, wow.
That sounds... This looks like anal warts.
Okay.
Oh.
General warts.
Okay.
Well, we have to blur it for YouTube, so they can't see, but we appreciate that.
And if there are people at home, Dr. Choi, who might be suffering, because this is a big part of the show, you know, we have lots of people watching who might be suffering from something similar.
What precautions should they take to avoid this?
And what should they do if they think they're feeling some of the symptoms like cordoblack garret?
Well, one, Obviously this is sexually transmitted, so if you want to avoid it, abstain from sex.
If not, make sure you use your protection.
Birth control pills do not protect you against STDs.
It's got to be a barrier, a physical barrier, so a condom.
And two, be monogamous.
Be conservative with your sexual practices.
So have one partner.
And then if you have symptoms, you've got to talk to your partners and you've got to actually come and see your doctor and get tested.
Okay.
Because the most common STD in this country is chlamydia and gonorrhea.
Chlamydia and then the gonorrhea.
So that's why we always check the chlamydia and gonorrhea together.
Okay.
And if you don't treat this in time, then it can actually become more systemic.
With the gonorrhea you can't even get meningitis, you know, infection in the brain.
Which is a rare complication, but it can happen.
Which is very dangerous.
So you want to get these treated.
I think I'm just going to go with it.
I'm just going to run with it.
And you also want your partners to be treated.
Yes.
Well, I promise you, we will have Corporate Blackberry go in for an examination.
No, absolutely.
You have to.
It's boss's orders at this point.
orders at this point. I'm the shake shack right now and I'm determining payroll. We
I'm the shake shack.
I don't think any of this is good.
I'm the shake shack right now, and I'm determining payroll.
We appreciate it, Dr. Choi.
appreciate it Dr. Choi. Anything else that you want to let people know out there to stay
Anything else that you want to let people know out there to stay safe with the COVID-19?
safe with the COVID-19?
Well, you know, we're still on a lockdown, I think, as an entire country.
Well, you know, we're still on a lockdown I think as an entire country and I think that
And I think that is very prudent right now.
is very prudent right now and we are, we seem like we're getting over the hump but if we're
And we are, we seem like we're getting over the hump.
not very careful right now then we can have a second wave.
Right, okay.
So we need to be very careful in social distancing, social distancing, wash your hands, wear your
masks. Now the CDC, the government said the general public should wear the mask when they're
in crowded places. So wear the mask and be safe out there and don't go out unless you
Right.
And those same rules should probably apply to Quarterback Garrett across the board.
Dr. Choi, thank you so much for being with us.
We can let him go.
We really appreciate it.
We'll have you back soon.
This has been What's Up, Doc?
I'm Dr. Choi.
I am a Korean.
Oh, right.
I lost a lot of respect for Garrett.
I don't believe any of those things.
I think he's a quack.
Hey, Garrett.
You're a great person.
Listen, we love you no matter what, but take the color bars off my screen here.
All I'm looking at are color bars on my screen, because when I see people calling by Skype, then it goes to weird color bars.
I want to ask him a question.
When people drive around in their cars with their mask on, is that effective?
Yeah, right?
That's like the dumbest thing that I've seen.
You got in your car, in the garage, drove somewhere, got out for two seconds.
The corona is in the backseat.
It's got to be in the car.
You never know.
I saw someone driving, but then they would take down their mask to vape.
It was one of those motorcyclist masks where it had like the skull and crossbones.
I was like, well come on, you just want to dress like the bully from Karate Kid.
This isn't a medical device.
I love it.
That's not FDA compliant.
That's the Karate Kid costume.
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So we appreciate that.
Okay, so then I guess the last story we should talk about here is Dan Crenshaw.
Oh, my hero.
Whoopin' it, man.
Your hero?
He's doing a fantastic job.
He's an American hero.
He's an American hero, Stephen.
This is a good example.
Not only does he die in Hells, he doesn't take lifelines when offered them.
Like, you could just say, like, I said, you're a hero?
You'd be like, well, I mean, I admire him.
But you stuck with my hero.
I didn't back down.
I didn't back down, Stephen.
I do like, I do how, like, sometimes we'll try to move on.
But then Gerald will just wait.
Bring it right back.
And then just, like, sneak it back in again.
And we're like, oh man.
I have a few more points on this.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
I have a few more shovels.
I have exhibit A-A-A.
Are you in with, like, the Gotti family where you're trying to shave points off this show?
No.
Gerald, I want in on that.
Listen, Gerald, just make it go an extra 20 minutes.
You don't gotta get them banned or demonetized.
All I'm saying is just make it go a little while longer.
If they want to move on to something relevant, you pull them back a little bit.
He's got an over-under on likes and dislikes, right?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, we gotta cover the spread here, guys.
It's a bear market.
Alright.
Like mobsters don't bear in bull market.
I'm sure they do.
You can tell I know a lot about the world of sports betting.
Now he's defending the mob.
Gerald, you're like the worst undercover mob guy.
Wise men do.
You know what?
I wonder if the mob is really pissed about Silicon Valley, because they're effectively like the new mob right now.
When you look at Google, Twitter, Facebook, they can just step in and destroy your stuff.
So I wonder if the mob has their claws into the digital space at all, because that would be interesting.
That would be very interesting.
Or do you think they're proud?
Like, ah, my little babies.
What are you talking about?
They grow up so fast.
The mob.
Oh, the mob?
Yeah, they taught Silicon Valley so well.
So Dan Crenshaw was on with Bill Maher.
I will say this about Bill Maher.
They were just, they had, they were bait.
I didn't know what I was thinking, honestly.
I'm still distracted by your eagle cancer.
Don't talk, don't bring it up.
Don't bring it up.
It hurts just talking about it.
Monogamous, huh?
100%.
Do we need to get him a donut?
Uh, yeah, yeah.
I'm sitting on one right now.
He's sitting on a donut.
Okay, so Dan Crenshaw was on with Bill Maher.
And I will say this about Bill Maher.
I don't have a whole lot of respect for him.
So, there are people who are funny on the left, and like Jon Stewart was one of them.
Stephen Colbert at one point was one of them.
Bill Maher, you see this when he doesn't have a crowd.
And I will say this, I've witnessed many a time people who've gone to Bill Maher's show and had to deal with the crowd.
They are very much like trained seals.
Every crowd has a crowd animator, right, with an applause sign and a laugh sign, all that.
They have a warm-up act.
But Bill Maher, it's very, very clear that you are Team Bill Maher and not anybody else there, provided that they, in fact, are backing up Bill Maher.
like Essie Cutler, then it makes a point that reiterates like what Bill Maher said, okay,
you're allowed to clap because she effectively was re-communicating Bill Maher's point, but
anything else, not allowed.
And you see it very clearly when he's trying to do this stuff from home now, without the
audience because Bill Maher's thing, he has like kind of like Janine Garofalo, right?
It's like a, like, men.
And everyone laughs.
Bill Maher has this, where he does the hand, and that's the cue for you to laugh.
That's his cue, because when he does this, when he says, you know, and when you look at Republicans, really, they're all closeted homosexuals, these people.
And everyone goes, oh!
But then he does this, to silence, and you're like, he just looks kinda stelter-ish.
A little feminine.
Looks a little bit stelter-ish here.
And it doesn't work, and so I also think maybe it's been hurting his confidence?
Yeah.
Because he had Dan Crenshaw on the show, and Representative Dan Crenshaw, who's a friend of the show, and of course I want to be very clear, Representative Dan Crenshaw, very nice man, cordial, I don't agree with him on everything, but cordial, respectful, and of course, not a homosexual, but you would be confused from this clip because it's tantamount to rape.
Very close, yeah.
I felt like I was watching an episode of Oz.
It's more of a power thing, really.
If Oz had taken heart like an upstate Maine, whereas two whiter guys.
So here is Dan Crenshaw talking with Bill Maher.
And to be clear, the context here, I don't know if we have it in the clip, Bill Maher said, I want to talk about the issues and stop covering tweets and stop covering social media.
Let's talk about what's actually going on.
The second that Dan Crenshaw decided, All right, let's play by these rules.
Bill Maher tries to zigzag and faster than Gerald can die in a hill.
Let's watch.
There are still people coming in from China.
Let me address that because I know that's that's what people are saying right now.
But the reality is that was about 40,000 people came in after that.
These are US citizens and green card holders and passport holders being repatriated.
U.S.
citizens.
So you have to make the argument, then, that we shouldn't allow them in.
It sounds to me like you're fully agreeing with President Trump on this when everybody else disagreed with him.
And if you're saying that you wish that that travel restriction had been more extreme...
Look at him, he's looking off, he's like, someone help me!
Look at him, look at him!
Love it.
I don't know what he just did, but the fact is, Joe Biden was in charge at that moment.
He's already said he wouldn't have done it.
He criticized it at the time.
Nancy Pelosi actually proposed legislation to stop it.
He said anyone who wants a test can get it, which is still completely...
Completely wrong.
Because you mentioned February 25th.
The day before, February 24th, that's when the administration requested two and a half billion dollars from Congress.
Oh shit, Dan Crenshaw brought receipts.
To combat the virus and the potential spread of it.
What happened right then?
I'll tell you because I was in Congress and I know what happened.
Did we vote on a supplemental funding bill?
No.
Did we wait days to vote?
No, still didn't vote on it.
You know what we voted on later that week?
Nancy Pelosi, the only thing she would put on the floor to vote on was a bill to ban flavored tobacco.
That's what actually happened.
It was only a week later.
Notice, by the way, they go full screen away from Bill right now.
He's going, GREAT!
Is the goal to make Trump look bad or is the goal to get to the truth?
Because there's two different sets of answers for that.
Well, without the audience, I don't know how to answer that.
By the way, that is a legitimate eyepatch, Bill Maher.
He didn't buy that at a novelty sex shop.
I know you think that he may have after that, that it was just to, well, you know, because of the rape.
So my point is, it was as thorough of a debunking as you can...
I will say this, Dan Crenshaw is not always that way.
He's been on our show and I felt like sometimes he didn't necessarily give the answers that I would have liked to have heard, but this was incredible because I think this is a perfect example when you see Bill Maher here with Dan Crenshaw.
Bill Maher is used to this working.
Because he's surrounded by people with whom it works.
And now you take those people away because of the quarantine
and he thinks going, well Donald Trump didn't do enough.
Anyone who has looked at the timeline, anyone who's followed the timeline,
anyone who saw Donald Trump present that petty, childish, and perfect video
at his presser with the timeline knows what actually happened.
Knows that you had de Blasio and Nancy Pelosi encouraging people to go out and eat in Chinatown.
Knows that there was a China travel ban.
Knows that obviously they were looking for testing earlier and they tried to send in people from the CDC.
They know this.
But Bill Maher wants to focus on mean tweets and it works with people around him when presented with evidence.
They're irrefutable evidence.
You may not like Dan Crenshaw.
You may prefer Bill Maher.
It is undeniable in this instance that Dan Crenshaw was correct, and Bill Maher was incorrect.
Absolutely, and Dan Crenshaw's point is that we were working with information that we had.
There's this big thing out there right now that everybody knew all this was going to happen.
In February, everybody, we lost February, this whole last month, and he made this point.
Italy didn't start closing their country until later. Spain didn't do it until later as well.
In March, yeah.
We didn't know exactly what was going on.
We were gathering information and trying to do everything we could to prevent it spreading with what we knew, but that was it.
What did we have, like 125 cases?
Well, then they try to slip it, and they go, well, that's just because we didn't have testing.
Okay, the point is, when you say, well, why didn't we shut things down earlier?
Because there were only 100 cases, or maybe at this point, depending on what you're talking, the timeline, no deaths, or even if there are a couple hundred cases, even if there are a thousand cases, you think that the American public would have stood for a shutdown?
At all?
And then they respond with, well, that's because we didn't have enough tests.
That's irrelevant to the point that you were saying we should have shut down when we only had 100 cases that we had tested for.
Sure, would have been nice had we had tests earlier.
Would have been nice had we partnered with private industry earlier as opposed to relying on the CDC.
Would have been nice if we had private industry stepping up and making masks and protective gear and ventilators like they're doing now when the government has screwed up so the private sector is picking up the slack.
Would have been nice for all of those things, absolutely.
But that's not what you said.
You said, Why didn't they start a quarantine or stay-at-home order earlier because there were only 100 cases, at which time your folks were saying, go on down and eat cat and a stick in Chinatown?
Yeah, and right after President Trump did the travel ban, Nancy Pelosi introduced a bill that would have prevented him from introducing any more bans.
I don't know if you remember that.
I know.
It was like the no-ban bill.
It was like, what?
Right.
Are you serious?
Well, and keep in mind, too, again, they're playing politics with this, where they thought they could seize upon the travel ban from China, trying to compare it with the Muslim ban, which, by the way, was from seven countries designated by Barack Obama.
So they were going, oh, I know.
We made this sound like a Muslim ban, when really it was a temporary moratorium on people coming from these countries that were hotbeds for terrorism.
We were able to make that work.
Let's do the same thing and try and tie this China ban right now to xenophobia.
As Joe Biden said.
Joe Biden said he wouldn't have done it.
He said that he thought it was racist.
It was xenophobic.
They tried to present a bill to stop it because, politically, they thought they could damage Donald Trump.
Screw up!
You screwed up!
You screwed up!
You screwed up and your constituents screwed up.
They trusted you.
That's it.
End of story.
Let's move on.
It is remarkable to me when I tune into these leftist shows.
I'm like, but that's not the timeline at all.
No, no.
And I just appreciate that Dan Crenshaw did this.
He did another video as well I think that just kind of had the same kind of points in it.
I think that's why he was so well prepared and he just didn't stop.
He wouldn't let Bill Maher chime back in because he's like, look, you've got to say this this entire spiel on what's been going on.
None of that's true.
Right.
Here are the facts and just laid it out very clearly.
I do like the idea that Bill Maher being stripped bare of the audience to jump in and laugh.
Because all it would take for him is to do the hand flip, even when someone else is talking,
and the audience laughs and cuts off the speaker.
But not in this format.
And if it doesn't as well, he can still cut it.
That's another thing too.
I had a producer at Fox talk about how funny they thought Chelsea Handler was.
And I was like, no.
That's just not my thing.
I remember talking about, because at the time I thought Red Eye was a great show and talking about how I really wish that it had more viewers and had more kind of promo behind it.
This person was talking about how they thought Chelsea Handler was really funny.
I said, well, you know, the reason comedians don't really respect Chelsea Handler, and not only comedians, but actual hosts out there and entertainers, is because she would tape, you know, an hour and run a half hour.
Um, and it's the same thing with Bill Maher.
He will tape and then he'll edit it down.
And so I do think that everybody out there, if you're going to do a mainstream show, particularly in front of a live audience where you don't have control over the cameras, you should have some kind of a recording device.
If you're in a state where it's legal.
Because they do try and catch you and change the context.
And that just doesn't fly anymore.
And he can't do that when he's on Skype.
And I think he probably would have wanted to do it, but had he done it, he probably knows that it's not all that hard for Dan Crenshaw to hit screen record.
Even with the depth, obviously, challenges.
He can still find that button.
He just needs to put it in dark mode.
Definitely.
Easy.
By the way, don't you love that we got in trouble for, uh... Can I say that we got in trouble for saying that Dan Crenshaw looked like an angry pirate?
Who got mad at us?
People on the left!
People on the left, yeah!
We forced people on the left to defend Dan Crenshaw?
I can't remember if it was Twitter or YouTube, but that was an actual quote.
You mean when he was on the show?!
You're offended for him?!
You know we also get made fun of.
For the jokes that I tell about Asians.
Really?
Really?
Yeah.
Do you get made fun of or do you get read the riot?
No, no, no.
People are like, well, that's clearly a violation.
Is your Chinese social score going down?
No, no, it's going up, because I'm a spy.
Come on, man.
So it counterbalances.
It counterbalances.
That's what McCarthy was talking about.
Let's go to some chats before, and then I'll close with a little bit of Inside Baseball, speaking about Fox News.
So we have a chat from Thad.
Love what you guys are doing.
Now that I'm a Mug Club member, I can talk with you guys.
When do you see the states start reopening?
Well, they already are.
Some states.
Yeah.
I mean, I think some people, again, this is because of the presentation of the left.
They've tried to make it sound as though it's a total reopening or a total shutdown.
No, what you're seeing happening is beaches where people can go for exercise.
They still need to practice social distancing.
I mean, read the three-phase plan out there that you can see.
It's a very, very reasonable approach.
And you're seeing this in quite a few states where they are easing some restrictions for businesses and then gradually moving to, rather than determining what is an essential business, determining what is non-essential.
essential.
Yeah, exactly.
Did I just reverse it?
I don't care.
Whatever.
I think May 1st is probably what you're going to see a lot of states use.
That was the original end of this period of shutting down to begin with, and so I think
a lot of states are just going to kind of play it safe for a few more days and then
start gradually opening, and then May 1st will be the day people start opening up a
bit more.
The day what?
The day that people will start opening up other businesses.
There's no question that it's going to be, I mean, first of all, you've got a lot of different states that have a lot of different, you know, kind of political purposes and what they're going to do in different economies that are affected in different ways.
But not only that, you have a vast diversity of, you know, areas within the states themselves, right?
The counties or the cities.
And when you look at the more rural areas, there's no reason why, just given the nature of those areas, they can't ease the restrictions a little bit more.
Right.
But it requires attention.
There's no headlines.
There's nothing sexy about saying, OK, here are certain areas that we're going to do and here are certain businesses and certain locations.
None of that is going to be headlines.
None of that's going to be CNN.
None of that's going to be, you know, everyone panic or, oh, it's open or all the way closed.
He doesn't have time for that.
He hit the wall.
He can't see through the tears.
He can't go on any longer.
Yes, and I think you're right, Gerald, that by May 1st you're going to see more of those things start to implement.
And what people should not be looking at is, is this a complete open or not complete open, right?
I would tell you that any state that says, we pull back all the restrictions, everyone go down to your local stadium and pack in, right?
No one's doing that.
But you would think that that's what was happening based on the way the reporting is going.
That's a good point.
We have a related chat, actually.
Zach from Michigan, just talking about Governor Whitmer.
He said he's just curious if I take my fishing boat out and receive a fine, is this something that they can actually do, or is there any legal action that could be taken for denying my constitutional rights slash freedom, considering we do live in the USA?
That is an interesting question.
Bill, what would happen, let's say someone took a fishing boat out and were given a fine?
So I don't follow Michigan law, because I don't care.
But here's the reality, right?
Every county has their own rules, and if the rules are there, and they're written, and they're clear, and they're being communicated, you should follow those rules.
Here's the practical effect.
Let's say it's unconstitutional.
You and your boat.
You're gonna go hire a lawyer and fight for, you know, spend $50,000, $100,000, $200,000, $50,000 litigating your right to go out in a boat?
Maybe, maybe not, right?
I mean, it's a tough situation.
But that's the practical reality and the impact of these laws is, you know, they'll have governors and You know, county commissioners and mayors will just go, well, let's just go ahead and write this law.
We're going to write a three-page law, and we're just going to say, nobody can go out and do this thing without actually thinking about what the practical impact of that is.
So in that situation, you should follow the law.
And even if you think it's unconstitutional, you're probably going to have a bigger problem just disobeying it.
And more sheriffs.
I would support you guys flagrantly disregarding the unconstitutional regulations from the governor.
That's the place where we need to get more guidance is the local politicians.
We talked about this before.
When they decide to go and a sheriff says, I'm not going to follow the governor's rule because I think it's unconstitutional, they are putting their dicks on the line right there in that moment and saying, we're not going to prosecute it in this county, which is fine.
We're not going to arrest people in this county.
They may face consequences.
They may be ousted.
And it's a horrible position to put sheriffs in.
People who are the kind of police officers who you want out there.
And I get it.
Not all cops are perfect and not all cops are bad guys.
Let's be really clear about that.
They're human beings like any other profession.
But the kind of cops who you want taking that oath are the kind of police officers and sheriffs that you see in Leelanau and Manistee County.
I know there were a few in northern Michigan.
Those are the kinds of police officers you want because they're saying, hey, listen, I don't want this authority.
I shouldn't, I'm not granted this authority to tell people that they can't use their fishing boat.
I'm not going to fine them because I am here to uphold the constitutional law of the United States.
It's a horrible position to put those kinds of officers, the kinds of officers and sheriffs who we want out there in when you demand that they enforce unconstitutional regulations.
And that might discourage people from becoming police officers in the future who you want being cops.
You end up with nothing but mall cops and rent-a-cops who are on a power trip.
We don't want that.
We want sheriffs who say, I don't want to exercise this authority.
And you know, we call this the Batman investigation rule.
For anyone who follows comics, there's this running joke in the comic books that they would have a Batman task force and it would be like the most junior, blind, deaf Helen Keller detective in a room without any lights.
And they're like, alright, go get him!
Yeah, go find him.
They didn't want to get him.
And that is within the discretion.
There is the ability to say, oh yeah, we're upholding it, and we got our best guy on it.
Yeah, we're doing it, right?
Helen Keller, how's it going over there?
I mean, you just don't put your energy into it.
Now, of course, if you're flagrantly violating the law in front of a cop, now you've put that cop on the spot.
Right.
No, of course.
You know what I'm saying?
And you're not even giving them an opportunity to look the other way.
No, exactly.
And there's a prosecutorial discretion even at the attorney, the DAs and that kind of thing.
So you know what I like about this is America finds a way to have common sense even when the politicians and the media America finds a way.
I think that's what you do as a citizen in these situations.
You find out, no pun intended, the hill to die on, right?
I choose really bad ones, you should probably choose better ones.
At some point this becomes something where you go out on the lake in a boat just to protest, right?
But I don't think we're at that point yet.
I think what they did in Michigan was great where they drove into the capital and they just basically locked everything down.
They were still social distancing from one another, but they did something in protest, saying, hey, this isn't right.
And also, they pushed back and said, look, we don't like what you've done, and guess what?
We're going to vote.
We're going to vote, and we're going to use that to get people out of office that have done that.
And by the way, Wade edited that question.
It was Governor Half-Whitmer, and he skipped right over that.
Do we have any other chat?
I just thought it was too funny to say on air.
Yeah, we do have a couple more.
Give me one more, and then I think we have to wrap this up.
Okay, Becky D says, I want to say thank you to the Louder with Crowder crew for opening my eyes.
I used to be in the Bernie camp a couple years ago.
I really appreciate your specific brand of talking through arguments.
Thanks from your atheist, vegan, Latina superfan.
Well, what do you mean we opened her eyes?
Was she a six-week-old puppy?
She could have been.
She was.
Or any puppy.
Well good, well thank you very much.
We could use some more vegan, atheist, Latina, six-week-old puppies.
Sure.
There we go.
But thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
And that means a lot.
Thank you guys, everyone out there, of course, who is... Oh, by the way, do follow me on the Instagram at ladderwithcrowder because I'll be giving away a $1,200 stimulus check.
Yes!
Better than Shake Shack.
Yes.
Much better than Shake Shack.
Though you are all laid off.
Right after the show, of course.
I think this has actually highlighted something to me when we talk about we're all in this together.
We're really not.
Now, we are all in this together as a country, meaning that we should be doing everything we can to move forward and support our fellow American.
Absolutely.
That being said, not everyone is affected the same way.
We talked about this before.
If I were an 80-year-old diabetic nightclubber, it would be much harder than someone like me who, when I'm done with work, I pretty much just go home and I watch my shows.
That being said, I will tell you this, when people say we're all in this together, and they talk about, well, the people who are most affected, and they talk about race, and they talk about people who might have less money, all that is true.
Different demographics are affected differently.
But there is one that I think is being overlooked, and this is something that is pretty important because I think it shows a lack of Scale.
A lack of actually understanding kind of how the economy works and how it affects people.
The big divide, this is, we are not all in this together.
Not everyone is a business owner.
You need to understand this, that right now, yeah, you are affected, obviously, as an employee.
Everyone's affected.
But there is a business owner out there.
We went through some numbers, you know, like 36% of non-restaurant, or sorry, non-grocery retail-related businesses don't think that they're going to last.
These people out there, they obviously, they worry about their livelihood just like you.
I think some people think that business owners have stockpiles of cash.
That's clearly not the point.
Clearly not the case even with Shake Shack, right?
They don't have stockpiles of cash upon which they can simply fall back.
They're going to lose their living too, but they also have the compression of trying to ensure that they can provide for 10, 15, 50, 200 people, right?
They've built something up so that they can make a living, but all of you make a living.
And so when people say, hey, I want to get mine right now, Now, hey, we're all in this together.
Why the business trickle down?
Why not from the ground up?
Well, hold on a second.
Business owners aren't all fat cats.
Most of them are certainly not millionaires.
Most of them actually aren't making much more than an upper middle class family.
And by the way, they should be wealthy if they create a business that adds value to people's lives.
But these people will lose their livelihood, just like you will, and they will no longer be able to provide a livelihood for you moving forward.
There is a compression right now.
We can talk about minorities.
We can talk about women.
We can talk about old people.
But economically, small business owners out there are so disproportionately affected, the amount of stress that they are carrying right now is not even comparable to someone who is going to receive a stimulus check.
Everyone has a tough time.
I get it.
But if you have a business owner and you have a boss who you think is pretty good, you know what?
Maybe you should go out there and give him a hug.
Well, don't give him a hug.
But, you know, give him a virtual hug.
Let him know that, hey, you actually appreciate him.
Because some of this class warfare really alienates people who are automatically assumed to be Daddy Warbucks.
I don't think they realize that not only Shake Shack, the business, but what do you think about the guy who's running a local Shake Shack franchise?
Exactly.
I mean, McDonald's, look how much money they make.
Sure, absolutely.
Or Coca-Cola, absolutely.
But what about the bodega owner who sells Coke?
Right?
He employs three, four people.
He loses his living, and those people lose their living.
And I will tell you this, most employers, just like most people, most cops are good people, most hosts are probably good people, most government, well, okay, there are some exceptions to the rule, but the point is, most small business owners, or at least a comparable portion of them compared to any other profession, are decent people, and they are concerned of the livelihoods of their employees.
So to just tar and feather them because they happen to have reached the privilege of running a business, That's not the kind of message you want to send if you want an economy from hereafter.
And speaking of that, I think you were asking me this the other day, Audie, we were talking about Fox News and how they like Chelsea Handler.
Do you ever talk about Fox News?
People have been asking me about Bombshell and these shows, about my experience in it.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have some info about it?
Yeah, about Roger Ailes.
Really?
Give me the dirt.
Well, there's not really much dirt.
Are you going to tell the story about when Roger Ailes made you put on a blonde wig?
So here's the thing, people ask me about Roger Ailes because now he's been a hot topic.
I thought it was a mutual play played with his navel really Yeah, I think that's the Roger Ailes death squads
So usually people ask me about Roger Ailes because now he's been a hot topic I never met Roger Ailes
I...
I was at Fox News for four and a half years.
Somewhere between four and a half and five years total when you add it up.
I never met Roger Ailes.
That's interesting.
So I will say this.
There's someone there who I have nothing but good things to say about in my personal interactions.
She's the president there now at Fox.
Her name is Suzanne Scott.
That's public information.
She's president.
Apparently she's been doing a really good job.
She was kind of the person who brought me in there.
And, uh, showed me the ropes, and was really nice, was really supportive, um, and Bill Shine was there back in the day, I guess he also got caught, uh, embroiled in some sort of sexual, uh, assault scandal, so I, I, I can't speak to all that aside from, you know, listen, there was the leg chair for a reason on these shows, and the Bill O'Reilly thing, he did it, so!
But I never met Roger Ailes, and this lady would run interference for me.
And then finally, I was pitching these ideas.
One of them was to this guy who really liked Chelsea Handler, and they sort of paired me up with a host to create a show similar to this show at this point, but then they wanted to change it.
At one point, there was a suggestion of Monkey on Roller Skates, which I was like, that's horrible that you came up with that idea.
I think Monkey on Roller Skates would be funny, but I don't want it on a show.
And then finally, she just sits me down and goes like, yeah, I know you've been wanting to meet Roger for a while, but it's um... He doesn't like you.
You know, I was told, he doesn't get you.
He doesn't think you're funny.
And I was like, oh, OK.
I understand.
OK.
So in other words, I'm not going to meet the person who runs this network, who makes all of these determinations as to who gets to host, as to who's a contributor, because he doesn't like the very essence of who I am as a comedian.
So that was my experience.
And then there was, I'm pretty sure you can probably run a search and find this, You know, Dennis Miller, I used to do his show quite a bit, and Norm Macdonald used to do, you know, they're really close friends, and Dennis Miller had a bit on Bill O'Reilly's show called Miller Time.
And it was just, by the way, Dennis Miller, brilliant, hilarious, and it was just an exercise in what, it's like, Bill O'Reilly, stop speaking!
Let him finish!
You're like, oh, listen, I'm trying to get to some material here, Bill, but if you want to go off and talk about, we can do that, that's the cut of your jib.
It's like, okay, we get it.
Bill, shut up!
You have a genius!
You're not!
Stop!
So, they were all friends, and one time, Dennis Miller couldn't make his segment, his Miller time, so Norm filled in.
Oh boy.
And I loved it.
I adored it.
If you can go and search Norm MacDonald filling in for Dennis Miller, and of course he's not Dennis Miller, that was a segment Taylor made for him, but Norm did, he performed as well as he possibly could.
He never did it again, from what I understand.
At most, he did it twice.
And then I heard through the grapevine that Roger Ailes really, really didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny.
And that was the greatest compliment anyone has ever paid me, because I was in the same boat.
Even though I knew that my career was at a dead end at that network at that point, I felt like I had some kind of a link Norm Macdonald was a kindred spirit in that Roger Ailes also detested him.
So, you find validation in the most unlikely of places.
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