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July 29, 2016 - Louder with Crowder

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#84 'THE YOUNG TURKS' EXPOSED + DNC PANDERING! Sargon of Akkad and Dean Cain | Louder With Crowder

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	You've found yourself at the junction where worlds meet.
	Politics.
	Civility.
	How about honesty in this country, folks?
	Entertainment.
	I don't like entertainment.
	And a whole bunch of other stuff.
	It's about having a healthy body image.
	You have a very unhealthy body.
	You should have a horrible body image.
	Not a big home improvement market.
	We are definitely going to get letters.
	You're listening to Talk Radio's Strangest Animal.
	You're a strange animal.
	That's what I know.
	You're getting louder with Crowder.
	But you're a strange animal.
	I've got to follow.
	Oh, I'm in the speedy to sound.
	Glad to be with you.
	That's the sound of the weekend.
	I am your host, Stephen Crudder, louderwithcrudder.com.
	Producing with me in video studio, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
	Follow him on Twitter at NotGayJarred.
	I fulfill my legal obligations.
	Draw your own conclusions.
	We're good.
	We're good.
	Do you, every time you hear the intro, do you hear that little, like, down?
	Because of the cultural appropriation month?
	Yeah, in my head, it happens every time.
	I'm like, oh, crap, I screwed it up.
	No, I don't, but way to derail this show right off the bat to something entirely unrelated that couldn't be less interesting to the listener.
	John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
	You got any shower curtain rings to sell?
	Big show.
	Big show.
	Really big.
	Unbelievable show.
	We have Dean Cain, Superman, calling in in the second hour.
	First hour, we have...
	You could have ended there.
	You could have stopped there.
	You could have stopped there.
	People would just want to tune in for Dean Cain.
	The man is gorgeous.
	He's on your gay cross-off list.
	Like, if you win for him, it's okay?
	It's okay.
	Yeah.
	Like, he's on there at one point.
	Dave Rubin, maybe?
	No.
	Because, well, if he were straight, I think it's an act.
	But his skin's just so good.
	I think it's an act.
	I think it's an act.
	Dave Rubin.
	You're gay than Dave Rubin.
	But we have Sargon of a Cat in the first hour.
	Brilliant.
	Our resident liberal atheist.
	We have liberal lunacy afterwards.
	A resident cripple.
	And we have Jean-Guy Tremblay.
	This is the first time live reporting down from the DNC, a big Bernie supporter.
	And we have a bunch going on here tonight.
	This has been a crazy week.
	So it's one of those things, right, you get to the end of the week, so much has happened at the beginning of the week, you had Normandy, and then it's sort of been drowned out by the DNC. So I have been choking back human vomit all week with the DNC. As I'm sure many of you have.
	And it is just, it exemplifies everything that is wrong.
	For people who are listening, we have a lot of listeners who aren't really conservative.
	I get that.
	I hope if you ever had any doubts before, a lot of them are on the fence.
	Like, well, I still consider myself a liberal, but I'm anti-social justice warrior progressive left.
	Have you tuned into the DNC? There's no place for you.
	It couldn't be more of a pandering parade.
	And both sides do it.
	I get it.
	I get it.
	You know, at the RNC, there's a lot of, I like mustard on my fries and trucks.
	And people are like, well, he said truck.
	I like trucks.
	I get it.
	But the DNC is just taking it to a whole new level.
	Talk about reopening old wounds to the DNC. People have gotten a just surface sort of rant on the DNC, whether you're on AM radio or cable news.
	These people are saying nothing.
	No, they're saying a whole lot.
	And that's what's so important.
	I'm constantly frustrated, and that's why we've created this show with the lack of subtext coming from the right.
	Let me give you an example.
	So we're going to just rattle this off in the first segment, hopefully to help you understand it better.
	Let's start with Michelle Obama, something nobody else talked about that I've heard.
	I can't believe it.
	Roll that clip.
	That is the story of this country.
	The story that has brought me to this stage tonight.
	The story of generations of people who felt the lash of bondage, the shame of servitude, the sting of segregation, but who kept on striving and hoping and doing what needed to be done so that today I wake up every morning in a house that was built by slaves.
	And I've watched my daughters Two beautiful, intelligent black young women playing with their dogs on the White House lawn.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Now, here's the deal.
	Bill O'Reilly's a dumbass.
	And Bill O'Reilly came in, slaves were well fed.
	And you're a moron.
	You picked this stupid argument.
	And this is why a show like this is necessary.
	Am I the only one who noticed that right in the middle?
	She was talking like Michelle Obama.
	Mm-hmm.
	All of a sudden, she's possessed by the demonic spirit of Jesse Jackson.
	And then Michelle Obama.
	So that I am today in a house built by slaves with two really pretty young black women.
	It's like Hillary Clinton with the hot sauce.
	It just goes to show you can't go up and...
	And she went on to...
	People try to say it was positive how far we've come.
	No, it's not.
	It wasn't positive.
	It went on to say this is how far we've come, but we need to break through the new glass ceiling with the woman.
	That's what it really was.
	Every single...
	Glass ceiling women!
	Like trains...
	Like the retarded seal in Finding Dory.
	Okay?
	That they kick off the rock.
	Ah, poor Gerald.
	Was that his name?
	Gerald.
	Yeah, poor guy.
	Oh, built this house!
	Built by slavery!
	It's just so fake and phony.
	And you know what that tells you?
	There's a certain level of blackness that's required to be at the DNC. They're the ones who require perpetuating a stereotype because these people are answering to a market.
	So you've got that.
	Let's pander to it.
	Let's reopen the wounds because that's where we thrive.
	Slavery.
	Bring it up.
	Okay, let's ignore the fact that a black man was elected by the majority of the country, has been there for eight years.
	Slavery!
	But we've made some progress, but now we need a woman.
	Alright, okay.
	Speaking of which, what was the next...
	Oh, okay, here's another one.
	Cheers.
	Cheers for something.
	See if you can...
	I know people are going to say I'm an ass.
	It's not lost on me.
	But let's see if you can spot what might be wrong with the cheers here.
	Bring up the, you know...
	Donald.
	But I don't feel brave every day.
	Most days, I'm scared.
	I'm scared that at any moment, my mom and my dad will be forced to leave.
	Pause, pause, pause.
	Just pause real quick.
	Can we pause and then continue from there?
	Probably.
	Why would they be forced to leave?
	Oh, you mean your parents are criminals, sweetheart?
	Is that what you mean to say?
	Everyone's going, oh no, her parents could be forced to leave.
	Well, hold on.
	What about the other kids who didn't get a chance to be put on there with, hey, listen, listen, we need you to turn up the Latino accent here.
	We need to buy these votes.
	You saw the DNC leaks.
	Turn them up saying, my parents are Do a little mariachi number if you can when you go out there.
	Please, sweetheart.
	We need to buy these votes.
	So they send her out there.
	What about the kids whose parents came here legally, who didn't get a pandering platform?
	Huh?
	What about those kids?
	What about those kids whose parents came from Poland or French Canada, who learned the language, who went through the process?
	They're not afraid of their parents being forced to leave because they came here legally.
	Which brings us to the next point, this girl's ambition.
	I'm scared.
	I'm scared that at any moment I'm forced to leave.
	And I wonder, what if I come home and find it empty?
	That's not how it works.
	I want my parents to see me do science experiments and help me find my rare rocks in the desert.
	I want to grow up to be a lawyer so I can help other families like us.
	And there's the cheer.
	They're cheering crime.
	What do you mean, help other families?
	Oh, help other families whose parents are here illegally.
	You're not being compassionate.
	Of course I'm compassionate.
	That girl doesn't understand it.
	That girl doesn't understand that her parents broke the law.
	I get that.
	She also doesn't understand that she's being used as a political tool by the DNC. Bring out the black president's wife.
	Bring out the little Latino girl.
	Bring out the transgender.
	And then it just keeps going on down the list.
	Let's just see how every single box had to be checked.
	The next, what do we have?
	The next, oh, yeah.
	Well, this one, this is just, they tried out the people with disabilities.
	We'll talk about that with liberal lunacy.
	Alright, bring on the next one.
	Bring on the next one.
	I wish everyone could get to know Hillary's heart like I have.
	She always looks out for the little guy.
	No pun intended.
	Okay, first off, that's just painful.
	I feel bad that they, if his handlers sent him out without a better joke.
	So we go, okay, slavery, glass ceiling, illegal immigrants, transgenders with all gender bathrooms.
	As Nick DiPaolo said, they're just going to let him drop a deuce right there on the stage.
	What else do we got?
	We got cripples.
	Let's bring out the little guy.
	And don't we have Chelsea Clinton?
	Yeah, we do.
	You know how exhausting it must be to speak?
	I would say urgently to every young woman and, yes, every young man, every person who may not know their gender yet or may have no gender identity.
	Oh, my God.
	Stop it.
	I can't take any more of that talking rake.
	Listen.
	I know, it's mean.
	Yeah, it's mean.
	This is just an insult to everybody's intelligence.
	It was one big pandering parade to check the boxes.
	It couldn't be more clear that it's identity politics.
	And they were all sent out.
	Why?
	Why the little person?
	Well, because the little person, you all need to vote Democrat because you need free health care for whatever it is little people need.
	The handicapped people in the wheelchair.
	Stools.
	Stools?
	I don't know what little bricks.
	Stop it.
	Phone books are hard to come by.
	Stop it!
	Send it out in a wheelchair, because it needs government-funded wheelchairs.
	Glass, send out the transgender, because just like in San Francisco, you need the government, you need the taxpayer to pay for your gender reassignment surgery, despite the fact that most transgenders don't go through with it.
	Send out the illegal immigrants.
	Why?
	Because, well, listen, we need them to turn into lawyers to bring in more illegal immigrants for a voting base.
	Do you have any idea how exhausting it must be?
	To be that DNC showrunner?
	Did you see even the bathroom signs?
	I mean, how many boxes they had to check?
	This is what it is.
	It is unbelievable.
	And they removed the Second Amendment from their platform.
	It's no longer a part of the DNC. Unless it was to remove it.
	There was a couple bits I saw.
	To remove it.
	That's about it.
	The only time it's brought up is to remove it.
	Imagine being the showrunner for that show.
	Got their head set in the back.
	Alright, listen, we're short on time.
	We're short on time.
	Okay, bring out the tranny.
	Bring out the cripple.
	Where's the little person?
	Bring out the little person.
	He's only up in about a minute.
	He needs more time to hobble.
	Get him out there for hobbling.
	There were seat fillers.
	We need more gay people in the front row.
	Can we have more gay people in the front row?
	I think Dave's gay.
	I need flamers.
	I need flamers in the front row.
	It doesn't register on camera if he's gay.
	Can you get him a rainbow pin?
	Do we have any boas in wardrobe?
	Give him this autographed Liza Can we get an undocumented immigrant?
	No, our immigrant is documented.
	They're legal.
	Crap, we need someone else.
	We have an undocumented Arshad from Lebanon, undocumented Muslim.
	Get him out.
	He's a Lebanese Catholic.
	Send him back!
	Send him back!
	We need undocumented Muslim refugees, cripples, midgets.
	Please, send them my way.
	Make them seat fillers, everybody.
	This is how we get votes.
	Listen, yeah, both sides pander.
	There is one convention here that has been remarkably insulting of your intelligence.
	It's the one with midgets and trannies.
	We'll be back talking French Cray.
	For Braving Mills and Louder with Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.
	We have received confirmation that the main figurehead behind this week's controversial and landmark DNC Leagues has been figured and we have been granted an exclusive interview.
	Mr...
	And I am now receiving confirmation that he is dead.
	Well, sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbled.
	I guess we'll never know what happened with the DNC leaks.
	We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds.
	For Latter-on Crowder, I'm Perry Matheson.
	Whoa, Jared, what are you doing?
	Shoot bad guys!
	With what?
	AR-15!
	Where'd you get it?
	AR-15.com!
	Oh, there's another one!
	Kaboom!
	You got him!
	Yeah!
	Thank God for AR-15.com!
	They have AR-15 and accessories for sale and the best advice there is on the web!
	Oh no, there's another one!
	Kaboom!
	You got him!
	Yeah!
	With your what?
	AR-15!
	From where?
	AR-15.com!
	That's the best place to go, and that's the takeaway, because this commercial's about to stop!
	Thank you.
	Glad to be back.
	Not really.
	I am...
	Sorry.
	Listen, every now and...
	It's just watching the DNC. It's been a Chinese water torture.
	Speaking of which, apparently North Korea just declared war on the United States.
	That's cute.
	That's cute.
	North Korea.
	Oh my gosh.
	I watched Team America last night, by the way.
	Yeah, I know.
	That's all that comes to my mind now when I think of North Korea.
	Kim Jong-il, that was that one.
	But it's all the same.
	Did you like it?
	It was pretty funny.
	It's pretty funny.
	Depends on who's in the room with you.
	Yeah.
	You've got to be careful if people are sensitive with that one.
	Yeah, kind of the best part of that, the certain scene everyone knows about, it's not in that version.
	You have to go online to find it.
	This is true.
	Alright, listen.
	Let's go to the...
	I want to run this first.
	So this has happened.
	The Freddie Gray cops have all been acquitted of charges.
	That's important to note.
	Let's roll the clip first from Marilyn Mosby.
	This is what she said.
	We covered this at louderwithcreder.com in relation to the...
	She's a prosecutor.
	Good morning.
	Thank you all for being here.
	Today, Baltimore finds itself at the epicenter of a national conflict between urban and rural populations of color.
	And the law enforcement agencies that are sworn to protect and serve them.
	It is a struggle that strikes at the basic ideas of self-determination, justice, equality, and sadly, humanity in America.
	However fitting it is for observers to use the Alright, bring me back in.
	Jared, forgot to timecode that thing.
	Gosh, not gay, Jared.
	This is the worst.
	Get your act together tonight.
	This is the worst.
	Let me bring it up.
	It's up at ladderwithcudder.com.
	So let me get this for you.
	Alright, here.
	We can't...
	Let me just bring the microphone to my computer here, not gay, Jared.
	Alright.
	As long as we don't have to run an advertisement for YouTube.
	Alright, there we go.
	Let's get this going.
	It's been extremely accommodating.
	There were individual police officers...
	There were individual police officers that were witnesses to the case.
	This is Comcast for you.
	Here's the deal.
	She said they were obstructing justice.
	They were withholding evidence.
	She talked about witnesses, people in a police force, policing themselves.
	There's a valid point to be made here, okay?
	Police force policing themselves, unions.
	I get it.
	I understand that there is corruption in big government entities, whether it's the police or any government bureaucracy.
	But what she said was verifiably false.
	I have the quotes here right here.
	She said they were creating lead detectives that were completely uncooperative and started a counter-investigation to disprove the state's case.
	She accused them of creating videos to disprove the state's case without knowledge, creating notes that were drafted after the case was launched to contradict the medical examiner's conclusion.
	Everything that Mosby has said is false.
	These things didn't happen, to the point that the mayor, the black female mayor, two glass ceilings, said, no, no, no, that's not true.
	And not Gay Jerry can bring these other things up on screen.
	Listen, here's the deal.
	When you have rhetoric like this, and you talk about things that completely are untrue, it's about as untrue as Michael Brown with his hands up, not shooting.
	Right?
	Right, right.
	I get in that mode.
	I've been doing jank this week.
	Right, right.
	Come on.
	What is she insinuating?
	This is important for people to note with Black Lives Matter and people like this.
	She is telling her constituents right now that there are six murderous police officers who have gotten off scot-free.
	100% with no ramifications for committing the heinous crime of murder.
	If you read Twitter, you see the social media, you see the outcry, people believe that these cops murdered a young man and have gotten off scot-free.
	So today you say, there's no justice, even though there was justice, there's no justice, and these murderers are on the loose, and then tomorrow you act shocked when they start picking off said cops.
	If you believe that there was someone out there right now, six people, a gang that murdered a kid and got away with it, and everyone else knew, but they weren't going to do anything, Wouldn't it be plausible for someone to say, well, you know, it's justifiable for someone to try and take that out?
	For example, if someone made an attempt on O.J. Simpson's life, I'm not advocating this at all, I'm not saying you should, it wouldn't come as a shocker, right?
	It wouldn't be a shocker, because people would say, I don't condone it.
	There's a system of law in place.
	We have checks and balances.
	But someone wanted to take out a murderer.
	That's what Black Lives Matter believe about these cops.
	That's what they believe about Darren Wilson.
	That's what they believe about these police officers.
	That's what they believe about the officers in Tamir Rice.
	They don't want justice.
	They want someone tried in the court of public opinion.
	And so what happens when this takes place?
	Well, now Baltimore's crime has skyrocketed past Detroit.
	You brought up, do you have that, can you bring it up again, the USA Today?
	40%.
	40% more violent attacks.
	From 2015.
	44% of police officers killed up from 2015.
	That's 26 police officers.
	That's a huge jump.
	Now, here's the big thing.
	The left will tell you right now, well, actually, that's not true, that police deaths have gone down over time.
	That's true.
	Of course, there's been a downward trend, just as there's been a downward trend in all crime over the last several decades.
	That's not what's relevant here.
	Let's be honest.
	When did you start hearing...
	You never heard, probably, the name Sean King, DeRay...
	Mosby, these people, Rachel Dolezal, until within the last year, last year and a half.
	So we are talking about acute statistics.
	These matter.
	Not the long-term trend, but this happened in the last year or two years.
	Now that the stats are coming, has there been a sharp rise in assassinations against police officers?
	Yes, verifiably so.
	Not only that, sharp rise in crime in Baltimore.
	They skyrocketed past Detroit, sharp rise in crime in Chicago, lowered police response time, lowered police response rate, period.
	Police officers are afraid to police in the black areas.
	Only in Baltimore could you have a black prosecutor, black mayor, black city council, and half the cops were black.
	And when they're cleared of charges, be a black judge, accuse the system of being racist.
	It's the system.
	No, this is a...
	You don't want justice.
	You want people tried in a court of public opinion.
	And so what happens with that?
	The public doesn't have the information.
	And so they make horrible judgments, whether it's taking out cops or stupid articles that inspire it.
	Sargon of Akkad, coming up next.
	We'll change gear and talk Europe here.
	Here in Normandy.
	And now for actual conversations from Firearm Message Boards.
	Hi, I'm looking to purchase a first-time firearm, and I was wondering what would be best for a novice like me.
	You need to do two things.
	Number one, get a gun that fits for you.
	Number two, use the biggest caliber that you can possibly handle.
	One caveat is I wouldn't go any lower than a.45, because then it's just a pea shooter.
	A caliber nothing.
	It's all about capacity.
	Fifteen shots of nine is certainly better than eight shots of.45, especially for the novice shooter who's going to have difficulty with accuracy.
	Fifteen shots is better if you don't mind a shot for queers.
	I personally carry a.44 Magnum, but I've been known to step down to the.45 when it is humid outside, and I am of light dress.
	There have been tremendous advancements in ammunition technology, and 9mm hollow points create enough expansion for a wound cavity worthy of self-defense scenarios.
	Oh, expansion's nothing.
	All you're doing with the bullet is like punching a hole in paper, so you want a bigger hole.
	That's why you want the bullet with the biggest diameter, and I won't carry anything less than a.45.
	By that logic, why don't you carry a.50 caliber handgun?
	Well, maybe I will, and you know what?
	I can handle it, too, because I'm not some 9mm shooting f*****.
	This lady just wants help, and you're being a real elitist d**k.
	I'm trying to save her life.
	I know a guy who got shot by five nine millimeters in the head and he didn't even go to the hospital.
	Just kept drinking his bush ice.
	I would like to see a source for this because I believe that that's a fabrication.
	Tell you what, why don't you come over to my house and I'll show you my source right next to my 454.
	You sound mentally unstable.
	And ill-equipped to dispense firearm advice.
	Ah, mentally ill, nothing.
	I'm tired of you putting people's lives in danger.
	You know what?
	I'm gonna change my advice.
	You shouldn't carry anything less than a.44 Magnum.
	Hi, guys.
	Just checking in.
	Wow, this escalated and got out of hand really quickly.
	I'm still confused.
	What caliber of handgun should I be purchasing?
	Thanks in advance.
	smiley emoji All right, glad to be back. glad to be back.
	Listen, we had this guest on not too long ago.
	Not Gay Jared corrupted somehow the file.
	We have to pre-tape him sometimes because he's all the way over there across the pond.
	You know him.
	You've seen his YouTube channels.
	Brilliant guy.
	One of my favorite guests.
	Just Google.
	Just YouTube.
	Sargon of a cad.
	And he will show up.
	That's two Ks.
	Sargon, thank you for being with us, sir.
	Oh, my pleasure, man.
	You know, second time.
	Yeah, I know.
	Second time's a charm.
	That's what they say.
	Gosh, you have no idea how mad I was, too, because it was right after Brexit, and we did this interview, and then Not Gay Jared came here.
	It was a weird week, too, if I remember right.
	It was a weird time of trying to make up for it.
	Was that when I was traveling?
	Traveling, and yeah, the Lear Keith came on.
	She filled in.
	She was awesome.
	Anyway, we have him on now.
	So shut up.
	It's not about you, Naki, Jared.
	Sargon, I apologize.
	So it's not like there's any shortage of news here coming out of Europe.
	Obviously with Normandy today, horrible.
	Listen, do you think there could be a Frexit?
	Do you think that that's the temperature of the water now in Europe, or do you think they'll never get it and they're just going to walk off the cliff of multiculturalism?
	That's a good question.
	The problem with Frexit is that France is one of the core members of the EU. They're really central to the European Union.
	And so them leaving would be a very...
	I mean, I have trouble envisaging it.
	It would be incredibly contentious.
	But the problem that France is having at the moment is obviously Muslim terror attacks, same with Germany.
	And this is causing a massive spike in people joining right-wing parties.
	And I don't mean like conservative parties.
	I mean the sort of, you know, very far-rights.
	You mean like, yes, neo-Nazi-esque, but they still want socialized medicine.
	It's a bizarre sort of thing.
	Yeah, not quite...
	I wouldn't describe them necessarily as neo-Nazis, but they're not far off.
	Right.
	I think it'd be inaccurate to call them neo-Nazis, but they're certainly very hardcore nationalists.
	Right.
	Yeah, and these people are very, very annoyed about all these terrorist attacks, and they're very annoyed that the reaction from the establishment is effectively grin and bear it.
	And, I mean, we see that a lot from the regressive media, where they're literally like, you know what we need to do?
	Nothing.
	And it's like, nah...
	I'm not sure that's going to wash.
	Right.
	Well, I mean, I just wonder if there's got to be a different tact taken at this point.
	So I know politicians can be slow to do that.
	I'm just wondering, as someone who lives in Europe, if the temperature of the water with, you know, the people is that of...
	Like, I know at some point, you know, it's whispered, and then it becomes action.
	Is it at the point of people whispering?
	Like, yeah, you know what?
	I'm tired of that.
	There are definitely...
	I mean, you've got the alt-rights.
	They're very, very...
	Very pro-kicking Muslims out of Europe.
	I'm not alt-right.
	But I'm definitely...
	See, the problem we have with this is that we don't really know why they're doing it.
	Because if you notice that, like with the Orlando shooter, many of these people who, you know...
	seem to have any actual ties to ISIS.
	And they don't-- the only thing that we really get is that they downloaded some ISIS propaganda from the internet.
	And so it seems to be people self-radicalizing.
	Really, some of them seem to be self-radicalizing without actually having any ties to any larger terrorist organizations.
	And this has been something that's come out of a few of these now.
	And a lot of these people seem to have had mental or emotional issues as well.
	And so it's kind of...
	Islam is kind of...
	I mean, it's not necessarily that this is an Islamic thing, although it is obviously deeply tied to Islam.
	It's that these people are probably...
	They're probably doing what any religious zealots would end up doing.
	If for some reason they felt they needed to atone in a religious way, for any sins or misdemeanors or anything they've committed, I think it's quite easy for them to then say, right, okay, well, if I just kill the kuffars and, you know, kill myself, I'll be a martyr, I'll get to go to heaven.
	But the thing is, we never catch any of these people alive, so we don't actually know why they're doing it.
	But that is a distinctly Muslim thing, to atone for sins.
	The only guaranteed shot to heaven is through jihad, right?
	You know, I was trying to be diplomatic.
	It is a very Muslim thing.
	Yes.
	Well, here's something I would throw at you.
	It's not necessarily something all Muslims are going to do.
	We're in danger of doing it.
	No, they're not.
	Yes.
	No, you're right.
	Listen, obviously not all Muslims, but I would...
	I didn't want to go down the not all.
	Yes, exactly.
	I understand it.
	Listen, don't worry about it.
	You're with friends here.
	Here's my thing, though.
	We had a woman on who was leaving.
	We had to keep her name covered up because she had left Islam and her husband was trying to take her children.
	She said, listen, it's very common.
	And I watched people in Canada who laughed when the World Trade Center towers hit.
	I spoke with a lot of Muslims who were like, well, it's not necessarily a bad thing.
	She said, listen, when it comes down to siding with the Taliban or the United States, nearly everyone sides with these...
	What they view as pseudo-terrorist organizations, but they view as a result of destabilization of the West.
	She goes almost invariably behind closed doors, this is what these people are going to say.
	This is why all mosques can act as Sharia courts.
	Not every Imam is a Sharia judge, but every mosque has to have at least one or it can't be a mosque.
	They're acting within their own system of law.
	So my thing is, I don't think it's necessarily self-radicalizing through mental illness.
	It doesn't require terrorism.
	From their families and their directly surrounding support structures for it to be, okay, next step, this.
	Yeah, I wouldn't say they're self-radicalizing through mental illness.
	I think it's people who are, and I wouldn't even necessarily term this as mental illness.
	Okay.
	But, you know, some sort of people, you know, the sort of people that you meet who are maybe a bit high strung.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, like Jared.
	They're not necessarily mentally ill, but the thing with these sort of ideologies is they can make good people do bad things, and they can make people who aren't necessarily good people think it's perfectly okay to do terrible things.
	And it just...
	It is about Islam.
	I mean, they obviously think that they're going to die, get to heaven, become martyred, all their sins will be forgiven.
	I mean, this is why, like, with the 9-11 attackers, people are like, well, they can't have been real Muslims, because they were out drinking and smoking and, you know, seeing prostitutes.
	It's like, yeah, but you have to understand, they think all of these sins are going to be washed away.
	Exactly.
	So they can go and indulge in whatever they want, and now God's going to clean their soul, or however it works.
	It's sort of like the early Catholic Church with the indulgences, only pipe bombs.
	Absolutely.
	And you're right.
	When you say it's an Islamic thing that they go and kill the Kufars, it's not something that other religions do.
	But with other religions, you would have a different response from a sinner who wants to atone for their sins in the religion.
	A Buddhist monk might go and live on top of a mountain for the rest of his life or something.
	I don't know.
	Right.
	But in Islam, and this is what drives me crazy when people say Islam is a religion of peace.
	It's like, based on what?
	Based on what?
	How many Muslim countries have a scimitar on their flag, just out of interest?
	You know, they'll have something in Arabic, probably God is great, and then a scimitar, and it's like, yes, this is a religion of peace.
	It's like...
	I don't know about that.
	I mean, it seems like kind of a war-like ideology that came out of the 7th century.
	Let me ask you this, because you're a very...
	You know, I was just talking with Nakejit about this.
	You know, you have a very high play count for someone with your subscribership on YouTube, and you're one of the few things that if you pop up in my feed without me checking my subscriptions, I'll watch because of what you have to say.
	You're insightful.
	You're thoughtful.
	So I think a lot of people really like what you have to say, and obviously you're a very thoughtful atheist.
	We've had some discussions on that, which hopefully we'll have more.
	Let me ask you this, though.
	From a purely pragmatic standpoint, I think you and I both agree that Europe is significantly more secular than the United States, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Would it be reasonable to say that Europe's secularism has somewhat made it vulnerable to the encroachment of Islam?
	I wouldn't say so.
	If anything, I think Europe's secularism is eventually what's going to destroy Islam.
	Okay.
	Because it's been faster there, obviously, than the one place where it isn't happening yet is the United States.
	Yeah, but that's not because it won't.
	That's because you don't have very many Muslims.
	One thing I find very interesting about many Muslims who come from the United Kingdom, and I can't speak for other places in Europe, but I definitely know about Muslims in the United Kingdom because I went to university in Coventry.
	This was in 2001, and there was already a very large Muslim population there.
	And there was just this pattern you kept seeing where the parents would be incredibly Islamic and they would require their child to go to the mosque and all this sort of thing.
	And when the child was away from their parents, they were very, very English.
	And they had no interest in religion.
	They had no compunction drinking or, you know, anything like that.
	And it was pressure put on them by their parents.
	Now, I mean, this isn't every single case, obviously.
	Hashtag not all.
	Right.
	That's necessary.
	Otherwise, it'll be on the Young Turks highlight reel.
	Yeah, tell me about it, man.
	It pisses me off that every time, you know, oh my god, it's every single one.
	I didn't say every one.
	No.
	Anyway, and so I think, honestly, a lot of these young people were very happy with the sort of English way of doing things.
	Sort of just the secular free society.
	It's a lot, I mean, one thing about it, it's a lot less highly strung.
	You know, it's a lot of work to police someone else's actions.
	We don't have to do it.
	I think, though, I would disagree in the sense that I think you've seen it that way.
	I think most people with sort of a Western mindset would see it as, hey, listen, a free secular society.
	I think a lot of Muslims, especially being raised with a lot of them in my high school at Centennial, see it as a weakness, as this decadent sort of the more secular, the more godless society it is.
	We can fill that void.
	Whereas in the United States...
	There isn't that same void because there's the Judeo-Christian backbone, which, like I said, is still more so there than Europe, just from a pragmatic standpoint, where it's not a hole that they feel they can fill so readily.
	I just felt that living in Canada versus the United States, that that was a big part of sort of keeping it at bay.
	I could be wrong.
	I was just wondering your thoughts as a Brexit.
	Honestly, I'm actually not worried about the sort of religious encroachment of it, because...
	Like I'm saying, most Muslims seem to be fairly secular that have been raised here.
	And British people are not interested in religion.
	They are just not interested.
	It's quite social taboo.
	But they are interested in a religion of tolerance and of political correctness.
	Well, yeah, there is that.
	But nobody wants to hear about God.
	But my point is they fill that void, a lot of them, with, well, my ultimate God is political correctness and tolerance, and let's make sure this is our number one priority, and that's where their loyalties lie, and that's easily exploited.
	I mean, you see it with, well, you see it with Bernie Sanders.
	Well, yeah, but they're not converting the native British populace to Islam, basically.
	I mean, there are some British people who become Muslims.
	But they're able to subvert their laws.
	To find acceptance.
	You know what I mean?
	They're able to subvert their laws more readily.
	These people are generally losers, to be honest.
	They're generally people who aren't very well accepted, who don't have many friends, and who are looking for something to join.
	They're the same sort of people who become Mormons after they knock on your door or something.
	Oh, God.
	But most people are just not interested.
	I'm going to get letters.
	We're going to get letters from men on bikes and short ties.
	I'm going to get letters from, yeah, yeah.
	I'll get nasty emails from the Mormons.
	I'm not worried about them converting the natives.
	Not about converting, but that's what's allowed them.
	See, you guys are like, I think, not you, obviously, specifically.
	Again, not all...
	But the point is, you know, when you look at sort of the systemic approach in Europe of we need to be tolerant.
	Well, leave a mosque.
	Well, we need to leave a mosque.
	What about Sharia courts?
	Let them do their thing.
	We want to be tolerant.
	And so this sort of secular religion of tolerance and Muslims are going, that's great.
	We can exploit this.
	Let's make sure to put it under the guise of tolerance and it'll be allowed.
	Whereas in the United States, there is some of, no, we're not going to tolerate that.
	Yeah, I mean, one thing that I do get annoyed about is the constant pandering.
	That really, really annoys me.
	We don't pander to any other religious minority or religious demographic in any way.
	And so I really don't like to see pandering to Muslims just because they're complaining.
	To me, the answer should just be no.
	Yes, well, hold on a second.
	We have to go to a break and we'll keep that in mind.
	What a novel concept.
	The answer, no.
	Thought about that.
	Same with parents.
	Can I have pants with juicy written across my butt?
	No.
	Can I have sharia court?
	No.
	Solve some problems.
	Sargon of a cad.
	More after this.
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	Sargon of a cad.
	That's his YouTube channel.
	Just run a search.
	You'll find him.
	Sorry, we have to go to our evil corporate overlords.
	Not to get off the beaten path because we were talking about Europe.
	We were talking about the Young Turks.
	We have a video this week on the Young Turks.
	You were once a watcher.
	I don't want to misrepresent you.
	I was indeed.
	Many moons ago I used to enjoy their content because it wasn't Crazy, and it was left-wing, and I thought, wow, this is rare.
	You know, someone on the left who isn't crazy.
	I mean, go back and watch some of that stuff from about, I don't know, three or four years ago.
	It's pretty reasonable.
	I disagree.
	I think you've changed.
	You know what?
	Well, here's why.
	Because they would attack me back then and not have me on to defend myself.
	I remember they did a debate.
	Google Cenk Lee Doran.
	With Lee Doran.
	He was How the World Works.
	This was back in like 2009, 2010.
	And it was just back then.
	It was still like he didn't scream it, but he had a moderator.
	And it was just them two versus Lee.
	I think I understand.
	It's more obviously unhinged.
	Maybe it's just more pronounced now.
	Yes, and you've moved on.
	He used to be a lot more relaxed.
	He used to be less of an arse.
	And I guess now he's pretty deep in his positions.
	And I think it's more about protecting the narrative than it is really being correct now.
	Because back a few years ago, he used to actually care about the facts.
	But now it's about not all.
	Not all, not all, not all.
	Of course, right?
	Right?
	Oh, Jesus, James, shut up.
	Just shut up.
	Listen, no, no, listen.
	Okay, right?
	That's what it is.
	You don't even talk.
	Just do the research.
	We're not going to put it up.
	It'll be up later.
	Because we're trying to have a conversation!
	Yeah, but they didn't used to be so bad.
	And now they've really been getting worse.
	To the point where Alex Jones can go and troll them and they fall for it.
	Yes, the Young Turks make Alex Jones into a sympathetic figure.
	Though it wasn't Alex Jones, it was more so Roger Stone that seemed to bother them.
	Yeah, who is Roger Stone?
	I don't really know who that is.
	He worked with the Trump campaign, right, Jared?
	And he doesn't, but they're friends.
	He used to work for Clinton, I think, way back when.
	And then he worked with Trump.
	Trump, he's his campaign manager or something, or strategist.
	Then he was fired, but still kind of He's some kind of correspondent for Jones, Alex Jones.
	I don't know.
	I would definitely disagree with the idea that they used to be more fact-based, just because obviously I've always disagreed with them, and I had friends who they would debate or attack, and I was going, that's not even true, that's not even what they said.
	But back then there were no channels to counter it.
	You know what I mean?
	It was like, it didn't matter, it's just like they said, well, it could be something as, I don't know if they actually said this, but something like, someone says Detroit's unemployment is 28%.
	That's not true!
	It's 11%, look it up!
	And they would do that back then, and it just wasn't true.
	And I just don't think people were able to go like, is that not true?
	Whereas now we have people like you.
	It's been a while since I've watched them as a fan, so I'd have to look at them.
	I'd have to look.
	But yeah, I don't know.
	I'd have to check.
	They didn't seem so bad these days.
	He wasn't as explosively angry.
	I would say they were just as inaccurate, but I think he's definitely...
	I've talked about this.
	This is entirely conjecture.
	But if you see the eyes that are glassy, bloodshot, he's gained weight, sweating profusely, and very, very emotional and temperamental, I wouldn't be surprised if there's some kind of an issue there that's more than meets the eye.
	Hey!
	Health issue.
	Substance issue.
	A substance issue.
	I'm just saying, as a comedian, I've been around it a lot.
	And, like, that's the thing, is that your serotonin levels, and it's just like, you know, you're sitting there, it's like, okay, and you just freak out.
	So I have noticed that for sure.
	He's much quicker to anger.
	Well, I mean, I don't know anything about any substance issues, but honestly, I think it's about the environment he's in.
	He's in a very closed environment where everyone agrees with him.
	And then when you get, like, Ben Mankiewicz is his name.
	He's in Ace.
	Yeah, he's a lot more reasonable.
	He's like, no, Cenk, I disagree with you on this.
	I think you're wrong.
	Cenk will just shout him down.
	It's just like, Christ, man.
	I can't watch him, though, either.
	Who, Ben?
	Ben, no.
	He's not particularly dynamic, but he seems like a decent person.
	Decent person, but he comes off to me as a guy who works at Home Depot in the afternoon.
	The guy shows up, he's like, Hey, I met you at the potluck once.
	You got some thoughts?
	Put you on the show.
	Do you got a blazer?
	Apparently he's the co-founder of the thing.
	Really?
	Oh, it was behind the scenes?
	I don't know, I was just asking because I've noticed a lot of people saying that, like, coming on my channel.
	I'm sure you said, I used to be a Young Turks watcher, but, insert story here.
	And, um, sorry, go ahead.
	Oh, no, no, absolutely.
	I was just agreeing.
	I've had, I get dozens and dozens of people like that as well.
	I probably get a lot more than you do because I'm left-wing, you know.
	You know, but I don't...
	Well, okay, here's one thing.
	I remember you, last time you were on, you were like, if you had to, you'd go Bernie.
	And I said, I don't think that's going to last, because I said, I don't think you realize he is the social justice warrior candidate.
	Yeah.
	So did you regret that afterward?
	Do you think, like...
	I didn't regret it.
	I didn't know he was going to come out and say something like, white people don't know what it's like to be poor.
	Right.
	Sorry, Bernie, you've lost me now.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I totally...
	And don't get me wrong, you know, I mean, I think his heart's in the right place.
	I think Bernie's heart's in the right place.
	I don't think necessarily he's got the answers or anything like that.
	And I don't understand at all what he's gone and done with Hillary.
	I mean, I find this the most baffling thing in the world.
	He spends his entire campaign, and just his entire career, arguing against Wall Street, and then he endorses Hillary Clinton.
	I mean, that should be your answer.
	Well, yeah, absolutely.
	I just don't get it.
	It's just the most baffling thing in the world to me.
	And then for some reason, Hillary Clinton, she didn't take him as her VP, did she?
	No.
	No, she didn't.
	She took him as Mr.
	Kane.
	Because she's a bitch.
	She must be.
	It just strikes me as a terrible political blunder.
	Bernie's supporters, his hardcore supporters, a lot of them are very anti-Clinton.
	Have you been following the DNC leaks?
	I have been following the DNC leaks.
	So, I mean, it's pretty clear there.
	I just don't think they were ever going to kiss and make up.
	Mostly because she's more interested in kissing Elizabeth Warren.
	But, I think that he's a lesbian.
	Sargon, where's the best place for people to find you?
	It's always too short, but we have to go to a break here.
	Oh, really?
	We have time already.
	Oh, just Google Sargon of a Cat.
	You'll find me.
	Google Sargon of a Cat.
	Well, no, okay, Jared.
	People know this is pre-taped because it's across the pond.
	We can do a short web extended for people if they want.
	Why not?
	We can get into the New World Order.
	That would be good.
	Give him some of our Jew money?
	Jew money's good.
	What's that?
	You can break the conditioning.
	Yes, yes.
	No, I think you're right.
	That's always why it's interesting talking with you, because even if we don't line up politically, there still is something to gain from it.
	I guess I don't even think that Europeans are looking at this in that way.
	Anyway, so Sargon of a Cat, people listening terrestrially on my channel, lottowithcrowder.com, for more.
	And now for Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	Music Sweetie, the banana telephone isn't working.
	None of the electrics are working.
	Darn it.
	Okay, hold on, Elizabeth.
	Fritz Jr., did you fix the electricity problem?
	Yeah, I got it hooked up.
	What?
	What did you do?
	I made some electricity.
	Did you get the proper capturing device, the rotating paddles into moving water to create enough of an electrical current?
	Um, I put a paddle in a pond.
	Damn it, Fritz Jr.
	Elizabeth, you see what your son did?
	Oh, I see.
	When he does something right, he's your son.
	When he misbehaves, he's just your brother.
	Stay tuned for more Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	I'm excited.
	All right.
	Glad to be back.
	Second hour.
	We're in the second hour.
	This is the second hour.
	That's right.
	We're in the second hour.
	Producing with me in video studio always, as always, is Jared, who is not gay.
	Follow him at notkjared.
	So...
	I'm sorry.
	Hey, Dean, we...
	Yeah, we...
	What are you doing?
	We booked you.
	Right, I know.
	And here I am.
	Now, hold on one sec.
	I'm ready to go.
	Anytime you guys are ready.
	Yeah, it's next hour, though.
	Can you...
	Are you gonna be around?
	Call you back?
	Next hour?
	I'll just stay on.
	I can just stay on.
	We can just wrap.
	No, it doesn't.
	It can't.
	It doesn't...
	No, he can't stay on.
	Have him call back.
	I'll call you back.
	We'll do it during the break.
	Okay, all right.
	Let's fix that.
	Maybe we'll bring him up earlier.
	Let's bring him up a little earlier.
	Okay, so we were talking about this with Sargon of Acad.
	We had a video this week at ladderwithcrader.com on the Young Turks.
	A parody of the Young Turks.
	Cenk, Anita, Sarkeesian.
	Here's something I've noticed.
	People like Sargon, a lot of people out there, probably people like Milo, a lot of people on YouTube who were once fans.
	We get a lot of comments like this on the Young Turks.
	Something I should preface this with.
	If it seems like we're bullying or piling on the Young Turks with this video that we did, every single person in that video has been attacked, basically slandered by the Young Turks.
	Usually there's video evidence on the Young Turks show.
	On the Young Turks.
	Obviously yours truly.
	Skag 3.
	Ben Shapiro, of course.
	Karen Straughn.
	He asked her to make him a sandwich.
	Dave Rubin.
	Need we say more?
	So these are people finally getting their shots in.
	Because Young Turks slanders, they lie about people's positions, they misrepresent them, and then they give them no request.
	They call it a day!
	Yeah, they call it a day.
	They give you no chance to come on.
	We've had a lot of people on with whom we've disagreed.
	Zach Ford came on the show.
	D.L. Hughley came on the show.
	Christopher Titus came on the show.
	I'm still friends.
	I still talk to Zachary now and again.
	Yeah.
	And Christopher Titus and I still actually speak.
	As much as I know people won't believe it, we'll have him back.
	And Sally Cohn will be on the show.
	So specifically if we say something that is very inaccurate and people say that's not what I said, Jake Tapper did that and I always retweeted him and welcomed him on the show.
	I know he probably won't come on the show, and what I said about him was entirely accurate.
	He is a journalistic hack, and he is in the DNC pocket, even though he tries to play it down the middle.
	So that's what's important about the Young Turks.
	So I get a lot of comments from people saying, I used to be a fan.
	And you hear this with Sargon, and a lot of people say, I think they just went downhill.
	Here's the deal.
	I don't believe they've gone downhill.
	Now, let me make my case.
	I think people have just been awakened, because I've always been a conservative, more or less, conservative libertarian.
	I've been on YouTube since 2009, and they were always there.
	It was them and pretty much everybody else.
	They've been around since 2002.
	Started the radio show.
	Yeah, a radio show.
	But on YouTube, really, they still only had...
	They didn't have that many subscribers by the time we got into 2009, 2010, 2011.
	YouTube wasn't what it is today, though.
	No, it wasn't what it is today at all.
	But I would watch them attack friends of mine.
	I would watch them back then and go, gosh, how are these guys doing these hatchet jobs?
	So have they really changed?
	Well, here's the thing.
	People thought I was making it up.
	Here's the actual article that Cenk Uygur made for the Daily Pennsylvania.
	I have it up on my screen about the Armenian genocide.
	He did deny the Armenian genocide.
	Now, people make mistakes when they're younger.
	He wasn't that young there.
	And he hasn't reverted.
	He hasn't said, you know what?
	I was wrong.
	You know what?
	Okay, right?
	I was wrong.
	Did the Armenian Genocide occur?
	Of course it occurred.
	He hasn't done that yet.
	Let's be reasonable.
	Let's be reasonable here, okay?
	Right?
	Of course!
	I know people are going to say, you wrote one time, oh, I made a mistake.
	Okay, no!
	So, I don't ever want to do that again if I'm not in the wardrobe.
	It shortchanges it.
	So back then we knew he was an Armenian genocide denier.
	He always claimed to be a progressive.
	Not a liberal, a progressive.
	I watched him with my good friend Lee Dorn.
	Now, I love Lee Dorn.
	I'm certainly not throwing him under the bus.
	Lee Dorn is brilliant.
	Smarter than I am.
	But Lee Dorn is too nice.
	So back when there weren't many conservatives on YouTube, I used to watch Cenk attack Lee Doran, of course, and myself, and he would bring out Lee Doran to debate, and he would have a moderator who was just entirely in his back pocket.
	So I was watching this when people thought this was while they were moderate.
	So let's roll the first clip.
	Not gay, Jared.
	This is an important distinction.
	He thought the idea, their methods of winning over the public was wrong in the fact of, you know, examples of his flag burning and stuff like that.
	He thought that you had to work within the system in order to bring down society because the general public would not accept the radical methods that were currently being used.
	This is why no conservatives work at you.
	You're laughing.
	That's exactly what he said.
	He never talked once.
	Just read the word.
	He never talked about bringing down society.
	Yes, he did.
	No, he didn't.
	Yes, he did.
	See, that's the thing.
	That's amazing.
	Anyway, let me tell you why I brought it up, and then we can have a separate debate.
	Okay, so that's the first thing I just want to give you.
	This is during opening statements.
	This is in 2011.
	There were clips that go back to 2010, 2009.
	They weren't very good quality.
	You can see Cenk already.
	These are opening statements.
	They're not even debating yet.
	And Cenk is already getting into his mode of, this is not true!
	Let's go to clip number two.
	Again, I want you to tell me if they've changed, or maybe the people out there, if you were their fans, maybe you just have evolved.
	That's important, because I'm going to tie it all together at the end.
	Let's roll clip number two.
	We cut taxes for the rich, we cut taxes for corporations.
	It would be one thing if he actually said, this is what I want, this is what they want, but he hasn't done that.
	And not only that, it's not even like they've actually...
	Turning to the audience.
	Either side has come up with a political stalemate, which is a political problem that we have, not necessarily a policy problem.
	Lee and I debate every once in a while.
	We do these YouTube things, and Reuters has stuff.
	It drives me crazy, because it's just not true.
	I'm just asking.
	You can't tell me.
	No one can tell me what his specific plan is.
	It's just not true.
	This is not true.
	People always want to act.
	They look back and go, they were better back then, like SNL. SNL was better back when.
	No, SNL just has just as much crap.
	You're just watching the best of now.
	I'm going to get crap.
	Dan Aykroyd was never funny.
	There were plenty of funny people.
	Bill Murray, obviously.
	Martin Shortwood.
	Dan Aykroyd was never one of them.
	If you go back and watch most of those sketches, they're not funny.
	They weren't funny in their time.
	They're not funny now.
	Some of it was funny.
	Some of SNL is funny today.
	A lot of these people who now just don't really want to admit that they were young, full-on social justice leftists think the young Turks have gone off the reservation.
	No, you've moved on, which is important.
	Growing up.
	Grown up.
	Congratulations.
	You've grown up a little bit.
	Let's go to another clip.
	Now they start getting into the actual debate, and you can see Cenk back in 2010, back in 2011, doing exactly what he does today, that liberals think he's somehow become more extreme.
	No, he's always done it.
	Watch it.
	We're going to cut spending to the bone, and we're going to cut taxes on the rich.
	So if they think that's the middle, they're 100% wrong about where the country is, and I got no interest in that bullshit middle.
	That's for CNN, okay?
	Whereas they go, he said this, and she said that, so I'm going to say it in the middle.
	Okay, so there you go.
	Right there, he's saying people, a lot of them think they were moderate in the middle.
	He said, I'm a progressive.
	I don't see the middle at all.
	This is, again, Young Turks.
	This is important for people to note, all of these things.
	Go back.
	Go back to the archives.
	They haven't gone off the reservation.
	This is the crescendo here.
	This is the last clip, right, not KJ? Yep.
	This is the last clip.
	Again, this was my friendly Dorn.
	So I've been watching this since 2009, 2010.
	So I'm glad to see people awaken now with the Young Turks.
	But I've been watching this all along, going, is it me?
	This is how Cenk used to debate, and you can't find anyone more reasonable than Lee Dorn.
	He's an agnostic, atheist, most likely, libertarian.
	Okay?
	Here you go.
	So even if it becomes like, hey, you know what?
	Geez, I read all these scientific reports and it looks like there's global warming.
	On the other hand, I get paid $200,000 a year to say there is no global warming, right?
	So it's a mixture of all that thing, of all those things.
	You've got to keep it real.
	I mean, let me just address the, you know, the Koch brothers.
	Oh, he's talking?
	Okay, so this is important to preface it.
	We're supposed to start here.
	He was talking about the Koch brothers.
	This is back when Cenk was taking money from Soros, Al Dazeera, Current TV, Al Gore, but his big gripe was the Koch brothers.
	Very free market advocate.
	To the best of my knowledge, I could be wrong.
	But I think he even, you know, donated some of his money to the ACLU. I mean, he's not, these aren't like what most people would expect when they think of just, you know, big businessmen.
	And to the best of my knowledge, they're also against the, you know, the subsidies and that sort of thing.
	Except the ones they're taking.
	No, no, no.
	They take a ton of subsidies.
	There's a big difference.
	They love fixing the system.
	Watch what he does here.
	They love fixing the market when it's to their advantage.
	He completely fabricates a quote.
	Here it comes.
	They're the biggest frauds.
	Libertarian my ass.
	If there is a politician they can buy to get an advantage over their competitors, they will do it in a second.
	They have.
	They do it all the time.
	The other day, they actually came out and said, you know what?
	Out of the mercy of our hearts, since we're looking to fix the deficit, if it's included in a big package, we will give up some of our subsidies.
	Wow!
	Are you not merciful?
	And they said it.
	How much do you want to bet whenever Cenk says, just the other day, they came out and they said that they didn't say that?
	That they did not, in fact, say that.
	So I said, why is this important?
	For a lot of YouTubers out there, we get a lot of comments.
	I used to hate Steven and like the Young Turks, and now I think they've just become more extreme.
	No, I'm telling you, I haven't changed.
	My views really haven't changed.
	I am just as right-wing as ever.
	I don't lie about it.
	Unlike the Young Turks, I say, hey, anyone is allowed on this form.
	Obviously, we can't be debating every Twitter egg.
	But if you feel as though we've unfairly represented you, we generally provide a platform.
	But it's under an honest pretense.
	Listen.
	This is my point of view.
	I believe it.
	And I'll defend it, and I'll concede when I'm wrong.
	So, we're very straight.
	The opposite of the Young Turks, who are as far left as can be, claiming that they aren't.
	I'm probably actually further right-wing than many of you even think.
	But I claim it.
	Or I'm probably more moderate than many of you think.
	But I just assume I'm to the right of Attila the Hun.
	This is why it's important.
	You can see they've never changed.
	So what has changed?
	You.
	So a lot of these people now, they're still claiming, well, I'm a liberal, but I don't like the young...
	I'm not a social justice leftist.
	I'm a liberal atheist.
	Does it stand to reason?
	Your Honor.
	That if you thought the Young Turks were moderate back then, they haven't changed.
	We've just proven it.
	You have.
	Leave some room.
	Maybe down the line when you have family, when you pay more taxes, if you start running a business, you might become actually conservative.
	You might become a Christian.
	Statistically, it's much more, as you get older, you become more conservative.
	People don't tend to convert to atheism.
	Now, I'm not trying to convert you at all.
	I'm not trying to convert you, okay?
	What I'm saying is, if they haven't changed, you have changed.
	A lot of people don't like to accept that.
	I've changed.
	I was wrong.
	If you think the Young Turks have ever evolved, that's wrong.
	You have evolved.
	That's great.
	So now you can open your mind to further evolution.
	Because guess what?
	Watch the DNC like we talked about.
	There's no place for you there if you aren't a part of the social progressive left.
	The right is a much wider tent.
	You've got Milo, you've got me, you've got Cook Brothers, you've got Gary Johnson.
	There's room for everybody.
	We've got one more segment and then Dean Cain.
	Yep, then Dean Cain.
	We'll bring him on there.
	Get him right.
	all right welcome to wild at large on the nature network narrated by jasper pranks Oh, the Blue Wing, Earth's largest matter, is one of its most revered, as well as misunderstood.
	Of all the mysteries of the ocean, the Blue Wing is still one of its most wondrous creations.
	Majestic and intimidating upon first sight, the Blue Wing is one of Earth's most gentle giants.
	Where instead of hunting other fish or mammals, they choose to consume their food through baleen plates, through the form of krill and small plankton, on occasion capable of eating upwards of 8,000 pounds of krill in one piece.
	Look at that.
	Do you see that blue whale just eating everything in its path, just going right down the gullet?
	I tell you, that could be wife number two's sister.
	Damn it, Jasper.
	No, you met her that one time when we went out to Bavette's Steakhouse.
	Remember that?
	I don't remember her sister.
	No, her sister wasn't there.
	I was using that as an analogy.
	She was ballooning up like a whale when you met her.
	Remember, when I first met her, she was quite the dish.
	Jasper, I want to get out of here on time.
	You know who always wanted to get out of work on time?
	Was my ex-wife, number two, because she wanted to make happy hour where it was two-for-one appetizers down there at Derby Station.
	You remember that happy hour, right?
	Of course, but just do the lines.
	I remember they used to have those buffalo-flavored egg rolls, and she would just consume those right like this whale right here.
	Just everything in her path.
	She'd rack up a bill and have a couple of martinis while she was at it, my God.
	Just say the lines.
	And you know what she'd do after that martini?
	She would hit on the bartender.
	I'm not even joking.
	Right in front of me.
	She'd hit on that bartender.
	I should have seen the warning signs coming.
	She's still with that man.
	Chubby Chaser, he is.
	My God, Jasper, just read the lines.
	I tell you what Sarah doesn't have in common with this whale.
	There's no mystery at all.
	Didn't take the hardy boys to find out that she was just some gold-digging whore.
	Stay tuned for more Wild at Large on the Nature Network, narrated by Jasper Trump.
	Glad to be back.
	Dean Cain coming up after the break.
	Dean Cain.
	Alright, so we've talked about the DNC, we've talked about the Black Lives Matter, the Freddie Gray, Naki Jared has screwed up monumentally several times for which he will be fired.
	I need a sip of water.
	I didn't do it during that break.
	What's up?
	What's up?
	What are you talking about?
	Over there.
	Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about.
	No, something...
	It's on your chin.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	There's no, uh...
	There's no mug club coming and people shouldn't request anything daily.
	We've been over this.
	There's no exploratory committee.
	It's absurd.
	It's very pushy for the fans to ask us to go daily.
	Don't ever ask us on the Twitter.
	Ungrateful.
	So, before the DNC, before it got buried, we do this once a week, this show, and Normandy happened.
	For those of you who don't know, Islam, again.
	For those of you who don't remember, in this instance, it were priests.
	I don't have the number.
	Was it two priests beheaded?
	I thought it was one, but it could have been two.
	So this happened in Normandy.
	We were just talking about this with Sargon.
	France is an example, and I know Sargon, a lot of people don't think they'll ever get this, as to why multiculturalism doesn't work.
	As to why forced integration doesn't work.
	Wanting to accept refugees.
	Let me give you an example here.
	Okay, let me first state my premise.
	No.
	You come from countries where you've never gotten your crap together.
	Get it together there first, and then we'll think about opening our doors.
	When people talk about immigration and people fleeing these countries, I understand it, but at a certain point in time, you've got to close the hatch.
	You've got to say, no, no, no, no, we've got to look out for our own citizens here first.
	Normandy, let me give you an example.
	Someone comes from a country where it's war-torn, where Sharia law rules, where women are second-class citizens, where gays are burned in cages or thrown off rooftops, where apostasy is punished by death.
	This is what it's like in France today.
	If you're expecting these people to assimilate, and it will never happen.
	A Muslim family living in France or in the UK, they get their own area where white people aren't allowed, where non-Muslims aren't allowed, unless you're Cat Stevens and you convert your name as Yusuf Islam, then of course we welcome you with open arms, but we don't do music, it depends on the sect.
	So, they live in their houses, they go to their mosques, They have the women cook and clean.
	The women are at the man's every beck and call.
	The women are grossly abused.
	It goes entirely unreported.
	The women have no recourse to any kind of spousal abuse in a marriage.
	If the man wants to divorce her, he needs to say it three times.
	All of this is handled through Sharia courts.
	The boys sit in front of the woman when it comes to going in the car.
	They get to eat first.
	Men get priority.
	Temporary marriages.
	These people talk behind closed doors.
	They are far less tolerant of gay people than any Christian you could possibly imagine.
	They are far less tolerant of apostasy.
	They live in their own horrible cultural bubble.
	It's just a horrible culture what Islam creates.
	We're not talking about a race.
	We're talking about ideas, and those are always fair to criticize you.
	As a matter of fact, it's your moral obligation to criticize them.
	So this is how these people live.
	And then, boom, open the door, and they're going out into society.
	They're going out into French society.
	These people aren't going to assimilate.
	They don't want to be a part of French society.
	They don't want to be a part of Western civilization.
	Imagine that.
	You don't have a problem with people immigrating from Denmark, from Sweden, from even Spain, anywhere else.
	There's some semblance, there's some baseline level of what is expected in a civilized society that just isn't with the Islamic world.
	Because the Islamic world is effectively a third world.
	There are really no new world Islamic countries.
	Outside of Qatar, funders of Young Turks, where it's built on the backs of slavery, it basically still is a slave state.
	So, it's not the same.
	It's not the same as someone coming from Britain to America.
	It's not the same as someone from Ireland going to Germany.
	It's not the same, and that's why you're running into these problems.
	It is so remarkably clear to me.
	If people want to be honest about this, that multiculturalism cannot work, you need to come to a country, you need to learn a language, you need to obey the laws, you need to abandon any ideas, any superseding law, whether it's Sharia, whether you're a part of some kind of a commune that maybe allows bigamy, that isn't allowed in this country, if it's allowed in the country, go nuts.
	You abandon that, and it needs to be documented.
	In other words, when you become a citizen, people need to know that, that there are those reasonable expectations, and then you're welcome to come.
	If not, you're not welcome.
	You're not welcome in Western civilized society.
	It's one of those things people don't...
	Well, I just don't know why they...
	You talk about people who are mentally unfit, who often go on shooting sprees, right?
	We talk about how...
	What do we often talk about?
	Mental health, right?
	Knock it, Jared?
	And isolation.
	They were very isolated.
	They weren't really active outside of their- Integrated in their communities, integrated in their families, integrated in their schools.
	But typically, they're very active in one community.
	That's why they remember in the 90s, it was the gaming community.
	They were really active in these communities, and so they weren't active in the community at large, right?
	Well, think, what's worse than the Islamic community, where all mosques act as Sharia courts, and women are treated like crap?
	They're not active in the overall French community.
	They're entirely isolated.
	So we're going to talk about someone who's isolated because he didn't have a girlfriend and he played video games and wasn't a part of the Rotary Club.
	But we're not going to act like an entire family that doesn't speak any kind of a common language.
	That doesn't even respect the laws of the country to the place where they've immigrated, mind you.
	They bring the crap with them.
	They just make these countries crappier.
	They flee.
	It's like Californians going to Texas.
	They flee California because there's no economy there anymore the same way that it used to be.
	They go to places like Texas because they want no state income tax.
	They like the freedom.
	They like the cost of living.
	And then all of a sudden they want to turn Texas into California.
	That's what Muslims do only with rapes and beheadings.
	I'm not sure.
	Was it Sweden or no?
	Was it Switzerland?
	When they left, they're like, oh, this sucks.
	Finland.
	It was Finland.
	They got it going on.
	Yeah, they walked into Finland and they packed up their stuff and left.
	But Normandy, if you're being reasonable, if you're being rational, of course these incidents are going to happen.
	France is a perfect example here.
	You've had three attacks, three major attacks in the last year.
	Charlie Hebdo, is that within the last calendar year at this point?
	I would think so.
	I think it was last fall.
	A little over a year ago, I think now.
	I think we honored a year, somewhat recently.
	Okay.
	So that, and then obviously we had the recent massacre with the truck, and then Normandy.
	We act as though we're shocked.
	We bring in people who've come from countries where this has always been their practice.
	They've never gotten it right.
	And we're surprised when they bring it to Western civilization.
	We go forward with Black Lives Matter and we say that there are six murderers in the form of police officers who've been dealt no justice and they're on the loose.
	These people are murderers!
	They're murdering your black children just because!
	And then we're surprised that someone goes off and kills these murderers.
	I don't know what people expect when you talk this way and you set this narrative.
	How else do you expect it to turn out with the way you're engineering people to the information you're giving them?
	And I don't know if it's knowingly false.
	I've got to imagine it's knowingly false.
	People can't all be that stupid.
	Someone who's smart coming up after the break.
	Dean Cain scheduled this time.
	This is breaking news on Lauer with Crowder.
	I'm Perry Matheson.
	Officially declared the DNC nominee.
	We're taking now live to an exhibition where Hillary Clinton will physically break through a glass ceiling as a representation of this historic moment.
	You are going to break it!
	I'm going to break it!
	Oh, this is the most peculiar history.
	Hillary Clinton doesn't appear to be breaking the glass ceiling, but she is having her security escorted off stage.
	Jimmy, let's get a camera on that and follow them as they appear to be transporting the glass ceiling out to an unmarked SUV in the parking lot.
	They are now placing the glass ceiling in the SUV and it appears to be cutting the brakes to the vehicle and turning it on while placing it in neutral on a slight hill.
	The Secret Service is now pushing it down said hill in what can only be described for terrestrial listeners as what will resemble the beginning of a bobsled run.
	And it appears the SUV has...
	It has gone off the cliff.
	The glass ceiling that was once a barrier for all women has officially been broken in true Clinton fashion.
	We'll keep you abreast as this story unfolds.
	I'm Harry Maffa.
	Reach the wizard.
	Glad to be back.
	Glad to have this next guest.
	He was on before anyone was really listening.
	He's been very good to the show.
	We ask far too much of him.
	You can follow him.
	You know him.
	At Real Dean Cain.
	Because they're impostors.
	Mr.
	Dean Cain, thank you for being with us, sir.
	Thank you much.
	Happy to be here again.
	And congratulations, Stephen, for going daily now.
	Nope.
	It's the opposite of that.
	We are never, ever, ever going daily.
	But I appreciate the congratulations.
	But that's a nasty, nasty rumor.
	You've been doing really well.
	It's been going well.
	So I would not be surprised if you went daily.
	Well, it's never happening.
	So drop it.
	Thank you for being on the show.
	Can I say one quick thing?
	What?
	You know when you're opening dance moves?
	Stephen, you got some moves.
	Jared.
	I know.
	Dancing, bro.
	Did you dance?
	I couldn't even watch you.
	I was so absorbed in the moment.
	I've noticed it for a number of the episodes and I was like, Jared, work it out.
	We'll go to a club.
	We'll help you out, man.
	Yeah, we'll help you out.
	I don't think Jared would do very well with Nightclaw.
	Can you imagine not getting Jared in a mosh pit?
	Oh, Lord.
	Oh, my God.
	There's always got to be somebody on the ground.
	Take him to a Slayer concert.
	One of the funniest things I ever saw was, I don't know if, Josh Barnett is a UFC fighter.
	Of course.
	And he was in a mosh pit.
	Yes, he was a heavyweight and he was in a mosh pit and the guy was like bumping.
	He was like, oh, let's do this!
	And so Josh Barnett literally picked him up above his head and just threw him.
	And a part of me was like, well, you are a professional fighter, you should know better.
	But another part of me thought, that's fantastic.
	And isn't that always just the balance of life?
	That is the balance of life and this show.
	So you've been watching, I mean, you must have been watching the RNC, the DNC. You're on Fox a lot.
	So you do a lot of sort of political commentary, but you're not in the business of endorsing people.
	And it seems like there's been a lot of that in both the right and the left.
	Has there been a conscious choice on your behalf?
	How do you handle this right now in political season, being someone who's open about their views?
	It's a hard thing.
	As someone who is a celebrity type, so you're going to go do shows and things, you don't want people watching you and going, oh, I can't stand that guy because he's this political viewer to the right or to the left.
	So it's always a balance.
	At the same time, you're a citizen and so you may want to have to say something if you feel strongly about this or that or the other thing.
	I've always been...
	I've been sort of pigeonholed.
	He's always a Republican.
	He's a Republican.
	And the truth is, I'm not.
	I'm in California.
	I'm a declined estate.
	I'm an independent.
	I'm a true independent.
	But if you say you're independent in California, be careful because then you'll be registered in the American Independent Party like I was for one voting cycle and couldn't figure that out.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I was like, why can't I vote for these guys?
	What's going on here?
	We're going for Jill Stein.
	I don't even remember who it was, but I was infuriated and it messed up one voting cycle for me.
	So I'm a declined estate and because I'm a small government guy and I'm socially very, very liberal, but fiscally I'm very conservative and I'm very much on the side of law and order, very much on the side of our military and first responders and firefighters and those guys.
	And so I think I'm about where 80% of the country really is and I think there's 10% on this side, well, maybe 5% this way and Yes, but I would say,
	I mean, clearly, obviously, if you're on Fox News and people know you and the people who support you are more right-wing, the majority of the Democrat Party now is what I would consider much more fringe, because there's no home for you there, even based on what you described.
	Only Republicans or conservatives will accept you as one of their own, even if you are socially liberal.
	Which is pretty interesting.
	I do get in a lot of sort of makeup chair arguments in Hollywood where people will take a very extreme position, and I'll just go, you know, I don't agree with that, whether it's Second Amendment or First Amendment for the love of God, or even saying for the love of God.
	Any of that stuff can really escalate into some big conversation.
	And then my whole thing is like respect other people's views.
	If you want to discuss it, I'm happy to discuss it.
	But let's be honest and let's say sort of non-emotional.
	People get so emotional and I'll notice that people will attack me with such vitriol.
	It's amazing.
	I'm this incredibly, you know, liberal and I love everybody.
	And then you say something that they don't like and they turn on you.
	You and your terrible movies and you suck and you're ugly and you're like, whoa.
	By the way, we wanted to have Mrs.
	Crowder on with you.
	Thank you.
	For those who don't know, we talked about this.
	Mrs.
	Crowder wanted to see the, is it Austin Peterson?
	The Austin?
	No.
	Steve Peterson?
	Wait, sorry.
	Austin Peterson was a libertarian for Canada.
	Yeah.
	Scott Peterson.
	Scott Peterson.
	Sorry, that's fine.
	I understand.
	Okay, so it was a film Hillary wanted to see.
	My wife, good Hillary as I call her, it was on Lifetime, and she couldn't find it to download anywhere, so we talked about it on air, and Dean sent her a DVD. It was there the next day.
	By the way, she loved it, and she's not an easy critic.
	The perfect husband.
	That was it.
	Yes.
	She loved it.
	So I wanted to have her on the talk, but she's on the road right now doing business.
	So thank you for doing that, because you just said crappy movies.
	That one was positively reviewed by the mistress.
	It got to her like two days later.
	It was incredible.
	Yeah, I don't know how many people...
	It was like Jimmy John's of movie delivery.
	Jimmy John's of movie delivery.
	You know one thing I found?
	Tell me if you found this.
	I am surprised, because I've had...
	It's funny you say that.
	I literally have had many makeup chair...
	or in the makeup chair...
	Often, the gay makeup artist or wardrobe stylist is remarkably conservative in comparison to the actors.
	Have you ever encountered that?
	Tons.
	Absolutely.
	I could name names, but they still want to work out.
	Yes, exactly.
	And even if the gay marriage, a lot of them are Second Amendment people, and I think a lot of it is maybe a lot of them have come to Hollywood from maybe places that weren't as tolerant, or they were bullied, and they don't want to be bullied anymore.
	Or other countries as well, which is a lot.
	I know an Israeli gay wardrobe stylist that shall remain nameless who I could absolutely pull a Roger Ailes and sue that guy for sexual harassment, but he's very friendly.
	And he was always like, you know this thing?
	I hate I effing hate these people.
	I have guns.
	I don't understand.
	And he was like, sit there.
	And he was so gay.
	And I was like, I can't say this.
	I can't say this because I am gay.
	I'm supposed to think this or that.
	And it'll surprise you in the entertainment industry.
	And most of them are quiet.
	It's true.
	Well, even the actors who are conservative tend to be quiet, too.
	It's interesting, though, because any time I get into a conversation and we start on opposite sides, when we really start talking about the issues, we end up about right here.
	Or maybe we're in the same spot.
	It's just...
	People are afraid to have the conversations a lot because it gets so polarized from the outset.
	Not the actual conversation, but the opening, you know, from out of the starting gates, they're over here and you're over here and they don't want to discuss it.
	They refuse to have the conversation.
	I think, again, it's because of people on the left.
	I've had those conversations.
	The people who are on the left, even if they're uneducated, they're so used to performing, they just scream and they say, oh!
	Oh, how could you say that?
	And it just goes nowhere.
	And so even if there's a gay makeup artist who doesn't want to say anything, who's more conservative, it takes one actor who's all in or director.
	On the production side, I feel like I've seen a lot of people who are more proactively liberal.
	Oh, on the production side?
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, yeah, liberal, like, I guess, especially like agents and managers more so maybe than production.
	I thought you were talking about like crew members because crew members tend to be the other side.
	Oh, yeah, not the grips.
	Yeah, they're chomping at the bit to test the actor who claims he has three black belts.
	Do you notice that every actor has multiple black belts?
	And no fights.
	Do you notice that they're all like Steven Seagal?
	And you're like, well, what's your fight record?
	It's in the street, no cameras.
	Have you noticed that?
	I have noticed that.
	I'm zero and zero, by the way.
	Yes.
	And no black belts.
	Yes, as am I. We had Titus on, a Christopher Titus on, and I don't want to speak.
	I'm part of that.
	He almost had an aneurysm.
	I know.
	And I'm trying to have him back because it wasn't my proudest moment.
	Even though I wasn't yelling, I was interrupting because I can't let someone say, you don't care about 32,000 dead.
	But I find it funny that right away he's like, oh, both martial arts, both black belts.
	I was like, I don't have a black belt, but it's Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
	It's like 10, 12 years.
	My son studies that.
	Yeah, you told me about that.
	He does MMA and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
	Is he training with Rutten?
	Boss Rudin.
	Yeah.
	Rudin's great.
	I would love to have him on the show because he's more conservative than people realize.
	He's amazing.
	He's hysterical and he's super smart and he actually has a fight record.
	Yes, he does.
	He does.
	And he has no tolerance for Steven Seagal or these people.
	But I remember whenever you say like, oh yeah, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, if someone else says they do a different martial art, They're like, oh yeah, but I do taekwondo or I do karate.
	But it's like the real combat stuff.
	No one ever says that about jiu-jitsu, judo, wrestling.
	They just say, oh yeah, I trained in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
	They're like, but it's real jiu-jitsu.
	It's real Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
	Because there is no fake Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
	You're a fighter or you're not.
	I don't know.
	What is it with actors, Dean?
	Maybe this goes back to politics.
	There's so much BS. I couldn't stand it.
	Anytime I'd be on set, I would just blow a gasket.
	Because it was just constant, just...
	Lies and P.S. Well, what is our job as an actor?
	I mean, it's just that's it.
	It's all baloney.
	That sometimes gets frustrating for me.
	It is.
	I mean, look, you know, my dad sometimes looks at me.
	He's like, I sent you to Princeton so you can become an actor.
	You idiot.
	Well, you've done well for yourself.
	Sorry.
	Well, I do a lot of writing.
	I do a lot of other stuff outside of that.
	But yeah, it's done well.
	But it's not what you need a Princeton degree for.
	But that's for everything else outside of life.
	And that's been a wonderful thing.
	But actors are just full of baloney because that's our job.
	We pretend.
	What was your degree at Princeton?
	History.
	Oh, any specific type of history, American history?
	I was a few courses short of being an American history major.
	I was a few courses short of being a Japanese history major because I'm a quarter Japanese.
	So I was short of both.
	So I took my comprehensive exams in war and diplomacy.
	So, that's an area that I always find, you know, very fascinating, whether it's, you know, modern day, you know, stories of soldiers in combat, etc., etc., or like World War II. Like, Normandy is a place, people are talking about where they want to visit in France.
	I would just, for me to go to Normandy and know what happened to those beaches of Omaha and Nebraska and stuff like that, just go, oh my gosh.
	That's just, it's incredible to sort of be there and look at them and know the history that took place.
	That, to me, is amazing stuff.
	But you're half Japanese, so where do you line up when you look at that history?
	Quarter Japanese.
	Which side are you rooting for?
	The Pearl Harbor thing?
	The Pearl Harbor...
	Let's be honest.
	Pearl Harbor was a tough...
	They took a good shot.
	Oh, God!
	Kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	Too soon, Dean.
	Not too soon.
	Too soon.
	My grandfather was in World War II. I line up very much on the American side.
	Yes, no, I know.
	Well, Canadians, you know, we did Juneau Beach is the beach we stormed.
	Juneau was the beach we learned about.
	And I remember as a kid, this is going to sound terrible and Canadians are going to get so mad, but it's 100% true.
	Because what was the United States?
	Was the United States, was it Omaha and gold?
	Which beaches?
	Omaha was the main one.
	I don't know.
	I said Nebraska, but I don't know if that's not right.
	I don't know.
	Why is that name in my head?
	I didn't study specifically World War II. Right.
	It's okay, but Juneau Beach was a Canadian one.
	So I remember seeing Saving Private Ryan and how brutal it was.
	As soon as the doors go out...
	And I remember there was some kind of footage or something from Juno Beach.
	They must have had cameras back then.
	Because I remember seeing the gates go down, and they made it off, cleared entirely, and not a shot was fired.
	And they were far enough that you couldn't even see them on camera.
	And I was going...
	Well, that's very different.
	I don't mean to belittle it, but that's much milder.
	I realized it was an entirely different beach where they sent the Canadians.
	Utah Beach, by the way.
	Utah.
	Utah Beach.
	I said Nebraska.
	That's so much for my geography in the United States.
	Close enough.
	I have friends who have been out there and visited, and they say, you know, if you get up on those cliffs and you look down, you just see how they were sitting ducks, and it's insane.
	That's the kind of stuff that you just kind of go, wow.
	And that's recent history.
	That's amazing stuff.
	Well, it's also, you see what a massacre that was, and we've talked about this, where people say, you know, dropping the A-bomb was a war crime.
	You would have had a lot more D-days without that.
	A lot more lives lost on both sides.
	It was a lot bloodier.
	A lot bloodier.
	Had I been President of the United States, I would have made the same...
	Decision is Harry Truman.
	Good lord.
	Quarterjip.
	He's self-loathing.
	He's lost ability to even.
	Look at that.
	No, it is true.
	A lot of people don't realize they were dropping leaflets, letting their citizens know, hey, hey, hey, this bomb is coming.
	Please get out.
	They had already dropped a warning bomb.
	I mean, there's only so much you can do at a certain point when you're the good guy and you're dealing with people who said, we'll sacrifice 10,000 of our own lives in order to try and ward off the Americans or use this propaganda.
	All right, we have to go to a break.
	We're going to come back.
	Newest Gender Pronouns with Dean Cain.
	If you leave, you suck.
	And now for Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	you .
	Thank you.
	It's very important to learn when you're hunting.
	You have to mask your scent and be as quiet as possible.
	Hunting is not as much about actually hunting, so much as waiting effectively.
	Oh, I got it.
	And after that, I'll teach you how to properly field dress the animal, remove the head, and ensure that the meat is preserved.
	Ah, okay.
	Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh.
	Okay, you see that?
	Do you see the wild hog there?
	Fritz, what did I just tell you?
	I don't know, but you look friendly.
	Oh, that would have fed us for a month.
	Gosh, I'm really regretting those margaritas with your mom slash my mom right now.
	Stay tuned for more Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	- When it's time to party, we will party hard.
	Alright, glad to be back.
	We are back with At Real Dean Cain.
	Because he's the real one.
	He's the real one.
	No more imposters.
	Well, you've never played this game before, Newest Gender Pronouns, right?
	I have not.
	I can only imagine.
	Well, okay.
	So, people who are familiar with the show know the game.
	These are real genders.
	They're not pronouns.
	We need an extra syllable for the song.
	They're real genders taken from the internet.
	From Tumblr, from leftist websites, salon.com.
	And I don't know them.
	I assume you don't know them.
	Jared's going to hit us with them.
	And we have to guess the closest to the definition, the closest wins as will be settled by an impartial referee.
	So, are you clear on the rules?
	Yes, no.
	Go.
	Alright, it's not gay, Jared.
	Are we about ready?
	We're about ready.
	Does that mean about or we are ready?
	That means we are.
	About to play.
	New agenda, grown-up. New agenda, grown-up. New agenda, grown-up. Grappings all over Zion, gender. New agenda, gender. New agenda, grown-up. New Zion. High production values, Dean.
	That's the only way we do it around here.
	I thought you would have been a good Power Ranger.
	Hey, hey, those guys are tough.
	I know some of those guys.
	Except for the one guy who was gay and got mad at Bryan Cranston for saying he was gay.
	Yeah.
	Did you read that story?
	No.
	The guy's gay.
	Billy Yost.
	No, no.
	What's his name?
	The character's name is Billy Cranston.
	Billy Cranston.
	And so Bryan's like, yeah, unfortunately, that was the kind of fae one, right?
	And the guy got all offended.
	Anyways, long story.
	We'll talk about it.
	All right, Jared, hit us with the first...
	Blizzgender.
	You ready for this?
	Yep.
	All right.
	Blizzgender.
	Blizzgender.
	Do you know how the bip, bip, bip, bip?
	Is that where we don't have that?
	It should be in there.
	We'll see.
	We'll see.
	All right.
	Blizzgender.
	Dean, guests go first.
	Okay, because I play video games like World of Warcraft and it's owned by Blizzard, I'm going to say it is a gnome warlock.
	Oh my god!
	Right here.
	That is a good stab.
	I am going to say it is a gender of somebody who identifies with the elements of the Earth, because Blizzard, Snow, that's going to be mine.
	Not gay, Jared?
	The real answer is Blizzgender.
	A gender that feels cold, snowy, and harsh.
	Oh my god!
	Okay, well we have to...
	That's my ex-girlfriend!
	Just kidding!
	That's a joke!
	No, it's not.
	It's 100% facts.
	Alright, who won that round?
	I'm going to be fair about this one.
	And the winner is...
	The one who's prettier.
	The good-looking guy who played Superman.
	That was him.
	That was you.
	I want to give it to you.
	Hopper Zordon picked you.
	I thought I was closer legitimately.
	I think, yeah.
	He's not necessarily impartial.
	Alright, hit us with an ex-gender knock, KJ. Fawn gender.
	Okay, Dean, you can go first.
	Got it.
	Someone who identifies with...
	Um...
	Um...
	I know, it can go a multitude of ways.
	Yeah, the animals, um, the animals so much that, uh, yeah, someone who really identifies themselves as, as, as, as a wild animal of the forest.
	Like a fawn, like a deer?
	That's what I was going for.
	Okay, I knew he knew, but he was searching for it.
	I'm like, am I allowed to say that?
	Yeah, no, you're allowed to say that.
	That's fine.
	You just can't say the word.
	You can talk about it as grotesquely as you want.
	Well, that was going to be mine, but I'm going to say perhaps someone who is overly affectionate, a gender, someone who fawns all over somebody.
	Give us the answer, Naki, Jared.
	Fawn gender.
	A gender that is explored through timidity and caution, but becomes something natural and cute.
	Huh.
	Okay.
	A little fawn come up and...
	I guess.
	Let's see.
	Who won that round?
	I don't know where it is.
	The guy who got to kiss Terry Hatcher on the screen.
	I heard she likes dogs.
	Wow.
	That's a very specific answer.
	Hopper Zordon seems very self-serving.
	He's not the best.
	He is not the best.
	I think Hopper is the best.
	Well, okay.
	Well, we know how this is going to go, so now it's 2-0.
	Yep.
	Alright, give us another gender here, not gay Jared.
	I need to come back.
	Karma-gender.
	Karma-gender.
	Karma.
	Not karma.
	No.
	C-A-R-M-I. I'll go first then, because I know...
	Okay.
	Karma-gender.
	I am going to say that this has to do with the beloved children's show, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
	Someone who is a super fan of that and gets busy with the VHS tape.
	That's digging back there.
	Dean.
	That's going through history, but...
	Boy, if you win that, I quit.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	This one's a tough one.
	People who identify with people who are named Carmen.
	I'll go with that.
	Or Carmine.
	Carmine.
	Carmagender.
	Gender which is poetic and rhythmic in nature.
	That doesn't even make any sense.
	That's terrible.
	Well, no one was even close.
	These are real.
	This is not a joke.
	These are 100% real.
	We have to go with the winner.
	The winner is...
	Superman!
	Okay, well, that's not...
	I think I see where this is going.
	We need to get a new judge.
	This is not a fair game.
	It's not a good track record.
	I disagree.
	What happens is when the wife is gone, because he usually gets two walks a day, and he gets one, and he blames me.
	So you're starting off with a plus two handicap.
	All right, one last one.
	Let me have to go.
	All right, last one.
	Caveat gender.
	Okay.
	A gender who...
	I'll go first.
	A gender who is open to everything but with one caveat.
	Dean, we have to wrap this up.
	Give me your guess.
	Cava is a wonderful drink that they drink out in Spain.
	It's like a champagne.
	It's what they call it.
	Yes.
	So it's people who like to have cava.
	I'm going to say that.
	All right.
	Cava gender.
	All right.
	Kind of a gender.
	Having a trapped or imprisoned gender.
	Doesn't even make a cave a gender.
	All right, who's it?
	Give me the tiebreaker.
	Tiebreaker?
	Tiebreaker?
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	I mean, give me, give me, give me the word.
	And the winner is what he does for Superman gift cheeses.
	Superman gives cheeses, Hopper Zordon.
	That's it.
	He can be bought.
	All right.
	Yes, absolutely.
	At Real Dean Cain.
	He's the champion.
	He'll have to come back to defend his title.
	Thank you very much for coming on, sir.
	And we apologize for putting you through this.
	Oh, my pleasure.
	Always.
	I love watching the show.
	I heard you were going daily, but I guess you're...
	We've got to hang up.
	Bye, Dean Cain.
	Ladder with credit, everybody.
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	Oh, the antelope.
	Elegantly roaming the African savannah, capable of formidable speeds and unparalleled agility, the antelope finds itself in a never-ending game of cat and mouse, with predators determined to supersede their abilities, while the antelope attempts to outsmart its reptiles.
	We see here the dance of death, That consumes the antelope's life as it tries to evade.
	Cats of prey.
	Sometimes the antelope is successful.
	With the sweet taste of victory.
	Merely being the ability to live another day.
	Sometimes its predator finds itself with the upper hand.
	As you see, oh boy, dragging that antelope down.
	Just taking it into the dirt.
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	That is just hard-wrenching to watch.
	Dammit, Jasper, those aren't the lines.
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	Sometimes your opponent just drags you down, and even if you win, your best-case scenario is getting to...
	Breathe air for another day and pay alimony for a lady who's living in a house that you paid for with some man who she refuses to marry, so you still have to pay her damn child support.
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	Just do the lines.
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	And all three wives were cats of prey.
	I'm going to leave this studio, walk out, just so one more line can drag me on down into the dirt.
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	I come in here, this is my one escape, and you tell me what I can and can't say.
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	Glad to be back.
	Okay.
	Third hour.
	This is the third hour.
	You are correct.
	Gosh, these shows go...
	Well, third hour, people listen to terrestrial.
	We go on this terrestrial clock, which may or may not last for a long time.
	It's a pain in the butt.
	It's a pain in the butt, and if ever one were to go daily, it would be a problem.
	Dean Cain can't fit in the last word.
	He can't fit in the last word.
	That's rude.
	That's rude, but, you know.
	So we are in, of course, the...
	Well, we're not really in the...
	We're two-thirds of the way through.
	And this week, of course, the DNC has been going on.
	It's been a big deal.
	We talked about this.
	We had credentials.
	We didn't end up going because it wasn't very safe.
	And we did, however, send one of...
	You know him.
	You know and love him.
	One of our favorite correspondents who is a known Bernie voter, naturalized citizen, able to vote for the first time in the United States election.
	You followed his journey for Bernie.
	And he was kind enough to go down to the DNC to be our on-the-ground reporter, Jean-Guy Tremblay.
	Do we have him live?
	I think he's...
	Yeah, we're connected.
	Oh, okay.
	There he is.
	All right.
	There's Jean-Guy.
	Thanks for being with us, sir.
	That's it!
	That's it!
	That's it.
	Hey!
	Hey, yeah man, I'm glad to be, you know?
	Well, thanks for coming on.
	So you're there at the DNC. What's it like there on the ground, experiencing it?
	That's it.
	There's lots of people here excited to, you know, for the revolution, for the real peoples, and to, like that.
	Okay.
	For the real people, can we take that one more?
	No, it's live.
	It's live.
	It's live.
	You have to tell me that, you know?
	They're excited to feel the burn, you know?
	There's lots of people who are going to feel about it.
	Woo-hoo!
	But Bernie Sanders is out now.
	He's not running anymore.
	That's it.
	Lots of people there, they're excited to see the revolution for first time.
	Socialism for president of the States United, you know.
	No, Bernie Sanders is out though now.
	He endorsed Hillary.
	Clinton.
	He endorsed Hillary.
	No, no.
	I think you're making the mistake.
	After the DNC leak, that's finished.
	Tabarnak.
	No, there's no way after that they're going to endorse the women, people like that.
	No, no.
	Even after the DNC leaks, he still said you need to support Hillary Clinton.
	He endorsed her.
	No, man.
	I think you make the mistake.
	No, no.
	You're there.
	How are you not there for this?
	You know, you...
	You pulling off my leg?
	No, he gave a speech adamantly endorsing Hillary Clinton.
	She's the nominee.
	How can Bernie do that?
	I was there from the beginning, you know?
	The guy like that, he's take no money, he's there for the people, he's...
	And there's the system corrupt?
	Like that?
	For people like me, hey!
	He's going to hear from Jean-Guy and more people like that, okay?
	The people, they vote for no more money, and the 1%, he's going to endorse the 1% and get our money from Goldman Sachs?
	You're going to tell me, and Morgan Stanley, all the Juif money?
	No, no.
	That's not like that.
	What do you mean, Juif money?
	Juif money!
	Juif money, the bank!
	All the Juifs, the...
	Okay, so you mean Jew, but Bernie Sanders is Jewish.
	Bernie Sanders is a Jew.
	Bernie Sanders?
	Drift?
	Yes, Sanders.
	Oh, man, I don't believe.
	I think you're telling me lies like Fox News.
	That's what the young Dirk were talking about, eh?
	I bet you, too, you're going to talk about the Armenian genocide like that's for real thing.
	No, I'm not playing your bullshit.
	The real revolution for Bernie is going to continue here at the DNC, and you're going to see about it.
	We're going to make history with two more of the Big Mac.
	Okay, calm down.
	You don't need to get this worked up.
	My dog is get mad!
	Well, you need to calm down.
	Even he's filled up in!
	Okay.
	Well, I know you're passionate.
	How do I get out of this interview?
	All right.
	Naki, Jared, that's enough.
	We should probably cut it there.
	We don't need to see that.
	Listen, there's political opposition, and you feel bad for the guy at a certain point.
	I think he hung up.
	Jean-Guy is sincere.
	He's sincerely wrong.
	We know that.
	But, uh...
	It's funny, I cut myself here a while back, shaving, and I'm looking on, and it's still there.
	My skin doesn't heal.
	I have a scar tissue.
	I can just see myself.
	I'm like, well, what is that?
	Like Samuel L. Jackson, circa Unbreakable.
	Oh, that's right.
	I didn't like that movie.
	It was kind of dark.
	While we're talking about the DNC, Bernie Sanders, of course, endorsed Hillary Clinton.
	So for people who don't know, he was booed off the stage by his own supporters out there.
	It wasn't at the official main DNC stage.
	It was just hilarious, though.
	It was absolutely hysterical.
	It was sad.
	It was almost...
	Almost sad.
	A little bit of my humanity cried for him because he played it poorly.
	I think the guy is sincere.
	I think he's very, very wrong.
	But there have been major clashes at the DNC for people who haven't been following.
	Major violent clashes at the DNC between Hillary and Bernie supporters.
	Have you been following this?
	I have.
	I think what's funny is everyone expected more of that at the RNC. The DNC turned out to be where all the plot twist really was.
	We've talked about this, right?
	Because people think that some...
	Leftist protests are always more violent.
	As a general rule, they tend to be far more violent.
	So the Tea Party, they were looking all over, whether you like it or not, for...
	Violence for racism.
	And they left public parks, for which they got the right permits, cleaner than when they found them.
	Police officers were speaking out saying, yeah, I mean, they're cleaning up.
	We actually don't, the cleaning crews don't have anything to do.
	They're going around with their own pokey sticks, and they're picking up the trash, and the media says, they're trying to kill black people with pokey sticks!
	And then, let's contrast that with Occupy Wall Street.
	John Nolte, back when Breitbart was, I don't know, it was big Hollywood, big journalism, he compiled a list that was, what you got there?
	I don't know.
	Okay, turn that around.
	Drink some tea.
	Yes, just drinking some tea.
	John Nolte compiled a list of over 400-something crimes at the Occupy protests.
	And many, many felonies.
	And then you have, I mean, Woodstock is a great example.
	Anywhere Black Lives Matter.
	I love how they talked about the Dallas PD shooting.
	And they said, after a peaceful Black Lives Matter protest, someone opened fire.
	Well, what does it take for the protest to not be considered peaceful?
	Well, he wasn't one of the demonstrators.
	What?
	What?
	It's unreal.
	Whereas a tea party...
	That's some impeccable timing for him to show up during the rally.
	Yes.
	And then open fire.
	Right after the rally, yeah.
	Where he knew the officers would be there to protect people who were protesting the police.
	Which we'll talk about actually after the break.
	Michael Jordan's been in some hot water for daring to simply say, all cops aren't demonic.
	So we actually...
	Did we talk about this yet today with any of the guests about us going to the DNC? No.
	No.
	It's always tough to know if we've talked about it, you and I, or if we've talked about it on air.
	Well, because we recorded the Sargon earlier.
	Well, we had tickets booked.
	So for people who don't know, we had tickets booked to go to Philadelphia.
	We had the credentials, and we were going to go down.
	And I do...
	I have this issue, and I've spoken with you about this.
	I have a compulsion.
	And I think it comes from...
	We've talked about this.
	When you're bullied as a kid, you can either choose to live in fear or you can choose to let that define you and try and get over it.
	So I was bullied a lot.
	I was a pretty nerdy kid.
	And...
	If I'm afraid of something, I feel as though it's my obligation to do it, no matter what it is.
	And I definitely was feeling uneasy about going to the DNC protests because you've been with me.
	We've gotten in some hot water.
	We don't want to tip anybody off.
	But there have been some situations, hairy situations, and obviously they're the ones that people have seen with me at protests.
	And the show has grown, and we're very grateful.
	Of course, we're not going daily, so the profile for both of us is bigger.
	And we didn't have the right security.
	That fell through.
	And then the hotel wasn't the right hotel, and it was in a not-so-great area.
	And there were just a series of events where we said, you know what?
	I spoke with my father about it.
	He said, listen, I get that you feel now like you have to do it because you don't want to do it.
	He said, but locking your car does not mean that you're being defeated if you're locking your car in a bad area.
	And we didn't end up going, but we were talking about this.
	No one really has to think about that at the RNC. We're not talking about going down there and saying, punch me, punch me, though you should be able to do that and not be worried about being hit.
	You should be able to say whatever you want.
	But people don't need to worry about showing up at the RNC and simply saying, hey, I support Bernie and getting their lights punched out.
	Hillary supporters aren't safe at the DNC right now.
	The RNC were people who showed up.
	The new Black Panthers showed up with their AR-15s.
	I mean, those are the reasons why people, I know from Cleveland, people avoided downtown because those are the collisions they didn't want to participate in.
	Lots of open carrying at the RNC, much more peaceful.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go figure.
	Which, considering how polarizing a figure Donald Trump has been, like you said, you would have expected it to be far more violent.
	So it is something that is a constant with leftist protests.
	Pick a leftist protest.
	Pick a major historical leftist protest.
	It invariably gets violent.
	Certainly in my lifetime.
	I'm trying to think.
	There was Occupy.
	Obviously, all the Black Lives Matter.
	Well, it's not really a leftist protest, but obviously it was the original Woodstock.
	It's so funny.
	People look back then and say, well, we were really doing stuff back then.
	No, you weren't.
	No, you weren't.
	You were getting high on LSD, and you were screwing in the mud.
	You weren't doing anything.
	You were always losers.
	Have you ever screwed in the mud, Stephen?
	Don't diss it.
	That's one of those things people talk about a lot, and they talk about like, oh, you know, a mile high club.
	I'm like, oh, gosh.
	It just sounds disgusting.
	I think a lot of those ideas are better as ideas.
	Well, it's just like the beach sex scenes.
	That doesn't go well, ever.
	I can't imagine it would.
	Movies, ugh.
	Yeah.
	It's one of those deals where you're like, no, no, that's just going to lead to discomfort and some sort of ointment is going to be necessary.
	Sand, it's rough, gets everywhere.
	Stop it, stop it, stop it.
	What is with you tonight?
	You're just missing time codes?
	Oh, wait, was that Star Wars?
	Yeah, Star Wars.
	Oh.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	What were we going to talk about?
	Oh, gosh.
	There was something.
	Stranger Things.
	That's a show I want you to be going out to see.
	Oh, yeah.
	I haven't watched it.
	Jared has seen it.
	Has not seen it.
	He refuses to.
	That's a lie.
	People tweet me at us.
	He just needs to start seeing what I tell him to see.
	Because I say, listen, we're going to be talking about this in the show.
	And then I come in and say, have you read about this?
	No.
	I want to watch Human Matter the last night.
	I say, hey, we're going to watch this show because I want to talk.
	Have you?
	No, I'm not going to.
	What are you watching?
	I'm going to watch Star Wars for the umpteenth time.
	Oh, please.
	And LeBron.
	I'm going to watch LeBron 30 for 30.
	You got 30 seconds.
	With LeBron.
	And I give you some ground there with LeBron.
	I'm like, hey, you know what?
	He seems like a good guy.
	Hey, let me meet you there.
	And then when I say, hey, can you meet me?
	Can you watch this show on Netflix?
	I really want to talk about it.
	No.
	What are you watching?
	I'm watching Friends.
	Friends is fantastic.
	You don't even get your plurals right.
	This is a nightmare.
	We're going to talk about Michael Jordan here after the break, and then liberal lunacy will be on, and we'll spank NotKJR into shape.
	Ooh, wait, no.
	Oh, yes.
	Stay tuned.
	tuned you're committed and now for actual conversations from firearm message boards and Dear Karen62, I already answered your question.
	You better get a.45 or bigger, otherwise you might as well be using a pointy stick.
	And personally, I would prefer a pointy stick.
	Listen, Karen may not be ready for the recoil and size of a.45 for Carrie yet.
	I'd much prefer her take a firearm that we know she'll carry with her and use with great comfort.
	It's all about size of caliber.
	Why don't you just recommend her to get a.22?
	I've seen people get shot with 55.22s, and they didn't even get a scratch.
	They just kept tubing down the river.
	Listen, no one's recommending a.22.
	If she's going to use a revolver like a.44 Magnum, she'd be better served by a.357 or.38.
	I know someone who got raped just for carrying a.38.
	Nothing you say is true.
	If you really believe that, why don't you just carry a bazooka?
	Well, it just so happens I have a bazooka.
	Carl 86 here, a little late to the party.
	And I sicken the idea of a larger caliber.
	That is why I do not carry anything less than a.50 cal machine gun mounted to the top of my Jeep Wrangler.
	Anything else is for queers.
	Yeah, well, guess what?
	I've got two.50 cal's mounted to two Jeeps.
	And I've got laser-guided missiles.
	Anything less is just for a, uh, pansy ass.
	Exclamation point.
	Well, I'm out.
	Since you're in the business of calling people pansy ass, I also have a diesel-powered submarine with torpedoes.
	Well, that's just silly.
	How are you even going to use that on land?
	That's why I don't leave the house with anything less than my button for my biochemical weapon stored in my launch pad in my garage.
	Now you get into the debate of over-penetration.
	Ah, over-penetration, nothing.
	If those people didn't want to be hurt, they shouldn't have been standing there in the middle of an altercation.
	I see your point, and that's why I don't leave the house with anything less than my electronic hacking device that allows me to access the nuclear codes to the United States nuclear arsenal.
	Hey guys, Karen62 checking in.
	Spend two months and I still haven't purchased a firearm.
	In that span of time, living in Baltimore, I've been violently assaulted four more times.
	Any advice appreciated?
	Emoji smiley face slash frowny face.
	At least she wasn't carrying a .38. .38.
	That was creepy.
	We were dancing before that.
	I don't know.
	It took a weird turn.
	We're very grateful.
	That was a terrible dance.
	We have a question that came to us from our partners over there at AR15.com on the message board.
	Someone...
	Miss Leprechaun.
	Oh, a lady listener.
	You're still around.
	Send the therapy bill to not gay Jared.
	I agree with your observation regarding leftist protests are more violent.
	Why do you think that is?
	Any studies, books, or personal theories?
	We've talked about this on the show.
	I think it was more so in a short video.
	Think about this.
	This is my personal theory.
	Leftism, socialism, big government is predicated on violence.
	That's the only way it can work.
	At the end of the day, how do you take people's stuff?
	At the end of a barrel of gun.
	Things haptic and ugly.
	Exactly.
	Listen, I think that's improper, taxation without representation.
	Well, at some point when you walk on down the logic trail, it can only be implemented through violence.
	Not so for more freedom.
	I'm not saying there's no legitimate role of government, but for more freedom, for more libertarian philosophy, it's based on personal responsibility.
	It requires less coercion.
	And so really, these people are protesting for bigger government.
	What are they protesting for?
	What are they demanding?
	If you're a negotiator, this is a hostage situation, what are his demands, right?
	Someone who wants Bernie Sanders, socialism.
	They want more violence.
	They want more government coercion.
	So since they are protesting in order to incorporate more coercion into the government, it would stand to reason that they might be more violent at the protests themselves.
	Surprise.
	Hopefully I've crystallized that for you.
	Hey, this story was pretty big this week up at ladderwithcredit.com.
	So Michael Jordan, not really big on sharing his political opinion.
	He came out and he donated a million dollars to...
	First off, everyone was outraged, of course.
	Black Lives Matter left us.
	They were furious.
	So I'm sure you can guess what he gave a million dollars to.
	Let's see.
	Murderers, police.
	So here's the footnote.
	He said, let me read you some excerpts, right?
	Of course!
	I have been deeply troubled by the cowardly and hateful targeting and killing of police officers.
	I am saddened and frustrated by the divisive rhetoric and racial tensions that seem to be getting worse as of late.
	We need to find solutions that ensure people of color receive fair and equal treatment and that police officers who put their lives on the line every day protect us.
	To protect us are respected and supported.
	Long story short, he donated $1 million.
	One million dollars each to two organizations.
	The International Association of Chief of Police's newly established Institute for Community Police Relations and the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.
	So this isn't Neo-Nazis Cops Anonymous.
	It's the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.
	How dare he?
	Institute for Community Relations.
	Community Police Relations.
	So the tweets.
	Start a hashtag.
	From angry Black Lives Matter supporters, no one was waiting for Michael Jordan to speak out for black people or Black Lives Matter issues.
	We know he only speaks when it affects his money.
	He gave money.
	Black Lives Matter.
	F. Michael Jordan, Uncle Tom, ass, B. Instead of helping black communities and areas, you invest money into prisons.
	That N-I-G-G-A ain't S-word.
	Um...
	We've reached the point where this is more outrageous.
	We've talked about this.
	It's more outrageous to say, hey, let's wait for the facts.
	Facts are racist.
	Now it's more outrageous for Michael Jordan to give a million dollars to an NAACP-affiliated organization because it also doesn't assume cops are murderers.
	The NAACP is not a bastion of conservatism.
	This is upsetting to Black Lives Matter.
	What does that tell you?
	Unless you are falling in line with the rhetoric that officers are killing black kids in record numbers, they are never going to be happy.
	That's the issue at hand.
	Funny story.
	Casey, who writes for me at ladderowscredit.com.
	Not getting there with me.
	So she was the one who wrote this article.
	Well, she helped finish it.
	So we co-write a lot of these together because I don't have time to produce everything.
	I go on, I write it, someone frames it, and we co-write a lot of these.
	And she was putting together the thumbnail, so the images, in Photoshop.
	And I get a text after I had helped write it, and I get a text saying, Hey, can I tweet...
	And it says the N-word, but the A-version.
	And my heart sunk through my chest.
	And Jared was like, what?
	Remember?
	You were like, what?
	What's wrong?
	It looked like I saw a ghost.
	Yeah, Lily just died.
	And I texted her back.
	I said, no.
	No, no, no, no.
	Never.
	Stop the press.
	Stop.
	But it begs the question, in what context?
	And then she goes, well, I have a screenshot of the Black Lives Matter saying this N-word ain't nothing.
	So I was like, oh, an image of a Black Lives Matter protester using the N-word.
	I said, well, okay, that's fine.
	I thought you were asking if you could use the word, and I thought I'm going to have to fire a racist for the first time in my life.
	And she said, why do you think I'm racist?
	She said, what's wrong with you?
	You're just firing dumb people.
	So I was just, it was a really busy day.
	This is the day we were taping the Young Turks video.
	So it was incredibly busy.
	I'm going, no, no, no, no, you can never use the N-word because she's really smart.
	And I thought, wait, what kind of joke is this?
	She was like, no, it was a screen capture of a black person who is, of course, a racist.
	Black Girls Matter is the one that she, in a thumbnail.
	It's a true story.
	Not getting here.
	I was going, what?
	What's wrong?
	I mean, I never saw this before, but she's a ginger?
	She's very pale?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's possible.
	They've got a thing about that.
	She's probably been bullied.
	Maybe she's going too far the other way.
	No.
	Turns out Casey's entirely reasonable, and I'm a horrible boss.
	Thank you, Casey.
	Something else.
	So, Stranger Things.
	I really do think Not Gay Jerry should watch it.
	It's a great show.
	It's on Netflix.
	There is a strong feminist bent that I think a lot of people have missed.
	The dads are either non-existent or they are really dumb, you know, sort of sitcom dads.
	The girl's the only one who can shoot.
	That's a real original idea.
	Yeah, so there's that, but it is a great show.
	It is a fantastic show on Netflix.
	And it's pretty family-friendly, mostly family-friendly.
	So a lot of people ask us that.
	You said it's kind of like Super 8 or E.T.-ish.
	It's very Super 8 E.T.-ish.
	They get the era, early 80s, perfectly.
	Yeah.
	Here's something, though.
	They're kids, a group of kids.
	One of them is a black kid.
	And it's not even really addressed.
	It's just they're sitting there, they're all talking, and they're friends.
	And I remember when I grew up...
	In grade school, we didn't really have any black kids in my high school.
	In grade school, we were just friends.
	It was a non-issue.
	And we all hung around.
	We liked the same things.
	We spoke about the same things.
	The vernacular was relatively similar.
	That's not the case today.
	Think about it.
	When you look back at a lot of these 80s shows, of course it was still just as diverse.
	You had black people.
	You had white people together.
	But it wasn't an entirely divided culture.
	Have you seen...
	If you tune into BET today, or you see what black kids are watching on Vine...
	I've heard of white people being out of touch with black American culture.
	But it is absurd.
	It gets to the point where you're going, I don't know the kind of world these people live in.
	Whereas you go back to the 90s.
	And we were really in a post-racial America in the sense that it didn't really occur to us as kids.
	We all played with super soakers and watched the Ninja Turtles.
	And it definitely seems like it's gotten worse.
	Tweet me at us, Crowder, if you think there's some sense in there.
	Liberal lunacy after the break.
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	Oh, the Emperor of Penguins.
	This most amicable creature in the animal kingdom presents a clown-like appearance, but a much more complex interior.
	The penguin is an animal loved by all, but understood by few.
	Known by many for its tuxedo-like appearance, few people understand that the penguin is capable of traversing great lengths of territory, In the most unforgiving conditions, in order to protect its offspring.
	A flightless bird that travels in groups, many people are unaware that the Emperor Penguin mates for life.
	Oh boy, someone tell them that one's a mistake.
	Dammit, Jasper.
	Well, you know it's true.
	Just do the lines.
	I'm just saying, I wish I could scream.
	Through this monitor at that little penguin to tell him to run, to flap his little flightless wings for dear life.
	If he's mating for life, I tell you what, he's in for a rude awakening.
	Jasper, Jasper, just, Jasper, please, please, read the lines.
	I tell you, that sounds good to him right now, because he's got that cute little number there hanging out on his wing, but what happens when he finds himself on the wrong side of 40, whatever that is in penguin years, and she trades him in for some younger, brighter, more capable young pecker?
	Can't say that, Jasper.
	Oh, stop.
	You're so uptight.
	I'm talking about birds.
	That's what the term was invented for.
	Peckers for birds.
	Here's what I'm telling you.
	If that penguin knew what was good for him, He would run right now.
	He would run right now before that other little lady penguin starts hearing about alimony and child support when she goes to a bridge club with all the other little lady penguins.
	That's when it gets really ugly.
	Jasper, why are you making my life so hard?
	Your life's hard?
	Do you know what I pay in alimony in a given month?
	No, no, Jasper.
	I mean, really?
	Do you have any idea?
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	Glad to be back.
	We have our final guest of the program.
	She's been on the show before, and now she's back.
	And of course, it's always best with a second interview, because they know what to expect.
	It's less uncomfortable.
	How do you give someone a description of this?
	You can't describe it.
	Let me give her a plug.
	YouTube.com slash liberal lunacy.
	Thank you for being with us.
	No problem.
	So, I'm glad to have you.
	I wanted to bring you on, because you've talked about this a lot.
	You've talked about it on the show, the ableism, and for people who don't know, you are, I don't know the, wheelchair, wheelchair-bound.
	What's the term?
	I go with, I am cripplekin.
	Okay.
	No, I'm disabled.
	I call myself a cripple, just to get a rise out of people.
	What is the real term, though?
	I'm disabled.
	Okay.
	Wheelchair-bound.
	Because you always get corrected.
	I said disabled one time and someone said that.
	That's also incorrect.
	So you never know.
	You know what?
	It may offend other people, but you can call me a cripple.
	I give you permission.
	Seriously.
	She gave us a cripple pass or a gimp pass last time.
	That's handy.
	I did.
	That's handy.
	It's handy-capable.
	Oh, geez.
	Oh, she's gonna guess all the puns.
	We're gonna get letters.
	Okay, so I was watching the DNC, and last, one of these nights, I can't even keep track of them, was that they trotted out the girl in the wheelchair.
	There she is.
	And then right after her, there was a dwarf, and it was just, that's the term.
	I know it sounds awful.
	It sounds like a mythical creature, but that's the real term.
	So it was like a competition to see, okay, who has the worst It's the Impression Olympics.
	Yes, that's exactly what it is.
	As someone who's been watching this, who is a self-defined cripple, what do you think when you watch them trot them out in a clear attempt to pander?
	Well, I feel like at least when they did it this time, first off, I feel like they played Roll Out the Cripple just so they could stop the booing.
	Because that was going on for hours.
	Boo!
	Boo!
	Wait, hold on!
	You're not gonna boo this person, are you?
	You're not gonna boo!
	You're not gonna boo the handicapped!
	Oh, no, no, shut up.
	I'm gonna be so heartless.
	Don't be heartless.
	Don't boo the handicapped.
	Exactly, exactly.
	That's a good point.
	They brought her out as, you know, the token cripple to make people feel bad and all of that.
	And, you know, I decided to look this woman up and try to figure out whether she was developmentally disabled or not, because I wanted to know whether to be mad at her or her handlers or whatever.
	Oh, God!
	Yeah.
	It's true, because, you know, when they're developmentally disabled, they have caregivers that, you know, they're AIDS, and, you know, so I didn't know who they were mad at.
	So you're saying she has AIDS and she may have just dove into a shallow pool.
	It's all her fault.
	Of course, of course.
	Okay, so what did you find?
	I found out she has cerebral palsy and spastic...
	Crap.
	Spastic...
	You're a resident cripple!
	You're supposed to know this thing!
	I know, I know!
	She has spastic paraplegia.
	Well, that's not fun.
	That's not a term I've used before, so...
	Okay, so...
	Give me a break.
	Okay, so does that mean she needs helpers and handlers?
	Yes, yes.
	Physically, she would need help, but mentally, she's fine.
	Yeah.
	So, she's just like me.
	It's just a body issue.
	And so, her mental capability is completely fine.
	And I wanted to know...
	She's at the DNC. Well, true.
	But I wanted to know if her...
	If it was, you know, her being used as a puppet or her allowing herself to be used as a puppet.
	Right.
	And, yeah, no, because I wanted to know who I'm mad at.
	Right.
	And it's definitely her.
	She has allowed herself to be used in this way.
	And when I heard her saying, you know, he doesn't speak for me, I'm like, well, you don't speak for me.
	You're not Queen Cripple.
	I am.
	She was saying that about Trump, right?
	Right, yeah.
	Saying Trump doesn't hear me, Trump doesn't speak for me, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	It's like, who cares?
	I don't care.
	That's a good point, because, bring it up, just not the audio, but the one person who kind of spoke for your community was always Christopher Reeve.
	He was the self-appointed spokesperson.
	God, I hated him.
	They had him out in 1996, right?
	Here he is.
	1996, yeah.
	In 1996, making jokes and stuff.
	A little known fact about Christopher Reeve.
	I know you're not supposed to be ill.
	He actually was incredibly uncharitable until he had his disorder.
	Oh, he was a complete D-bag.
	Yeah, and everyone talks about it.
	No one has a good word to say about him before the accident.
	And then he would berate people who were doing what he did before it happened to him.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, I mean, it's funny you said, because it's almost always like, oh, well, Christopher Reeve is our resident.
	He speaks for the handicapped community.
	Right.
	And people just assume it.
	It's bull, because, you know, he, I don't want to go South Park on this, but, you know, he fell into it, literally.
	I was born this way.
	So, you know.
	Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's true.
	And I, stop it, not gay jokes.
	You're not allowed, she's allowed to make the jokes.
	You're not allowed to laugh.
	Oh, yes, you are.
	I'll make a cripple of you, by God.
	Oh, help!
	I have an extra chair!
	Well, it does come in handy.
	I'm not going to lie.
	You do have a skewed view.
	Obviously, you know, they're not walking and stuff.
	That's tough.
	Don't get me wrong.
	But you have a skewed view in how nice people are to you.
	When I was in a wheelchair after surgery, everyone...
	Oh, sorry.
	People are jerks to me.
	Really?
	Yeah, but it has nothing to do with my disability.
	It has to do with the fact that I am not left leaning.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, yes, but that's in those groups.
	But I mean, in day-to-day life, like you go to the grocery stores, strangers, they're probably a lot nicer to you than they are to someone like me.
	Well, I did get into it with a store manager once because I wasn't wearing shoes.
	And I'm like...
	It's like Cripple Larry David.
	Okay, I need to hear this call.
	Okay, so a friend of mine decided, you know, they wanted to go up to the grocery store with me, and we lived very close, so they just decided to wheel me up there instead of taking a car, you know?
	Mm-hmm.
	And so I was like, well, screw it.
	I'm not going to put on my shoes, you know, because I'm not walking anywhere, you know, like if I'm getting in a car, I will put on my shoes because my feet can get it torn up from the concrete.
	Okay.
	But so, you know, I didn't have my shoes on and it's like late at night, like 11, 12 o'clock at night.
	And we're just going around looking for a frozen pizza or whatever.
	And this store manager comes up to me and he's like, ma'am, you're not wearing shoes.
	I'm like, It's not like I'm walking on the floor.
	What happened?
	Did they double down or did they just say, okay?
	The dude doubled down.
	He's like, well, it's store policy.
	I'm like, well, I'm not gonna, like, I was literally being a shopping cart at this point.
	People just tossing Eggos in your lap?
	Pretty much.
	Because I am the shopping cart when I go shopping.
	I hold everything.
	So I told him, I'm like, dude, I'm being a shopping cart right now.
	I'm going, do you want me to go put all of this back?
	Or just give it to you to put back so I can leave, go get shoes and come back?
	Or are you going to let me buy my stuff and leave?
	And what did he say?
	He's like, well, as long as you don't put your feet on the ground.
	I'm like, yeah.
	That's him trying to save face.
	Alright, I did my part.
	Just in case you're faking and you're going to get up and walk and dance around, just probably best not to.
	No one's going to be the best of me at this Kroger.
	No.
	Gosh.
	Okay, well, I stand corrected.
	People were very nice to me in a wheelchair, so I was amazed until I would register, oh, I'm in a wheelchair after the knee surgery.
	I mean, they may be nicer to me, but I'm just a very abrasive person, and I'm very confrontational.
	Well, that's good.
	That's bold.
	So let me ask you this.
	I have a good friend who has cerebral palsy.
	Do you have feeling in your feet if you put on shoes or no?
	Yeah, I can feel some things.
	I can feel hot, cold, and pain.
	Okay.
	But it's always delayed.
	Like, my husband will step on my foot and be like, oh, sorry, and I'm like, what?
	Ow!
	It comes a few seconds later.
	It's like me with the jokes.
	Any jokes?
	It takes a little while for not to get Jerry to register the jokes.
	Okay, well, I was asking that because I was wondering if it was, you know, you said my feet get chewed up by the concrete, so it depends on the condition.
	Sometimes people, you know, they can just stick a hot poker through their foot and everything.
	You know, there is a danger.
	Even if I couldn't feel my feet completely, if my feet get torn up, you know, they could get infected, especially if I couldn't feel them.
	I wouldn't notice.
	Right.
	So...
	So, okay, so you see this.
	Is it like, sort of like, you know, black Americans, they vote 80-something, 90-something percent Democrat.
	In the disabled community, is there a trend?
	I don't really know.
	Speak for them.
	Speak for all of them.
	I am the queen of the cripples, so they must all vote the way I do.
	No, I think a lot of them do vote Democrat.
	I think there's a skew, though, of people who were born disabled and people who were injured, especially veterans.
	Okay.
	You know, veterans tend to be more right-leaning, you know, even if they are in the wheelchair.
	You know, with a disability or grew up with it, their parents basically taught them a victim complex.
	And so they expect everything to be handed to them.
	Well, what did your parents do for you to turn out this way?
	Did they just toss you in the pool and see what happened?
	Not literally, but yeah, pretty much.
	It was very much, you know, no one else is going to...
	The world is not going to be kind to you just because of what you have.
	So you have to figure out a way to live in it.
	Well, it seems like, you know, obviously take it a few steps back.
	A lot of people have...
	Hey, that's ableist.
	Yes.
	Damn it.
	I can't keep track of them.
	We should probably censor these things.
	We should probably believe them.
	Yes, take a few wheelies back.
	Right.
	It's not that...
	People don't have legitimate claims to some sort of victimization, whether they're black, whether they have a disability.
	It's that you can choose to allow it to define you.
	And I think that Democrats right now with the DNC, you see, they are absolutely hell-bent on defining people by their grievances, by their race, by their gender.
	That is the message, and removing the Second Amendment from the platform this time.
	Well, and all they seem to be focused on is what people are, not who they are.
	Right.
	They don't give a crap what you've done or how hard you've worked, anything.
	As long as you have the skin of what they want to show, you can be a prop.
	Do you, because you said you get into fights with a lot of leftists over this, do you find that they're very surface, that they almost always just focus on the disability and not really your worldviews or your contributions?
	I find a lot of them, they will go for the cripple angle, which, you know, I have the perfect meme for it to throw at them of me on the ground with the wheelchair topped and tipped and just says fail, you know?
	Yes, I've seen that.
	I can't retweet it because people will attack me.
	You should, just to tick them off and be like, Shannon said I could!
	I will, I will do that.
	But no, so I use that.
	But a lot of what they actually go for, and this is the irony, you know, they claim they're all for women's rights and, you know, all of that.
	I get mostly, and body positivity, I get mostly, oh, look at this fat Jew.
	And, you know, talking about me being a woman.
	And I don't get that from the right people.
	That's what they...
	I don't...
	That's horrible.
	I'm not even Jewish!
	I was going to ask, are you Jewish?
	I'm part Hebrew.
	It's already here.
	Oh, okay.
	All right.
	Apparently, I look Jewish.
	I'm 116th Hebrew, apparently.
	All right.
	So that's enough for the anti-Semites out there.
	Yeah, it's enough.
	I mean, gosh, it's just if they're like, well, you know, we can't attack her on the wheelchair.
	We can attack her on the Jew thing, right?
	Oh, no, they attack on the wheelchair thing, too.
	They do.
	Yeah, well, I know.
	But I find it funny that they always attack surface things and never what I'm saying.
	It's a good point, and we have to let you go.
	We'll have you back soon, but what she says can be found at youtube.com slash liberal lunacy.
	Really, I highly recommend checking her out, listening to what she has to say.
	She goes against the grain, and that takes a brass pair.
	We will be back, Ladder with Crowder.
	Stay tuned, or don't.
	And now for Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	You know, I just, sometimes I just really wish there was just one other family on this island.
	I know, it sure would solve a lot of problems.
	Yeah, I know, but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep the Robinson name up.
	Is that Fritz Jr.?
	What's he dragging?
	Hey, Dad, Mom, I hunted one and I brought it back.
	He hunted one?
	Yeah, look, I took the head off properly.
	An ostrich!
	You took the head off our ostrich?
	Yeah, now I need to preserve the meat, though.
	You don't hunt ostrich!
	That was our only mode of transportation!
	That's how we get around!
	Well, then, he should have been a lot faster!
	What?!
	When I snuck up on him, he didn't run or anything!
	That's because he's tied to a post!
	You've seen him every day of your life!
	Ha!
	For crying out loud, Fritz Jr.
	Well, he takes after his father-slash-brother.
	Stay tuned for more Swiss Family Robinson, the second generation.
	We'll be right back.
	We'll be right back.
	That was, as you heard, was Hopper who always produces in studio.
	They couldn't hear him, actually.
	They couldn't hear him?
	No.
	Oh, they couldn't hear him.
	He always produces in studio, which, when we may or may not move to a new studio because we're never going daily, I wonder how he's going.
	He'll probably be in there with us.
	I don't think we could rob him of that.
	You hear that?
	Hold on.
	No, he's not killing anymore.
	He won't do it for the camera.
	He won't squeak it.
	That's the thing.
	People don't realize it's cute.
	He's killing that toy.
	It's like you're trying to pee and someone's watching you.
	It just doesn't happen.
	Audience ruins everything.
	Your record says it does.
	So, a couple of things.
	Thank you to Liberal Lunacy.
	You can follow her at liberal underscore lunacy.
	John Kerry this week, you can hear it now.
	He's killing something.
	He's killing.
	He's just going after that.
	He is victorious.
	That's the sound of murder.
	That is.
	And people have no idea.
	You wonder why little dogs are so poorly behaved because it's still in their little dog brain.
	John Kerry claimed this week that air conditioners and refrigerators pose as big a threat to life on the planet as the threat of terrorism.
	So let's regroup here.
	ISIS, not really that big of a threat.
	Hashtag not all Muslims.
	Not Islam.
	It's fine.
	It's compatible with Western civilization.
	At some point, though, it's never happened.
	American police officers are the real problem.
	That's what we need to get to the bottom of real quick.
	Something else to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, while we're talking about this, apparently he went up to the DNC, introduced himself as Michael Jordan, and said that Donald Trump would never know the difference.
	Listen, I've never been the biggest Trump fan.
	Kind of funny, but...
	Kind of funny, but Arsenio Hall won The Celebrity Apprentice.
	I'm not saying who's a black friend, but Donald Trump has a lot of things.
	I do not believe at all that he has had no interaction with black people, or he hates black people.
	It's just not an accurate criticism.
	Sometimes it's hard to enjoy the comedy of something when you don't buy the narrative.
	Exactly.
	It kind of ruins it.
	And I understand that's a bias, but...
	Exactly.
	I can laugh at jokes that I find are funny, and I laugh all the time at jokes at conservative's expense.
	So, what's the through line here?
	What really matters?
	I wanted to actually bring up a story.
	I'm amazed I haven't told this story.
	Pastor of the church where my wife and I got married told this story.
	So right now I believe that, you know, not all Muslims.
	Islam is fine.
	It's a peaceful religion.
	Cops are a real problem right now.
	Republicans are racist.
	Democrats are the party of science.
	This is what's being said out there.
	And a lot of people believe it if you look at the tweets.
	A lot of people are waking up.
	Same thing with the Young Turks.
	Well, I think they just changed.
	No, I think you woke up.
	And you've been hearing these things.
	They've been drilled into you time and time and time again.
	And if you look at the DNC, they understand pageantry better than Republicans, and they understand repetition.
	If it sounds repetitive, that's by design.
	My pastor talked about this story.
	I don't have it up, but it was a study.
	And I've heard about this before.
	I read about it in a book a while back, but it refreshed my memory.
	They did a study with a child in a classroom and a teacher.
	And they asked him a question.
	Now, everyone was in on it except for one child.
	So the study was not for the classroom.
	It was that one child.
	And they said, okay, what is...
	I don't remember the exact number, but it might have been, what is 8 plus 8?
	And the kids think it's 16.
	They had every single kid say, it's 18.
	And the teacher said, yes, it's 18.
	And they ran this study on a few different children.
	And almost invariably, the child knew it was 16, but didn't say anything.
	Because he thought, oh, everyone around me is saying 18, and the teacher's saying 18, so she must know she must be right.
	Mm-hmm.
	And I thought about that.
	I thought, man, if I were a kid, what would I have done?
	I probably would have, the first time, been quiet because I would have thought the teacher must know better.
	I'm not that smart.
	The teacher's smarter than me.
	And once I found out that it was a study, I would have never made that mistake again.
	I would have learned that lesson.
	Just because that's effectively not a study that happened with me once or twice where I realized I didn't speak out because I thought everyone else was right.
	When everyone else says...
	There was no justice for these police officers.
	Well, you hear it, and it's drilling, and you think, well, there must have been no justice.
	When everyone else says, Islam, it's this tiny, tiny minority.
	Don't let these extremists tell you the name.
	You don't realize.
	Well, isn't it really hundreds of millions of Muslims who support death for apostasy and Sharia law?
	No.
	Everyone goes along because they know 8 plus 8 is 16, but everyone else is saying it's 18.
	And I brought this up, actually, with an in-law.
	I remember I brought it up, and we were talking about it, and she said, well, that's a horrible example.
	Just because pop culture, the media is telling you that something is a certain way, doesn't mean that that's the case.
	It can be wrong.
	Everyone else can be wrong sometimes.
	Not all the time, but they can be.
	When I brought it up with an in-law, she said, well, I think that's a horrible example, because math is concrete, and that's just a horrible example.
	It's not the same thing as peer pressure or society.
	I said, well, what do you mean?
	She said, well, you can measure 8 plus 8 is 16.
	So it's not the same as something like with society that people believe that's intangible.
	I said, well, that's not true.
	And she's a liberal.
	I said, that's not true.
	She said, well, yes, it is.
	I said, okay.
	Gender.
	Sex.
	No male has ever successfully transitioned to a biologically functioning female.
	It can't be done.
	It's never been done.
	But you just talked about it as though it could be done earlier, right?
	You believed it.
	It's never happened.
	Didn't you just said you believed that someone could change their biological sex?
	She got really quiet.
	It's a perfect example.
	It couldn't be more clear.
	The science not only of chromosomes, you don't want to simplify it to that, but the science of biology, of functioning sex organs, of how your hormones, how your DNA, where it wants to function, how it will try and rebalance it.
	It's never happened.
	No man has ever turned into a woman.
	We also talk about people who buy into the idea that there is no absolute truth.
	Everything is relativism.
	Everything is personal, you know, personal...
	Whatever the word is I'm looking for there.
	But, you know, there is...
	Truth doesn't exist.
	It's all situational ethics.
	And think about it.
	It makes it a lot easier where it just becomes about pageantry and empathy.
	Listen, no one's...
	Everyone out there has some sympathy for this girl who's saying, I hope that my parents are not deported by force.
	Hold on a second.
	Your parents committed a crime.
	Now, when we've brought this, when we've boiled it all down to nothing more than situational ethics, and it's all about how do we feel, everyone says, well, it would be immoral to say, sorry, little girl, your parents broke the law.
	Everyone is saying that right now, so that's why people are afraid to say, your parents broke the law.
	Because then you're not sympathetic, then you're not empathetic to a little girl.
	Just because everyone says that something is true, it doesn't mean that it's true.
	It doesn't mean that it's right.
	If you're a liberal, Just use a different example.
	The war in Iraq.
	Everyone agreed on it.
	Eighty-something percent at one point.
	If you don't agree with me on certain issues, just take that as an example.
	And you probably still believe it's wrong and feel vindicated.
	You don't have to accept it because everyone else is saying it.
	And that's been a really valuable lesson for me.
	Hopefully it is for you.
	Maybe I'm an idiot.
	See you next week.

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