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Fascism vs. Democratic Socialism
00:03:51
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| The 1% will try to convince you that I don't like freedom. | |
| I like freedom as long as it's not for people who are too rich or are too poor. | |
| I want freedom for every one of the people in the middle. | |
| And it needs to be government mandated! - What democratic socialism is about is having a government which reflects the interest of ordinary people rather than is currently the case of the billionaire class. | |
| So the term fascism is thrown around so much nowadays. | |
| It's a fun word. | |
| What's a fun word, and you've heard it a lot in your college gender studies, I'm sure. | |
| Oh, absolutely. | |
| But it's lost all meaning. | |
| People don't really know what it means. | |
| And so I want to make the case, in looking at their policies and what they want to do and their world view, Bernie Sanders is the most fascist of all the candidates. | |
| How dare you use that kind of incendiary language! | |
| He's just a fascist for mediocrity. | |
| He's a mediocre fascist. | |
| Allow me to present my case. | |
| And I know people complaining, Bernie Sanders sounds more like this, but for all intents and purposes... | |
| Our Bernie Sanders sounds like he's portrayed by Gilbert Godfrey. | |
| It's funnier that way. | |
| The nerve! | |
| So, um, first let's look at the definition of fascism. | |
| It's important, by the way, I found, when I was looking this up, don't go by the first Google thing, Miriam Webster. | |
| Google shows up right away, an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization. | |
| Right-wing. | |
| I was going, well, hold on a second. | |
| Fascism is not right-wing. | |
| I mean, Stalin, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Hitler, uh, I don't know. | |
| It has no mention of left wing at all. | |
| None. | |
| So fascism, right wing, socialism, communism, which are actual left wing political systems of government. | |
| We're just going to omit that. | |
| So, let's look at the Merriam-Webster definition of fascism, okay? | |
| It has a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts a nation or race above the individual and stands for centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition. | |
| That's Bernie Sanders. | |
| Okay? | |
| Centralized government regimentation suppression of opposition. | |
| So, what do I mean by this? | |
| Um... | |
| Let's look at a few, let's start with a few things. | |
| So Bernie Sanders, right, he comes out and he says, Well, hold on a second. | |
| The people will not have to pay for it. | |
| The people. | |
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Taxing the Wealthy
00:02:22
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| So he said the people, right? | |
| He's talking about the people signifying this group of people who matter, who will be affected. | |
| Where's the money coming from? | |
| It's not coming out of thin air. | |
| Someone's paying for it. | |
| You look at his tax plan, he wants to tax wealthier Americans more. | |
| Specifically, any household joint over 250,000 household income, you're going to be paying, if you live in a moderately liberal state, over 60% in taxes. | |
| Not to mention everything else. | |
| So those don't count as the people. | |
| Because he's saying the people won't have to pay. | |
| What is he saying about the group of individuals? | |
| They're basically subhuman. | |
| They're not to be included in the people. | |
| The wealthy, the successful, are not the people. | |
| Only these folks count as the people. | |
| That's a very limited definition of people. | |
| Anyone above it, that's fascism. | |
| So... | |
| Let's go here. | |
| While appearing in New Hampshire in September, okay, Sanders said that he had talked to a guy from Denmark. | |
| And he told me that over there, it was very hard to be very poor, but also hard to be very rich! | |
| And that made sense to me! | |
| That's fascism for mediocrity, right? | |
| We're talking about social regimentation, political, and forcible suppression of opposition. | |
| So, It should be very, very hard to be very rich, very, very poor. | |
| All of you have to be in the middle. | |
| Otherwise, you're not part of the people, right? | |
| The people won't pay for it. | |
| So if you're rich, no, you're not part of the people. | |
| If you're poor, no, you're not part of the people. | |
| It should be hard to be very rich, and it should be hard to be very poor. | |
| I want freedom for everyone of the people in the middle, and it needs to be government-mandated! | |
| So how do you enforce that? | |
| By taxing the wealthy an incredible amount and giving to people who are poor. | |
| So if the poor people, maybe some of them deserve to be poor. | |
| It's not popular to say. | |
| Maybe poor people deserve to be poor, right? | |
| Maybe they're lazy. | |
| Maybe they don't work. | |
| Maybe they don't employ people. | |
| Maybe they don't start businesses. | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| We need to make them part of the people by taking from the non-people, the wealthy, and making sure that everyone is in the middle. | |
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Wage Wars
00:05:43
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| From his own words, it should be very hard to be very rich or very poor. | |
| Another example. | |
| Good example, right? | |
| Bernie Sanders believes... | |
| In my view, anyone who works 40 hours a week deserves a living wage! | |
| I don't agree. | |
| That sounds mean. | |
| No, I don't agree. | |
| I believe that you have the right to be paid an appropriate amount correlating exactly to the value added by your position or services. | |
| That's what I believe. | |
| But I'm not a fascist. | |
| See, I don't... | |
| Let's, um... | |
| It's like fast food, for example. | |
| Okay? | |
| So, everyone has a restaurant, right? | |
| Like a fast food spot. | |
| I don't know if it's McDonald's or if it's Wendy's. | |
| You have one here, right? | |
| Was it the KFC that's pretty bad? | |
| Oh, it's terrible. | |
| You're like, just don't go to that one on 28th Street because they never get the order right. | |
| They're constantly screwing up. | |
| So you actually, you'll reroute your... | |
| I will drive way out of the way. | |
| Right. | |
| Exactly, right? | |
| To get one that gets the right half the time. | |
| Right. | |
| Half the time. | |
| Just half. | |
| You just want a portion of your order to be right. | |
| So, what is that fast food worker doing to that business? | |
| Now, the fast food worker is the people. | |
| The business owner, if he's successful above the tax price, is not the people. | |
| He's costing that business owner money. | |
| Because you have said, I'm going to go down the street, right? | |
| But the business owner can't reflect that in the payment because he's not the people. | |
| He has to pay him a minimum $15 an hour. | |
| So what inevitably happens? | |
| The business goes under because it's all about the interest of that person, not the value they add, not how good of a job they do. | |
| It doesn't matter that you no longer want to go to that KFC because you get a rat anus instead of a white meat chicken breast, whatever it is that you order. | |
| It doesn't matter. | |
| You barely have to show up. | |
| But that's fascism for mediocrity. | |
| Somebody get that young man a living wage! | |
| Because who does that affect? | |
| People just think that helps people make a living wage. | |
| No, but actually, disregarding the business owner, right? | |
| We've established that people are successful who invest, who employ. | |
| They're not the people. | |
| They're not to be included. | |
| But it also affects employees. | |
| A $15 minimum wage. | |
| Now, who do you think the $15... | |
| I believe... | |
| Because fascists, right? | |
| I don't believe that people should be paid their service. | |
| I believe that people should be paid this set amount. | |
| And it should be hard to be rich. | |
| And it should be hard to be poor. | |
| You make this much. | |
| Okay. | |
| Who does that affect negatively as far as employees? | |
| The crappy... | |
| Do you think it's the crappy employee who causes you to go down the road? | |
| Or do you think the really good employee... | |
| Who do you think gets negatively affected? | |
| I want to go with a good employee. | |
| Because guess what happens when you pay someone $7 an hour or $8 an hour? | |
| But there's an employee on the contrary, right? | |
| Who has a report card where he's getting every order right. | |
| He's smiling. | |
| People, I have it. | |
| There was a Dunkin' Donuts. | |
| There was a lady who was so nice who became friends. | |
| She had no teeth, but she was really, really sweet. | |
| She was just always chipper and made sure to go above and beyond. | |
| You remember those people. | |
| And those people tend to move up pretty quickly. | |
| And not to $15 an hour positions. | |
| So, what happens? | |
| The crappy person who can't put a cheese slice in a filet of fish gets $15 an hour. | |
| No matter what. | |
| The good employee who deserves $25 an hour, what do you think they probably get paid? | |
| I'm gonna go with $15 an hour. | |
| The crappy employee gets paid the exact same amount as the good employee. | |
| Maybe your problem is going to the drive-thru in the first place with your carbon footprint. | |
| You should be riding a bicycle! | |
| So the business owner, they want to pay good employees more. | |
| They want to do that. | |
| Trust me, I'm a business owner. | |
| They want to pay good employees more. | |
| You don't want to pay me more. | |
| I want to pay good employees more. | |
| So they want to pay their good employees more, not ones who wake up at 10 o'clock and say their iPad didn't wake them up. | |
| Not ones who forget to replace the breakers so the studio lights go out. | |
| They want to pay their employees more because it reflects well on their business. | |
| But since he can't, because he has to pay everyone $15 an hour... | |
| Everyone's the same. | |
| Here's the thing. | |
| Bernie Sanders wants to legislatively enforce that everybody is paid the same regardless of performance. | |
| And it's a huge irony. | |
| We want big money out of politics. | |
| We want big money out of influence. | |
| You want more mediocre influence. | |
| You want the people who are not contributing. | |
| The people... | |
| 47% of them don't pay federal income tax. | |
| Those are the only people because it's easy for you to buy their votes by legislating mediocrity. | |
| We have to ensure there's no successful money in politics. | |
| I'm not for crony capitalism. | |
| I understand it. | |
| So what do we want to inject? | |
| The influence of the crappy employee who wants to vote in $15 an hour so he can screw the employee who deserves $25 an hour. | |
| You're lying because you're not the people! | |
| How much do you make? | |
| $16.50. | |
| Son of a bitch! | |
| Steal his shit! | |
| Steal his shit! | |
| So the business owner is screwed. | |
| It doesn't matter if his business is successful or not. | |
| He's not allowed to pay based on performance. | |
| And the good employees are screwed. | |
| So that... | |
| It's really hard to be rich and really hard to be poor. | |
| Everyone has to be right in the middle. | |
| Otherwise you're not part of the people. | |
| That's mediocre fascism. | |
| And that's Bernie Sanders. | |