June 2, 2015 - Louder with Crowder
03:50
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| I don't know what to tell you, man. | |
| Okay, fat pride. | |
| That's what I wanted to go on to. | |
| Oh, stupid fat pride. | |
| Look at this. | |
| There's nothing to be proud about. | |
| I'm disgusting! | |
| How could I be proud about being fat? | |
| Oh yeah, I'm proud because I ate the half of this frickin' pizza. | |
| I mean, it's good. | |
| It's a good pizza, but there's nothing to be proud about. | |
| Jerry just... | |
| By the way, I protect you on YouTube when anyone makes comments here. | |
| You see that. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I'm always like, ah, he's great. | |
| But listen, it's no secret that you're no Bantamweight. | |
| What the hell does that even mean? | |
| It's below lightweight. | |
| I was trying to contrast it. | |
| But we wrote about this at Louder with Crowder that fat models... | |
| Oh, that was gross. | |
| That was gross. | |
| They're mad that there aren't enough black fat models now. | |
| That's the issue. | |
| Have you seen that? | |
| Affirmative action for fat models. | |
| Honestly, Fundip, I find this interesting because you're a bigger guy and you don't like it when anyone else makes fat jokes. | |
| You can make it. | |
| But you hate fat pride. | |
| Oh, it's obnoxious. | |
| I'm not proud of my skin. | |
| I'm not proud of all the... | |
| Pride is something that you're supposed to take in something you've accomplished. | |
| I learned how to play that song all the way through on the bass. | |
| I can take pride in that. | |
| I edited some piece of audio in the software in my office and I did a good job. | |
| I take pride in that. | |
| I took a cool photograph. | |
| I painted a picture. | |
| I sculpted a sculpture. | |
| That's something. | |
| You don't take pride in the The crap you were born into, or the fact that you ate 16 pizzas and two pots of coffee on a Thursday evening. | |
| Well, you didn't eat them, you drank them. | |
| But there's nothing to take pride in, in stuff that's just happening. | |
| I mean, if you were trying to get up to 400 pounds, and you were really making an effort at it, and you were, say, underweight, Then, yeah, oh, I can take pride in the fact that I put on 250 pounds because you were trying to do it and maybe that was some live art crap that you were doing. | |
| But for crying out loud, don't take pride in it. | |
| It's just sort of there. | |
| I didn't expect you to go off that much, but you could then say the same thing about gay pride if you're just born gay. | |
| Yeah, I don't understand that either. | |
| White pride, black pride, gay pride. | |
| It's not something you built. | |
| You didn't build that. | |
| It just happened. | |
| I don't think with you it just happened. | |
| Here's a practice. | |
| Yeah, I mean, the pizza didn't come on its own. | |
| Somebody had to order it. | |
| Unless you make it sound like it's one of those video games where it's just like, what was it, burger time? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| I can't be proud of being fat. | |
| I just am. | |
| Well, there you have it. | |
| Straight from the horse's mouth. | |
| Be like proud of being Canadian, for God's sake. | |
| Fat pride. | |
| Not really a thing. | |
| Lauder with Crowder. | |
| Stay tuned. | |
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