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April 25, 2022 - Knowledge Fight
01:20:53
#674: April 22, 2022

Today, Dan and Jordan take a little glimpse at the middle of Alex's Moneybomb, where he's trying to get his audience to pay his legal fees for him.  Also, Alex begins selling teeny-tiny gold bars, and chats with Oliver Stone's son. Citations

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alex jones
20:03
d
dan friesen
38:24
j
jordan holmes
17:12
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steve quayle
00:02
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
Knowledge fight.
unidentified
Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
alex jones
I need, I need money.
unidentified
Andy in Kansas.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas.
Stop it.
Andy in Kansas.
Andy in Kansas.
It's time to pray.
Andy in Kansas.
You're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
I'm a first time calling in my future.
I love you.
dan friesen
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
I'm Dan.
jordan holmes
I'm Jordan.
dan friesen
We're a couple dudes like to sit around, worship at the altar of Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
jordan holmes
Oh, indeed we are.
Dan.
Jordan.
dan friesen
Jordan.
jordan holmes
Quick question for you.
dan friesen
What's up?
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot today?
dan friesen
You go first.
jordan holmes
Okay.
My bright spot, Dan, it's a little bit pedestrian, but yesterday was such a nice day.
dan friesen
It was.
jordan holmes
In Chicago, of all places, we went out and we played tennis.
We did some outdoor things.
It was great.
Took the dogs on a long walk.
dan friesen
Delightful.
jordan holmes
It was fantastic.
dan friesen
It was a good day.
Always nice to be able to get out into God's nature and see some stuff and feel the breeze.
jordan holmes
Yeah, and then it rained sideways today.
So, you know, it's Chicago.
dan friesen
And the day before.
jordan holmes
Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen
And it's going to snow tomorrow.
jordan holmes
It's going to snow tomorrow.
dan friesen
I am pretty sure because this town is literally insane.
unidentified
Yep, yep.
jordan holmes
What's your bright spot?
dan friesen
Oh boy, it is tough, tough to say.
I guess it's my birthday.
jordan holmes
It is your birthday.
dan friesen
So, hey, 38. 38, Dan.
jordan holmes
38. Happy birthday to you.
dan friesen
Feeling great.
unidentified
I wasn't going to say anything.
dan friesen
Oh, no, but I mean, you know, I get to celebrate my birthday doing the things I love, hanging out with you.
jordan holmes
Of course.
The show?
dan friesen
Listening to Alex's dumb ass?
Sure.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, we could have been in the air right now.
dan friesen
That's true.
jordan holmes
Landing in Austin.
dan friesen
Getting some barbecue.
jordan holmes
Doing a whole thing.
Getting ready for two weeks of no-holds-barred trial coverage.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Going around, finding the local ice cream novel teams in Austin.
For the dreamy, creamy summer.
jordan holmes
Being treated by all the ice cream places in Austin.
Once they find out it's dreamy, creamish summer, they're going to be...
Banging down your door.
dan friesen
The world is your oyster at that point.
And they're like, oh, you're here for the Alex Jones trial?
Why don't you take two extra ice cream novelties?
Be on your way, young man.
Yeah.
But hey, still, very nice.
There have been some nice birthday wishes, and I appreciate it.
jordan holmes
Fantastic.
dan friesen
So, Jordan, today we have an episode we're going to be talking about Friday of last week.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
That would be the April 22 to you.
2022.
Shit, I forgot how this goes.
Anyway, it's Friday's episode.
Okay.
Hey, it's a modern episode, man.
jordan holmes
Is it that, huh?
dan friesen
Yeah, so Alex had, of course, done his bankruptcy move, and the trial for the damages in the Texas Sandy Hook case got postponed.
And then later on in the week, the U.S. trustee came out with a letter of opinion that Alex's use of the bankruptcy process was not above board.
jordan holmes
Right, right.
dan friesen
And so this all is still developing.
Still no idea what's going to happen here, but it seems...
Fraught?
jordan holmes
Yeah!
It was nice to see somebody in the position to write a letter say the thing that everybody knew, which was, it's obvious you're exploiting this whole situation.
unidentified
Fuck you.
dan friesen
Hey, this looks shady as hell.
jordan holmes
Hey, man, we're on year four of waiting for you to stop delaying this trial.
And just now?
Just now you decided to bankrupt the company that has no money.
Good call.
Good call.
dan friesen
So that's going on in the background.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Will not come up on today's show.
jordan holmes
Why would it?
unidentified
Sure.
jordan holmes
That's nothing to talk about.
dan friesen
Also, Thursday, Alex decided to do a money bomb.
jordan holmes
Naturally?
dan friesen
Thursday through Saturday, money is bombing.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
dan friesen
So, yeah, Thursday he did his show.
Friday he came back to the studio and did an interview with Mark Dice.
unidentified
See?
dan friesen
See?
And here Friday, we have his show for the middle of the Money Bomb.
jordan holmes
Okay.
This is the prime Money Bomb territory.
dan friesen
Yeah, you could argue that.
I think in past years, Money Bombs, I think that he's done some drunk Q&As.
jordan holmes
Yes, that is true.
I remember that one.
unidentified
I don't know.
dan friesen
So many of the Money Bombs are just like, all right, Alex's show is watchable, and then the rest of this bullshit is just trying to fill space.
Let's show, like, a little video that Larry Nichols put together.
It'll kill time.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah.
I mean, for your birthday, it's nice to, because I can go back and remember the very first Money Bomb that we covered, and your...
I want to say childlike glee at the possibility of actually watching the entire thing.
dan friesen
I've done that.
I've tried to or succeeded in doing that twice.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And it's not always a money bomb, but the marathons for free speech or whatever the fuck he does.
Yeah, and I really did kind of want to do that again this time.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There was a part of me, but the awareness of like, all right, what's going to be going on in hour eight is going to be...
So useless.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
Rob Dew is going to be sitting there talking to a guy who's on Rumble.
jordan holmes
100%.
dan friesen
And has a marginally popular Rumble account where he posts videos that are supposed to trigger the libs who aren't on Rumble.
jordan holmes
That's what they're going to do.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So I took a break on that one.
A little breaky.
jordan holmes
Good call.
dan friesen
And decided we'll just talk about Friday, see where he's at, see how things are going with the money bomb.
And we'll get into that in a moment.
But first, Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.
jordan holmes
Oh, that's a great idea.
dan friesen
So first, just in time.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
unidentified
Thank you.
dan friesen
Next, Bush did war crimes.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
Next, hello, Cillian or Killian?
I'm not sure.
jordan holmes
Killian.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think it is.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
From your ear friends.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thanks, Killian!
dan friesen
Next, love you, honey.
My anniversary present is only nine months late.
Sorry for the little breakie.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
That's a good one.
dan friesen
Make it ten months late.
jordan holmes
That's a good one.
dan friesen
We're also a month late.
jordan holmes
We're also a month behind, so yeah.
dan friesen
So maybe this one's for next year.
You got it.
Next, I showed you my one-hour demo reel.
Please respond.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Next, I'm not Jordan, and Zamasu did nothing wrong.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
unidentified
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
I think it's a Dragon Ball Z thing.
jordan holmes
Oh, is that it?
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Okay, that makes sense.
dan friesen
Yeah.
Next, don't tell my heart, my little breaky heart.
Thank you so much.
You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones
I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes
Thank you very much.
dan friesen
Thank you.
jordan holmes
That's very good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So now, Jordan, here, before we get into the episode proper, is where Alex's head is at.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
Do most of us deserve to die?
Yes.
dan friesen
Ooh.
jordan holmes
Ouch.
Ouch.
So this is a great money bomb that we're dealing with.
unidentified
Ah.
dan friesen
I mean, look, if you're trying to raise money, you should say that most of the people who are in the audience probably deserve death.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is weird to think of a regular normal telethon that we've all seen.
dan friesen
Well, Jerry Lewis would regularly scream about how people needed to die.
jordan holmes
All of us need death now!
unidentified
So please, find it in your heart to donate.
jordan holmes
Whatever it is you can, $5, $10, you deserve death anyway.
dan friesen
Give till it hurts, because it's really going to hurt when you die like you deserve to.
I remember We Are The World.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
A couple songs about how everybody should just die.
jordan holmes
We Are The World that should be blown up.
It was a very different concert, yeah.
dan friesen
We Are The World was just everyone singing Andrew W.K.'s You Better Get Ready To Die.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
Anyway, here's where we start.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Alex has played a John Bowne report and decides he's going to opine on it a little bit.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
All right.
On screen is undoubtedly John Bowne's most important report he's ever done out of hundreds of critical reports.
The headline is Power Grid Kill Switch Discovered.
Now, I want to make that the central video at Bandai Video right at the top, and I want to add it under the live show feed today of the broadcast on the front page of InfoWars so everybody can find it and share it.
And I want to explain something and be 100% clear to everybody about this.
There is no doubt that the global fascist corporate crime syndicate has kill switches in all the phones, all the power plants, all of the air traffic control and in all the Pentagon hardware.
It's not the Russians.
It's not the Chinese.
It's on record.
It's been declassified for decades.
Snowden exposed it as well.
And now that very same group is telling you that power outages and hacker attacks are imminent and it's going to be the Russians.
And we've got to go to war with the Russians.
It's not the Russians imploding the border.
It's not the Russians devaluing the dollar.
It's not the Russians cutting off thousands of pipelines, including Keystone.
It is the global corporations waging war against every nation state on Earth.
dan friesen
So this is kind of a summation of what you'd, I guess you'd call the primary thesis of the episode.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
Like, in as much as there is content, this is kind of the content, and that is that, like, we found this kill switch.
Right.
He's always talked about, like, the internet kill switch, but now apparently the entire power matrix, the whole power network infrastructure, he's found these kill switch.
jordan holmes
So what he's saying is that...
The United States power grid was built in such a way as to be 100% shutoffable by one dude at any point in time.
dan friesen
I think that that's the premise, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
That would be a bad power grid.
I'm going to say that right now.
dan friesen
Let me reassure you, too, because you might be scared right now.
I watched that John Bound video.
jordan holmes
Yeah?
dan friesen
Does not prove this in any way.
jordan holmes
Ooh, that's good.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's good.
dan friesen
It's a little bit light in terms of evidence.
jordan holmes
Just like, you know, regular-wise, you don't want to have that kind of switch laying around.
What if he trips and, oh, boom, and then everybody has power?
You know?
dan friesen
It's terrible.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why you want there to be redundancies in, like, how you do something.
jordan holmes
They need to be two keys.
dan friesen
Right.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
Gotta.
Gotta.
dan friesen
But, yeah, so this is the title of that video that Bound made was Power Grid Kill Switches Found.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
And they did not find it.
But a little bit of clickbait, some might say.
Also, I love that Alex is doling out all this praise.
John Bound and Greg Reese are just constantly making the best video they've ever made.
jordan holmes
It's kind of crazy.
dan friesen
I don't know how they up their game every single video that they put out.
jordan holmes
They started out so low.
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
jordan holmes
They started out with the stairs so low.
dan friesen
But even so, even if that were the case.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Still impressive to just, like, to incrementally dedicate yourself to, like, I'll be 5% better this time.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
You know?
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
Anyway, Biden's got a bill that he passed.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
It has to do with these kill switches.
jordan holmes
Of course.
alex jones
And look at the globalists.
What is in the transportation bill that Biden signed into law?
A kill switch in all cars, by law, new cars by 2025, that surveils you and tracks you in real time.
It's in the freaking law they put kill switches in the new cars.
And by the way, cars going back 20 years ago already have them.
unidentified
What?
alex jones
They don't make a big deal about it, but major police departments have been let in on it.
And they've got helicopters.
That just send a frequency down and the car stops.
dan friesen
This isn't true.
Alex also has some things mixed up.
This isn't about a transportation bill.
It has to do with the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act from last December, what he's making stuff up about.
Sure.
The bill itself doesn't mandate that cars need to have kill switches put in them.
The language in the bill says that, quote, The precise definition of what this might entail is a bit vague, so Alex has decided to define this as a kill switch that the New World Order will use to take over your car, but that's not necessarily accurate, and it's just basically...
What he has decided to believe.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, right.
dan friesen
But larger picture, this bill wasn't saying that all new cars had to have this equipment.
It was saying that the Department of Transportation was required to draft regulations regarding this issue within three years, a deadline which many think will be extended, probably due to industry pushback.
The phrasing Alex is using is misleading, and he's talking about regulations that have yet to be written and may not be anytime soon.
Amazing.
Kind of just push that off to the side.
alex jones
Yeah.
dan friesen
That being said, almost any car that uses Wi-Fi or keyless entry or keyless ignition can be hacked.
That is just a reality of that kind of technology, and it doesn't necessarily constitute a kill switch.
If you're worried about this, one of the things you should do is not buy a Tesla, because in 2020, Consumer Watchdog named them the most vulnerable cars in terms of getting hacked.
jordan holmes
You know, I'm starting to think, and call me crazy.
I'm starting to think that that company is not worth several thousand dollars per share or whatever it is that it costs.
unidentified
I mean...
jordan holmes
It might be overvalued.
I might even say it might be overvalued.
dan friesen
But what do you think about tunnels?
unidentified
We gotta have them big, we gotta have them long, and we gotta have them never finished.
Right.
dan friesen
So Alex is taking kernels of real things and then just exaggerating and embellishing them in order to make them fit.
The narrative that he has going today, which is the theme of these kill switches and the globalists just being able to...
Turn off everything at the push of a button.
jordan holmes
You know, I almost think it might be a good idea to have kill switches in cars.
You know?
Like, for drunk driving, basically.
Why are we doing car chases?
Why are we letting people, you know?
I would rather a cop just turned the car off than chased it.
dan friesen
I think that that would be...
Prohibitably difficult.
unidentified
That's true.
dan friesen
To implement.
jordan holmes
Probably.
dan friesen
And also would probably lend itself to a lot of...
unidentified
Abuse?
dan friesen
Yeah.
unidentified
No.
dan friesen
I can see a number of ways it would.
I think that what you kind of come into with this would be some kind of driver assistance or something.
Right.
We're heading towards this world of driverless cars being available in some fashion.
Sure.
And some sort of an in-between...
Of course.
The cop has a ray gun that turns off your car.
jordan holmes
Now, again, supervillain style, I would like that ray gun.
dan friesen
Well, fine, just get like an EMP or something.
unidentified
I got it.
jordan holmes
Yeah, but it's got to be better than that.
dan friesen
It's got to be more targeted.
jordan holmes
It's got to be good.
It's got to be real good.
unidentified
All right, fine.
dan friesen
But look, there's other kill switches.
jordan holmes
Oh, yeah?
Kill switch engaged?
dan friesen
In the human body.
jordan holmes
Oh, shit.
alex jones
Everybody needs to get this straight.
We have a kill switch.
Remember the movie Dune?
It's an adaptation by...
jordan holmes
Never heard of it.
alex jones
...folks of that great book.
And remember, Baron Harkonnen has heart plugs in everybody, where if he doesn't like you or he wants to get off, he just pulls a heart plug out.
That's not in the book.
That's in the movie that Lynch put out.
And so America and all the world has heart plugs.
You just pull the heart plug, boop, and it opens up the aorta and all your blood spills out.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
That's what's going on here, ladies and gentlemen.
And that's what's so frustrating about this broadcast is 99% of what we are covering and what we are doing is on the damn record.
dan friesen
In Frank Herbert's Dune?
alex jones
No.
dan friesen
Oh, I'm sorry, the movie.
jordan holmes
It's David Lynch's movie, too.
It's not the new movie.
It's not the book.
It's specifically David Lynch.
dan friesen
I like that Alex tries to pretend he's not a dork, but at the same time, he knows differences between the book of Dune and the Lynch version.
unidentified
Yep.
alex jones
Oh, you bet.
dan friesen
He's in deep.
jordan holmes
I'm telling you, the Lynch version is one of the funniest movies, and also terrible, but also great.
I don't even know what to tell you.
It's fantastic.
dan friesen
I think I watched it when I was much younger, but I don't know if I absorbed much of it.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
My friends and I, we used to get together and get high and watch it once a month and make fun of it the entire time.
It's such a good, terrible, bad movie.
dan friesen
Maybe I have to check it out sometime.
Alex seems to think it's good.
In terms of illustrating the reality of what America's dealing with?
jordan holmes
To give you an idea of the heart plugs in Dune, it was like a little stopper.
It was like a bath drain.
And Baron Harkonnen just pulls it out, and the guy's like, and then he dies, and that's it.
dan friesen
I feel like that's been something that's been in a number of fiction works.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I'm familiar with the concept.
jordan holmes
There are easier ways to kill somebody.
dan friesen
Sure.
jordan holmes
But what are you going to do?
dan friesen
So, Alex gets off this topic and starts complaining, as he is known to do, particularly during these money bombs.
alex jones
Sure.
dan friesen
And he has some complaints about very relevant celebrities.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
And that's why their underlings are running around, who are only getting part of the story, from Shatner...
unidentified
What?
alex jones
...to AOC, to Beto, to Extinction Rebellion.
And they're saying that the cataclysm, the great disaster, is about to come, and there's going to be so much death.
Shatner's, you know, up there flying around with Jeff Bezos, and he gets back down from space, and he goes, I just saw it down there, and too bad they're all going to be dead, the coming cataclysm, but I guess what's needed, right?
The Earth, I mean, you know.
They're like, oh, sir, you need that.
Sir, please stop telling people that.
Whoa, that's death.
Here's everything William Shatner said to Jeff Bezos at returning from space.
dan friesen
So, Shatner didn't say that shit.
He said that space made him appreciate how sensitive and frail life on Earth is.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
And how delicate things are.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
Quote, we need to take care of the planet, but it's so fragile.
There's a little tiny blue skin that's like 50 miles wide, and we pollute it, and it's our means of living.
When Shatner was talking about death he was referring to the feeling of looking into the seemingly empty expanse of space compared to looking down at Earth.
Quote, Alex is just making up bullshit about this because Shatner's comments are super benign, but it seems like it's kind of close to climate advocacy, so Alex has to be mad at him.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right, of course.
dan friesen
He's a little baby.
jordan holmes
I mean, he can't even be like, is he mad at Carl Sagan's little pale blue dot speech?
Is that also how mad he is?
Probably.
It's a small planet.
What do you want from us?
The universe is big.
dan friesen
So Alex has some complaints.
I've already mentioned this.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
He has a lot of complaints.
jordan holmes
He's got issues.
dan friesen
One of those major issues is that the globalists are going to kill everybody.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But look.
jordan holmes
We already deserve that, so.
dan friesen
True.
But look.
Hey.
Globalists don't like you.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
They like Alex.
They think he's cool.
alex jones
That's where we are.
And I'm just sitting here trying to explain to everybody that works in the system.
You understand when they say 90% dead.
That they're only telling the 10%, oh, you're still going to be around, they're going to get rid of you too.
And a lot of people know this stuff, and they've decided to join with it, thinking it's going to protect them.
That is the dumbest thing you can do, even if you don't believe in God, and you don't believe in karma, you don't believe in what you show, you don't believe in that, which is totally real.
Anybody who's experienced life knows that.
They're going to kill you.
Do you think they're going to leave a bunch of traitors and scum and social climbers like you around when they finally drop the hammer?
jordan holmes
Of course not.
alex jones
They do not respect you.
And the top of this group is very well organized and serious.
Their minions are addled and senile and diseased and out of control.
But at the top, these are Luciferians.
These people are very pious, very focused.
unidentified
Wait, what?
alex jones
And they believe they're carrying this out.
It will be given godhood.
Once they cleanse the earth of humans, they'll be able to merge the machines.
unidentified
Cool.
alex jones
And the first people they're going to kill once this thing goes down is the minions that open the drawbridge because they don't want you around later.
They're going to scapegoat you with the survivors.
And I'll just tell you point blank.
I am highly respected by these groups because they know I understand their whole plan and they just disagree with me.
And I've been invited to join them.
Everything.
Many times.
Most famous people you can imagine.
You name the net.
Okay.
It's not name dropping here.
That's what's going on.
jordan holmes
Of course it's not.
alex jones
Snap my fingers still and quote, you know, get the private jet codes and know where the air base is and where the bunker's at and all that crap.
I have chosen to stay here on the surface with you.
Because God's watching and I'm not going to be part of this.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
That's something else.
jordan holmes
My imaginary enemy has nothing but the deepest respect for me.
alex jones
Right.
jordan holmes
And I'm not name-dropping when I call out my imaginary enemy for having so much respect for me.
dan friesen
He's literally not name-dropping because he didn't say any names.
jordan holmes
He didn't say any names.
dan friesen
No, because there aren't any.
alex jones
They're not even people.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
There's nothing there for him to claim that he is so respected by them.
dan friesen
You dumb fucks.
You don't understand.
The globalists love me.
I could be on their yachts and in the bunkers in a second, but because...
Because God demands I care about you so much to give me money.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
alex jones
Give me money!
jordan holmes
Absolutely!
I'm not going to be like one of those addled underlings to those pious Luciferians.
No!
I'm here fighting for you by complaining about Dune!
dan friesen
Yep.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
Making Dune metaphors.
Because I know that's what you relate to.
jordan holmes
That's what you wanted.
dan friesen
So that's one way Alex looks at it.
Although, even within a couple of minutes...
He's saying something that, like, I don't know, this doesn't jive with, like, Alex being really respected by the globalists.
alex jones
So every one of these Rothschilds and Rockefellers and Gateses and New World Order people pretending they're God on this power trip are going to be brought down to size.
You will be broken.
You will be destroyed.
unidentified
Okay.
alex jones
So you sit there and laugh at me under constant attack by the satanic system and all the lies and all the fraud.
That's a sign of I'm in the arena, thanks to the glory of God, the grace of God, as a failed vessel, still fulfilled with the Holy Spirit and re-energized millisecond to millisecond, carrying out my mission faithfully as best I can as a failed sinner, but still in the court of God, in the countenance of the angels.
And I can guarantee all of you that serve Satan, you will be destroyed.
You will be broken, and you will pay for what you've done.
So you laugh, and you giggle, and you snicker, and you think you're getting away with it.
You're not.
You're going to pay very, very soon.
We got a lot of big news today.
We're in the middle of this big 40-hour emergency fundraising transmission.
Infowarsstore.com.
I want to thank you all for your support.
jordan holmes
Wow.
dan friesen
Real bizarre.
jordan holmes
That's weird.
dan friesen
Yeah, so on the one hand, the globalists up top really, really respect Alex, but then at the same time, they're giggling and chortling at him.
jordan holmes
They're laughing at how stupid he is for, I guess, spurning their advances.
dan friesen
I guess that's the way you might look at it.
jordan holmes
I suppose.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's about as good as it gets.
dan friesen
I guess that is kind of the only way to make both of those congruent.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
They respect him because he understands their plans.
jordan holmes
But they laugh at him because he refuses to join them.
dan friesen
Because he insists on staying on the surface.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Like an idiot.
dan friesen
Right.
And doing incredibly meaningful 40-hour broadcasts.
jordan holmes
His work is unrivaled.
dan friesen
Unrivaled.
Rival.
jordan holmes
There are no rivals for what he does.
dan friesen
There are imaginary rivals in his head.
jordan holmes
There are zero rivals.
dan friesen
Yes.
So he goes to break, and he comes back.
And, like, this is inappropriate.
This is just, there's no way to excuse this.
alex jones
The decision has been made that you and your family are non-essential and are marked for death.
It's all been publicly announced by the most powerful organization in the world, the Bilderberg Group, through its spokesperson, Klaus Schwab, and the World Economic Forum.
jordan holmes
Wild.
alex jones
I can play you hours of them now, openly, taking the mask off because they can't hide who they are anymore because they've gone from beta to operational.
Alright, we have a lot of really big guests today.
dan friesen
This is so fucked up.
He doesn't mean any of that.
It's just something that feels good for him to come in from break to, like, get really extreme.
jordan holmes
It's real dramatic.
dan friesen
Really hype things up.
unidentified
Totally.
dan friesen
It's a throwaway sort of, yeah, dramatizing moment for him.
And what he's actually saying to the audience, if they believed it, they would, I don't know.
Take up arms?
jordan holmes
I mean, based on what he has said, if it has gone from beta to operational, then they are...
dan friesen
Your family is marked for death.
jordan holmes
Then you are already in a war.
You're already fighting.
There's no reason not to go murder people because they're already starting the war with you.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Or, like, you know, respond the other way.
Like, give in to despair and, you know...
jordan holmes
Yeah, just sit and wait for death, I guess, is what...
InfoWars is teaching you.
dan friesen
There's a lot of really negative possibilities.
jordan holmes
There's only negative possibilities from this.
dan friesen
Right, and to Alex it means nothing.
That is just boilerplate nonsense that he's just doing to amp things up because that's how it feels good for him.
jordan holmes
It's a newsman in a movie.
That's what a newsman in a movie would say.
dan friesen
I guess.
It's a bad movie.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's a bad movie.
dan friesen
Maybe Dune.
jordan holmes
Which one?
dan friesen
I don't know.
So, Alex went to the gas station on the way to the show, and he saw somebody buying cigarettes.
alex jones
A man was buying a pack of cigarettes, American Spirits, in front of me.
I was getting a breakfast taco.
And a coffee.
jordan holmes
Thanks for letting us know.
alex jones
And they were 11.49.
For regular cigarettes.
And the man complained, man, it just went up from nine bucks last week.
And the guy behind the counter goes, I know, and I'm told it's going up again next month.
When you see cigarettes go up, a couple dollars in a month, baby, you're going Zimbabwe.
unidentified
What?
dan friesen
I might have kept that in just for that.
unidentified
Is that a thing?
jordan holmes
Is that a sentence?
Is that a regular idiom that people use that I've never heard before?
dan friesen
Baby, you're going to Zimbabwe.
jordan holmes
I don't know what that means!
dan friesen
It means like hyperinflation.
jordan holmes
Sure, okay.
dan friesen
That's what he's signaling to, but just the way he expressed it is hilarious.
jordan holmes
You're going to Zimbabwe.
dan friesen
Not to.
You're going to Zimbabwe.
unidentified
You're going to Zimbabwe.
jordan holmes
Oh, you're going Zimbabwe.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
I thought it was you're going to Zimbabwe, and I was like, what's there?
No.
dan friesen
So yeah, that's just a fun turn of phrase.
Oh, man.
But here in this next clip, Alex gets into the news.
Not really.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I really don't want to miss the forest for the trees here.
Do you understand that the deep state corporations put kill switches in everything?
And now they admit it.
And then they say Russians are going to turn the power off when they're the ones that put the damn switches in.
This is not our government.
This is mad scientist control freaks that...
Couldn't help but do that because they want to control things.
And by the way, they want to depopulate UNI.
So is there a bigger issue?
Yeah, this stuff's crazy.
Yeah, it's scary.
Look at all the wild stuff the communists and the Nazis did.
I mean, that was crazy.
Crazy people do really crazy stuff.
Especially power-mad megalomaniacs that are jacked into an anti-human force.
So...
Let me just say this right here.
I'm very thankful to the listeners and I'm very thankful to the viewers.
I'm maxed out.
And our most important work is now happening right now.
dan friesen
So straight into just a sales pitch.
jordan holmes
Serious sales pitch.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, like, our last episode from the present day, there's so much fucking ads.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
And this is the same, but I kind of treat it a little bit more softly, because it is a telethon in theory.
jordan holmes
I mean, it's supposed to be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't think it's as tasteless for him to just constantly be doing ads, because it's an ad show, basically.
jordan holmes
You know, he came out and said...
Beforehand, so you know when you are listening to the show that you are going to hear a shit ton of ads.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Not like a regular show where he just does ads all the time.
dan friesen
But, I mean, I still think, like, it's an indictment of his show that there's not much else.
You know, there's not really much else of value, except for him rambling about nonsense and how you're all gonna die.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
You know, what have you.
Dune references, of course.
jordan holmes
Cigarettes are expensive these days.
dan friesen
That's true.
You're going Zimbabwe.
jordan holmes
Going Zimbabwe.
dan friesen
Baby!
jordan holmes
Baby, you're going Zimbabwe.
dan friesen
But yeah, I was listening to this and I was like, it's really telling that you don't have big guests.
This is your big telethon.
Why isn't Tucker there?
Why isn't Rogan on?
jordan holmes
Is Marjorie Taylor Greene in there?
dan friesen
She was just on the show recently.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
So she might have done something on Thursday.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
But yeah, these people who maybe could have actually pulled big numbers for him.
jordan holmes
They're not showing up.
dan friesen
Nowhere to be seen.
Instead, you got David Icke showing up and Mark Dice.
I mean, I guess Mark Dice does have a big Twitter following, but that's still not impressive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I kind of was overwhelmed by how underwhelming the whole thing was.
jordan holmes
I mean, if this is your Save Our Fucking Planet show...
Uh, you would hope that people would treat it as though it was a full-on save-your-planet kind of situation.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
Instead of people being like, eh, maybe we'll catch you at your next money bomb.
dan friesen
Right.
Like, imagine if, like, one of those, like, We Are The Worlds had, like, nobody who had a number one hit.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
It would be grim.
And I think this is grim, quite honestly.
jordan holmes
It's just the drummers from hair metal bands.
And you're like, that's not gonna do it, man.
dan friesen
Well, I mean...
Depending on what you define as hair matter.
Anyway, Alex, I think I actually kind of come close to agreeing with him about this next clip.
He's talking about how people misreported his offer to go to the FBI about the January 6th stuff.
I'm kind of close to agreeing with him until he says more and then I completely disagree with him.
alex jones
We cannot allow that light to be dimmed or extinguished.
And that's why they run these headlines everywhere.
They're getting more sophisticated with their attacks.
Alex Jones is going to the January 6th committee.
He's going to rat out everybody.
Totally made up.
Total BS.
The same article says Owen Schroyer stormed the Capitol.
That's to make it sound like that I'm doing that stuff.
They wanted to talk to me.
I said, yeah, drop your charges on Owen Schroyer.
Give me immunity.
If you want me to talk to me, I know you want to set me up in a perjury trap.
And then, of course, they're not going to give me immunity.
I'm not going to talk to them.
That's not Alex Jones reaches out when they're calling us for months.
But that's the deception, ladies and gentlemen.
I've told you on air they've called and I've said, yeah, I'll talk to you.
I'm going to ask you what you did on January 6th.
That's how that interview is going to go is me asking them.
unidentified
Yep.
alex jones
About Whitmer plot and the FBI and the thousand armed hostage rescue team paramilitary that were there.
I mean, that's all on record.
Yes.
It'll be unlike any FBI proffer you ever saw.
unidentified
Because I'm going to be asking some of the questions here.
Yes, it will.
alex jones
You got questions?
I got questions, too.
dan friesen
Yeah, I bet you do.
I do feel sad that the world was deprived of whatever that was going to be.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that would have been an unusual proffer.
dan friesen
The problem is, obviously, if you're the FBI, you're not going to play Alex's game with him.
And that means that, ultimately, we don't get to see Alex.
Impotently attempt to investigate the FBI.
jordan holmes
So good.
dan friesen
God, it would be awesome.
jordan holmes
The idea of him just being like, okay, here's what I'll do.
If I have somebody pickpocket their badge and then I get it, I am the FBI.
dan friesen
True.
jordan holmes
That's how it works.
dan friesen
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
jordan holmes
Especially if it's a badge.
dan friesen
You bet.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you just gotta hold it and then you get imbued with power.
dan friesen
It's all technicalities with these people.
jordan holmes
It is.
It's international contract law.
Yeah.
Interdimensional contract law.
dan friesen
So, I know that we've seen Alex do some sales type stuff.
Some interesting sales things.
Certainly the silver, the overpriced silver coins.
jordan holmes
That's fun.
dan friesen
That was a big one that failed recently.
Alex has a new...
jordan holmes
Oh, this is going to be bad.
dan friesen
Dicey, dicey kind of thing.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
alex jones
We got great products at M4Shore.com and they're discounted right now.
And then we've got little godsends like this.
And again, this is a hologram, original InfoWars art, with a little gold bar implanted in it.
jordan holmes
No.
alex jones
And it's historic, and it's limited edition, and when they're gone, they're gone.
jordan holmes
It's a tiny little gold bar.
alex jones
And it's got a premium on it to keep us on air.
You're buying a piece of art, a piece of culture, a piece of resistance.
It's a privilege, quite frankly.
dan friesen
It's a privilege to buy this.
jordan holmes
So they put a little piece of gold on a picture?
dan friesen
Uh-huh.
How much do you think it costs?
jordan holmes
Oh my god, I don't want to say $300, but I really feel like...
dan friesen
No, it's lower than that.
jordan holmes
Okay, $125.
dan friesen
Close!
$129.95.
jordan holmes
Damn!
dan friesen
Now, how much do you think the gold is worth?
jordan holmes
$15.
dan friesen
Seven.
unidentified
D!
alex jones
Wow!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's one-tenth of a gram of gold.
jordan holmes
Okay, so it's less expensive than the gold leaf people eat.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's probably in the neighborhood.
It's in the conversation.
So yeah, I think this is great.
jordan holmes
Gotcha.
dan friesen
I feel very sad for anybody who buys this.
jordan holmes
I feel very sad.
dan friesen
It's a collectible, though, and it's a battle.
jordan holmes
It's a piece of culture.
dan friesen
So Alex in this next clip discusses the amount of money that he needs coming in from...
jordan holmes
Ten trillion dollars.
dan friesen
Not quite, not quite.
alex jones
But when you go to the Honey Bomb website, which is...
SaveInfoWars.com.
You'll see that we've raised $500,000 in the last 24 hours.
But you have to understand, about half of that is product costs.
So we've raised a quarter million dollars.
That's great.
We reach our goal.
We'll reach the half million dollars to fight.
Four trials run by the Democrats, the same folks that destroyed Remington.
And to keep the crew hired, and just as a supplement to everything we're doing, we really need over $2 million.
To be able to fight all this and have enough to buy enough product so that you can buy product in the future.
When do farmers finally quit?
When daddy dies or gets run over by a tractor?
Or is it there's not enough money to buy the seeds for the next year?
And everybody's got a side job on the farm.
I got family that are farmers, where we come from, ranchers.
And everybody, you know, growing up, everybody had jobs in town.
And then you work till 10 o 'clock at night, especially in the summer and the spring in times.
And, you know.
Did calving and everything in the middle of the night and took care of the horses and everything else.
And you enjoyed it.
But my family couldn't make money by the Depression in farming and ranching, so they all went and got jobs but still kept the farm and the ranch.
And it's the same thing.
jordan holmes
Of course it is.
alex jones
I forgot what my analogy was that I was going to hit.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you did.
dan friesen
He's an expert of weaving bullshit metaphors and analogies, and so that was kind of a shocking moment for him to realize, like, I don't even know where I was going with this.
jordan holmes
I am lost.
dan friesen
He finds it eventually later, and that is basically the, like...
Farmers quit when they don't have money for seeds.
unidentified
Right.
dan friesen
And if I don't have money to get product, I can't do this anymore.
unidentified
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
That was the metaphor he was trying to make.
But he got lost talking about his own...
jordan holmes
Family.
dan friesen
Having side jobs.
jordan holmes
The Great Depression.
unidentified
Woo!
jordan holmes
What are you gonna do?
dan friesen
I don't know.
I don't think they had large-scale farms.
jordan holmes
Probably not.
dan friesen
That's probably a little different than somebody who's like...
Like a career farmer.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
But anyway, the issue here is that the goal of the money bomb was $1 million.
And there's a reason for that.
It's because that's what he got sanctioned to pay the expenses.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
So now when Alex says that he needs $2 million...
What he is saying to the audience is that the goal of this money bomb is to get you to pay the legal fees that I got sanctioned to pay, the $1 million in sanctions, and then I need you to give me $1 million to buy product that I will then resell back to you.
jordan holmes
Yes, correct.
dan friesen
This is an awesome scam he's running on these people.
jordan holmes
What I'm going to do...
I'm going to ask you to give me money so later I can sell you something.
dan friesen
And make money on that because it's overpriced as hell.
jordan holmes
Of course.
dan friesen
Like this stupid gold thing.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
Yeah, if you can't see through this, if you're giving your money to Alex specifically for the purpose of him buying stuff for you to buy, just buy the stuff!
dan friesen
That's one option.
jordan holmes
That's one option!
dan friesen
Yeah, it's...
I don't have any other way to put it than that's an amazing scam.
jordan holmes
I mean, that's a scam on scams.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's crazy.
dan friesen
I tip my metaphorical hat.
jordan holmes
I mean, sure, but you gotta.
If you do believe in karma, that scam is gonna come back on you real hard.
dan friesen
True, and Alex did say that he does earlier in this episode.
jordan holmes
It's a good thing I don't.
dan friesen
I just think it's so cynical.
That's what he's doing.
jordan holmes
Oh, it's dark.
It is darkly evil.
dan friesen
It's not the action of a person who believes in anything.
jordan holmes
No, no, no, no.
That is the action of a person who wants money.
dan friesen
Yeah.
But he also might be...
I don't know how to take this clip, honestly.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
It could be scary.
unidentified
Okay.
dan friesen
But it also might be a weird metaphor.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
I really, just as a man, want to keep fighting.
I believe our most important work is here.
And I feel that in the spirit.
And then I don't know why.
And I know why we're being tested like this.
It's because that's what happens.
But I could do so much more if we had the funds.
And I don't want to spend my whole time doing it.
But it's why we're doing this big money bomb and trying to get support.
Because I don't want to give up.
I don't want to roll over to these people.
These are nasty, horrible, evil people.
And I've never given up in my life.
I've never backed down.
And I've, you know...
I always found that place.
Where I black out.
And that's where victory's at.
jordan holmes
I'm sorry, what?
alex jones
And by blacking out, I mean totally turning over to the mission and not even thinking anymore.
Which means you're totally thinking.
You're in the zone.
And I can feel that in my life, I'm blacking out.
Like, I am getting so close to the zeitgeist now.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's a little worrying.
jordan holmes
I'm feeling like he's getting close to heart failure.
That's where I'm at.
dan friesen
I just...
I imagine, you know, I mean, it's a little bit trite at this point, but just imagine, like, Stelter rambling about how you gotta black out because that's when you understand all the news.
jordan holmes
Oh, man.
What you do, you go into a fugue state and you dissociate, and then you wake up later having done a large number of things that you don't have to take responsibility for and cannot explain.
dan friesen
Alec seems to be, like, talking about turning into a werewolf.
jordan holmes
Yes!
I think that's essentially that.
And that's my gig, buddy.
dan friesen
I think, yeah, it's also similar to demon possession.
unidentified
That'll happen.
dan friesen
But we know that he couldn't be possessed by a demon.
We know this.
Because he is married to God.
jordan holmes
Yeah, that's true.
dan friesen
Quite literally.
jordan holmes
Although, didn't God rule the protection?
alex jones
But God works through free will.
The only way we win is when you do what you know is right.
Because God doesn't rule slaves.
People follow God for free will.
We are to be married to the God, the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit.
We are married to Christ.
He is the groom.
We are the bride.
jordan holmes
Hot.
alex jones
He's the man.
This is a spiritual relationship that is beyond sexual in nature, but is described as sexual.
unidentified
Ooh.
jordan holmes
Okay.
dan friesen
I'm upset.
unidentified
Sure.
Uh-huh.
All right.
dan friesen
I mean, look, I don't understand this interpretation of the Christ is the bride.
jordan holmes
The bride of Christ thing, yeah.
dan friesen
I don't understand the interpretation of it being, like, partially sexual.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I think what happens is when you get a bunch of weird dudes, a lot of power in religion, all of a sudden weird shit starts happening and you're like, yeah, I guess I am Jesus Christ's bride.
And there you go.
dan friesen
It's very strange.
It's very strange.
But, you know, he's in this headspace where basically he's kind of done a bit of work in terms of, like, bringing up the kill switches.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
He's done a lot of ads, and now, you know, there's this period where maybe we get a little bit more spiritual.
We're talking about being married to God.
jordan holmes
Give the people what they want.
dan friesen
And then get into Satan.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
alex jones
Satan isn't going to give you free will.
Satan's not the...
Devil cheerleaders in a party.
That's just the bait.
Satan is about being a slave.
And the only time you get let out of your cage is when you go out and hurt other people.
jordan holmes
Okay.
alex jones
But you're still a slave.
So I ask everybody, are you really going to sign on to this?
We're going to do 15 minutes before Sean Stone joins us, and I'm going to hit all this news.
Let me tell you what we got here.
And this is not in the order of importance, because I can't even...
Collate all this anymore.
I try to make sense of it all.
It's just...
Saki says we're going to brainwash your five-year-olds.
Got that video about how to have their testicles cut off.
You just can't make that up.
CNN staffers in total and utter shock at failure of network.
I mean, what did you morons think?
Tucker Carlson celebrates the hilarious death of CNN.
dan friesen
All right, so two of those headlines were about CNN sailing.
jordan holmes
Yeah, seems like...
dan friesen
CNN Plus not doing well.
jordan holmes
It's nice for him to watch another media outlet fall.
dan friesen
It seems like a good distraction from his media empire falling.
jordan holmes
That is the thing.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's nice whenever a CNN loses, because you're like, ah, see, CNN loses as you've got a giant $10 million lawsuit hanging over your head, and CNN remains a multi-billion dollar national corporation.
dan friesen
Well, and CNN doesn't, like...
Come on their shows and have Brian Stelter be like, alright, we need to do a 40-hour marathon to make up the money we lost for CNN+.
unidentified
That would have been so funny if CNN+.
jordan holmes
What if we all missed something really special and CNN just had Brian Stelter doing InfoWars shit the whole time?
And we all lost.
We all missed it.
Nobody was watching.
dan friesen
No disrespect to the Stelt, but I don't think he has the chops.
jordan holmes
He doesn't.
dan friesen
No.
jordan holmes
He doesn't.
dan friesen
You gotta be able to really get amped up.
Got to be able to speak extemporaneously about nothing for a long time.
jordan holmes
A long time.
dan friesen
I'm not sure he could do it.
jordan holmes
Doubt it.
dan friesen
So anyway, you heard there that Sean Stone is coming on.
Son of Oliver Stone.
Weirdo.
jordan holmes
That's right.
That's right.
dan friesen
Guy who had a cameo in that bad movie we watched.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
Savages.
jordan holmes
Savages.
Oh, God, that movie sucked.
dan friesen
Directed by his dad.
jordan holmes
Yep.
dan friesen
So, yeah, he's coming on, and Alex has a little bit of a suspicion about some stories that have been happening.
jordan holmes
Uh-oh.
alex jones
Filmmaker, researcher, author, Shotsdown joins us coming up next segment to talk about all of these.
Food processing plants blowing up and burning down around the U.S. More blew up yesterday.
The big explosions in Russia, their top chemical plant, also their big military research facility, blew up.
I mean, there's a shadow war going on big time.
dan friesen
So there have been a lot of fires at food processing plants in the past months, but a lot of them haven't caused actual major damage to foods.
Like, maybe there's some buildings that have been damaged.
Right, right, right.
Some have not diminished the capability of the food processing.
jordan holmes
Sure.
dan friesen
Some have, but it's probably important to take a step back and look at the circumstances in these cases before doing what Alex is doing and jumping to the conclusion that there's a shadow war going on.
Some of these are clearly accidents, like a plane crashed into the Gem State processing plant in Idaho, which is almost certainly a freak accident, for example.
jordan holmes
That would be a difficult sell.
dan friesen
I think Alex making the argument that it wasn't is going to be tough for him, so he's not even going to try.
Other instances you find on lists of these processing plants, they seem like run-of-the-mill fires that happen sometimes.
These headlines do give the appearance that there are a lot of food processing plants that are catching fire, which leads conspiracy-minded people to assume they must be connected in the work of some nefarious plot.
jordan holmes
Right.
So we're all Steve Martin being like, they hate these canes!
They want to get rid of this food processing shit!
dan friesen
In reality, food processing plants catch fire somewhat regularly.
In February 2020, there was a fire at the Nebraska Center that was run by Post Holdings, which led to the deaths of thousands of chickens.
In March 2020, a Conagra plant in Illinois caught fire and was heavily damaged.
In June 2020, a Tyson plant near Nashville caught fire and resulted in two injuries.
In March 2021, the Pride of Iowa sandwich production plant caught fire.
In August 2019, a Tyson plant in Kansas had severe fire that left over 3,800 people out of work.
jordan holmes
Jesus!
dan friesen
This happens a lot.
It's pretty hard to definitively nail down exactly why this is the case, but it seems that one of the dangers of large-scale food production, the way we do it, is that there tend to be fires.
Looking over these stories, it seems like one concern is basically just equipment-based.
There are a ton of machines running in these plants, and if you don't catch a piece of faulty wiring, that could set off a fire fairly easily, and you mix that with a high- Right.
and you have a bit more of a risky situation than you would find in residential buildings.
Right.
Questions about regulations and following of regulations.
So this leads us to the story about the Russian chemical plant.
Alex brought up that there were these two fires.
One was at the Dmitrievsky Chemical Plant, and the other was at the Defense Institute, one of the buildings run by the Defense Institute.
unidentified
Gotcha.
dan friesen
So this is kind of a weird thing to make assumptions about, but also we should just say that chemical plants also catch on fire a bit.
There was a huge one in Rockton, Illinois last year, and a few months before that, there was a fairly big one in Missouri.
Sometimes this could be the result of regulations not being followed, but in other times, it's just bad luck.
In August 2020, there was a big fire at a chlorine plant in Louisiana that was traced back to a leak that was caused by Hurricane Laura.
This illustrates the important point as well, like how climate change...
Huh.
And also, you know, widespread fires are also something you might associate with climate change.
unidentified
Right.
jordan holmes
And like forests and not having them anymore.
dan friesen
So as it relates to the Russian chemical plant, that definitely could be a war thing.
jordan holmes
There's not even a shadow war going on.
There's like a regular war going on.
dan friesen
Right.
Russia's in a war with their neighboring countries.
It seems like that's a possibility.
Like it could be sabotage, but it also could be an accident.
Alex doesn't know, but he's decided that he does.
The same dynamic is true, but even more so as it relates to food plants.
There's no reason for Alex to assume that these fires are connected in any way, but one of his big narratives right now is that the globalists are trying to intend Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's so crazy.
dan friesen
Shadow war.
jordan holmes
How do we get away with this shit?
Capitalism is fucked.
Man, their plants are just burning down and they're like, well, we're not going to bother with any regulations.
dan friesen
But time out.
I mean, I think there are regulations.
jordan holmes
Oh, no, no, I know.
dan friesen
And also one of the things to keep in mind is that there are hundreds of thousands of food processing plants around the country.
So the idea that there were a couple of fires at a couple of them isn't necessarily like...
Oh my god, they're burning down everywhere.
jordan holmes
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Yeah, I understand that.
dan friesen
So, I don't know if it's, like, the biggest deal.
Some of the instances have, like, you know, he kills thousands of chickens.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fucked.
dan friesen
It's not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
It's fucked up, but maybe it's not the, like, scourge.
jordan holmes
Yeah!
I mean, yeah, I don't know the exact percentage of fires.
I mean, it can't be a profitable business if your plants are burning down all the time.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
It's not like it's a constant state of fire.
jordan holmes
Oh, goddammit!
We just had a fire last week.
Now we're back.
dan friesen
Rip it off the wall.
jordan holmes
Oh, jeez.
dan friesen
So, we got another news story here about aeroplanes.
alex jones
But we've got this article right here that's really informative.
It's on Infoworks.com.
For U.S. airlines to allow face mask violators to return to skies as mandates lift.
So they created a social credit score system as a beta test.
And if you didn't submit, they would put you on a ban.
But now they're saying, oh, now that the mask mandate is lifted, now you can come back.
That sounds like, oh, that's friendly.
No, that's the cult applying pressure.
And then removing pressure to only bring it back later.
They're training you to accept They amuse.
dan friesen
Not really.
But this story makes total sense.
Like, people who refused to follow the rules that were in place were denied access to a service, and now that the rule has been lifted, they're allowed to use the service again because there isn't a reason to deny them anymore.
Also, this isn't so cut and dry.
Like, for instance, Alaska Airlines have said that they're still keeping some people whose behavior was, quote, particularly egregious on a banned list.
The same is true of American Airlines, who said, quote, in cases where an incident may have started with face mask noncompliance and escalated...
to anything involving something more serious, certainly assault or an assault on one of our team members or customers, those passengers are going to remain on our permanent internal refuse list and will never be allowed to travel with us again.
The same is true of Delta, Southwest, and United Airlines.
They're taking things on a case-by-case basis, and if you were just denied service because you refused to wear a mask, you're welcome to return and try to behave now.
If you assaulted a flight attendant because you felt that masks were an affront to your liberty, you're still banned.
This is a non-story.
jordan holmes
Right, right, right.
dan friesen
But yeah, they're training you to submit.
jordan holmes
I mean, you know, it's a little bit like how Chicago wasn't mad at Steve Bartman anymore after 2016.
You know, like...
Whenever we won the World Series, we didn't give a shit about, you know, he's back.
He's back in the fold.
He's still a good Chicagoan now.
I mean, I assume he's moved far away from here.
dan friesen
I would if I were him.
I'd have a bad taste in my mouth for this city if I were him.
jordan holmes
Well, you know.
dan friesen
Yeah, it's very similar, though.
jordan holmes
Yes, it's very similar.
dan friesen
So we got another news story.
You ready?
jordan holmes
Yes.
alex jones
Let's talk about how we fight back.
Florida House voted 68-38 to strip Disney of privilege, tax, and self-governing status.
Woke conglomerate pays the price for publicly bashing Governor DeSantis, don't say gay bill, that didn't say don't say gay.
It said don't say pedophile.
Don't teach five-year-olds how to get blowjobs.
dan friesen
Alex has no idea what that bill does or doesn't say.
He's so at the whim of whatever far-right media has decided the talking points are that he has no idea what's real at this point.
As for the Disney situation, it's kind of funny to hear people like Alex and the Ray Wing celebrating this as a victory.
In reality, it could be a huge win for Disney, and it runs the risk of setting a really dangerous precedent for governors around the country.
As to why it's a win for Disney, this whole self-governing status thing doesn't mean that they have a literal magic kingdom.
And it also doesn't mean that they don't pay taxes because they pay a shitload of taxes.
jordan holmes
Yeah, of course.
dan friesen
It means that they have to handle their own civil infrastructure, like having their own self-funded fire department, sanitation, and roads.
As I understand it, this will now be the responsibility of neighboring counties, which will cost a huge amount of money.
Some estimates have put the burden that will be transferred to taxpayers in the billions of dollars.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
That was just because they had a self-governing area that they were allowed to have was all taken care of by Disney.
jordan holmes
Yeah, you know, it really does seem fucked up that a rich billionaire, or I don't know if he's a billionaire, but he's rich as fuck.
A governor can just be like, okay, I'm going to take these counties and impoverish them for the next 40 years.
And then not face any consequences for it, even electorally.
dan friesen
It's pretty bizarre, but I mean, it feels good.
Like, the presentation of it feels good to the base.
jordan holmes
Right, right, to whine and lash out like a fucking moron.
dan friesen
To wield state power when you pretend you don't like wielding state power.
So the move also has the potential to set this bad precedent where a governor is clearly taking actions to attempt to punish a company for saying, Yeah.
jordan holmes
Oh, I mean, positive.
It leads to great things, you know?
Like, if, say, Disney were to be like, I think free speech and civil rights are good, then you could destroy them, you know?
That's good.
dan friesen
All of this is kind of moot, though, because according to the bill of the past, they have a year to figure out how to dissolve the self-governing status, and honestly, I wouldn't be too surprised to see this never actually happen.
It kind of feels like a big publicity stunt that DeSantis is running to excite the bigot base in the right wing, but...
Something that he ultimately knows is against his interests to follow through on.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
I don't know.
It doesn't feel right.
jordan holmes
There's a year for...
I mean, it would probably take longer to decouple a fucking independent city-state.
dan friesen
It's a gigantic reorganization.
jordan holmes
Absolutely.
dan friesen
That would be required.
jordan holmes
That's absurd.
dan friesen
Yeah.
So we got Sean Stone.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
Coming in.
jordan holmes
Great.
dan friesen
I've heard Sean Stone on the show before.
jordan holmes
Yes.
dan friesen
He's someone who Alex has had on a bit.
I didn't realize he was this big of a shithead, though.
jordan holmes
Really?
Is he that much of a shithead?
unidentified
Yeah.
Wow.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a real, real interesting cat.
jordan holmes
Oh, boy.
dan friesen
He doesn't have a whole lot to say.
jordan holmes
That sounds right.
dan friesen
Outside of, you know, just sort of vague rambles about how everybody's evil.
unidentified
Sure.
dan friesen
But it turns out he has some concerns.
unidentified
Really?
dan friesen
Well, no, because one of them is Satan.
unidentified
Oh!
alex jones
How would you describe the current state of the world?
Thanks for joining us.
unidentified
Absolutely.
I would describe it as people waking up.
This process, this awakening process, it's an inevitability.
How can you have such an overtly lost so-called president of the United States and expect people to not get that there's something seriously wrong?
How can you push bills like they're doing in California where you can literally murder a child after it's born and call it abortion?
I mean, it's like, at some point, you have to realize that the dark side has progressively been pushing people in this direction to normalize what has always been Satanism.
dan friesen
Yeah, so this is a reminder that even if you are the child of a fairly famous film director, you can still believe dumb bullshit.
That flies around in right-wing media.
jordan holmes
Yeah, it's not hard, especially whenever you're probably isolated from regular people's concerns on account of being wealthy as shit because of your dad.
You didn't actually do anything to earn it, so you're entitled.
Yeah, I think it'd be pretty easy to believe right-wing bullshit.
dan friesen
It might be, especially also if you're a sovereign citizen.
jordan holmes
Oh, no.
unidentified
Will they rule what's right?
I don't know.
Because as we know, the bar system, the bar association as a system is a self-regulating system.
Ultimately, it's based on maritime law, maritime legal structures that essentially are not based on natural principles and natural rights, based really on the sovereignty of the individual.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's a sovereign citizen.
jordan holmes
Oh, so he's absolutely batshit.
dan friesen
Yeah, he's out there.
jordan holmes
He's nutso.
Maritime.
I just can't get enough of people screaming about maritime law.
dan friesen
Yep.
Pretty cool.
So, look, they talk a little bit about the Hellfire Club, right?
And it turns out that Sean Stone's got to admit that, you know what?
I went to Oxford, I hung out, and I went to the caves.
unidentified
Ooh!
dan friesen
So there's this, like, I've been there, I've partied.
jordan holmes
Totally, I've seen it.
dan friesen
And so Alex needs to, like, really make clear...
jordan holmes
It's evil.
dan friesen
He didn't do the weird stuff.
unidentified
Oh.
dan friesen
This is just bizarre.
alex jones
I know the inside baseball, not just from him and from others, but...
You know, I mean, Roger Stone and Richard Nixon were partying in the 70s.
I'll leave it at that.
So, yeah, not just Roger Stone and Trump, okay?
I mean, you know, there ain't no Russian spies going on here, but there's certainly some other things going on.
So you need to understand, that's the entry level to this, Sean.
So when you talk about this, you're talking from experience.
You never did anything illegal.
We've talked.
Me neither.
Nothing bad.
But we definitely skated on the edge.
Why do you think some people, they try to recruit others they don't?
unidentified
I mean, presumably it's as needed.
It could be a bloodline thing.
I would suggest that we're basically looking with very vast, you know, ancient structures, right?
We talk about masonry, and again, I don't believe all masons are evil.
You know, our founding fathers were masons.
Washington, you know, was a mason.
So I can't say that the masons are all evil.
I think that there are...
alex jones
There's a battle within that structure.
Sorry, that's where the real war is.
That's the real thing.
dan friesen
I guess, new wrinkle to Alex's whole story, where the real action is going on is a war within the Masons.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
So apparently that's what's going on.
jordan holmes
Okay.
All right.
So we can't just be like, Masons are bad.
dan friesen
Nope.
jordan holmes
Masons are one of the few truly nuanced groups that we can deal with, right?
Because there's a war going on inside the Masons.
dan friesen
Well, there's some Patriot Masons.
jordan holmes
Right, you got the Washington Masons.
dan friesen
And then you got the Deep Masons.
jordan holmes
You got the Deep State Masons.
dan friesen
Right.
This is a problem.
jordan holmes
It's always a problem.
dan friesen
Because they all wear the same silly outfit.
jordan holmes
You know, if there's any organization that some of his guests have been part of that he has railed about in the past, all of a sudden, whenever they're on...
Nuance has entered the picture.
dan friesen
Well, it's because he's making shit up.
That's what's going on.
So speaking of making shit up, Sean, not only sovereign citizen, not only right-wing media believer and fearer of Satan, also is clearly into QAnon.
unidentified
Oh, God.
I mean, again, I think that there are white hats that are operating.
I think that there are good things that are taking place behind the scenes.
But at the same time, it can't all be behind the scenes, right?
And that's why so much of this is put on display.
To really kind of, as Wano Savin and others have said, to find out where does the population stand, right?
I mean, not everybody went along with the VAX.
At least 30% said no.
Well, exactly.
alex jones
Again, it's all a test.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
dan friesen
So, yeah, we got a Wano Savin reference.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
dan friesen
That's not something we're used to on InfoWars.
jordan holmes
Nope.
dan friesen
That's a Project Camelot guy.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, in case people have not listened to some of those episodes, Wano Savin is a Q promoter guy who Carrie Cassidy believes is JFK Jr.
Mm-hmm.
She's not alone.
There's a number of folks in the Q world.
Yeah, he's a big influencer in Q stuff.
And if Sean Stone is dropping his name, that's a big sign.
jordan holmes
That tells you pretty much all you need to know.
alex jones
Yes.
jordan holmes
The only reason I would never want to know about that name if it weren't for this show.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Literally no other reason.
dan friesen
I don't think I would know about him if it wasn't for Carrie.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I think if you're referencing 107 and it's not, like, in a joking way...
jordan holmes
You're gone.
alex jones
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
You're in trouble.
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
So, the interview ends, and this is how Alex says goodbye to him.
And remember, this is a money bomb.
alex jones
Sean Stone, very impressive.
Hey, you were going to come to Austin a few months ago.
It didn't happen.
I'm going to be here in a few weeks.
I hear you're coming.
Please come to the studio.
Hope we get dinner.
Go out on the boat or something.
dan friesen
Sell your boat.
jordan holmes
Go out on the boat or something.
Go out on the boat or something.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
You know?
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Just because I need an extra million dollars from my supporters.
dan friesen
To pay my legal fees.
jordan holmes
Right.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
I'm going to keep that boat, though.
dan friesen
Well, of course.
jordan holmes
Good boat.
dan friesen
Why wouldn't you sell the boat?
jordan holmes
I mean, why would you ever not want to have a boat?
dan friesen
What is life worth without a boat?
jordan holmes
I mean, it's almost like...
How can you live without a boat?
dan friesen
Right.
And while we're at it, pretty much all of the luxuries.
I mean, it's really, why live if you don't have a million dollar studio, a mansion, a boat, maybe a couple boats, a nice car, a tank.
jordan holmes
That's just regular stuff.
That's middle class stuff, dude.
dan friesen
True.
unidentified
That is true.
jordan holmes
Everybody has their own boat.
We all go around, we're all like, oh, we gotta go to the marina tomorrow.
dan friesen
Yeah, that's fair.
jordan holmes
To join our boating club.
dan friesen
So, Sean Stone, he leaves.
And one of the things that I think is really funny is that before he leaves, this doesn't come up.
But as soon as he leaves, Alex is like, hey, look, I don't want to talk inside baseball, but the same people who tried to recruit me to the devil also tried to recruit Sean.
jordan holmes
Oh, God.
Of course.
dan friesen
Of course you don't bring that up when he's on.
jordan holmes
Yeah, absolutely.
dan friesen
That would get an uncomfortable conversation when Sean's like, what are you talking about?
unidentified
Yep.
dan friesen
But yeah, it's fun.
Once the person leaves, you're able to fully control the narrative.
jordan holmes
Oh, totally.
Yeah, yeah.
They're a hero that doesn't have to agree with all the lies I'm telling them.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex tries to reset a little bit, because, you know, we've had a guest, and now we've got to reset by rambling about how Alex can see the future.
unidentified
Oh!
alex jones
Once we discover who we really are...
We'll realize why the Satanists hate us so much or trying to hold us back.
We have been given the keys to destiny.
The keys to the universe and beyond.
And we will succeed.
I know that.
I know.
Because there's a time flow of all of our ancient people into the present and into the future.
And I can see the lines into the future.
unidentified
And I know that in the end, we win.
alex jones
But some of the paths are involved in great death and great bondage and millennia of slavery.
jordan holmes
Sure.
alex jones
But we can bypass that together.
We can do it.
The victory's already been given to us.
The question is, how painful is it going to be?
unidentified
Let me just get a bunch of this news.
alex jones
You know, Sean Stone's a really smart guy.
Can you imagine?
He's like in over 100 movies.
dan friesen
I do like the sort of overlap of the boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
jordan holmes
I was just thinking, I think we've danced to that song every time it's been played.
dan friesen
It's hard not to.
jordan holmes
I know.
dan friesen
But apparently, instead of dancing, Alex wants to talk about how he can see the lines that go back through history.
jordan holmes
He's the last airbender.
He's connected to every avatar for the past 10,000 years, going back to Juan.
dan friesen
07. I just think his track record would be better if there was even a kernel of this.
But yeah, he can see the future.
He blacks out a bit.
He can see the future.
He wants to be on a boat with Sean Stone.
jordan holmes
In order to win, I have to go into a fugue state.
I can see the future, and I've got to get to that boat.
dan friesen
And I need a million dollars now.
Right now.
unidentified
There are a lot of concerns for him going on.
dan friesen
So Alex has got a headline, a little bit more news.
This is dumb.
alex jones
Look at this article, Associated Press.
Scientists mystified, mystified, wary as Africa avoids COVID disaster and has 96% less deaths and illnesses.
Because it's the vaccine.
That grows the spike protein and then sheds it, and they know that.
And the Africans may be poor on average, but they sure as hell know when the UN trucks pull up with the vaccine, everybody gets sick and starts dying.
dan friesen
I don't know about that, but this headline Alex is reading is six months old, for what it's worth.
jordan holmes
Right on time.
dan friesen
The article isn't actually a story about complete befuddlement on the part of doctors and scientists.
If you read the whole thing, there's actually a number of different theories about why much of Africa appeared to be doing better with COVID, despite less access to vaccines.
Sure.
Interesting.
discussed in the article is that some early research was seeming to suggest that prior exposure to malaria may have a protective effect on people in terms of COVID.
Interesting.
unidentified
And that's one suggestion that people were thinking about.
dan friesen
Another point that's brought up in the article by Christian Happy, the director of the African Center of Excellence for Genomics of an Infectious Disease at Redeemer University in Nigeria, is that people in much of Africa have experience with outbreaks, and they don't take it as flippantly as we have in America.
Like, they've done this before.
Another very important aspect of this is that the health coverage is spotty in many of the countries in Africa, and that makes data a little more difficult to confidently report.
When this article was written, a certain set of facts were known, and it appeared that case numbers were dramatically lower.
But a couple weeks ago, a World Health Organization analysis was released and found that as much Holy shit.
Holy shit.
jordan holmes
Shit, yeah.
dan friesen
This analysis is still undergoing review, and it shouldn't be taken as a concrete number, but there are some indications that some of the early assumptions in terms of lesser transmission rate and such, they might not have been fully accurate.
jordan holmes
More reporting issues.
dan friesen
Yeah, we're going to learn more.
We'll see.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The point is that this aspect of public health is really complicated, far more so than Alex is capable of conveying.
The article he's reading the headline of is six months old, and it, too, is even more complicated than he's presenting.
jordan holmes
And it's out of date.
dan friesen
Yeah, this is just, like, useless analysis.
It's not even analysis.
It's just a guy making shit up about articles he hasn't read that are half a year old.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes
That's not good.
dan friesen
It's useless.
But...
It does lead into...
I'm going to describe this as deeply offensive.
jordan holmes
You know, if you have a nation that has very low COVID rates, you've gone Zimbabwe, baby.
Okay.
Well, sorry, I had to get there.
dan friesen
I understand.
I think it would be hard to resist.
This is deeply offensive on Alex's part.
And, man.
alex jones
They run when they see the UN vehicles.
And by the way, they love the white medicine man 50, 60, 70 years ago.
Those are real scientists, real doctors, helping them with malaria, helping them with diseases.
But suddenly the white medicine man, the Christian medicine man, they didn't bring life anymore.
They brought death starting in about the 70s.
So that's 40 years ago.
jordan holmes
Oh, just the 1970s?
alex jones
And so now the Africans run.
They run.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
alex jones
And it's not because they're even superstitious.
I mean, Africans, like any other group, but Africans love medicine men, love injections, love being given attention by the high priest in the white outfit.
jordan holmes
I just...
alex jones
Because they know when they get sick, they go to their medicine man and he gives them some herbs that make them better.
unidentified
Wow.
alex jones
But if the black medicine man was giving them something that made them sick, they would kill him.
That's what you do to a medicine man.
Oh, you gave me something and killed us?
You're dead.
dan friesen
What does he think?
jordan holmes
I don't...
He literally believes that Africa is like the savannah 10,000 years ago, right?
dan friesen
Yeah, it's like huts.
jordan holmes
Yeah, he believes everybody's walking around.
There's no modern civilization whatsoever.
None.
Yeah.
dan friesen
That's deeply offensive.
That's very clearly the mentality that he's approaching this with.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
The white medicine man.
I can't believe that.
You're talking about people in Africa going to see a medicine man and getting herbs.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
There's no doctors.
jordan holmes
There's no doctors in Africa.
They haven't reached it yet.
That's fucked in so many ways.
dan friesen
Yeah.
jordan holmes
That's bigoted on a level that I didn't even really think was possible.
dan friesen
It's remarkably offensive.
It's prejudiced, bigoted.
But it's also...
I think that this is too soft of a word, but it's also...
Painfully naive.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
You would not want to take information from somebody who presents things this way.
It just shows they don't know really anything.
jordan holmes
I mean, it is wild to me for him to be talking, I suppose, identically to Teddy Roosevelt immediately following murdering an elephant or whatever it is.
You know?
Like, that's a level of fucked upness that I just didn't think we would see anymore.
alex jones
Yeah!
jordan holmes
I really didn't.
dan friesen
Yeah, Alex is a throwback.
alex jones
Wow.
jordan holmes
Jesus Christ.
dan friesen
So, in this next clip, Alex makes clear and very explicit that this money bomb is to pay his legal fees.
unidentified
Yeah.
jordan holmes
Great.
alex jones
And there's nothing more frustrating to me than knowing we've got answers and knowing we've got ways to help our listeners that are so easy to do and to help us.
I'm going to be point blank with you.
We're doing this money bomb because I got three or four of these rigged trials coming up.
Doesn't matter if we're going to battle them all, appeal it, go on for years, whatever.
But we got to do it.
It's the fight.
It's ongoing.
dan friesen
He's not going to be able to appeal shit.
But this makes me so much more confident that that money bomb in 2015 was because Ted Anderson lost that case and owed a bunch of money and lost his gold sales license.
It just seems like there is a very clear Repetition of behavior, at least, in this, like, we're gonna do this big marathon sales thing because I have something that I'm on the hook for that I just want to make the audience pay for.
jordan holmes
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's going to an ATM that you have to dance in front of before it gives you hundreds.
dan friesen
Yeah, yeah.
Kind of sad.
alex jones
It's real sad.
dan friesen
So, also sad, Alex kind of, in this next clip, implies that his gold thing is maybe a little bit of a rip-off.
Yeah.
alex jones
I feel so good about this, because I'll be honest with you.
Hey, these are really hot, these little fractional gold pieces in art.
Everybody's buying them.
We're selling them lower than other folks do.
But still, there's a big markup.
We need the money to fund ourselves.
And I'm kind of like, well, it's a good thing, and it's a piece of art, but, you know, okay, I'll promote it as I need money, and it's a good thing, and people want to support us, they can.
That's great.
With this, I literally just feel 100% like this is you must do it.
And then we wouldn't have met the payroll the last two months without Tyler Bennett.
He came through.
You came through.
They've already saved you hundreds of millions of dollars.
It's been insane.
So for all of you out there that hear him on or hear us talk about it, who don't call.
They are so nice.
They're so professional.
They will cut right to the chase, and they will save you money, and this is real service without the games and out the lawyer BS.
So, jonestaxrelief.com.
Tyler, we're going to break in three minutes.
I'm ranting here, but I know you've been basically overwhelmed, but you've gotten back with everybody, so we waited a week before we had you back on thousands of calls a day.
It's beautiful what's happening because it's a win-win for everybody.
What are you going to talk about with us today?
unidentified
Well, it sure is, Alex.
And let me just say, I was about to say the same thing that you said.
Tax season is over, but the real work begins now.
And what does that mean?
It's audit season.
And that means the war is on.
The war against who?
The globalists in their collection agency, the IRS, because they want to get the most money as possible so they can fund things that they want.
dan friesen
Oh, boy.
So, yeah, the rest of the show is an infomercial with his tax guy.
jordan holmes
Jesus.
unidentified
Yep.
jordan holmes
Wow.
We've got a tax guy.
So we go from a sovereign citizen who believes that taxes shouldn't even exist.
dan friesen
Yeah, probably.
I think this guy might not think taxes should exist either.
jordan holmes
I was thinking about that.
I was like, well, sovereign citizens need a tax preparer, too.
They don't go to H&R Block and are like, hey, listen, maritime law says that I don't have to dig up any of my gold for the government.
dan friesen
They use people like Irwin Schiff who tell them that the 16th Amendment wasn't ratified, and so here's what you have to do.
You have to just flood people with paperwork.
They just do that kind of paperwork.
Superterrorism, as they say.
And look, this dude, I don't know.
I get bad vibes off him.
I think anybody who's someone who Alex is using as a tax expert...
jordan holmes
That's just insane.
dan friesen
The track record's not good.
jordan holmes
No.
dan friesen
In terms of people in the past.
And yeah, I mean, what do you expect?
jordan holmes
I mean, I'm surprised he's not a chiropractor giving tax advice.
dan friesen
You never know.
jordan holmes
That's fair.
dan friesen
He might have a side hustle.
Much like if you work on a farm.
jordan holmes
If you work on a farm, in order to afford the boat, you gotta have a job in town.
And that's why the Great Depression happened.
dan friesen
Definitely.
So, look, this whole thing is an exercise in rambling and sales, for the most part.
This whole episode, there's not a ton of meat on them bones.
A little bit of content.
unidentified
Yeah.
dan friesen
A little bit.
A couple things here and there.
jordan holmes
I mean, he denigrated an entire continent in such an insulting way.
dan friesen
That is true.
There was that.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I mean, if you do that, you've gone Zimbabwe, baby.
dan friesen
So, you're doing it too much now.
So, we have one last clip here, and I just want to say that this does not make me feel confident about signing up with Alex's Tax Guide.
alex jones
Here's what's so frustrating, folks.
It's all in the law.
It's so legal.
You can do it.
All you gotta do is call up, give them your details, and they are...
We have over 100 designs of t-shirts that just sit there in our warehouse.
dan friesen
Cut off by the break.
jordan holmes
Wait, what do I have to do?
I don't know the last steps, Dan!
dan friesen
Cut off by the break, but I think if Alex is talking to me about a shady tax guy, and he's like, it's so legal.
I'm like, I'm not doing it.
I'm walking away from that.
I think if someone says it's legal, I'm listening.
If someone says it's so legal...
I think it's illegal.
jordan holmes
I think there might be a law being broken.
You don't know how legal this is.
dan friesen
Right.
jordan holmes
That's how legal it is.
dan friesen
Yes.
jordan holmes
And by that, I mean it's really illegal.
dan friesen
That seems like a crime.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, you know, you think it's a crime.
dan friesen
I do.
jordan holmes
Yeah, well, it's not a crime until you're caught.
dan friesen
Whenever you have to, like, really emphasize that something's legal.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
I'm out.
This is so goddamn legal.
dan friesen
I gotta go.
jordan holmes
What we're about to do is the most legal thing you have ever done.
unidentified
No one has ever said that.
jordan holmes
Holy shit, guys.
Get in the car.
We're following the law.
dan friesen
Hey, hey.
Let's go to Taco Bell and get dinner.
It's so legal.
It's so legal.
jordan holmes
They cannot even stop you.
dan friesen
Yeah.
I think you only say that when something looks really illegal and you're trying to reassure people.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen
I think that's what's going on.
Anyway, this episode is not great.
It is what it is.
Alex needs money, and I think that that might be the prevailing theme for a while.
jordan holmes
Yeah.
dan friesen
I get the sense that he's...
jordan holmes
I think it'll be the prevailing theme for the rest of his life, even when the show is over.
dan friesen
Sure, and has been for a while.
But I think that there's something really interesting going on, and we're gonna have...
Some stuff playing out that I think will cause drastic amounts of chaos.
But somehow, this episode didn't really touch on that.
The money bomb aspect of it was really just, I need money.
And I think that part of that is because some of this stuff hasn't really come to the head yet.
Like this trusty letter.
It hasn't had its direct effect on the bankruptcy proceedings, and I think as that stuff starts to happen, I think we'll see hopefully some movement and Alex actually freak out.
jordan holmes
I mean, I would just like for a, I guess, team of, I don't know, different focused people, a ragtag band of heroes, to get together and kind of figure out What it is he's going to try and fuck up next.
And then cut it off before he can do it.
Let's say if I had known about the bankruptcy law thing, I would have gotten some people together and we would have rewritten the laws a couple weeks before he did it.
And that would have worked.
dan friesen
This seems like a legislative superpower you're hoping someone could have.
jordan holmes
If I've got my gun that stops cars and I've got my legislative superpowers...
dan friesen
Unstoppable.
Unstoppable.
Yeah, I mean, in a fantasy world, that would be nice.
Maybe give that power to Baron Harkonnen.
jordan holmes
He's got my heart plug.
dan friesen
Yeah, I think, you know, like Tom Petty said, waiting is the hardest part.
And I think we're waiting for a shoe to drop.
And it's just going to be sales.
So we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
But, man.
Mud.
Just walking through mud.
Anyway, we'll be back for another episode, but I don't think you deserve to die.
jordan holmes
Me neither.
dan friesen
And because of that, we have a website.
I don't know.
We have a website, though, Jordan.
jordan holmes
Yes, and like my family said in the Great Depression, it's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen
Right.
We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes
We are on Twitter.
It's at knowledge underscore fight.
Go to Ben Jordan.
dan friesen
We'll be back.
But until then, I'm Neo.
I'm Leo.
I'm DZX.
Clark, I'd like to wish you all a happy, dreamy, creamy summer.
steve quayle
And now here comes the sex robot.
alex jones
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
Thanks for holding.
unidentified
Hello, Alex.
jordan holmes
I'm a first-time caller.
unidentified
I'm a huge fan.
I love your work.
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