Today, Dan and Jordan ring in the new year with Alex Jones. In this installment, Alex strengthens the case that he fell for the Nigerian Prince email scam, a "constitutional lawyer" supports having a second pretend president, and an old friend makes a surprise appearance.
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| I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys. | ||
| Knowledge fight. | ||
| Dan and Jordan. | ||
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Knowledge fight. | |
| I need money. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Stop it. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| It's time to pray. | ||
| Andy in Kansas. | ||
| You're on the air. | ||
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I love you. | |
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fat. | ||
| I'm Dan. | ||
| I'm Jordan. | ||
| We're a couple dudes like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. | ||
| Oh, indeed we are, Dan. | ||
| Jordan. | ||
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Dan! | |
| Jordan. | ||
| Quick question for you. | ||
| What's up? | ||
| What's your bright spot today? | ||
| My bright spot today, Jordan, is that I completed my newest little nanoblock sculpture. | ||
| Oh yeah, you did! | ||
| I've been getting into these little mini Legos quite a bit. | ||
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Yes. | |
| And I got a new one. | ||
| I don't believe you can call them mini Legos. | ||
| That is a brand name, Dan. | ||
| These are nanoblocks! | ||
| I got one that is the Easter Island heads. | ||
| And it was a little bit easy, actually. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's pretty small, but great. | ||
| I have always had a... | ||
| An attraction. | ||
| I've been drawn to the Easter Island, the statues. | ||
| You really have? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We've talked about this at length. | ||
| Since childhood. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There's something about, I don't know, maybe it's because I grew up in Hawaii for a while, and there's something about the call of the island. | ||
| You like an island. | ||
| I do like an island. | ||
| You like a good island. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And I guess... | ||
| You know, just the idea of those gigantic heads. | ||
| If you're a kid, that's amazing. | ||
| It fills you with wonder. | ||
| Yeah, absolutely. | ||
| And so it's very nice to have this as a little decoration on the desk. | ||
| Yeah, it is always nice to see Easter Island because no matter... | ||
| I mean, even if you know what's going on and how it was done, as many archaeologists and scientists do, there's still a party that just looks at those and goes like, what the fuck were you guys thinking? | ||
| What was going on in... | ||
| Your brain's there! | ||
| It's still remarkable no matter what. | ||
| Yeah, amazing. | ||
| And to a child, it's just amazing. | ||
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Absolutely. | |
| So what about you, Jordan? | ||
| Dan, I'm afraid my bright spot is going to be back in FF7, but I just... | ||
| I just bred my 7,000th gold chocobo over the years. | ||
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Oh, that's impressive. | |
| In the 23 years that I've been playing this dumb game. | ||
| 7,000 chocobos. | ||
| So many gold chocobos. | ||
| But Dan, it's weird. | ||
| I have bred my fastest ever gold chocobo. | ||
| It is. | ||
| I've never seen a chocobo this fast. | ||
| Number 7,000 was the fastest. | ||
| Something along those lines. | ||
| But yeah, it's incredibly fast. | ||
| It's very exciting for me. | ||
| And that's basically the end of the game. | ||
| I rarely ever finally... | ||
| I finished the game. | ||
| It always ends once I've completed that. | ||
| Like, you have to go through all these different things, and it's just so fun. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| And it's a sense of achievement, and you develop a relationship. | ||
| I name them. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And it's fantastic. | ||
| This sounds exactly like the Chows in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, which I told you about when you told me you were back on your bullshit. | ||
| Oh, back on my bullshit, my friend. | ||
| Back on your Chocobo bullshit. | ||
| Back on my bullshit. | ||
| I can't wait to see how they handled Knights of the Round Summon materia in the new remake. | ||
| That'll be incredible. | ||
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Ooh. | |
| Ooh. | ||
| Well, I look forward to that on your behalf. | ||
| Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over. | ||
| We're going to be talking about December 31st, 2020. | ||
| I'm Dan, this is 2020. | ||
| Up to January 1st, 2021. | ||
| I'm Dan, this is now 2021. | ||
| Confusing. | ||
| We're going with the last day of last year and the first day of this year. | ||
| New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. | ||
| I gotcha. | ||
| Alex did do both of these shows. | ||
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Okay. | |
| And there's, you know... | ||
| Some stuff. | ||
| Okay, good for him. | ||
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I found myself, like, I had an interesting experience while I was listening to this. | ||
| It was one of those times that I'll listen to this show and I'll be like, alright, Alex. | ||
| As I'm listening to it, I'll find myself mystery science theater-ing it. | ||
| Kind of like, oh yeah, sure you did. | ||
| Sure you did. | ||
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Okay. | |
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| I bet. | ||
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I bet. | |
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| There's just a long stretches where I was like, okay, sure. | ||
| Jones, the hands of fate. | ||
| Just like nothing was going on for long stretches. | ||
| But there is some things that are important to discuss. | ||
| Are we going to get a visit from Torgo? | ||
| We may. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You really shoehorned that in. | ||
| I was trying real hard. | ||
| Hands have faded that horned it in. | ||
| Damn it. | ||
| Horns have faded it in? | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Before we get to today's episode, let's take a moment to say thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show. | ||
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| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| And Dan, I'm so glad you don't have to sell blood anymore. | ||
| You are now a technocrat. | ||
| I'm a policy wonk. | ||
| Crikey, mate. | ||
| That's fantastic. | ||
| Have yourself a brew. | ||
| How's your 401k doing, bro? | ||
| We gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, alright? | ||
| Let's just get down to business. | ||
| We ain't making that money off that heroin. | ||
| Why are you pimp so good? | ||
| My neck is freakishly large. | ||
| I declare Infowar on you. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| I got a correction. | ||
| I accidentally said, Brianna, it's Brenna. | ||
| Oh, damn it, Dan. | ||
| Sorry about that. | ||
| I throw in eyes all over the place. | ||
| Redo. | ||
| From the top! | ||
| Started from the beginning! | ||
| Hey, everybody! | ||
| Welcome back to Knowledge Fight. | ||
| And thank you so much, Dan. | ||
| I'm so glad you don't have to sell blood anymore. | ||
| I'm not, Dan. | ||
| I thought we were far more punk rock when you were selling blood. | ||
| We were so fucking cool. | ||
| I feel like we had more credibility. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Now that you're comfortable in your single bedroom as we record in your office. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I mean, I do feel spoiled. | ||
| I live a pampered existence now that I don't have to sell blood. | ||
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So opulent we live. | |
| Anyway, Jordan, today we got an episode. | ||
| I found this intro to today's episode, this beginning, this first clip, where Alex is just getting the gears going on New Year's Eve day. | ||
| I thought that this was really exciting. | ||
| I was wrong, but I got pretty excited by it. | ||
| Now, what is this? | ||
| Well, this really is the equivalent of an intruder cell. | ||
| He's talking about the vaccines for COVID-19, just to be clear. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| With an entire genome of multiple species, a chimera, a chimera clone of a human and a jellyfish. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| Coming in and assimilating your entire body. | ||
| The jellyfish is a hive organism, a colony organism. | ||
| Wait, all jellyfishes? | ||
| It's a colony organism of human genomes. | ||
| Or just this specific jellyfish? | ||
| Going in and taking over every cell that replicates in your body. | ||
| Only thing that will be the original you when it's done is the cells in your eyes and any eggs in a woman's ovaries. | ||
| All other cells are to be taken on. | ||
| They leave your eyes. | ||
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It's all happening in the year 2021. | |
| It didn't come from some distant galaxy. | ||
| It didn't come from some distant Star. | ||
| That came from a different dimension. | ||
| It didn't come from some faraway planetary system. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| It came from the mad scientists here on our planet. | ||
| But it is as alien as a Martian. | ||
| It's as alien as somebody from Pluto. | ||
| Why? | ||
| It's as alien as some single-cell organism in some planet orbiting Alpha Centauri's or Betelgeuse. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Are we doing that? | ||
| Are we really doing that? | ||
| Music's back. | ||
| Cell intruder, mRNA. | ||
| Human cell. | ||
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Uh-huh. | |
| Object. | ||
| mRNA. | ||
| Take over. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Assimilation completed. | ||
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Okay. | |
| It's pronounced Beetlejuice. | ||
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Yeah, it is. | |
| Was there a five-second cut? | ||
| Because I heard a difference in the sound. | ||
| I think there might have been a cut where he went, Fuck! | ||
| No, I don't think so. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| It would be tough to tell, even if you watch the video. | ||
| Because, you know, there's overlay of video. | ||
| I got really excited there because I was like, oh my god, Alex is doing a goddamn sci-fi speech over dramatic music. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| I thought for sure it was like, oh, I'm gonna try. | ||
| I'm gonna end this year. | ||
| I've been terrible this whole year, but I'm gonna go out on top. | ||
| Might as well. | ||
| I am gonna have ambition. | ||
| I'm gonna show you guys what I can do. | ||
| And I went and I found the video and I was like, no, this is just a meme. | ||
| Someone in the engineering room or the producer is just playing a meme that has audio. | ||
| It's from the movie The Thing. | ||
| And someone has just replaced, just written mRNA over the computer analysis scene. | ||
| Brilliant. | ||
| These people are geniuses. | ||
| I was a little disappointed, but I still thought it... | ||
| It was a little different. | ||
| I wish the right didn't own creativity. | ||
| You know? | ||
| They're just so goddamn creative. | ||
| It's dumb. | ||
| And I'm sure it was Count Dankula or whoever the fuck Alex is making his hot memes these days. | ||
| But like... | ||
| When I was listening to it, what I got away from it, or what I took from it as an audio thing, was so much more disappointing when I realized it was just a meme that had accidental audio in it. | ||
| I thought he was trying. | ||
| Yeah, I really thought so, too. | ||
| I thought it was a good choice of music to play behind that little creepy speech. | ||
| Beetle Guise! | ||
| The Thing is one of the top ten horror movies of all time, I would say, Beetle Guise. | ||
| Better be Goose. | ||
| Man, he had to have realized instantly. | ||
| Otherwise, there wouldn't have been such a long pause, right? | ||
| He realized instantly that is not how you say it. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| And then he was trying to find a way. | ||
| I think he just ran out of gas. | ||
| That could be. | ||
| That could be. | ||
| So apparently, top story, people are dying from the coronavirus vaccine. | ||
| The COVID-19 vaccine. | ||
| What? | ||
| No. | ||
| They always say the devil is in the old details. | ||
| Oh, more deaths, by the way. | ||
| Deaths in Spain, deaths in Israel, deaths in Switzerland, deaths, deaths, deaths from the new mRNA genetic takeover systems. | ||
| Beetle guise. | ||
| Folks are taking it, and they're dead in a couple hours. | ||
| So, I'm not sure about the supposed death that he's talking about in Spain, but there is an article on his website, at least, that tells you what he's talking about, about the Israel and Switzerland deaths. | ||
| The Switzerland death doesn't appear to be related to the vaccine. | ||
| And in the case of the person in Israel, it was a 75-year-old man who had cancer and a history of heart attacks. | ||
| Doctors believe that though he died shortly after receiving the vaccine, the heart attack that killed him was unrelated to vaccination. | ||
| I'm certain that that... | ||
| Assumption that the doctors have is something that's going to be examined. | ||
| And I'll go ahead and listen to doctors about issues like this, not weirdos who ramble over 80s sci-fi movies to sell dumb pills. | ||
| Yeah, that one's a real... | ||
| That requires a bit more of a titanic intellect to get to the bottom of that. | ||
| Or if you're going to be like, death's everywhere. | ||
| You kind of have a responsibility of proof. | ||
| You need a little bit more than a couple of stray cases of people who... | ||
| Have conditions that could have not been related to the vaccine? | ||
| I have a question for you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How many doses of the vaccine worldwide have we got out so far? | ||
| Well, there was three. | ||
| There was just that one in Spain, that one in Israel, and that one in Switzerland. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Well, then two for three is trouble. | ||
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Oh, no. | |
| The vaccine rollout is not going well. | ||
| I'm going to need Alex to do a little better, and he does not. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So, as you may recall, a little while back, someone got canned over at Infowars. | ||
| I believe a lot of people got canned. | ||
| Oh, man, David Knight. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Is he back? | ||
| No. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| David Knight is still on The Lamb, doing his show on Periscope. | ||
| Which I can't imagine ever watching. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| That's where we... | ||
| After Alex... | ||
| I've been so close. | ||
| After InfoWars goes down, we're going right to David Knight's Periscope. | ||
| I've been so close a couple of times to tuning in to see if he's talking shit, and then I just can't do it. | ||
| Just to see if he's talking shit. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Can't pull the trigger. | ||
| You want to see him talk good shit, though. | ||
| Yeah, I do. | ||
| When he was fired, I made a pronouncement, and that was, who the fuck else do you have there? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Harrison Smith? | ||
| What are you going to do? | ||
| Have Harrison Smith host the hours that David Knight was on? | ||
| So he's going to have Harrison Smith host the hours that David Knight was on. | ||
| And we have the new American Journal, hosted by Harrison Smith, doing a splendid job. | ||
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There we go. | |
| That is a total call-in show. | ||
| But the final transmission of the Alex Jones Show of the year 2020. | ||
| What a year. | ||
| I'd like to get your take on What you think is coming in the new year and what your resolutions are in the new year and what you think our focus should be in the new year. | ||
| Great question. | ||
| Reading. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That would be a good focus for you, Alex. | ||
| Read the articles you cover. | ||
| That would be a good start. | ||
| Get an hour away from your recording studio at all times. | ||
| That would be my suggestion. | ||
| Get an hour away from everywhere. | ||
| Get Harrison an hour away, too. | ||
| Although, I mean, I've talked a lot of shit about Harrison Smith being an uninteresting bump on a log. | ||
| Basically the equivalent of a cardboard cutout of a host. | ||
| But, again, what American Journal is trying to be is like a call-in show with a completely neutral host. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's probably the only person who you might be able to, like, he's so boring, he fits that role. | ||
| Yeah, I'd say he's their best shot. | ||
| He is an upgrade in terms of a boring-o-meter. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| From David Knight. | ||
| Going to the applause-o-meter, we're still at zero, but it's 0.2. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Instead of 0.0. | ||
| Also, I went to the American Journal page on band.video. | ||
| Because I was thinking about seeing if Alex had been hosting it and I saw that it was Harrison Smith. | ||
| I'm like, I'm not even going to fish in this well. | ||
| But I did notice it's a little bit... | ||
| In your face that American Journal's initials are the same as Alex Jones. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Just as a big AJ. | ||
| The AJ show. | ||
| Not the Alex Jones show. | ||
| The American Journal show. | ||
| Completely different! | ||
| I didn't realize it until I went to the website and I saw those graphics. | ||
| I was like, this is a little bit much. | ||
| Put your name on the building. | ||
| So we got some people dying of COVID in the last week. | ||
| Some celebrities and some high-profile people. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And these are people that Alex needs to push back on. | ||
| Yeah, they're globalists or whatever. | ||
| Well, Luke Letlow just got elected to Congress. | ||
| And then what happened? | ||
| And then they said he died of COVID. | ||
| But what happened is he went in, he tested positive for COVID. | ||
| They did a, quote, surgery on him. | ||
| He had a heart attack and died. | ||
| You've got to read the fine print, but they say he died of a heart attack. | ||
| Well, 80-something-year-old Don Wells of Marianne fame of Gilligan's Island, one of my favorite silly shows. | ||
| Some earliest memories are watching Gilligan's Island. | ||
| Dies of COVID-19 in 82. Complications. | ||
| Dumbass Alex Jones probably thought that was a documentary. | ||
| These people have been on that island for a long time. | ||
| Too bad they can't get off. | ||
| Those rich people seem nice. | ||
| I'd like to hang out with them. | ||
| And my favorite thing about these people on the island is they're all white. | ||
| They're all ungrateful. | ||
| They wouldn't have been there if they weren't for that boat in the first place. | ||
| So, Alex is really playing fast and loose with the details of these situations, particularly with that of Luke Letlow, because he knows it's really bad. | ||
| And stories like this are really hard for him to spin, and so when that happens, he basically just denies reality as a primary strategy. | ||
| Letlow had been elected to Congress to represent the 5th District in Louisiana, but before he could be sworn in, he died at the age of 41 from COVID-19. | ||
| The way Alex is presenting the story, it sounds like he just happened to have COVID and he went to get a completely unrelated, quote, surgery, and then died of a heart attack in that surgery, but that is not what happened. | ||
| He entered Monroe Hospital on December 19th because of COVID symptoms, and his condition deteriorated quickly, leading to him entering the ICU on December 23rd. | ||
| There, he suffered a heart attack that, quote, was refractory to all resuscitation efforts, according to Dr. G.E. Galley. | ||
| The New Orleans Time Picayune reported, quote, asked if Letlow had any underlying conditions that would have made his death more likely. | ||
| Galley said in a text message, quote, none, all COVID-related. | ||
| Alex is lying to his audience about this case to make them less likely to take COVID-19 seriously. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Now, as for Don Wells, he better keep her name out of his mouth. | ||
| She was a great woman, which I'm basically saying mostly because she was an alum of Stevens College, which is in my hometown of Columbia, Missouri. | ||
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Of course. | |
| She would come to town regularly and speak with theater students there, and everyone I knew who'd met her and spent time with her really gave me the impression that she cared a lot about being able to give whatever she could to these students, which I always found really admirable. | ||
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Always. | |
| I've grown up with a deep appreciation for Don Wells, both as someone who... | ||
| Sure, she was 82 years old, but from all accounts, including a video she posted around Christmas, she was in really good health until she got COVID-19, at which point things went downhill fast. | ||
| From the details that are available, it does not seem outlandish to ascribe her death to COVID. | ||
| These are two recent deaths that are high profile and very emotionally resonant, so it's critical and important for Alex to attempt to deny the reality of these deaths to his audience. | ||
| Luke Letlow was only 41 years old, and he'd just been elected to a seat in Congress. | ||
| He had his life ahead of him, and he was snatched away by COVID. | ||
| On the other side, Don Wells was a sweetheart for most of the audience, for their youths, the person that they had a crush on when they were children. | ||
| Sure, her passing has the possibility of being emotionally affecting to them in a way that could be unpredictable. | ||
| So Alex has got to pretend that all this is bullshit. | ||
| And I just hate it. | ||
| I hate it. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| I mean, it's... | ||
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How do humans act this despicably? | |
| You ever wonder? | ||
| You know, when he says you can look into the abyss, that old Nietzsche character. | ||
| When you can look into the abyss, you know, the Nietzsche. | ||
| Yeah, that character. | ||
| And then the abyss looks back. | ||
| But you don't deny a pandemic. | ||
| Isn't that different? | ||
| Isn't that different? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Isn't that just too wrong? | ||
| There's a small part of me that I suspect that Alex realizes, like, I can't go back. | ||
| I've already gone too far down this road. | ||
| No matter what, I have to commit to this, because going back looks so dumb. | ||
| What happens if I say, whoops, I've got years. | ||
| What if in 2006 he'd been like, you know what? | ||
| I was wrong about 9-11. | ||
| What kind of a career could he possibly have? | ||
| He'd spent so much time insisting 9-11 was an inside job and all this. | ||
| If he did that now or at any point, he's like, oh, you know what? | ||
| We've got to take COVID real seriously, guys. | ||
| Masks are not a sign of slavery. | ||
| You should get the vaccine. | ||
| You can't do it. | ||
| You can't double back. | ||
| It's just so weird, you know, because when you look at the history of capitalism and you see how many times people have had the choice between continuing to make money or doing the responsible thing and saving lives, it's always been saving lives with capitalism. | ||
| That's what I've always thought of. | ||
| I wonder, I mean, like, you know, you're putting it in terms of, like... | ||
| Making money, and I do think that that's a piece of it, but it's also like his whole career is torpedo. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| He's already on the way to that happening slowly by a thousand cuts that mostly are in the shape of a cube. | ||
| It would be a disaster for him, and it would invalidate a lot of what he probably would like to be his legacy. | ||
| Yeah, I just don't know how you could be in his situation and not See the writing on the wall and seek to control how you go out. | ||
| You know? | ||
| Narcissism, my man. | ||
| Yeah, that's so right. | ||
| I wish I could argue with that, but that's 100% correct. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| It's just feelings of like... | ||
| I retract all my statements and confirm my ennui. | ||
| And think about how many times he's been back against the wall and been able to wiggle out of things. | ||
| But you can't... | ||
| Something this big, you can't really do that. | ||
| It does... | ||
| When you're... | ||
| Actively calling for the overthrowing of an election and denying a large-scale pandemic that's killing thousands of people a day. | ||
| You can't just be like, whoops, I whiffed on that one. | ||
| It doesn't work. | ||
| At this point, you have to reframe it in an almost borderline sense of this is the ultimate expression of class warfare. | ||
| Poor people are dying at rates infinitely higher. | ||
| That's what this is. | ||
| Like, I'm amazed that we can't even talk about it in those terms. | ||
| That would be an interesting way for Alex to try and approach it. | ||
| I mean, it would have the air of populism, certainly. | ||
| Oh, well. | ||
| But they do want the poor to die, so it kind of, ugh, up and down. | ||
| So you're saying, like, denying the pandemic is really monstrous, and how do people do that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I agree with you, but I think you're selling Alex short. | ||
| He can be worse. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And they're even arresting people now. | ||
| That go into the empty hospital. | ||
| So I want to be very, very clear. | ||
| You need to go show the parking lot empty. | ||
| You need to show the receiving area empty. | ||
| You can shoot a time lapse. | ||
| If they tell you to leave, leave. | ||
| But we've got multiple videos of people being arrested in the U.S. and the U.K. when they go into the hospitals. | ||
| I don't think it violates TIP. | ||
| I don't think it violates privacy. | ||
| I don't think that. | ||
| The public has a right to know. | ||
| It does. | ||
| It's covered by whistleblowing. | ||
| It's covered by investigative journalism. | ||
| It is not. | ||
| No, it is certainly not. | ||
| The arrest that Alex is referring to, I don't know what United States person he's talking about, but there's definitely a person in the UK named Debbie Hicks, who is an anti-lockdown protester who showed up at a hospital and recorded people to try and argue that there aren't any COVID-19 patients being treated at Forgive Me in Advance. | ||
| Gloucestershire Royal Hospital. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| She got arrested for that video. | ||
| Isn't that Gloucestershire? | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| All right. | ||
| From now on, I'm just mispronouncing places harder. | ||
| Who cares? | ||
| 2021 is the year of me leaning into mispronouncing place names. | ||
| Hey, come on. | ||
| The UK won't even be the UK. | ||
| You won't even need to remember how to pronounce United Kingdom. | ||
| It's going to be over soon. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| So yeah, she was videotaping patients who were waiting to see doctors, which is a serious breach of confidentiality and privacy. | ||
| This is the case that Alex is referring to. | ||
| If he says that he doesn't think that doing what that person is doing is a violation of HIPAA, he is absolutely wrong. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He's directly telling his audience to behave in ways that would violate the rights of privacy of persons seeking medical care. | ||
| He better, like, seriously hope people don't follow through with that and yell Infowars.com in the video because if they do, he might be in trouble. | ||
| I would like... | ||
| More people to attribute their crimes to Infowars.com. | ||
| See, that could be the double-edged sword of him offering money for people who yell stuff at rallies and yell Infowars.com. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| If they start doing things that he doesn't think are illegal, but probably are. | ||
| If the RV bomber screamed out, Bill Clinton was a rapist before the RV exploded, I think we'd have a little bit more of a clean cut idea. | ||
| If that was on the tape. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So, Alex gets back to talking about demons. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| He can see them. | ||
| Newsome with that big jack-o'-lantern demon face. | ||
| I'd run from that guy if I saw him in an alley. | ||
| He scares me. | ||
| People don't have the sight, though. | ||
| What's Newsome doing in that alley? | ||
| I would run, too. | ||
| Killer-level demon. | ||
| That's about as bad as they are. | ||
| That's Satan's helper right there. | ||
| I mean, Cuomo, open demon. | ||
| Look at him. | ||
| Open demon. | ||
| Brian Stelter, open demon. | ||
| Open demon. | ||
| They've got the look. | ||
| They've got the look. | ||
| Is that... | ||
| Is that a term that I don't know? | ||
| Open demon? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| Is that a categorization of demon? | ||
| I mean, you know, it's hard. | ||
| At around, you know, anywhere from like 10 to 15, you're going to have to come out as a demon to your parents and it's going to be brutal. | ||
| Go to demon... | ||
| I got nothing. | ||
| I mean, I kind of enjoy Alex's continuing insistence that he can see demons in people. | ||
| Although I think if taken not as a joke, it's really scary. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It implies something deeply disturbed. | ||
| What's the look? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Whatever Alex doesn't like. | ||
| Oh, the look, actually, it seems to have to do something to do with political beliefs. | ||
| Turns out political beliefs can change the way you look to Alex. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Oh, weird how it's all super subjective, too. | ||
| It's a lot clearer to me now. | ||
| But it's good that you were talking over that, because he does say that people without discernment can't... | ||
| I hate discernment! | ||
| Yeah, apparently you need discernment. | ||
| I hate that word. | ||
| So speaking of discernment, Alex has it in bucket loads. | ||
| Sure, he does. | ||
| So I'm going to go back to Robert here and the rest of your calls, but the big news coming up next hour. | ||
| Lin Wood files an emergency petition to the U.S. Supreme Court to stop January 5th runoff races in the U.S. Senate in Georgia, which Trump should have done. | ||
| Those are sitting in the same fake ballots. | ||
| They're engaged in the same fraud again, and if we let them do it, they'll do it again. | ||
| So Alex hasn't gotten the memo to ixnay on the Lin Wood. | ||
| Don't vote. | ||
| Don't vote! | ||
| Don't vote! | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| Even beyond that, don't bring up Lin Wood by name. | ||
| I think it's a bad idea. | ||
| I think it's a bad idea. | ||
| This isn't going to be good for anybody. | ||
| It's not smart. | ||
| No. | ||
| I would say no. | ||
| Everyone stopped mentioning Sidney Powell. | ||
| We've stopped a lot of this. | ||
| We don't want to talk about Krakens anymore. | ||
| I don't like how it seems like everybody can get away with just kind of like letting the detritus fall off the back of the ship. | ||
| You know, like Sidney Powell can just be drowned as the boat leaves and Trump and everybody on the boat are fine. | ||
| No, she should take the boat down with her! | ||
| It seems like cause and effect would lead to that. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. | ||
| I'm constantly surprised. | ||
| We just watched them, like, throw Sidney Powell off the boat, and we're like, well, the boat's fine, at least. | ||
| Well, I mean, like, she shouldn't have been on that boat. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, she was invited on the boat! | ||
| I know, but we... | ||
| Sick the boat! | ||
| Sick the whole boat! | ||
| The whole thing! | ||
| We just look at her like, gosh, she shouldn't have been on the boat. | ||
| We're glad she's gone on the boat. | ||
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We're glad she... | |
| No! | ||
| No, the whole boat should be gone! | ||
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Well... | |
| Maybe that makes more sense. | ||
| God damn it! | ||
| Speaking of boats... | ||
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What? | |
| You know who had a lot of boats? | ||
| Alex? | ||
| No. | ||
| Well, yes, but more. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| Actually, guess. | ||
| Guess how many boats or who it is? | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| A group that would have a lot of boats. | ||
| A group that would have a lot of boats. | ||
| So many boats. | ||
| North Korea. | ||
| No. | ||
| They may not have existed. | ||
| A group that may not have existed. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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Had they existed, would indeed surely have had a lot of votes. | |
| But I think Alex thinks they definitely existed. | ||
| Okay, alright. | ||
| I got nothing then. | ||
| The Atlanteans. | ||
| And so it's a private corporate world government whose endgame is depopulation of the planet. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And the establishment will then merge with machines and become this new evolved creature. | ||
| Now whether they're going to get away with that or whether that's going to work, I don't know. | ||
| The Bible says they're going to try to do it and it's going to fail. | ||
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Does the Bible say that? | |
| They destroy most of the Earth, which they say happened with Atlantis before. | ||
| So things, I guess, repeat themselves. | ||
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Who's they? | |
| Who says that's what happened with Atlantis? | ||
| I believe the Disney movie Atlantis. | ||
| Did even the Disney movie say that the elites were trying to become robot immortals or whatever? | ||
| No, they were already robot immortals in the Disney movie. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Maybe, I mean, there's some Assassin's Creed in here, I think. | ||
| I think the narrative would be improved with Michael J. Fox. | ||
| I just think that's just true. | ||
| Look, Alex is broke or in prison one day. | ||
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Sure. | |
| I finally get to sit, I pick up the phone across from the plexiglass. | ||
| You've got your little prison-approved crayon in your other hand. | ||
| The only thing I want to know, do you think Atlantis is real? | ||
| Wait, I thought you were gonna... | ||
| I thought we had a lot to talk about. | ||
| No, you covered my show. | ||
| Only fucking question. | ||
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Do you really think Atlantis is real? | |
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Because you know it's fucked up. | ||
| I mean, we've talked about this a bunch. | ||
| I love Atlantis. | ||
| Oh, you love Atlantis. | ||
| I think it's a wonder... | ||
| Again, maybe it's because I had that time growing up in the islands. | ||
| The call of the island is strong. | ||
| You're an info-laurier, if you will. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I would never argue that it... | ||
| It was real? | ||
| Are you sure it wasn't real? | ||
| No. | ||
| I love thinking about it. | ||
| I like the ideas. | ||
| I like a lot of the sort of themes that have come from it. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Where would you think it was, were it... | ||
| Santorini? | ||
| Santorini. | ||
| That's where you're going. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| A lot of people say a lot of different things. | ||
| I think it's... | ||
| I think most people assume that they meant the Mediterranean at the beginning, and then everybody, the world got bigger, and they were like, ooh, that's not going to look good. | ||
| So it's probably in the ocean somewhere. | ||
| It's over by the Plateau of Leng. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Which is from... | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I think it's from Lovecraft's Dream Cycle. | ||
| I like it. | ||
| So, Alex in the past has asserted that the Trump... | ||
| One of his kids, one of Trump's kids, asked Alex to investigate Dominion. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And Alex got a crack team of sleuths on it, and they uncovered from SEC filings that the state of China had given Dominion $400 million or something along those lines. | ||
| Yes, they did say they discovered that. | ||
| We've talked about this already on a past episode, but spoiler alert, that was a QAnon post that Alex had found, and he had taken credit for... | ||
| Crack team of sleuths. | ||
| He's still claiming that Trump's son told him to do it. | ||
| Hell yeah. | ||
| What's crazy is the White House knows this. | ||
| I got asked by one of the Trump sons about a week into the election when I went out in Arizona. | ||
| They said, I want you to talk to this guy. | ||
| This guy calls up and he works for a big company and he says, we want you to look into where they get the money for Staples Streets and for Dominion, its subcompany. | ||
| And so I went and hired a company, took them three weeks, and they found the LLCs in Switzerland, and the $400 million on October 7th of this year, 2020, being sent to Dominion by the Communist Party. | ||
| So, yeah, I only play that to, like, demonstrate that Alex has really not given up on that narrative. | ||
| Yeah, he should let that one go. | ||
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Which is really sad. | |
| He should let that one go. | ||
| Well, it's just sad to look at, because I think the part about the Dominion and the documents and stuff seems to be less important than Trump's son sent me on a mission. | ||
| Yeah, he's very proud of that thing that didn't happen. | ||
| Yeah, that part is really what is sadder about this. | ||
| He's puffing his chest out about a thing that definitely didn't happen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Boy, no. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| So he takes a number of calls on the show. | ||
| I will give it up to Alex on this front. | ||
| For winning the bronze at the Nagano Olympics, which he also totally did? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| He set out to take more calls, and he achieved that. | ||
| I don't know if they fixed the phone lines or it was coincidence, but there weren't any big fuck-ups in the calls. | ||
| Like, it actually worked, kind of. | ||
| But the calls are largely boring. | ||
| Well. | ||
| Now, this one guy. | ||
| Does call in. | ||
| And he wants to talk about hand sanitizer. | ||
| Sure! | ||
| I'm here for that conversation. | ||
| I would like a hand sanitizer conversation. | ||
| This bums me out because this is just a clip of, like, why does Alex ask people questions? | ||
| The hand sanitizers. | ||
| Hand gel. | ||
| Mass use to create new superbugs, scientists warns. | ||
| And a bunch of other articles about how it lowers your fertility, sterilizes you, makes you sick, and kills your good bacteria. | ||
| Explain that to people. | ||
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Well... | |
| What happens is it messes up your hormones because of the antibacterial. | ||
| You want some good bacteria on your body that actually heals you. | ||
| It turns out that the solid parts of our body, something like a third of us is bacteria. | ||
| And Bill Gates knows that and studies it. | ||
| He loves you, though. | ||
| I don't know why he asks people... | ||
| That's a weird noise. | ||
| Yeah, it is. | ||
| Yeah, I don't like that noise at all. | ||
| I don't know why he asks people questions. | ||
| He just immediately interrupts them. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, that was a terrible answer that deserved interrupting. | ||
| I don't disagree. | ||
| It's still rude. | ||
| Still not a good host behavior. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| So Alex is operating there at the end off old, disproven scientific estimates. | ||
| In 2016, researchers examined the previously accepted ideas about the ratio of human cells to bacteria in the body, and they found that there was a serious lack of backing for what had been up to that point considered conventional thinking. | ||
| Previously, it was accepted as possible that microorganisms outnumbered human cells 10 to 1 in our bodies, but these researchers were able to trace this back solely to an estimate from a 1972 paper in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| adult bodies, but it's still only 0.3% of your body. | ||
| I was waiting for you to be like, they traced it back to Pliny the Elder, and all of a sudden Was he around in 72? | ||
| Centaurs aren't real, so we've learned a lot today. | ||
| This is just stupid shit where Alex is trying to scare his audience and sound smart. | ||
| There's definitely reasons why people shouldn't overdo it with antibacterial hand soap and sanitizers, just for the sake of, you know, you don't want to. | ||
| But like, what, does he never take antibiotics then? | ||
| Yeah, no, never. | ||
| Seems unwise. | ||
| People like this shouldn't be allowed to enjoy the benefits of the future. | ||
| If you're telling me that hand sanitizer, then you can't have anything. | ||
| You can't have antibiotics. | ||
| You can't have probiotics. | ||
| You can't have your pills. | ||
| You can't have any of this shit. | ||
| Because it's all based on the same shit! | ||
| Yeah, you can't eat yogurt. | ||
| Yeah, you can't have yogurt! | ||
| No penicillin! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, I think Alex would be fine with it. | ||
| No, maybe not. | ||
| It's tough to say. | ||
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Although... | |
| I would like him to slowly be eaten alive by a foot fungus. | ||
| That would be interesting. | ||
| Well, that could never happen because he takes his vitamins. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| It's good to wash your hands, Sam, when you've been shaking a bunch of hands, whatever you never know, just because some people might have some bacteria that your body doesn't like. | ||
| Wash your damn hands! | ||
| With your wife or people you know, we all make each other stronger. | ||
| More bacteria is better. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Again, if you have all the vitamins and minerals you need, you basically cannot get... | ||
| Communicable diseases. | ||
| Viruses can't replicate. | ||
| Bacteria can't take over if you're healthy. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| That is an irresponsible take. | ||
| Just say you can pray out disease, Christ. | ||
| Well, I mean, prayer and vitamins. | ||
| He's basically Hulk Hogan. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Any carrots you'll be able to see. | ||
| Dr. Bolia on the radio here. | ||
| I hate people. | ||
| Boy, and man, does Alex knock it out of the park with science on this episode. | ||
| You know, we're genetically very similar to rats. | ||
| We're more genetically similar to a rat or a pig than we are to a chimpanzee. | ||
| Why do you think that? | ||
| Some weird stuff going on, folks. | ||
| Why? | ||
| That's weird stuff. | ||
| Why do you think that? | ||
| Why? | ||
| It's not true. | ||
| How could you say that out loud? | ||
| Oh, it's not true. | ||
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It is not true. | |
| You just can't believe... | ||
| We're actually more genetically similar to rats and pigs than the thing that we literally directly evolved from. | ||
| We're more similar to sticks than we are to each other. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| Say words. | ||
| Words, words, words. | ||
| We are shockingly close to a lot of animals, and that's because there are a lot of... | ||
| Things that are in common with us and animals. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| Because we're animals. | ||
| Because we are them. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We're mammals. | ||
| And there's a theorized common ancestor way, way, way, way, way back. | ||
| And a lot of those DNA... | ||
| All 6,000 years back or... | ||
| About 4,000. | ||
| About 4,000? | ||
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Okay, good. | |
| And a lot of those DNA, a lot of that does the same things. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Expresses in similar ways. | ||
| But then certain mutations and such can then express in different ways and what's more survivable in any given environment would then kind of win out over time and those genes would continue to propagate until the cycle happens all over again and over and over and over again for billions of years. | ||
| Right, Dan? | ||
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Yep. | |
| And that's how a rat became a human. | ||
| Ah, shit! | ||
| So Alex is talking to this caller, another caller, and it turns out that I think the globalists have another plan that we didn't know about. | ||
| Plan C? | ||
| It might be Plan D. No! | ||
| I don't know what plan this is anymore. | ||
| But their plan is the Hunger Games. | ||
| People see that and think, oh, that's a woman talking about the UN. | ||
| No, that's actually predicted programming. | ||
| The actual plan the UN wants is a Hunger Games scenario. | ||
| I read a UN biological diversity assessment. | ||
| Report put out in the late 70s that Dr. Michael Kaufman told me about for Endgame, for Endgame 2.0. | ||
| And in that, it says we're going to bring back regions, we're going to bring back games like the Olympics, and we're going to bring back a caste system, and people have to live in rural areas and have no technology, or they'll live in these smart cities, highly controlled, and we're going to bring back human sacrifice. | ||
| At these games. | ||
| And we're going to have floating fortresses with UN troops. | ||
| Everyone will be disarmed. | ||
| And the global forces will be delivered by giant airships. | ||
| I think that's Elysium. | ||
| I would say... | ||
| I think that was The Winter Soldier? | ||
| I'm fucking tired of The Globalist having so many plans. | ||
| They have got to just pick one and stick to it. | ||
| I'm so sick of this shit. | ||
| Execute your goddamn plan. | ||
| This is why they're 10 years behind. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| Just finish one. | ||
| Finish one. | ||
| It's like a weird dad in a hobby. | ||
| Every week, there's a new thing he does in the garage. | ||
| It's like me back when I was trying to write short stories. | ||
| Like, I'd get two pages in. | ||
| Fuck it. | ||
| I'm done. | ||
| Yeah, hey, globalists, I thought your plan was orderly, killing off of people within a few years. | ||
| And then if Alex is too good at his job, then there's plan B with a super bioweapon, but that's not very good because it's not as fun for the globalists. | ||
| They like order. | ||
| They wanted plan A. Yeah, they like to do things in an organized way. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| But apparently they want to bring about the Hunger Games. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Which doesn't seem like extermination. | ||
| It seems like a situation where people are living in destitution while the elites live opulently and then people kill for entertainment. | ||
| I haven't seen those movies, but I did see Battle Royal. | ||
| Yeah, that's basically the same thing. | ||
| I figure it's the same thing. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| With slightly more story, maybe. | ||
| I mean, I might even go the opposite direction. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I would say... | ||
| Why doesn't he ever... | ||
| Like, I want him to just really dig into the weeds and start doing... | ||
| Like, don't give me this popular bullshit that's written for young adults. | ||
| Give me hard sci-fi... | ||
| Tell me that it's going to be like a Heinlein book or fucking... | ||
| Do you know what the globalist plan is? | ||
| Snow Crash! | ||
| That's what it's... | ||
| It's all about Neil Stevenson now! | ||
| That's what's going on! | ||
| Let's do that! | ||
| That's 2023. | ||
| He's got to rebrand. | ||
| That's fair. | ||
| He's got to leave pockets of sci-fi untouched for when he needs to find a new testament, more or less. | ||
| Then we'll get to seven eves. | ||
| That's when it'll happen. | ||
| I'm so sick and tired of this shit. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| It's just, like, I want a coherent, like, narrative. | ||
| Something. | ||
| The bad guys are supposed to be working on the behalf of the fucking devil. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He's not a new character. | ||
| Whom you can see. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You can see him. | ||
| Open demons. | ||
| If they've got the look. | ||
| If they're open demons. | ||
| If they're open demons. | ||
| Closed demons, different story. | ||
| Yeah, that's tough. | ||
| I would say that... | ||
| Been studying them 27 years. | ||
| The plan shouldn't keep changing around. | ||
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Well, they have to. | |
| Here's the bottom line. | ||
| I'm playing games here. | ||
| I'm playing Hunger Games. | ||
| Nice. | ||
| David Icke talks about the Hunger Games stuff all the time. | ||
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Oh, okay. | |
| And so Alex is just ripping off David Icke because he's really into him right now. | ||
| So annoying. | ||
| But yeah, it's more annoying in terms of like, I can't even trust Alex to be pretending to be serious about this. | ||
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| It's just, this is where I'm at like, oh yeah, sure, okay, mm-hmm, yeah, I bet, I bet. | ||
| I feel like I'm reading the first third of a new novel every week and never finishing it, and it's infuriating. | ||
| It's infuriating. | ||
| Yeah, and at points it's kind of scary. | ||
| It's a little scary, like this. | ||
| Better raise your ears. | ||
| Lock up your wives and children now. | ||
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Lock up your children now. | |
| Now you've got your company. | ||
| The horsemen are drawing there. | ||
| Let us deeds they ride. | ||
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And they're coming to take your life. | |
| Someone ask you right now, what are you going to do about it? | ||
| You're not going to roll over, are you? | ||
| Because that doesn't protect you. | ||
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Choose your fate now. | |
| Yeah! | ||
| Take it in your hands. | ||
| You've been dying just the day you were born. | ||
| You know it's all been planned. | ||
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Stop living on your knees. | |
| Fight on your feet. | ||
| You know it's all been planned. | ||
| A sinner once, a sinner twice. | ||
| You need no confessions now. | ||
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You got the fight of your life now. | |
| Just like all those children fought for their lives when those doctors chopped them up. | ||
| You're gonna have to fight now. | ||
| You let the enemy go over the wall. | ||
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We all let our own species down. | |
| And now we're gonna be punished. | ||
| And make no mistake, the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, the Bill Gateses of the world, they will go into the fire as well. | ||
| And their destruction will be the most painful and agonizing ever. | ||
| They will be judged! | ||
| Every man and every woman will be forced to kneel in front of God. | ||
| I just, I find myself, like, you know, while I'm sitting here not being able to take Alex seriously about just about anything he's saying, now getting into this, like, performative rant where it's like, sort of, you know, it's song lyrics, but it's also, in the context of his show, basically terrorist edging. | ||
| Just trying to get people, like, ramped up to commit acts of violence. | ||
| You've been dying anyway. | ||
| You know, like all that shit. | ||
| And then it gets into, like, you pair that with forced religious imagery. | ||
| It's like, I can't stand this stuff. | ||
| I don't think I've ever encountered in my life a time when, like, religiosity matched with, like, open violence is a good combo. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Historically, just going back through my Rolodex of Second Crusade, that was, no, that wasn't a good one. | ||
| No. | ||
| Fifth Crusade, that didn't go well. | ||
| No, no, usually bad. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah, you're gonna have to go with that. | ||
| It just, I know this is performative, and I know that Alex, like, he doesn't even, he thinks this is a joke. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, he's fucking with his audience. | ||
| Like, and I can tell, because, like, listen to this. | ||
| President, pretender-elect, Joe Biden can act powerful all day long, but he's a nobody. | ||
| And he will be brought low. | ||
| He will be broken. | ||
| He will beg. | ||
| The Almighty. | ||
| And God will tell him the door is closed. | ||
| You are damned to hell. | ||
| Cool, then leave him alone till then. | ||
| Damn to hell. | ||
| All right. | ||
| But Joe Biden knows he's damned to hell. | ||
| Cool. | ||
| He just wants to take you where they... | ||
| Ooh. | ||
| So thank your lucky stars every day that you're not Joe Biden or Bill Gates or any of these people who are prepared for their own annihilation and are just trying to drag us down with them. | ||
| All right, let's go back to your phone calls here. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We're getting back to phone calls on the 9, 640 AM. | ||
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And all right, our next topic today is who's going to burn in the fires of hell? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I'm going to pretend to really care about this, but it's all an act. | ||
| I'm putting on a fucking spooky voice to scare you and get you excited about Joe Biden burning in hell. | ||
| Give it away. | ||
| Free tickets. | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Anyways, what are we up to? | ||
| Aerosmith's coming to the pavilion. | ||
| Yeah, this is so stupid. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Anyway, what do you think is a good reason to overthrow the government? | ||
| Taxation without representation is one from American history. | ||
| Right. | ||
| I was going to go with Real Bad Thursday. | ||
| Thursdays are usually pretty rough. | ||
| You just got to take a nap, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, a nap would also work. | ||
| Let's see. | ||
| I will say that in terms of... | ||
| Slavery is a good one. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| I'm pretty sure Haiti had the right idea. | ||
| I would say that those are both better than what this caller is going through. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| This caller wants to overthrow the federal government. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I will say that their grievance list... | ||
| Small. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| And I really just called you because we're just getting sick and tired of it, man. | ||
| I had to go to my girlfriend's Christmas celebration with masks on to be away from everybody. | ||
| No! | ||
| And I really think this area is ready to not have a federal government anymore. | ||
| Oh, I agree, but I mean, I would speak out at that Christmas party and show people the evidence of fraud and how masks cause bacterial pneumonia. | ||
| Privileged piece of shit. | ||
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I tried, man, and just because they think they're nurses, they think they know everything. | |
| Well, you know, most of the nurses say that it's all a fraud and a scam. | ||
| So these must be really young nurses. | ||
|
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One is her grandma, and one of them is like a 30-year-old woman. | |
| I don't know. | ||
|
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They're both pretty liberal. | |
| They both voted for Biden. | ||
| Well, no, I mean, that's it. | ||
| No, no, they know it's about their power, and they're making everybody wear a burka. | ||
| So Alex has realized, like, oh, no, I've set out this talking point that all the nurses are against the vaccine, but these two nurses are for it, so they must be young. | ||
| Oh, wait, they're not young. | ||
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Uh-oh. | |
| Oh, they must be really liberal, because that's how they want to express their power. | ||
| Just don't go to the Christmas party, you dick. | ||
| It's like he's got a check down list of like, oh, this must be the most of it. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's like he's a fucking psychic. | ||
| It's like you go to that psychic and they're like, oh, I see some loss in your past. | ||
| No, I haven't lost anybody. | ||
| Ah, but you're going to lose. | ||
| I mean, like, fuck off, man. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And in order to trick you from realizing that they've been wrong about a bunch of things, usually this mentalist will switch topics a little bit. | ||
|
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| And Alex does that by talking about these nurses and gender roles. | ||
| And I'm not putting women down. | ||
| Some women, statistically, are as mathematically smart as men. | ||
| They are more aggressive than men. | ||
| They're more dynamic. | ||
| On average, men are more mathematical. | ||
| Men are more aggressive. | ||
| Men don't bow as much. | ||
| Men have been taught to be domesticated slugs, but their wives and girlfriends work for them. | ||
| And women have been taught to comply with the system. | ||
| And so that's why we're being led into bondage by women. | ||
| Just as the Bible says will happen in the end times. | ||
| But that's not women's fault. | ||
| That's men's fault for not being leaders. | ||
| Holy shit. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Wild stuff. | ||
| Oh my god. | ||
| You ever hear somebody just start saying something and then you're like, oh my god, you actually believe that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That's insane. | ||
| That's an insane thing you just said. | ||
| You should be slapped in the face. | ||
| Yeah, that's outrageous. | ||
| You should be slapped in the face. | ||
| Yeah, he's basically saying that women, by leading, are fucking everything up, but it's not their fault. | ||
| Men should have put them in their place. | ||
| Yep. | ||
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Yep. | |
| What the fuck? | ||
| Just come out and be like, I don't think we should have given them the right to vote. | ||
| Just say it! | ||
| I would bet that he would think that's creeping communism. | ||
| Of course! | ||
| Worry around back then. | ||
| Why would you give women the right to vote? | ||
| They're just going to vote the way their husbands do. | ||
| Duh! | ||
| You're just going to double all existing votes already. | ||
| Exactly! | ||
| We don't even need to worry about it! | ||
| So, that was shocking. | ||
| I mean, it's not shocking. | ||
| No, that's not shocking at all. | ||
| It's shocking in its bluntness, I guess. | ||
|
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Hey, welcome back to Harrison Smith, and I'm down for the casual misogyny hour. | |
| Everybody, what are we doing this morning? | ||
| Women should not have rights! | ||
| So, we got one last caller here on this New Year's Eve show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And this guy has got an interesting idea about what to do on the 6th. | ||
| Because they're doing this rally, right? | ||
| Down in D.C. Yes, they are. | ||
| This guy's got a novel idea. | ||
|
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Just wanted to touch bases with you with the March on D.C. or the occupation of D.C. I think that you... | |
| I'm going to talk to all the Cajun Navy and all these people that did boat parades for the past... | ||
| Three to four months. | ||
| We need to have every single one of those people plug up the Potomac. | ||
| That is a genius idea! | ||
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It's a genius idea! | |
| Well, I can set out some Facebook posts and stuff. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| We're going to get some Facebook posts going. | ||
| To the Cajun Navy. | ||
| Plug up the Potomac. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| I am fine with these plans. | ||
| These are my favorite plans. | ||
| Pick something stupid and stick to it. | ||
| Like, it's just going to inconvenience you guys. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| You're going to sink each other. | ||
| They're stupid. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Somebody's going to accuse a boat of being Antifa. | ||
| Everybody's going to drown. | ||
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Totally. | |
| It's going to be a mess. | ||
| They're so stupid. | ||
| I don't like being taken over by the dumbest people on the planet, Dan. | ||
| Yeah, this plan is too complicated for y 'all. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| It's unfortunate that I want to, like, in an almost parental way, just be like, and here's how you overthrow the government, guys. | ||
| This is a terrible... | ||
| No, shit! | ||
| I couldn't have... | ||
| Oh, goddammit. | ||
| So I would say that the New Year's Eve day show and the New Year's Day show themselves are not, like, really... | ||
| That's special. | ||
| There's not really a feeling of new beginnings. | ||
| Alex does ask on the 31st for people to call in and say their New Year's resolutions. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| There's not much meaningful shit there. | ||
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I resolve to overthrow the government. | |
| By boat! | ||
| So, we get to the first, and it's just another show. | ||
| It's not like a New Year's show. | ||
| There's no bells or whistles about it, except an amazing roster of guests. | ||
| And Alex realizing it's probably going to be impossible for Trump to win this election. | ||
| The head of Roger Stone with Major Exclusive Information joining us, and Robert Barnes with Major Exclusive Information. | ||
| He's been working since the election for President Trump. | ||
| Going all across the country. | ||
| You've got to stop saying that. | ||
| He was there in Georgia with us and other areas, but he was off the radar then. | ||
| Sure he was. | ||
| And he can really give you the serious path to victory that Trump still has, but it is a narrowing window like an Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark where he rolls under as the wall lowers down and closes and reaches through and grabs his whip right as it slams shut. | ||
| I mean, it's like a Robin Hood shot now. | ||
| Of firing the arrow and splitting the arrow. | ||
| You know, I've actually done that quite a few times. | ||
| Get the fuck out! | ||
| Shut the fuck up! | ||
|
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Shut the fuck up! | |
| Just shut the fuck up! | ||
| Shut up! | ||
| There's a little brag. | ||
| A little unnecessarily bragging. | ||
| I couldn't handle that one. | ||
| I'm sorry for screaming, but that was just too much. | ||
| That was just too much. | ||
| I've heard him say too much shit. | ||
| There is something nonsensical about him being like, alright, I'm going to come up with an example of an incredibly difficult thing to do, which, by the way, I've done a bunch of times. | ||
| So easily. | ||
| God damn it, I hate him so much. | ||
| What a dick. | ||
| I've listened to him say he can do too much shit. | ||
| You can't Forrest Gump your way into I'm Robin Hood 2. I've got a bad news. | ||
| No, I doubt it. | ||
| So, this is probably my second favorite thing on this January 1st episode. | ||
| I will say, we end with... | ||
| Fantastic. | ||
| It may be worth the episode on its own. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| And I'm not talking about Roger Stone. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| But this, this was a little much for me in a way that I enjoy. | ||
| It's good, but it's a little much. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| The social engineers have noticed that most people, when they're part of a crime, when they're part of something corrupt, when they get manipulated into doing something wrong, they don't say they're wrong. | ||
| They decide to get even more delusional and to sign on to even more excesses and more extremes. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And there's many examples of this that you could point out throughout history, but it's a well-known phenomenon. | ||
| Right in front of you. | ||
| And the one that I've personally experienced with co-workers and even not distant family, but not really close family. | ||
| No, you. | ||
| I'm very embarrassed about it. | ||
| You specifically. | ||
| Is online scams. | ||
| Everybody knows about Nigerian email scams. | ||
| They're one of the most popular, one of the most prolific, but there's lots of groups doing it. | ||
| And you get an email that, hey, the royal bloodline of Prince Abubu wants to give you $1,000. | ||
| He's got money locked up, millions in this bank account, but he is unable because of sanctions to get it out or whatever. | ||
| If you'll just give him $1,000... | ||
| You will be given $20,000. | ||
| And when you give them the $1,000, they go, well, he's ready to give you even more money, but he needs $5,000 more, but now he's going to give you a half million. | ||
| And usually most people, once they've given $1,000, they don't want to admit they got conned. | ||
| They give the larger amount. | ||
| And then if you've already given them like $20,000, $30,000, a Cadillac will pull up at your house because they've got... | ||
| You know, some of the guys in the scam all over the country, they'll be in royal robes and say, I am the representative of Prince Abubu. | ||
| He thanks you graciously. | ||
| Let's make a phone call to him. | ||
| And he will graciously thank you from Nigeria. | ||
| And then some people will mortgage their house to give $100,000 to Prince Abubu. | ||
| Because now Prince Abubu is going to give you $50 million. | ||
| And again, I knew a guy, a GCN talk show host, that said, I'm being offered $100,000 by Nigerians. | ||
| I've already given him $5,000. | ||
| And I called the guy and I said, that's a scam, bro. | ||
| Are you joking? | ||
| Or are you part of this? | ||
| And he said, screw you. | ||
| You're just jealous. | ||
| I'm going to get all this money. | ||
| And then he actually got ripped off. | ||
| As opposed to the other possibility? | ||
| As a radio host. | ||
| I'm... | ||
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It's certain Alex has to be talking about himself. | |
| He's the only person who could be talking about it. | ||
| He's so uncreative about like, oh, this guy was a GCN radio host. | ||
| So many details. | ||
| I guess the alternative is, hey, Alex should wrestle with the fact that his buddy Ted Anderson would hire a guy and have him as a host to someone who would fall for the Nigerian email scam that hard. | ||
| I don't know if I've ever heard of anybody having a car pull up and in person Scammers show up. | ||
| I've never seen that one. | ||
| No, because they know that that would probably be a sting. | ||
| It would be a bad idea. | ||
| For the scammers to show up? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Yeah, because if you're scamming over long distance. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Maybe even in another country. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| This is a bad idea. | ||
| I wouldn't do that if I were them. | ||
| This isn't something that escalates to, like, let's do this in person. | ||
| Because there's no reason to. | ||
| No, you understand that that would be, like, the only way that could work is if a reverse scam of the scammers was possible, where they're like, holy shit, we're gonna get so much money out of this guy, we gotta show up at his place. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| That's the same scam in reverse! | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I actually did some looking into this. | ||
| I read the page on the FBI's website about this scam. | ||
|
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Uh-huh. | |
| Like, you know, the warning signs and stuff. | ||
| I read a couple other things. | ||
| I can't find any information. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| That doesn't seem like... | ||
| It seems like a different scam. | ||
| We should hire somebody to show up at Alex's house. | ||
| Just a Nigerian prince. | ||
| Well, I gotta... | ||
| He does always say Prince of Boo-Boo, and I know that that... | ||
| Feels racist. | ||
| It is. | ||
| And he is a racist. | ||
|
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It is. | |
| It feels like that could just be a name he's making up, but he always uses that name. | ||
| It's very specific. | ||
|
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It's the name of... | |
| Well, I mean, isn't it from Aladdin? | ||
| Isn't that the insult name that Jafar, he calls him Prince Abubu? | ||
| Oh, does he? | ||
| Yes, he does. | ||
| Oh, shit. | ||
| I didn't realize that. | ||
| I haven't seen that in a long time. | ||
| I'm pretty sure that's what it was. | ||
| I know he's Ali Ababwa, right? | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| So then he insults his name like this. | ||
| Interesting. | ||
| I don't know why that pull is so easy for me. | ||
| Well, I don't know. | ||
| I haven't seen it in a long time. | ||
| And it does make sense that something would come from a movie. | ||
| That makes sense. | ||
| Alright, we've sorted this out. | ||
| Alex has almost certainly been scammed by that. | ||
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I don't know about the car, though. | |
| That seems like he might have just dreamt it. | ||
| That seems his embellishment kind of storytelling style, but everything else seems very suspiciously accurate. | ||
| So this vaccine, you know what it is? | ||
| It's the mark of the beast. | ||
| Again? | ||
| This is the whole world government agenda. | ||
| This is the mark of the beast. | ||
| This is the tracking system. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| And yes, Trump has failed at this critical juncture, on this critical issue. | ||
| He has gone along with it. | ||
| And I... | ||
| I thought he was doing that to take control of the agenda from them. | ||
| Because I made that up. | ||
| It's partially they've done. | ||
| And I understand that Trump's not a scientist. | ||
| It doesn't matter. | ||
| Trump won the election. | ||
| Democrats are trying to steal it. | ||
| They want him out of the way because Joe Biden is 500 times worse. | ||
| So I support Trump. | ||
| Yeah, all that stuff about, like, Trump is putting out the Pfizer vaccine to cut off Bill Gates with his mRNA. | ||
| I was just making all that stuff up. | ||
| I was just talking shit. | ||
| Because I needed to find a way to support Trump, even though he was in favor of the vaccine. | ||
| So I had to do that. | ||
| That was the only way that I could really thread the needle. | ||
| And now I look like an idiot, so I pretend I never said that. | ||
| But I do have to... | ||
| I mean, my callers do know that I said that Trump was trying to play 3D chess or 4D chess with the vaccine. | ||
| So now I've got to be like, ah, well, Trump is wrong on this. | ||
| Uh-oh, he gave us the mark of the beast. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| But you gotta support him, because Biden would give you 50 marks of the beast. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I love it. | ||
| So dumb. | ||
| I just love how stupid it is. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And literally... | ||
| What good does... | ||
| Literally immediately after he's talking about how people will double down rather than admit they got conned, he's literally doing exactly that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Except he conned himself. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| He is both the recipient and the sender of the Nigerian scam email. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| But I think, you know... | ||
| Which also wouldn't surprise me too much if that was true in real life as well. | ||
| Metaphorically and literally. | ||
| A Nigerian scam email. | ||
| I find it difficult to understand what you gain by having Trump in office if Trump being in office still facilitated the rise of the devil. | ||
| If the goal is averting the Mark of the Beast and Trump ushered everyone into and did not protect you from the Mark of the Beast or whatever, it seems like he sucks and you shouldn't support him either. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That would make sense. | ||
| I think if I was in government, I would officially name something the Mark of the Beast just because I'm so sick of everything being the Mark of the Beast. | ||
| Oh yeah, like the Mark of the Beast Act or something? | ||
| Yeah, something like that. | ||
| Just literally like, hey. | ||
| Guess what? | ||
| This is your lucky day, Christians. | ||
| This is the mark of the beast. | ||
| And it would just be like a bill to name a library or something. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| And then we wouldn't have to deal with all this, well, the vaccine's the mark of the beast. | ||
| Well, the barcode's the mark of the beast. | ||
| Well, your phone's the mark of the beast. | ||
| I'm sick of it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, Alex takes a bunch of calls on this show, too. | ||
| Like, I think he's just sort of like, yeah, let's just take all easy content. | ||
| Whatever. | ||
| That's kind of a vacation. | ||
| These people are tough to deal with. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| That's not a vacation. | ||
| I would not consider it a vacation talking to Alex's audience. | ||
| Fair enough. | ||
| This guy is terrified. | ||
| Okay. | ||
|
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Just want to let you know, I used to call in as Jason from Germany, but I had to get my family out of Germany, brought them back to the States after Trump was re-elected because... | |
| I remember, you've been calling for, what, four or five years? | ||
|
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Yes, sir. | |
| I've been listening longer than that, but I had to get my family out because of the invasion, which you're well aware of. | ||
| The Islamic invasion? | ||
|
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Yes, sir. | |
| Brought my family here, back to my home state of Oregon, which I love and wanted to put down roots in on Porchlands. | ||
| You know, it didn't work out here. | ||
| The West Coast appears to have become aligned with Chinese interests more than anything else. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Wow, dude, you are fucking up your whole life. | ||
| This guy had to flee Germany because apparently the Muslims have invaded Germany. | ||
| He gets home to the West Coast only to find that it is under Chinese control. | ||
| This guy can't catch a break. | ||
| This is our modern-day Odysseus. | ||
| That is what we're dealing with right here. | ||
| He gets home only to find that his wife has left him. | ||
| I honestly also kept thinking while I was listening to this, I don't know, maybe it's just the mood I'm in, but I kept thinking, grow up. | ||
| Just to everybody. | ||
| To Alex, to these callers. | ||
| Just grow the fuck up. | ||
| What are you guys doing? | ||
| Well... | ||
| It's just too much LARPing. | ||
| It's all LARPing. | ||
| It's so, like, I get it. | ||
| Real life is often boring. | ||
| It's repetitive. | ||
| Not much is going on, especially now. | ||
| But you can't live like you're in a fucking spy movie and the Muslims are invading Germany. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| I think a certain amount of it is probably motivated by people recognizing how difficult a time in history this is, and how relatively easy some people have it, and needing to not feel the guilt of that. | ||
| And so you take that and you sort of transform it into... | ||
| Well, obviously the Chinese run the West Coast. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| And I better run away from the Chinese occupied territory. | ||
| Fine. | ||
| Right, because that's the way you can experience some of the actual pain that so many other people are living in without having to actually face it. | ||
| Or feel like you're sharing pain with people who you actively are told to hate. | ||
| Or recognize that you are a part of the system that maintains that status quo. | ||
| Totally. | ||
| I guess it's more fun this way. | ||
| So Alex takes another call, and this guy is really laying it out there, what InfoWars is all about. | ||
|
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I know it's a little off-subject, but you would be one of the best preachers if you could just take maybe, I don't know what day you do it on, but maybe once a week, once a month. | |
| But you were the person that got me through politics to finally accept Jesus as my Savior. | ||
| I'm not trying to say that to be silly. | ||
| It's really true. | ||
| It was first politics, but I did realize that, you know, before we wrestle not against flesh and blood, against principalities, powers, you know how it goes, you know. | ||
| Yeah, this is the second call within these two days. | ||
| I didn't even cut the first one because it was just kind of like, well, it's just another person saying that Alex brought him to God. | ||
| But it is a bunch, like two people within two days calling in being like, You threw politics, you Trojan-horsed religion to me. | ||
| And that's, I mean, hey, look, if people want to be religious, like I always try and say, I'm not against religion. | ||
| I find this to be a fraud. | ||
| I find this to be a con that Alex is doing. | ||
| Where it's this extremist version of Christianity, maybe in quotes, that you can arrive to by way of extreme right-wing politics. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It's not even really religion. | ||
| It's still politics. | ||
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Yep. | |
| But it has the verve and the zeal of religiosity, wherein now all of your political enemies are demons. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you can see it because you have discernment now. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It's a two-staged charade. | ||
| I mean, religion is the escalation of political violence in just that sense of like... | ||
| Oh, my purpose is so much bigger, you know? | ||
| I used to be politically active where I wanted to affect the country and the government and the way my city was run, but now I'm not just affecting that, I'm affecting the world. | ||
| And I'm not just affecting the world, I'm affecting the entire universe. | ||
| Right, right, right. | ||
| That is a path that that can go. | ||
| That is not what religion is entirely. | ||
| No, no, no, absolutely not. | ||
| But yes, that is a way that it can manifest. | ||
| And it's really a bummer. | ||
| Particularly because you're seeing these people are just living in a completely different world than everyone else. | ||
| Like, this guy had to flee Germany because the Muslims invaded and the Chinese are running the West Coast. | ||
| Yeah, no. | ||
| Prosperity gospel preachers should be immediately arrested and imprisoned for life. | ||
| Like, every part of that is fucked. | ||
| Yeah, and then listen to this. | ||
| Alex is like, this is the kind of reality that Alex wants to live in and wants to perpetuate for his audience. | ||
| I told you 16 years ago that a friend of mine is a big movie producer, was talking to James Cameron. | ||
| And James Cameron said, yeah, we were going to roll out new movie theaters where you sit in a circle around it, and it's a hologram. | ||
| But the decision was made in the future, there won't even be movies anymore. | ||
| So I'm moving to New Zealand for the end of the world, and I'm going to get all these ships and things so that it looks like I can write it off as an oceanic researcher. | ||
| But really, in case even New Zealand falls, I've got a fleet of ships during the depopulation operation. | ||
| Remember I told you that? | ||
| 15, 16 years ago, and now he admits basically all of that. | ||
| What does basically mean in that sense? | ||
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So, if I understand this correctly, movie producer. | |
| Talking to James Cameron. | ||
| James Cameron's like, hey, you remember Titanic? | ||
| And he was like, yes, I do. | ||
| We're going to watch it in holograms. | ||
| And he was like, that sounds cool. | ||
| And then he was like, psych, movies aren't even going to exist. | ||
| So the movie producer, realizing that he doesn't have a job later on in life, was like, oh, obviously what I'll do is scam New Zealand's tax system so I'll have a fleet of ships. | ||
| Also, keep telling people you're going to put out those Avatar sequels. | ||
| Even though there will be no movies. | ||
| You're still going to need it, yeah. | ||
| I want to know what elements of that has been basically admitted to. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| By whom? | ||
| Great question. | ||
| Did New Zealand open up those tax loopholes? | ||
| James Cameron is incredibly committed to the bit, because he also put out that Titanic, the hunt for the Titanic film. | ||
| Yes, he did do that, yeah. | ||
| I mean, he is interested in the water. | ||
| Yeah, well, of course. | ||
| So stupid. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So, like, this is the detachment from reality and, like, this stupid shit that Alex puts out. | ||
| And, like, you know, it's mixed up with this religious verve that gets people to think that he's bringing them to some kind of a real spirituality, but it's not. | ||
| Go to Bandot Video. | ||
| See the ancient, middle-aged, 800-year-old carving of the devil eating a child. | ||
| And now what do you see at the Space Needle? | ||
| Now what do you see at the Olympics? | ||
| Now what do you see for real? | ||
| Now what do you see coming with the mRNA vaccine? | ||
| Death. | ||
| Sacrifice of your genetics. | ||
| Sacrifice of your fertility. | ||
| Sacrifice of your health. | ||
| The very takeover of your body in a giant genetic ritual with what they cooked up. | ||
| With full clone genomes of jellyfish and humans injected, taking over every cell in your body, cell by cell, and by the time you figure out you've been hit by it, you don't know what hit you. | ||
| All right, Brian, Michael, John, everybody, we're going to your calls when we come back. | ||
| Then it's six after Stone's on for a couple segments, and I'll go back to your calls. | ||
| Then Robert Barnes is coming up. | ||
| This is not a game. | ||
| Fight back with what God gave us, vitamin D3, winter sun in stock. | ||
| It's just... | ||
| Ridiculous. | ||
| If you listen to that minute, it's just nonsensical. | ||
| Alex, I just want to thank you for bringing me to Christ. | ||
| After you told me there was an 800-year-old statue of the devil eating a child, and then I looked at what was happening at the Space Needle and at the Olympics. | ||
| And why not? | ||
| Denver's airport. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Blucifer. | ||
| I came to Christ. | ||
| And by that, I mean I bought Winter Sun because it's on sale. | ||
| Yeah, that was what I meant to say. | ||
| The religion of Alex's dumb pills. | ||
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Jesus. | |
| Anyway, Roger Stone is on. | ||
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Oh, yeah? | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Is he talking about James Cameron's movie after the Avatar sequel where North Koreans get on a boat and they dramatic fly over to Maine, drop the ballots off. | ||
| He just wants to wish Alex a happy New Year. | ||
| Starring Tom Hanks. | ||
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No. | |
| Well, Alex, first of all, Happy New Year. | ||
| It's got to be a better year than 2020, although 2020 certainly had its highlights. | ||
| It was not only the year in which I was convicted, framed really, in a Soviet-style show trial, but also the year in which, through the mercy of God, the president gave me first a commutation, then a full and unconditional pardon. | ||
| So here's really what I take offense at. | ||
| Roger should be furious at Trump for pardoning him. | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Because now he doesn't have to spend all that money proving that he was innocent of the entire thing. | ||
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See? | |
| He's saving all of his money. | ||
| No, it's a good thing. | ||
| It's a good thing that he doesn't have to. | ||
| Now, obviously he is, and he's going to give back all the money that people donated. | ||
| Shut up. | ||
| Oh, he's not? | ||
| Based on the premise from around the time of that conversation about a commutation. | ||
| Roger was explicit that he didn't want a pardon because he had so much evidence that he could prove that he was set up and he was going to be the one who was going to be the champion fighting to expose the deep state corruption that only he could because he had the standing because he had all the evidence that he was innocent. | ||
| It was all going to come out in court. | ||
| Trump, don't pardon me. | ||
| I'm just afraid to go to prison because there's a lot of COVID-19 in those prisons and I'm an old man. | ||
| I have pre-existing health conditions. | ||
| You need to commute my sentence so I can survive to appeal. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And now, of course, like, hey, isn't it great that Trump pardoned me? | ||
| Fuck you, man. | ||
| Fuck you. | ||
| The whole story is gone now. | ||
| I think if I were the judge... | ||
| You're so full of shit. | ||
| If I were the judge that gave Roger Stone so many fucking chances... | ||
| And then I heard that. | ||
| I would think that every decision that I had ever made up to that point was a bad one. | ||
| Now listen to me. | ||
| If I were somebody who listened to Infowars and believed this shit, I would be mad about this. | ||
| You should be. | ||
| I would be mad. | ||
| I'd be like, hey, Roger, remember when you were going to be the one who was going to get Peter Strzok thrown in prison or whatever? | ||
| Nobody wants to be the first. | ||
| Look. | ||
| I'm not an info warrior. | ||
| I'm not the tip of the spear, Dan. | ||
| I think you said he's the tip of the spear. | ||
| Well, okay, so I said I was the tip of the spear, but I don't want to fight anybody. | ||
| He was begging for money from everybody for his legal defense so he could be there and expose the deep state. | ||
| If I believed that the deep state was something real that was an imminent threat and was going to kill my family, I'd probably be pretty fucking pissed off that Roger accepted a pardon, or even, like, I don't know, is there some kind of a mechanic for... | ||
| You're rejecting a pardon? | ||
| Like, if you think you're actually innocent... | ||
| Yeah, I believe there is. | ||
| I believe you can reject a pardon. | ||
| Hey, guess what? | ||
| He wouldn't need to, because he could just tell Trump, don't pardon me. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He could actually do that instead of just doing that publicly. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| I would be so mad at him. | ||
| I can't believe these people let these people get away with this. | ||
| I can. | ||
| Well, yeah, I guess I can, too. | ||
| But it's still infuriating. | ||
| That you can get away with this shit is bonkers. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that it seems almost not... | ||
| It's almost expected... | ||
| I swear to God, they should be smirking all the time. | ||
| Harrison Ford should play the parts of everyone at Infowars with that dumb smirk on his face every time he says anything because if you listen to this, you're fucking stupid. | ||
| Harrison Ford as Harrison Smith. | ||
| Get off my plane! | ||
| So Alex is going to D.C. He's going to go do this rally. | ||
| I was listening to this clip and all I could think is this is just a separate reality that's being discussed. | ||
| We're going to D.C. like they did in Romania or like they've done in many other places and showing our numbers to the dictatorship of the left, of the bureaucracy that's trying to steal the election from our president and complete their takeover. | ||
| We do not want violence of any type because we have the election on our side. | ||
| We have the truth. | ||
| It's the left that's violent. | ||
| So, I mean, it's just the conception of what's going on is just completely warped. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I don't even know how to have a conversation with that. | ||
| This is another one of those things where you're like, I just can't believe that this is still... | ||
| It's like those conversations, it's like those debates that we've talked about where it's like, you're just having the same conversation they had 2,000 years ago, but dumber. | ||
| Yeah, you don't realize the thoughts that the people who had this conversation a while back had afterwards through the scholarly discussion about this. | ||
| And in the same way, this like... | ||
| We've literally seen not just this exact thing happen before, but this exact thing happened a couple weeks ago. | ||
| It's not like this is in the long distant past where there's no way we could possibly learn from our history. | ||
| This is a couple weeks ago. | ||
| And it's only worse. | ||
| It's only worse! | ||
| I just don't know. | ||
| I can't even fathom. | ||
| How fucking stupid this is. | ||
| It's the left that's violent propaganda. | ||
| That's infinite years old. | ||
| It's always the same shit, and people still fall for it. | ||
| Well, I mean, look. | ||
| The truth is that Alex is going to do this rally, and people have told him that if he doesn't, then maybe he'd get back on Facebook. | ||
| I have had ABC National News hosts call me up. | ||
| I've had others from Fox call me. | ||
| I've had Democrat Party lawyers call me and go, Alex, we like you. | ||
| I bet we can get you re-platformed. | ||
| Please don't do this in D.C. You're going to be in danger. | ||
| Somebody might shoot you. | ||
| Oh, please don't lead a violent revolution. | ||
| And really what they're doing is calling up and threatening me. | ||
| So they're really concerned about the six, Roger. | ||
| I mean, if they've got it in the bag so much, why are they doing this? | ||
| Because they didn't. | ||
| So an ABC News host called Alex Jones. | ||
| Uh-huh. | ||
| Threatening him. | ||
| On air. | ||
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Threatening him. | |
| On air host, by the way. | ||
| Threatening him. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| Don't do this. | ||
| We don't want violence to happen to you. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| ABC on air host. | ||
| Hey, look, we like you, Alex. | ||
| Alex, I'm a Democrat lawyer, which is how I've always introduced myself on any phone conversation. | ||
| And I just want to let you know, we love you. | ||
| Alex, I should tell you, I'm a high-ranking globalist. | ||
| And I will get you back on Twitter if you just please don't have your violence rally. | ||
| Don't hold this rally! | ||
| We've only seen two of these in the past few weeks and nothing happened then either. | ||
| Well, some things happened. | ||
| Well, that's fair. | ||
| Maybe not to the scale that Alex was looking for. | ||
| And also, let's not get it twisted. | ||
| Alex is going to show up somewhere. | ||
| It's not like Alex is leading a revolution. | ||
| No, no, no. | ||
| But he is one of the bad boys. | ||
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I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing to me. | |
| Gotta hold on me. | ||
| Yeah, we got two of the real bad boys here. | ||
| Here's clearly Alex Jones and Roger Stone. | ||
| Fuck yeah, two of the real bad boys. | ||
| Oh, boy. | ||
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Yep. | |
| Oh, boy. | ||
| Bad boys. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Who's Will Smith and who's Martin Lawrence in this? | ||
| I'm not sure, but look, I will say that Roger lives up to his reputation as a bad, bad boy. | ||
| You know, Alex, I'm putting in sometimes 17, 18-hour days. | ||
| I'm trying to finish my book, which is entitled Roger Stone Did Nothing Wrong, My Political Persecution and the Heist of the 2020 Election, because they are very intricately connected. | ||
| Real quick, that's an unwieldy title. | ||
| I would shorten that up. | ||
| Nah, nah, nah. | ||
| I like to go back to 17th century titles. | ||
| I like, on the existence of this and over that and on the course of things that might be and over K. No. | ||
| Unwieldy. | ||
| Love it. | ||
| I'm trying to finish the script for a documentary and I'm going to be honest with you. | ||
| If I was not using Brain Force Plus, there's no way. | ||
| This is a great product. | ||
| I'm paid nothing to tell you this, folks. | ||
| Bad boys! | ||
| How much is he getting paid to say that? | ||
| I might have suspected that he wasn't getting paid until he said, I'm definitely not getting paid for this. | ||
| Kind of makes me think you're getting paid. | ||
| How much are you getting paid now? | ||
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Huh. | |
| Very dicey. | ||
| Yeah, that's what the bad boys do. | ||
| They work 17-hour days on self-serving documentaries and books, and then chill for Alex's products. | ||
| Couple of the bad boys. | ||
| Couple of the real rebels out there. | ||
| And much like bad boys, Roger says, I would say that one of the defining characteristics of bad boys is that they defer to authority in any situation. | ||
| Oh, totally! | ||
| I'm not second-guessing the President of the United States. | ||
| I don't know what he has up his sleeve. | ||
| I do know this. | ||
| Whatever it is, I will support him 1,000%. | ||
| He is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| Hey, you're talking to a guy who hates Abraham Lincoln right now. | ||
| I was going to say, this is the guy. | ||
| Abraham Lincoln killed Alex's ancestors. | ||
| Well, they fought at least. | ||
| Yeah, yeah. | ||
| Yeah, so, I mean, Lincoln might not be the best example. | ||
| To use here. | ||
| I know that for sane people, that might be a good example as a president that's looked upon positively. | ||
| But Alex doesn't like him. | ||
| You're talking to the people who still... | ||
| Alex's confederate royalty. | ||
| Still smarting over that whole loss back then. | ||
| Also, just such a bad boy. | ||
| Whatever Trump does, I am fine with. | ||
| I will never, never be insubordinate, even if he does the things that I say he shouldn't do! | ||
| Because he got me out of prison. | ||
| Yeah, well, there's that. | ||
| For something that I definitely would have lost an appeal about, but I pretend to... | ||
| Fuck it, asshole. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Anyway, go fuck yourself, Roger. | ||
| Really? | ||
| Like, really hard? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, really hard. | ||
| Now it's time for Barnes to come in. | ||
| I like how it never gets better. | ||
| No. | ||
| No. | ||
| No, it doesn't. | ||
| Although this episode will end quite well. | ||
| Okay, good. | ||
| But before that, we've got to get through the mire that is Robert Barnes. | ||
| So Barnes has a plan, or he's a constitutional lawyer, so he can explain... | ||
| I don't know if any of that's true, but I haven't seen any evidence that would suggest he's a constitutional lawyer, but you can continue. | ||
| He was Wesley Snipes' lawyer! | ||
| So Barnes, because he knows the Constitution, is going to lay out for Alex the steps that could happen in order for Trump to get into office. | ||
| And basically, it's just an elaborately, absurdly complicated plan that is not going to happen. | ||
| So all of those are basically in play, and the question is, what do House members and senators do when presented with argument and evidence about these individual states' electors? | ||
| Do they uphold an unconstitutional election, or do they contest that unconstitutional election? | ||
| If Biden ends up with fewer than 270 electoral votes at the end of this process, then under the 12th Amendment, the election goes to the House of Representatives to vote by state delegation, not by individual members, but by state delegation. | ||
| And that heavily favors Trump. | ||
| So the big question, the first big question was, would a senator join the objections? | ||
| We now know, Senator Hawley, that will happen. | ||
| That means these votes have to take place. | ||
| That means these hearings have to take place. | ||
| And that gives the president, while a long shot, a shot to have a constitutionally correct response take place to this unconstitutional election. | ||
| What can we, the people, do to put pressure? | ||
| Obviously, March, what else? | ||
| Chew your food. | ||
| Yeah, I would say talk with your mouth empty would be me. | ||
| Eat during the breaks, asshole. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| You got a constitutional lawyer trying to tell you how the Constitution works and Trump could steal this election. | ||
| Don't eat a sandwich while he's telling me this. | ||
| This is all just this elaborate, this route. | ||
| So you've got the objections. | ||
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| So then, like, let's say Arizona is being objected to and then somehow magically that objection stands and everyone agrees on it. | ||
| Then those electoral votes are taken away and then you get... | ||
| Biden under the threshold, and now the House elects. | ||
| Right. | ||
| Oh, God. | ||
| It sounds like QAnon stuff, but you should know that even though Alex has not gotten the memo about Lin Wood, Robert Barnes has, and he does not like what he's hearing. | ||
| Well, I think Lin Wood is doing a lot of damage to the president's case. | ||
| Particularly in Congress where he needs votes. | ||
| He needs votes out of House members and senators. | ||
| And I think the reason why the media has been happy to let him go wild and why Twitter hasn't censored him at all is because they see them as helping Democrats and hurting Trump. | ||
| I think he thinks he's helping Trump, but in fact he's not because he's pursuing allegations that either cannot be proven at this stage or within this time frame or allegations that distract from the core issues that can be proven. | ||
| And frankly, Wood has been involved with a lot of the QAnon types who believe a lot of stuff that just has not been proven true. | ||
| And that's a key problem. | ||
| And unfortunately, Sidney Powell got entrapped by a lot of that. | ||
| Entrapped by a lot of that. | ||
| What does that mean? | ||
| Unpack that word, Counselor. | ||
| I would say that my new exhortation... | ||
| For everyone is to always be carrying tomatoes with you in case you see Robert Barnes. | ||
| I'm amazed by the turn of phrase that Sidney Powell was entrapped by QAnon. | ||
| Entrapped by QAnon stuff. | ||
| Is that a legally meaningful term? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Did she get to catch a predator with QAnon stuff? | ||
| I don't want to say that she believes dumb shit. | ||
| Hey, why don't you have a seat? | ||
| So anyway, Barnes lays out this scenario again for Alex. | ||
| Yeah, so if I understand correctly, it's possible that a Rube Goldberg machine might have been activated by a lawsuit that will then suddenly roll down one of those ducks that bends over and drinks water and pops back up, and then there'll be an overthrow of the government, and we're all just gonna be fine. | ||
| They're playing Constitution Mousetrap. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| I want to find out for people that aren't a constitutional lawyer, how that would happen if the House and Senate voted to do that, what the states would then do, what that would look like. | ||
| So what would happen is if Joe Biden does not reach 270 electoral votes that are uncontested and that have not yet been certified, then the remedy under the 12th Amendment is to go to the House. | ||
| Now, the Vice President Pence, there is an interpretation of the 12th Amendment that Vice President Pence can do this all by himself. | ||
| That he can say there's contest involving too many states, so there's not enough. | ||
| Neither candidate has more than 270 electoral votes. | ||
| So under the 12th Amendment, the House must vote now by state delegation. | ||
| And in some houses, you have a tie, so the vote probably wouldn't count. | ||
| But it's the newly-seeded House, not the old House, but the newly-seeded House that would vote. | ||
| They would vote by state, and whoever gets 26 states to vote for them wins. | ||
| Or if it's 25 and 23 and two are tied, they win. | ||
| So the president has an edge with 27 states. | ||
| Wow, and so this makes the Georgia election also more important than ever. | ||
| Yes, that's why Trump has been pursuing it. | ||
| He knows he needs those Republican senators to have a chance to get to the House delegation. | ||
| In the first place. | ||
| To get to this stupid Hail Mary nonsense that you're talking about. | ||
| Oh, this is why that election is important to Trump. | ||
| Oh yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| This is nonsense. | ||
| Here's why this stuff exists. | ||
| It's because this makes sense. | ||
| When it's only white landowners who are allowed to vote? | ||
| So you can have all these conversations in Congress because you're like, this is also the total number of people who are allowed to vote in this election. | ||
| But when everybody's allowed to vote... | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Sooner or later, this is going to have to happen. | ||
| One side is going to have to accept what they believe is an undemocratic election. | ||
| Either way. | ||
| But we already did in 2000. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| So that's how it's going to go down. | ||
| Either the Democrats admit, fine, you can stay in office because you imagine something happened and we're just going to live with it. | ||
| Or Republicans are going to have to be like... | ||
| Fine. | ||
| We're just fine with an undemocratically chosen president. | ||
| Because at no point in time are these people going to ever believe that he's the... | ||
| Well, they have to accept what they perceive to be. | ||
| No, that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Not an actually undemocratically... | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| But in their minds, it's just as real as anything else. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| So, I mean, I don't... | ||
| There's no other way to, like... | ||
| There's some humble pie that will need to be eaten. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| By Trump fans. | ||
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| Because otherwise, shit gets bad. | ||
| Or by our blown-up knees. | ||
| Like, that'll be one way for us to eat humble pie. | ||
| Well, see, here's the thing. | ||
| Barnes has got this elaborate scenario wherein maybe there's an interpretation of the 12th Amendment where Pence can just be like... | ||
| Hey, shit doesn't look good. | ||
| Let's steal it. | ||
| Yeah, I think that was Sideshow Bob's interpretation of the 12th Amendment. | ||
| Alex is a little bit worried about that, though. | ||
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Because... | |
| Why? | ||
| Well, seems kind of dictator-ish. | ||
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Well... | |
| Alex would like to avoid the perception of being a dictator. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Is there not another way so they don't claim Trump overturned the election as a dictator for the ignorant people out there? | ||
| We're going to have a new election. | ||
| Because even the U.N. and the State Department say if there's not poll watchers, if there's big questions, you should redo. | ||
| That's the international standard. | ||
| That's the American standard. | ||
| We don't normally have to redo elections, but I think this is the time to do it. | ||
| Is there a path to do that? | ||
| Congress could do that. | ||
| Congress could set another election day and say that given the contested presidential election, we're going to have election day on January 19th, for example. | ||
| Yeah, I think they're too cowardly. | ||
| When the Democrats have done this gaslighting saying they won and run this scam, I think they're just too cowardly, these people in Congress, to absolutely overturn the fraud, which they should. | ||
| But I think the third way is a new election. | ||
| I think Trump's leaning towards that, I've been told. | ||
| Have you talked to him? | ||
| He was always open to that, but he preferred... | ||
| His original remedy, of course, was preferred that he be declared the winner based on an honest vote count. | ||
| Yeah, that makes sense. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Wild. | ||
| It's like looking into a... | ||
| Funhouse mirror. | ||
| It really is. | ||
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This is nuts. | |
| I would give anything for a Democratic Party as strong and as conniving as what they imagine. | ||
| I would take any single activist under the age of 20 over anybody in Congress right now. | ||
| That's the reality of it. | ||
| They're pathetic. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| It's sad. | ||
| Even so, we could talk about that all day. | ||
| I'm much more interested in how this is being painted. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| They're talking about, like, hey, you know, like, the sensible middle ground is another election. | ||
| Like, hey, look, we can just do another election. | ||
| As a favor to the Democrats, we could do another election. | ||
| Like, what the fuck? | ||
| How many, how many... | ||
| How detached is this? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know how you could even take it seriously as a, okay, you want another election? | ||
| What will need to happen for you to agree that Biden lost? | ||
| Just tell me. | ||
| Oh yeah, what are the parameters? | ||
| In fact, yeah, I would be for another election if you had to write down exactly what you need to accept the election, and then if it happens, you have to shut the fuck up forever. | ||
| Sorry, I can't do that. | ||
| I wrote those down when I was in a fugue state. | ||
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| Now this is what I'm talking- Also, Robert Barnes was on Stefan Molyneux's show within the last year. | ||
| Hey, white nationalist buddy! | ||
| So anyway, Barnes thinks that the problem for Trump is that he has a lack of allies and that they've all betrayed him. | ||
| I wonder why they would do that. | ||
| The fundamental weakness the president has had throughout his four-year tenure has been the lack of allies in key positions of power around him. | ||
| And he's coming to terms with the full recognition of what that means as he sees McConnell's recommended judges betray him at every single level, as he sees McConnell tries to betray him in the Senate on the upcoming vote, as he sees what's happened with the Republican governors in Arizona and Georgia undermining him. | ||
| So he now fully appreciates it, but I think he undervalued it before. | ||
| And he had too few allies. | ||
| And the effect of it is smart allies would have him periscoping every single day, would have him doing, you know, introducing Trump TV now and doing at least one hour updates every single night, answering questions, connecting to people directly, getting people proactive. | ||
| Had he controlled the narrative in that manner, then some of this Lynn Sanity from Lin Wood and some of these other Q movements could not have diverted people's And big tech wouldn't have seen a green light to even start censoring him. | ||
| I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but I will tell you, I don't want to live in a world where the president is moonlighting as a TRL host. | ||
| Not good. | ||
| Taking calls. | ||
| I mean, in the reality we live in, I think it might be a smart idea. | ||
| I don't want to live there. | ||
| We're talking about two different things. | ||
| You're talking about effective? | ||
| Yes. | ||
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| I'm talking about that would be dark. | ||
| I'm more mad at him taking Lynn Sanity away. | ||
| That is one of the five... | ||
| Good things that have happened to the Knicks in the past hundred years. | ||
| Shame on you, Barnes. | ||
| How dare you? | ||
| The Knicks have had five good moments, okay? | ||
| So I guess they want Trump to have a media outlet that he's operating while he is in power and should have been doing it while he was trying to be re-elected, which is fucked up. | ||
| You know what's not dystopian at all is if it was forced into our homes no matter what we did and it was always on screen and you couldn't even turn the... | ||
| Alex's buddy suggested that on the other day. | ||
| Oh, really? | ||
| The emergency alert system. | ||
| See, now that reminds me of this one thing from that book that they like to talk about all the time. | ||
| What was it called? | ||
| Because in that book, the dictator, the dystopia, he was always on that. | ||
| That was it. | ||
| Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. | ||
| So, you may recall, the last time Alex went to D.C., he spoke at that Jericho march, and in the course of the day, he ran into Mike Flynn. | ||
| Unfortunately, a video came out of this where Mike Flynn looked at Alex like he was a weirdo. | ||
| Squee! | ||
| And then ran away. | ||
| We have an update on that. | ||
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What? | |
| Turns out Mike Flynn called to apologize. | ||
| That's what this is all about, but I told the story of how this happened, and I just handed it off immediately. | ||
| Because no one else was stepping up. | ||
| And there wasn't a magical Q group. | ||
| There wasn't a magical Intel group doing it. | ||
| And I had, you know, General Flynn called me yesterday and said, you know, I'm sorry about how it looked like when I got startled by you that I'm not a friend. | ||
| And they said, I'm sorry that happened. | ||
| I said, I totally understand. | ||
| He's going to be there. | ||
| So everybody's together. | ||
| Everybody's good. | ||
| Everything's great. | ||
| Hey, man. | ||
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Look, I'm sorry that I was startled by you and I looked like I wasn't a friend. | |
| Normally, I don't particularly care. | ||
| Anytime they do those, like, when reached for comment, this person said, this is the only time I want Michael Flynn on record as having said yes or no to this being true. | ||
| Also, was Mike Flynn entrapped by the keystone? | ||
| Where are we going to draw the line on entrapment? | ||
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If there's entrapment, are they being blackmailed by pedophiles? | |
| What is happening? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Jesus. | ||
| Anyway, I'd like to remind you before I play this clip that Robert Barnes is a constitutional lawyer. | ||
| Are you sure? | ||
| We'll talk about what Trump's role should be if they effectively steal it. | ||
| He's got to never concede and just be the president in absentia, in exile, and just keep building the movement against him. | ||
| Do you agree with that? | ||
| Like the Constitution says. | ||
| Oh, no doubt about it. | ||
| And it needs to be at the... | ||
| There's been too much focus at the top. | ||
| You're complaining that other people are focusing too much at the top. | ||
| You're saying you should have a make-believe second president. | ||
| That seems like a pretty harsh focus on the top. | ||
| Are we just going to exile him to an island for a while until he eventually returns to recapture the Empire? | ||
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No. | |
| I like islands too much. | ||
| Send them to Atlantis. | ||
| All right. | ||
| That's where Bonaparte is. | ||
| I promised you that we were going to end this episode on a fun note. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| And we will. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Because there is a call that comes in that is huge. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Let's talk to John in Wyoming. | ||
| John, thanks for holding. | ||
| Go ahead. | ||
| Good morning, Alex. | ||
| Yes! | ||
| It's Old Man Housephone! | ||
| He's alive! | ||
| Old Man Housephone, you live! | ||
| Sign of life. | ||
| January 1st, 2021. | ||
| Of course he joins us on the first day of the new year. | ||
| He's like, I don't know, a groundhog showing up and seeing its shadows so there's no more winter or something. | ||
| Old man house phone returns. | ||
| Old man house phone's alive. | ||
| Hey, old man house phone. | ||
| But he probably is because he lives in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming and has a house phone. | ||
| So he's not a high COVID risk. | ||
| Although he is really old from what I recall. | ||
| I'll tell you this, he's at least an hour outside of town. | ||
| Yeah, he listens to Scousin. | ||
| So anyway, his call is not very interesting at all, but it is worth celebrating that he is alive. | ||
| It's good to see him back. | ||
| Yeah, and here's how the call ends. | ||
| And John, you've been calling in for like 15, 16 maybe. | ||
| How long have you been calling in, John? | ||
| You haven't gotten on in years. | ||
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Oh, it's, you know, since little orphan Annie had pupils in her eyes. | |
| All right, brother. | ||
| I said I'm going to start that show years ago with our best callers. | ||
| I never did it. | ||
| But we finally have started doing it. | ||
| Give me your name and number again. | ||
| I want to have you on as a guest. | ||
| I want to get you on with Harrison on the American Journal. | ||
| You have been giving him your name and number for over 17 years since fucking... | ||
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I was in college when he first gave the phone number. | |
| Old Man House phone. | ||
| Yeah, we're going to do it over Skype. | ||
| Do you want to do it over Skype, Old Man House phone? | ||
| I don't think I can do FaceTime on my rotary. | ||
| Hold on, I'm going to have to plug into the other operator and see if she can handle that out. | ||
| Sorry, I can't come on your show today. | ||
| There's a party line. | ||
| Could you please hang up? | ||
| I need to keep this line open. | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Wow, wow, wow. | ||
| See, now, the problem is everybody should have a good house phone just in case they need to hang up on Alex Jones. | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Because if you could hang up on... | ||
| Oh, you could make a real good noise out of it. | ||
| It'd be great. | ||
| Yeah, I do think that people who are of a certain age, younger folks, probably don't know that experience. | ||
| The joy of really slamming a phone down. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It's pretty cathartic. | ||
| Solving a lot of problems that you didn't even know you had with one phone slam. | ||
| Yeah, I don't miss it, though. | ||
| Maybe... | ||
| I was a more angsty person whenever stationary phones were around. | ||
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Sure, sure. | |
| Wall phones. | ||
| Oh, man! | ||
| Have you ever broken one of the things on a wall phone? | ||
| I think everybody has. | ||
| Oh, yeah, it's the best. | ||
| The worst is when you try to sort of slam a wall phone horizontally and it doesn't stick. | ||
| It just drops. | ||
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | ||
| That gesture did not work. | ||
| That's like tripping up the stairs whenever two people can see you. | ||
| And there's no escape from that moment of embarrassment where you're like, shit. | ||
| Yep. | ||
| So we begin 2021, and I think that there's an old man house phone showing up and giving us proof of life is probably a great sign. | ||
| I think it's a good omen. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think it says 2021's gonna be more house phone. | ||
| Oriented. | ||
| Maybe. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I don't know what it portends, but it's something positive. | ||
| A step backward in technological development? | ||
| COVID! | ||
| Sharia! | ||
| My COVID! | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| I just wanted to play that. | ||
| I forgot to play it at the beginning. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| That sorry is always... | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| I mean, it's the right thing to say. | ||
| It is the right thing to say. | ||
| It's just weird. | ||
| I want to know. | ||
| That's the other thing. | ||
| Two questions for him. | ||
| The plexiglass between us. | ||
| Atlantis? | ||
| Atlantis? | ||
| And why do you say sorry? | ||
| That is a good point. | ||
| What is motivating that? | ||
| Are you actually sorry? | ||
| I bet that's a childhood tick. | ||
| It must be. | ||
| Yeah, I think that's a Texas childhood tick for him. | ||
| It's got to be. | ||
| So, Jordan, we'll be back. | ||
| But until then, we have a website. | ||
| We do have a website. | ||
| It's knowledgefight.com. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Twitter. | ||
| We are on Twitter. | ||
| It's at knowledgefight and at GoToBetJordan. | ||
| Yep, we're also on Facebook. | ||
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We are on Facebook. | |
| Please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out people doing God's work right now. | ||
| But until then, I'm Neo. | ||
| I'm Leo. | ||
| I'm DZX Clark. | ||
| I'm Daryl Rundis. | ||
| I'm thrilled that Old Man House Phone is alive. | ||
| I mean that unsarcastically. | ||
| It's pretty nice to hear from him again. | ||
| It's almost like hearing that Don DeGrand Prix is alive, but unfortunately, I have bad news. | ||
| He is not. | ||
| But Old Man House Phone is. | ||
| Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. | ||
| Thanks for holding. | ||
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Hello, Alex. | |
| I'm a first time caller. | ||
| I'm a huge fan. | ||
| I love your work. |