Knowledge Fight - #515: December 28-29, 2020

Jan. 1, 2021 - Knowledge Fight

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#515: December 28-29, 2020

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Knowledge Fight dissects Alex Jones’ December 28–29, 2020 episodes, mocking his crass donor shout-outs and pivot to COVID-19 denialism—dismissing Johns Hopkins data as "fake" while ignoring 422 hospitalizations in Travis County. Jones promotes mask-wearing as a tool against "socialist globalists," then pivots to defending Kyle Rittenhouse’s mother, Wendy, amid legal absurdities like preemptive pardons, calling it "Peaky Blinders-level exploitation." He escalates with Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg as "genetic psychopaths," citing pink sweaters and chromosome claims, while teasing a debunked Canadian lockdown prophecy. The hosts conclude Jones’ rhetoric fuels reckless conspiracy culture, detached from real-world suffering, and preview their own takedown of his 2020 recap. [Automatically generated summary]
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infowars 19:06

dan friesen

59:20

jordan holmes

28:32

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joel skousen

01:10

john pierce

01:27

patrick howley

01:09

tom pappert

01:40

wendy rittenhouse

00:48

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Speaker	Time	Text
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unidentified		I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Knowledge fight.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
unidentified		I need, I need money.
unidentified		Andy in Kansas.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas.
		Stop it.
		Andy in Kansas.
		Andy in Kansas.
unidentified		It's time to pray.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a first time caller.
		I'm a huge fan.
		I love your room.
		Knowledge Fight.
		KnowledgeFight.com.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I love you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody!
		Welcome back to Knowledge Fight.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And this is not 2020.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it is not!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Happy New Year!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is no longer here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		To all the fine folks out there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Welcome, one and all, to a brand new year.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Same old shit, though, but it's a brand new year.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		Good riddance to old rubbish, which is what I'll say about 2020.
		Hey, bye!
		Yeah.
		Hey, this is a podcast where we like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
		I'm Dan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Indeed we do.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Have we said that already?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I threw off our rhythm, but we're starting off with it a new way.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Cut.
		No.
		Yeah, here we are.
unidentified		Happy New Year.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Quick question.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your bright spot, buddy?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		My bright spot is actually going to have to wait.
		And tell the shout-outs to donors section of the podcast, and you'll enjoy it then.
		But for now, I shall turn the question around on you.
		What is yours?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Dan, my bright spot is my two lovely dogs.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're very cute.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I begrudgingly say.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My new favorite pastime now is catching them in some sort of pose, taking a picture and then marking it up on my phone, and just drawing a fanciful little picture around it.
		It is my favorite.
		My favorite thing to do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You gotta get those dogs on TikTok.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What is TikTok?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Teach them dances.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But what is TikTok?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me neither, man.
		It's not for us.
		It's not for us.
		We would just ruin it if we were there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get those dogs on Snapchat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Is Snapchat still a thing?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Never been on it.
		I have no idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Me neither.
		Oh, God.
		We're so old.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get him on Vine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, Vine!
		That's where I'm gonna go.
		Is Queeby still available?
		I think I got a five-pitcher deal with him.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get him a Quibby.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I got him a Quibby.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'll put him on Cameo and see what they have to say.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think you could...
		I think you'd run into ethical issues there.
		I don't think that it's ethical.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are there labor laws for dogs and...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I do think that...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Based on your politics, you should not exploit the labor of those dogs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
		That's fair.
		I gotta get twin dogs so they only have to work four hours at a time, each of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you redirected the money from the cameos towards all dog-related treats, then maybe, but it's still dicey territory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Otherwise, we're in child star territory there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, that is a fine, bright spot, Jordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm glad you're having fun with those dogs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Delightful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So today, Jordan, what we have in front of us is the first episode of 2021.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yay!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we're still in 2020 for this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But we're going to go over December 28th and 29th.
		That's Monday and Tuesday of last week, or I guess this week.
		And that way we save the end of the year for Monday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then also, it'll be in the lead-up to Alex's going to Washington, D.C. on the 6th.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're still doing that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So next week, there's a plan to go to D.C. for all that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wild.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Third time's the charm, I guess.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We can close out 2020, see how Alex ended the year on Monday, and then check in on the aftermath of that rally on Friday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It'll be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And have a blast.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It'll be a real bummer if they win.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It'll be a bad rally for us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It'll be a bad rally no matter what, I think.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's fair.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, before we get into this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have a little bit of an extended...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have a number of shout-outs today, which is very exciting.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Some of this is for folks who have signed up and are supporting the show, which we very much appreciate.
		Of course.
		One of them is a bright spot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, first, this is not a bright spot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am saying this name with a gun to my head, metaphorically.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is a dark spot.
		Alex Jones' tumescent moist penis.
		Thank you so much.
		You're now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't want to say that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
		We do have...
		There are some flaws in our...
		We'll thank everybody plan.
		There are some flaws that can be exploited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		Next, Hefe or Jeffe.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Frankie Fresh.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Frankie Fresh's moist penis.
unidentified		Hey, hey, hey, hey.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm sorry.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Am I not supposed to do that?
unidentified		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I apologize.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Puff Danny.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Puff Danny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
		Next, Sammy.
		S-A-M-M-I-E.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Sammy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Next, don't go into the future.
		It's hot there.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good advice for all of us.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Next, Nomad Adam.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a policy wonk.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, Nomadam.
unidentified		Ooh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ah, poor man to it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And finally, I'd like to say thank you to someone who donated on an elevated level.
		We appreciate that very much, and this is very important.
		Cisco is reverse flash.
		Thank you so much.
		You are now a technocrat.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
		Crikey, mate.
		That's fantastic.
		Have yourself a brew.
		How's your 401k doing, bro?
		All right, we got to go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?
		Let's just get down to business.
		We ain't making that money off that heroin.
		Why are you pimps so good?
		My neck is freakishly large.
		I declare Infowar on you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you so much, Cisco is Reverse Flash.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, thank you very much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Jordan, we have a couple of special things here.
unidentified		Of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		First, gotta say, a very special birthday shout-out to Bjorn L. Okay, happy birthday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for listening to the show and shooting us a message.
unidentified		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, happy anniversary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Getting married on the first, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Getting married on the first?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Craziness.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's out of control.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I guess you'll never forget your anniversary if it's on the first.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's cheating.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a holiday.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Come on, man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's cheating.
		Nah, nah.
		Get married on the second.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I still think that would be easy to remember.
		I honestly think it would probably be...
		I've not been married, but I think it would be probably...
		It's not as hard as sitcoms make it seem to remember your anniversary.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's not that bad.
unidentified		Oh, no!
unidentified		Not again!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That happened in every show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Multiple times.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but it's still never going to beat up the going on two dates in the same restaurant.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the best one there's ever been.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That was a good gag.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Every show for 20 years had one of those.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's fantastic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Happy anniversary to Ryan and Anne, randomly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, happy anniversary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, happy anniversary to you both.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, indeed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be weird to only wish one of you an anniversary.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I insist on sending this message to both of you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Happy anniversary to one, and get out of that relationship to the other.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So now, here's my bright spot, Jordan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is something that is going to blow minds from here to Scandinavia.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Scandinavia.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Scandinavian minds, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, I got two messages in the past little bit from people who are trying to set up shout-outs for their significant other.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But unbeknownst to either of them, they have both messaged me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We did not owe Henry someone!
		We did not owe Henry!
		How dare you O 'Henry us?
		Who are you?
		This is a coordinated attack.
unidentified		This was...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got O 'Henry!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Elizabeth from Sweden.
		Axel sent me a message to give you a shout-out to say that you're a policy wonk.
		Axel from Sweden, Elizabeth sent me a message asking to give you a shout-out and that you would go crazy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And you must both shave your heads now.
		That is the rule.
		Both of you must shave your heads and buy each other combs.
		Let's go all the way in!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just found that to be...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's the most delightful thing that I can think of.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and I hope both of your minds are blown.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a bright spot for me too, Dan.
		Fuck my dogs.
		I'm getting rid of them.
		I just want to think about this for the rest of my life.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a way to start the...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It is great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's wholesome.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Super wholesome.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I hope it's a nice surprise for them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cute as shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And Elizabeth from Sweden and Axel from Sweden, you're both Policy Walks.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm a policy wonk.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thank you both for brightening my week.
		Yes, thank you very much.
		It was great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't imagine listening to this show.
		You would have to be really, really deep in it if you listened to that part of our show and were like, no fun!
		No, I don't like it!
		My heart isn't warmed by that.
		I'm bitter as shit and I'm going to cry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think some people just hit the 15 seconds ahead.
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dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		None of this bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's our version of ads.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, basically.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Jordan, like I said, December 28th and 29th?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're jumping in on Monday.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this is where Alex is starting off.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Start your engines, my friends.
		It's Monday, December 28th.
		The year is 2020.
		We have several very informative guests that are going to be joining us coming up today.
		And I'm going to lay out just exactly where we are on planet Earth in the fight against the globalists.
		But first, President Trump over the weekend tweeted out a very powerful video titled Man in America 2020 has been a year like no other.
		Here is that report.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, this report that Alex is citing that Trump tweeted out is not what you would call a report.
		That term's being used real loosely.
		In reality, it's a video about how the election was stolen, created by a guy named Seth Holhouse, who runs a website called Man in America.
		I wanted to learn a little bit more about this guy, so I went to his website and I noticed a few things that I thought were interesting.
		Two big things popped up about his URL, which is mia.news.
		All right.
		The other thing that popped up was this guy had a.news URL, and pretty much the only people I've ever seen getting.news pages are Infowars Associates.
		I'm sure some other people are doing it too, but it's become something I associate so much with Alex and his crew that I instinctively...
		Yeah.
		100.
		It might have been slightly unexpected that this video went as viral as it did after Trump tweeted it out, because according to an article by Will Sommer in the Daily Beast, some interesting things started to happen recently.
		In particular, it appears that references online to Whole House being a member of the Falun Gong movement began to be erased, including a mention of his appearance at a 2007 Minnesota conference on the website Clear Harmony, and all mentions of him on mingwhai.org.
		Great, great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Good stuff.
		Everybody's got to work.
		Freelance is tough.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		This is not an individual who made a news report that's super powerful.
		It's the product of a longtime employee of a deeply right-wing...
		Propaganda media outlet that essentially deifies Trump.
		The removal of Whole House's name from those websites is kind of telling, and the most likely explanation for why it happened is because the propaganda video featured him as the narrator, and it doesn't work nearly as well as if you know that he's the member of a spiritual movement that reportedly views Trump as a critical ally in the coming Judgment Day where communists will be sent to hell.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		According to former Epoch Times employees speaking to the NBC News.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There is that, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That does kind of mess with your credibility a hair.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Right, you like the presentation of the...
		The man in America.
		Just the American flag behind him.
		It's all just, you know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So it's less a media report and more a book report on Behold a Perel Horse.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The charade works better when you just believe that the whole house is what he presents himself to be.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		From his website, his bio, quote, All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All I just heard was a lot of ravens, like, screeching in my ears.
		Like, that's all I heard was like...
		That's it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's sort of an angry mix between...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Charlie Brown's teacher.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've never written a good bio for myself, but I've always strayed about as far away from self-mythologizing as I possibly could.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This kind of reminds me of that advertising dude who created the Frank Bates persona to sell survival food and prepper supplies to conservatives because he knew that the pitch would sound more attractive coming from a normal, everyday kind of fellow like Frank, even though he didn't exist, compared to the reality of it being a...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, just bullshit, being resold to them by an affiliate marketing billionaire who lives like in New York.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It does not, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a sort of puppet game.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's tricking flyover states.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I bring this up to remind everyone that Alex Jones considers this a news report.
		What he's doing is just desperately chasing the actual new alternative propaganda media.
		Folks with associations with like Epoch Times or OAN and Newsmax until like a week or two ago when they admitted that Biden won the election.
		It appears that Alex really didn't want to work on this episode because other than introducing that special report, he doesn't get back into the studio until 20 minutes into the episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's very fun.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He just plays stuff and is like, oh, fuck it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I appreciate that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Have we definitively proven that Falun Gong is wrong, though?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Are they still in the running for end of day's winner?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know nearly enough about that as a group to speak with any kind of authority or credibility.
		So I can't say...
		Their point is solely that China is repressive of groups.
		I don't disagree with that point.
		But I don't think that groups like the Epoch Times...
		Are on the up and up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was being facetious.
		I don't think all communists are going to go to hell.
		I just don't think that's going to end up happening in the next...
		I don't think, even if it does, I don't think Trump is your ally in that fight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would say he's not the one you want to go with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I also feel like he's going to very shortly become a less effective ally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's hope.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We can only hope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex gets in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's quite a ways into the episode before he really says anything substantial.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So let me give the number out to respond to Trump signing the...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Declaration of what?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Emergency relief bill that's really just a foreign globalist pork barrel operation or the pardons or any of that.
		You're welcome to call in and we can all get our brownie points with Twitter and Facebook criticizing Trump.
		But that all really becomes a distraction from the world government, Bill Gates, the UN, the forced inoculations, the COVID systems, Joe Biden.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I honestly can't tell if Alex is mad at Trump about the relief bill or not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it doesn't seem like he...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can tell that he's going to be mad at callers if they're mad at Trump about it, though.
		I can tell that for sure.
		They're just trying to get Twitter brownie points, man.
		Another thing that I was struck by listening to this is, like, we're almost 30 minutes into the show, and granted, Alex wasn't on air for most of it, but one of the lead stories isn't the Christmas morning bombing in Nashville that he interrupted his holiday to declare an almost certain false flag.
		Shouldn't there be a follow-up on that?
		Like, Owen hosted the show on Sunday, so Alex didn't cover it then, so it seems like now would be a good time to do this a little bit more responsibly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no, no, no.
		It happened a couple of days ago.
		You don't need to worry about it.
		I already forgot.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, he doesn't get to this immediately.
		That's not the lead story.
		The lead story appears to be Trump should not leave office.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't like that story.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Inauguration is in 23 days.
		The coronation of the Chi-Con puppet.
		They've built the stage there.
		Biden says he's not going to have one.
		It's going to be virtual.
		Well, then why is the stage being built?
		Well, because Trump has refused to move out.
		Trump has refused to go.
		He's told his age, everybody, don't start packing the furniture or the clothing or stuff that's ours.
		We're not leaving.
		Well, what do you expect President Trump to do?
		President Trump shouldn't leave.
		President Trump shouldn't go.
		If it's fraud, he should fight on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is just kind of sad, because just imagine, as anti-Bush as Alex pretends to be, just imagine him arguing in support of Al Gore squatting in the White House because the 2000 election was stolen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Earlier in this episode, Alex said that even if Trump was a horrible bad guy, the election was still stolen from him, so we have a responsibility to fight to overturn it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I know that he said that the 2000 election was fraudulent, but somehow I just can't imagine him working up this passion to support Bill Clinton's vice president getting into office.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, the pyramids, they closed those off so you couldn't get out.
		So I'm fine.
		If Trump doesn't want to leave, we just board up the White House, build a nice little pyramid around it, and then, you know, he lives in comfort.
		I say we drop snakes in every now and again just to keep things exciting, you know, for the few weeks they have with air or whatever.
		Yeah, absolutely.
		Run away from snakes for a little while.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or hunt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Make sport of it.
unidentified		Just the Trump family running around the White House stabbing fucking snakes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, why not?
unidentified		I love it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that'd be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex talks about like, hey, you know, I went to this rally, this Jericho march a while back, back in D.C. Sure.
		And I said that Biden will not be president one way or another.
		A lot of people thought, maybe rightly, that who does speak it kind of violently.
unidentified		A little bit.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And in fact, I'm a snitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alright, sell me on this one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex outs himself as a snitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sell me on this.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We elected President Trump in one way or another, either by overturning the election and showing it's a fraud and getting Congress to act on January 6th and not certify it for Biden, or whether we end up impeaching Joe Biden or getting him arrested as a CHICOM agent, one way or another he will be removed.
		And that's what I said in my speech a few weeks ago in D.C. that made national headlines claiming I said, kill Joe Biden.
		Really, why haven't I been arrested?
		Because that's not what I said.
		The Secret Service hasn't called me.
		The last thing I want is for Joe Biden to get assassinated.
		That's how they can turn lemons into lemonade.
		That's how they can make that guy a victim and a good guy when he's a bad guy.
		Then we'll have Kamala Harris, probably worse.
		The Secret Service knows I'm on record.
		Not once, not twice, but three times getting crazy people arrested who were actually stockpiling weapons and planning to kill presidents.
		These crazies have sent us letters and called us before and said, I'm going to kill George W. Bush.
		I'm going to kill Obama.
		You know what I do?
		I pick the phone up and I call the Secret Service.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't believe Alex really, but if that's true, good.
		You should be doing that.
		But also, don't tell your audience that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would definitely not tell your audience that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If we said, hey, some people said we're going to kill the president, we called the FBI and they got taken care of, people would be like, yeah, good job!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's the appropriate thing to do.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's deeply alienating of extreme right-wing weirdos.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a problem for people who are interested in you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you speak too freely, I will snitch.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what Alex said.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I am a turncoat.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, I love the extreme stuff.
		I love it.
		I love dancing around it politically.
		Now, that said, I will call Janet Reno in a goddamn second.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This glass eye is...
		Have you heard snitches get stitches?
		Yeah, this is a glass eye.
		Let's just keep that straight.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Real fool's move on Alex's part.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Listen, all of you, I will turn you in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alright, good work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, he's real disinterested in the Nashville situation, which I found kind of surprising, because...
		Like I said, he put out a video about it on Christmas, which kind of makes you think that maybe he did smell something really important in the air.
		Maybe he did pick up on some pattern that he wanted to flesh out.
		No, he just doesn't really care.
		But still probably a false flag.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We're entering the phase of false flags.
		There's a lot of questions about what really happened at the bombing in Nashville.
		We've got Joel Skousen, World Affairs Brief, who's got a lot of...
		Excellent analysis joining us on that front.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He says nothing about the mission.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was going to say, what the fuck could Skousen know about?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If I know Skousen, and I do, a little, I would say he's going to say it's a false flag.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I can't say that for sure because he doesn't talk about it when he's on the show.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why would you?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He doesn't know anything about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He has bigger things to talk about.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Our munitions expert, Joel Skousen, coming in.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, Joel...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, I'm sure Joel would have made time to talk about this possibly being a false flag, but he had more important things to do, like tell you you've got to live an hour outside of town if you want to survive.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not too far, because then it becomes almost impossible to get supplies.
		But you have to get far away enough from places where there's large populations that people can't walk to you.
		He does go a while down that road.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		I do like a good...
		That sounds like when I was six and my friends and I were building a snow fort and we drew up, like, there's going to be parapets here and there's going to be turrets and we're going to make sure that there's going to be murder holes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're going to make a trebuchet out of ice.
unidentified		Exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Cool, man.
		No, it's fun to dream.
		It's fun to dream.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Also, I know exactly where to find Joel Skousen now.
		About an hour out of time.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Let's set up a radius.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We've got a Skousen perimeter.
unidentified		Wait!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, it's not mileage.
		It's about an hour.
		Doesn't matter if you're driving or walking or wherever it is, it's just gotta be about an hour.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think it's by truck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		By truck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's the sense I got.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, not as the crow flies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Crows can't get lumber back to your house.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or piping.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Nashville conspiracies appear to have deflated quite a bit.
		But there's an escalation going on surrounding COVID-19 related stuff.
		And I'm getting to the point where I'm getting the sense that Alex is just saying it's not even real.
		Like he's dancing dangerously close to David Icke territory.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		China's open for business.
		They're bragging that...
		We'll never be open because we didn't, quote, handle COVID right.
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alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's totally made up.
		Totally hyped.
		PCR tests are fake.
		It's all admitted.
unidentified		So...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He seems to be implying that the tests themselves are all fake, as opposed to amplifying and misleading people.
		But he's so unclear.
		He's so unclear, and he'll say, like, I'm not saying the virus is fake.
		But all of the ways he's describing the circumstances would lead you to that conclusion.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
		I would just, like, my guess is he's just reactionary, contrarian for the sake of it.
		Like, if you say anything, like, oh, it's 100% real.
		He'd be like, no, it's fake.
		No, I mean, the virus is real, but the tests are fake.
		No matter what, something is fake enough for him to disregard the entirety of the thing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think there's also a feeling of he's just desperate to be interesting.
		And so if you come in with a piece of information, he'll blow your mind with the contradictory piece of it.
		Yeah, that's fair.
		So one thing also that he's contrary to is Trump.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kidding.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he's not very happy about those pardons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the ones where he pardoned war criminals and murderers and white supremacists and cramers?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's hard to say what Alex doesn't approve of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The number one issue is not Trump's stupid pardons, which I disagree with.
		These latest ones, it's terrible.
		The number one issue is world government, new world order, technocracy, passports to travel, to leave your house, digital IDs, total control.
		It's not coming.
		It's here.
		So I want to know what you think the number one issue is and what we should do about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex has plenty of time to cover this story with responsibility.
		Like, why don't you agree with those pardons?
		Which ones?
		What's your problem?
		And why do you think Trump pardoned those people anyway?
		So I was going through the pardon lists from the 22nd and the 23rd, because I was trying to figure out, like, you know, what's the issue here?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And, you know, you had, like, Roger Stone and Paul Manafort were probably, like, the headliners of those shows.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, Alex can't be mad about that.
unidentified		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, he's for that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So then it was, like, Charles Kushner, Jared Kushner's dad?
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, maybe.
		Alex is kind of wishy-washy on Jared.
		He thinks he's a globalist.
		Charles Kushner was set up.
		Yeah, sure.
		He was just trying to prove that this person was cheating or whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that was a good sell.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whatever the fuck.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Almost got me on that one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so I've seen him go both ways with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So then, of course, what you were referring to is the four dudes who were Blackwater mercenaries.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the serial killers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, who carried out the Nassir Square massacre.
		Yeah.
		Which is really fucked up considering that last year...
		Trump pardoned...
		What was that guy?
		Eddie Gallagher?
		The dude who killed civilians.
		It's a bad pattern.
		I think I got a feeling that that's what Alex is talking about.
		Because so much of his career and any kind of...
		You know, like, well, you gotta give it to Alex, is built on his opposition to the Iraq War.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So much of it is based on, like, I am not a war hawk.
		I have principles.
		I'm not gonna just go along with George W. Bush in this war that's built on a lie.
		You know, that kind of stuff is the only reason that his career had any legs to begin with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Otherwise, he would just be, I don't know, a hyper-talented anti-communist weirdo no one's heard of.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's what prompted...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		People of other political alignments to consider him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like as being like, this guy's on to something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you go hard enough on...
		Everybody's enemy.
		Some people will, even from the opposite side, be like, yeah, you're going real hard, man.
		I'm all about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I had some friends in college who almost got sucked into LaRouche.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because these guys all suck so bad!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and so I kind of thought about that.
		I was like, well, that would be such an invalidation of really a core piece of Alex's premise.
		But I was like, we've heard him talk about wanting martial law.
		Putting socialists and Antifa in camps and stuff.
		That's an invalidation.
		You could do that if you wanted to.
		So here's my theory.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's your theory?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's actually those pardons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I was looking through the list of pardons.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I found that two pardons went to John Tate and Jesse Benton, the two Ron Paul campaign members who tried to bribe an Iowa State rep to switch his endorsement from Bachman to Ron Paul back in 2012.
		You might think that Alex would support both of those pardons because he's excusing the crimes of people who are on the same side as Alex, but you'd be wrong.
		Alex hates Jesse Benton.
		He's indicated in the past that he feels like Benton has worked to keep him on the outside of things, and...
		That Benton weaseled his way into the Patriot movement by marrying Ron Paul's granddaughter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I do remember that.
		He's done episodes about it.
		He's done a lot about that.
		That is really funny.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And fucking hating that guy.
		He is a scourge on the Paul family.
		I think it might be that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That has to be it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, you gotta go with the psychology of the individual, and there is nothing that motivates Alex more than petty grievance.
unidentified		Yes!
unidentified		Petty spite is number one on the things...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, you could have murdered his family, but if Stelter walks by, it's Stelter who's gonna get the hate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Philosophical consistency is what you would hope for.
		So you would hope it would be something like, you know, these people are out-and-out war criminals.
		And pardoning them may, in fact, actually be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I believe it is, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Experts in the field have indicated that it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I mean, it is fucked up because more, I think, than any other decision that a president can make...
		Pardons are intimate.
		Do you know what I mean?
		You pardon somebody knowing full well that they were convicted of their crimes, and chances are, did them.
		And pardoning those guys is very much like, brown people are not people to me.
		That's what that says.
		I am pardoning those people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The most generous interpretation is...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Civilians in other countries are at the mercy of our military.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		The most generous.
		I would argue that it points more towards I'm fine with genocide, but yeah.
		I mean, that's the reality of it.
		So if you see Trump pardon those guys and you're fine with that, you're fine with everything.
		That's what it is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The message of it is harrowing.
		Yeah, it's terrifying.
		I mean, there's a lot of decisions that are made by elected officials that send, like, less than ideal messages.
		That's definitely true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But something like that does give a real middle finger to the idea that anyone in the rest of the world would treat us like we're operating from any kind of place of good faith.
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jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Any movie where they're like...
		Oh, okay.
		We're gonna go in.
		We've got this super murderer in the darkest dungeon and we're gonna use him now.
		No, those are the bad guys.
		The guys who are like, yeah, let's set the dog loose.
		That's what this pardon is, is let's set the dogs loose on our enemies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And it's fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not even our enemies, just people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Except in that one season of Heroes, where it's the guys on level five.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Some of them were really bad, but I think a couple of them were actually got...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They were just down there because their powers were too strong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Too strong!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't remember exactly.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're weapons of mass destruction.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'd kind of lost interest in them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Don't worry about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No one's hurting you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Heroes is actually a work of science fiction.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You might be surprised to learn that Alex took in a little piece of science fiction over the weekend.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I am not surprised.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So I want to go to Manuel, Diana, Brent, Seth, Kirk, Joe, Wendy, and others.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Diana.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, no.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It's funny we got a lady named Diana calling in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get the fuck out of here.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Marvel Comics, I don't like these modern movies.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		They're all full of propaganda and very, very boring and have really stupid plots.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Agreed.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And a lot of men are kind of arrested in development and spend their lives obsessing with it.
		But I got taken by some friends last night to see the new Wonder Woman movie.
		And I've seen the other two.
		Been basically forced to watch those as well.
		They were unwatchable.
		This one was next level.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You just went for a movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		It was like a hallucination.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why do you keep getting dragged to movies?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like half of his media diet he's being forced to watch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just say that you like stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why can't you?
		Oh, no, I'm not really that big a fan of Star Wars.
		No, no, no.
		I don't really do sports.
unidentified		No, no, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't really do comic book movies.
		Fuck off.
		Say you like it.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You wanted to see Wonder Woman because you like comic book movies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I got dragged to it opening weekend.
unidentified		Why?
unidentified		Why?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Why did you get dragged?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got dragged to a movie theater on opening weekend to see Wonder Woman 1984 during COVID.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		By some of my friends who just dragged me there.
		I got trussed up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bizarre.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I was gagged.
		I was dragged.
		From my truck.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Although I will say that not liking it is probably the most obvious review you could imagine from Alex.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Female superhero.
unidentified		Yeah, done.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Strangely loved the new Ghostbusters.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He did not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So anyway, it's basically like if you go see Wonder Woman, you're getting mind controlled.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This one was next level propaganda.
		It was like a hallucination.
		Flicker rates, everything.
		This is the future of mind control.
		And a very positive message on the surface, a very negative one, deeper into it.
		But it was very well done.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Be careful what you wish for?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Very cheesy at one level, very sophisticated at another.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I mean, this is Stanley Kubrick level 2.0.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So you liked it?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Very, very sophisticated.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So when you go see that movie, you are basically being mind controlled.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just say you didn't like the movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to tell you this right now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I saw about 80% of that movie.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fell asleep on the last part.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Probably mind control.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, that was fine.
		No, it was fine.
		I was happy to have fallen asleep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The controllers just wanted you to fall asleep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was good stuff.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two things.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Your subconscious brain took in the rest of it, and now I don't feel safe around you.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not sophisticated at all.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not even a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kind of a comic book movie?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Two, Pedro Pascal is the greatest actor in the history of the world.
		He is very charismatic.
		Oh, it's amazing.
		So good.
		He was the best part.
		Once his part was done, that's when I fell asleep.
		I was like, ah, fuck this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think a lot of people feel the same way about Game of Thrones.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there we go.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, watch out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I don't...
		Maybe it's a sign of getting older.
		Maybe I'm maturing.
		I don't find Alex's movie reviews as good anymore.
		When he did The Watchmen, it was hilarious.
		This is kind of just a slow pitch.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're both too old to really get into a bad movie criticism of Wonder Woman.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I could stand someone telling me what's wrong with the plot, like if there's a structural issue with the story or something.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It doesn't make sense, but that's fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think you could probably still enjoy it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, there's incredibly huge problems with most of the Fast and Furious movies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can't think of any.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're still amazing.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Internal logic is fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah, I'm too old.
		Alex is ten years older than me, and I'm too old to listen to his dumbass tell me about how this is sophisticated mind control.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it was interesting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the men are cowards.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it was interesting the first time we watched it, because the juxtaposition of a gruff, ostensible newsman just being like, and Watchmen's stupid, is very funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And now we're on movie 300 of him being a child, and you're like, alright.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Watchmen 2, there was depth to his review.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he kept mispronouncing Ozymandias.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ozymandias is pretty great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there was something to that.
		He was swinging.
		He was swinging for the fences.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And this is just kind of like...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I kind of just get the sense that he was overwhelmed by the visuals and stuff and didn't understand the movie, and so he decided to call it Brainwashing.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		This is beyond suspended disbelief.
		This is beyond lowering your brainwaves to a near-sleep state.
		This is beyond daydreaming.
		This was...
		Full-on hallucination.
		And I was conscious of it, second to second, but still, my brain was, you need to stop watching this.
		This is not good.
		So it was next level.
		Absolutely next level.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he was just sitting there and was like, I don't know what's going on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, maybe take some brain force and it'll allow you to focus on the movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That might help.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he analyzes the film a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And by the way, I'd like to point out that he's spending as much time on Wonder Woman for no fucking reason.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, Diana called.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, there is that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he could have explained what his problem is with Trump's pardons.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		In this time that he's wasting on trivial nonsense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but he heard the name Diana, so you gotta talk about Wonder Woman 84. Right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or, I don't know, any other thing that has Diana in the name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Princess Diana.
		Gotta talk about that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Couldn't come up with another.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Couldn't come up with another.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The whole theme is, there's an end-of-world event coming.
		And we're the ones making it happen because we want too much, because of our desires.
		We've got to give our will over to something else to stop it.
		But it tricks you.
		Your will has been given over to this Antichrist character, but then you've got to denounce him but give your will to another collective that is the goddess Diana.
		But you've still given your will over.
		And men are bad.
		Women are going to lead us out of this.
		And that's what the Carnegie Endowment was set up to do, was to end the human species as we know it.
		Not just going to end men, they're going to end women as well, and make us corporate creations that are patented and controlled, and the globalists are God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Two stars.
		So I was listening to that, and I was like, okay.
		I've not seen this movie, and I'm not going to see this movie, probably.
		And not because I don't want to or anything, I just don't see movies that often.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, you'll be fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It looks good, like any hero movie is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But I was guessing that there's some sort of a villain that tricks people into supporting them, and then Wonder Woman gets their support, and that is how she's able to be successful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Kinda.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's close enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what he's talking about, more or less, right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but the problem is...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Give your will to someone.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Support them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No spoilers, because I didn't finish the movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No spoilers, because I can't.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because I can't spoil it.
		But the main bad guy is Pedro Pascal, Nicolas Caging all over the scenery.
		And he can grant wishes, but it's a monkey's paw scenario.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's a classic, what do you want?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And there's a price for it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he's a Twilight Zone episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Exactly, yes.
		The entire movie is Nicolas Cage Twilight Zoning everyone.
		My review of the movie is very simple.
		At the beginning, it's butt.
		And then in the middle, you're like, oh, this is pretty interesting.
		And then it's butt again.
		Like, that's the whole movie.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean, butt?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, butt.
		Like a buttocks?
		Bad.
unidentified		Oh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing wrong with buttocks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, fine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't understand that being a...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Fair enough.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I feel like there's another way you could have expressed that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Ass head.
unidentified		Hmm.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, don't watch Wonder Woman on LSD, bro.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So again, lots of cheesiness, lots of kid stuff, lots of mindlessness, lots of 80s nostalgia, but that's just for your conscious brain.
		Behind it, all the other manipulations taking place.
		So I'll do a more in-depth review later, but it was definitely mind-control caliber material.
		I definitely would not take it on LSD.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I think that most bright, flashy things might be a little bit tough to watch while you're on LSD when you're 46 years old.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Probably, with a history of amphetamine abuse.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And a loose grasp on reality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, to begin with.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, from the jump.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Hmm.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think so.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's a smart move on his part.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex does not really...
		I don't think he gets back into a more in-depth Wonder Woman review, which actually...
		I'm equal parts disappointed and glad he didn't, you know?
		I could have used something a little bit deeper than this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But at the same time, I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He'll do it eventually.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The way he describes Wonder Woman makes me want to watch they live with him just to see if, like, does he even see the hidden messages?
Why Alex Misses the Mark 00:03:41
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like, the consumed messages?
		Does he just see, like, a blank sheet?
		And he's like, I don't get why these people hate these aliens.
		They're great.
		Capitalists are running everything.
		All these people.
		What are you even looking at blank signs for?
		Come on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We can talk about this the next time it comes up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or maybe...
		No, I already did this with Marty.
		The episode where Rowdy Rowdy Piper was on Infowars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's right!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And he talked about They Live, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't think Alex gets a whole lot of...
		So in this next clip, Alex says something that is completely...
		I just don't understand it.
		The first part of it, categorically not true.
		The second part, impossible.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know, if you're an American...
		You've been brought up that America's bad, America's terrible, it's the worst place on earth, we're the most oppressive people anywhere, and statistically, it's actually the opposite.
		But we're never taught about the evils and corruption that goes on in other places where tyranny is in charge.
		But when you look at historical tyranny through the last few thousand years, and then current tyrannies, and tyrannies the last hundred years, every form of tyranny, every form of abuse, every form of oppression, and really nasty stuff, and the worst people being in charge, He's in the UN, he's in the world government, he's in the corporate governance, he's in the communist Chinese.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That makes no sense, that part at the end there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The last thousand years.
		I mean, I guess you could go with China, perhaps, but the UN leading that sentence is tough.
		The way you make that sentence work is you just pretend that the world government is everything you don't like, and that the UN is actually also the League of Nations, and it's also every government that has ever existed throughout Europe, and, you know, whatever.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's really...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just define your own terms, and then...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can say all corruption has been part of this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think it's really funny that he absolutely cannot bring up a very obvious one in Russia with just being like, well, Putin has declared himself president for life and any crimes that he commits are retroactively impossible to charge him for.
		He just attempted to kill the only person running against him for leadership.
		That sounds a lot like stuff Alex wants Trump to do.
		Like, one-to-one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And I think that the problem is that in America, we're never taught about other places doing bad things.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Never!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We never hear about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Never.
unidentified		Uh-uh.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Not something...
		We definitely don't hear about bad things happening in other countries very differently than when they happen here, too.
		It would be wild if we were to cover different stories, you know, the same story differently.
		That'd just be crazy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We never have people on the radio talking about how the Civil War was about states' rights.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, never!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		So that was weird.
		I got very confused by that.
		And then I got kind of mad.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So pretty amazing.
		Information.
		And when John Hopkins put that report out, they had Snopes and everybody go, oh, it's false.
		And they go, well, all the year's numbers aren't in.
		But at the study, they looked at that.
		They looked at last year, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands more already than it would be this year.
		So they averaged in the rest of the year and found still about the same deaths.
Intellectual Diversity Shock 00:08:09
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		But they said, well, it's not totally scientific down to the person.
		Well, nothing is with statistics.
		That's how they spin the fact into something that they can then obfuscate.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is really simple.
		According to the CDC, there were 2,839,205 deaths total in 2019, a rate of about 867 per 100,000 population.
		We don't have the total data for 2020 yet, and reliable figures won't be available for months, but the AP reported that scholars estimate the number will be over 3.2 million.
		Typically you would expect a consistent rate of death to produce between 20,000 and 50,000 extra deaths each year as the population ages and also increases in just total numbers.
unidentified		Sure, sure, sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's just a reality that people are dying, and Alex's political position depends on him living in complete denial of that fact.
		And I don't mean to be too preachy, but I hope this haunts him for the rest of his life, how ghastly this kind of behavior is.
		People are suffering and losing loved ones.
		For him just to pull this kind of bullshit, it's just...
		I want more Wonder Woman reviews.
		I don't want this shit.
		This is what I was telling you before the episode.
		I was like, yeah, I got one of those moments I haven't had in a while where I just had to walk away from the computer.
		I had to stand up and be like, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
		You know, like, my family is what they are, but my little sister and her husband both tested positive not too long ago, and I just, like, the possibilities for damage to them that we aren't even considering, like, fine, I get it.
		You don't think that you're gonna die.
		That's great.
		Like, have you not seen long COVID symptoms?
		Have you not seen people's psychosis manifest?
		Like, how do you not understand how terrifyingly dangerous this shit is?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And it's happened to people in my...
		You know, like, there's no escape from it.
		And it's because of fucking monsters like this.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's because of at least behaviors like this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, totally.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So fucking...
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The unknown unknowns, I think, is partially what you're talking about, too.
		And it's just like...
		I don't know.
		I just...
		I hope...
		I hope that he lives long enough to be haunted by this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, please.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex does finally get to taking calls.
		I'm not sure if he ever gets around to Diana.
		I regret to inform you that I think he takes two calls on this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hilarious.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But one guy calls in and wants to talk about how diverse Trump rallies.
unidentified		I feel like the fake news media and fellow NPC Americans, they're expecting a specific archetype of Trump supporters to be there in D.C. But I feel like they'll be greatly shocked at the intellectual diversity that will come crashing through in D.C. on January 6th.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, they are shocked.
		I mean, they tried to always say the Tea Party was racist so that blacks, Hispanics and Asians wouldn't go.
		That started to fail about eight years ago as people went and were totally accepted and loved.
		And then now...
		Under Trump, you go, and you'll have an over-representation at some of these rallies of blacks, Hispanics, and others.
		And the media, that's what put them into total race-based panic mode to say Trump is Hitler, because they don't know what to do.
		I mean, look, Trump got three times more black men to vote for him than any Republican ever.
		That scares the living snot out of the establishment.
unidentified		Oh yeah, of course it does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So this caller brought up intellectual diversity, and Alex immediately starts talking about racial...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, they don't actually have any intellectual diversity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what he was trying to say.
		I think that people have the image of Trump fans from past Trump rallies.
		The ones where we saw all of them.
		History is prelude, as they say.
		You expect about that to show up the next one.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes I really do think that the GOP thinks maybe there are ten black people total.
		And then when one shows up at the rally, they're like, we got 10% of the entire...
		How do you not think these things are diverse?
		We got 10% of all black people here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What I think is interesting is the inability for Alex to hear diversity and not immediately jump into defense mode about the clear lack of diversity at these...
		These rallies from that standpoint.
		Intellectual diversity, I guess, means that some people want to shoot people and some people want to...
		Go the legislative route.
		I guess maybe that's...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of diversity there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Some people are Mies Institute libertarian types, and some people are outright fascists.
		So, you know, you've got a lot of people on different sides.
		Also, not for nothing, Trump got like 8% of the black vote in the last election, so it's definitely better to report that as like, oh, record black support, instead of just saying, hey, this party that I support has never gotten over 10%.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It has so alienated an entire group of people.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Much like Trump's pardons, let's not consider any of the surrounding context of that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But man, Alex has a great idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If his goal is to incite violence and an insurrection among right-wing people in this country, he has an amazing idea.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thank God he hasn't conceded.
		We need to keep exposing the fraud, keep showing the evidence.
		And then no matter what happens, Trump is still our president.
		And I think he should have that talking point because it's true that the power structure and the system has occupied America and put in their puppet and that Trump should then travel around the country rallying legislatures, state houses, and others.
		And he should have a nightly TV program where he'll have more ratings than Fox.
		Talks to the public.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he should have a nightly show where he pretends to be the second president and the rightful president of the United States because there's an occupier in the house.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if I want to live in a 2020 where we're reliving the Pope and the Dark Pope fighting in Italy in the 17th century.
		I don't want to live where that is.
		I don't get why we're still doing that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't good for people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It was bad!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, when I was listening to this, I was like, okay, it's a stupid idea.
		Trump's never going to do that.
		The TV show, maybe, if it profits him somehow, yes.
		He's not going to go on a barnstorming tour of state legislatures in order to save the Constitution.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I mean, essentially you would be describing a war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's going to go from town to town recruiting for his fucking army.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, he's one of the greatest orators of our generation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He'll go and give really measured, thoughtful speeches about the responsibilities of statements.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just found that this section of the show just really struck me as what I would describe as...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Terrorist edging.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just trying to get these people right up to the point of...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But that's what this is.
		This whole, like, since he lost the election, it has been nothing but edging.
		Like, ooh, we're gonna do it this time.
		No, no, we're not gonna blow it up this time.
		But next time I do it!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it feels pretty, like, really pronounced on this 28th.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We don't value ourselves, so guess what?
		The new world order doesn't value us.
		And God will let us have what we want.
		We forsake ourselves.
		God didn't forsake us.
		We took all the blessings and threw them out the window because we had a game of tennis to play or golf to play or we were going to go act cool with our friends and get drunk again.
		And so who cares?
		Let somebody else handle it.
		Okay?
		Everything will be taken from you now.
		Everything.
		And they're going to do it in increments where you join along, you'll be taken care of, and then, oh, it gets a little harder, but you still join, and you still keep complying while you're being strangled.
Symbols of Slavery 00:07:10
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's go to Mike in Arizona.
		Mike, you're on the air.
		Go ahead.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Weird sound there.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There's a little burp.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A little something stuck in his throat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Some reflux.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe he had some nachos out at the Alamo Draft House.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, everybody's got to get something to eat during WW84.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I just hear that stuff and it's just like, hey, you could keep, you know, getting along, going along to get along, but that's how you're going to end up in submission.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're going to end up in shackles unless you blow something up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Kind of feels that way a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it does.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there's something to it, to where Alex is saying, like, we brought this on ourselves.
		It's your own fault.
		And that's to, you know, be the guilt fuel.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That you kind of need to get yourself into a position where maybe you do something stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So one of the things that I think is really weird, and I think we've talked about this a bit, is that Alex believes that masks are evil.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And wearing them is a mouth diver.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And what have you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But he sells them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, of course.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So he rationalizes that here a little bit.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's do it.
		I'm not talking about any particular individual.
		I'm talking about the way a Pharisee brain works is very one-dimensional-like.
		You say the mask are a fraud and cause bacterial pneumonia.
		You say they don't protect you.
		You say they're a symbol of slavery.
		Then what are you doing selling masks?
		Well, when we launched them, I made the decision to print it with Infowars.com so if you're on a plane or in a restaurant where it's a private place and they're making you do it and you need to go there for whatever reason.
		You wear it to fight back and then use the abuse like a judo move.
		They attack you.
		You use their momentum to throw them through the wall.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, no, we get it.
		No one misunderstands that.
		We understand that he's selling these masks in an attempt to encourage his audience to be oppositional, defiant to people in public, and hopefully cause a scene big enough to go viral and get some free press for InfoWars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We understand that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The meaning is clear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The thing that I think is fascinating, though, is that Alex can't grasp the critique that's coming from the other side, namely our critique.
		I would say that it's strange.
		That, you know, you think that this is a sign of slavery, but that somehow this sign of slavery is okay if it's a branded sign of slavery that Alex can profit off of somehow.
		Whether by selling it or the free press that comes from it, or the potential new audience that gets exposed to your product by other people wearing it.
		It's weird.
		It's strange that a sign of slavery would somehow become acceptable if you benefit from it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's a sign of slavery, but, you know, if we're gonna have slavery...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Might as well make a little cash on it, you know?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's fucked up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's really fucked up because that's pretty much what he's saying.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Also, he can straight fuck himself.
		If Alex spent even a minute looking into the history of how enslaved people were branded and mutilated to signify that they were enslaved, he'd probably feel pretty bad and maybe a little bit petty complaining about having to wear a mask to go to Kroger.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You would think.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You fucking dick.
		Yep.
		But he did brave.
		The slavery of public spaces or something?
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because he needed to see Wonder Woman.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then I talked to everybody I saw in the movie theater.
		It was amazing.
		Alamo Draft House.
		Horrible socialist globalists own it.
		They love it.
		You go in, all the lights are turned off.
		It's like dystopic.
		They're sitting there with a thermometer, a laser thermometer, to all get into theater.
		And I said to the guy, I said, You know, the same amount of people who died this year that died last year, right?
		This is all a fraud.
		He goes, I know, but we're just doing it to keep you safe.
		Oh, if I never existed, I'd be safe.
		It's all a fraud to shut down the economy.
		You won't even have your job soon, buddy.
		This is a global takeover.
		And the people that own Alamo are horrible leftist.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sir, just go see the movie.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You can even imagine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sir, do you want butter on your popcorn?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		The last 11 months, and it was just a disgrace.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sir.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We'll be right back.
unidentified		Stay with us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Watch it at home.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Don't...
unidentified		You sound miserable.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't get it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Why would you go to this theater that's run by terrible socialist globalists as opposed to just renting it at home?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How can you go give money to terrible socialist globalists?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems like it's counter to everything Alex stands for.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, totally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems like he's probably rich enough that he has a pretty comfortable TV in his living room, I would assume, based on how many goddamn movies he talks about watching.
		You'd think he's got a pretty cushy setup, maybe even an in-home theater setup.
		Watch this.
		Oh, wait!
		Can't!
		He risks brainwashing his children.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's true.
unidentified		His children may not be strong enough to resist the wiles of the subliminal messages that are in Wonder Woman 84. Wonder Woman did get an R rating for its subliminal messaging.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		18 and older without an adult.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The M-P-A-A-S for subliminal.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, dumb.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is dumb.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Stay home, Alex.
		I'm not going to judge him for going to a socialist, globalist theater.
		I go see the Cubs game, and the Ricketts are terrible fascist nightmare people.
		So, what are you going to do?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think that there is an argument to be made for, like, if you have to...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can't watch the Cubs live except by paying for a ticket to go to Wrigley or, you know, I guess you could travel to another city.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't watch them on TV without giving money to the Cubs that own their own goddamn network.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They're evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And you could make a similar argument that renting the movie at home would still be giving money to the studios and, you know, he doesn't support them.
		Whatever.
		I don't care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		VPN torrent.
		Let's do this.
		Get off the grid, buddy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Still.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it's a great idea to go to a movie theater in Austin right now.
unidentified		I agree.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Maybe I would still judge that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that's wise.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, anyway, Alex is cranky about this trip to the Globalist Socialist Movie Theater to see a brainwashing film.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The only way to deal with that is to have a couple of news reporter babies come in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		These two dicks, so it's Tom Papert and Patrick Howley, and they both work at National File, and they are just like, I can't look at them and not think that they're babies dressed up like adults.
		They just strike me as...
		Like, I don't know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The suits don't fit too well.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They've got shoulder pads on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And they have these sort of skills and presentation of, I don't know, like, debate team junior high kids.
Objections in the Senate 00:15:40
unidentified		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's just outrageous.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		At the end of the performance, they both, like, step away from their chairs.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		One of them gets on the other's shoulders, and they put their big trench coat on and walk out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and they're like...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tom's a little bit beefy, and Patrick Howie seems like a little squirrely guy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they're Laurel and Hardy-ing it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The team of them, and realizing that they work at the same place, it's just, it's comical.
		I kind of want to write a sitcom about it.
		I will not, though.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A nice little workplace comedy about those two evil fucks?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I will just suffer through listening to these two horribly voiced people explain to me how Trump can seize power.
tom pappert ▲ ● ▼		A sitting U.S. representative in the new Congress that will come in on January 3rd needs to have in writing a written objection.
		We've got this from Mo Brooks.
		That written objection then needs to be mirrored in the Senate.
		If it is with Tommy Tuberville or any number of people, Rand Paul, I'm looking at you, Ted Cruz looking at you, these are all of our heroes, right?
		Why haven't they agreed to do this?
		That's a very good question.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Take a fucking guess.
tom pappert ▲ ● ▼		Then if they have a senator agree, the two chambers break off and go meet and discuss the allegations of fraud, what they should do, whether they should strike.
		These electoral votes, what the proper thing to do.
		And in all likelihood, Nancy Pelosi's house will say, no, Arizona's Sharpie ballot markers were fine.
		That was just how elections were meant to be, according to the founding fathers.
		Meanwhile, if the Republicans have a spine, which we'll see if that happens, that's the big question, they'll come back and say, no, Arizona must be thrown out.
		It's then entirely up to Vice President Mike Pence.
		As the presiding officer of the Joint Session of Congress, he gets to decide what to do with that information.
		So Mike Pence can say, alright, I'm siding with the Senate on this one.
		We're going to toss out Arizona.
		He can do that.
		Or Pence can do the safe thing, the expected thing, and he can say, there's no agreement.
		I do not want to cast a tie-breaking vote.
		Therefore, Arizona stands.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think the Founding Fathers would...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead and throw out all the votes from non-whites and women.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I don't think they would worry too much about this election at all.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Trump would have won in a landslide if the Founding Fathers had anything to say about it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Their definition of white might not be what yours is.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It might be a little different.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If we go by the Founding Fathers' definition of votes, maybe five million would have been cast this year?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Bad news, Italians and Irish.
		You can't vote.
		Oh, God.
		Yeah, so, like, with those Sharpies.
		Get the fuck out of here.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will tell you this.
		If they find some Byzantine way where they're like, no, no, technically, I mean, I'm sorry, but according to legal code 206.C54, Trump is going to be president for the next four years.
		I'm going to start a war by myself.
		By myself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It'll be a war against...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A Byzantine code rule?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		How dare you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's not gonna fly.
		How dare you?
		This is just fan service.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, if this happened the way that Papert is discussing here, these objections would have to be brought up in the January 6th Joint Session of Congress, and then it would require a senator and representative to have signed on.
		Then, each house would meet separately and debate the matter.
		So each objection, each state would have to have an objection with a senator and a representative signed on.
		And then they'd each have to be debated.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We call him the Right Honorable Senator from Kentucky.
		Yes, do you believe in reality?
		No?
		Next person.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So each House of Congress would then vote, and they would require a simple majority for the objection to stand.
		The objections would literally never pass the House, so you could just forget about that.
		And it seems nearly impossible for me to imagine that it would end up in a 50-50 tie in the Senate, which would be the only time when Mike Pence's vote would matter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because the only instance there would be like, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's possible if both Democrats win in the Georgia runoff election.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Then the vote in the Senate goes down like strictly party lines.
unidentified		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Then we get to a 50-50.
		But that seems super unlikely.
		I find it really difficult to believe, even as craven and ghoulish as some of these GOP congresspeople are, I can't imagine Mitt Romney voting along that line.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, they just heard my threat.
unidentified		Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Rand Paul can't even debate me.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Imagine if I started my own war against all of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think Rand Paul would go along with it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree with that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that Mitt Romney would...
		There's a number of GOP senators that I don't think are secure enough in their position that they would go along with this.
		I think even McConnell's a toss-up.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's too much of a craven dickwatt.
		If he thought he could win, he'd win.
		But he couldn't.
		If he thought he would lose, he'd find some way to screw somebody else.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But you couldn't.
		Even if you do this and you somehow get the objection to stand in the Senate, it still doesn't stand in the House.
		It doesn't matter.
		These statutes are really clear that in order for things like this to fly, there needs to be agreement in both houses of Congress.
		When there's an alternative slate of electors offered from each state and the houses, they disagree on which to accept, quote, the statute states that the votes of the electors whose appointment was certified by the governor of the state shall be counted.
unidentified		It doesn't matter.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The only outcome this is going to result in is like, they're just going to draw this shit out.
		Like, the process is just going to get dragged out.
		They're going to stall any government operation, and they're going to further radicalize and agitate the right-wing elements who just can't accept that Trump lost.
		Tom Papert's out here creating this fantasy world for them to all live in, and then when that world does not materialize, it's just gonna drive the audience deeper into the hole of resentment and insisting that the system is broken and can't be fixed.
		Like, if these magical fantasy plans don't work, what hope does the actual process have?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We're screwed!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's all that's going on here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just like, draw it out, drag it out.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the problem is...
		Once you've exhausted all of your magical plans, then everybody who's believed that the magical plans could happen eventually has to go, nothing we do works.
		We have to do something different.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And usually the thing that they think to do different is not like, let's get into actually organizing, community building.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And that's because they don't ask, why are we always losing?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because they already know the answer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It can't be because the plans are magical.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, it can't be that.
		It has to be because these people are so evil they won't even follow the rules that we're...
		We're the good guys.
		We're trying to follow the rules and they won't.
		It's not that we're full of shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
unidentified		Nope.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Certainly not.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So that's Tom Pappert coming in with his magical Mike Pence plan.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then we get Patrick Howley also on the call.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Just like really being a shithead.
patrick howley ▲ ● ▼		Well, Alex, first of all, I want to make clear, because I just got a text, you know, nobody's considering replacing Mike Pence in the short term as a strategy, but mark my words, that was looked into, that was researched.
		Absolutely no one has a free pass if they're going to go against President Donald Trump.
		President Donald Trump is the Republican Party, President Donald Trump is this movement, and the American people are desperate to keep him in here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So actually, I looked into this a little bit, and I found a mission statement for...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Patrick Howley's politics.
unidentified		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There is no loyalty except loyalty to Donald Trump.
		There is no love except love for Donald Trump.
		There is no laughter except the laugh of triumph over Antifa.
		There is no art, no literature, no science.
		When we are omnipotent, we shall have no more need for science.
		There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness.
		There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life.
		All competing pleasures will be destroyed, but always, and do not forget this, Winston, there will always be the intoxication of power, constantly in Christmaston, You get where I'm going with this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		Dude, get a job that does...
		Do something good.
		Become a bricklayer.
		Do something good with your life instead of writing that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Sweat a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Just do something.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He didn't actually write that.
		I mean, it's spiritually in line with...
		So, Patrick Hawley is a little bit too, like, obvious.
patrick howley ▲ ● ▼		Here's what's going to happen on January 6th is great independent media like Tom and Alex Jones are going to show the world in real time all of the evidence that the courts have not been making public to the people and the Supreme Court won't even hear.
		And I know Matt Gaetz is going to fight and I know we can drag it out for hours upon hours upon hours and create a maximum pressure scenario.
		And that's why what we're doing is going to really make an impact.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, that was showing a few too many cards, I think.
		Patrick Hawley knows that the only thing they're going to achieve is this big dum-dum publicity stunt, and they're going to extend the process by however long they can to maximize profits.
		Unfortunately, according to the U.S. Code, each objection that gets made is limited to two hours of debate, with no congressperson being allowed more than five minutes to speak or question the matter.
		You can do the math if you want, but according to the law, there's only so much they can drag this way.
		So, good luck.
		Enjoy.
		Dumb.
unidentified		Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex wants Tom and Pat to close things out by explaining, hey, who are them globalists?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And in my note, I just have here, these people are fucking nuts.
unidentified		Okay.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		30 seconds or one minute each.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		How would you describe in one minute, Papert the Globalist?
tom pappert ▲ ● ▼		Well, what you started to say is accurate.
		It's a collection of psychopaths who have figured out that they can leverage blackmail, extortion, bribery, everything you can get to keep a seat in power no matter what country is the global hegemon.
		If it's the United States, that's great.
		If it's China, who cares?
		I think that that is the globalist.
		They are power drunk, they are sick, and they have no loyalties to anything but power.
patrick howley ▲ ● ▼		Well, they might have loyalty to Baal, to Moloch.
unidentified		That's true.
patrick howley ▲ ● ▼		And, you know, these are baby-killing Satanists.
		They are overseeing a genocide of little babies.
		They're sick people.
		They have a religion.
		They believe that they're, you know, descended from the Nephilim bloodlines.
		It's a satanic Luciferian cult.
unidentified		Wow!
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just don't understand.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I just don't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Our enemies believe that they're descended from the Nephilim.
unidentified		It's not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, they don't.
		They don't.
		They don't exist.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You just don't know about what they talk about behind closed doors.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They don't exist.
		Really?
		Say that out loud.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nephilim.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Say that out loud.
		Our enemies believe they're descended from the Nephilim.
		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The biblical giants.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Bye.
		Bye.
		Goodbye.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		Goodbye, Tom Papert and Patrick Howley.
		You have comported yourself exactly how one would expect, which is not well.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Go try and steal booze from somebody, you two toddlers wearing a goddamn...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex has a really important structural public service announcement that I think is actually really key for the InfoWarriors to take to heart.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Brother, I absolutely agree with you, and we have to physically not support the big globalist chains.
		Sometimes we still will be forced to.
		We have to physically support mom and pops.
		We have to understand it's a war.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Didn't you go see Wonder Woman at a socialist globalist movie theater on opening weekend?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, Alamo Drafthouse isn't a huge chain.
		It's not AMC or anything like that.
		I think you're supporting mom and pop.
		I mean, obviously, mom and pop evil globalist socialists, but, you know, there's still room for that small business globalism.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Opening weekend.
		Movie I hate.
		Great.
		So, Alex goes back to calls, and this caller actually brings up what I would say is a good point.
		It's a logical extension of a lot of Alex's ideas.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		I'd love to see in the future your show maybe focus on, or a new show maybe focus on how we start setting up new systems and societies to get outside of the mainstream society.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		What you're saying is 100% the answer.
		We should all just be focusing on communities, neighborhoods, towns, organizations, free association groups.
		Where we want a pro-human future, where we want traditional values, where we honor life, where we honor children, where we honor goodness, because they've overtaken the churches and control most of those.
		And so we need something that, I don't want to even use the word secular, but something that's just human and saying we reject death.
		We reject the wages of the New World Order.
		God bless you, and I appreciate your call.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so, I mean, this caller's essentially bringing up, like, hey, why don't we talk more about setting up some communes?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Now it's like, yeah, you know what, we should.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We should set up those communes, but that does sound a lot like what the dirty globalists want to do.
		Shit.
		We're stuck.
		Our imaginary enemies have solutions that we don't like, because they're also our goddamn...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We have to make rural autonomous zones as opposed to autonomous zones in cities.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Completely different.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Joel Skousen shows up, and the conversation about this dumb elector plan that Tom Papert was pitching earlier comes up.
		And I'll say, to Skousen's credit, he doesn't go in for that bullshit.
		He thinks it's a dumb plan.
joel skousen ▲ ● ▼		It's going to be very easy to block.
		It doesn't matter how many people are in favor of the Trump electors.
		All it takes is two or three to block.
		And I think that's what's going to happen in the Senate.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Is there any path to victory now for Trump?
unidentified		Disrespectful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Eating a little bit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Disrespectful.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Eating a little bit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Having a little bite.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I will say that Skousen, I will tip my hat to him in terms of him saying that this plan is dumb.
		Yes.
		I will retract my hat.
		At this point, when he starts talking about...
		There was that story that was going around about John Roberts, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, yelling about how we can't take up this case.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Listen to this idiot.
		Listen to this idiot Joel Skousen talk about that story.
		This guy's a fucking idiot.
joel skousen ▲ ● ▼		As you know, there was this supposed leak from the Supreme Court, which I'm a little bit doubtful of.
		Stating that John Roberts, you know, had a yelling and screaming session threatening conservatives into not taking up the Texas case for fear of rioting in the United States if we ever, you know, allow Trump to be re-elected.
		Well, the Supreme Court came out the next day and said there was no such yelling match because the Supreme Court justice haven't met in person for weeks because of COVID-19.
		Everything is done by Zoom meeting.
		It's very possible they did meet in person because John Roberts wouldn't have wanted to put this on Zoom, which is not a secure form of communications.
		It could have been tapped and leaked to the American people what he was saying on that.
		So I think there's good arguments in both cases.
		But this much I do know, Alex, that John Roberts is a controlled individual by the deep state.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
joel skousen ▲ ● ▼		And he did, in fact, and would, in fact, always vote against Trump to make sure he's not re-elected.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What a fucking idiot.
Teasing Tomorrow's Tease 00:04:34
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So, I doubt this story even happened.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great start.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great start to launch this ship.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		And they told me that it didn't happen because only Zoom meetings have happened for weeks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		My rebuttal to that is, what if they did?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Whoa.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a good one.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Skousin.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What if instead of the thing that's real, they did the thing that I said?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Skowson, I'm gonna fucking subscribe to your newsletter, man.
		You are killing it.
		That level of reasoning is being brought to this.
		What if?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alright, now I know the sun rose yesterday, but what if it didn't?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What would we say then?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I would guess that any communication between Supreme Court justices is not something that anyone would want to leak, and therefore this meeting would not be different or special from any other meeting.
		If any is being done on Zoom, I would assume...
		Probably a hyper-secure special Zoom.
		It's not like the Zoom that you and I use.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would doubt it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I would doubt it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Very stupid.
		Very stupid reasoning skills.
		Very dumb analysis.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I will say, as we found out when we did our bonus episode over Zoom, it's not even possible for John Roberts to scream at somebody through Zoom.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It cuts your volume off if you're anywhere near as loud as me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That might have been your laptop.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That could be me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it's unclear.
		So anyway, we're going to end this episode here and jump to the 29th.
		All right.
		Who cares?
		He just talks about how you need to live an hour outside of town.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I want to move an hour outside of town.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't not want to, but I also don't care to hear Skousen talk about it.
		So we jump to the 29th here.
		This is delightful.
		I find this a lot of fun.
		Alex decides to kick things off by teasing a little bit.
		But then he's like, I'm not going to tell you what I'm teasing about.
		You can't tease a tease!
		But it's a little too obvious.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, I know some incredible information.
		That I am not at liberty to tell you, but I am at liberty to just give you a hint, which I don't think is too hard.
		You notice Trump said January 6th will be wild in D.C.?
		Well, it will be wild.
		And I can tell you the Twilight Zone nature of all of this went up to a whole new level yesterday.
		And I'll leave it at that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex keeps trying to hint that Trump's going to come to the rallies.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's very simple.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I love the idea of somebody being like, look, here's some information.
		You can't tell anybody, but you can hint.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, listen.
		Don't give away the information.
		Make it a puzzle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is really serious, and you gotta be on the up and up about this.
		Now, I'm not gonna tell you how to hint.
		I'm not gonna give you any lines that you can't cross.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm not gonna say make it too easy or too hard.
		I'm not gonna say that.
		I just want you to put your own spin on it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Alright?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So yesterday's show, the 28th, was kind of disappointing in a lot of ways.
		There wasn't a lot of content.
		There was a lot of stupid shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anytime those two dum-dums are on the show, it's bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
		And then there was a lot of Wonder Woman complaining, and I found it to be uninspired even by Alex standards.
		But there was a problem.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Did he even talk about Pedro Pascal?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because it's amazing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's so good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm sure he is.
unidentified		He's amazing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But look, there was a problem with the show that was...
		Structural.
		It was beyond what I could observe.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Okay, let me just kind of calmly explain this.
		I got prepared for yesterday's show for several days.
		And then I got so upset after looking at all the news and evidence and over-preparing...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Watching Wonder Woman.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		...that I was in such a nasty mood when I started the show yesterday...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because you watched Wonder Woman.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, man, I over-prepared.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just couldn't get my job done because I was too prepared again.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Constantly over-prepared.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whining about Wonder Woman happened because he was too prepared.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Too prepared.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Too prepared, okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And angry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And someone named Diana called in.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, then you gotta.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You just gotta.
		Look, I don't blame him for that.
		I would have done the same in that situation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then today, he's like, I ought to make good on it.
		You know, I had all this over-preparation yesterday.
		Now I must pay off that over-preparation.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, here we go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So what he decides to do is show off like a baby, Mike.
Manipulating Hospital Statistics 00:15:18
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Whine about Wonder Woman?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let me show you just the COVID stacks.
		One is from yesterday.
		Three are from today.
		So I have four stacks right here.
		Four COVID stacks.
		No, no.
		Look at this stat.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look at this one.
		Look at all these stacks.
		I have so much paper.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I've seen...
		Look, I've been in the pool hustling game for a while.
		I'll tell you right now.
		I've seen...
		I know when somebody has some fake ones.
		All right?
		I know what's underneath that roll.
		I know what's going on.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This is somebody who's like padded essay to...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hit the word limit.
		That's how it feels.
		Oh, look at all this paper.
		I've read all this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I know you said size 14, but what if I can get away with a size 15?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's one less word per page.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's so much a desperate attempt to trick people into thinking he's prepared at all because it visually looks like he might have.
		There's so much paper out here.
		I would be more impressed if he had nothing.
		But it's all just a magic trick.
		Anyway, Alex, apparently the story is another level of deep COVID denialism that, again, was the kind of thing that I just had to walk away from, breathe a little bit, and just be like, oh, fuck you, man.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So again, they're like, oh, we're turning people away.
		Well, that's like saying one restaurant is full, but there's 10 more next door that aren't.
		That's how they statistically manipulate it.
		But I'm not just going to tell you that.
		We're going to show you where you can go directly into the CDC's own numbers and see what every hospital in your town or city has because the COVID cases are all reported, because they're all incentivized to call it COVID to get money, and most of these people don't even need to be in the hospital.
		But Travis County is at, as of last night, 9% COVID capacity.
		There are 77 people in hospitals in Austin, in Travis County, That supposedly have COVID.
		We're talking millions of people, 77 in the hospital.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex is desperately trying to spin the news stories that have been coming out about how hospitals are going to have to start talking about rationing care because they can't handle the load of patients with the surge of COVID-19 cases.
		Obviously, this is something that people have been warning about for a long time and everything Alex has stood for has been the exact things that people warned would cause the need to ration care and turn people away from hospitals.
		The fact that we've reached the point we have should be a sign that people like Alex Jones have been a cancerous influence on the public information space.
		And that his recommendations have led exactly where everyone knew they would.
		So it's super important for him to act like all this is imaginary.
		Or something.
		The way he chooses to do it is by covering the story like a fifth grader doing a book report about a novel he's only pretending to have read.
		There's a couple of details that he got from reading the back cover that he's hitting really hard in order to fake like he knows what he's talking about.
		A December 28th article in the Austin Statesman reported that the ICU occupancy in Travis County rose 62% in just the previous week.
		The county has a maximum ICU availability of 200 patients, and they were at 132 on Monday night.
		There are 422 hospitalizations in the county linked to COVID-19 as of the time of the writing of that article.
		I was trying to get a sense of what Alex would possibly be talking about because the numbers that he's using are just completely out of sync with anything I can find reported anywhere.
		I looked at the Austin COVID-19 surveillance dashboard and I think I figured out where he got the 77 number from.
		I think that was the number of people listed as on ventilators at the time that he looked By December 31st, that number was up to 81, but it seems like the number could have possibly be close to what he was saying at the time that he read it.
		And I actually found a Statesman article from earlier this week that cited that the number of people on ventilators was 77 in Austin on Monday when this episode was recorded.
		So I'm pretty sure that sounds about right.
		What's outrageous about this, if this is what he's going off of, like this misinterpretation, is that right next to the ventilator number on the COVID-19 dashboard is the hospitalized figure in twice as large a font, which is much higher.
		If Alex actually had looked to find these numbers, it would be literally impossible for him to miss that one and see the other one.
		It kind of heavily implies that either he's just repeating something that someone told him, which is inaccurate, or he's willfully passing along inaccurate information in order to minimize the public health risk posed by COVID-19, which stands a very good chance of getting extra people killed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, he just saw Wonder Woman, so whenever he read that, his brain was all messed up.
		He thought that the smaller number was the only number that you could see.
		That's what happens with Wonder Woman.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is that right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you can't see large numbers anymore.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
		It's a real bummer.
		Write something bigger than 16-point font, and I cannot read it.
unidentified		Oh, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's brutal.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, in terms of deaths, the city of Austin put out a press release on December 30th announcing that COVID-19 was the third highest cause of death this year, behind only cancer and heart disease.
		The number is at least 548 this year.
		If you do a little bit of math, that's north of one a week.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Also, I know it's not...
		Possible, but I wish you would just stop doing stuff like this.
		Like, it's so much more fun when it's Wonder Woman, Illuminati symbols, and fake Jefferson quotes.
		It sucks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It blows me away.
		Like, I understand it, because I, you know, I have never been able to just light $20,000 on fire whenever I wanted to.
		But it never fails to surprise me what people will be convinced is enough to, like, corrupt somebody.
		Like, this whole, like, oh, they get an extra 20 grand out of a, it says COVID in an ICU, and it's like, that's nothing.
		The people that you are describing as being the evil billionaires that are destroying everything would fucking put...
		$20,000 under their shoes just to feel like what it's a step on money.
		Like, it is nothing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But there's a secondary conversation even past that, that that money that's being discussed isn't, like, some kind of a bonus.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's payment for care.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's Medicare payments.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, like, do you think that people who have other things don't also have payments attached to them, like a heart attack?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Do you think that maybe might be more?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
		If you go in for a cough and you have a heart attack, they still only pay for the cough.
		They're not giving people bonuses just for having a heart attack in the hospital, Dan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's imagining that this number is zero for other things.
		Oh, he incentivized.
		It's just so stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's pathetic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But yes, that number is also really big to people like us.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And comically small to people like...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's one of those things that it's hilarious to me whenever people are like, oh man, your House of Representatives make like $140,000 a year!
		And it's like, yes, I know that's a lot of money to you and me, but to the oligarchs who own them, they can shit out $140,000 every five seconds.
		Like, it is so little.
		The real scale of corruption that we are existing in is world-level.
		The country is what corruption...
		Somebody could be like, okay, I will corrupt you if you own Sudan now.
		That's the level of billionaire evil corruption we're dealing with.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think I get what you're saying in terms of scale.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I thought that was bad.
		I thought that Alex is claiming that 77 people are hospitalized with COVID-19 in Travis County, which is demonstrably not true and very, very bad.
		I thought that was bad, but then this is worse, I think.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've got...
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Kyle Rittenhouse's mother.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		She did her first interview yesterday with Owen Schroyer.
		I was up here working.
		I was like, wow.
		She's got a lot to say.
		I haven't seen her on TV.
		And they're like, no, this is, I think, her first interview.
		So she'll be joining us with her lawyer about the incredible persecution of the Rittenhouses.
		That's a beta test.
		For the rest of us, in the third hour...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, whenever that does end up happening, Alex cannot stop saying, we are all Kyle Rittenhouse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's very uncomfortable.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, it's a bad interview, and we'll get to a little bit of it to end this episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are all murderers, however, is something that I would say that Alex is correct on.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Spiritually.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If that's what he's describing, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, we gotta get back to this hospital hoax first, though, that Alex is gonna blow the lid off.
unidentified		Great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Man.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This guy is an in-depth journalist.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Ladies and gentlemen, I'm about to lay out for you the absolute proof of total criminal fraud by the hospitals, by the media, by the CDC, because they go on the news and they say, we've got to lock down the economy.
		You can't leave your house for a few months.
		We're going to have 2.5 million dead in just a few months.
		The hospitals are already overwhelmed.
		And the people went to the very hospitals.
		You saw the hundreds of videos.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I remember when everybody took pictures of parking lots and pretended that no one was in the hospital.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I remember that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You guys are all dogged industrial.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so Alex rambles about nonsense for a bit.
		I'm like, what are you actually talking about?
		And he finally gets down to it.
		And it was an article in NPR that he found.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Federal data reveals which hospitals are dangerously full this week.
		Is yours?
		And then you link to the federal government CDC website from NPR that they know you're not going to link through.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, you know they're...
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Federal data shows you've got a billion dollars in your bank account, but you really don't.
		Look at this.
		Federal data reveals which hospitals are dangerously full this week.
		Is yours?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So what's going on here is that Alex is upset about an article he didn't read in NPR where they had some links that I guess he's certain no one followed.
		I'm certain that Alex didn't do any original research on this, nor do I believe that he went and looked at the raw data because I'm certain he would be unable to read the Excel spreadsheet.
		It's...
		It's a lot of rows.
		He's talking about the data visualization that NPR posted, which does show that Travis County has 9% of its known inpatient beds used for COVID patients.
		The problem with that stat on its own is that it's meaningless.
		For instance, if Alex looked a little bit deeper into the data, he'd see that 9 out of 15 Austin hospitals are not included in the data set.
		So it's a little incomplete in terms of getting the full picture.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's a struggle.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But even beyond that, the problem isn't that all the beds are being taken up by COVID patients.
		It's that with a rise in COVID patients, the hospitals will reach their capacity and have no beds left for anybody else who might need treatment.
		That's why a more than surface-level analysis of this data is important.
		So let's take St. David's Medical Center in Austin as an example.
		They show 7% of their adult inpatient beds being taken up for COVID patients.
		That seems like nothing.
		A drop in the bucket at 7%.
		However, if you look at the next column, you'll see that 93% of their total adult inpatient beds are occupied.
		So any increases in COVID patients would be a disaster for them.
		You see this in many of the included Austin hospitals.
		Ascension Seton Medical Center has 13% of its beds taken by COVID patients but 90% total occupied.
		Dell Seton Medical Center at UT Austin has 23% of its beds taken by COVID patients but 94% are occupied total.
		For North Austin Medical Center, 10% are COVID patients, but 94% total are occupied.
		This is the pattern that is the important piece.
		Yeah, the concern is definitely partially that there are a lot of COVID patients that need to be treated.
		But the larger picture has to take into account that hospitals have a certain capacity.
		And even beyond that, they only have a certain amount of human attention that can be provided to patients.
		You can't magically create doctors and nurses in a 3D printer.
		So even if you add a ton of beds or put patients who should be in the ICU and non-ICU, This is the sort of context that Alex deprives his audience of because he thinks that he has a slam dunk with the optics of this 9% statistic.
		He can yell that 9% all he wants, but it doesn't change the reality that it's far more complex than surface-level faked book reports.
		I feel like I might be saying this a lot, but this shit's disgraceful.
		It's infantile bullshit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This elevator has 100 people on it, and there's only an increase in 9% of COVID patients adding to the elevator.
		I mean, sure, the maximum capacity is 50, and the elevator's going to fall.
		And everyone's going to die.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's only nine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		But you can fit an extra 9% in there.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's interesting when you either willfully or are unable to understand the complexities of things, and then you gloat about it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
		St. David's is at 7% capacity.
		Uh-oh, St. David's South Austin Medical Center is at 20% capacity.
		Uh-oh.
		Ascension, Seton.
		Oh no, this one.
		They're at 13%.
		Oh no, we're all dead.
		You average together 9% capacity.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Again, those are the hospitals that we just discussed.
		He's not taking into account the larger picture, and he's gloating about missing the point, which is kind of like exactly what Alex does.
		I mean, it's perfect.
		I'm going to cut out this next clip because it's pointless, but I just thought it was pretty funny that Alex claims that he fact-checked Johns Hopkins.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All right, Alex.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just thought that was really funny.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Get the fuck out of here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Alex sitting there with bifocals, and I'm like, what?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Using my CPA, I've gone through and taken care of Johns Hopkins' numbers.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I just thought that was really funny, just the mental image of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But it pales in comparison to how excited I got when I heard this clip.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So there's facts.
		Now, I haven't hit the latest.
		The actual UN document where they admit it's all a hoax and for power and control, bigger than the Great Reset.
		It was first in a Canadian document.
		They tried to say, well, we're not sure what's real, but we were able to search the document and find other documents from other countries that confirm it is real.
unidentified		Ha ha ha!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We have you now.
		We'll be back.
		Hour number two, straight ahead.
		This is the Infowar.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God damn, he's so excited.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I am pumped.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have you now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You better...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He got him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You better fucking follow through on we have you now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Dude, he got him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you have them now, you better now have them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know me pretty well.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know that's something that gets me excited when Alex drops something like that on my lap.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have them now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's a document.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have them now.
		Not later.
		We're not going to get them soon.
		Now is when we have them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but we'll get back to that.
		All right.
		Because Alex...
unidentified		See, but we have them now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We should be getting to it now.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You can't get back to something that we have now.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's more important things going on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have them!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Nope.
		Oh, okay.
		There's Epstein.
		Remember him?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I should have known.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He had a cellmate.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I should have guessed.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And that cellmate just died of COVID.
Suspicions Around Son's Lawsuits 00:10:04
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And now this is a conspiracy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now it's a conspiracy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Epstein liked to read a lot and he kept to himself.
		He wasn't a problem starter or too loud.
		My uncle said he was a good cellmate.
		His niece said.
		The Daily News reports that Reyes was...
		Transferred to a private prison the day before Epstein hanged himself in August 2019, and it was there that he contracted the coronavirus.
		Oh!
		So he was found dead in his apartment, and they're telling you it was coronavirus.
		Let me tell you who else died of COVID-19.
		Please pull up the Sir Bruder Film, please.
		That's right.
		Little did you know...
		Well done.
		But the coronavirus COVID-19 got in a time machine and went back to Dallas.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Killing it.
		Killing it.
		I think he thought of that bit before he realized that the cellmate wasn't there when Epstein died.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think he found that out on air.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I can sense a really strong, like, oh, damn it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I thought this was the person I was going to pin the murder on.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really going to be great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's really going to be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Alex hasn't got the memo from Trump's lawyer tweeting about Epstein being still alive, too.
		What's going on here?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I'm going to cut out this whole part, too.
		I have no patience for it right now, and it's not important.
		I can just tell you what happened.
unidentified		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Ivan Reikland, the guy who hung out with Michael Flynn Jr. at the CPAC meeting, and apparently was working with some kind of a search engine startup.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Hey, they're great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		very confusing stuff.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He is on and his argument for Alex is that Trump needs to immediately take over the emergency Okay, that'll do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Then we'll all understand.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And he needs to start, I guess, like broadcasting to people and explaining like the election was stolen over their phones or something.
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's unclear the specifics of what they want Trump to do, but it involves taking over technology in a way that's like...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Usually just for tornadoes.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know, judging by the number of times it came up in cartoons when I was growing up, I assumed you would be able to solve most anti-reality problems with a frying pan to the side of the head.
		You know?
		Like, if this happens, if somebody says something like that...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It'll get you back into reality.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you hit him with a frying pan and all of a sudden he's like, woo, good thing I don't think that shit anymore.
unidentified		Sorry about that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my bad.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		I don't know if I can endorse a frying pan, but I would like...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Only if it brings people back into reality.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, I got...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A magical frying pan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I need to ask you this, though.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got the sense that this had something to do with Wonder Woman.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Does it?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The lasso of truth?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No, the plot of the movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, the electronic alert system idea?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I guess that might be the case.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There was something...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I can see that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Like I said, I haven't seen the movie.
		It felt like Alex was hinting at having some connection to Wonder Woman.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		There was a presidential, like, we can control and broadcast into every home using this new technology.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Bingo.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's it.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, it is.
unidentified		There you go.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's from the movie.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, I forgot about that part because I don't remember too much of them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, Ivan Reikland wants Alex to...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Get Trump to use that.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		All right.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		The super secret magical broadcast into everybody's home.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yes, to save America.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We got to stop letting these people watch movies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it would be good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		All they get to read is Heart of Darkness.
unidentified		That's it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You can't come back to the Alamo Draft House.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You have to wake up every morning to Colonel Kurtz, he dead.
		That's what you got to do.
		Mr. Kurtz, sorry.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We'll jump ahead to this to Rittenhouse's mom.
		Sure.
		Because we've heard Ivan Reiklund before, and basically his interview is no more interesting than Trump should use the emergency alert system to fuck with people.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It wouldn't.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It would be dark.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What if War of the Worlds was the president and also real?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		God, it'd be awful.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be a nightmare.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So I feel okay skipping that because I find myself uninspired by it at the moment.
		I'm uninspired by Kyle Rittenhouse's mom as well, but it seems like something that bears discussion.
		Alex is really trying to turn Kyle Rittenhouse into a folk hero.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've watched the last burn down apartment buildings and police stations and shoot innocent people in the head on the side of the road.
		And we've watched the media tell us that it's mostly peaceful demonstrations.
		And then we saw Kyle Rittenhouse murder people who become a symbol of good people defending themselves.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A murderer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Out there trying to be a medic, trying to help people.
unidentified		Murdering people.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		In Kenosha, Wisconsin.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's a murderer.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Being chased down by thugs with guns.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he's a white supremacist murderer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I forgot about that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And defending himself.
unidentified		Murdered?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And not having the book thrown at him.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Because he's a murderer.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I couldn't tell if this interview was prompted by...
		The state tacking on a breaking curfew charge.
		Which I even thought was a little like, that's suspicious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's a little petty.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		There's gotta be a reason, but I can't figure out what it is.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So they can treat him very nicely and then throw the book at him on that breaking curfew charge.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm not entirely sure, but I was listening to this and I'm like, I'm gonna get mad.
		I don't like this.
		But then I realized, I'm not gonna get mad.
		I'm gonna feel really sad for these people.
		I mean...
		Look, no I don't.
		But at the same time, I feel gross.
		Maybe that's what I feel.
		I'm not sure.
		I need to talk to my therapist to figure out exactly what I feel about this.
john pierce ▲ ● ▼		We need more help, Alex.
		We need everyone to go to FreeKaiUSA.com.
		Kai was subjected to an outrageous, excessive, unconstitutional $2 million cash bail amount.
		We raised those $10 million.
		We put the cash on the barrel head.
		We got him free.
		We set him free.
		He's with his family.
		But we need a lot more resources.
		This is going to be a long, hard, Every American, every Democrat, Republican, Independent should care about this because they're coming after Kyle Rittenhouse now, and they're going to come after you next.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Let's be clear about that.
		They pick people like Rittenhouse, like Stone, like Jones, like Trump, because I've experienced it.
		I'm not being a victim here, which is true.
		And then we become like a standard, like the flag that they want to get.
		And then they throw everything they've got at you, the harassment, the lawsuits, the lies.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, like, nothing would be happening to Alex if he didn't commit, like, Violations against people.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, if he didn't defame people, then he wouldn't be getting sued for those things.
		If Kyle Rittenhouse hadn't shot people, or even, you know, been at this protest with a gun that he shouldn't legally have had, like, there's a number of issues that, you know, like, it's not like globalists want to just turn people into symbols or whatever.
		There's actions that precede those.
		Lawsuits or arrests that generally are what caused them.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		These fuckers cheer when a black person gets 10 years for weed.
		Fuck them.
		Any sympathy that I had where I was like, you know what?
		It was her son who did it.
		She's not directly involved with that.
		I'm not going to blame the mother.
		Maybe parenting is an issue.
		I don't know.
		I don't know them personally.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		She went on Infowars.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now that is all fucking gone.
		Go fuck yourself.
		You're a murderer too.
		I don't give a shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But also, this entire appearance is really just about raising money.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's disgusting.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They're constantly going back to the well of like, we need more money.
		But Alex wants some content.
		He doesn't want her just, like, putting out this message.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You get money for content.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You understand the job here.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Tell me how bad the left is.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Has this been a new experience for you to really find out what the left's really like?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		They don't like to be murdered.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the left is disgusting.
		Unreal.
		And you have to be a criminal for them to put you on a pedestal.
		My son...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, your son's a murderer.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		He's a caring young man.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No, he's not.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		And they utilized him.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		Then he's a monster, a killer, a murderer.
unidentified		Yeah, he is.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's just a pawn.
		I'm just so disgusted with it.
		You know, they need to be stopped.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The internal logic here doesn't work.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Because if the left has turned her son into a criminal and a murderer, then they should be putting him on a pedestal based on her saying that they take criminals and put them on pedestals.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Doesn't make sense.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		No.
		No.
		And we, the left, needs to be stopped.
		Otherwise, Kyle Rittenhouse will continue murdering us.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Hey, look, I just...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fuck them.
		That's...
		Fuck you!
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I agree.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you want to say that to me, cool, I will let you finish your statement, and then I will say, go fuck yourself.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What if somebody wants to say this?
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		New website and everything like that.
		We're selling merchandise for t-shirts, the mods.
		I know, I'm going to say it, bikinis.
unidentified		Yes.
wendy rittenhouse ▲ ● ▼		And a lot of people are disgusted by it.
		But, you know what?
		I don't care.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I got that vibe.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got that vibe pretty strong.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I'm interested to read Kyle's book, If I Did It, Here's How I Would Have Done It.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Does he get to keep the profits from all of those sales?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I mean, let's imagine a best-case scenario for the rest of his life.
Exploitative Bikini Therapy 00:11:25
unidentified		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, just after that night.
		This is not part of it.
		Your mom selling Kyle Rittenhouse bikinis?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, just even...
		Like, take that night in Kenosha out of the equation.
		Imagine your mom selling a bikini with your face on it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That would be years of therapy.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That'd be great.
		That'd be really great.
		That'd be real great.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It seems gross.
unidentified		Jesus.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not because it's a bikini.
		I mean, it's just like...
		It's just crass.
		It's exploitative.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like in Peaky Blinders.
		Whenever the one kid goes to jail and his mom winds up sleeping with the corrupt, evil Northern Irish police chief to get him out, and he's like, Mom, what did you do?
		What did you do?
		That's infinitely better than if you find out your mom sold your face on a bikini.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I refuse to believe that Peaky Blinders exists.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I think it's just a funny name.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Fantastic.
		It's a great show.
		Killian Murphy is the best.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I got this vibe off his mom that really worried me.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You know, like laughing about selling bikinis and then getting a little defensive about it.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Like, alright.
		Alright, Ma.
		And then the lawyer comes in and says this, and I got even worse vibes off this dude.
john pierce ▲ ● ▼		There has been a long march through the institutions over the past few decades.
		It's very similar to the...
		The Maoist Revolution in China and the Chinese Communist Party, their tactics are very clear.
		They attempt to destroy everything sacred in a society.
		They tear down statues.
		They try to destroy history.
		They try to destroy our faith in God.
		And they try to capture the key cultural elite institutions, such as the media, such as academia, such as the financial institutions, and today, such as big tech.
		And they've been pretty successful on that front.
		But I'll tell you, Americans are waking up now, and we're going to fight back, and it's not going to be pretty for those who are attempting to take our freedom.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Well, all I can say is amen to that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		We've got one more segment with you guys coming up.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't like the idea that this guy thinks there's a decades-long communist plot.
		He might not be the best representation.
		Also, I would guess that, like, I would say, are you a lawyer that this is such as?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		This is like when you're 17 and they're like, when you go to college, you need to get a good humanities education and then you can kind of start getting into your specialty.
		And you're all like, nah, I don't need, what is all this humanities bullshit?
		My major is pre-law or whatever.
		And it's like, this is why you need a humanities education.
		This is why you need to read anything other than law.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I have to make a confession.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What's that?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I didn't actually watch this video, so I can't confirm if this guy is like...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Not a robot.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's entirely possible he is just animated on screen.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's WALL-E.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's an AI lawyer.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's one of those machines.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Such as big tech, such as media, such as banks.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Like when an AI writes a screenplay.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		An AI writes a right-wing screed.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's the same thing.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So Alex is like, hey, I got a great idea.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You should work with Barnes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he breathes really heavy.
		You're a robot.
		Yep, yep.
		No, his idea is like, I don't like these pardons that Trump was throwing around.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, they're evil.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But maybe pardon could be used for Kyle Rittenhouse.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy, that would be...
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		This kind of reveals that Alex doesn't understand how pardons work.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Can the president...
		Pardon Rittenhouse before he's convicted.
		And obviously he didn't do anything wrong.
		The law's on his side.
		It's going to be a big fight.
		They're being political.
		They're not dropping it.
		But just hypothetically, could President Trump preemptively pardon Kyle Rittenhouse?
john pierce ▲ ● ▼		So, Alex, the president's pardon authorities under the Constitution only offend to charges under federal law.
		These are charges under state law in Wisconsin.
		So we are going to need to take this fight.
		You know, to the front lines in Wisconsin.
unidentified		Yep.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So, no.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Also, any political system where you think it's a good idea to be able to write get-out-of-jail-free cards, like one-free-murder cards preemptively, that's a bad system.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no shit.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You should not support that system.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Even imagining that system is not good.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
		So anyway, fuck all these people.
		I'm not going to listen to any more of their interview.
		It's not really that interesting.
		It's just kind of like Alex begging for Kyle to come on once he can talk.
		Once he can speak publicly like, I gotta get this guy a job.
		Might as well be what he's saying.
		Anyway, Alex has a little bit of time left to kill here at the end of the show.
		No more Wonder Woman thoughts.
		Although he does get to talking about Bill Gates.
		It turns out Bill Gates.
		Demon.
		Yeah.
		Superdemon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Genetic superdemon.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I did not know that.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Now, when you look at Bill Gates, that is a literal superdemon.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		A literal superkilling machine.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		So is he back in the 12s?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		He has the celebrations on TV, which with a psycho is what they love to do.
		So many psychos send letters to the police, you'll never catch me, you'll never get me, or they'll even drag about it.
		In Hollywood, they tell you what they're going to do to you before they do it.
		They just hate everyone, and it's like a kid pulling the legs off a frog or something, except they do it to people en masse.
		And of course, a lot of times it's genetic.
		His dad was clearly a genetic psychotic.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Mark Zuckerberg is a genetic psychopath.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Oh boy.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And boy, when I call him a genetic psychopath, because he obviously knows, you can look at him and see he's got the chromosome disorder.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What?
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		There's several of them, but he's definitely got the disorder.
		He got so pissed.
		He said, the last straw was Jones calling me a genetic psychopath.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That was his last straw.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		You know the protege, the aide-de-camp, the apprentice of Bill Gates's, right?
		You know it's Mark Zuckerberg.
		They're on record.
		They vacationed together.
		They both wear pink sweaters.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		They both wear pink sweaters.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What more do you need to know?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate everyone.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's so obvious.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate this so much.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I hate you so much.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I really don't like the idea that Alex has decided that there's a psychopath gene that's inheritable among generations and that he can see visually.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I really don't like that.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You know what's great to hear in 2020?
		Phrenology.
		That's what you want to hear.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, what's really great is...
		Wow.
		Magic.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		A lot of people who believe really heavily that things should be talked about in almost exclusively genetic terms are cool folks.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're super cool.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, typically chill as hell.
unidentified		Love them.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we have one last clip here, and I hate to disappoint, but this is actually a perfect last clip for Alex.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Paul Watson has a lot to cover.
		I only...
		Scratch the surface here of the big enchilada today.
		I didn't get to it.
		And I can't really do justice to this.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have them now!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		So what I'm going to do is I'm going to shoot a special report right after I'm not live.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We have them now!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to take a five minute break.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now!
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And have a nice glass of water.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		And then I'm going to go and I'm going to shoot a whole report on this latest development.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Great.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Where you saw a few months ago they got the Canadian document about the next lockdown's coming and then there'll be the strain too and then we'll never unlock things until the communist takeover happens.
		People said, is this real?
		Yes.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, Alex didn't have time to cover this.
		I don't have time for it either.
		We'll see what happens in the next episode.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I fucking hate you.
		I hate this so much.
		We've got you now.
unidentified		Aha.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Now is when we've got you.
		And right now I'm going to take care of you.
		After we get to a couple of different things.
unidentified		Listen.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Look, I've got to talk to Ivan Reinhardt.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's how we're going to do it.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		You've got to get the message to the people.
		The problem with America, Dan, is not enough people have heard Trump speak.
		That's the real issue that I think we've all had.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		He's just not getting his fair day in court.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		He's not getting his word out.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Well, because the courts keep reading the petitions and being like, oh no, this is comically stupid.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, reading is one of their big hang-ups when it comes to writing.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So I think we have a pretty good start to the end of the year for Alex here.
		Wonder Woman sucks.
		Yep.
		Some harder COVID denialism, particularly around the 77 people, that glaring misunderstanding of the data and the weaponization of it.
		I feel unglued listening to this.
		I want to know.
		There's no continuity.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Right, right, right.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		It's just all over the place.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's everywhere.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Anyways.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What happened to the, like, there's no follow-up on the Nashville?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Look, we have it.
		We have them now.
		You don't need to worry about it.
		What you need to worry about, Dan, is which of the Hollywood Chris's are you a fan of?
		Because listen.
		I hate Chris Pine.
		I'm gonna say it right now.
		I watched Wonder Woman.
		I hate Chris Pine.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What about Evans?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What about Evans?
		Captain America?
		I can't support that.
		All cops are bad.
		Alright, what next?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Chris Hardwick.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Chris Hardwick?
		Oh no, definitely a big no on that one.
		Gonna go with a big pass.
		Rooney on that.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		What was the name I was trying to pull out?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The guy from Parks and Rec.
unidentified		Chris...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
		Oh, now I can't remember.
		Wait, no, the character's name was Chris.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Is that right?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		I think that was Rob Lowe?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		Is that who you're talking about?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I'm thinking of the guys in Jurassic Park.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yeah, yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Oh, he sucks, too.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Chris Pratt.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Chris Pratt.
		He's a lunatic.
		He sucks.
unidentified		Yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Which is the other one?
		Chris Hemsworth.
		Who's Chris Hemsworth?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Thor?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Or Thor's brother?
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Love Thor.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Love Thor.
		That's my favorite Chris.
		Done.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Great.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		What about you?
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		I don't know, man.
		Maybe all Chris's suck.
		Except for our conspiracy of Chris's.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		The wonderful Chris's that are in the Wonk Nation.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		That's what I choose.
unidentified		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		You're stars to me.
unidentified		I love it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		So we'll be back on our next episode on Monday to check in and see how Alex closes out the disastrous year that was 2020.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Gotta get rid of it.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And then...
		You know, we'll be into smoother sailing.
		Or not.
		Probably not.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll see.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We'll see.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But Happy New Year to you and yours.
unidentified		Same.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		If you celebrate the Gregorians.
unidentified		Yep.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you're Gregorianers, then yeah.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		Happy New Year to you.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		And we'll be back.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		But until then, Jordan, we have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We do have a website.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's knowledgefight.com.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are on Twitter.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		It's at knowledgefight and at gotobetjordan.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		We're also on Facebook.
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		We are...
jordan holmes ▲ ● ▼		If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out those doing God's work.
dan friesen ▲ ● ▼		Yep, we'll be back.
		But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX, Clark, I'm Daryl Rundis.
		I live on the edge, man.
		I live 45 minutes from town.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for holding.
unidentified		Hello, Alex.
		I'm a first-time caller.
		I'm a huge fan.
		I love your work.

Chapters

00:00:21 Bright Spot Delayed
00:09:40 False Flags and Allies
00:25:03 Petty Spite Number One
00:32:11 Beyond Suspended Disbelief
00:42:47 Why Alex Misses the Mark
00:46:14 Intellectual Diversity Shock
00:54:08 Symbols of Slavery
01:01:04 Objections in the Senate
01:16:30 Teasing Tomorrow's Tease
01:20:49 Manipulating Hospital Statistics
01:35:52 Suspicions Around Son's Lawsuits
01:45:42 Exploitative Bikini Therapy