U.S. Attorney Reported Epstein's Suicide The DAY BEFORE HE DIED!
Jeffrey Epstein’s death on August 10, 2019, was preceded by a DOJ draft certificate dated August 9, listing him as dead despite no body found until the next day. Surveillance logs show an orange-clad figure near his cell at 10:39 p.m., while guards claimed he was moved in a wheelchair—later dismissed as irrelevant. Security lapses, like a seven-hour unchecked cell, and physical inconsistencies (exploding shirt, shifting necklace) fuel theories of foul play, possibly involving intelligence networks like Mossad or CIA. Parallels drawn to Britney Spears’ early sexualization—from a 1992 talent show’s "provocative" framing to predatory media interviews—link exploitation to systemic cultural and institutional complicity, questioning whether elites manipulate both justice and entertainment for hidden agendas. [Automatically generated summary]
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So here's the latest unbelievable twist in the Jeffrey Epstein saga.
It turns out, first of all, we already showed you that a guard at the jail said that they took him out the night before, put him in a van that wasn't registered like they normally have transportation vans registered.
They don't normally come on the weekend.
They came on the weekend, no paperwork.
They got him out of there in a wheelchair and put him in, and he's gone.
And so we already showed you that.
So that's credible.
That's credible from a guard, confirmed guard inside the prison.
Well, now we find out that they drafted his death certificate the day before.
A draft statement from the U.S. Attorney's Office dated August 9th, 2019, the day before Jeffrey Epstein died on August 10th, states that Epstein was found dead in his cell.
So there's a draft statement from the U.S. Attorney's Office dated August 9th, 2019.
The day before Epstein supposedly died, they already had a draft saying that Epstein was found dead in his cell.
Nothing suspicious about this.
That's what I say.
It's probably brought to you by the same team that Advanced reported JFK's assassination and called Building 7 coming down before it actually did.
Do you remember they knew Building 7 came down 20 minutes before it did?
They talked about it on a TV, but the building was still standing and they're saying, oh, Building 7 went down.
So here's the thing: United States Attorney's Office, Southern District of New York.
Jeffrey S. Berman, there's the date, August 9th.
U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Berman said, Earlier this morning, the Manhattan Corrections Center confirmed that Jeffrey Epstein, who faced charges brought by his office for engaging in trafficking of minors, had been found unresponsive in his cell and pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
He was unresponsive because they didn't say the right thing.
They should have said, Are you ready to go to Israel?
And then he was like, Oh, yeah, I'm ready.
So that was on August 9th.
He didn't die until the date the next day.
Whoa, nothing suspicious there.
I guess they were just psychic.
The people at the United States Attorney's Office, they were just psychic.
I mean, I'm sorry, I mean psychotic.
I always get those two.
I get those two mixed up in Hollywood.
Either that, either they were psychic or they watched that show, which always seems to accurately predict the future.
What's it called?
The Simpsons?
So here's the Sunday Guardian.
Was Jeffrey Epstein's death a conspiracy?
Newly released Epstein file showed death statement drafted a day before his death.
Huh.
No kidding.
Huh.
So it's obvious that Donald Trump, Donald Trump had him whacked.
He even left his calling card, lots of fabric colored in orange.
Am I right?
Come on.
Newly released U.S. More than six years after the disgraced finance.
They call him a disgraced financier instead of a convicted PDF file.
Isn't that something?
That's how they always refer to him as disgraced financier.
Who did he finance?
Nobody knows.
How did he make his money?
Nobody knows.
Was found dead inside a New York jail cell.
Fres disclosures have revived doubts about the official narrative and raised troubling questions about what authorities knew and when.
As more Epstein-related files enter the public domain, scrutiny has intensified around the events leading up to August 10th, 2019.
I think it's very credible.
I've seen a lot of credible evidence that Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead.
And the fact that he worked for the Rothschilds and the Mossad, they probably did.
It's good.
I wouldn't have a hard time believing that they got him out of there, just like that prison guard said.
And he's living in Israel or somewhere else.
Maybe he's got another island.
The documents have reignited debate over prison security failures.
They weren't failures.
They were supposed to check his cell every half hour, and they didn't.
They didn't check his cell for like seven hours.
Straight.
That's not a failure.
That's intentional.
Okay.
According to newly released DOJ records, a formal statement regarding his death dated August 9th, 2019, while Epstein was found unresponsive in his cell, he was found the next day.
Yeah.
The draft statement appears among multiple documents prepared by the Southern District of New York's U.S. Attorney's Office.
Its existence has raised eyebrows because it suggests officials had prepared language about Epstein's death before it occurred.
Okay.
It suggests they're showing you an unusual step in a high-profile criminal case.
The pre-dated statement attributed to then U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Berman confirmed Epstein's death and acknowledged the seriousness of the situation.
Really?
Okay.
Okay.
It stated earlier this morning, well, I just read it to you.
Earlier this morning, the Manhattan Correctional Center confirmed Jeffrey Epstein, who faced charges brought on his office, had been found unresponsive in a cell and pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The statement indicates that the events that occurred were disturbing and could hinder efforts to give victims their day in court, stating that the investigation into the charges, including conspiracy, would continue.
Really?
Security failures at the jail, malfunctioning cameras, malfunct the camera, malfunct.
Do you son of a gun?
You put him in the cell that had the bad camera?
Oh, chagrin.
You weren't supposed to do that.
Here's a promotion.
And here's that five grand we told you.
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I found this.
Here's five grand.
Critics argue that the convergence of timing inconsistencies and security lapses creates fertile ground for suspicion.
That critics argue.
You'd have to argue that.
That's what it does.
Officials, that's like saying critics argue that water is wet.
Officials have consistently denied any suggestion of foul play.
Okay, I don't think there was foul play.
The foul play didn't involve Jeffrey Epstein's killing.
The foul play, it involved killing the guy who looked a little bit like Jeffrey Epstein and then leaving him in his cell.
That was the foul play.
Because that picture of the guy they said was Jeffrey Epstein doesn't look like Jeffrey Epstein.
Officials, but they lack the clear unerrifted, so there's no uninterrupted surveillance footage of his cell.
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
Oh, hey, who entered Epstein's jail tier the night of his death?
Newly released video logs appear to contradict official accounts.
No kidding.
No kidding.
The entire story is framed around the notion that he's dead, which recent revelations put into question.
It makes sense that the mainstream will try everything now to add elaborate details to what went wrong, but still maintaining that Jeffrey Epstein's now dead, and you don't need to look any further.
Newly released Department of Justice documents show that investigators reviewing surveillance footage from the night of Jeffrey Epstein's death observed an orange-colored shape moving up a staircase towards the isolated locked-up tier where his cell was located at approximately 10:39 p.m. on August 9th.
That entry in an observation log of the video from the Metropolitan Corrections Center appears to suggest something previously unreported by authorities.
Quote, a flash of orange looks to be going up the L-tier stairs.
Could possibly be an inmate escorted up that tier.
A flash of orange going up the stairs?
I'm surprised they didn't try to pass it off as Jeffrey Epstein's soul just going up to heaven.
God was really pissed off at him, and he made him take the stairs.
It also appears, according to the FBI memorandum, that reviews by investigators led to disparate conclusions by the FBI and those examining the same video from the Department of Justice Office of Inspector General.
The FBI log describes the fuzzy image as possibly an inmate.
Possibly.
There it is.
A flash of orange looks to be going up the L-tier stairs.
Could possibly be an inmate escorted up to that tier.
So maybe that's the guy that they said that they that looked like Jeffrey Epstein that they killed.
Who knows?
Why would you discount any crazy idea or any idea?
Because it's not crazy.
Okay.
Here's that video, by the way.
You want to see?
You showed this video to multiple video forensics experts who agreed what the FBI and others have said is simply not true.
That video and other evidence led to the conclusion by the government that Epstein's death on August 10th, 2019 at 10:38 p.m.
The report says someone, probably Noel, carries a bundle of bedding or clothing up the stairs.
It's a rare instance the video does catch movement on the stairs, but barely.
Let's see that zoomed in and in slow motion again.
Several of the video forensic experts we spoke with were skeptical about the report's conclusion and thought that the video could be showing an inmate walking up the stairs.
Authorities say this was the last time anyone approached his cell block until his body was discovered the next morning.
Hmm.
Well, what do you think of that?
The Inspector General logs logs it as an officer carrying linen or bedding, noting it in their final report as unidentified.
An unidentified corrections officer.
Wow.
I get what you're saying.
So here's the OIG's analysis of the video footage.
And down here, it says a flash of orange can be seen going up the stairs of the L tear.
Inmates are currently on lockdown.
It is possible someone is carrying inmate linen or bedding up the stairs.
Okay.
Okay.
The final report on the Inspector General stated approximately 10:39 p.m., an unidentified CO appeared to walk up the L-tier stairway and then reappeared within view of the camera at 10:41 p.m.
Official reports state that Epstein died by suicide sometime before 6:30 a.m. when his body was discovered by a corrections officer delivering his breakfast.
No official time of death was ever determined.
Yeah, I get what they're saying.
It's hard to determine the death of somebody who's still alive.
In recent months, there have been questions about the work of investigators probing the circumstances of his death.
In an in-depth analysis of surveillance video from the jail, CBS News previously reported on the figure on the stairs and consulted independent video analysis analysts who said the movement was more consistent with an inmate or someone wearing an orange prison uniform than a corrections officer.
The final report by the Inspector General stated approximately 10:39 p.m., an unidentified corrections officer appeared to walk up the L-tier stairway and then reappeared within a view of the camera at 10:41 p.m.
Official reports state that Epstein died.
Okay, we already did this.
We already did this.
Official reviews of Epstein's death make no mention of the figure in orange.
And later pronouncements from authorities, including the attorney general at the time, Bill Barr, were that no one entered Epstein's housing tier that night of his death.
Well, we know that's a lie.
Last summer, in an interview on Fox and Friends, then deputy FBI director Dan Bongino said there's video clear as day.
He's the only person in there and the only person coming out.
You can see it.
So that's Dan Bongino lying.
That's what that is.
Yeah, and then he karate chopped the microphone to show that he still got it.
That's what Dan Bongino did.
Prison employees interviewed by CBS News said escorting an inmate at that hour would have been highly unusual.
The identification of the individual could have been crucial to reconstructing the events, given that the sighting occurred within the estimated window of Epstein's possible time of death.
New documents also show that New York City office of the chief medical examiner reviewed the jail surveillance footage six days after Epstein's death as part of its investigation and concluded the video was too blurry to identify any individuals.
Hours later, the office publicly ruled Epstein's death a suicide.
The medical examiner did not provide an estimate of how long Epstein may have been dead before his body was discovered.
You can't expect a medical examiner to know how long Epstein was dead when the body in front of him is an Epstein.
So, again, if you believe anything that the government's telling you about the Epstein, anything about it, you're being a sucker.
If you believe that, you know, there's some people who, anyway, some people are still claiming that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't working with intelligence and he wasn't trafficking anybody.
And if that's true, why did he kill himself?
And if he didn't kill himself, then the government killed him.
Why would they kill him?
And if he didn't kill himself and they didn't kill him and he's still alive, why is he still alive?
Why'd they sneak him out of the prison?
If there was nothing to cover up, it really stretches credulity to think that.
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Do you have any theories on the assassination plot that she claims was connected to people in France or French?
And any, do you think that this Pierre and that kind of go together?
What do you think?
Well, this gets back to kind of how he opened.
I don't know exactly the mechanism of how he died.
So we're looking first for how did he die?
Was he shot with a bullet?
I don't, I'm skeptical.
I don't think so.
There's no let me just get your opinion on this because there's no way a bullet makes your t-shirt puff up like there was an explosion underneath your t-shirt.
It blew up in the front and it blew up in the back.
So if a bullet comes here and it doesn't even exit your neck, why would it blow up your t-shirt?
And so it makes me think there was something because we also know that the way his microphone was put on that day was different than all the other times, right?
That they normally put it on backstage and everything.
What they did, they waited, they put it, and a person who normally doesn't put it on put it on.
And so I remember I mentioned just briefly on my show that it looks like something that might have might have been his microphone pack exploded and that had something to do with it.
Well, immediately there was a video out trying to slander me and discredit me.
I'm like, oh, so there's something to that.
So they did, so just because I've been through this.
I've been through the Seth Rich thing.
I've been through COVID.
And so I know as soon as you're over the target, that's when they, and so I just mentioned it on my show and someone came at me.
So it's pretty clear.
We know it wasn't a 30 out 6 bullet.
Pretty sure it wasn't Tyler Robinson doing it.
In fact, if you ask Grock in the right way, Grock told me that from sound analysis, that it's the bullet didn't come.
It wasn't that high caliber of a bullet and that the bang came closer from, it wasn't from the Losie Center.
It was closer and it wasn't that high caliber of a bullet.
So that's what makes me think that it was that thing, that and his t-shirt.
What is your theory on that?
I believe something happened under his shirt, whether it was an exploding microphone, whether it was a shape charge, whether there was some high-tech weapon that we're not familiar with.
You know, this necklace has taken on a life of its own that Charlie always wore and supposedly never took off.
Well, Erica said in an interview that he had to come in that morning and grab the necklace and the wedding band because it was in his bathroom and he wasn't sleeping in his room that night.
Again, marital issues.
But he didn't have his necklace on and she had gifted him some religious medallions.
Again, I don't trust anything she says or does.
I don't trust the people she hangs out with.
I think she has motive to be done with him as an individual, not just a husband, but a person.
But beyond that, on the necklace, Brian Harpole made a big deal about the necklace.
Frank Turek made a big deal about the necklace.
Apparently, Erica was frantically calling, asking where the necklace was.
She had this awkward stage photo as she was driving off in a limousine, holding the necklace out of the window all wrapped up around her hand, as if to say, oh, don't worry about the necklace.
It's right here.
But the necklace hung down to kind of the lower part of his sternum and shot all the way up into his neck.
If you watch the t-shirt, you can see the necklace come up.
I mean, that's a 12-inch, Jimmy, a 12-inch movement on that necklace charm, a very heavy necklace charm.
And again, you mentioned the puff of air or gas or whatever it is in the back.
The very first frame, and YouTube won't let you do this anymore because they get all weird whenever you show any clips whatsoever about the actual moment Charlie was struck.
But if you freeze the very next frame after the very first frame where anything happens, the very first thing you see from the side is the back of his shirt go six inches backwards.
Yes.
And that's not consistent with getting shot in the neck, period.
End of story, you will never convince me it is.
If I'm the jury, I mean, if I'm the defense lawyer, I'm doing my whole opening statement with that image, freeze-framed on a giant easel standing next to me.
And I'm going to constantly reference that and say, we're going to talk about this shirt.
We're going to bring in experts that tell you that bullets don't do this.
That this could not have been a 30-odd six round from the Losie Center because no bullet is going to make the back of your shirt jump six inches off of your neck.
It's just not going to happen.
Don't talk to me about cavitation.
That's not what cavitation does.
So let's get back to this video.
So now, here's no, I'm with you.
I appreciate that.
No, in fact, it looked like they had a plan in place immediately after the incident.
I'm not going to call it a shooting.
Immediately after it's appeared that he was being assassinated, they seem to have like, again, another football play.
Like they all, it was like a double reverse.
They knew everybody had a pre, they fly over the table.
They start handing stuff off to each other.
And then nobody has blood on them at all.
And then there's no blood trail out to the car.
And so it definitely was not what they're saying.
We know that's for sure.
And I don't even think it was a bullet.
I definitely think it was something under his shirt.
And it looks like it was that microphone pack.
And who knows if it was, was he, was it an electrocution?
Was it an explosion?
What was it?
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Right?
Was he even dead?
Who even knows?
But everything about that was, I mean, they even told the EMT guys, like, no, no, we got it, right?
Didn't they do that?
Well, I don't know if they waved him off specifically, but there were two EMT guys running after them to the SUV as they're throwing him in.
The EMTs, I think, would have been the right people or the paramedics or whatever they were to get into the SUV with him.
And instead, Frank Turek is jumping in the back.
Like, I would, if I go down, I want the EMTs in the back.
I don't want Frank Turk.
I don't want a theologian.
I need medical attention at that moment.
And then Frank Turik, he brags about how he got the necklace.
Somehow the FBI and the cops didn't see the necklace in the SUV that took him to the hospital.
But Frank Turek found it and he got it.
And the cop asked him for it and he goes, I got it.
And he walks away.
Like, why are you allowed to take a piece of evidence out of a crime scene?
And nobody goes, hey, arrest that guy.
He just contaminated a crime scene and he stole a piece of evidence.
Like, how did he get away with that?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean, nothing about it makes sense.
And this is what I'm saying.
The lack of transparency is the major problem.
And so that's why when you played Erica Kirk saying, all I want is transparency.
Bro, you are the problem.
You are the reason we don't have it.
This was trending today on the Twitters, and I wanted to show you how stuff has shifted in the last 25 years or 30, possibly.
Yeah, last, so she was 10.
How old is Brittany's appearance now?
She's 38.
Was she in her 40s already?
So this is back in the 90s.
So people, this was making the rounds, and it's really creepy.
I don't know.
We'll talk.
Let's play it and then we'll talk about it.
44.
She's 44.
So this was 34 years ago.
Okay.
Which was 1996.
Was that when this was?
Okay, there we go.
At the tender age of 10, Brittany was already using her budding sexuality to attract an audience.
First of all, the woman who's narrating this doesn't realize what she's saying.
At the age of 10, she was already using her sexual.
A 10-year-old girl doesn't have sexuality.
What is this from?
This is some kind of documentary.
Well, it looks like she's going to be performing on Star Search.
Well, yeah, this is, but this, but this video with the woman narrating is, I think it's from a documentary called Britney's Secret Childhood.
Boy, she was a real conniving mastermind.
Oh, she's a real super sexuality to lure Ed McMahon.
So watch this.
At the tender age of 10, Brittany was already using her budding sexuality to attract an audience.
Did you see how they had to slow down and put it in slow motion to make it look like she was trying to move in some kind of sexy way instead of just being a performer who's dancing to music?
By the way, that's not sexy at all.
Nothing about her outfit is sexy.
The dance was not sexy.
No, nothing.
Last time I saw this, this egregious was the History Channel Saddam Hussein documentary about what a P, you know, they do these documentaries about how we killed a bad man.
Yeah.
And they show, even his daughter said, told a friend that she wanted to cut her school teacher's vagina out.
And it cuts to her at a wedding, a girl this age, who's his daughter, and she's dancing like this, but they made it all slow motion so she'd look evil while they're doing it.
That's what this is.
Watch this.
At the tender age of 10, Brittany was already using her budding sexuality to attract an audience.
But when the star search cameras turned on, Brittany was transformed.
Pouring on a sexy southern charm, the judges had on earth.
Pouring out a sexy southern charm.
What are you talking?
Does the woman.
A woman is doing this.
Do you even hear what you're saying?
Yeah, well, she's British, so you know.
But this is like the podcast Kurt's supposed to start called Do You Hear Yourself?
I know.
I'm behind on starting it.
It's really behind.
Never seen in a package so small.
She comes out in a very provocative gown with high heels and ocean, that little girl.
I mean, nothing was provocative about the thing she had on.
Nothing provocative at all.
Who's this creep?
I don't know who this creep is.
Maybe the people in the chat can tell us.
It looks like Gene Simmons is doing this.
He's doing an undercover show.
It looks like Joe Franklin from the Joe Franklin show.
It's also a creep.
But it does look like Gene Simmons is on undercover boss.
Oh, is this where you make the kiss merchandise?
High heels and ocean, that little girl knocks you right off your ass.
What?
A 10-year-old girl who you are sexualizing knocks you off your ass?
No, that means that you are a PDF file or you have to.
Please blame the kid.
They always think the kid is like, they know what they're doing.
Oh, the kids?
It's a kid.
Did you hear Quentin Tarantino?
Oh, I should have played that for you.
Yeah, he said it to me, and I had never heard it before.
I have never heard it.
It was on Howard Stern, and he's saying that the girls who got assaulted by Roman Polanski, the 13-year-old girl, 13.
Not only did they have SCX, they had anal.
No, he drugged her.
He caught her.
He drugged her first.
He drugs her first.
And Quentin Tarantino says, those 13-year-old party girls, they know what they're doing.
13-year-old party girl?
He said that they were dating.
He said the guy Polanski and the girl.
No, she met him that day.
She just met him that day.
You mean she's a decade too young to go to a nightclub?
You mean those kind of party girls?
A decade too young.
Anyway.
I've never heard of that in my life.
It's a thing.
So let's get back to this.
There is nothing more interesting to adult men than the development of an adolescent female.
We are hardwired to recognize that.
Again, I don't know.
She's not adolescent.
She's 10.
She's 10.
And she's not developed.
Oh, and look at this sexy boy next to her.
He knows what he's doing.
What is wrong with these people, dude?
She's not developed.
Who is that guy?
There's nothing more.
Hang on.
Let's just start it from the top.
At the tender age of 10, Brittany was already using her budding sexuality to attract an audience.
But when the star search cameras turned on, Brittany was transformed.
Pouring on a sexy southern charm the judges had never seen in a package so small.
She comes out in a very provocative gown with high heels and ocean.
That little girl knocks you right off your ass.
There is nothing more interesting to adult men than the development of an adolescent female.
We are hardwired to recognize that.
I can think of a million things.
The thing this guy just said, for example.
Yeah, like that.
To me, that's more interesting than the development of an adolescent female child.
We got to get a clip of Gavin Newsome going interesting.
Just really interesting.
Oh, it's really interesting.
It's interesting.
Yeah.
It's just interesting.
It's just interesting.
Can you put a mark in the Slack to get that on the soundboard?
It's just interesting.
You know, also, what's interesting is that these men feel no embarrassment of what they're really.
So this is a different time.
This is about 25 years before hashtag MeToo.
Is that why I'm not giving MeToo credit for Jack Shit since CAA came up with that?
But look at those glasses.
That's the time of the Dahmer glasses.
And I don't know what it is about that frame of glasses, but boy, they were going nuts back then.
I think Stephen King wears those kind of glasses.
Yeah.
Here we go.
You have the most adorable pretty eyes.
You have a boyfriend?
How about me?
There's a lot.
What?
Why would you say that?
Oh, Ed McMahon's a very successful man.
Is that back in the day, Kurt?
Is that back in the day when old men said that kind of creepy stuff?
I've heard that's your little boy.
Now, I remember like little kids.
I remember my church like, oh, she thinks you're her boyfriend.
Like, it'd be a little girl.
It wasn't me saying shit like that.
There are people that said that, but that is like, first of all, what is the sexy outfit here?
This looks like something a little kid wears.
Big frilly sleeves and a frilly dress.
Big boat.
Yeah.
And tights.
She has tights on.
White tights.
And it's not like she's a grown woman dressed like that, which I guess would make it like dirty something.
It's appropriate for her age, 10 years old, to dress like a girl.
This is why I'm for Burkas, Jimmy.
That's how you protect them.
A lot of sexual energy that is oozing out of that little girl.
She can't possibly manage that kind of sexuality.
So as she grows up.
What in the hell are these people talking about?
A 10-year-old girl.
Using out of her?
10-year-old girl's sexuality is oozing out.
I mean, did she talk?
Who's that?
Is she talking about her in that video?
So now, I mean, let's, I'm going to give the most generous reading of this.
Maybe she's talking about something else.
Maybe she's not talking about her 10-year-old performance.
No, she's probably a handler.
If I'd guess, because that's how you're going to be able to do that.
You're going to see this split between Britney, sexual Britney, and then there's Britney.
And those.
So.
Right on here, dude.
The split.
The beta sex kitten programming, the CIA developed over the years.
That's what that means.
Do you know that's what that means?
The split.
So there's the forward-facing personality, the beta sex kitten alter, and they can keep torturing more into kids.
They don't even need to do the torture no more.
They can do it with electronics.
So now you know why she was messed up.
So this was trending on Grok.
The resurface footage from her 1992 performance on the talent show includes judges and narrators using highly SEX realized language such as calls of provocative gown, sexy southern charm, prompting widespread outrage over how adults viewed the younger, young performer.
Posted on February 8th, it drew over 30,000 likes as people called out the predatory tone and connected it to Spears' later industry's pressures, including her conservatorship, which just I guess it ended in 2021.
I guess they had her in the conservatorship for 13 years.
Because she's an old MK asset.
So when they said free Brittany, they didn't understand what they were saying, but she is a slave and she's still under the control.
All they do is switch up handlers.
They get new guys in there that give her drugs.
All these people have a handler, all of them.
I can't remember the one for her, but there's only a few people in the industry that do all of it.
Did you read her 2023?
I didn't know she had a she detailed her early exploitation in her 2023 memoir.
I didn't know that.
J.R. Sweet, he has a book called Mormon Monarch, and he talks about what they did to her at the Old Grove.
Not that they're probably still using the Grove for that, but yeah, no, she was programmed there.
1992, I was a kid, so that's why I wouldn't have noticed this.
So she's only seventh grade.
Here she is.
I guess she's 17 in 1999.
So let's, where you go?
You gone?
But let's watch this.
One subject we didn't discuss.
What was that?
Everyone's talking about it.
Well, your breasts.
She's 17.
Holy cow.
Whoa.
You seem to get furious when a talk show host comes up with this subject.
Okay, let's in general, what do you think about breast implants?
Whoa.
A 17-year-old, she's asking her, Whoa, whoa, but this is over in Europe where everybody's so much more advanced.
Aren't they?
Kurt, did you see this?
Did you see this, Kurt?
Watch this.
One subject we didn't discuss.
What was that?
Everyone's talking about it.
Well, your breasts.
You seem to get furious when a talk show host comes up with this subject.
Okay, let's, in general, what do you think about breast implants?
What on which, where was this?
She was 17 years old.
This was in England on a, you know, in Europe where everybody's so much more advanced.
Because, you know, they don't call them pedophiles over there.
They call them judges, teachers, and chat show hosts.
Yeah, and paidophiles.
They say paido.
Rogue Kite says these perbs say this like Brittany wasn't given choreography and taught to perform in this way.
This isn't natural.
This is what a Hollywood creates.
And every day, little kids watch it on their screens and imitate it because this is how people understand the world.
Well, let me give credit to a dingback feminist that I've always attacked because if it hadn't been for the recent times of doing this creepy ass shit to boys suddenly, a bunch of people probably would have never noticed how weird this is because this was ubiquitous.
I mean, I would have been in seventh grade.
Oh, that hero, Kid Rock, has a whole song about how he likes a girl who's 14 or some crazy shit.
Remember that?
That's Chris Kid Rock lyrics.
Oh, it was a lyric that a guest performer in one of his songs said.
Well, he also has a song called I Am the Bull God.
Here's a song.
Remember how popular that was?
No, I don't, I don't.
Okay, that guy, that guy who was interviewing his name is Ivo Nai, and he was 53 years old at the time that he was interviewing her.
Wow.
Well, that's what men are interested in.
You would think World War II and submarines and shit.
Yeah.
But no.
But Kurt, thank God Brittany's parents didn't have anything to do with any of this on any level.
So they're off the hook.
Isn't that nice?
Yep.
Just doing their best.
Yes.
The world treats her like a product, and every other product comes with a warranty from the manufacturer.
You put a broken appliance on the showroom floor.
Buyer, beware, it's your own fault for buying it.
Yeah.
Well, if you put your kids in auditions and you put them on stage, you congratulations on trafficking your children.
That is what you did.
If only we could admit once and for all how insanely widespread it is for adults to sexualize little girls.
It's everywhere in our culture, and yet we believe that sexual abuse is rare and unusual.
So girls must be crazy, like Brittany, like Virginia Guffray, like so many girls.
Like Kanye.
Like Kanye too.
They're doing it to all of them.
All the Disney kids.
This is so disgusting, and yet it was accepted as perfectly normal.
A decade before, the sick PDF files thought it was normal to put a 10-year-old Brooke Shields on the cover of Playboy.
I remember that.
Julian Doria brought it up.
I remember like, how is this okay?
I was a kid when they did that.
I was, I don't know, in high school.
And I remember thinking, how is this?
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, well, the authorities back then, it's funny how much authority has degraded to the point where people are noticing the amount of, because I'd tell you the whole 80s and most of the 90s, none of it was okay.
And all the things you might have remembered as being okay were probably not okay.
So these are.
This is like a.
Yeah.
Entertainment.
Did you hear how they were talking about like framing just the way they do about like Syria or Iraq, but framing?
Yes.
That's what the magic is right there.
That's Hollywood magic.
It's that.
Just hypnotizing a thing, just a thing, right?
Or that guy who was Larry Nasser who was assaulting.
And he would do it right in front of their parents and pretend he was doing some kind of therapy.
Yeah.
Right in front of the parents in plain sight.
Bill Maher's QAnon Joke00:10:14
That's how they do you.
You're not going to look at a place you already thought was fine, right?
Wow.
I can't.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't.
Hey, guess what?
We found out George Bush I ate a baby, and that's accepted as normal because people still giving shit about the Super Bowl, which is fixed, idiots.
It's all fixed.
The whole thing is fixed.
They would never allow you.
They hate chance and random elements.
They hate it.
The people that run gambling, they actually hate chance.
They like it for you.
I'm just, I mean, I don't.
I'm just hoping.
I mean, that I mean, I lived through that.
I remember when they were taking upskirt photos of Brittany getting out of a car.
I remember guys had shoe mirrors and they were taking videos of people in the mall.
That became a trend a little bit.
But I'm talking about her specifically.
They did that.
And then other internet shows would post them on their websites.
Look at her.
We got a naked picture of Brittany up her skirt.
And then people would post that.
South Park had that episode where they- Where they made fun of the people the way they were treating Britney.
They weren't making fun of Brittany, right?
No, no.
Yeah, they were making fun about the culture and how they treated her.
It was a human sacrifice.
And they go, we have to sacrifice children for the corn to have a good corn harvest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's a human.
And so they're making a joke, but a lot of jokes, you'll notice, have turned out to be like prophecies and true.
And when you make the jokes, you're noticing something.
So they noticed it.
So they noticed it.
These are human sacrifices.
Just like the Aztecs, queen for a day, king for a day, and then we sacrifice you.
We still do it now.
They've done it multiple times in front of you.
But everybody goes, oh, what's with these actors and what's with these rich kids?
And oh, they have it all, but they throw it.
No, they were born and bred for this purpose to hypnotize morons.
And it works.
So Bill Maher has apologized to QAnon for being wrong about everything Epstein.
So that's some of the good stuff is that now it's getting, even for the PDF file defenders and the people who shame Epstein's victims, even it's too much now.
It's the overwhelming evidence is here that exactly what was going on was going on, that he was working for the intelligence, Mossad, Israel, the CIA, Epstein, I mean, and then he trafficked, and there was lots of underage stuff happening.
And so here's what Bill Maher used to say.
Here's what he used to say.
Ready?
Now that Republicans have begun welcoming QAnon into the political mainstream, it's time Americans learn what it is.
QAnon is a growing movement within the Republican Party that believes the world is being run behind the scenes by a small group of elitist liberals and Hollywood celebrities who are both Satan worshipers and pedophiles who eat babies and wear red shoes to signal their membership in this group.
So this is Bill Maher discovering that his attempt at being ironic is just coming off as an accurate news report.
So he thinks he's being funny and making fun of them.
But now in retrospect, because I don't know when this is probably from 2020, because it looks like it was during COVID.
And now in retrospect, it looks like he's just doing a straight news.
Oh, wow, look, they were right.
No, he thinks he's making fun of them.
Here we go.
A group that includes Hillary Clinton, Tom Hanks, Ellen the Pope, and every president since Reagan.
And that there are two heroes who will put a stop to this: President Donald Trump and Q himself, the anonymous leader who founded QAnon, with one overarching theme that you're being lied to and everything you think you know is really the opposite.
Well, here's what Bill Maher is saying now.
You ready?
The Epstein files and 3 million pages being released.
And, you know, now we are hearing that Bill and Hillary Clinton have both agreed to testify in the House ahead of the contempt of Congress vote.
What are your thoughts about that?
Well, this is certainly something we were talking in my meeting today about what I'm going to talk about on the show Friday because it's just too interesting.
And also, you know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but where does QAnon go for the apology?
You know, I mean, QAnon, which believed in lots of really ridiculous things like, you know, Democrats eat babies.
But they were kind of.
So you didn't see the part about the eating the babies and the Epstein.
I guess maybe he didn't see it yet.
But here we go.
He's still going to apologize to QAnon.
I'm harping a lot on the idea that the elites are running this pedophile ring.
And I mean, I made jokes about them.
I also made jokes after the Epstein thing happened originally that were on the idea of, well, you know, obviously there was some smoke there.
Well, now with all that's come out in the last couple of weeks, there's a little more than smoke.
It does look like anybody who was At all able to get in touch with Jeffrey Epstein, he was the doing it.
They just, yeah.
And Bill, Democrats don't eat babies.
He's right about that.
They make them in the smoothies.
You've heard the expression health nuts.
These guys are health psychopaths.
How about that?
Here we go.
I mean, and then they all lied about it.
Everybody has, and the arrogance also of thinking they could just use their real name in an email, which they did, and didn't try to couch it in.
You know, when I used to get pot before it was legal, it was like, I'd like two shirts, please, you know, and no seeds in the shirts this time.
You know, you had to.
I used to say, I need two tickets front and center, which meant I wanted two eighths, which is, I would say, I need two tickets front and center, which meant the highest grade of weed that you have.
And I need two eighths.
And that's what that was two tickets front and center.
So two tickets in the back, that was lower grade.
Two tickets front and center.
That was okay.
Anyway, here we go.
Sort of codify it.
No, they're just openly talking in emails about this sort of, you know, sexual perversion that they were all doing.
And lots of people who you didn't think, you know, or I never imagined were doing it.
I see these names come up.
So, you know, I mean, QAnon, yes, a lot of crazy there.
But you know what?
You weren't totally wrong about that, guys.
So there you go.
I guess the elites must have run out of people to run defense on the field.
Maha, Maher, you're up.
Get out there and normalize all this so nobody actually never does anything.
Good on Bill Maher, I guess.
He needed overwhelming evidence.
He got it.
And at least now that he has it, he has the character enough to say I was wrong and I apologize.
You don't think RussiaGate was crazy?
So he says that QAnon believes in a lot of crazy stuff.
You don't think RussiaGate was crazy?
They're still doing it.
Even though it's obvious it's Israel controlling Donald Trump, you guys still.
And now the new thing in the mainstream media is that it was Russia controlling Jeffrey Epstein.
There's no shortage of crazy things Democratic voters don't believe.
There's no shortage of crazy things.
Just to let you know, the people who debunked Pizzagate arrested for pizzagating toddlers.
Just to let you know, award-winning ABC journalist who debunked Pizzagate pleads guilty to horrific pizzagating.
Disgraced CNN producer jailed for 20 years for abusing a nine-year-old girl, Pizzagate.
Just to let you know.
So again, good on Bill Maher.
Tip of the hat.
When Bill Maher gets it right, I let him know.
And he's the only guy.
I mean, he's the best.
Isn't that correct?
He's the best there is in mainstream corporate media.
I think at least Bill Maher would be open to listening to you.
So I know I've said a lot of tough stuff about Bill Maher, but I think he would listen to me.
I mean, not me, because I know he hates me, but someone else.
He hates me like Jimmy Kimmel hates him.
Put it that way.
Because I said something truthful about him.
He didn't want to hear it.
Just like Bill Maher said something truthful about Jimmy Kimmel.
He didn't want to hear it.
But good, again, when Jon Stewart says something correct and does something right and sticks his chin out, I praise him.
I'll give him props.
Just like now with Bill Maher.
I'll give him props.
He's telling the truth about COVID, tell the truth about the vaccine about the toxicity of woke culture.
And he's telling the truth about how liberals in Hollywood do not accept dissent from their narrative.
And so good on him.
And here he is telling you that it turns out that everybody who runs Hollywood is a sicko.
Why They Arrested That Gay Dude00:08:31
Turns out they are sickos.
Huh?
Who knew?
Except everybody.
Good for Bill Maher.
That's all I got to say.
Hey, this is Jimmy.
Who's this?
What's up, dude?
It's Cashman.
Oh, shit.
he talks like such a moron He talks like such a.
This is definitely who he is.
Ah, Director Patel, good to hear from you.
What are you up to?
Ah, you know me, dude.
Pursuing justice and making ladies lustless.
Do you also drop dimes and solve crimes?
Oh, I do.
Yeah, absolutely.
I do that too, dude.
Okay, so I like it when you rhyme.
What's going on?
Ah, man.
You caught me at a pretty crazy time, dude.
It's off the hook for real.
Seriously, though, there are a lot of moving parts right now at the FBI and the DOJ currently.
We are basically playing 3D chess on the truck bed of Atoyota Tacoma, going 80 miles per hour over the floor of a Rocky Canyon.
That's a pretty pretty vivid metaphor.
Yeah, dude.
I started microdosing at work again.
Like everything's so fucking clear now.
That's great to hear.
Walk us through what's going on at the FBI.
I don't even know where to start, dude.
Basically, we've been monitoring the situations in Minneapolis and Portland for sure.
We've been waiting for an opportunity to get involved in an auxiliary role or a similar capacity to augment and assist ISIS objectives in the area without interfering or clouding jurisdiction.
And I'm happy to say we finally made a decisive move.
Oh, really?
How so?
Right, right.
Yeah, dude, at his hotel in Beverly Hills at 11 p.m.
Fucking sick.
What did you arrest?
Why did you arrest Don Lemon?
Don Lemon was president of that protest in Minneapolis where a mob stormed a church, which is not only trespassing, but violates the freedom of religion of the people inside or some shit.
Whatever.
He's going to Supermax and then hell, probably.
I see.
Well, to be fair, Don Lemon was covering that protest as a journalist.
He wasn't part of it.
I mean, that's a fine line, dude.
Like, part of a protest, covering a protest as a journalist, but near the protesters.
Kind of what's the difference, dude?
There's no way to know.
I'm sure the law itself is pretty clear on this, right?
Well, maybe, but that's not our concern.
Is it the FBI a law enforcement agency?
I, dude, I don't even know what you're talking about right now.
All right, never mind.
Why did you arrest Don Lemon and not everyone else involved in that protest?
Because he's fucking gay, dude.
And famous and black.
Wake the fuck up, dude.
Get smart, okay?
What do you think this is about?
What do you think our mandate is here?
The law?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
Look, dude, the reason that Trump sent the border patrol to Minneapolis, Minnesota, was, yes, to give some red meat to his base, which is giving lip service to the idea that they're 86ing violent criminals from the country.
But in reality, it's about going to a blue city and beating up and killing woke leftists and gays.
That's what this is, dude.
Okay, I see.
All right.
The federal government is currently playing a multi-state game of smear the queer, and the Trump age is fucking gooning over it.
That means jacking off a lot.
Yes, I know.
Okay, cool.
I just didn't know a few of your listeners knew about gooning and how it means furiously jacking.
We get it.
We get it.
Okay, cool.
No, that's awesome.
The point is, Renee Good and Preddy aren't collateral damage.
They're the target.
So arresting a prominent woke black gay dude on literally insane charges is part and parcel of this whole process.
So when I said the FBI and the DOJ were looking to augment the project, this is what I mean.
We're not arresting violent criminals from El Salvador.
We're afraid of those fuckers.
So we're arresting mouthy homos.
That's what the base wants.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Are you kidding?
I gooned myself, dude.
So people are saying the pullback in Minneapolis is showing Trump on his heels.
No way, dude.
He won.
The base knows what he's doing, even though the woke mob think they won.
That's the 3D chest part.
Checkmate, bitches.
Amazing.
And like, immediately after this drawdown, we send federal agents to seize ballots in Georgia from the 2020 election.
We simply can't stop winning, dude.
Tulsi Gabbard personally going to overturn the 2020 election?
Shit.
What a journey she's been on, huh?
I'll say.
Yeah, dude, she's hot as fuck, too.
And I personally sent Randy and them down to Fulton County to make sure we got the ballot.
And then we're going to get to the bottom of the 2020 presidential election, come hell or high water.
randy and them are you claiming that election that uh the 2020 election was stolen Well, all I can tell you is that polls show that some people think it was.
So that means the FBI has to investigate it.
That's the law.
I don't think that's how the law works.
Well, there's no way to know.
Look, I gotta go, dude.
I just got a text from Randy.
His shit's fucked up.
I guess they were all coked up doing donuts in a hospital parking lot and one of the containers of Panama.
It flew all over the place.
People came out to investigate it, so they had to shoot them.
So major cleanup required.
Maybe an all-nighter.
We'll have to chat later, dude.
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