Candace Exposes ANOTHER Massive TPUSA Lie Over Kirk Assassination!
Candace Owens, in her dogged investigation into the Charlie Kirk assassination, has discovered a new set of contradictions in the TPUSA narrative. She has identified conflicting claims about drone usage and security failures at the Utah Valley University event coming from figures like Brian Harpole and Frank Turk. Guest host James Li and Americans' Comedian Kurt Metzger discuss the discrepancies between early accounts, official statements, and newly surfaced drone footage that contradicts Harpole's claims. The discussion expands into a broader critique of TPUSA leadership, pointing to missing evidence, inconsistent witness stories, and a pattern of rapidly debunked claims from insiders and affiliated pastors. Plus segments on Thomas Massie's latest exposé involving the Epstein Files, Trump claiming the Palestinian people are doing really well and Bill Maher explaining that he's done touring because he's afraid of getting shot. Also featuring Chris Keene, Russell Dobular and Keaton Weiss!
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I'm guest hosting for Jimmy Today here with Kurt Metzger.
And speaking of Candace Owens, I think she is basically single-handedly destroying every single lie that is coming out of the TPUSA cast of characters that are up there spinning all kinds of various narratives and now we know to be lies because most recently we've had Brian Harple go on the Sean Ryan show,
Sean Ryan, the, you know, who I think is a Fed.
I don't know if people.
Why?
Just because he ran a drug network in Columbia for the CIA?
I don't know.
Do you remember earlier this year when he had on some CIA person?
I can't remember who it was about the cyber truck blowing up.
We still don't know what that was about.
Yes, I am dying to get an answer about what in the hell that was about because he went on a trip and he goes, oh, it's getting bad, guys.
And then next thing you know, he was back doing his show like nothing happened.
Yeah, that was that guy.
They smeared that guy up and down too about, yeah.
But recently he had on Brian Harple, who is the head of security for Charlie Kirk, who talked about why there wasn't certain security measures taking place, such as flying drones and such.
So let's hear from him as far as that explanation goes.
But if the area lies in the Provo, Utah airspace, I can't fly it.
That's a 107B.
We can't break the rules.
And then you have secondary restrictions probably due to heavy foot traffic for the school, but I can't go in and break the rules.
There's laws for a reason.
And then, and so now the school could have blown drones, the PD, but they didn't have them.
Right.
And then, and then so, but Aurum PD has a drone unit active and professional.
And that police department, I will tell you right now, is awesome.
They are, they get it.
They, they were there.
They helped both on the soft side and the hard side.
And so I started asking questions like, you guys have a drone unit?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
Do you have an MOU or a mutual aid agreement with the school?
And they're like, yeah.
I said, did they call you and ask for assistance?
No.
I'm like, why wouldn't you call?
And then so, you know, that's one.
So just, I can't go in and break the law.
I can't make my guys break the law.
I can't go in and do something that would jeopardize their.
If you have any idea why they would say no, I mean, did they, did they, was this malicious?
Was this being malicious towards the people?
No, it's the right one.
I would say, did you ask?
Did you ask this awesome PD that would probably help you in a heartbeat?
Did you have an MOU with, did you even ask them?
And the answer was from them, we didn't get asked.
We didn't get asked.
And then so, so table the drones, which would have been awesome.
Absolutely.
I believe in them, but I can't break the law to do it.
We're out there not only protecting them physically, but I have to protect the reputation of the client also.
And that's a whole separate thing of protection.
So the drones would have been awesome, but I can't break the law.
They could have used them.
They chose not to.
So apparently, evidently, allegedly, no drones were allowed, as Mr. Brian Harpole says, right?
He doesn't want to break the law.
He can't break the law.
Well, it turns out he is potentially, I would say, maybe lying here.
Let's listen to Candace's investigation.
Yesterday, we talked about Brian Harpole, the security guy who was not convincing at all.
And he basically said, we didn't have drones because looking at the rooftops, because I wasn't allowed to have drones, right?
We just were not allowed to have drones that day.
A lot of people, a lot of you emailed us and said that was a lie, actually.
Again, going back to the early interviews that a lot of TPUSA people gave, Frank Tarek, who was with Charlie on the day that he died with Charlie in the hospital and carried Charlie into the waiting SUV, he told Megan Kelly something different about drones on that day.
Take a listen.
And in fact, when we were driving into that event, this is the first event I've gone to a college campus with Charlie.
He said, Frank, if you can come help me the first couple of days, could you stay an extra day and come with me to the first event?
I said, of course.
So we're driving in, Megan, and his team has drones up looking at the crowd from above.
And they text him some video.
And there's thousands of people there an hour before the start.
And I said, Charlie.
Okay.
So it sounds like there were drones.
And I did try to okay.
So I was like, okay, maybe he misspoke, whatever.
No, there was drone footage.
I found it.
Here it is.
Let's see.
Oh, there you go.
Here's hats being thrown out.
You could see the little amphitheater that they have there at UVU.
You could probably see the top of the Losi Center right there with this shot.
Yeah.
Also, I bet if you were on the ground, you could look up and see if there's a guy on the roof of the gun if that was your job to do that, you know, even if you couldn't use a drone.
Well, so, I mean, my theory that is that it probably didn't come from that particular rooftop.
That's what I still say in that whole situation is that it's not possible that it was the one thing that people keep ignoring, right?
Because people say, oh, this, the Egyptian planes, this and that.
I'm like, okay, I don't care about all that.
Let's go back to just regular physics, you know, with a 30-yard six.
I've seen so many videos on this.
I have yet to see one expert marksman or sniper or hunter be able to produce what we saw in terms of the gruesome public execution.
That amount of damage is not compatible with that type of weapon.
It's just not physically possible.
Yeah, of course.
Also, Pastor Rob McCoy, with his nonsense story about his son who was walking a dot in the distance on his phone, was covered in blood.
Every one of them is telling lies every single time.
By the way, Pastor McCoy, you know who his dad is, right?
Roy McCoy, the retired Navy Intel.
He's chief of staff for psychological warfare in the Navy in 1952.
So the great generation as McCoy is involved in all kinds of great things.
Yeah, absolutely.
So in terms of just covering our bases here, somebody actually looked up what the UVU policy was around the drone flying a drone over UVU because he's like, oh, this is some airspace that just prohibited this and that.
Here's what it actually says.
It says those seeking authorization to operate a UAS on university property must submit a request for authorization to operate a US UAS slash drone on UVU property available on the Office Risk Management website to the Office of Risk Management.
This request shall include an acknowledgement that authorized pilots of UAS on university property must comply with this policy, blah, blah, blah.
So essentially, yes, you can do it.
You just have to apply for a permit to do it.
And it looks like maybe they did.
Maybe they didn't.
I mean, there were actual drones up there.
So we just saw.
So I don't know what, I don't know what they're going on about with these lies because they're being easily debunked, not just by Candace Owens, just by people online saying, you know, you just literally said something different last week that you just said there was a bunch of drones up there that you guys were flying.
So what is what is going on here?
Does anybody actually buy the does any did anybody actually buy that interview with Sean Ryan?
I don't know.
I would look.
Did that is, I mean, I don't understand.
There's all these like Joe Rogans that came out of nowhere all of a sudden, you know?
They're all like, well, supposedly Sean Ryan's been around for a while, but he's, you know, he, what is he?
He's a former Navy.
And he also had in that, I don't have the clip, but he also asked, what is a Patsy?
You know, some say he was just playing dumb, but I'm like, well, he probably's doing it.
I mean, I could see that being the people at home that have no idea.
Well, then you would just say that.
You would just say, okay, for everybody at home, just clarify, what do you mean by a Patsy versus what is a Patsy?
You know, I would say, what is it?
I think Joe Rogan to say that.
You know, a Patsy is Jamie.
Look that up.
What is a Patsy?
So I thought that was particularly kind of dumb coming from.
He had that chick on from the CIA that was talking about how ISIS is snuck in the country and Al-Qaeda.
Oh, they got it.
They made it in the White House.
Did someone tell that brave CIA one?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Al-Qaeda's in the White House shaking Trump's hand.
So this is the TPUSA verified lies.
This is from Candace here.
So the amazing, heroic Mikey McCoy had blood all over him.
You just talked about that.
No blood, right?
He just literally picked up his phone, walked away.
You know, for whatever reason.
We don't know, right?
We don't know how people respond to tragedy.
That's what they say.
It's that he, you know, he was kicking it, you know, he was kicked into gear and he's like, I got to do what I got to do.
My friend's been shot.
I immediately called my dad and told him to call some other guys to pray.
That's what you did.
Okay.
I guess that'll help.
Number two, Charlie was a committed evangelical who only liked Catholic architecture.
I'm not sure where this lie comes from.
I don't actually know about this one.
But this is a bizarre one.
Yeah, I haven't done enough research to really understand number two, but three just brought it up, right?
Charlie's next stopped a 30-ot-6 bullet because he ate salad and had strong bones.
It was a modern-day Christian miracle.
Was the salad part of their thing?
I don't remember hearing that.
Well, he said he had very strong bones, calcium, you know, content or whatever percentage in his bones.
Bizarre.
Number four, Charlie never blinked in his support for Israel, right?
Josh Hammershot.
I know that's a lie.
That's a lie, right?
He was saying, I might have to break with the pro-Israel cause I might have to abandon the pro-Israel cause until he died in a few weeks from having my friends Dave Smith on, who I keep blaming for his death publicly.
And Dave doesn't like it, but I do it.
Wait, why are you blaming Dave Smith for his death?
I didn't say he got it because he went on TPUS.
He was there at the event and they didn't want Dave Smith there.
Not the shooting at the what Charlie at the July, the conference.
Okay.
And so they, right after that, it's non-stop the Laura Loomer of the world.
Why don't you just admit you're anti-Semitic because you had the Jew Dave Smith, Dave Jewish, by the way?
Why are you?
And they were non-stop what an anti-Semite he is.
And all he had done was allow, like Charlie offered up maybe the most tepid public criticism of Israel by any standard that's reasonable.
And they were all over him, how he's a scumbag anti-Semite up until he suddenly was dead.
And then they're like, he loved Israel.
And then, you know, it got a little more suspicious.
There was that mural that went up within the day of his death.
And I said, you guys, are you sure you didn't know anything about this?
Right?
You guys literally painted a mural in less than a day.
Massive mural in Tel Aviv.
Oh my God, really?
Oh, that's not a good sign.
Okay.
Well, I put it into Grok and I just said, given the size of this mural, how long would it take?
And Grock was like, well, for a proficient, you know, artist, it would take about seven to 10 days.
So Rob McCoy, somebody, who's Andrew Colvette?
I don't really know who that is.
Oh, so Andrew Colvett is the producer.
He's the producer of the Charlie Kirk show.
Oh, oh, okay.
He's that guy.
So we're completely missing those SD cards they took.
The camera that was there, they took down.
I don't remember why he was, I think, Tyler Bauer.
That's coming up next on number six.
But number five, the magnificent Mikey McCoy called his father first.
So that was evidently a lie because Erica came out and said, no, she got the call immediately, the minute of the assassination.
The records went to her.
He called her.
That's what the records say.
Yes.
And then he called his dad.
Obviously, we don't really know the order.
We do know that he was not covered in blood.
So that was an absolute lie.
There was also this thing about the SD card, right?
Told to remove the camera.
There was the cameras that was behind Charlie that would have pretty much captured everything that was removed by Tyler Boyer.
The SD card that was also disappeared.
Bench Pierre and Charlie Kirk never had any bad blood between them.
That's obviously not true now.
We know.
Charlie establishing Doge was not unusual.
So this was referring to the audit that Charlie Kirk ordered.
Oh, that Tyler Bauer was going to be caught up in, was he not?
Yes, possibly.
We don't know, allegedly.
Turning point has submitted financial audited.
Turning point has financially audited the company every year since its inception.
So that's really not out of the ordinary.
Mikey McCoy was the hero of that day.
Yeah.
So there's been a lot of lies, and it's so easy to sort of debunk these lies.
I don't know if this is something that, you know, they didn't expect to happen, right?
Maybe they thought it was, I guess, 1963 still, because I'm sure after JFK was shot, everybody had similar questions as to what the hell actually happened, how many shots there were, how did the bullets do what they did?
How is it possible?
It was one bullet.
But we didn't have this kind of virality or information sharing ecosystem that we do now.
They planned for it, you can see, because there's four or five plausible explanations of where the shot came from and at least four or five suspicious people that they've caught on camera that it's specifically designed for the people to argue over how the method that it was done and forget about the overall picture of why it was done.
It wasn't a furry, a disgruntled furry.
I don't buy it.
I think I know who did it.
And I can't prove it.
But if I had to guess, there's a certain, well, let's call them best friend slash aircraft carrier of ours in the Middle East that does shit like this all the time.
Well, so that is, that's the big intention.
That's got me in trouble.
I was last week's, and I think there's a new person this week, but last week's recipient of Anti-Semite of the Year.
I don't know if you knew that, but that was.
You're the anti-Semite of the year?
No, sorry.
Sorry, not of the year.
That was Candace last year, sorry, of the week of the week.
I'm nowhere close of the year.
I have no clue.
You beat Nick Fuentes?
Oh, that's right.
I think he was a finalist.
I think it was like Fuentes and Tucker Carlson and Candace.
I believe she won.
If you publicly exonerate Israel of this murder, then you can be with the good people and you make your way back like our friend is.
Well, I was day one.
Was talking to um, a friend of mine, and she was having dinner with people in the Senate and she said immediately, people in the Senate um, was it Intel, UM Agency or no?
The Senate Intel UH Committee were saying that oh, maybe it was Israel.
So, regardless of whether I know, anybody in the know is saying that privately, yeah, 100.
That's why it's so funny.
If I, whatever I just go on the next one, I mean I, I if people can't see that, they're not going to see it.
If you haven't looked it up, I.
I don't dwell on twitter, no more, because people are so dumb or they're fake or they're hired by it.
That's all.
That's, officer Tatum.
Have you looked at officer Tatum and his?
Yeah, i've harassed him with ai.
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The Blackwick Tilburgern DOT and NO, or Ibutik Electroimputern Lease Warmer Electromotrel or Smartus or Blackwick Thomas Massey.
So he is.
We showed him earlier.
He was called out by congressman Randy Fine for being the one anti-semite left in Congress, so to speak, and let's take a listen here to what he has said.
That is so anti-semitic.
Let's take a listen here.
That is wrong.
Do not let the Senate muck this bill up, and if you are, if you're a party to that in the Senate, you are part of this cover-up that we are trying to expose.
I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is going to get embarrassed because he went to rape island.
That is what they have coming.
In fact, they need to be on the other side of bars.
A lot of them.
Some of them will be embarrassed, but some of them need to go to prison and the survivors know that.
So how will we know if this bill has been successful?
We will know when there are men, rich men, in handcuffs, being perp, walked to the jail, and until then, this is still a cover-up.
All right, did you hear that anti-semite what he's?
Well, that's what i'm saying, that's.
It's extremely anti-semitic to say that you want um, as people might refer to as uh pdf files, to go to jail.
That is extremely Anti-semitic.
Anybody on the 7K UH Tweet CLUB?
You are verifying that not only did Epstein work for Israel, But that you know he did.
And that's why you wouldn't want it to come out.
Because wouldn't you want Israel, the most moral country and the most moral army in the world, to be exonerated of their connection to such a terrible thing?
Well, yes.
And the other thing I'll add is that that is and should be the litmus test in terms of whether or not we should be satisfied with the Epstein release.
Is if they release stuff, whatever it is that they release, and nobody goes to jail, then this is still a cover-up, as Massey says.
Okay.
If there's not people being walked to the jail, then it's still a cover-up.
And now you know why the Trump Bubba thing makes sense.
Now you know why the Trump-Bubba blowjob makes sense because at the end of the day, they all diddy party together, don't they?
Right.
And if you do anything that prevents the files from coming out, if you do some things, because right now they're doing everything they can, right?
It passed with flying colors.
People have pointed out, I thought it was hilarious, that it somehow went from, oh my God, we can't release this and it's a hoax and this and that.
And now it's like, okay, we have to release the files.
We're going to investigate everything because now they're going to use the investigation, quote-unquote investigation, as a pretense to redact information that is critical to whether it be the victims or the perpetrators or now national society.
Yeah, the Democrats are going to expose it to a certain amount that hurts Trump, but doesn't expose anything because they're all in on it.
They're all in on it.
So if we don't see some actual accountability, I think we're going to be pretty screwed going forward.
And in terms of who might be benefiting or behind this, right?
Massey recently gave an interview, we're going to play it in a second, where he talks about the fact that Israel is influencing the Epstein file release.
Obviously, that's compared to us, but apparently it's still anti-Semitic to say that.
They say Israeli intelligence and our own CIA was wrapped up with Epstein, so it will be embarrassing for our own intelligence agency and Israel's intelligence agencies for that to all come out.
Let's take a listen to Thomas Massey again.
Do you believe Netanyahu's involvement with Trump is influencing the decision of the Epstein file release?
I think Israel is influencing the Epstein file release because Israeli intelligence and our own CIA was wrapped up with Epstein.
And so it would be embarrassing to our own intelligence agencies as well as Israel's intelligence agencies for all that to come out.
And if you notice, there are a lot of bots online and people who are paid.
Maybe they're not robots, but they are paid.
And they're going after Marjorie and I uniquely.
And I think it's because we are against the war that Israel has in Gaza right now.
And we want that to end.
And we don't vote for foreign aid and we don't vote for military aid for these other countries that are at war.
And we get in trouble for that.
Do you think Epstein's still alive?
No.
I hope so.
And do you think he was a Mossad agent?
I mean, what's it?
Let's talk about agent.
I think he helped Mossad.
Was he collecting blackmail on our politicians?
And that's why no one wants these released?
You know, I don't know if it was blackmail, but like, let's say you were a drug user and you bought drugs from a drug dealer.
The drug dealer doesn't blackmail you.
The drug dealer has what you want, and then you start doing things for the drug dealer.
I think Epstein was a sex trafficker.
And so, I mean, he supplied the women.
I'm not sure that he was blackmailing his clients, but he was definitely getting favors from them by finding them women and offering women to them.
So I'm not sure.
And then obviously, once you've done enough of that, there is a lot of blackmail material.
You don't think there's like hidden tapes anywhere buried in the ground in a bunker somewhere?
Yeah, I think there probably are tapes like that.
And aren't they getting erased by the people who are in the middle of the day?
Supposedly they're on ID's desk.
I remember that still.
Well, Pam Bonnie's desktop.
There's a lot of tapes.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a lot of misinformation and conflicting information out there.
So how do you expect the American people to believe any of it?
I believe about 1% of it myself.
I literally don't trust anybody up here except Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Nancy Mace most recently because those were the three women that co-sponsored.
About Rokana.
I'm talking about on the Republican side.
I do trust some Democrats like Rokana.
People are saying that you're acting like a damn.
A dirty dim.
You're a dirty dim talk.
Well, this was, you know, what's interesting about Epstein is the president said it was a hoax, but now he's going to investigate the hoax, right?
When he announced all these investigations.
And then he also encouraged everybody to vote for it.
So at first.
Why is he so mad at reporters, too, that are asking about the files?
Fake news.
You fake news.
Is it fake news?
No.
It's not fake news.
That was pretty epic.
So yeah, obviously there's no, the thing is, Kurt, there's no proof, right?
They keep saying there's no proof that he was a Mossad agent.
There's no proof that he was tied into any intelligence.
Not even anybody to any children and anybody.
James, we may never know what country Jeffrey Epstein worked for.
We may never know.
Maybe a forensic historian could piece together.
Who Jeffrey Epstein?
Well, evidently, he helped broker an Israeli security agreement with Mongolia.
Oh, I think he worked for Qatar.
I think totally normal for, you know, I wonder if he was working on behalf in this particular situation, as reported by Dropsite News.
And he also, you know, helped Israel build a back channel to Russia amid a Syrian civil war.
That's fun, you know.
Nick Bryant was on the show and he the human trafficking is a minor component of it.
He was moving massive amounts of money for probably all of the five IS intelligence agencies.
Yeah.
So he was quite a bit more important.
The financial aspect.
Whitey Webb's always talking about it.
The financial aspect is way bigger than this.
Way bigger.
And we already know what's there.
Right.
So you think the sex trafficking or the pedophilia, this kind of thing was just more, it just plays into the hands because now you could be controlled.
It's just Disney stuff.
It's just Disney kids stuff.
Okay.
You want people with these kinds of proclivities because they're easier to keep in line, right?
Yeah, a lot of blackmail is not really blackmail.
It's like you party together.
So you know, I know Lee's cool because he banged on these lines that we cut.
You know, like, dude, so I know you're not a cop.
You did horrible crime against a child, so I know you're cool.
It's like stuff like that.
Let's see what else he was.
Let's see what else he was up to.
Helped Israel sell a surveillance state to the Cote d'Ivoire, the Ivory Coast.
Leaked email show that details behind talks between Cote d'Ivoire and Israel shepherded by Ehud Barak and Jeffrey Epstein.
Yeah, because Israel's number one insecurity, James.
That's why it is.
Step out one day.
But otherwise, they're the best, aren't they?
What about this Israeli spy stayed for weeks at a time with Jeffrey Epstein in Manhattan?
Leaked email show Epstein working on a wire transfer to Ehud Barak's top aide, Yoni Korn, who regularly stayed at his apartment.
That's also a hoax, right?
You know, Louis Black on Tuesdays with Stories, and we've played it on here, I think.
And uh, Mark Norman and Joe List, and they're talking to uh Lewis Black, who went with Bobby Slayton because Epstein was trying to meet everybody.
Went to his New York place.
Wow, and Lewis Black said he went in, and um, there was this marker board on the wall with like, I don't know, I don't know, football plans or something.
It's like drawings on it, and uh, Jeffrey goes, Oh, yeah, the defense minister of Israel is just here.
We were going over plans for Israel, and Lewis Black goes, and I was like, Why the fuck was he here?
And why were you guys talking about it?
And why are you telling me this?
This is creepy as hell immediately because that's what you would think.
Like, so yeah, no, we already know, and we already heard, even if you want to go with the most tepid things of Netflix documentary items about it, Ghelane, her dad worked for Israel, okay, and she was in charge.
Jeffrey wasn't in charge, also, by the way.
Ghelane was in charge, Ghana's the hand.
I don't think they talked about this in the Netflix documentary, I don't think a single Israeli talked about the one girl said she wasn't allowed to eat.
She goes, They're not going to feed you because you're not Jewish because remember, yeah, I forget if it was Virginia, which one was talking about it, but Leslie Wexner is a massive part of this.
Okay, they made it like he got they implied in the Netflix one that Jeffrey like tricked him because he's secretly gay and he was just a silly, lonely old gay man that gave Jeffrey all this stuff.
That's how they kind of didn't say it, but they implied it, which I thought was hysterical.
This is an old gangster group that goes back, you know, it's all the research has been done.
You go read United States of Blackmail, these gangster ties are real, they've it's a network, it's been around forever, just a series of mafias.
And uh, this guy was by no means the head of anything, Epstein.
He's a node in it.
Hugh Hefner was doing the same scam.
Remember, Hugh Hefner, this guy thing where a rich guy has a bunch of chicks you could bang at his house.
That's not because they're just cool, that's because I know that's a fantasy everyone wants to believe.
Like, this is really cool house with an old man, all these young, hot, naked chicks, but it's over.
And they all they do, their only strategy left is basically to say, if you discuss this, then you're an anti-Semite.
If you bring up any of these things, right?
If you bring up, let's say, was it another one?
Yeah, if you bring up that he was tied to the Rothschilds banking empire to help finance Israeli cyber weapons, then you are an anti-Semite.
That's why Marjorie Taylor Greene is accused of saying Jewish space lasers, which she never said.
Did she not say Jewish space lasers?
I thought she said, No, that was uh what was it, Jonathan?
Was it maybe not him, another guy whose name's like that?
So, Jonathan you talking about the New York Times guy, or who is he's the one because she mentioned uh the Rothschilds talking about fires, and they go, Oh, Jewish space lasers did it, but she didn't say that, that's a smear insult they made about her.
Interesting, it worked because even me, I always thought that she said Jewish space lasers.
No, she never did.
And I have the book Jewish Space Lasers by a Rothschild who's not related to those Rothschilds, all about where do these conspiracies come from.
I mean, it's unreal that you would even have to ask a question because you guys are very dishonest.
All the leaders are so dishonest and dodgy, and they act like a boyfriend who's cheating on you every time you ask them a question.
That's where the conspiracies come from.
It's not, it's not hard to figure out, yeah.
So, I think at this point, the cat's out of the bag.
We'll see what they're able to release.
It's supposed to be within 30 days, right?
It's they're supposed to get it done before Christmas, so we'll see what we get.
There's a bunch of people ratting out every part of it.
You could go listen to my friend Emma, Imagination Podcast, talks to all monarch victims.
You, yo, just hear everybody's story out.
You could piece the story together, you don't need to wait for disclosure like a little pat on the head.
I don't know.
I mean, my prediction.
Well, so then what do you think will happen in terms of accountability?
Because what I'm thinking is they will have to throw a couple people to the wolf, the wolves, it'll be lame, and uh, it's gonna, it's falling apart, but you know, they get let's say Larry Summers, right?
Larry Summers just basically resigned from everything that he was doing, right?
He resigned from the board of OpenAI.
He resigned from Harvard's leadership.
He stopped teaching the class.
So he's definitely up to something.
You don't resign if you're innocent, right?
If you're innocent, people recorded.
I haven't seen the recording, but they recorded him talking about his times with Epstein, which is really funny, dude, because I remember that motherfucker when the gas went up and he was like, well, Americans need to get used to it because Ukraine, we got to help Ukraine.
He was real smug about that.
So good for him.
My buddy Kyle Dunnegan played Tony Rob.
He bombed.
This is one of the best bombings I've ever heard of that happened again on Tony Robbins' birthday island.
He had his birthday party with his whales.
And he had all these great, these important speakers.
And before Kyle went on to do his impression of Biden, Larry Summers was the guy talking, speaking before him.
And Larry blew the light by a half an hour before Kyle got on.
Not doing comedy, by the way.
Larry Summers just droning on about God knows what.
Certainly not a cool Epstein Island story.
Kyle bombs after Larry Summers did like a 40 minutes.
Well, he's cooked now.
He's definitely cooked at this point.
He's definitely guilty of something.
I think he's the perfect person.
If you were to pick somebody to just say, hey, we're going to lock this guy up.
He's, you know, very, he's well known enough where people were like, yeah, okay, okay.
We got a big, you know, big fish, but he's not so big that he can't be fried.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, they'll always cut like a, you know, it's, it's networks of networks is the way the thing is.
So it's easy, like Jim Jones.
I'm just trying to set a public expectation for this because if they, and I think if people think that there's going to be like everybody's going to jail, it's probably not going to happen.
There's not a chance to help.
Yeah, we're lucky if we can get one or two.
I'm saying maybe one or two, right?
You got to do something.
I think the luckiest thing you could have is a bunch of people to get more and more disillusions.
That's why I have to thank Kash Patel for being such an absolute obvious failure and liar and scumbag traitor, because that opened up a bunch of people's eyes watching his stupid face he makes while he lies to you.
Welcome to Jimmy Door Show, everybody.
Keaton and Russ from Dew Dissidence in for Jimmy while he is on the road.
Well, Donald Trump had some very, very kind words for the Palestinians yesterday.
Very kind words.
This just warms your heart to hear that.
So he's taking a question from a reporter during his meeting with the Saudi Crown Prince.
And he, every time he detects an accent from a reporter, especially a woman, it seems, he has to ask where they're from.
He's just this weird personality court where when he hears an accent, he's like, oh, it's an interesting accent.
Where are you from?
What was the guy?
What was the title?
Didn't he ask somebody that?
He asked, where did you learn to speak English to the Liberian president?
The Liberian president says Liberia.
We speak English.
We speak English there.
Yeah.
So here he is asking a reporter where they're from, and they tell him they're Palestinian.
Will you visit Damascus?
No, but where are you from?
I'm from Palestine.
Oh, making a lot of progress, huh?
They like Palestinians like me.
The Palestinians are likely.
They love you.
I think we're working very closely with a lot of people that make everybody happy, including Israel.
You know, you look kind of fat for a Palestinian.
I hear they're kind of hungry over there.
Am I right?
It's the greatest funny joke, am I right?
Oh, that's a great thing to say.
One more time.
And will you visit Damascus?
I'm sure.
No, but.
Where are you from?
I'm from Palestine.
Oh, I'm making a lot of progress, huh?
They like Palestinians like me.
The Palestinians are doing very well, actually.
I think we're working very closely.
Oh, they're doing very well.
Make everybody happy, including Israel, the Palestinians, and everybody.
That's very interesting.
No, they're doing, they love me in the Israeli.
Everybody loves each other over there.
That whole area there, it's just a big love fest going on.
And yeah, those Palestinians doing very well.
Here's new drone footage from just a couple of weeks ago.
I hate it calling it genocide Woodstock over there.
Yeah, exactly.
Here is Gaza City just a couple weeks ago.
you're doing great doing very well over there They love me.
Palestinians, they really love me.
They're very grateful.
On top of that, in devastated Gaza, overcrowded tent camps spread amid the rubble.
Palestinians reel under winter rains as Israel blocks Gaza shelter supplies.
That's right.
It's the winter.
They tend to have rainfall in the winter.
And the Palestinians are largely living in tents right now, which means the tents are flooding.
Heavy rains flood Gaza tents with sewage, putting thousands of children at risk.
Save the Children says children in Gaza are sleeping on bare, wet ground in clothing soaked with sewage water after heavy rains flooded hundreds of tents and makeshift shelters over the weekend, heightening the risk of disease as winter sets in.
The group said more than 13,000 households were affected by Friday's flooding as Gaza's sanitation system has largely collapsed after two years of Israeli bombardment, siege, and severe aid restrictions.
With drainage systems destroyed, rainwater mixed with sewage inundated tents, soaking mattresses, blankets, clothing, and even food supplies.
According to the humanitarian shelter cluster, two-thirds of Gaza's children, around 700,000, are living in tents that are falling apart after two years of bombardment and displacement.
So to give you an idea of what that looks like, here's a video from Gaza notifications.
Once again, don't forget.
Palestinians are doing very well, actually.
No, no, they're doing very well.
Doing very, very well.
Here's some more Palestinians.
The little girl clings to her grandfather shaking from the cold as rainwater pours into their tent.
Yep.
On top of that, Israeli airstrikes killed 25 Palestinians in Gaza, rattling ceasefire.
Again, the ceasefire rattled.
Medics say.
You know what the date on that is?
It's a little small, the font.
Today, November 19th, Israeli airstrikes killed 25 Palestinians.
So flooded, hungry, denied basic aid.
And by the way, despite the quote-unquote ceasefire, still being bombed.
But they're doing very well.
They're doing very well.
And he has great things to say about the Palestinians.
So does his press secretary here, who's still, still, as late as this week, using the word Palestinian as a slur and an own against Chuck Schumer.
They are moving to the left.
They ran Senator Gillibrand and Senator Manchin out of town.
Now they're running Chucky Schumer out of town.
It's too bad he turned into a Palestinian.
He did it for nothing, like President Trump says, because his own party is turning against him.
And the Democratic Party is truly becoming a full-blown communist party.
Right, sure.
Still using the word Palestinian as a slur.
By the way, folks, all this happening as the United Nations, that glorious body, thank God for them, right?
They just adopted a resolution authorizing a board of peace and an international stabilization force in Gaza as outlined in the United States comprehensive plan to end the Gaza conflict.
What that really means from Ando Weiss, U.N. Security Council approves Trump's Gaza peace plan, greenlighting U.S.-Israeli control of Gaza's future.
They write on Monday, the United Nations Security Council approved the Trump administration's peace plan for Gaza.
The resolution calls for the establishment of an international stabilization force to demilitarize and govern Gaza while Israel withdraws from the area.
It also includes the formation of a peace board in line with Trump's plan, stipulating the deployment of international forces to stabilize Gaza and grants the peace board a mandate until December 2027.
According to a U.S. official quoted by Axios, the stabilization forces would have an executive role, not a mere peacekeeping one, which means they would have the authority to disarm Palestinian factions and oversee security matters in the Strip.
This aligns with Israeli demands that the deployment of international forces should be under Chapter 7 of the UN Charter, which not only grants them executive powers, but also facilitates the formation of these forces without approval from all parties.
The resolution also references the prospect of a Palestinian state if a, quote, credible pathway is established as a result of the plan.
Who decides what's credible and not credible?
You guessed it, the Americans and the Israelis.
The vote is facing strong backlash from Palestine advocates across social media.
The UN Security Council has just adopted the horrific U.S. resolution with 13 yes votes and two abstentions, tweeted human rights lawyer Craig Mokibur.
Not a single family of the council had the courage, principle, or respect for international law to vote against this U.S.-Israel colonial outrage.
Prior to the vote, Hamas released a statement on Telegram rejecting the presence of an international force in Gaza.
Assigning the international force with tasks and roles inside the Gaza Strip, including disarming the resistance, strips it of its neutrality and turns it into a party to the conflict in favor of the Israeli occupation, it read.
Any international force, if established, must be deployed only at the borders to separate forces, monitor the ceasefire, and must be fully under U.N. supervision.
Other Palestinian political factions collectively rejected the resolution.
In a joint statement on Sunday preceding the vote, the factions called the U.S. resolution a new attempt to impose another form of occupation on our land and our people.
The statement added that any foreign intervention in Gaza is a violation of our national sovereignty and a continuation of our people's suffering.
And the only way to achieve stability is by ending the occupation, lifting the siege, and the respect of our people's rights and inalienable rights.
Medea Benjamin puts it well.
The UN is a miserable joke.
The nation that provided the bombs for Israel's genocide, the U.S., is now in charge of the Gaza peace plan with a global stamp of approval.
This is insane, pathetic, and it utterly discredits the UN.
So in other words, the Palestinians are doing very well.
They're doing very, very well.
Drowning in sewage water, freezing in cold temperatures, in flooded tents, still being bombed from the air.
And there's no cavalry coming because the United Nations just approved without a single nay vote because Russia and China in a real display of courage decided to abstain rather than veto it, which they could have.
They have now put Donald Trump and the Israelis in charge of not only the reconstruction of Gaza, but the management of this so-called peace.
Yeah.
And in the West Bank, you have these inbred cousin fucking settlers burning down people's olive groves.
Yeah, it's really something that puts the lie to the idea that civilization has advanced.
We like to think we don't do things like the Trail of Tears anymore, but we do.
And we're doing it right here in broad daylight.
We like to think we wouldn't do things like the famine in India caused by the British or in Ireland, for that matter, caused by the British.
But here we are.
This is as bad as any of the worst genocidal crimes committed by Western powers in certainly in modern history.
And by modern, I mean the last several hundred years.
It's not that you can't find examples where we were responsible for equal crimes.
You can't really find greater ones.
Like look at those videos.
Look at that.
How are these people supposed to survive?
You just had these planes land in South Africa that are being flown out of Palestine by a very cryptic organization that actually only takes cryptocurrency as payment so that there's no way to trace its funding.
And they're working with the Israeli Defense Department.
They're not doing this to get around the Israeli Defense Department.
That's part of the ethnic cleansing.
Look at that.
Part of this peace plan is that they are specifically not going to rebuild within that area.
Within the red zone.
How long can people live like that?
And you have this organization taking Palestinians out.
Look, as much pride as you might have, as much of a desire to maintain your cultural legacy and your right to that land as you might want.
What are you going to do when you have your little granddaughter there is going to die If you don't get her out, and they offer, you can get out.
We'll get you out.
We'll take you to another country.
It's the plan is ethnic cleansing to keep it so intolerable that just for the sake of people's families, man, they're going to leave if you give them the option eventually.
Yeah.
So for because I don't have that in the graphic, but since you mentioned it, they partitioned Gaza essentially into a red zone and a green zone.
So the red zone, most of the red zone, it's kind of a U shape with the obviously the C on the western side, but the bulk of the land in western Gaza, which is where the most heavily populated areas are, are the red zone, which is not going to be rebuilt until, of course, they're done rebuilding the green zone, which is the Israeli-occupied zone.
And that is where this governing force is going to be the executive body.
And so, yeah, it's pretty obvious what their goals are.
And that, you know, nothing is going to get better for the vast majority of Palestinians in Gaza unless it happens on the Americans and the Israelis' terms, which at best is a concentration camp.
That's what they're talking about.
But moving some people from the red zone into the green zone with the hopes that more people will want to move out in order to purge Gaza, which was the plan all along.
And eventually, yes, ship people out, right?
And you look at what they're doing in the West Bank, where they're destroying these olive groves that have been there for generations, so these people have no way to make a living, just constantly brutalizing them, making it impossible for them to live there.
This is the Greater Israel Project, man.
They're trying to clear Palestinians out of that entire territory.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back to the Jimmy Door Show.
I'm your guest host, Chris Keene.
I'm here with Misha and the very funny Kurt Medzker.
Kurt's favorite comedian is back in the news, Bill Maher.
Kurt's biggest influence.
You got my emails.
Bill Maher refuses to do stand-up comedy again because, quote, I could get shot by the left or the right.
I don't want to be out there in this country in this political atmosphere.
Kurt, are you trying to gun down Bill Maher again?
I told you to stop doing it.
There's no young person other than a black hooker he owes money to that is that angry at him.
Well, you know, people, Bill Maher is like, first of all, his positions are indefensible.
He made religious, religilists, remember?
Yes, I saw how religious people are nuts and we're going to have World War III.
And now he fully supports the terrorist Ben Gavir wing of Israel.
Yeah, that is.
Which, what is it?
Like at least 70% of the justification of Israel is the Bible story.
Yes.
Okay.
Which he hates the Bible.
And, you know, so that's a very strange thing to have to reconcile on stage.
I bet it's kind of hard.
Yeah, I found that movie really weird.
He would like go into churches and be like, what's wrong with you, people?
It's like, really?
Is this everybody gets a talking to except Netanyahu?
That's right.
Yeah.
Okay, Bill.
That makes sense.
Well, here's Bill here talking about a great point.
Got off the road this year.
I mean, I had been doing it for silly.
Yeah.
I stopped doing it at the end of 40 years.
What made you stop?
A number of things.
Just got tired of the travel, obviously.
I miss doing it.
Also, I feel like it was a great choice because I don't want to be out there in this country in this political atmosphere.
I can get shot by the left or the right.
Yeah, well, I mean, it's just, it's a good time to not be out there.
And also, apropos of this discussion, I just got tired of being who's trying to gun down Bill Maher?
I feel like if you asked anyone under 50 who's Bill Maher, most people wouldn't even know.
I mean, I like Bill Maher to some extent, but this stuff is also a little ridiculous.
Well, in his head, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
But even Charlie Kirk was more resonant with younger people that would be hate him or love him.
Yes.
And Bill Maher.
I don't think Bill Maher understands that.
His interview with Hawk Tua did not bring in the young viewers that he thought it would.
That's all I'm going to say.
Oh, man.
Twice as funny as people who were selling twice as many tickets as me.
And that's just, you know what?
That's partly because he's twice as funny as people selling twice as many tickets as him.
No, here I thought Marin wasn't narcissistic enough.
Right.
I'm on TV every week.
So not that I didn't sell a lot of tickets and do great theaters, but I didn't sell arenas.
And some people did who, frankly, are not that great.
But, you know, when the audience is 35 to 45, they don't want to see somebody 70.
They did.
It's your thing about the searchers.
I want to see my generation.
Right, someone new.
And okay.
So I still have my show.
I have this.
I didn't need it.
I miss it.
But that's part of what it is.
You know, I see some of the comedy that is popular today, and some of it's good.
And some of it is like, yeah, it's just like the rap thing.
Like, or, I mean, I do like some rap, but like lots of new music.
It's like, what did he say?
Yeah, I get that these kids.
He's saying he doesn't get rap music these days, just like he doesn't get a lot of comedy these days.
Well, most white people have no idea what rap is.
Right.
Dave Chappelle has someone attacked with a knife that identified as a gun.
Yeah.
Like people have been attacked, not to him.
Yes.
I do think this is a bad sign for the country and for comedy overall.
That, I mean, the fact that, and who knows if this is, if he's even being honest here, but if he is actually concerned about getting shot or killed or whatever, it's a terrible sign.
I mean, Bill Maher's been on TV for years.
He's talked about politics in public for years.
I mean, he was canceled off of his show back in the day for making comments about 9-11.
Back when he would say something.
Right.
He's completely owned by Netanyahu, either financially or just mentally.
All this is his bullshit with Israel.
All of this.
Yeah, but I think it's very telling of how bad of a place we're at that someone like him is actually concerned about performing, if that is true, because he's been through a lot of stuff in the past.
That never stopped him before.
Well, maybe someone will notice it finally that we're in a bad place.
I don't know.
What does it take for people to notice that the whole thing's a scam?
What else does it take?
Yeah, I don't.
Bill, you lost Bill Maher's tour.
Well, it's not a good sign when any comedian is scared to perform, especially someone who's been in controversies before, and it didn't stop him before.
So Bill Maher told Pat and Oswald.
Bill Maher will show up and bomb spots, and they're like, how do you want me to bring you up?
Tell them it's a special treat.
And go up and bomb.
It's amazing.
He just now feels this way.
I'm just.
Maybe he'll start doing open mics again.
That would be fun.
Bill Maher told Patton Oswald on the latest episode of the Club Random Podcast, he is no longer interested in hitting the road for stand-up comedy shows given the country's intense political divide.
The often outspoken Maher regularly stirs up backlash from both sides of the political aisle on his HBO talk show real time.
I don't want to be out there in this country in this political atmosphere.
I could get shot by the left or the right, Maher said.
It's a good time to not be out there.
Maher also acknowledged that he is tired of the travel and tired of being twice as funny as people who are.
I wish I had that confidence.
That is unbelievable.
Well, I mean, great.
Like, how does your paying audience feel about it?
That's how you know.
Right.
So he noted that because I'm on TV every week, it gives fans less incentive to buy tickets.
Who's watching TV anymore?
No one is watching TV.
Well, if you have, if you are paying for TV, so I'll bet you're like, I don't need to, I don't need to go out again.
I just saw Bill Maher on HBO.
Yeah, that's true.
Not that I didn't sell a lot of tickets.
Don't get the wrong impression.
And he did great theaters, but I didn't sell arenas.
And some people did.
This just sounds like bitter complaining.
So I don't understand this part of this.
This is the weakest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah.
It's really bad.
I feel like the last.
So he's just saying his last special was his best.
And Bill Maher is a big fan of Bill Maher.
That's what I've learned from this segment.
Maher has upset the left in recent months by attacking crazies in the Democratic Party who have gone too woke.
While he drew backlash from the right for speaking out against ABC's suspension of Jimmy Kimmel last month, Maher made headlines in March when he said he was partial to some of the things Donald Trump is doing in his second administration as president, which drew scorn from fellow comedians like Mark Maron.
Now, right.
Well, there isn't a comedian alive that Mark Maron hasn't been mad at.
But why would you never say anything about me?
I mean, I don't better watch.
Yeah.
I'll say something about you, Kurt.
I'm a big fan.
I like what you're doing.
But say what you want about Bill Maher.
He's the only guy, I think, on network television, on mainstream television, that would do these things that you see here, that would criticize both sides and have any semblance of a nuanced conversation.
So that I do appreciate about Maher.
Until it comes to Israel, cut you off.
Of course.
And in religious lists, he does that to one of those Orthodox Jews that doesn't like Israel.
Yes.
He just cuts him off.
He goes, I'm not listening to this crap.
So you never get the argument from that guy.
At the time, I didn't care.
But now, looking back, he's been owned since then, at least.
Just based on that.
Yeah.
I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
After the shooting death of Charlie Kirk in September, Maher told viewers that it's pointless to debate whether or not Democrats or Republicans are worse because both sides are guilty of rampant toxicity.
Yeah, let's just get behind Israel and shut our mouths.
You know, you know, it's funny.
You say stuff like that and people call you like a fascist.
I've been called a fascist for saying stuff like that, for just saying that both sides are equal.
Who you hang out with?
People that I would never even give five seconds to do.
A lot of woke comedians who I love.
And guess where they are?
And all of them, all of them would sell out any one of their fake-ass principles for this much of anything in the business.
Yeah.
I watched it for years and years and years, so I already know who they are.
Yep.
Well, Bill Maher, as arrogant as ever, but I do appreciate what he does.
And I think he does make good points about that the left, that both sides are guilty of these.
He's got good writers, some of whom are.
I have his friends.
I have friends that are writers of his.
Oh, that's cool.
You know, some of them are like, they don't like me because of Jimmy now.
Like, I don't even know if Feldo still works there, but I was very curious because I know Bill has dinner with Netanyahu and shit.
He's a regular Tim Poole.
Oh, I don't know.
He's a regular Chatham house with the guy.
Damn.
Well, here we are again.
Yeah.
So I like that he calls out both sides.
No one else on television is doing that.
And right.
Not both sides for supporting a literal genocide.
Well, yeah, not that.
We'll let that slide.
Genocide gave us called Woke, which it was called Social Justice Warriors, if you remember.
It wasn't called Woke.
They stole that off of Erica Badu off of black Twitter.
The whole thing's been nonsense the whole time.
Yes.
And I just think it's a bad sign that veteran comic is quitting for reasons like this.
And it's a bad sign.
It's a huge narcissist.
Well, that makes it even worse.
So, I mean, think of that.
He's a huge narcissist and he's stopping performing.
A narcissist would not want to stop.
I've seen this a bunch of times.
The guy that shows up and thinks he's going to go do some late night show after he's grown fat from his regular HBO plum assignment.
That's what the deal is.
So you're not even related to you show up and then you see some kid that, I don't know, is talking about pussy or whatever, whatever bothers him.
And then he goes up with his tepid, except when it comes to Israel, then it's extreme, takes on things.
Like it's his HBO audience.
It's not going to be like that.
Right.
These people are vain, dude.
The reason I'm a failed comic, and here's why I'm a failed comic, I do stand up for a living.
I don't have a thing of like, oh, maybe I'll stop because I don't feel safe.
I don't.
Dude, I start out in all black shit in Philly.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't feel safe.
What a pitch.
Well, I would like to live in a world where we can feel free to speak our mind, do comedy, not worry about getting shot.
You can be nice.
You always have to worry about being shot.
And I think I don't want to be not too shot.
I don't mean to sound too crazy.
I think it is a rarity that things like that would happen.
But the fact that anyone would even be worried about that in America, I think, is a bad sign.
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