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Get ready for an outstanding entertainment program.
The Jimmy Dore show.
We haven't heard from friends of the show, Mitt Romney, in a while.
Let's give him a ring.
Hello, Blockbuster Video, Mitt Romney speaking.
How may I help you?
Senator Romney?
Who?
Blockbuster Video.
This is video.
Senator Romney, it's Jimmy Dore.
Oh, hey, Jimmy, it's you.
What?
Hi.
Yeah, what's going on?
Well, you see, I'm screening my calls.
I'm pretending to be a video store.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yeah, I got that sense, but did you realize that you also said your actual full name in the greeting?
I did.
God damn it.
I knew I'd screw that up.
I'm simply too honest.
I could never pull off obfuscation of any kind, even simple telephone shenanigans.
Also, maybe choose something other than a blockbuster video, Mitt.
I don't think that's existed for like 10 years.
Oh, is that so?
Yeah, you didn't notice that?
Oh, no.
You see, I've never not had a private movie theater in my own home.
Therefore, I've never personally been a patron of video rental stores.
Really?
Yes.
Fortunately, I can say with confidence, the Romney family has never had a weekend ruined because some tinhorn strip mall establishment was all out of copies of the music man.
That's great to hear.
Why are you screening your calls?
Well, you see, a lot of people have got the notion in their noggins that I'm going to be the Republican leader of an attempt to impeach Donald Trump.
So a lot of folks are trying to get in touch with me.
Okay, I see now.
All right.
Now, granted, I have occasionally said that President Trump has done or said something bad, but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm prepared at the moment to take up the mantle of the primary Republican adversary to the most popular Republican president in recent history.
Well, does that mean you are opposed to impeachment then?
No, no, but I don't want to.
I don't want to commit to that side either.
Let's not commit right now and see.
You know, just sort of see how the chips fall.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I think you're going to have to have a lot of president, as I have done in the past, for ghost statements and various nixies that he has engaged in that I personally and politically feel are beneath the dignity of the office.
You and the American people have my assurance of that.
I think right now when people think of Republican opposition to the president, they think of you and Joe Walsh.
Yes, I think you're right there.
And that's a problem, too.
I don't particularly want to be caught in bed with him or his approximately 4,500 racist tweets.
But there are some Republicans who are fed up with Trump, right?
And they're going to naturally turn to you as their leader.
Exactly.
Hence the blockbuster video ruse.
I think the best thing for me to do at the moment is just sort of hide.
Hide?
Well, maybe not hide per se, but obscure myself from other human beings.
That's literally what hiding is, Mitt.
Obscure myself until I am found by somebody with the power to politically deputize me to find other people, such as myself, who are also self-obscured.
Okay, that's called hide and seek.
And that's a game.
And a wholesome game that children are playing less and less during this digital age.
Look, Jimmy, these are very politically touchy times for the GOP.
We have a Republican president, but he sucks, and everybody hates him.
It's a delicate situation.
If you say so.
I most assuredly do.
So like I said, I'm just going to sort of wait it out and do nothing.
But hey, I'll tell you what, Jimmy.
I'll store this number in my phone so I'll know it's you in the future.
You'll be one of the select few people whose calls I answer.
So give me a ring anytime to get the scoop.
Scoop on what?
You said you're not going to do anything.
Yeah, nothing political, I guess.
Just who sat next to whom in the Senate dining hall.
Stuff like that.
All right, Mick.
Thanks.
Oh, Jimmy, one more thing.
Yeah?
Go fuck yourself, you filthy cockwagon.
What?
Sorry.
Sorry.
I thought it was 2013.
I thought it was 2013.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome to the Jimmy Dore Show.
We got a live show in Buffalo, November 5th and Philadelphia, November 17th.
Go to JimmyDoorComedy.com for a link for all tickets to live shows.
Let's get to the jokes before we get to the jokes, shall we?
One day, Donald Trump will dance with Ellen and give Michelle Obama a mint.
And we'll look back at these times and chuckle.
Am I right?
Hey, any doubts regarding Liz Warren's claim she got fired for being pregnant is a brazen insult to her Cherokee heritage and her pledges to not take PAC money.
You know, if you have a new war to help people sitting on top of your broken war to help people, you might be a Democrat.
You know, I've always said that we can save this world with yoga if everyone doing a cat-cow stretch would just pick up a rock and throw it at a hedge fund manager.
And I don't know how you guys feel about guns, but I think it's very important for every American to own at least one gun so they can protect themselves from their other guns.
Hey, what's coming up on today's show?
Guess what?
The U.S. government unleashes its hacks and comes at Jimmy Dore for telling the truth about the Syrian war.
The FBI in public admits to being the unelected deciders of who should be our president.
Plus, Ellen DeGeneres hanging with war criminals.
And Hillary Clinton was on the view.
Plus, we got phone calls today from Mitt Romney, Bernie Sanders, Jeb Bush, and Rick Perry, plus a lot lot more.
That's today on the Jimmy Dore Show.
Thank you.
I didn't do anything.
Hey, is this Energy Secretary Rick Perry?
Correction.
Future former Energy Secretary.
Notice how I pronounce the words energy and secretary perfectly good this time.
I'm not stupid.
That was just an act I put on for to survival, like the ancient Romanian Emperor Claudius Germanicus Nero, who pretended to be slow-witted so as not to raise Suspicion among his enemies.
Anyway, I didn't do it.
Well, what didn't you do?
As Secretary of Energy, I mean, Energy Secretary.
Shoot!
Forget it.
My cover has been blown.
I did not do it.
Are you talking about what Trump's saying that you told him to make that call to President Zelensky in Ukraine?
To the Ho-Rang?
Heck no.
I didn't slap the Queen Elizabeth's nephew.
Elton Johns said I slapped her nephew at a party in the early 90s.
It's in his book.
Which is for the reading.
I have not yet.
No, he said the queen slapped her nephew at a party, not you.
See, I was right.
I didn't do it.
You mean I don't have to resign over there?
Of course not.
Who told you to resign, Rick?
Four unnamed individuals, and if unnamed, it's good enough for the Washington Post.
It's good enough for me.
So you're not being fired by the president then.
Heck no, I'm being fire resigned by myself.
Why?
Because the president said I slapped Queen Elizabeth's nephew at a party at Elton John's house.
And that Richard Gere and Slash Dallone got into a shoving match over who would score with Lady Die.
It's all in his book, allegedly.
And you believe that.
Oh, yes.
She'd already broke up with Prince Charles and was hot to try for some fresh salami.
It's in the book.
Have you read it?
I haven't read anything since Hop on Pop.
But the press is saying Trump is firing you because you told him to call up Ukraine.
Nobody is firing me.
I'm resigning myself.
Why, Rick?
Because people kept taking my stipler.
But officially, it's because I want to return to the private sex tar.
No, you mean sector.
No, I'm pretty sure the word is sextar.
But you do what you have to do to make yourself feel better about yourself.
What do you want to do in the private sector?
Robots.
I'm really interested in artificial intelligence, Jimmy.
Our future lies in robotooks.
One day we will all be robots with no worries and be freed from our fleshy prison cells, except for exploding batteries and stuff like that.
But you're not getting fired.
If I were really getting fired, don't you think I would tweet something about it to all my followers?
You rarely post anything on your Twitter page, Rick.
I was just calling your bluff.
I really have.
Wait, I really have a Twitter page.
Now the White House is saying you aren't going anywhere and you're not resigning.
Oh, my God.
Just what I thought.
I was through.
They pull me back in again.
So you're not leaving the private sector.
So you're not leaving the private sector?
Of course not.
And I'm certainly not leaving for the private sector to work with artisanal intelligence because I've always been fascinated by robots.
Did you know robots can't feel love?
Girls act like they like robots, but they don't.
Robots, she's sad.
So you didn't talk to Ukraine about Joe Biden.
I didn't talk to those roosties or the Iranians or whoever the heck they are.
This is so pointless.
Why can't we just stay out of everybody's business and leave other countries alone for once?
Wow.
Well, that doesn't sound like a Republican, Rick.
Are you sure this is really Rick Perry?
Nope, I'm a robot.
Bring it a dang dude.
Hey, everybody.
So I don't know if you saw the big dust up.
Did you see this?
That is Ellen sitting with George W. Bush at a game, and they're all giggling and having a good time.
They're at a Dallas Cowboys game.
This is what class solidarity looks like.
So I just want to remind you, because I remember this, George Bush backs ban in Constitution.
He wanted to amend the Constitution to make sure gays could permanently never have equal rights.
He wanted to, the most powerful guy in the world pushed, gave speeches, tried to amend the Constitution, demonized gays.
An amendment to the Constitution is never to be undertaken lightly, said George Bush.
The amendment process has addressed many serious matters of national concern, and the preservation of marriage rises to the level of national importance.
We got to make sure we can discriminate against gays forever.
By the way, this is Colin Powell's chief of staff.
He says he's a war criminal.
Right there, Bush and Cheney should be charged with war crimes, says Colonel Wilkerson, former aide to Colin Powell, top aide.
So here's this picture again.
So here they are.
So Ellen came out and she addressed it today at her show.
And he's got fancy friends.
So she got invited by the Jones, the guy who owns the company.
Jerry Jones.
Jerry Jones' daughter invited her, and she's saying they've got very fancy friends.
That's what she's saying.
And he's got fancy friends.
And I don't mean fancy like real housewife fancy.
I mean, like fancy.
Look, this is, I took a video of who.
Fancy.
Well, I wonder.
Fancy.
Watch who she considers fancy.
to me.
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm sitting here with one of the worst human beings who ever walked the earth, a mass murdering war criminal who also specifically targeted people like me for discrimination through the power of the Constitution.
But we're all rich.
We're all super rich.
We don't have any problems that government has to solve.
That's her fancy friend.
That's what she calls a fancy friend.
A guy who should be locked up in The Hague.
That's a fancy friend to someone who's worth $50 million.
I'm sure she's worth more than that.
Now, watch her excuse.
Here's the excuse for this.
Listen to this.
A shot of George and me laughing together.
And so people were upset.
They thought, why is a gay Hollywood liberal sitting next to a conservative Republican president?
That's not what people were thinking.
You weren't sitting next to a conservative Republican president.
You were sitting next to a mass murdering war criminal.
Who specifically targeted people like you for discrimination.
Yes.
Because I'd like to challenge that.
I would like to challenge that too.
I'm holding the brand new iPhone 11.
But a lot of people were mad, and they did what people do when they're mad.
They tweet.
But here's one tweet that I loved.
This person says, Ellen and George Bush together makes me have faith in America again.
Why?
Why?
Because we can turn a blind eye To war crimes and murder because Trump tweets mean things.
That's what she's saying.
Because she doesn't have a moral center because Ellen DeGeneres has no moral center.
That's what she's saying.
That's why.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Yeah, be friends with the worst people in the world who never had to pay for their crimes.
Exactly.
You know, the elite never get punished.
We choked out a black guy for selling Lucy's.
Here's the thing.
I'm friends with George Bush.
In fact, I'm friends with a lot of people.
Did you hear that, everybody?
Everybody believes that I do.
Did you hear that?
She's friends with George Bush.
And she, watch this.
She's friends with George Bush.
George Bush.
In fact, I'm friends with a lot of people who don't share the same beliefs that I have.
We're all different, and I think that we've forgotten that that's okay.
It's not about your beliefs, your political beliefs.
You integrity-challenged classist.
What a class hole Ellen is.
That's my favorite new term, Jimmy.
Classhole.
All different.
For instance, I wish people wouldn't wear fur.
I don't like it, but I'm friends with people who wear fur.
And I'm friends with people who are furry.
Yeah, I mean, you know, people who wear fur, mass murdering war criminals.
It's the same thing.
I mean, that's the same thing.
I also don't like people who wear two earrings.
I don't know what that is.
It's the same thing as a mass murdering.
It's the same thing.
Could she be more shallow?
Matter of fact, I have friends who should tweeze more.
And I have.
But just because I don't agree with someone on everything doesn't mean that I'm not going to be friends with them.
When I say.
Agree with someone on everything.
She doesn't agree with him, but I guess you didn't agree with the war crimes.
Do you agree with torture?
Do you agree with lying our country into an illegal war that killed a million people?
You know, women, men, children, grandmothers, gay people, transgendered people.
A million of them killed dead.
You empty, fucking soulless Hollywood scum.
Kind to one another.
I don't mean only the people that think the same way that you do.
I mean be kind to everyone.
Doesn't matter.
Okay, except if you're a union writer on her show.
If you're a union writer or a union activist or organizer, you will be cast out on her show.
I have that knowledge.
How about that?
So Ellen DeGeneres is not a nice person as she presents.
Everybody I know who's ever worked for her fucking hates her.
All the comics I know who's written for her have nothing but horror stories to tell about her.
So this is a show.
That's why it's a show.
It's called a show.
So she's pretending to be a good person.
I I Even people who are already playing Christmas music.
I mean, seriously, there's no excuse for that, but I'm kind to them.
Anyway, I want to thank Jerry Jones, Charlotte Jones, for hosting us, and thanks, President Bush, and Laura, for a Sunday afternoon that was so fun.
By the way, you owe me six.
Okay, I'll let other people say it for me now.
Glenn Greenwald says, I'm friends with George W. Bush, explaining why she was sitting next to the torturer and war criminal laughing it up at a football game, reflecting the prevailing liberal ethos.
It's one party, one class.
It's all about class.
Liberals always side with the fascists during a revolution.
Don't forget that.
Here's Susan Sarandon.
But missing the point entirely degenerous, Degeneres framed the issue as simply a matter of her hanging out with someone with different opinions, not a man repeatedly accused of being a war criminal.
So people see right through you, Ellen.
What do you think you were going to bullshit everybody with this bullshit speech about being kind?
It worked on your stupid audience, which just shows that you have a good warm-up.
Walter Bragman lays it out pretty well.
He says, here's the thing, Ellen.
George W. Bush is a war criminal who's responsible for death on a cataclysmic scale.
It's not a matter of being friends with people with different beliefs.
We all have those friends.
It's about having a little perspective on the damage he's done.
This man's administration oversaw the systematic torture and abuse of indefinitely detained brown individuals.
He destabilized an entire region of the world, and men, women, and children are still dying for his arrogance.
He eroded civil liberties in a way that we may never reverse.
And of course, he presided over a massive upward transfer of wealth.
These are just some of the wrongs Bush did to this country.
For you to sit in a VIP section and have so fun afternoon with him was completely tone deaf.
To call him a friend on national television was worse.
This incident serves as proof that elites stick together no matter the criminality or monstrosity of each individual.
So for that, the Ellen show, I suppose we should thank you.
You're showing us what we can expect to happen a few years after Donald Trump leaves office.
I'm seeing a lot of indignant responses here from presumably liberal folks.
I just like to remind everyone that we are fighting, still fighting Bush's wars and that people are still dying.
One last point.
Yes, this would also apply to Barack Obama.
Obama expanded our overseas military engagements and our domestic surveillance.
He carried out war crimes.
He oversaw a massive upward transfer of wealth.
He droned American citizens without due process.
Let's be real.
And that's why we have Trump.
Change on the outside, continuity on the inside.
Ronya Kalek says, I bet there's a major crossover between people who think sitting next to George W. Bush is adorable and people who think Tulsi is a monster for meeting with Assad.
So the same people.
Kamala Harris is a cop says, who knew you never, under any circumstance, normalize war criminals would be such a difficult concept to grasp.
Here it gets a little worse.
Here's Rosie O'Donnell.
She tweets out a picture of the guy at the football game.
She says, how comforting to see a real president?
What?
What is Trump broke so many people's brains?
So many people's brains.
They stole the election from El Gore in Florida.
And then he's a war.
I mean, it's just what the F?
I never thought this image would move me so.
It's because she hates Trump.
Do you see how they can't?
I mean, I know you have to have an ego to be in show business, but what Rosie O'Donnell is showing us is that she is all ego because all she cares about is hating on Donald Trump so much that she's going to pretend that George Bush, who hated on gays like her and tortured brown people, killed a million of them on the lies for oil.
That moves her.
Now you know the bankruptcy of celebrities like Rosie O'Donnell.
And I don't take any pleasure in saying that because for some reason, Rosie O'Donnell follows me.
So I'm going to get blocked after this video.
But if Rosie had any integrity and dignity and a fucking sense of self, she would never stop apologizing for that stupid tweet.
And she would maybe do something that calls out George Bush.
You know, that's why we have Donald Trump, because assholes like you who normalize war criminals who screw over poor people and brown people and gay people.
Every people, except the people who have the same amount of money as you do.
That's why we have Trump, because of fucking people like that.
People cheered.
Republicans cheered when Donald Trump stood up to Jeb Bush and said, your brother lied us into a war.
Everybody cheered.
Apparently, that doesn't bother you.
Ron Placone says, I have plenty of friends who don't share my political views.
If any of them started an illegal war, I think it would compromise our friendships a little bit.
So there you go.
That's the rot inside the liberal class.
That's what Chris Hedges refers to as the liberal class.
There they are, right on display.
Disgusting people.
Can I just read this, Jimmy?
You know, when I see something like this, you know how they're trying to normalize.
And we've heard this, you know, two years ago, I heard somebody go, boy, I really miss Bush.
I'm like, what?
You're misguided.
People hated George Bush so much, they elected a black guy with a Muslim name after him in an era of terrorism.
That's how much they hated George Bush.
So I don't know if, you know, Ellen suffers from some sort of mental disorder, if she's a narcissist or sociopath.
She's both of those things probably.
But I will just, I want to just read a couple definitions about narcissists that they from Healthline.
It says, it says grandiose sense of self-importance.
Okay, okay, got it.
But I thought this was kind of interesting.
Belief, they're special and unique and can only be understood by or should associate with other special or high-status people or institutions.
Ah, there you go, baby.
There you go.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, Bernie Sanders is supposed to be resting at home after his heart attacks.
I want to call him and wish him well.
Hello, Bernie.
Bernie, are you all right, buddy?
Bernie, what's happening?
I'm going to call 911.
All right, calm down, drama boy.
I'm performing the Lakota Sundance.
Can you hold a second?
Ho-wah!
laughter laughter laughter laughter The Lakota Sundance.
Yes, I'm hanging by my chest skin from the ceiling using leather straps looped through holes cut through my nipples with no anesthesia, mind you.
The pharmaceutical industry is simply charging too much.
But why?
To reaffirm my basic beliefs about the universe through a ritual of personal and community sacrifice.
And because it's Tuesday.
But Bernie, you can't do the Lakota Sundance.
I know.
I'm Jewish.
Didn't your doctors tell you to take it easy?
I am.
This is how I relax.
Ow, ow!
But your heart.
I got a brand new superhighway of plasma pumping sweet life into my heart, and I've never felt better.
How are your arteries, Hercules?
I bet they're dripping slower than Joe Biden's prostate.
And I respect Joe Biden's prostate.
Joe Biden's prostate is a friend of mine.
Well, you got to take it easy, Bernie.
How can you get back on the campaign trail if you're suspended five feet in the air using dried leather thongs cut through your nipples, tied to rafters with buffalo twine?
I have a permit.
I have a permit.
You need to concentrate on getting better and continuing your campaign, buddy.
Hanging suspended by rock cut incisions through my nipple skin has allowed me the time to think.
It's very relaxing up here.
It's also allowed me the time to compose my new plan to end all corporate donations in federal elections.
Wow, you did all that while enduring excruciating pain, suspended by your chest skin.
I also came up with a new recipe for potato salad.
But the other thing is, you know, more important.
My plan was set up an election financing system entirely funded by the taxpayers.
No more fat cats.
I don't see Liz Warren doing this because she's taking money from about 20 billionaires.
And, you know, Liz Warren is a friend of mine.
Do you think America should be concerned about your health?
I respect America.
America is a friend of mine, but America's current frontrunner has two aneurysms.
A priest was called in for his last rites because of a pulmonary embolism, and Sergeant scooped out part of his brain with a soup wavelength.
Liz Warren is younger than you.
Shouldn't you be taking that into consideration?
Look, I respect Liz Warren.
Liz is a friend of mine, but she thought she was Cherokee for 20 goddamn years.
What if she gets into the White House and thinks she's fucking Napoleon?
I know who I am.
I'm an old balding Jew with bad posture hanging by my hoo-has from the rack.
And I think the working class appreciates that.
And it's also one hell of a turn on.
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This Sunday, Ellen DeGeneres and George Bush were spotted sitting together at a Dallas Cowboys Green Bay Packers game.
And I wonder if Jeb Bush saw it.
Yeah, hello?
Yeah.
Hi, Jeb.
Did you see your brother and Ellen at the game this weekend?
Oh, seriously.
So what?
I don't know why people are hating on this.
This is exactly what our world needs right now.
We need to see people who disagree politically.
They can sit together, be kind, and enjoy a football game.
Jeepers.
Chillax, dude.
Well, that's a nice sentiment, Jeb.
My brother did kill about a million people, too.
Hard to get around that one, right?
Yeah, that's a thing.
And he tagged the economy royally, right?
I mean, my brother really, really fucked up bad, didn't he?
Yes.
Yes, he did.
And he didn't pay attention to the bin Laden warning either.
What an idiot.
My brother is really stupid.
I could have done better.
Will you go to a football game with me?
No.
I'll give you one of mom's lozenges.
It's covered with lint.
Jeb, I don't wish to be seen cavorting with you in public.
I'm sorry.
No, it's because of my brother, isn't it?
People shun me because of my dumb brother.
I hate my stupid dumb brother.
He's stupid.
You really dislike your brother that much, Jeb.
My brother always got away with murder.
Literally.
What?
I didn't mean that.
It's just an expression.
We're killing people.
What's that, Jeb?
Come to a football game with me.
I'll let you toss them my hair.
It's real.
No weird come over there.
Look, Ellen said just because she doesn't agree with someone on everything doesn't mean she can't be friends with them.
Well, she could have said the same about me.
I did some pretty horrible things, too, right?
But yeah, you start a war and you get all the attention.
Story of my life.
Hey, if it weren't for what I did in Florida, you'd never have George Bush as your president friend, Ellen.
So how about that, huh?
What are you admitting to, Jeb?
Not admitting to anything.
I'm just saying, that's all.
Don't need to get all worked up about it.
Jeepers.
You sound like my dad did before my brother killed him.
What?
And besides, my dumb brother, 73.
That's too old to try for war crimes.
They never put Hitler on trial, did they?
Yeah, he didn't live long enough to get captured, Jeb.
That's not what dad said.
What?
Nothing.
Hitler's still alive in Arizona.
Did you say Hitler's still alive in Arizona?
No.
Dad told me he's being kept in Area 51.
But, Jeb, Area 51 is in Nevada.
Not anymore.
Oh, shoot.
I meant to say that under my breath.
So you know that CNN does great work reporting on foreign wars, especially in Syria, right?
So like when they thought there was a sarin gas attack, they sent the, by the way, the granddaughter, the granddaughter of the former president of Syria.
That's true.
That's who this is.
CNN had hired her.
She goes there, and this is how you know there was a gas attack.
She sniffed up gas bags.
And there's definitely something that stings.
Oh my God, is that sarin gas?
Come here.
Yeah, that's deadly.
It's deadly.
Oh, my God.
Hold on.
Is that a false flag?
Hold on.
Wait, that's Axe Body Spring.
Jimmy, honestly, I hate to interrupt the show, but I think my water's been poisoned here.
I'm going to test it.
Taste it.
Yeah.
Yep, that's poison.
That's poison water.
Yep, that's journalism.
So that's how you know she's a propagandist because if for a second she thought there was something on that backpack that was deadly, she wouldn't go, oh, give me it.
So great.
All right, here we go.
So we did, so we have to do our own reporting about Syria.
And so we've done a bunch, right?
Everything you see about Syria on TV is fake news.
You're being lied to.
Arab countries offered to pay the U.S. to invade Syria.
Do you remember that?
That was true.
MIT professor debunks media and white helmets on Syria gas attack.
Why the CAA has been trying to overthrow Syria since the 50s.
Journalists debunk Syrian white helmets, past chemical attacks, and Syria lack evidence.
So we did a lot of it, right?
And then there's that bombshell Professor Stunn's MSNBC panel.
927,000 views.
That's pretty good.
So we had to do our own stuff, right?
So then there's this, they gave us an award, the Serena Shim Award, right?
They wanted us to go to Syria.
Some people did.
I didn't go.
I was like, no, thanks.
I'm not going to go to Syria.
And you know what I mean?
I mean, I don't like going to Glendale.
Anyway, Torrance.
I'll say Torrance.
I don't like going to Torrance.
Is that better?
Torrance?
I actually do go to Glendale.
I love the Americana.
I don't know about you.
Anyway, so it was called the Serena Shem, and they had this ceremony.
I didn't go.
I didn't take it.
They gave us money, but I didn't take it.
Although, so here is, there's this place called Bellingcat.
That's a website.
And they did this article, and it says a shadowy pro-Assad lobby group is giving out creepy awards to conspiracy theorists.
What could possibly.
Now, you know what we do is we debunk the conspiracies of the gas attacks in Syria.
That's called the bun.
It's not a conspiracy.
We go, that didn't happen.
If you say something didn't happen, it's not a conspiracy theory.
You're saying one didn't happen.
Okay.
So here it is.
It says Bellingcat pro-Assad lobby groups rewards bloggers on both the left and the right.
A shadowy group that supports Syrian dictators.
They don't support Bashar.
What they are is they're an anti-interventionist group, right?
That's who these people are.
So they're anti-war, anti-interventionists.
And this Bellingcat, well, here's, I'm in it.
I'm in the article.
It says, among those winners, thank you, is Jimmy Dorr, a comedian turned political commentator who was employed by the Young Turks, a progressive video outlet, until April 2019.
According to an IRS filing, however, Doerr actually began receiving money from the association behind the Serena Shim Award in 2017, receiving $2,500 for what later would be described as human rights media, right?
So that same year, Doerr would argue that a chemical weapons attack on the opposition held town of Khan Shikun was likely a false flag.
The bodies of dead children having been planted, perhaps by extremists, the United Nations has confirmed that the Syrian government, the only party.
So we debunked that shit.
It's all bullshit.
That was bullshit.
They just keep pushing the lie.
And that's what it is.
And then they go to my next reporter actually in Syria expo.
We got $2,500 in 20.
We get thousands of, you know, everybody donates to our show.
I don't check who it is.
I'm just like, hey, we got a fucking...
And then I was like, fuck it, I'm against the war.
That's where the money is.
I'm in the pocket of big peace.
Oh, anti-war activists have been riding a fucking gravy train for so long.
So this is serious.
They do.
This is what they do.
But then Ben Norton says the website which published this ridiculous smear piece, Bellingcat, is funded by the U.S. government's regime change arm called the NED.
So this effectively is a U.S. government-sponsored attack on a few anti-war, anti-imperialist journalists in alternative news.
That's exactly what's going on.
And I got to tell you, I feel pretty good that I got singled out.
It was nice.
Let's say fucking CIA coming after me.
They know who I am, motherfucker.
Isn't that great?
All you got to do is tell a little truth, and they got to come out and do that.
He also says hilarious to see.
So the guy who wrote it, his name is Charles Davis.
He writes a lot of smear pieces on Tulsi.
And he says, hilarious to see professional left puncher and anarcho-neocon Charles Davis smeared the few anti-war voices in American alternative media for getting a measly $2,500 from an anti-war group while he wrote this attack on a website funded by the U.S. government's right-wing regime change arm, the NED.
And the guy admits it.
The guy who runs the website, his name is Elliot Higgins, and he was asked who funds you.
He says NED.
He says it.
He knows that we can find out, so he admits it.
And the guy underneath says, well, thanks for clarifying that you were funded by the governments of the U.S., U.K., and George Soros.
Therefore, your findings will always be called into question.
So it's fun.
Oh, so here it is.
There's the guy asking him, who are you funded by?
And he gives it a different order.
But there it is.
Those are all.
Okay.
And by the way, if you want to know, people are onto them.
The Bellingcat Research Collective, war propaganda masquerading as citizen journalism.
And here's the guy who runs it.
That's the Elliott Ward Higgins.
And he's gotten so much money from NED, he bought another chin.
And so, and it says down here, it says, his occupation, blogger, weapons analyst.
Weapons.
You know how he's a weapons analyst?
He wrote it down.
He just said it.
Guess what?
I'm a nuclear weapons analyst.
Wow.
You know how I know?
I said it.
And at the bottom, it says, analysts on the Syrian, he's known for analysis on the Syrian Civil War and the downing of MH17.
Okay, you ready?
That's his specialty.
By 2015, Higgins' propaganda operation had become so discredited that the German news magazine Der Spiegel was forced to apologize for its uncritical recycling of Bellingcat allegations that the Russian defense ministry manipulated satellite images data to support his position on the MH17.
According to Jen Krees, an expert at digital image forensics, Bellingcat's technique of error correction analysis, what the fuck, was subjective and not based on science.
This is why there's not.
So there you go.
So there you go.
I bet you he was der sorry.
Der Spiegel.
And so there you go.
So that is one of the shared.
By the way, my friend Gordon says, extra extra, read all about it.
People who don't want war once thanked Jimmy Doer for doing good journalism on a story the Orwellian org now smearing him got dead wrong on purpose by paying him enough to keep him in hair dye for six months.
That's about what it costs for six months for hair dye.
So I invited that guy who runs that website to come on the show.
I go, Elliot, when can you come on my show so you can expose me anytime at all?
Of course you won't because you're a coward who takes government money to push war and smear anti-war truth tellers any day, anytime.
You're easy.
What do you think he said?
Here we go.
He goes, honestly, I didn't have a clue who you were until Charles wrote that article.
So I'd rather spend my time being interviewed by people I've actually heard of.
Anybody ever heard of Elliot Higgins before this?
No.
Nope.
You ever heard of Bellingcat?
I Googled him.
I haven't seen anybody interview him.
No.
Where's your next interview, Elliot?
I'll be there.
No, he's not being interviewed.
So he's a fucking coward.
They're easy to own.
So that's what that is.
So whenever you see shit like this, now you know where it's coming from.
It's coming literally from the U.S. government doing paying pieces of shit like this guy to do smear pieces on people who are telling the truth about war.
That's the fucking U.S. government.
That's the one party.
That's one party.
That's Democrat, Republican.
That doesn't know any administration.
That's Trump.
That's Obama.
That's George Bush.
That's Bill Clinton.
That's fucking all of them.
That's what this is.
Okay, just so you know.
I wonder if Elliot Higgins is going to hear about this video.
I wonder if he will.
Maybe I'm not important enough.
Maybe.
Guess who's on the view, ladies and gentlemen?
Hillary was on the view.
Here we go.
Let's get into 2020 because that's where the action is.
They're still, oh.
It sounds like you guys are watching a firework show.
Oh.
Right now, every day it changes.
You're watching it from the sidelines, right?
How is that emotionally for you?
How do you do that?
Well, look, I am obviously watching it because I care deeply that Trump is a one-term president.
Notice what she doesn't care deeply about.
She doesn't care deeply about the American people.
She doesn't care deeply about health care.
She doesn't care deeply about ending the wars.
She doesn't care deeply about getting clean water to flint.
She cares about that guy who beat her, making sure he doesn't fucking win again.
That's what she cares deeply about.
She doesn't care that Jalene Maxwell, two years after she settled out of court with two women that accused her of raping and trafficking them, was invited to her daughter's wedding.
She doesn't seem to care about that at all.
That's kind of weird that that got left out as a few talk.
Look at Graham with his little facts.
I didn't know that.
Did anybody else here know that?
I didn't know that.
Oh, well, they know it.
They know it.
If you watch Political Vigilante, you know that fucking shit.
How am I the dumbest one here again?
Again.
All right.
You learned that from Russian Balt.
Or less.
You know, it's still, it's hard to believe, but it's still early.
You know, a lot of the people who were ahead at this point in prior nominating seasons did not end up winning the nomination.
So it's hard to tell right now.
I just wish everybody well.
I've talked to most of them, and a lot of them call me from time to time and ask for advice.
Asking advice.
Asking advice for Hillary Clinton on an election is like asking Donald Trump how to start a business.
Am I right?
Come on.
I never noticed how small her hands were before.
I can't even see him.
That's how small they are.
The only way Hillary Clinton's advice is valuable is if you do the exact opposite of what she tells you to do.
Well, I would tell you, don't go to Michigan for sure.
I would tie, but do you have a private position in a public position?
No, well, you should get one of those.
She keeps telling Joe Biden to hug more women.
Bigger sniff, Joe.
Leaning.
I love your hair.
I appreciate you calling me for advice.
I guess Claire McCaskill was busy.
Well, here it comes.
Oh, shit.
This is going to get really horrible right now because they're all going to watch this.
And I just try.
This is how you know there's only one party in America.
It's coming up.
Give them the very best advice I can because it's really important to have a group of strong messengers about the alternative.
But I think it's a really good point, Abby, because you got the election going on.
You've got the impeachment going on.
The Democrats have to do two things at once.
They have to do the impeachment in a thoughtful, deliberative, serious way.
Yes.
And they have to do a campaign that talks about why it would be better for Americans when it comes to health care or climate change or whatever the issue might be.
You know, whatever, healthcare kind of issues, whatever the thoughts.
But they have to do that first thing first.
They have to peach him.
And then whatever, issues, whatever.
Whatever.
So that's a difficult balancing act, but it has to be done.
And I know everybody's trying the best they know to actually get that done.
Well, you're sitting at a table in good company.
Megan, myself, we all lost presidential campaigns.
My family didn't get nearly as far as yours did, but we all sat there the next day thinking, could have, woulda, should have.
Oh, right.
And I know that you've probably had many mornings where you wake up.
And this book is all about being gutsy as women.
And part of being gutsy is looking back and realizing what I could have done differently.
Right.
When you look back on your campaign and what Democrats today might do differently, what goes through your mind?
What do you wish you had done differently in that moment?
First of all, apparently Abby didn't read her book because if she did, she would know she didn't do anything wrong.
It wasn't Hillary's fault.
It was everybody else.
It was WikiLeaks, Julian Assange, the media, Bernie Sanders, right?
Russia.
Susan Zarandon.
Who else prevented her from winning?
Because we all know Putin.
Jill Stein.
Jill Stein.
Putin and Jill Stein and Julian Assange were arm in arm blocking her motorcade from campaigning in Wisconsin and Michigan.
That's a fact.
Look it up.
I wrote a whole book about it because it was devastating.
It was devastating, as it was, I know, for the McCain family and their family.
I wasn't vodka involved in our election night.
Well, there was Vodka involved every time I traveled with her dad after that.
on Epstein's plane.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
She wrote on it twice.
He was on it 26 times.
All they said it was for grab with his facts again.
I know, flight logs, fucking Russia.
You know, when Hillary and McCain did shots of vodka, did they do shots for every country the United States is bombing at the same time?
That's a fun drinking deal.
The Sudan.
Happens on the road stays on the Clinton.
What happens on the road stays on the Zoom?
She feels the same way about her Wall Street speeches, by the way.
And he loved traveling with you.
My dad said about you, actually.
So let's go.
I want to hear these.
They all love traveling with Hillary Clinton.
John McCain's dad, Abby Huntsman.
They all loved, isn't it amazing, three conservatives sitting around reminiscing about how the other conservatives like to be with another conservative?
But you know, but I think that goes partly to Abby's question.
You know, I'm a serious person, but I'm also a fun person, but I think...
Hillary Clinton says she's a fun person.
That makes me laugh.
She's like Bill Maher.
She's just a hoot.
Yes.
Cross as too serious and too.
you know, I really believed that.
She came across as, That's her answer to that question, by the way, that she came across too serious.
Yeah, looking back on Hillary was a little too serious.
That's her regret, not rigging the primary and giving us Trump.
Should have had more punchlines in those speeches.
That was the problem.
Well, you know, if you look at her fun side, when she laughed when Gaddafi got murdered, she's all giggling.
Single payer will never come to pass.
You know, I got to be honest.
She was a little too serious.
The only time I remember her making a big joke was, you know, her campaign.
So Trump, people are going nuts because Trump does not give a shit, right?
He knows he's not going to be removed from office.
And so he's just sticking it right in their fucking faces.
Like, so he comes out and he does this.
They went nuts when he did this.
Watch this.
Well, I would think that if they were honest about it, they'd start a major investigation into the Biden.
It's a very simple answer.
They should investigate the Bidens.
Because how does a company that's newly formed and all these companies, if you look at, and by the way, likewise, China should start an investigation.
He wants China.
Just like a fucking scummy corporate guy, he wants to outsource the job to China.
But it's kind of, but it's kind of amazing.
He just doesn't.
China should look in everybody fucking that thing.
The thing I'm not supposed to say, I'm saying it at the top of my lungs.
I'm screaming over a fucking helicopter so you can hear me saying, China!
He doesn't give a shit because he knows.
He's playing the fucking Democrats again like a fiddle.
You know why?
Because they're fucking idiots.
That's why.
That's why.
Instead of opposing him for committing a genocide in Yemen or for sending our troops to guard somebody else's oil or all the other shit he's doing, they're going to come after him for something that exposes their own corruption.
Here we go.
To the Biden.
Because what happened in China is just about as bad as what happened with Ukraine.
So I would say that President Zelensky, if it were me, I would recommend that they start an investigation into the Bidens.
Because nobody has any doubt that they weren't crooked.
That was a crooked deal, 100%.
He had no knowledge of energy, didn't know the first thing about it.
All of a sudden, he's getting $50,000 a month, plus a lot of other things.
Nobody has any doubt.
And they got rid of a prosecutor who was a very tough prosecutor.
They got rid of him.
Now they're trying to make it the opposite way.
But they got rid.
So if I were the president, I would certainly recommend that of you, Bray.
So just, if you're so corrupt that even Trump notices, you probably shouldn't be running for president.
Joe Biden is so corrupt that a guy who can't even denounce neo-Nazis can explain Biden's corruption fucking perfectly.
Like, they have so many things to beat him on, just straight up.
Oh, go, after he ran on an anti-interventionist stance, he said, why are we in Afghanistan?
He upped the truth counts, right?
Do that.
He said to Obama, why are you in Syria?
He's bombed Syria twice.
He said, I'm going to drain the swamp.
He gave a $1.5 trillion tax break to his millionaire buddies.
Call out that shit no.
Largest transfer of wealth in the history of our country.
What do they talk about?
Ukraine?
Nobody wants them.
What fuck?
You know, rumor has it that he even asked Canada to look into this stuff because, well, it was after he saw Justin Trudeau and Blackface.
He was just like, why aren't we friends?
And then the Democrats, so let's say they were to get him impeached.
Mike Pence?
So what's he going to do?
Fucking shock the gay out of people and outlaw lunch with women?
What the fuck is he going to do?
Oh Mike, what happens when Mike Pence goes to lunch with women?
Does he just fuck flip out his whip his cock out like ah what you made me do?
How dare you bring your boobs to lunch?
Like what is he?
I think he turns into a series of bats and flies away.
Oh, I get it.
Like, oh, I get it, Louis C.K. Hard to keep your dick in your pants at lunch.
I don't know how Trump does it, but even every time he would say China, I was somehow insulted, right?
China.
Yeah, like he's one of those guys that's like, he's talking about Vietnam or something.
He's like, yeah, the fucking Chinese.
No, it's Vietnam.
Yeah, whatever.
China.
Laos, China.
Fucking six and one.
They should investigate Biden, whoever they are.
So the Democrats are going to try to impeach Trump so they can defend Hunter Biden's honor.
That's what's happening.
By the way, when he said that, everybody, did you see them freak out?
It's like Russia Gate all over again.
We got him with my kid.
So Hillary Clinton tweeted, someone should inform the president that impeachable offenses committed on national television still count.
I thought somebody should tell Hillary who wants to hear from her.
I said, if rigging get primary, is rigging a primary an impeachable offense?
Asking for a friend.
So this idea that they're going to run against Trump because he's corrupt and they aren't is a losing strategy.
And if that's how you try to do it, you're a loser because they're just as corrupt as Trump.
In fact, they're more corrupt than Trump because they've had more opportunity to do more nefarious shit than Trump.
She was the Secretary of State.
Her husband was president for eight years.
They did a lot of horrible fucking shit.
The crime bill, they deregulated Wall Street.
They gutted welfare.
What else didn't they goddamn do?
Super predators.
They're corrupt to the fucking hill.
Private position, public position.
She wants to export fracking around the world.
They're 100,000% corrupt.
And if they're going to run against Trump at anti-corruption, their losers get ready for four more years of Trump.
And then maybe we'll get a third party.
So here, you want to know why Trump...
So I was...
But the people on it, they tell the truth.
So it's fucked that people are like, ugh.
So they're tricking.
They're tricking a lot of politicians right now.
So by the way, here's why, before I get to them tricking politicians, here is why Donald Trump says that shit about China at the top of his lungs, because he knows he will never be removed.
And here's the guy from the Hill to tell you.
Well, Trump is welcoming an impeachment trial.
Warning bells should be going off for Democrats as a case.
It's an interesting strategy here.
Do you get the trial where he's acquitted in all likelihood?
Yeah.
Or, like Mitch McConnell is at least favoring, let's bring up a trial because he has to, he says, under the Senate rules.
Current Senate rules.
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