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June 11, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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There's No Way To Justify This To Taxpayers.

Hodgetwins host mocks transgender inmate Christina Lusk's $495,000 settlement and state-funded vaginoplasty in Minnesota, deriding her legal gender recognition while using male pronouns despite her hormone therapy. He ridicules the "pronoun game," speculates on grotesque surgical outcomes, and critiques the Chippewa prison name as white supremacy, ultimately dismissing Lusk's abuse claims as fraudulent to justify taxpayer spending on what he views as a biological impossibility. [Automatically generated summary]

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Transgender Jail and Pronouns 00:06:16
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
So I'm gonna talk about this transgender today.
His transgender broke the law Threw its ass in jail I ain't playing that damn pronoun game.
I ain't doing that no more.
He masquerading this woman.
We're gonna refer to him as he cuz I'm not playing no more.
Just say it.
That's what he want to be.
No, he's not it.
He's trying to be a she.
I'm gonna let him know right now.
You're not a she.
You're male.
Your clitoris is too long to be a female.
Anything over four inches is no longer a half an inch is too.
I done seen some big clitorises.
Yeah, about a half inch.
I done seen some thumb action.
I went down on a woman.
It looked like a head right there.
Hey, Kil, what are we talking about?
I'm just saying.
Some of these clitorises are crazy.
It had a full-blown head on it.
Had some head and some shoulders.
Hey, Kirk, come on.
Come on, what?
All right, so this transgender go to jail.
Right?
No, it's man went to jail.
It's still a transgender.
No, transgender, that's just.
No, that's what.
That's fairyland.
That's made up where it is.
But that's actually true.
No, it's irrelevant.
It's a damn straw man, is what it is.
You know what these pronouns are?
It's a damn straw man.
Hey, Kevin.
You know that, right?
All right, you need to calm down.
No, man.
No, I'm passionate about this.
You know that.
You know, transgender man, cisgender, that's all straw mans.
It's a damn straw man, is what it is.
It's a logical fallacy.
All right, so bring up this article.
And this is a crazy story, man.
Trans inmate.
Is that his mom?
No, it's him.
I guess he gained some weight when he went to prison.
How do you gain weight in prison?
My producer said it's sodium from the food.
It's not from calories.
It's from sodium.
He saw that high sodium die.
Yeah.
Trans inmate to be moved to women's prison and get vaginoplasty.
Vaginoplasty.
I don't know why they put vagina on there.
Bring the camera back.
They call it vagina plastic.
But when you go down there, as soon as you go down there, you'll be like, whoa, something's off about this.
Yeah.
It don't look like a vagina when they get done with it.
It looks like a, you know what it looks like?
Don't say it.
A deep-ass belly button.
You know what it looks like?
You ever seen a big guy with them skins on the back of his neck?
Rose?
That's what it looks like.
Got about four francs on his neck.
It like some fat fingers down there.
It looks like the Mitchell man's stomach.
It don't go up and down like this like this.
Look like a sandwich.
A sandwich with nothing on it.
Pull the article back up.
A Minnesota woman serving prisoners.
Tom, Minnesota man.
This is misinformation.
This is fake news right here.
That is not factually correct.
That's the man right there.
Just because he grows long hair doesn't make you a woman.
Right.
Let me, okay, so let me do it over.
He hasn't, I don't even think he's got the vaginal plastic yet.
He ain't got it yet.
Well, he's still a man then.
Yeah.
He's going to always be a man.
I don't care if you do chop it off.
You just a dickless dude.
A dickless.
Is that a word?
Put Britain Camp back on me.
Ain't nothing worse than a dickless man.
Hey, fellas, real talk.
If you walk up and that don't work no more, what's the point of living?
I know, man.
That's the first thing I do when I wake up.
I'm like, yep, still right there.
Yep.
Yep, still works.
All right, let me read this, man.
A Minnesota man serving prison time on a drug charge has Department of Corrections for Discrimination.
He's a drug smuggler, huh?
A Minnesota man serving prison time on a drug charge has Department of Corrections for Discrimination and will be transferred.
Typo, ain't it?
Yes, sir.
It's missing something.
I thought my dumb ass couldn't read or something.
I missed something.
Yeah, they missed some words.
All right, Christina Lusk.
Christina.
Is that his name or is this?
Yeah, Christina Lusk.
That's got to be another name.
Ain't no man named Christina.
He changed his name, Cuba.
It's probably Christopher.
Yeah.
You know how they do it.
Bring the camera back to me.
No, when the name's Robert, it turns into Roberta.
That's like a running joke with these people.
The name is what's another Steve, and it goes to Stephanie.
You go Stevie, too.
Who?
Stevie.
Stevie.
It's gender neutral.
What's another gender neutral name?
I've seen some cute Stevies.
I heard name Pat.
Pat?
Yeah, Pat.
Short for Patricia.
Short for Patrick.
You got Jamie?
That could go both ways.
You get it?
Could go both ways.
Hey, man, I'm going to read y'all.
You got a friend named Jamie.
Yeah.
He's one of them good Jamie's, though.
Christina Lusk, 56, will also be receiving $495,000 in financial compensation and vaginal plastic.
And she is sent to an all-women's facility in Chico P this week after claiming sexual and verbal abuse in an all-male prison.
Shake-up, that's Indian, ain't it?
American Lube and Jamie 00:02:22
Let me tell y'all something about white people.
They got rid of all the Indians.
Y'all got the nerve to name your prisons after Indians.
That's what I'm talking about.
See, that's white supremacy right there.
I know we did a comedy show.
Yeah, Bill, hey, man.
That's crazy.
You just take all that land and then you keep that name.
Oh, I like, I don't like the people, but I'm going to keep the name.
Bill, we did a comedy show in Tocola, Georgia.
Yeah.
Number white people.
All the Indians gone.
Kept the name Tocoa, though.
But did you say bring your article back?
That's colonization.
That's what you call colonizer.
Keep all the shit they got.
Just make it a little bit better.
Hey, so this dude sued.
Well, hey, hey, don't mean to cut y'all, but $495,000.
He said, that's a lot of money.
He could probably get him a pretty good Barbie pouch with that.
And it's still going to look like a damn sandwich.
Yeah.
It's going to look like Mission Man's stomach, right?
I mean, you pay for what you get, Keith.
You know?
$50,000 Barbie pouch.
Then you got your $100,000 barbie pouch.
Then you got your $250,000 barbed pouch.
Man, ain't no damage.
Then you got your top of the line.
Got your top of the line.
$495,000 Barbie pouch.
Look like the real thing, huh?
Look like the real thing.
It just don't get wet.
You just got to squirt some lube in there.
This lube is $15,000.
Oh, man.
It don't cost no lube.
$5, $6.
The astroglide, man, that astroglide, that works.
All you need is all you need.
I was like, cool, down here, some astroglide.
I said, damn, I can't even feel nothing.
She's like, you put this in your damn engine blocking your car.
You never need your oil change.
It looks like WD-40.
Yeah, on the back, he says, all you need is a drop.
That's all you need is a drop.
You said, you squirted a whole bottle of that.
I thought it was the KY.
That KY be drying up on your ass.
You got an astroglide.
Boy, you go 10 hours.
You can still hear it's wet.
Hey, man, what are we talking about?
That's the preferred lube of choice when it comes to it.
Too bad it's not American-made.
I think they made it in chocolate.
Yeah?
Astroglide and Engine Oil 00:10:03
I'm just joking.
That was a joke.
Yeah, because that pissed me off for having to stop using that.
China makes it.
No, it was a joke, Kevin.
I'm going to switch to American-made loot.
All right, so this dude sued the jail system for $500,000 because she's in a, he's.
See, man, I don't like when they keep tricking me like this.
I said, she.
So he got $500,000?
Yeah.
For what?
Because they put him in an all-male prison and the male guys was teasing him.
That's freedom of speech.
He's not above criticism.
He's not immune to criticism.
Just because someone called you out your name, instead of calling you, what's her name?
Christina?
Instead of people calling you Christina Christopher.
That's why I was in prison.
I've been one of those mean black dudes in there.
Hey, Christina, I mean, hey, Christopher, come here.
Yeah, you want to be a girl?
Well, I'm desperate.
Get over here.
No, that was sick.
Yeah, it was disgusting.
Hey, let me keep reading.
What's wrong with you?
Now I got this image of you in prison getting sucked off.
And I can't get it out of my head.
I was joking, man.
Look, Lusk.
Why does this dude look like a different person every time I see him?
Go back to the top real quick.
Go to the first two pictures.
That's him right there.
Then go down to the bottom.
Who the hell is that?
I did like three different people right there.
Maybe it is.
Let me read the article.
Well, you know what it is?
All white people look like.
Hey, man, I'm a kid.
We're offending everybody.
We ain't talking shit to white people, talking shit to transgenders.
Hey, we gotta throw some nigga jokes in there.
Yeah, I got a couple of a couple of you white folks.
Just give me a couple minutes.
Give me a couple minutes to think of some good black jokes.
I throw them in there for you.
Okay, Lusk, who is legally recognized as a female, came out as transgender 14 years ago, started hormone therapy.
He looks like a nigga lover.
Man.
That's a black joke.
Oh, he looks like a nigga lover.
Yeah, that's actually a bad word because we black.
What?
Nigga?
Yeah, nigga's not a bad word.
And you said nigga lover.
Well, it's a double standard.
Yeah.
I didn't do the hard ER.
Yeah.
I did the black way.
Yeah.
I didn't do it the white supremacist way.
That does look like a totally different person.
Yeah.
Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read this damn article.
Like his teeth changed.
You know?
Got some gap backing going.
Look, Lusku is legally recognized as a female female.
She looks like false teeth to me.
Shit, like they're going to fall.
No, those are not false teeth.
You can tell because them damn teeth barely hanging in them gums.
Lusk who is legally recognized as a female, came out as transgender 14 years ago, started hormone therapy, and legally changed her name in 2018.
The following year, she pleaded guilty to a felony drug possession charge.
The settlement also promises Lusk will be given further gender-affirming health care and will strengthen its policies to protect transgender inmates.
So they're going to pay for his surgery?
Yeah.
That's his personal expense.
Why is it the government?
Well.
That doesn't sound right.
No, I don't.
If I was a judge, I'd say, nope.
Case denied, bitch.
But you know how to keep black men down.
They can't be judges.
They put some woke white person in there.
Need to put a far right.
They put a black person, a black woman that don't know what a woman is.
Yeah, you need to put a far right.
We need some more Clarence Thomases in that.
We need some more Keith Hodges as judges.
We need some more Clarence Thomases.
So it's out of walking.
We don't need no Keith Hodges judges.
As soon as they start to open the stables, I said, everything's dismissed.
Get the hell out of my courtroom.
You can't do that.
Yo, watch me do it.
A man walking there or just dismissed.
I'm sorry, I'm not hearing this shit.
No, no, I'm not playing your games.
I don't care what your pronoun is.
Get the hell out of my courtroom.
Case dismissed.
Case dismissed.
Dismissed.
All right.
Let me keep reading.
Nice dress.
That's one of them Bill Cosby sweaters, ain't it?
They got boob job, huh?
Yeah.
This journey has been.
He's going to be a black man's prize in prison.
Well, they move.
You know how black men love big white women.
I be seeing these good-looking black dudes, man, handsome dudes, kill a smile, come home, wolf, or wield a beast.
And they're happy just because she's white.
Had a bad black chick, but you happy and proud over this whale you brought to the house.
You seen that?
White women, some good women, huh?
Yeah, I know there's some good women, man, but how you gonna go from a go to a four when you had a 10?
Black dudes be doing that, man.
He probably took that one white girl on a ride.
He said, man, I'm taking this one home.
You know what it is?
Put a big down payment down there.
You know what it is, right?
It comes with a warranty, too.
White people.
These black people don't come with no warranties.
Hey, you know what it is?
They flip out over here to the heartbeat.
Hey.
What?
Hey, hey, you know, these white women, man.
Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read this article.
We're going to keep this strictly professional over here.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
White dudes, you know what I'm talking about.
Everybody know what I'm talking about.
I ain't even said it.
It's a difference.
All right, I'm going to read this.
This journey has brought...
Hey, man, you know, this is...
What are you talking about?
I ain't say nothing.
Hey, let me read.
This journey has brought extreme challenges, and I have endured so much.
My hope is that nobody has to go through the same set of circumstances.
I relied on my faith, and I never gave up on it.
She got a faith.
Who you worship, Satan?
You in jail for selling illegal narcotics or being possession of narcotics.
You chopped your tallywhack off.
I'm asking you a logical question.
Huh?
He hasn't chopped it off.
Well, if he ain't tapped it off, he can't go to a woman's prison.
The judge already said he can go.
No, he's got to tap that off first.
Because the first thing he's going to do is he's going to squirt semen.
It's not at your discretion.
It's up to the judge.
Jury said you're going out with the females.
But it's not a female yet.
He ain't chopped his tip off.
Hey, who are you?
You ain't the judge.
You the judge?
No, if I'm a judge.
No, you ain't no damn judge.
You can go to a woman's prison, but you got to have a barbie pouch installed.
I get that, but you got to have the barbie pouch.
Some powerful thing you leaving out.
What?
You ain't no judge.
No, if I was a judge.
Shut up.
Let me finish reading.
How can you send a woman, a dude over there?
He still got his mushroom tip swinging.
He ain't got his Barbie pouch installed.
Man, won't you go plead the case?
Go get your law degree.
Because some of these dudes are putting up a front, a facade.
They masquerading.
They're just playing games.
You gotta have some skin in the game.
To have some skin in the game, you gotta lose some skin.
Mr. You got two ounces of it.
You are preaching to the choir.
Yeah.
Because you remember that other story talked about that dude talking about he a woman.
Yeah.
He didn't get women pregnant.
Yeah, busting nuts.
How can a woman get an erection and squirt semen inside of another woman?
Dude in jail busting nuts in women.
But I'm a woman.
I mean, I'm not a woman.
He said he's a woman.
Is there any more to the article?
Yeah, if you let me read it.
Don't read it there, man.
Go and pull it up.
I can truly say that I'm a strong, proud, transgender woman.
My name is Christina Lusk.
She said in a statement.
Transgender woman.
Yeah.
Now she started her transition.
I think it's towards the bottom.
She started her transition 14 years ago.
It's somewhere now.
You know what?
I think you already read that.
Just bring the camera back for me.
According to the article, she started her transition 14 years ago, but now she's in prison and she's got the state paying for a surgery.
If she transgendered, if she transitioned 14 years ago, why she's still doing it?
Well, she got the top.
No, She said, he said he transitioned 14 years ago.
Yeah.
So why are you transition?
No, he's not.
No, it ain't no start.
No, how long it takes to transition?
Man, it take a long time.
You ain't got no money.
You tell he broke.
He ain't seen a dentist in forever.
He's transitioning for 14 years.
Yeah, he's saving his money up.
14 years ago, he started his transition.
Now he's got the.
I like to see, must be one of them Soros judges.
One of these woke judges.
He getting $500,000, getting moved from the male prison to the female prison, and the state's paying for his damn Frankenstein surgery on his nuts.
You know what they do?
They split the banana.
They split the banana, turn him in the lips, take the nuts, throw those away, feed them to the squirrels.
He split that banana and he took it.
Yeah.
And guess what?
When he has complications, guess who's going to pay for it?
Yeah.
No, guess taxpayers.
What are you looking at me for?
He's looking down.
I'm just saying, man.
This is crazy.
It doesn't make any sense.
Man, this is a crazy damn world we live in.
I know that's what I'm saying, man.
Imagine him in prison.
He's got a blue job.
Black Kids and Mama Jokes 00:01:33
Yeah.
You know, black people, they can be really mean.
You know, who started your mama jokes?
Black kids.
You don't know that?
Did it?
Yeah, black kids started that.
Your mama jokes?
You know that?
Yeah.
They started all that.
I connected what they did to him in prison.
You know, them niggas ran a train on him.
Come here, Christina.
I'm doing life.
I'm never getting out of here.
I'm just, I'm going, I'm going to make the most of this situation.
But not in those words.
Tyrone will be talking crazy.
People suck.
The jail system sucks.
Judge sucks.
Everybody sucks.
Everybody sucks.
Even this.
Even Christina sucks.
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That's how you get in and twins.
They might be like Caitlin Jenner.
Probably a lesbian.
A lot of people think just called you trans you gay.
Dude's lesbian.
Then all those dudes and I took advantage of it.
I'm a lesbian.
I love women.
Identify as a woman.
I'm a lesbian.
Hey man, cut this damn camera off.
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