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June 15, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Joe Biden's Pride Party Goes Terribly Wrong!

Joe Biden's Pride Party controversy erupts after a trans guest is filmed topless at the White House, prompting hosts to label the event debauchery involving sex toys and nudity. They criticize the display of the gay flag alongside American flags as divisive and question the rainbow flag's inclusion of Black people, while rejecting the guest's legal defense of toplessness in D.C. as lewd conduct equivalent to flashing. The segment concludes by speculating on conservative motives behind the viral video and comparing the incident to Brittney Griner's chest appearance, framing the whole episode as a chaotic failure of the administration's inclusivity efforts. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Black Flag Controversy 00:07:25
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, so I'm sure all y'all seen this video of that trans at the White House.
Go ahead and put a video up.
I thought it was a woman at first.
I was like, oh, got a free show going.
Free show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look just like a woman.
Yeah.
But it ain't a woman.
Yeah.
See what I'm saying?
She's a caricature of a woman.
I mean, he's a caricature of a woman.
He's a woman impersonator.
Masquerading as a woman.
I can't even really say he's a caricature.
He looks just like a woman.
A caricature of a woman is like a drag queen.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's crewman.
Spitting facts over here.
Spitting facts over here.
But that is false advertising.
If I'm going down and do me some carpet munching.
Hey, Kevin, come on, man.
What?
But anyway, so I don't, I don't, this didn't surprise me when this happened.
I mean, you see what these people are all about.
It's all about their bodies, their sexuality, their identity.
So they got to.
To be who they really want to be, they got to be naked.
Yeah.
Like these proparades, gotta be sexual.
It's gotta be debauchery.
Yeah.
Sex.
Semen.
Sex toys.
Glory holes.
She had.
Debauchery.
Yeah, there's another video of her.
Strap on.
Anal beads.
Lube.
All right, Kelly, that's enough.
There's another video on her TikTok.
And I mean, check this out.
I had the incredible opportunity to walk for the real catwalk.
I was invited to celebrate myself and show up however I felt most comfortable.
So I decided to walk unapologetically untouched.
Lately, I've been really working on my self-love.
I'm finally beginning to feel confident and comfortable in my body.
I'm so tired of being made to feel shameful or like I should hide it or tuck it away.
Because I was born in the right body.
It's time that everyone else understood that.
There's nothing wrong with being trans.
It's my body and it's my choice how to exist within it.
Like, did you see the woman in the black?
Did you see the men that look like men, but when you look at their chest, you got scars where they had the breast removed?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
So it just shocked me that she did what she did.
I mean, it did whatever.
Whatever it did, did at the White House.
And then at the White House, y'all got the gay flag in the center.
And do you got the American flags flanking it?
It's like...
Yeah, what happened to white supremacy?
You supposed to have the flag in the middle.
You have the gay flag at the bottom, showing that you're supreme.
You know that gay flag.
Bring back white supremacy.
No, man.
I'm joking.
They said the American flag is for.
You get it, don't you?
Yeah.
I get it.
Yeah, y'all know I was joking, right?
Y'all know I was being facetious.
Don't just joking.
But just what happens when you give people their own flag?
Everybody's got one flag.
They're their own flag, their own nation.
They are their own civilization.
Everything's ass backwards.
The men are women and the women are men.
Right?
But the rainbow, science fiction is what it is.
Hey, sci-fi channel.
Man, the sci-fi.
Science fiction.
The sci-fi channel don't even put up nothing.
What's that?
Sharknado, cocaine barrel?
Yeah, I'm craving shark.
Shark tornadoes or something.
Even they ain't even doing this.
But anyway, do you know the rainbow flag?
The gay flag?
No, what, Keith?
What's on rainbow flag, man?
Tell me, man.
They didn't put a black line on there for black people.
Like, we're a part of that.
What is for the black gays?
No, that's for black people.
No, no, it ain't for black people.
I don't need to be on your flag.
I find it disrespectful.
Where's the white stripe?
See?
See?
Reason why they got that flag is for division.
It's divide America.
It's divisive.
How can you have your own flag and you're an American citizen?
Actually, you gay people, the American flag stands for everybody.
Yeah.
You could still be gay and debauch and debaucherous.
Debaucherous.
I made up my own words.
Debaucherous.
Like black people when they come up with black names.
I'm going to name him Marquise.
Man, what I tell you about all this damn cooling.
But anyway, well, Marcus was fine.
Marcus?
I always liked that name.
Now you have Marquise.
What about the African version?
I think...
No, Marquise is not bad.
I've seen a lot worse.
I saw this.
I ain't going to even say it.
That guy like that name they took Devin from Kevin.
Black people wasn't satisfied with that.
They went from Kevin to Devin to Devon.
Now, I like the name Devon.
That's a cool name.
Devon?
Hey, man, I'm not talking about black names.
I was just joking.
I'm just, I'm trying to uplift our people, you know.
But anyway, I ain't trying to keep them down on the press like you're doing.
I'm trying to lift these niggas up.
So the trans, she's been banned.
Hold on.
This dude's been banned.
There you go.
This woman in person has been banned from the White House.
I mean, you should have seen this coming.
But anyway, she came out and did a TikTok.
See, I said shit again because it looks like that.
Yeah, they keep tricking you.
But you see a woman, but she's got a tallywhacker.
Yeah.
Ain't no clitoris that long.
Ain't no way in hell.
I don't like being pricked.
I'm being bamboozled over here.
It is false advertising.
See, you're being swindled.
See, you.
What the hell's wrong with you?
I keep calling her she.
He.
It.
No, he.
He.
They.
What's the pronouns?
I don't know.
Don't give a shit.
I'm assuming she, though.
I would think so.
I would think so.
You went through all this time.
He looks just like a bitch, so I'm assuming it's she.
Kind of like Megan Fox.
She got some Megan Fox.
Yeah, she resembles Megan.
She got some little Megan action going.
All you need is shotgun Kelly with you.
All you need is a shotgun Kelly.
Impersonally.
Machine gun Kelly.
Oh, man.
I like shotgun, but I like shotgun Kelly.
Over machine gun Kelly?
Machine gun Kelly sounds corny.
Shotgun Kelly.
Shotgun.
But anyway, Buckshot Kelly.
But anyway, she came out.
He came out and did a video explaining.
Me and she, right?
That's why I said you said he.
Yeah, I said he.
No, she.
No, Spectre.
No.
Once you start giving these people that pronouns, it opens Pandora's box of never-ending demands.
Well, I agree with you, but I just like to sit back and watch the show.
It's a damn good show they're putting on.
But she came out.
Play along, man.
She.
He came out and did a video explaining why he did what he did.
Trans Man Body Portrayal 00:04:54
Check out the video.
It just recently came to my attention.
Pause the video.
Keep it up.
I can hear that voice.
Keep it up.
Why your top lip bigger than mine?
That's silicone.
I got a problem with that.
No, it's lipid.
Cultural appropriation.
Yeah.
You masquerading as...
Well, there's some white people full lips.
Remember Mr. Tucker, teacher in high school?
Mr. Tucker.
Tucker, he had nigga lips.
He did.
Yeah, it looks like a black man.
What'd you say?
He had nigga lips.
Mr. Tucker was a damn good white man, too.
Yeah.
He had the biggest, pinkest lips you ever seen on a white man.
I mean, it looked like, yeah, he made me jealous.
Yeah.
So, okay, let's look at it.
I remember my mama when she first saw, boy, that white man got some full lips on him.
Yeah.
You know how the bottom lip uses is the biggest lip?
He looked like he had two bottom lips on his face.
Yeah.
He's probably got African ancestry.
Didn't even know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, let's go back to the video.
It has recently come to my attention that conservatives are trying to use the video of me topless at the White House to try to call the community groomers, etc.
And I would just like to say that, first of all, going topless in Washington, D.C. is legal.
And I fully support the movement in freeing the nipple because why is my chest now deemed inappropriate or illegal when I show it off?
However, before coming out as trans, it was not.
All you're doing is affirming that I am a woman.
All you're doing is saying that trans women are women.
You gotta put that in.
For some reason, people like to sexualize women's bodies and say that they are inappropriate.
My trans masculine friends were showing off their top surgery scars and living in joy.
And I wanted to join and because it is currently within law in Washington, D.C., I decided to join them and cover my nipples just to play it safe because I wanted to be fully free and myself.
I had zero intention of trying to be vulgar or be profane in any way.
Really?
I was simply living in joy, living my truth and existing in my body.
Happy pride, free the nipple.
It's still disrespectful.
I don't care if it's legal or not legal.
Well, a lot of people don't have the capacity when they see they see a woman.
They did when you're doing that.
They don't know you're a man until you drop your panties.
Then they know.
But, you know, if you are really a woman, that's obscene.
If you say you're a woman, that's obscene.
I mean, it's obscene because they look like tits.
Yeah, it looks like tits.
Yeah.
If you're truly a woman, you can't do that.
You're not a man anymore.
You're a woman, right?
You're a woman, right?
Then you can't flash your titties.
You look like a...
You're like a woman.
Like a chick, right?
Trans man, right?
Chick, go to trans man.
What you did is equivalent to that trans man going and buying like a 12-inch dildo and sticking up pants and just walking everywhere.
See what I'm saying?
Dudes don't do that shit.
Yeah, that's true.
See what I'm saying?
You can see the head in it and everything.
You can even see the imprint of the tail.
It's still lewd, even though it's fake.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even though you're doing, you have boobs like a woman, even though it might be fake boobs.
Yeah.
Look, let me paint a different perspective so you can understand where I'm coming from.
No, I think I've pretty painted it already.
No, no, no, no.
A woman, just flat chest.
He has no boobs.
Like, what's the NBA player's name that got rust in Russia for smuggling marijuana?
Whose name?
I forget.
She ain't got no titties.
Just nipples.
What's her name?
Brittany Griner.
Brittany Grinder.
Brittany Grinder has absolutely no boobs.
I saw it.
Imagine.
When did you see it?
It's on TikTok.
She has nipples.
No boobs.
Something to suck, huh?
Something to lick.
You suck them still.
You can't suck them.
You maybe could even suck them titties.
What you talking about?
Let's say Brittany Grinder went out and got a boob job and she's walking around.
Those boobs may be fake, but they're boobs.
Your boobs may be fake, but they're boobs.
You're portraying yourself as a woman, it becomes lewd.
Yeah.
Nice Titties for a Man 00:01:29
Doesn't matter.
Plus, he pissed off a whole bunch of dudes.
He's like, oh, let me suck him.
Oh, what?
He's a dude.
Oh.
Bash my head in the wall.
Yeah, it's still lewd.
If you say you're really a woman, then this lewd conduct.
I can say it's still lewd conduct, even though you're a man because you're portraying yourself as a woman.
You don't get a free pass just because you're a biological male.
You still portray yourself as a woman, and it's lewd conduct.
Either way you look at it, you're screwed.
And that's why you got banned from White House.
Because even Joe Biden has a little morals.
Ain't got no morals.
You got some morals.
He's banned her.
It's nothing they won't do to get a vote.
Yeah.
That dude's exploiting you, people.
Yeah.
Y'all crazy as hell, too.
He's exploiting the hell out of you.
You got some nice titties, though.
It's a damn good show.
Pretty good.
You got nice titties.
You got nice titties for a man.
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