Hodgetwins - There's No Way To Justify This To Taxpayers. Aired: 2023-06-11 Duration: 20:16 === Transgender Jail and Pronouns (06:16) === [00:00:00] Yeah, got a new show for y'all. [00:00:02] Got a damn good show. [00:00:05] So I'm gonna talk about this transgender today. [00:00:09] His transgender broke the law Threw its ass in jail I ain't playing that damn pronoun game. [00:00:20] I ain't doing that no more. [00:00:21] He masquerading this woman. [00:00:23] We're gonna refer to him as he cuz I'm not playing no more. [00:00:25] Just say it. [00:00:26] That's what he want to be. [00:00:27] No, he's not it. [00:00:28] He's trying to be a she. [00:00:29] I'm gonna let him know right now. [00:00:30] You're not a she. [00:00:32] You're male. [00:00:33] Your clitoris is too long to be a female. [00:00:36] Anything over four inches is no longer a half an inch is too. [00:00:41] I done seen some big clitorises. [00:00:43] Yeah, about a half inch. [00:00:45] I done seen some thumb action. [00:00:49] I went down on a woman. [00:00:50] It looked like a head right there. [00:00:52] Hey, Kil, what are we talking about? [00:00:54] I'm just saying. [00:00:55] Some of these clitorises are crazy. [00:00:57] It had a full-blown head on it. [00:01:00] Had some head and some shoulders. [00:01:06] Hey, Kirk, come on. [00:01:07] Come on, what? [00:01:10] All right, so this transgender go to jail. [00:01:13] Right? [00:01:13] No, it's man went to jail. [00:01:15] It's still a transgender. [00:01:17] No, transgender, that's just. [00:01:19] No, that's what. [00:01:20] That's fairyland. [00:01:20] That's made up where it is. [00:01:21] But that's actually true. [00:01:22] No, it's irrelevant. [00:01:26] It's a damn straw man, is what it is. [00:01:29] You know what these pronouns are? [00:01:30] It's a damn straw man. [00:01:33] Hey, Kevin. [00:01:35] You know that, right? [00:01:36] All right, you need to calm down. [00:01:37] No, man. [00:01:38] No, I'm passionate about this. [00:01:41] You know that. [00:01:41] You know, transgender man, cisgender, that's all straw mans. [00:01:47] It's a damn straw man, is what it is. [00:01:49] It's a logical fallacy. [00:01:54] All right, so bring up this article. [00:01:56] And this is a crazy story, man. [00:01:58] Trans inmate. [00:01:59] Is that his mom? [00:02:00] No, it's him. [00:02:02] I guess he gained some weight when he went to prison. [00:02:04] How do you gain weight in prison? [00:02:11] My producer said it's sodium from the food. [00:02:14] It's not from calories. [00:02:15] It's from sodium. [00:02:16] He saw that high sodium die. [00:02:19] Yeah. [00:02:21] Trans inmate to be moved to women's prison and get vaginoplasty. [00:02:26] Vaginoplasty. [00:02:27] I don't know why they put vagina on there. [00:02:30] Bring the camera back. [00:02:31] They call it vagina plastic. [00:02:33] But when you go down there, as soon as you go down there, you'll be like, whoa, something's off about this. [00:02:38] Yeah. [00:02:41] It don't look like a vagina when they get done with it. [00:02:44] It looks like a, you know what it looks like? [00:02:46] Don't say it. [00:02:47] A deep-ass belly button. [00:02:54] You know what it looks like? [00:02:56] You ever seen a big guy with them skins on the back of his neck? [00:02:59] Rose? [00:02:59] That's what it looks like. [00:03:01] Got about four francs on his neck. [00:03:04] It like some fat fingers down there. [00:03:06] It looks like the Mitchell man's stomach. [00:03:10] It don't go up and down like this like this. [00:03:13] Look like a sandwich. [00:03:18] A sandwich with nothing on it. [00:03:21] Pull the article back up. [00:03:24] A Minnesota woman serving prisoners. [00:03:27] Tom, Minnesota man. [00:03:28] This is misinformation. [00:03:30] This is fake news right here. [00:03:33] That is not factually correct. [00:03:34] That's the man right there. [00:03:36] Just because he grows long hair doesn't make you a woman. [00:03:38] Right. [00:03:39] Let me, okay, so let me do it over. [00:03:41] He hasn't, I don't even think he's got the vaginal plastic yet. [00:03:43] He ain't got it yet. [00:03:44] Well, he's still a man then. [00:03:46] Yeah. [00:03:46] He's going to always be a man. [00:03:48] I don't care if you do chop it off. [00:03:49] You just a dickless dude. [00:03:56] A dickless. [00:03:57] Is that a word? [00:03:59] Put Britain Camp back on me. [00:04:00] Ain't nothing worse than a dickless man. [00:04:04] Hey, fellas, real talk. [00:04:05] If you walk up and that don't work no more, what's the point of living? [00:04:10] I know, man. [00:04:11] That's the first thing I do when I wake up. [00:04:13] I'm like, yep, still right there. [00:04:14] Yep. [00:04:16] Yep, still works. [00:04:18] All right, let me read this, man. [00:04:20] A Minnesota man serving prison time on a drug charge has Department of Corrections for Discrimination. [00:04:28] He's a drug smuggler, huh? [00:04:29] A Minnesota man serving prison time on a drug charge has Department of Corrections for Discrimination and will be transferred. [00:04:36] Typo, ain't it? [00:04:37] Yes, sir. [00:04:38] It's missing something. [00:04:39] I thought my dumb ass couldn't read or something. [00:04:41] I missed something. [00:04:43] Yeah, they missed some words. [00:04:44] All right, Christina Lusk. [00:04:46] Christina. [00:04:48] Is that his name or is this? [00:04:49] Yeah, Christina Lusk. [00:04:50] That's got to be another name. [00:04:51] Ain't no man named Christina. [00:04:53] He changed his name, Cuba. [00:04:54] It's probably Christopher. [00:04:55] Yeah. [00:04:56] You know how they do it. [00:04:57] Bring the camera back to me. [00:04:59] No, when the name's Robert, it turns into Roberta. [00:05:06] That's like a running joke with these people. [00:05:08] The name is what's another Steve, and it goes to Stephanie. [00:05:15] You go Stevie, too. [00:05:17] Who? [00:05:17] Stevie. [00:05:18] Stevie. [00:05:20] It's gender neutral. [00:05:23] What's another gender neutral name? [00:05:24] I've seen some cute Stevies. [00:05:28] I heard name Pat. [00:05:30] Pat? [00:05:31] Yeah, Pat. [00:05:32] Short for Patricia. [00:05:34] Short for Patrick. [00:05:39] You got Jamie? [00:05:40] That could go both ways. [00:05:42] You get it? [00:05:42] Could go both ways. [00:05:47] Hey, man, I'm going to read y'all. [00:05:48] You got a friend named Jamie. [00:05:50] Yeah. [00:05:51] He's one of them good Jamie's, though. [00:05:56] Christina Lusk, 56, will also be receiving $495,000 in financial compensation and vaginal plastic. [00:06:06] And she is sent to an all-women's facility in Chico P this week after claiming sexual and verbal abuse in an all-male prison. [00:06:14] Shake-up, that's Indian, ain't it? === American Lube and Jamie (02:22) === [00:06:16] Let me tell y'all something about white people. [00:06:18] They got rid of all the Indians. [00:06:20] Y'all got the nerve to name your prisons after Indians. [00:06:24] That's what I'm talking about. [00:06:25] See, that's white supremacy right there. [00:06:30] I know we did a comedy show. [00:06:31] Yeah, Bill, hey, man. [00:06:32] That's crazy. [00:06:33] You just take all that land and then you keep that name. [00:06:35] Oh, I like, I don't like the people, but I'm going to keep the name. [00:06:38] Bill, we did a comedy show in Tocola, Georgia. [00:06:41] Yeah. [00:06:42] Number white people. [00:06:43] All the Indians gone. [00:06:44] Kept the name Tocoa, though. [00:06:48] But did you say bring your article back? [00:06:50] That's colonization. [00:06:52] That's what you call colonizer. [00:06:55] Keep all the shit they got. [00:06:58] Just make it a little bit better. [00:07:01] Hey, so this dude sued. [00:07:03] Well, hey, hey, don't mean to cut y'all, but $495,000. [00:07:07] He said, that's a lot of money. [00:07:09] He could probably get him a pretty good Barbie pouch with that. [00:07:12] And it's still going to look like a damn sandwich. [00:07:15] Yeah. [00:07:16] It's going to look like Mission Man's stomach, right? [00:07:18] I mean, you pay for what you get, Keith. [00:07:19] You know? [00:07:20] $50,000 Barbie pouch. [00:07:22] Then you got your $100,000 barbie pouch. [00:07:26] Then you got your $250,000 barbed pouch. [00:07:28] Man, ain't no damage. [00:07:29] Then you got your top of the line. [00:07:31] Got your top of the line. [00:07:32] $495,000 Barbie pouch. [00:07:34] Look like the real thing, huh? [00:07:36] Look like the real thing. [00:07:37] It just don't get wet. [00:07:38] You just got to squirt some lube in there. [00:07:41] This lube is $15,000. [00:07:44] Oh, man. [00:07:46] It don't cost no lube. [00:07:47] $5, $6. [00:07:48] The astroglide, man, that astroglide, that works. [00:07:53] All you need is all you need. [00:07:54] I was like, cool, down here, some astroglide. [00:07:56] I said, damn, I can't even feel nothing. [00:07:58] She's like, you put this in your damn engine blocking your car. [00:08:02] You never need your oil change. [00:08:04] It looks like WD-40. [00:08:06] Yeah, on the back, he says, all you need is a drop. [00:08:09] That's all you need is a drop. [00:08:11] You said, you squirted a whole bottle of that. [00:08:13] I thought it was the KY. [00:08:15] That KY be drying up on your ass. [00:08:19] You got an astroglide. [00:08:21] Boy, you go 10 hours. [00:08:25] You can still hear it's wet. [00:08:28] Hey, man, what are we talking about? [00:08:30] That's the preferred lube of choice when it comes to it. [00:08:35] Too bad it's not American-made. [00:08:36] I think they made it in chocolate. [00:08:38] Yeah? === Astroglide and Engine Oil (10:03) === [00:08:39] I'm just joking. [00:08:40] That was a joke. [00:08:42] Yeah, because that pissed me off for having to stop using that. [00:08:46] China makes it. [00:08:47] No, it was a joke, Kevin. [00:08:48] I'm going to switch to American-made loot. [00:08:50] All right, so this dude sued the jail system for $500,000 because she's in a, he's. [00:08:56] See, man, I don't like when they keep tricking me like this. [00:08:58] I said, she. [00:09:00] So he got $500,000? [00:09:02] Yeah. [00:09:03] For what? [00:09:04] Because they put him in an all-male prison and the male guys was teasing him. [00:09:09] That's freedom of speech. [00:09:14] He's not above criticism. [00:09:16] He's not immune to criticism. [00:09:17] Just because someone called you out your name, instead of calling you, what's her name? [00:09:21] Christina? [00:09:22] Instead of people calling you Christina Christopher. [00:09:25] That's why I was in prison. [00:09:27] I've been one of those mean black dudes in there. [00:09:30] Hey, Christina, I mean, hey, Christopher, come here. [00:09:34] Yeah, you want to be a girl? [00:09:36] Well, I'm desperate. [00:09:37] Get over here. [00:09:41] No, that was sick. [00:09:42] Yeah, it was disgusting. [00:09:43] Hey, let me keep reading. [00:09:44] What's wrong with you? [00:09:47] Now I got this image of you in prison getting sucked off. [00:09:51] And I can't get it out of my head. [00:09:53] I was joking, man. [00:09:54] Look, Lusk. [00:09:55] Why does this dude look like a different person every time I see him? [00:10:00] Go back to the top real quick. [00:10:01] Go to the first two pictures. [00:10:02] That's him right there. [00:10:04] Then go down to the bottom. [00:10:05] Who the hell is that? [00:10:13] I did like three different people right there. [00:10:16] Maybe it is. [00:10:17] Let me read the article. [00:10:18] Well, you know what it is? [00:10:19] All white people look like. [00:10:28] Hey, man, I'm a kid. [00:10:29] We're offending everybody. [00:10:32] We ain't talking shit to white people, talking shit to transgenders. [00:10:37] Hey, we gotta throw some nigga jokes in there. [00:10:39] Yeah, I got a couple of a couple of you white folks. [00:10:42] Just give me a couple minutes. [00:10:44] Give me a couple minutes to think of some good black jokes. [00:10:46] I throw them in there for you. [00:10:48] Okay, Lusk, who is legally recognized as a female, came out as transgender 14 years ago, started hormone therapy. [00:10:56] He looks like a nigga lover. [00:10:59] Man. [00:11:00] That's a black joke. [00:11:05] Oh, he looks like a nigga lover. [00:11:07] Yeah, that's actually a bad word because we black. [00:11:10] What? [00:11:10] Nigga? [00:11:11] Yeah, nigga's not a bad word. [00:11:12] And you said nigga lover. [00:11:13] Well, it's a double standard. [00:11:14] Yeah. [00:11:16] I didn't do the hard ER. [00:11:17] Yeah. [00:11:17] I did the black way. [00:11:19] Yeah. [00:11:20] I didn't do it the white supremacist way. [00:11:24] That does look like a totally different person. [00:11:26] Yeah. [00:11:26] Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read this damn article. [00:11:29] Like his teeth changed. [00:11:31] You know? [00:11:32] Got some gap backing going. [00:11:33] Look, Lusku is legally recognized as a female female. [00:11:35] She looks like false teeth to me. [00:11:37] Shit, like they're going to fall. [00:11:38] No, those are not false teeth. [00:11:40] You can tell because them damn teeth barely hanging in them gums. [00:11:44] Lusk who is legally recognized as a female, came out as transgender 14 years ago, started hormone therapy, and legally changed her name in 2018. [00:11:51] The following year, she pleaded guilty to a felony drug possession charge. [00:11:56] The settlement also promises Lusk will be given further gender-affirming health care and will strengthen its policies to protect transgender inmates. [00:12:03] So they're going to pay for his surgery? [00:12:05] Yeah. [00:12:06] That's his personal expense. [00:12:08] Why is it the government? [00:12:09] Well. [00:12:11] That doesn't sound right. [00:12:12] No, I don't. [00:12:13] If I was a judge, I'd say, nope. [00:12:15] Case denied, bitch. [00:12:20] But you know how to keep black men down. [00:12:22] They can't be judges. [00:12:24] They put some woke white person in there. [00:12:26] Need to put a far right. [00:12:27] They put a black person, a black woman that don't know what a woman is. [00:12:30] Yeah, you need to put a far right. [00:12:32] We need some more Clarence Thomases in that. [00:12:34] We need some more Keith Hodges as judges. [00:12:36] We need some more Clarence Thomases. [00:12:37] So it's out of walking. [00:12:38] We don't need no Keith Hodges judges. [00:12:39] As soon as they start to open the stables, I said, everything's dismissed. [00:12:42] Get the hell out of my courtroom. [00:12:45] You can't do that. [00:12:46] Yo, watch me do it. [00:12:47] A man walking there or just dismissed. [00:12:49] I'm sorry, I'm not hearing this shit. [00:12:51] No, no, I'm not playing your games. [00:12:53] I don't care what your pronoun is. [00:12:54] Get the hell out of my courtroom. [00:12:56] Case dismissed. [00:12:58] Case dismissed. [00:13:00] Dismissed. [00:13:04] All right. [00:13:05] Let me keep reading. [00:13:06] Nice dress. [00:13:08] That's one of them Bill Cosby sweaters, ain't it? [00:13:10] They got boob job, huh? [00:13:12] Yeah. [00:13:14] This journey has been. [00:13:14] He's going to be a black man's prize in prison. [00:13:17] Well, they move. [00:13:17] You know how black men love big white women. [00:13:24] I be seeing these good-looking black dudes, man, handsome dudes, kill a smile, come home, wolf, or wield a beast. [00:13:30] And they're happy just because she's white. [00:13:36] Had a bad black chick, but you happy and proud over this whale you brought to the house. [00:13:41] You seen that? [00:13:42] White women, some good women, huh? [00:13:43] Yeah, I know there's some good women, man, but how you gonna go from a go to a four when you had a 10? [00:13:50] Black dudes be doing that, man. [00:13:51] He probably took that one white girl on a ride. [00:13:54] He said, man, I'm taking this one home. [00:13:55] You know what it is? [00:13:56] Put a big down payment down there. [00:13:58] You know what it is, right? [00:13:59] It comes with a warranty, too. [00:14:01] White people. [00:14:02] These black people don't come with no warranties. [00:14:04] Hey, you know what it is? [00:14:05] They flip out over here to the heartbeat. [00:14:06] Hey. [00:14:07] What? [00:14:07] Hey, hey, you know, these white women, man. [00:14:10] Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read this article. [00:14:12] We're going to keep this strictly professional over here. [00:14:14] You know what I'm talking about, right? [00:14:15] Yeah, I know what you're talking about. [00:14:16] White dudes, you know what I'm talking about. [00:14:20] Everybody know what I'm talking about. [00:14:21] I ain't even said it. [00:14:22] It's a difference. [00:14:23] All right, I'm going to read this. [00:14:25] This journey has brought... [00:14:28] Hey, man, you know, this is... [00:14:30] What are you talking about? [00:14:31] I ain't say nothing. [00:14:32] Hey, let me read. [00:14:34] This journey has brought extreme challenges, and I have endured so much. [00:14:39] My hope is that nobody has to go through the same set of circumstances. [00:14:42] I relied on my faith, and I never gave up on it. [00:14:45] She got a faith. [00:14:48] Who you worship, Satan? [00:14:50] You in jail for selling illegal narcotics or being possession of narcotics. [00:14:55] You chopped your tallywhack off. [00:14:56] I'm asking you a logical question. [00:14:58] Huh? [00:14:59] He hasn't chopped it off. [00:15:01] Well, if he ain't tapped it off, he can't go to a woman's prison. [00:15:04] The judge already said he can go. [00:15:06] No, he's got to tap that off first. [00:15:08] Because the first thing he's going to do is he's going to squirt semen. [00:15:10] It's not at your discretion. [00:15:11] It's up to the judge. [00:15:12] Jury said you're going out with the females. [00:15:14] But it's not a female yet. [00:15:15] He ain't chopped his tip off. [00:15:16] Hey, who are you? [00:15:16] You ain't the judge. [00:15:17] You the judge? [00:15:18] No, if I'm a judge. [00:15:20] No, you ain't no damn judge. [00:15:21] You can go to a woman's prison, but you got to have a barbie pouch installed. [00:15:25] I get that, but you got to have the barbie pouch. [00:15:27] Some powerful thing you leaving out. [00:15:28] What? [00:15:28] You ain't no judge. [00:15:30] No, if I was a judge. [00:15:31] Shut up. [00:15:33] Let me finish reading. [00:15:34] How can you send a woman, a dude over there? [00:15:36] He still got his mushroom tip swinging. [00:15:38] He ain't got his Barbie pouch installed. [00:15:41] Man, won't you go plead the case? [00:15:43] Go get your law degree. [00:15:44] Because some of these dudes are putting up a front, a facade. [00:15:47] They masquerading. [00:15:49] They're just playing games. [00:15:51] You gotta have some skin in the game. [00:15:52] To have some skin in the game, you gotta lose some skin. [00:15:55] Mr. You got two ounces of it. [00:15:56] You are preaching to the choir. [00:15:58] Yeah. [00:15:59] Because you remember that other story talked about that dude talking about he a woman. [00:16:02] Yeah. [00:16:02] He didn't get women pregnant. [00:16:03] Yeah, busting nuts. [00:16:05] How can a woman get an erection and squirt semen inside of another woman? [00:16:08] Dude in jail busting nuts in women. [00:16:15] But I'm a woman. [00:16:16] I mean, I'm not a woman. [00:16:17] He said he's a woman. [00:16:21] Is there any more to the article? [00:16:23] Yeah, if you let me read it. [00:16:27] Don't read it there, man. [00:16:28] Go and pull it up. [00:16:30] I can truly say that I'm a strong, proud, transgender woman. [00:16:35] My name is Christina Lusk. [00:16:36] She said in a statement. [00:16:38] Transgender woman. [00:16:39] Yeah. [00:16:40] Now she started her transition. [00:16:42] I think it's towards the bottom. [00:16:44] She started her transition 14 years ago. [00:16:48] It's somewhere now. [00:16:50] You know what? [00:16:50] I think you already read that. [00:16:53] Just bring the camera back for me. [00:16:56] According to the article, she started her transition 14 years ago, but now she's in prison and she's got the state paying for a surgery. [00:17:03] If she transgendered, if she transitioned 14 years ago, why she's still doing it? [00:17:07] Well, she got the top. [00:17:09] No, She said, he said he transitioned 14 years ago. [00:17:15] Yeah. [00:17:15] So why are you transition? [00:17:17] No, he's not. [00:17:17] No, it ain't no start. [00:17:19] No, how long it takes to transition? [00:17:21] Man, it take a long time. [00:17:22] You ain't got no money. [00:17:24] You tell he broke. [00:17:26] He ain't seen a dentist in forever. [00:17:27] He's transitioning for 14 years. [00:17:29] Yeah, he's saving his money up. [00:17:35] 14 years ago, he started his transition. [00:17:37] Now he's got the. [00:17:39] I like to see, must be one of them Soros judges. [00:17:44] One of these woke judges. [00:17:47] He getting $500,000, getting moved from the male prison to the female prison, and the state's paying for his damn Frankenstein surgery on his nuts. [00:17:59] You know what they do? [00:17:59] They split the banana. [00:18:01] They split the banana, turn him in the lips, take the nuts, throw those away, feed them to the squirrels. [00:18:10] He split that banana and he took it. [00:18:12] Yeah. [00:18:14] And guess what? [00:18:15] When he has complications, guess who's going to pay for it? [00:18:19] Yeah. [00:18:20] No, guess taxpayers. [00:18:26] What are you looking at me for? [00:18:28] He's looking down. [00:18:29] I'm just saying, man. [00:18:31] This is crazy. [00:18:32] It doesn't make any sense. [00:18:35] Man, this is a crazy damn world we live in. [00:18:38] I know that's what I'm saying, man. [00:18:40] Imagine him in prison. [00:18:41] He's got a blue job. === Black Kids and Mama Jokes (01:33) === [00:18:42] Yeah. [00:18:43] You know, black people, they can be really mean. [00:18:47] You know, who started your mama jokes? [00:18:49] Black kids. [00:18:51] You don't know that? [00:18:52] Did it? [00:18:53] Yeah, black kids started that. [00:18:54] Your mama jokes? [00:18:56] You know that? [00:18:57] Yeah. [00:18:58] They started all that. [00:18:59] I connected what they did to him in prison. [00:19:03] You know, them niggas ran a train on him. [00:19:06] Come here, Christina. [00:19:09] I'm doing life. [00:19:10] I'm never getting out of here. [00:19:11] I'm just, I'm going, I'm going to make the most of this situation. [00:19:16] But not in those words. [00:19:19] Tyrone will be talking crazy. [00:19:27] People suck. [00:19:30] The jail system sucks. [00:19:31] Judge sucks. [00:19:33] Everybody sucks. [00:19:35] Everybody sucks. [00:19:37] Even this. [00:19:38] Even Christina sucks. [00:19:41] Hey, don't forget we're giving away a new Ford Raptor and $10,000 in cash. [00:19:45] All you got to do then is go to our website, officialhawstwins.com. [00:19:50] Official sorry, officialharsh2ins.com and buy something on the website. [00:19:55] That's how you get in and twins. [00:19:56] They might be like Caitlin Jenner. [00:19:58] Probably a lesbian. [00:20:00] A lot of people think just called you trans you gay. [00:20:03] Dude's lesbian. [00:20:06] Then all those dudes and I took advantage of it. [00:20:08] I'm a lesbian. [00:20:10] I love women. [00:20:12] Identify as a woman. [00:20:13] I'm a lesbian. [00:20:14] Hey man, cut this damn camera off.