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June 11, 2023 - Hodgetwins
09:08
San Francisco Sheriffs Hold Bizarre LGBTQ Pride Ceremony WITH United States FLAG

Hodgetwins condemn a San Francisco elementary school Pride ceremony, alleging it indoctrinates children with "demon music" and manufactures homosexuality through environmental influence. They specifically attack the San Francisco Sheriff raising a rainbow flag alongside the U.S. flag, arguing this creates a separate nation for LGBTQ individuals with their own territory and battle flag. The hosts express deep disapproval of same-sex acts, contrasting them unfavorably with straight couples while invoking religious views on hell, ultimately framing these events as white guilt attempting to corrupt impressionable youth. [Automatically generated summary]

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Manufacturing Gay Kids 00:08:17
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
It's pride month, so of course we're going to talk about that.
Oh, hell Satan.
I came across this video, man.
These kids.
It looks like an elementary school, and it's this Satan.
Celebrating pride in an elementary school.
I mean, check this video out.
That's about as weird as a transgender kid, man.
Yeah.
They're telling these kids to be gay.
She's the crazy.
That doesn't make any sense.
Oh, the demon music going.
What's the demon coming?
It's the demon coming.
They're fitting to worship Satan.
They got the devil.
Oh, hell, Satan.
Man.
You know, that's what white guilt looks like.
You know, they say minority is going to ruin this country.
Yeah.
I've seen a bunch of white people in there.
Where the minority is at.
You know what's so weird about this LGBTQ?
They're saying BU.
And they're doing this in front of kids.
They're trying to manufacture gay people.
I remember this age.
Yeah.
Highly impressionable.
I mean, I remember being this age, sex was the last thing on my mind.
I didn't think about it.
I didn't even think about me being a boy or girl.
It was just, I was just a kid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wasn't.
You can't wait for recess to go outside and play.
You couldn't wait for Kool-Aid and crackers and nap time.
Yeah, think about this.
You get to school, you're a little boy, and the first thing I'm going to say is, what's all this for?
What's up with these flags?
What's this flag?
What's that flag?
This is the gay flag.
Oh, what's the flag reps it?
Oh, men sucking each other off.
Oh, women doing all that hip-scissor action.
Oh, glory hole.
Oh, anal beads.
Strap-ons.
Lube juice.
Oh, my God.
What is all this for?
Where's the Kool-Aid and crackers?
Yeah, where's the graham crackers and apple juice?
That's all I want.
Instead of Kool-Aid and crackers, they got strap-ons.
Anal beads.
No, but since you're a kid, you're like, what is this for?
And then the teachers were like, oh, this is gay month, great pride.
Oh, what's being gay?
What is that?
Same-sex marriage and loving who you want to love and being you.
I'm telling you, the reason why conservatives are pissed when it comes to this stuff, and we say this message all the time.
Sexuality.
There's a biological side to sex.
Yeah.
But there's also, what's the word I'm looking for?
You're a product of your environment.
Yeah.
Kids at that age, you soak up everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think most of us are straight because two factors.
Yeah.
One finger up.
One, it's a biological, right?
Second is your environment.
We were raised to be straight.
Yeah, you can be trained to be gay.
Yeah, because I'm telling you, I'll make this statement all the time.
Pete Buddy J and his husband, his wife, whatever he is.
Their kids are going to be gay.
They adopted a boy.
What do you think that boy's going to be?
He's going to be gay.
He's going to be.
A lot of people.
He's going to be.
All right.
Now, calm down.
Calm down.
You can take a child, put him around gay parents, put him in a gay atmosphere, going to school every day where he sees a gay flag every month.
You celebrating it and embellishing on gay, gay people every day.
Of course, he's going to be gay.
Look at all these Hollywood actors adopting people and they're straight and bicycle.
All of them are gay.
What's that one actress, Charlie's there on?
Yeah.
He adopted two black kids, right?
From Africa.
Yeah.
Both of them.
Homosexuals.
Look at Madonna.
Yeah, he's gay.
Yeah, he's gay.
It's taught.
Yeah, you could be taught your sexuality.
Like, you straight people out there, I'm telling you right now.
Yeah.
Different atmosphere.
You grew up with two moms, two dads.
Yeah, because you're not.
Looking at, grow up around two dads, two moms, and you look at entertainment tonight every night.
Looking at drag queen shows, you're going to be a homosexual.
Yeah.
You know?
And then I see this video in San Francisco.
This doesn't shock me at all.
This is San Francisco.
This is the gayest place on earth.
Check out the, I think this is the San Francisco Sheriff.
And they're raising a flag up with the American flag.
That looks crazy as hell.
They saluting it.
She's gay.
San Francisco Sheriff got the rainbow now?
Call for unity.
All these people gay.
You know what I noticed too about the LGBTQ?
They have their own flag.
No shit.
It's like they're their own country.
Their own nation, huh?
Yeah.
It's like they're their own country.
Look y'all get it.
Their own United States territory.
Y'all get y'all's own flag.
We don't celebrate Black History Month like this.
We don't celebrate Christopher Columbus like this, rightfully so because he killed a bunch of Indians.
He gets a day, though.
He gets a day, though.
He got no flag, though.
He got no flag.
But I'm just saying, we don't celebrate no other holiday, no other month this way.
They got their own flag.
It's like, it's just really weird because what that flag represents, it represents what somebody does in that bedroom.
And y'all waving it like that's a damn battle flag.
Y'all going into battle.
Figure speech.
Yeah, I'm not saying I don't want you people to exist.
I mean, I want you to exist.
I want you to thrive in America.
But the things that y'all asking for, it's like y'all all want us to bow down to you and kneel to you.
That's why I don't.
That pronoun shit, that shit's gone now.
Like all that, like the only thing that rubs me the wrong way, like all that gay stuff.
I mean, I remember the first time I saw two guys kissing a Carls Jr.
Now I want to bash my head in the wall.
Here we go.
I thought that was...
Hey, man, stop being a bigot.
I love how they want to love.
I'm just saying, that's how I took it.
You know damn goodwill.
If you saw two women kissing, you'd have enjoyed every second.
I'm like, man, you just have a preference.
I can understand that.
Two dudes?
Two women, you can do it all you want to.
You watch.
I sit there and watch all day.
Sit there and enjoy my burger.
Two gay guys?
Oh, we got a problem.
You just leave, right?
Yeah, I leave.
I turn my back on them.
I just turn my back on them.
No, I just.
I'll turn my back and make a sound.
I'm like, I don't want to say this crap.
Now, if they did it respectfully, gave him a peck on the cheek, peck on the lips.
But if they swap and spit, oh, that's inappropriate.
I'm going to share some words with you.
But no, no, yeah.
Because you trying to offend me with your sexuality.
No, that's just.
That's offensive when you have two straight people doing it and they swapping spit.
Nobody.
No, that's fine.
But.
That's fine, two straight people.
No, if they swap and spit like they need to go get a room, that's inappropriate.
No, we call them too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I call them out.
I'm not just saying I'm going to call out because there's gay people doing it.
No, it's just inappropriate.
You're a bigot.
No, I'm not.
Two gay guys look like they're about to jerk each other off.
I'm a bigot.
That doesn't make me a bigot.
Especially if I got kids there and it's two men swapping, spitting like they about to suck each other off.
I remember with his kids.
Remember when we were his little kids, right?
It was this white dude, and the way he was walking, my mama, she was like, Keith Kim, look, hey, hey, see that man over there?
Yeah, I see him, mama.
He's gonna burn in hell.
Mama's big-time Christian.
I don't think he's gonna burn in hell for that.
It's up to God.
Swapping Spit Offense 00:00:50
It's up to him.
Yeah, it's his discretion.
But I don't think if you suck that mushroom tip, you're gonna burn in hell forever.
So long as you repent?
That's all you have to do.
I don't even think you have to repent.
If you could be a morally good person, you found a cure for cancer or AIDS or something like that.
Yeah.
And you go to hell and Jesus right there.
Oh, oh, oh, man.
You got to go.
I saw what you've been doing at the gay boss.
I saw you at the glory hole last weekend.
You're going straight to hell.
See you later.
Bye.
Burn forever.
I don't think, I don't believe in that.
I don't.
You crazy as hell.
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Yeah.
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