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May 21, 2023 - Hodgetwins
06:56
Sports Illustrated Making Waves Again With Their Swimsuit Edition.
# transgender model sports illustrated swimsuit edition sports illustrated cancel culture chevy truck don lemon duramax transmission false advertising gender identity joe biden martha stewart media representation megan fox racism accusations

Hodgetwins dissect Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition, critiquing the inclusion of a transgender model alongside Megan Fox and Martha Stewart. One host mocks the representation as "false advertising" and cites negative stereotypes, while the other rejects Martha Stewart for her age, sparking accusations of racism and comparisons to canceled figures like Don Lemon. The segment concludes with a Chevy truck giveaway plug and a brief reference to Joe Biden, highlighting the magazine's polarizing cultural impact. [Automatically generated summary]

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Real Trans Model in Magazine 00:06:10
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Yeah, it's that time of the year again.
You gotta put a trans on the magazine again time.
What, Sports Illustrated?
Yeah.
Let's look at the new one.
Yeah.
It's a video.
How's she look, man?
She look decent?
She look all right now.
She look all right, huh?
Give these people a chance.
All right, man.
You go and check out, man.
No matter what your gender or sexuality is.
I like black.
It's about what you make up life and it's about what's inside of you.
Sucking for white women.
I was sucking for some white women with some big titties.
But I think Sports Illustrated, they're like, we're not just going to put a trans.
They put a bunch of women.
Oh, they did?
See, look, they got...
Oh, they put Megan Fox.
They put Martha Stewart.
Martha Stewart looking good, man.
Yeah, Martha Stewart, man.
Martha Stewart looking good.
That's a damn cougar right there.
That's a damn cougar right there, man.
Martha Stewart look like.
Martha Stewart, man.
She get done right.
Do you got Brooks Nader?
Natter?
Never heard of her.
She looks good.
All of them look good.
Even that trans.
I think that trans looks the best.
Pull that picture back up.
That trans is a team.
Oh, man.
You got Megan Fox up there, man.
No, man, that trans look way better than Megan Fox.
Kevin, what's wrong with you?
I'm just telling the truth, man.
I can't tell us a dude right there.
I don't know he's got a mushroom tip.
We talking Megan Fox.
Yeah, Megan Fox is a hot chick.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
She good to go.
You know what I'm saying?
But I can't tell that's a trans right there.
That's false advertising.
It's not my fault I'm attracted to it.
I just choose not to, I just, I just choose not to pursue it because I'm a straight man.
Hey, Sports Illustrated.
See, y'all going with the trans.
See, they had a trans there was a black.
I guess.
I mean, you can't tell us the trans, right?
See, y'all not being inclusive to the real trans.
The real trans people.
Yeah.
This is a real trans right here.
Yep.
This is Photoshop, but I would imagine this is how he would look if he was in the bathing suit.
No, dude.
Oh, man.
This is not a good representation of what a trans gene is.
Man, that's the typical.
That's a horrible representation.
That is a horrible representation.
You know, trans walk around with that tattoo.
Let me see that.
Let me see that meme again.
What does that mean?
Like nuclear waste or something?
Yeah, that's Photoshop.
That was a meme.
Yeah.
These Republicans, man, they don't have no chills.
Oh, that damn cellet.
All that damn cellulitis.
Yeah, bring up Sports Illustrated.
They caught a lot of heat.
Yeah, bring up all four.
They brought up a lot of heat.
Yeah, so they went with a good all kinds of women.
Hey, man.
Older, younger.
Be honest, man.
If you didn't know one of those is a man, which one would you pick?
If you didn't know...
I wouldn't think none of those was a man, Kevin.
That's what I'm saying.
Just pretend that you don't know one of them is a man.
Right.
Which one would you pick?
Honestly.
I'm not picking no woman and saying that was probably the trans.
You crazy as hell.
What?
I ain't doing that to no damn actual woman.
What's wrong with you?
No, they agree with it.
They voting for this shit.
They deserve every bit of it.
They cool.
They down with the trans.
They like it.
Hey, you need to.
So if they want to become obsolete, screw them.
Now, if you didn't know one of those is a man, what wouldn't you pick?
Honestly, Keith.
The blonde.
Pull it back up again.
I'm definitely going for the blonde and it's not the cougar.
What?
You said the blonde, right?
You said you asked me if I didn't know which one was a trans, which one would I say the trans?
I would say the blonde on the end.
No, I didn't ask you that.
You need to pay attention.
No, that's pretend that you don't know one of them is a man.
Pretend like you don't know.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Which one would you pick?
If you get to take one of them home tonight, she's all yours for 24 hours.
Yeah, I wouldn't take Martha Stewart.
She got too many miles on that.
No.
She's past her warranty.
No, man, women good.
No, you just pulled a damn Don Lemon in here.
What's wrong with you?
Don Lemon got canceled a lot.
You want this video to come down?
You better apologize to Martha Stewart.
She looked damn good in that photo.
That girl like she can still, she can get down in the bedroom, Martha Stewart.
Yeah.
She still got her white privilege.
That damn cool.
Go ahead and apologize to her, man.
Apologize.
I wasn't thinking straight.
Hey, pull her back.
Full photo back up.
Hey, man.
Now, Megan Fox, she's hot, man.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Megan Fox is premature ejaculation.
You just pull out and go to shoot.
It was the first time this has ever happened.
I'm sorry, Megan.
This never happened before.
But, man.
Who's still our third girl?
I don't know.
What the hell is she wearing around her wrist?
Some Illuminati shit?
No, that's a little Red Riding Hood right there, man.
Yeah, it's a little red Riding Hood.
Look like she could pose for Baywatch right there.
She could pose for Baywatch.
Why don't you talk into the mic?
I'm talking to the mic.
Michael, you talking to a damn stereo microphone.
It's hard for me to pick the last one because I know it's a man, but that's my kind of woman right there.
If she didn't have a mushroom tip between her legs, you know?
I'm sorry, but your clitoris is a little bit too long for me.
I think I'm going with, I don't know, I like brunettes.
Megan, and you can't pass up on, you can't pass up on the cougar, man.
Yeah, you know why?
She's old, too.
So she grew up doing those racist days.
Biden Brand New Rights 00:00:45
Yeah.
I just want to do it cause of that.
Yeah, it's just, I got rights now.
I'm going to do you wrong.
What are we talking about here?
Yeah, what's wrong with you, man?
You just pulled a Don Lemon.
Now you sound like you're a damn member of the Black Lives Matter movement.
What's wrong with you, man?
You're supposed to be conservative.
Man, this video's over.
No, no, no.
It's a damn good show.
Damn good show.
Damn good show.
Hey, we give away a truck.
Yeah.
It's a brand new Chevy Hot Country.
Got the Duramax transmission in there.
Got it in HD.
Got the Joe Biden assist up on it.
Because it's raised up.
Can't wait to come out them 4K trucks.
Those are going to blow your mind.
All you got to do is go out website, officialhawsetwins.com and buy something.
You end it today.
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