Hodgetwins - Sports Illustrated Making Waves Again With Their Swimsuit Edition.
Aired: 2023-05-21
Duration: 06:56


=== Real Trans Model in Magazine (06:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Yeah, it's that time of the year again.
[00:00:07]  You gotta put a trans on the magazine again time.
[00:00:12]  What, Sports Illustrated?
[00:00:13]  Yeah.
[00:00:14]  Let's look at the new one.
[00:00:16]  Yeah.
[00:00:16]  It's a video.
[00:00:17]  How's she look, man?
[00:00:18]  She look decent?
[00:00:20]  She look all right now.
[00:00:21]  She look all right, huh?
[00:00:22]  Give these people a chance.
[00:00:24]  All right, man.
[00:00:24]  You go and check out, man.
[00:00:27]  No matter what your gender or sexuality is.
[00:00:29]  I like black.
[00:00:31]  It's about what you make up life and it's about what's inside of you.
[00:00:35]  Sucking for white women.
[00:00:40]  I was sucking for some white women with some big titties.
[00:00:44]  But I think Sports Illustrated, they're like, we're not just going to put a trans.
[00:00:49]  They put a bunch of women.
[00:00:51]  Oh, they did?
[00:00:51]  See, look, they got...
[00:00:52]  Oh, they put Megan Fox.
[00:00:54]  They put Martha Stewart.
[00:00:56]  Martha Stewart looking good, man.
[00:00:58]  Yeah, Martha Stewart, man.
[00:00:59]  Martha Stewart looking good.
[00:01:01]  That's a damn cougar right there.
[00:01:03]  That's a damn cougar right there, man.
[00:01:05]  Martha Stewart look like.
[00:01:06]  Martha Stewart, man.
[00:01:08]  She get done right.
[00:01:11]  Do you got Brooks Nader?
[00:01:13]  Natter?
[00:01:14]  Never heard of her.
[00:01:16]  She looks good.
[00:01:16]  All of them look good.
[00:01:17]  Even that trans.
[00:01:18]  I think that trans looks the best.
[00:01:21]  Pull that picture back up.
[00:01:23]  That trans is a team.
[00:01:25]  Oh, man.
[00:01:25]  You got Megan Fox up there, man.
[00:01:27]  No, man, that trans look way better than Megan Fox.
[00:01:30]  Kevin, what's wrong with you?
[00:01:32]  I'm just telling the truth, man.
[00:01:33]  I can't tell us a dude right there.
[00:01:35]  I don't know he's got a mushroom tip.
[00:01:37]  We talking Megan Fox.
[00:01:38]  Yeah, Megan Fox is a hot chick.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[00:01:41]  She good to go.
[00:01:43]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:01:44]  But I can't tell that's a trans right there.
[00:01:45]  That's false advertising.
[00:01:47]  It's not my fault I'm attracted to it.
[00:01:49]  I just choose not to, I just, I just choose not to pursue it because I'm a straight man.
[00:01:56]  Hey, Sports Illustrated.
[00:01:58]  See, y'all going with the trans.
[00:01:59]  See, they had a trans there was a black.
[00:02:02]  I guess.
[00:02:03]  I mean, you can't tell us the trans, right?
[00:02:05]  See, y'all not being inclusive to the real trans.
[00:02:08]  The real trans people.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  This is a real trans right here.
[00:02:14]  Yep.
[00:02:15]  This is Photoshop, but I would imagine this is how he would look if he was in the bathing suit.
[00:02:19]  No, dude.
[00:02:20]  Oh, man.
[00:02:21]  This is not a good representation of what a trans gene is.
[00:02:24]  Man, that's the typical.
[00:02:24]  That's a horrible representation.
[00:02:32]  That is a horrible representation.
[00:02:35]  You know, trans walk around with that tattoo.
[00:02:38]  Let me see that.
[00:02:39]  Let me see that meme again.
[00:02:42]  What does that mean?
[00:02:43]  Like nuclear waste or something?
[00:02:49]  Yeah, that's Photoshop.
[00:02:50]  That was a meme.
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:53]  These Republicans, man, they don't have no chills.
[00:02:57]  Oh, that damn cellet.
[00:03:01]  All that damn cellulitis.
[00:03:04]  Yeah, bring up Sports Illustrated.
[00:03:06]  They caught a lot of heat.
[00:03:07]  Yeah, bring up all four.
[00:03:08]  They brought up a lot of heat.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, so they went with a good all kinds of women.
[00:03:13]  Hey, man.
[00:03:14]  Older, younger.
[00:03:15]  Be honest, man.
[00:03:16]  If you didn't know one of those is a man, which one would you pick?
[00:03:19]  If you didn't know...
[00:03:21]  I wouldn't think none of those was a man, Kevin.
[00:03:23]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:03:24]  Just pretend that you don't know one of them is a man.
[00:03:27]  Right.
[00:03:28]  Which one would you pick?
[00:03:28]  Honestly.
[00:03:31]  I'm not picking no woman and saying that was probably the trans.
[00:03:34]  You crazy as hell.
[00:03:35]  What?
[00:03:36]  I ain't doing that to no damn actual woman.
[00:03:38]  What's wrong with you?
[00:03:39]  No, they agree with it.
[00:03:41]  They voting for this shit.
[00:03:43]  They deserve every bit of it.
[00:03:45]  They cool.
[00:03:46]  They down with the trans.
[00:03:47]  They like it.
[00:03:48]  Hey, you need to.
[00:03:48]  So if they want to become obsolete, screw them.
[00:03:51]  Now, if you didn't know one of those is a man, what wouldn't you pick?
[00:03:54]  Honestly, Keith.
[00:03:55]  The blonde.
[00:03:56]  Pull it back up again.
[00:03:58]  I'm definitely going for the blonde and it's not the cougar.
[00:04:01]  What?
[00:04:02]  You said the blonde, right?
[00:04:04]  You said you asked me if I didn't know which one was a trans, which one would I say the trans?
[00:04:09]  I would say the blonde on the end.
[00:04:10]  No, I didn't ask you that.
[00:04:12]  You need to pay attention.
[00:04:12]  No, that's pretend that you don't know one of them is a man.
[00:04:18]  Pretend like you don't know.
[00:04:19]  Okay, I appreciate that.
[00:04:20]  Which one would you pick?
[00:04:22]  If you get to take one of them home tonight, she's all yours for 24 hours.
[00:04:29]  Yeah, I wouldn't take Martha Stewart.
[00:04:30]  She got too many miles on that.
[00:04:33]  No.
[00:04:33]  She's past her warranty.
[00:04:35]  No, man, women good.
[00:04:36]  No, you just pulled a damn Don Lemon in here.
[00:04:40]  What's wrong with you?
[00:04:42]  Don Lemon got canceled a lot.
[00:04:44]  You want this video to come down?
[00:04:46]  You better apologize to Martha Stewart.
[00:04:48]  She looked damn good in that photo.
[00:04:50]  That girl like she can still, she can get down in the bedroom, Martha Stewart.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:54]  She still got her white privilege.
[00:04:56]  That damn cool.
[00:04:56]  Go ahead and apologize to her, man.
[00:04:58]  Apologize.
[00:04:59]  I wasn't thinking straight.
[00:05:02]  Hey, pull her back.
[00:05:03]  Full photo back up.
[00:05:04]  Hey, man.
[00:05:05]  Now, Megan Fox, she's hot, man.
[00:05:07]  I don't know, man.
[00:05:08]  I don't know.
[00:05:09]  Hold up.
[00:05:09]  Hold up.
[00:05:10]  Megan Fox is premature ejaculation.
[00:05:12]  You just pull out and go to shoot.
[00:05:21]  It was the first time this has ever happened.
[00:05:23]  I'm sorry, Megan.
[00:05:24]  This never happened before.
[00:05:25]  But, man.
[00:05:26]  Who's still our third girl?
[00:05:28]  I don't know.
[00:05:29]  What the hell is she wearing around her wrist?
[00:05:31]  Some Illuminati shit?
[00:05:32]  No, that's a little Red Riding Hood right there, man.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, it's a little red Riding Hood.
[00:05:36]  Look like she could pose for Baywatch right there.
[00:05:39]  She could pose for Baywatch.
[00:05:40]  Why don't you talk into the mic?
[00:05:42]  I'm talking to the mic.
[00:05:43]  Michael, you talking to a damn stereo microphone.
[00:05:46]  It's hard for me to pick the last one because I know it's a man, but that's my kind of woman right there.
[00:05:52]  If she didn't have a mushroom tip between her legs, you know?
[00:05:55]  I'm sorry, but your clitoris is a little bit too long for me.
[00:05:58]  I think I'm going with, I don't know, I like brunettes.
[00:06:01]  Megan, and you can't pass up on, you can't pass up on the cougar, man.
[00:06:07]  Yeah, you know why?
[00:06:08]  She's old, too.
[00:06:09]  So she grew up doing those racist days.

=== Biden Brand New Rights (00:45) ===

[00:06:11]  Yeah.
[00:06:11]  I just want to do it cause of that.
[00:06:13]  Yeah, it's just, I got rights now.
[00:06:15]  I'm going to do you wrong.
[00:06:18]  What are we talking about here?
[00:06:19]  Yeah, what's wrong with you, man?
[00:06:20]  You just pulled a Don Lemon.
[00:06:22]  Now you sound like you're a damn member of the Black Lives Matter movement.
[00:06:26]  What's wrong with you, man?
[00:06:27]  You're supposed to be conservative.
[00:06:29]  Man, this video's over.
[00:06:30]  No, no, no.
[00:06:31]  It's a damn good show.
[00:06:34]  Damn good show.
[00:06:35]  Damn good show.
[00:06:36]  Hey, we give away a truck.
[00:06:38]  Yeah.
[00:06:38]  It's a brand new Chevy Hot Country.
[00:06:41]  Got the Duramax transmission in there.
[00:06:44]  Got it in HD.
[00:06:45]  Got the Joe Biden assist up on it.
[00:06:48]  Because it's raised up.
[00:06:49]  Can't wait to come out them 4K trucks.
[00:06:51]  Those are going to blow your mind.
[00:06:53]  All you got to do is go out website, officialhawsetwins.com and buy something.
[00:06:56]  You end it today.