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May 24, 2023 - Hodgetwins
11:08
These People Belong in a Hospital Not The Government
# ukraine aid smith mundt act rachel levine chevy truck giveaway debt ceiling debt ceiling negotiations democratic party criticism diane feinstein gender affirming care inflation and spending joe biden operation mockingbird political gaslighting

Hodgetwins host attacks Senator Diane Feinstein's cognitive decline and physical frailty while mocking Democrats over debt ceiling charades, citing $135 million in Ukraine aid as an inflation driver despite Biden's claims. The segment further critiques Rachel Levine's support for pediatric gender-affirming surgeries and accuses the administration of gaslighting constituents on economic realities, ultimately framing these political maneuvers as evidence that certain officials belong in hospitals rather than government roles. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Party of the Disabled 00:09:45
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
The Democrat Party.
Y'all some damn clowns.
Y'all got, y'all talk about y'all the party of diversity and change.
And y'all got a bunch of old, decrepit.
You got people that's disabled mentally.
A bunch of...
Physically.
Some of them mentally and physically.
Let me start with Feinstein.
The party of the disabled.
Yeah, let's start with Feinstein.
Diane Feinstein.
How old is she?
She's 89.
Go ahead and bring up the first picture.
She's been out.
89.
She looks 109.
She's up there.
Look at her hands.
Can you scan in on the hands?
I mean, she's an elderly person.
Some big-ass knees she got.
They're probably swollen.
But her hands look in good condition.
It's her eyes that bother me.
Her eyes, one of them's closed, another's red, you know.
Like, she got all these people around her and no visine.
Put a couple drops of H2O in that woman's eyes.
So one of them will open up and the other be less red.
Ain't no visa ain't gonna cure that.
But anyway, this woman is so, there's black and white pictures of when she first went into Congress.
You kidding?
Look.
Yeah, it looks like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.
I like Dorothy, man.
But she looking good right there.
She has some pretty eyes on her.
Yeah, I like that hairdo, man.
Remember mom used to fix her aunt's hair and make the hair look like that?
Yeah.
Take that hot comb in it.
Yeah, it was the white supremacist hairdo, right?
Aunt used to come with an afro leave hair straight and laid to the side, just like Feinstein.
Is that her name, Feinstein or Feinstein?
That's Jewish, ain't it?
I think it is.
Stain Jewish, right?
Anything with stain in it.
Hey, we better be careful.
You gotta be careful.
You gotta be careful.
This is a Jewish woman.
Right?
That's a protected class.
We gotta tread gingerly.
Yeah, okay, so let me say this.
Gotta walk on eggshells.
You're gonna beat this dead horse for like three hours.
I'm just saying, man.
Let me say that.
That's a protected class, man.
I think I get it.
You gotta be careful, man.
I just want this video to come down to.
She's been out of work for like three months.
She caught shingles.
She caught shingles and survived, huh?
Yeah, she caught shingles and her damn brain swelled.
Brain swelled?
She had encephalitis.
Her damn brain swelled up in her freaking...
That's what encephalitis?
Encephalites?
Yeah, your brain swells.
Your brain swells?
I tell you what, if my brain swells, I'm retiring.
Yeah, I'm going to stay home, look at TV, put an ice pack on my head.
But take it easy.
But it gets worse.
Gets worse, huh?
Yeah, they interviewed some reporters, ran into her, and bring up the video.
It's very disturbing.
Your feelings as you are.
I'm feeling fine.
I have a problem with the leg.
The leg?
Yeah.
What's wrong with you?
Well, no problem.
Nothing.
Okay.
Fuck lying.
What has the response from your colleagues been like?
What are the well-wishes?
What have you heard?
What have I heard about what?
About your return.
How have they felt about your return?
No, I haven't been gone.
Okay.
You should follow me.
I haven't been gone.
I've been working.
You've been working for home, is what you're saying?
Oh, I've been here.
I've been voting.
Please, you either know or don't know.
This woman makes Joe Biden seem like...
What's that, dude?
Albert Einstein.
Shut up.
This woman's been out for three months, but she claims she's been out working.
That's how screwed up she is in the head.
Yeah, she got some of that.
She got some of that damn Biden going.
Well, she's 89.
She's eight years old.
What you call it, man?
She's got cognitive decline?
Yeah, cognitive decline.
I don't think it's dementia.
I think she just forget things.
I forget things.
You forget things.
She just probably forget more things.
How can you forget you've been laid up in the hospital for three months?
Your damn head, your damn brain swelled up.
Yeah, that's probably why she can't remember if that damn head and swole.
Her brain swole.
That's kind of cool.
You can't remember stuff if your head is, if your brain is swollen.
That's probably why she's got, man.
She's probably good now.
She just needs some vaccine and some crutches.
She's going to bring up her leg ain't working right.
He asks, what's wrong with the leg?
And she's like, that's none of your business.
All right, so let's go to the next Democrat.
Study your business.
Look at this dude.
Grab the rail.
Man, it's dangerous.
You sell that damn cement right there.
That dude is so lost.
This dude, no good and well.
He's been falling everywhere he's going.
Yeah, I would walk to the rail and guide my way down.
Yeah, if you would have fell, this is what you would have did.
You would have stuck your hands out to brace the fall.
Your hands would have shattered.
He'd have broke all this.
All this to be shattered.
When you wouldn't have broken it, it would have been shattered like glass.
Your hands would be like this, and then your face would have hit the ground.
All this would be busted up.
That jaw is shattered.
Oh, that's broken.
You're going to land on one side.
Your damn hip is busted.
Good thing you didn't fall and hit that damn cement.
Yeah, because he's shattered both them hands and risk that side of that face and that hip is gone.
That hip is gone.
They can't put you back together.
You're going to be like, Humpty Dumpty.
Remember that nurse around Humpty Dumpty fell and couldn't put them back together.
Shut up.
You believe that, don't you?
I remember.
Let's go to the next Democrat.
Damn fella.
President Biden needs to consider using the 14th Amendment if necessary.
The entire GOP debt ceiling negotiation is a sad charade.
Yeah.
And that's exactly what's wrong about what's wrong in Washington.
We're playing with the livelihoods of millions just so the GOP can just turn the screws against hungry Americans.
Yeah, what?
This dude is so unwell, he can't wear a suit like everybody else.
It's the Republicans' fault, huh?
Everything's Republicans' fault.
Have you caught on that?
Have y'all caught on that?
Everything is wrong in America.
It's Republicans' fault.
This would be a great country if it wasn't for them damn Republicans.
If we could just vote these damn Republicans out of office, this would be a utopia.
Man, wish people show up and vote and get rid of these people.
But this happens every year, this whole debt ceiling.
Because the government keeps spending all this money that we don't got.
Yeah.
And now we're at a stalemate over this.
Get a stalemate.
We had an impasse becoming a deadlock.
Because Democrats kind of stuff all this stuff in there.
Spend some more money.
Hey, I just found out they sent another 135 million to Ukraine.
Hey, how you doing?
Who is that billion?
It was a million.
It was millions.
Like 300 million?
Something like that.
Don't worry about it.
Keep out of Biden.
Hey, man, if y'all just go, okay, so the government's been just printing all this money, right?
Why we got to pay taxes?
Won't you just print?
Yeah, won't you help out the real Americans?
Stop.
Because we don't have that money.
The money's sent in Ukraine.
They just printed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we won't have to pay tax no more.
Y'all just stop taxing us, man.
Y'all just print that money.
I'm telling you, Americans will really value that, man, if y'all did that, man.
If y'all just stop taxing us and just print this stuff, that's even worse.
Yeah, how's that worse?
Inflation.
Well, gotta pick your poison.
Hey, I'm gonna see you this time.
Hey, how you Negroes feel, man?
He's spending all this money on Ukraine, them white people, instead of giving y'all reparations, man.
How y'all feel about that, Negro?
They put up this image of Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Look, good news.
Inflation at its lowest rate in almost two years.
Yeah, inflation started right when you were in office and it's come down, but it's still high as hell.
Yeah, it's 5%, ain't it?
That's high.
Yeah.
Why is he bragging about it?
Because he knows his constituents are brain dead.
Man.
I mean, think about it.
Feinstein's in office.
Felderman is in office.
Yeah.
He got voted in office by 81 million people.
There's a lot of dumb Americans in this country.
He's actually bragging about inflation.
He's twisting.
He's gaslighting y'all.
He's not going to tell you, man, inflation is down, but man, it's still over 5%.
It's gaslighting.
He's twisting your perception to gain an advantage.
That's diabolical.
That's corrupt.
That's evil.
And then you got this assistant press secretary.
What's her name?
Rachel Levine?
That's the transgender, right?
Yeah, the transgender sand.
The lady boy.
She's the assistant health press secretary or something like that.
She says it's affirming care for kids to get that breast chopped off, mushroom tips chopped off, and take drugs and castration drugs and stop puberty.
She thinks that it's perfectly fine.
Go and bring a picture back up.
Yeah, man.
That little Dorothy action she had going on.
Gaslighting and Twisted Perception 00:01:22
I want the old picture.
No, not the Goonies looking good.
I don't need to see that Sasquatch.
I like that picture.
Yeah, I like that picture.
That picture turned me on.
Let's look at the prot today.
Staying in on it.
Let me get into that face action.
Yeah, she just needs some Visine.
That'll clear all that up.
Man, you crazy as hell.
What you gonna do about the eye that's closed?
Some Visine and the facial and a nice massage.
She'll loosen up.
Break it back up.
That's stress right there.
That's muscle time.
Stand up to the dude at the top.
That dude looks crazy, too.
Look at him.
Like, he like, you know, he reminds me of.
He reminds me of Gargamal on the Smurfs.
Like he's hunting for little Smurfs and shit.
Like he got.
That was a damn good show.
Like he got a cat named Azrael.
He probably do got a cat name.
Azrael.
Azrael.
Hey, if you don't watch more Hawk Twins, I got videos up in down here.
Don't forget, we're giving away a truck.
It's a 2020 Chevy Hot Country.
It's got the Duramac transmission in there.
Tell them about the HD stuff.
It comes in HD.
He's got it right there on the side of the truck.
Yeah, trucking them big ties and wheels.
Yep.
Man, this is a man's truck.
Don't forget, you also win $10,000 in cash to pay the taxes for that truck.
Yeah.
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