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May 20, 2023 - Hodgetwins
08:48
You Can't Teach Common Sense..
# transgender rights sexual morality rihanna beyonce bible study chevy truck giveaway conspiracy theories democrats gender identity j lo lil big shots official horse wins religious end times

Hodgetwins host critiques the fake "Lil Big Shots" show and a viral girl's gender role video, arguing Democrats undermine biology to corrupt men sexually. He cites end-times conspiracy theories about women with "dicks," references celebrities like Beyonce and Rihanna engaging in same-sex acts, and insults listeners while promoting a Chevy truck giveaway on officialhorsetwins.com, framing societal shifts as deliberate biological erasure. [Automatically generated summary]

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Fake Shows and Real Kids 00:05:03
Yeah, I got a new show for you.
I got a damn good show.
Damn good show.
Y'all remember that show, Lil Big Shots?
Didn't like it.
It showcased Look at Spongebob.
He's more entertaining.
Yeah, I don't like it.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
I'm just saying that that show was fake.
But those kids were smart, though.
Why was it fake?
Because I have an opinion.
That's why.
Show wasn't fake.
But anyway, okay.
This one little girl destroys the whole mindset of the left today.
Check this video out.
So what is this right here?
The pulpit.
It's the only one in the body that's gender-specific.
Which means that it's a lot of fun.
You talk like a dog.
Is it?
Yeah.
The public job to protect the organs is for digesting and reproduction.
Which means throwing babies.
This show is like six years ago.
What?
What do you say?
I ain't say nothing.
I ain't say nothing.
You hear anything?
Meanwhile, today, this is like, this show's like six years old, right?
Meanwhile, today, this is what's on TikTok.
We were addressing.
I have two daughters.
Pretty sure that makes me a mom.
I've been a parent for a long time.
I raised my baby brother until he was six and I moved out.
Listen up, this is Tom Food, right?
How do we go from that to this?
I'll tell you why.
Democrats.
No, really?
Who are you, Captain Obviously?
I'm just saying that's why people think this way is because the Democrats is pushing his agenda.
They're trying to undermine biology.
They're trying to downplay gender differences.
Gender differences.
Sorry, my tongue slipped.
It slipped.
It didn't slip.
It felt like it did to me.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
You ain't ragged.
What's wrong with you?
You and your period again.
Huh?
What's wrong with you, man?
You've been snapping at me this whole video.
This dude talked about him.
He's so in the rag right now.
I'm sorry.
He forgot to take his mind off.
This dude talking about he a mother when them damn kids originated out of his balls.
This dude actually ejaculated, impregnated an actual mother.
Yeah.
He's the father in this whole situation, but now he wants to be the mother.
Well, you can play the role of mother and father because I know that the mother of those kids, they took off because she couldn't take it no more.
But it's nothing wrong with that, but you is a man.
You're a man.
You got a mushroom tip.
You got a mushroom tip to squirt semen.
You can't be a mother.
You can pretend to be a mother.
I think there was a green wig he was wearing.
No, that was his hero.
But those kids on that show, I think it was fake.
I think they just memorized those lines.
Did you see the show?
Nope.
So how are you going to make that assumption?
Because I got a brain.
Oh, because you're a dumbass.
Nope.
Send that kid to 95.
Go get a 95.
Drive a car.
I like to see you get to work.
I like to see you get on the bus.
She's too small to drive a car, Killer.
I'm just saying, man.
She memorized some lines.
She's smart.
I'm not saying she ain't smart.
I'm not saying she ain't smart.
You're making it seem like she just memorized some lines.
Yeah, so I'm coached, man.
She's not.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
She's smart.
You can't condition a lot of kids to speak like that.
I mean, she's trained well, man.
I wish we trained our kids nowadays like that.
I'm just saying in the real world, she couldn't.
She couldn't make it.
Well, that dude's making the real world.
Look how stupid he is.
Why can't the little girl do it?
Because trans people got more rights than anybody.
She's a little white girl.
She's a minority now.
She has no rights.
See, you're conflating two different time zones.
That's when the world was sane.
Now the world is insane.
You're conflating two time periods.
Now, if the world was like when she, when this little girl stated this, she might have a shot, but she ain't got no shot.
This is only six years ago.
Six, seven years ago.
Okay, what's your point?
My point is it don't take time, much time for Democrats to destroy everything.
Actually, six more years from now.
Conflating Time Periods 00:03:44
All the dudes are going to be in the trans girls.
Hey, I'm telling you.
Instead of eating them out, you're going to be sucking them off.
Hey, man, you crazy as hell for saying that.
No, I'm telling you.
That's the direction this country's going in, and nobody realizes but us.
All the straight people out never do that.
Bitch, your kids are going to be doing it one day.
You know why?
Because that's the way things are going.
I'm telling you.
And it's easier to corrupt dudes sexually if you get them a good young age.
That's why they're going after the kids.
I mean, I agree with you, man.
You know what?
I agree with you.
Look at all these men in jail sucking dudes off.
Corrupted, man.
You got no choice.
Then you did all that sucking, all that penetration in jail.
Dick just gonna give it up.
Man, I can't.
Glad I'm out of jail.
I ain't got to do that no more.
Then they're going to be like, they're going to see a dude like, damn, I look like the dude.
That looks like dude on D-Block.
Yeah, that dude could...
Man, that dude did a good job.
I'm going to go holler at this nigga.
You crazy as hell, man.
Oh, man, that's the way things are going.
You didn't think you'd ever see men race against women with wigs on.
I did.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.
It's in the Bible.
Judgment day's coming.
God is almost here.
These are the last times.
Remember, mama told us when you start seeing chicks with dicks, God's coming.
Hey, Keith and Kevin, when you start seeing women and they're beautiful.
Where did mama get that book at?
We was having Bible study.
I think it was like eight, nine years old.
Yeah, mama.
Hey, can I finish the statement?
Mama showed us this.
It was for Bible study.
She would order these books.
She hold Barber study on Sundays.
Hey, man.
Instead of going to church, and she shows a bunch of girls with breasts.
Cool, sweet.
See this, Keith and Kevin?
When y'all start seeing these walking around, oh, God's coming.
You better repent, boy.
I want to tell that story.
Yeah, mama's.
I was going to tell a joke, but you ruined it.
I was going to say, mama introduced me to what did mama call him?
She-man, see, this is what you call a she-man.
They look like women till you open the legs up.
I'm telling you, you men out there don't think you'll never get corrupted and do that?
Take Beyonce.
Sexuality is teach, man.
Hold on.
Take Beyonce.
You've been talking this whole time.
You're going to tell me to hold on.
Take Beyonce.
Take Rihanna.
Take that same woman.
Put a dick on her.
Oh, y'all some gay mom, some homosexuals.
You mean Jimmy, you ain't gonna suck Rihanna?
Bet you suck off J-Lo.
Ain't nothing but a long clitorious, man.
W a good show.
W a good show.
Hey, don't forget, we're giving away a new truck.
Chevy, high country, V8 engine.
It's got the Duramex transmission in there.
It's in high definition and it's wide.
The end of the contest, all you gotta do is go to officialhorsetwins.com.
End of the day.
All you gotta do is buy something.
I ain't never sucking off J-Lo.
Rihanna, all of them.
You ain't gonna get none of that man pussy?
It's gonna be y'all.
Gonna say I'm uncorruptible.
I'm a patriot.
Yeah.
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