Sean Penn's CNN appearance is ridiculed for relying on Casualties of War credentials while demanding F-16s and ammunition in Ukraine. The hosts mock his dismissal of nuclear escalation fears, his trembling demeanor, and his claim that Zelensky fearmongers regarding Baltic attacks. They satirically suggest sending all U.S. nukes if Putin retaliates, arguing modern defenses render pre-emptive strikes ineffective. Ultimately, the segment exposes the absurdity of celebrity war commentary and cynical political maneuvering in a nuclear age. [Automatically generated summary]
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Oh, He's Going To Start A War00:06:30
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, so Sean Penn, evidently, CNN has made this dude a damn war correspondent.
Yeah, a damn admiral.
He's a damn colonel.
He's a damn war expert.
Damn general.
Oh, he's a war expert for CNN.
He's a war expert?
Evidently.
Well, he was in that movie Casualties of War, so he knows a lot about war.
Look what he had to say.
I'd like to say is, you know, having just returned from Ukraine about 10 days ago or so, that the impact of President Biden's trip was extraordinary.
I mean, that's extremely encouraging.
I think that one of the things that's concerned me, and I think that there's no question but that they need more ammunition, more long-range precision weapons, and yes, fighter jets.
And the issue really is that, you know, right now they're dying.
Every day they're dying.
So what we are waiting for seems to still be attached to this, I would argue, overcautious concern related to nuclear weapons.
Because for one thing, if we're going to live in a world where a bully with nuclear weapons runs the show, you know, there was a former intelligence officer I'd spoken to in Ukraine at one point.
He said, you know, he doesn't want to live in that world and Ukraine won't.
And so I just think we have to make a clear decision to start saving lives, saving infrastructure.
And what that means is supplying the Ukrainians.
They have no interest in having Americans or others in the fight.
They're ready to take the fight themselves.
And their ability to transition on these platforms, be it the F-16s or when it comes to the Patriot, is not...
I don't think there's been an honest conversation about how quickly they can transition.
I think there's a lot in the air about how long it takes, maintenance, fueling, all of that.
But there are a lot of many ways in which that can happen.
I've had enough.
That dude, listen to that dude.
It sounds like he's talking.
It sounds like he's shaking and you just like...
Sound like you're on a damn treadmill or something.
Yeah, it sounds like you're Kremlin on the inside or something and you're trying to talk while you're trembling.
It's like, it gave me anxiety listening to you talk.
And Wolf Blitz is always, he's just like a.
Like a blitzer, man.
Wolf Blitz, man.
He's stoic as ever.
Yeah, dude, like a damn night owl just looking at you.
Yeah, you acting like F-16s is like a damn tricycle, like everybody know how to ride them.
You know the expertise, the professionalism, the skill of the acumen.
The acumen you got to have to fly a fighter jet.
If you don't know what you're doing, you'll get that fighter jet take off and you'll crash right into your own people.
Hey, but I want to say this.
He brought up about nuclear war.
Yeah.
And we shouldn't be...
What do you say?
We shouldn't be really leery just because he's a bully with nuclear weapons, we shouldn't be too.
Makes sense.
It's stupid to pick a fight with somebody with nuclear weapons.
But not according to Sean Penn.
He said we shouldn't be scared.
Well, it's Sean Penn's and it's not.
There's a reason, hey, Sean, there's a reason why American soldiers are not being sent over there.
Because if we send American soldiers over there to die for Ukraine, and then we start whooping some ass.
Yeah.
Do you think Putin's just going to give up?
Yeah, didn't y'all call this dude a psycho-murderous killer?
Yeah.
What do psychos do during the war they're losing?
They're going to nuke your ass.
Mr. President, Mr. President, Putin just, he sent off a couple nukes.
What do we do, Mr. President?
Fuck it, send ours.
What do you think Canada's gonna do?
Oh, shit.
Putin just fired missiles.
Oh, my God.
Biden just sent his.
What do we do?
Fuck it.
Send them all.
Did he have any?
Well, I know they ain't got guns.
They gotta have nuclear ones.
I don't think they got nuclear wars.
They ain't got guns, man.
Hey, China Blake, what?
They nuking each other.
Fuck it.
We're all gonna die.
Send all ours.
I hate everybody anyway.
Kill everybody.
Yeah.
The only thing...
And I don't even know why people are listening to you.
Why the hell are you on CNN with Wolf Blitzer?
Why are you in Ukraine like you running shit?
He wearing a suit and shit.
You're like nobody.
Why the hell are you even there?
Yeah.
That shit is crazy.
He liked the Bill Gates of the war.
You know, like Bill Gates was like, yeah, fuck it.
Head of the vaccine or whatever.
He's like the Bill Gates of the war.
Walking around with hands in his blackest, you have a nice black and white suit on.
Like you somebody.
Bitch you ain't nobody.
Yeah, man.
This is crazy, man.
He's all...
He wants war.
He wants war.
If you really want to save lives, diplomacy.
Like, man, we're starting to sound like broken records.
Well, Zelensky, he said today, right?
He was saying if they lose this war, if they lose this war, he said Russia's going to attack the Baltic states and going to attack the NATO states.
No, he's not.
And then USA is going to have to get involved.
And they're going to send U.S. soldiers over to Ukraine and they're going to be.
I'm not sending my kids over there.
Besides, my son smokes too much weed.
So pretty much he's out here fearmongering today trying to get more assistance.
Yeah.
This is stupid.
Well, this is how, this should be a testament to everybody.
Your leaders that you appoint in office, they're so very important.
They could start a war war.
They could bring a war.
I remember when Trump was in office, when he dropped a damn scud missile and then wouldn't slow down.
When that damn camel salesman shit down at, what was it?
Who's named Salami?
Yeah, Salami.
Salamani.
We just call him Salami.
Oh, it's Salamani.
Everybody, what was the left woke people on Twitter?
Oh, he's going to start a war.
Y'all dead silent on this shit.
Living In A Total Clown World00:01:20
They actually got nuclear weapons.
Y'all dead silent.
Yeah.
And y'all, I've seen this video of Zelensky today.
Here's the video.
This dude did before he became the...
Yeah, he's a clown.
Yeah, he came out.
He's always been a clown.
I seen him in high heels dancing, strutting.
Yeah.
Then they would see him on this game show right now.
I was like, man, this dude's a clown.
This dude is the leader of Ukraine.
We sending billions of dollars to these people.
Shit, living in a total clown world.
We over here.
Fuck it.
I'm not going to even spend no much energy on this.
I don't think people really realize how close to being World War II this is this could lead to.
Yeah.
I know we joking about it about the nukes and shit, but that's how it starts.
If somebody knew, I mean, y'all said when it comes to a nuclear war, Keith, you don't beat them to the punch.
Oh, we already sent out there, so they can't send out there.
It's where he blew them up.
It doesn't work like that.
They got like computers, machines, high-tech now.
As soon as that missile's launched, they already know.
They already know.
It's not like you're trying to beat them to the punch.
No.
Once it's gone, fuck it, send ours over there.
Turn everybody into a damn parking lot with some damn monuments crashed and burned and like damn this show.