Hodgetwins - SERIOUSLY. Sean Penn can't be this stupid.
Aired: 2023-03-03
Duration: 07:50


=== Oh, He's Going To Start A War (06:30) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  All right, so Sean Penn, evidently, CNN has made this dude a damn war correspondent.
[00:00:09]  Yeah, a damn admiral.
[00:00:11]  He's a damn colonel.
[00:00:12]  He's a damn war expert.
[00:00:13]  Damn general.
[00:00:14]  Oh, he's a war expert for CNN.
[00:00:16]  He's a war expert?
[00:00:18]  Evidently.
[00:00:18]  Well, he was in that movie Casualties of War, so he knows a lot about war.
[00:00:24]  Look what he had to say.
[00:00:26]  I'd like to say is, you know, having just returned from Ukraine about 10 days ago or so, that the impact of President Biden's trip was extraordinary.
[00:00:38]  I mean, that's extremely encouraging.
[00:00:43]  I think that one of the things that's concerned me, and I think that there's no question but that they need more ammunition, more long-range precision weapons, and yes, fighter jets.
[00:01:01]  And the issue really is that, you know, right now they're dying.
[00:01:06]  Every day they're dying.
[00:01:07]  So what we are waiting for seems to still be attached to this, I would argue, overcautious concern related to nuclear weapons.
[00:01:19]  Because for one thing, if we're going to live in a world where a bully with nuclear weapons runs the show, you know, there was a former intelligence officer I'd spoken to in Ukraine at one point.
[00:01:38]  He said, you know, he doesn't want to live in that world and Ukraine won't.
[00:01:43]  And so I just think we have to make a clear decision to start saving lives, saving infrastructure.
[00:01:50]  And what that means is supplying the Ukrainians.
[00:01:53]  They have no interest in having Americans or others in the fight.
[00:01:56]  They're ready to take the fight themselves.
[00:01:58]  And their ability to transition on these platforms, be it the F-16s or when it comes to the Patriot, is not...
[00:02:07]  I don't think there's been an honest conversation about how quickly they can transition.
[00:02:12]  I think there's a lot in the air about how long it takes, maintenance, fueling, all of that.
[00:02:18]  But there are a lot of many ways in which that can happen.
[00:02:21]  I've had enough.
[00:02:24]  That dude, listen to that dude.
[00:02:25]  It sounds like he's talking.
[00:02:27]  It sounds like he's shaking and you just like...
[00:02:30]  Sound like you're on a damn treadmill or something.
[00:02:31]  Yeah, it sounds like you're Kremlin on the inside or something and you're trying to talk while you're trembling.
[00:02:37]  It's like, it gave me anxiety listening to you talk.
[00:02:41]  And Wolf Blitz is always, he's just like a.
[00:02:46]  Like a blitzer, man.
[00:02:47]  Wolf Blitz, man.
[00:02:48]  He's stoic as ever.
[00:02:50]  Yeah, dude, like a damn night owl just looking at you.
[00:02:52]  Yeah, you acting like F-16s is like a damn tricycle, like everybody know how to ride them.
[00:02:57]  You know the expertise, the professionalism, the skill of the acumen.
[00:03:02]  The acumen you got to have to fly a fighter jet.
[00:03:06]  If you don't know what you're doing, you'll get that fighter jet take off and you'll crash right into your own people.
[00:03:11]  Hey, but I want to say this.
[00:03:12]  He brought up about nuclear war.
[00:03:14]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  And we shouldn't be...
[00:03:16]  What do you say?
[00:03:17]  We shouldn't be really leery just because he's a bully with nuclear weapons, we shouldn't be too.
[00:03:21]  Makes sense.
[00:03:21]  It's stupid to pick a fight with somebody with nuclear weapons.
[00:03:24]  But not according to Sean Penn.
[00:03:26]  He said we shouldn't be scared.
[00:03:29]  Well, it's Sean Penn's and it's not.
[00:03:31]  There's a reason, hey, Sean, there's a reason why American soldiers are not being sent over there.
[00:03:35]  Because if we send American soldiers over there to die for Ukraine, and then we start whooping some ass.
[00:03:42]  Yeah.
[00:03:42]  Do you think Putin's just going to give up?
[00:03:44]  Yeah, didn't y'all call this dude a psycho-murderous killer?
[00:03:47]  Yeah.
[00:03:49]  What do psychos do during the war they're losing?
[00:03:52]  They're going to nuke your ass.
[00:03:54]  Mr. President, Mr. President, Putin just, he sent off a couple nukes.
[00:03:58]  What do we do, Mr. President?
[00:03:59]  Fuck it, send ours.
[00:04:07]  What do you think Canada's gonna do?
[00:04:09]  Oh, shit.
[00:04:10]  Putin just fired missiles.
[00:04:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:13]  Biden just sent his.
[00:04:15]  What do we do?
[00:04:16]  Fuck it.
[00:04:17]  Send them all.
[00:04:18]  Did he have any?
[00:04:20]  Well, I know they ain't got guns.
[00:04:21]  They gotta have nuclear ones.
[00:04:22]  I don't think they got nuclear wars.
[00:04:23]  They ain't got guns, man.
[00:04:26]  Hey, China Blake, what?
[00:04:27]  They nuking each other.
[00:04:28]  Fuck it.
[00:04:29]  We're all gonna die.
[00:04:29]  Send all ours.
[00:04:31]  I hate everybody anyway.
[00:04:32]  Kill everybody.
[00:04:35]  Yeah.
[00:04:35]  The only thing...
[00:04:37]  And I don't even know why people are listening to you.
[00:04:38]  Why the hell are you on CNN with Wolf Blitzer?
[00:04:42]  Why are you in Ukraine like you running shit?
[00:04:45]  He wearing a suit and shit.
[00:04:48]  You're like nobody.
[00:04:49]  Why the hell are you even there?
[00:04:52]  Yeah.
[00:04:53]  That shit is crazy.
[00:04:55]  He liked the Bill Gates of the war.
[00:04:57]  You know, like Bill Gates was like, yeah, fuck it.
[00:05:02]  Head of the vaccine or whatever.
[00:05:04]  He's like the Bill Gates of the war.
[00:05:06]  Walking around with hands in his blackest, you have a nice black and white suit on.
[00:05:10]  Like you somebody.
[00:05:12]  Bitch you ain't nobody.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, man.
[00:05:15]  This is crazy, man.
[00:05:16]  He's all...
[00:05:17]  He wants war.
[00:05:18]  He wants war.
[00:05:19]  If you really want to save lives, diplomacy.
[00:05:23]  Like, man, we're starting to sound like broken records.
[00:05:25]  Well, Zelensky, he said today, right?
[00:05:29]  He was saying if they lose this war, if they lose this war, he said Russia's going to attack the Baltic states and going to attack the NATO states.
[00:05:39]  No, he's not.
[00:05:39]  And then USA is going to have to get involved.
[00:05:43]  And they're going to send U.S. soldiers over to Ukraine and they're going to be.
[00:05:46]  I'm not sending my kids over there.
[00:05:48]  Besides, my son smokes too much weed.
[00:05:50]  So pretty much he's out here fearmongering today trying to get more assistance.
[00:05:54]  Yeah.
[00:05:56]  This is stupid.
[00:05:58]  Well, this is how, this should be a testament to everybody.
[00:06:02]  Your leaders that you appoint in office, they're so very important.
[00:06:05]  They could start a war war.
[00:06:07]  They could bring a war.
[00:06:08]  I remember when Trump was in office, when he dropped a damn scud missile and then wouldn't slow down.
[00:06:13]  When that damn camel salesman shit down at, what was it?
[00:06:16]  Who's named Salami?
[00:06:18]  Yeah, Salami.
[00:06:21]  Salamani.
[00:06:22]  We just call him Salami.
[00:06:23]  Oh, it's Salamani.
[00:06:24]  Everybody, what was the left woke people on Twitter?
[00:06:27]  Oh, he's going to start a war.
[00:06:29]  Y'all dead silent on this shit.

=== Living In A Total Clown World (01:20) ===

[00:06:30]  They actually got nuclear weapons.
[00:06:32]  Y'all dead silent.
[00:06:33]  Yeah.
[00:06:34]  And y'all, I've seen this video of Zelensky today.
[00:06:37]  Here's the video.
[00:06:38]  This dude did before he became the...
[00:06:39]  Yeah, he's a clown.
[00:06:41]  Yeah, he came out.
[00:06:41]  He's always been a clown.
[00:06:43]  I seen him in high heels dancing, strutting.
[00:06:46]  Yeah.
[00:06:46]  Then they would see him on this game show right now.
[00:06:48]  I was like, man, this dude's a clown.
[00:06:49]  This dude is the leader of Ukraine.
[00:06:51]  We sending billions of dollars to these people.
[00:06:54]  Shit, living in a total clown world.
[00:06:57]  We over here.
[00:06:59]  Fuck it.
[00:07:00]  I'm not going to even spend no much energy on this.
[00:07:02]  I don't think people really realize how close to being World War II this is this could lead to.
[00:07:08]  Yeah.
[00:07:09]  I know we joking about it about the nukes and shit, but that's how it starts.
[00:07:13]  If somebody knew, I mean, y'all said when it comes to a nuclear war, Keith, you don't beat them to the punch.
[00:07:19]  Oh, we already sent out there, so they can't send out there.
[00:07:21]  It's where he blew them up.
[00:07:23]  It doesn't work like that.
[00:07:25]  They got like computers, machines, high-tech now.
[00:07:29]  As soon as that missile's launched, they already know.
[00:07:32]  They already know.
[00:07:35]  It's not like you're trying to beat them to the punch.
[00:07:37]  No.
[00:07:38]  Once it's gone, fuck it, send ours over there.
[00:07:41]  Turn everybody into a damn parking lot with some damn monuments crashed and burned and like damn this show.