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March 2, 2023 - Hodgetwins
04:21
Joe Biden is great for comedians.
# werewolves vampires presidential conduct donald trump freedom of speech georgia senate herschel walker joe biden media bias media silence pearl nelson political rhetoric

Joe Biden is great for comedians, as the episode contrasts his protected speech with Donald Trump's lack thereof while recounting an explicit story about nurse Pearl Nelson. The speaker details her physical appearance and specific sexual acts performed on him, using this anecdote to critique media silence regarding Biden's controversial remarks compared to Republican figures like Herschel Walker. Ultimately, the discussion highlights the double standards in how political narratives are constructed and reported. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: nvidia/parakeet-tdt-0.6b-v2, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
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Crazy Things Said in Public 00:04:21
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Biden just fell up the steps again, but we don't want to talk about that.
We want to talk about him saying some.
That man has said some crazy things that shouldn't be said out in public.
Well, he can say he's got freedom of speech.
He's the president of the United States.
But he's the president of the United States.
He's got freedom of speech.
No, man, they don't say that with Trump, man.
What Trump says, you fired him, sons of bitches.
They take everything out of context.
Trump don't have freedom of speech.
Why should Biden have freedom of speech?
Yeah, I mean, this just...
Well, Trump had a good reason.
He was criticizing people, you know, for protesting during National Anthem.
I mean, he had a right to say it, you know, like they had a right to kneel.
He has a right to say it.
But what I'm trying to point out is Joe Biden, the things he says, it's just, it's not right.
Check it out.
And also, no, she'd come in and do things that I don't think you learned in medical school, nursing school.
She'd whisper in my ear.
I couldn't understand him.
She'd whisper and she'd lean down.
He'd actually breathe on me to make sure that there was a connection, a human connection.
She went home and brought back her pillow.
What in the like when he's talking, it's like, I can't understand a damn word he's saying.
Well, I understand what he's saying, but where is he going with this?
I'm thinking he's going to say something like, yeah, then she pulled it out, and then she just sucked me off.
It was the best nurse I've ever had.
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, you got a hand job, foot job.
You at least got a titty job, something.
She was a hot nurse.
I was waiting for you to do all that, and she was smoking hot, boy.
She was a redhead.
Fire crotch.
Yeah, she's six foot one, tall.
Amazon, white ginger, beautiful as an angel.
Yeah, white long legs.
Yeah.
Nice red lipstick.
Eyes blue as the ocean.
And she sucked me off.
She leaned down and whispered in my ear and grabbed my cock in her hand.
Hey, let me read what he said.
This is what he said.
I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson.
Pearl Nelson.
She sounded like a black woman.
Pearl?
Pearl Nelson.
Right?
Pearl Nelson.
I had a nurse named Pearl Nelson.
She'd come in and do things I don't think you learned in nursing school.
Oh, man, I'm getting turned on over here.
Yeah, she'd whisper in my ear.
Oh, man.
Sound like a romance novel, right?
Yeah, I'm getting hot over here.
Yeah, I couldn't understand, but then she'd whisper and she'd lean down and actually breathe on me to make sure there was a human connection.
I love when bitches breathe in my ear too.
Sends chills up my spine.
Makes me harder than a baseball bat.
Why did he cut the video?
Well, that's something.
I don't know.
It looks like it was just getting started.
I wanted to see the conclusion.
Joe Biden, you are a living, breathing, walking, talking meme.
Hey, you know what?
Wait a minute.
You know when Herschel Walker was running for Senate down here in Georgia?
You know when he was goofing off and just talking about werewolves.
Werewolves and vampires and shit?
Y'all remember all that where they were just taking things and just, man, what the hell is he talking about?
Yeah.
You know?
And then they won't do anything when Biden does it.
He does it like every other day, man.
Yeah.
It's like, it's funny, man, that they do this to Republicans when we goof around and joking.
But then when Biden does it, silence.
Crickets.
They don't hear anything.
It's perfectly fine.
Yeah.
Perfectly fine.
Read that part again, man.
I was getting turned on.
Read it one more time.
Read it again?
Yeah.
This time, read it slower.
Yeah.
Get sexy with it.
Yeah.
I had a nurse.
Yeah.
Named Pearl Nelson.
Yeah.
She was a black woman.
I like black women.
She'd come in and do things.
Yeah.
I don't think you learned in nursing school.
Oh man, I'm getting turned on.
She'd whisper in my ear.
Oh man, I got some pre-com going.
I couldn't understand.
Oh, nuts is getting tight.
But she'd whisper and she'd lean down.
Oh man, I can't hold it.
And actually breathe on me to make sure there was a human connection.
Oh, Betneko!
That was a damn good show.
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