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March 3, 2023 - Hodgetwins
02:58
A Pizza Delivery Gone Terribly Wrong.

Hodgetwins recount a pizza delivery incident where an elderly Black driver, described as resembling the "Grim Reaper," was robbed by two men while searching his car. The speaker alleges the driver demanded money due to racism and uses racial slurs to describe both the victim and the perpetrators, linking the crime to neighborhood dynamics in the West End. Ultimately, this anecdote highlights the speaker's frustration with systemic issues affecting vulnerable workers, concluding with a call for audience engagement through subscriptions and shares. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Racist Pizza Robbery 00:01:26
I gotta get the money first.
I know.
I'm not doing this.
I gotta get the money first.
Open the pizza.
Two cat pizzas.
Y'all know why he asked him for the money, right?
Because he's racist.
Did you see the other two niggas robbing his car?
He right there getting ready to take his pizza.
It's two more niggas in the back going through his car.
Did you see that?
Yeah, getting some more pizza.
Pulling up again.
Honggrass nigga.
Pull it up again.
I got to get the money through his car.
You know, if there's a white man.
Oh, oh, here you go, sir.
That'd be $25.
You know what's crazy?
This dude's walking up to you looking like the damn Grim Reaper.
You can't see his face or nothing.
I think he had a mask on, too.
No, he's just black.
Yeah.
Like a damn black Eskimo.
Like the damn pizza man is that.
What is in the short sleeve?
You know you about to get robbed, right?
Yeah, he wearing short sleeve.
It feels great outside.
You got a nigga come up to you in a damn Eskimo jacket.
That's how you know you're about to get robbed.
But you know what?
Them, those black guys, I think they're black.
I'm assuming they're black.
They run like niggas.
The Black Eskimo Mask 00:01:28
Yeah.
I can tell them some niggas everybody is running.
You know, there's probably that house was abandoned or the owner of that home is not even there.
Yeah.
I learned that back in high school with all my black friends, you know.
They said, hey, we're going to order this pizza.
See the house?
Ain't don't nobody live there.
We're going to order this pizza.
When he come out, I want you to come out and say, hey, how's it going?
Then I want you to take this baseball bat and I want you to.
I said, man, I can't do this.
I said, no, I think I'll just get some more white friends.
What's wrong with you, niggas?
It was a black side of town where we lived at.
It was called the West End.
Man.
They wouldn't even deliver pizza on that side of town.
You know why?
Why?
It wasn't profitable.
Either the check was bad or they was going to get robbed.
Or you have some sorry ass dude coming your door.
Hey, man, giving you a bunch of pennies.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Just take it.
Yeah, man.
You know, this is, man, this life is so unfair, man.
Yeah, it is, man.
That dude was old, man.
Yeah.
Well, the way he walked, he was old.
His knees looked pretty bad, man.
He should be retired, man.
You know, he should be sitting back, living out his golden years, you know, looking at Fox News, having a good time, you know?
Instead, this dude's out here delivering pizzas, getting robbed by niggas.
It was a damn good show.
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Don't forget to subscribe, like, and share the video.
Yeah.
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