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March 1, 2025 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S6E85 - BE A GUY

After making fun of Don Lemon and Al Sharpton, Jesus takes the wheel and tells us to worry about the kids, have kids, be a man, support the Proud Boys, recognize the competence crisis, and have fun!

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
He missed my birthday party, cause he was ill in bed.
But then he told me he would take me to the game instead.
And I for one believe him, mum said he's talking shite.
She said if I was old enough to bevy, then he might.
No, he's not coming over.
No, she's not surprised.
No, he's always hung over.
He's uncle that guy.
No, he's not coming over.
No, he's telling lies.
No, he's always hung over.
My uncle. - Yeah.
Fucking absolutely brilliant man, the Popo Cops.
And I'm thrilled when I hear that, because I go, that's for Scotland, by the way there, big man.
That's for Glasgow and all.
And then I look them up.
They're for fucking Brisbane or Melbourne or some shit in Australia again.
They're as Scottish as ACDC. What the fuck, guys?
Look, I'm 54 years old, I believe.
Maybe 55. I literally had to look it up online.
Can we generate some bands, please?
Why?
We did a whole Australia Day special.
I thought I'd get rid of all the Australia bands.
We did, what, 50?
And then I hear a Scottish accent and it's fucking Australia.
This is like when I was the judge for the Air Guitar Championships and every single winner was Asian.
And I said, these nips bombed Pearl Harbor.
Can we stop giving them every Air Guitar Championship?
And I was fired promptly for the use of the word The N-word.
And then the owners who ran the Air Guitar Championships, which is a brilliant idea.
So easy.
And everyone wants to go and check it out.
Really funny, dumb idea.
My goal actually is to teach Air Guitar at School of Rock.
But the Asian American Society was really angry about that.
And the promoter said, hey man, they keep asking for your number and your email.
Can I give it to them?
And they go, no.
No, you cannot give the mob my number.
Speaking of the mob, we had a great week of cancellations.
We had Leonardo Joni on, on Monday, talking about her multifaceted cancellation.
She said that the halftime show was the anification of America, which is a very rude thing to say, but it's kind of true.
And it's very culturally specific.
It doesn't mean blackification.
She also had Nazis show up at one of her shows, allegedly, which she can't control, and they seem to show up days later, but that's used against her, so she's got two things canceling her.
And then on Tuesday, we had Lily Gaddis, who was accused of being anti-Semitic at CPAC, and she explains her side of the story, where she was accosted by 12 Jewish gentlemen who kept antagonizing her until she snapped and said, Heil Hitler, motherfucker, and turned around.
Very rude.
In both cases, very rude, but we see both sides.
And then Joe Biggs was yesterday.
We made that free on the site.
He doesn't really go under canceled, but he's an interesting example of someone where you go, all right, the J6s are free.
That's solved.
Well, no, he doesn't have his VA benefits, and he's still, he's not pardoned.
He's just had his sentence commuted.
And then today we're also separately going to talk to Michael Graves, the ex-singer of the Misfits, who's had a bunch of his shows canceled.
And the common thread with all of this is the people all have a point.
Like, Michael Graves did nothing wrong, ever.
He supported the Proud Boys, a multi-racial men's club that is not a Nazi group.
But even if he did, and even if everything that Lily Gaddis and Leonardo Gioni did was evil and horrible, this is America.
The KKK are allowed to march here.
They deserve...
I know you don't like them.
I don't like them either.
But free speech is not Beatles versus Rolling Stones.
Free speech is denying the Holocaust.
Free speech is saying kids are sexy.
I want to kill the person who says that.
But you're allowed to say that.
And the best way to fight someone who says that...
Well, obviously, I'm very biased and I want to just go and beat them up.
It's to point out why their ideas are evil.
It's ugly.
That's the thing about free speech.
It's hideous.
It's not pretty.
And when you live in a matriarchy, girls don't like things that aren't pretty.
They're designed to like pretty things.
And we like that about them.
But we'll handle the ugly shit.
We'll drain the sewers.
We'll fix the...
We'll fix the roads.
We'll do the gross stuff.
You don't dirty your hands with it.
If there's a leak in the basement and the sewer's backed up, we'll get in there with the shovel and pick up the human feces.
But don't get involved because you don't want it to be gross.
Today's a free episode sponsored by Nita Fashions.
I'm wearing Nita Fashions head to toe.
Uh-oh.
The screen went black.
The screen went black out here?
On my monitor.
This is one of my favorite suits.
And the reason I wore this suit for the Nina Fashions episode, you can pull them up in the background there, Jamie, is I got cowboy boots in Austin after I did Roseanne's podcast, right?
They called to me.
I didn't even want these.
I wanted the super expensive ones that have embroidery on the side.
And then I came back and I put on my suit and the pants were too tight.
Because I'm a skinny, I'm a tight pants wearing ass nigga.
As Ninja Sonic would say.
And the beauty of Nita Fashions is they have your blueprint.
They have your dimensions.
So I contact them and I go, hey, I got some boots.
My jeans are too skinny for these.
And they go, no problem.
And I send the number of the suit.
It's suit number three.
Actually, I'll tell you the number right now.
Actually, I can't read it.
It's too close to my face.
I send them the suit, and they go, yeah, we know those.
Okay, so then they send me a bootcut pant for this suit.
And now I have this suit.
And the great thing about cowboy boots, by the way, is you know how women dress, walk more feminine in high heels?
Men walk more masculine in cowboy boots.
Cowboy boots.
So they sent me a bootcut version of these.
You're living like Prince.
A Prince and Prince the Performer.
You just have a team of tailors trying to improve your life.
And this collar I got, it's a button-down collar where the buttons are hidden.
So you get the best of the normal collar and then you get the button-down aspect where it never goes on top of your blazer.
These are stuck down there.
I got a logo I do now where it says GM and then there's a skull and crossbones.
I always thought the best thing about dying will be my kids can have all my suits and they'll be like, this was my dad's suit.
He wore it every day.
My kid is 6'2 now.
He doesn't like my suits.
So live for the now.
I also write in all the books I read and I think, oh, the kids are going to see these notes.
My kids don't really read.
They're never going to see those notes.
Live for now.
Anyway, they're on tour right now.
What's the date today?
February 28th.
So starting in March, they're gonna be in Chicago.
You know what I think I'm gonna do?
I think I'm gonna go to all of these.
We'll do meet and greets, right?
Charge a nominal fee, free whiskey, and then you get a free ticket to all our shows, which ends up being a good deal because our shows are fucking expensive.
And you were explaining last night why it's so expensive, right?
Okay, so I was saying to Josh, I'm like, our comedy shows...
Okay, well, let's finish this first part.
So I might go to D.C. That's in March 17th.
And then New York, obviously.
Boston is easy.
New Jersey is easy.
I'm not going to go to Miami and all that.
But all of those other...
Northeast things are four hours from me, so I might check them out.
I'd say 88% chance.
We'll keep you updated on that.
88%?
Yeah.
It went up from 14% recently.
As far as the tickets go, yeah, I know, they're $85, but that's all included.
So I'm sending Josh, like other shows, like here's fucking Ryan Long and Anthony Jeselnik and four others, and it's $35.
And he goes, yes, it's a two-ticket minimum.
So now you're up to 70, and those comedians are going on for 15 minutes each.
We're going on for an hour each, so it's a whole night.
Okay, I guess I get it.
When I go to Los Angeles, so those shows, pull those up, Jamie.
That's April 19th, and then April...
30th, Boca Raton.
April 30th is Florida, Boca Raton, and then April 19th is The End.
The end has become quite a hot comedy club.
When we played there a few years ago, it was just like a music venue in a strip mall.
But now Leonardo Joni is there, Josh Denny did his special there, and it's become kind of the hot L.A. club, the politically incorrect club where you can't get canceled.
But I want to do podcasts and other shit while I'm in L.A. and when I'm in Florida.
Help me out here, 20, or no, 40,000 people now, because we emerged with Anthony.
We got all his subs.
I saw Bubba the Love Sponge saying, we bought Compound Media, and now Anthony works for me.
Why would Anthony work here if I already paid him millions of dollars for Compound Media?
I did not buy him.
We merged.
He gets half the profits.
He gets the same salary I get.
We doubled our income.
No, we doubled our subs.
I still get the same income, actually.
But there was an Asian dude.
Who's based, but not super-based.
He's mainstream.
He's very young.
Think Arthur Kwon Lee kind of a guy, but less right-wing.
And he has a very popular podcast, like Matan Levels.
And he asked me to be on his podcast, and he said, do you have plans to be in L.A.? And I said, no, and just ignored him.
I'm not flying down for a podcast.
But now I do want to go.
And I looked up podcast, in town, L.A., in my emails and texts.
I can't find him.
Can you help me out?
I looked up Asian podcasts.
That's like finding a fucking rice ball in a haystack.
So, do you know who I'm thinking of?
I don't, personally.
Don't think of him as like an Elijah Schaefer type of guy.
He's more like a Lex Friedman sort of guy politically, but he's not created by Mossad.
So we're going to get to the God Wheel today.
We did our sponsor, free show.
I'm not sure when we're going to go behind the paywall.
We're behind a paywall every day for folks who are not subscribed to Compound Censored.
Anthony Cooney and I do a show every day.
His shows are as good as they've always been, which is fantastic.
I listen to them every day.
And here's something I meant to mention.
Because I listen to Anthony's show every day, I'm not going to overlap his content.
So if he totally covers that woman who flipped the plane in Toronto, I'm not covering it.
That way, you know, that's what an editor does.
He makes sure stories don't repeat.
But Monday is casual Mondays.
We just look at hot chicks and new comedians and stuff.
It's totally light and silly.
I don't even wear a suit.
Tuesday is fucking serious.
We do deep dives on subjects like who the fuck is Michael Fanone?
Where did the weather underground come from?
How are they relevant today?
Wednesday, Ant and I sit and just shoot the shit.
Thursday is the Cops and Robbers show, which was botched brutally last night.
Sean was incapable of taking calls.
I thought it was a great show, though.
It was, yeah.
The calls worked eventually, but I botched more than...
Don't get me wrong.
I botched more than just the calls.
I botched the entire thing.
Tune into that.
It was a catastrophe.
It was.
Absolute catastrophe.
I cried all last night when you left.
But I'm a crier.
That's what I do.
That doesn't help.
All the tears in the world don't...
Fix the computers.
I know.
So don't cry.
Practice.
Well, I can't help it, Gavin.
You know what?
I want you to move not to the town you want to check out today.
I want you to move to the other town.
I know, yeah.
Because I want you to have friends.
Well, that's a tough ask for the other people.
Well, you're attractive.
That's all you need to be is attractive.
Okay.
And you're out in the...
I want you near me in the suburbs.
Okay.
You got to understand, if you're a young man in your 30s and you're not married and you don't live in the city, you're a loser.
So, the guys in the suburbs are like your kind of guys.
They're not going to say...
Like, if you were trying to make friends in the East Village, you might have some trouble because there are ambitious people over there.
Yeah.
So, should I not look at this place in the other town?
Go ahead.
But, like, you want...
At your age, you want a tiny apartment.
Yeah.
Like, a studio.
A tiny home.
Just a place to fuck a chick.
Yep.
You don't want like a living room or whatever.
It's location, location, location.
I might even encourage you to move to the East Village.
But you want a place to walk around in.
Now the area I'm talking about, you can go to like, there's three bars near there.
And they have 30-somethings in them.
Great.
You want to have a regular spot.
And I'm not encouraging you to be an alcoholic.
Have like two Guinnesses.
Right?
After work.
The place you're talking about is near...
It's just north of the Bronx.
It's for working class families, which is mostly immigrants these days.
So you're going to be around a lot of black postmen and Ukrainian fucking laborers and with kids.
And there's nothing but apartment buildings.
And then, well, we can say.
No one's going to track you down.
Pelham.
We're talking about Pelham.
It's a place for young cops who just got married and have a baby.
So there's no bars.
There's a couple of sub shops.
There's a lot of grocery stores.
Interesting.
It's like Country Club.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or Mount Vernon.
Well, Mount Vernon's disgusting.
Or New Rochelle.
It's a shitty working class neighborhood you don't want to be in.
But check it out.
I don't know.
Plus, you want to take girls home.
If there's no bars around there, then you're going to have to be an Uber away.
Girls don't want to Uber back to your house.
I remember when I lived in the East Village, I knew a guy in Staten Island.
He got this much pussy.
So the amount that I get?
Yes.
I lived above Max Fish on Ludlow Street.
My rent was insane.
And my apartment was a box.
My bedroom, if you could call it that, barely fit my bed.
Like, you could not walk around.
My bed touched all sides of the wall.
And then my living room was about the sides of this desk.
And my kitchen was a third of the...
My kitchen wasn't a kitchen.
It was just a hallway to the bathroom and there happened to be a sink.
But I got insane pussy.
Like crazy girls?
Yes, the best.
Because I'd go, you want to go upstairs and do a little toot or smoke a joint?
You can come back down to the bar.
It was like owning a bar.
You didn't keep them up there.
Unless they wanted to.
Unless they'd like to.
That's how I got my wife.
So today, my co-host is not incompetent Sean, but it is the 100% competent God, creator of the universe.
And he never fucks up.
We just listen to him.
So it's like the Ouija board show.
But before we talk to the Lord, I wanted to check in on Don Lamont.
He is now rivaling the Opster in the worst New York-centric vidcast.
So Don Lamont's idea for a joke, I don't know why he's pursuing comedy.
He's best suited to laughing at stupid people who are smarter than him.
He's finding people you look like.
On the subway and then showing you as the subway drives off so that you don't get killed.
So there's some black woman has like a pronounced mouth a little bit.
So he thinks she looks like a donkey from Shrek, I guess.
And he shows her and then laughs his head off at how funny that is.
Help me out here.
Now this is just a picture of him You know what?
You totally blend in with the other black mental patients on the subway.
Homeless lunatics with one dread.
Do you get that?
What was the second one?
Hey, you're looking at Don Lamont.
Does he think he's like Elvis or Trump or something?
Where they're going to go, what the fuck?
New York City, it's got a lot of shitty things about it.
But one of the things I like about New York City is no one gives a fuck about celebrities.
You know, you see who's a famous person, Kim Kardashian, walking down the street, and there might be a few 12-year-old black girls that freak out, but most of us just go, oh, there's that chick with the fat ass that divorced Kanye.
So, Don Lamont, seeing Don Lamont, you might go faggot or something at the most.
That's the most.
I wouldn't even recognize him, and I'm like a news junkie.
Like, if I saw him on the subway, like...
It just looks like some guy.
I don't know.
Some gay black guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I definitely...
I might want to say something rude and film it for the show, for content, so forget me.
But say I worked at a newspaper, I would just go, oh, I think that's a gay dude that got fired from CNN. Anyway, that's insane.
And then my other insane thing I want to get to today is Al Sharpton.
How out of touch?
There's something about boomer African Americans, like the NAACP, that are just so far out of touch.
They haven't evolved.
Like that black church that has the Proud Boy logo.
They've made t-shirts, which should be in my mailbox any second now, that say they own the logo.
The courts gave them the Proud Boys logo.
And so to stick it to the Proud Boys, they made shirts that say, Proud Boys, stay black.
Every Proud Boy I know is bought like 10. They love them.
They want to get married at that church.
They love the church.
They think it's hilarious.
But they assume that they're white supremacists, so this will bother them.
But you've got to check your assumption first.
Before you go making t-shirts based on your hypothesis, make sure you're correct.
Like Joe Biggs.
When he was in prison, they would torture him by saying, we're going to...
Expose you and put fake kiddie porn in your cell because you're a white supremacist.
And don't you hate it that all the COs are black here?
He's like, I figured they would be.
We're in the cell.
Enrique Tarrio is no longer the chairman, apparently, but the organization is run by a black dude.
How are you blowing minds by saying stay black?
Anyway, so the Black Church NAACP. And Al Sharpton is under the impression, we're in it right now, by the way, that he, first of all, he's under the impression that he has power over black America.
But he's going on a sales boycott where black people aren't going to buy anything from 12 p.m., it's 12.20 right now, till midnight.
12 hours, you're going to see what the economy is like.
This reminds me of in Europe when women went on strike and businesses were shocked at how much shit they got done.
So don't make any purchases.
This is the first step to counter the DEI cuts, the D-I-E cuts.
So who's participating?
I thought it was just black people.
I think it's like all the left, really, or like the very activist.
Everyone.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, but...
Normal people...
Ukrainians are not asking Al Sharpton what to do.
Not even gays.
Like, gays don't even know who he is.
So his audience is like a few old boomer liberals and mostly like middle-class black Americans, I'd say.
Over 50, though.
So, by the way, the thing about over 50s is we're not known for our purchasing power.
Like, I got this suit from Nita Fashions.
I've been wearing it for seven years.
I don't even know where I got half my shit.
I have no idea where I got this tie from.
Apparently I got it from the tie bar.
Do not use credit cards if necessary only by essentials of absolute necessary...
Wait.
He's got a typo.
I can't read it.
Only buy essentials of, oh I see, that's not a typo, of absolutely necessary items such as food, medicine, emergency supplies.
Couldn't you have bought that yesterday?
Couldn't you buy your gauze and your fucking band-aids yesterday?
If you must spend, only support small local businesses.
Way too many parameters, dude.
Corporations and banks only care about their bottom line.
Disrupting the economy from one day sends a powerful message.
You're not disrupting the economy, Al.
I'll bet my economy.
I'll bet my life savings.
This is an irrelevant blip.
Please share with all of your contacts.
Economic blackout begins today.
Wait, it's 24 hours.
Oh, I'm sorry.
So it goes from noon today till noon tomorrow.
What a retard.
This is exactly the same as the Don Lamont subway thing.
It is just a wildly irrelevant gesture that will have 0.000 impact on anything.
I'll bet you $100 you wouldn't have heard of it if I hadn't showed you that right now.
Have you heard of this?
I have.
I've seen it around.
Really?
Yeah, I have.
Where?
Let's see.
Where have I seen it around?
Just like Twitter and stuff.
I've interacted with a couple of like...
Left-wing Twitter accounts to be gay, and now everything on Twitter that I see is left-wing.
So I've seen people do this and say, don't buy anything today.
But this has happened many times before where they say, don't buy gas on this day and stuff, and it never does anything.
It's just like an empty jerk-off gesture.
When I was a tree planter in northern Ontario in 1991, I was the foreman of my crew, and there was a guy who ran the local stand.
We were way the fuck up, like 20 hours north of here.
And it was called, what was the name of the town?
Roya-Norenda, but that's in Quebec, but it was up there.
Look at northern Ontario, if you will, briefly, show us a map.
As far, literally as far north as you can go.
And then we would drive two more hours to our site every day.
Not every day, an hour.
His name was Barry something.
And he was a complete dick to all of us.
And meanwhile, we're giving his store tons of money.
There's like 50 of us.
And there's usually just loggers up there.
So I had a...
Okay, zoom in there.
I'm going to need some towns.
Kappas Casing.
North of there.
Sometimes we would do Kappas Casing.
What was it now?
Go along that road, though, that Kappa's casings on.
Palmquist, Manitow.
Manitowana?
Anyway, it was up like Manitowana, whatever that is up there.
Nothing's wrong, just bugs.
So I go, let's boycott.
So we had meetings, and it was called the, let's say his name was Brown, Berry Brown Hate Club.
And I made logos for it and stuff, and we would have meetings and we'd talk about it.
And then the locals, I just remember this, locals would come to our campsite to attend the meetings.
And they would tell stories about what a dick he is and what he'd done to them.
So I go, okay, for our final meeting, we were done our season.
Let's go to the store and we will walk in and not order anything.
And we'll all look at stuff and that will really piss them off.
Then we'll get back on the school bus and go back.
So we do that and I look over at some Franco-Canadian, always the Quebecers that wreck everything.
He's got an ice cream cone.
I go, Richard, what the fuck are you doing?
And he goes, what?
I go, the whole reason we're here is to freak him out with our boycott.
And he goes, I was hungry.
I was hungry.
This is what Al Sharpton is about to experience on his retarded 24-hour boycott of what?
The economy?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
You're boycotting the economy?
His brain is a walnut.
You've seen him read the teleprompters.
Yeah.
Chris Plant always laughs that he calls Goebbels, Gerbels.
Anyway, I had to get that out before we started the show.
No disrespect to the Lord in heaven above.
He will be deciding what we talk about from now on.
Friday is God Day.
It's the day of the God Wheel.
So why don't you play the intro and I will grab the God Wheel.
All right.
Ready.
Why are you...
That's the gay wheel.
Okay.
That's not helping.
Sean's first week on the job.
Things are going to be wildly imperfect at best.
My tie's looking perfect, though.
So did you not know we were going to be doing the God Wheel?
I did.
I got it right here.
Okay.
The God Wheel.
Okay, that was terrible.
We could see the backgrounds and everything.
I'm going to spin it both ways today.
Some people pointed out that if you only do one way, then it airs on the side of the rebound.
Oh, good.
That was a good use of the guitar, Sean.
Yesterday, last night, I should say, Tim Dickman pointed out, he said, I have to uplift you, too.
Positive reinforcement when you do things that are good.
Interesting.
War on kids.
Wow.
Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention the newspaper today.
Gene Hackman died.
Who gives a fuck?
It's a weird death, though.
No, it's not weird.
He fell in the mudroom.
And died.
That's what happened.
Probably died and then fell.
His Japanese wife has been very loyal for 35 years.
And she did what Japanese people do.
She committed Harry Carey.
She took a bunch of pills and died.
The dog died of starvation.
It was in a kennel.
And then the other dogs just wandered around eating mice until they realized what was going on.
Sorry.
No conspiracy there.
Leave them alone.
Fuck.
So the war on kids.
Let's do the interstitials.
Okay.
Hello, class!
I had a sex change up, Ray.
Who wants to pound my bag?
We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
Regulations to indoctrinate America's school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.
On your feet, soldier!
On your feet!
Why is your screen square?
I don't know why it's cropped like that.
Okay.
I'll fix it.
Or will you?
There's things I don't like talking about.
Racism gets depressing to talk about, you know, black privilege and all that stuff.
War on kids.
I got kids.
I love kids.
I've always been a kid guy.
Even when I was a kid, I loved kids.
So I get depressed and very uncomfortable with this subject, but this is God's way of saying you've got to take the crunchy with the smooth.
You've got to eat your vegetables, and if your job is to inform the public, In an amusing way, you still have to inform the public.
So here we go, guys.
Time to eat your Brussels sprouts.
Major child sex ring.
This was the best way to do it, too.
There was no kids involved in this.
They invented fake kids for sale.
And the disturbing part is we're in a relatively unpopulated state like Arizona, a desert for the most part.
And they found...
202 people.
Interesting.
Not just making out with a 15-year-old, but buying a child.
Could this number be two, please?
Can you just find two disgusting, mentally ill, balding trannies who we can just throw in the garbage, push them off a cliff and forget about it?
202 people?
like you couldn't fit 202 people in this big studio.
Hit it.
Probably should include audio.
Go back to the beginning.
Scottsdale Police make hundreds of arrests in a human trafficking sting.
In this operation, it took place from January 22nd to February 15th.
It resulted in the arrest of 202 people, and they were charged with child sex trafficking, prostitution, and luring a minor, to name a few of those charges.
And the officials say that the operation was decoy-based, so no children were actually involved.
Within those arrests, more than 200 of them, there were 53 felonies and nearly 150 misdemeanors.
Thanks, God.
Also in War on Kids News.
This I like better because this woman is clearly a fucking mental patient and hopefully not indicative of a pattern like that previous link.
This woman had a hidden wall.
She had a daycare.
She had a hidden wall and she had 25 kids there in a basement in the dark living like feral savages.
And the kids, the parents noticed, were very aggressive when they came out.
So just like a living hell.
And I don't know.
How do we know about this?
Did neighbors complain about the screaming?
So she's going to jail for a long ass time.
She kind of looks like my friend's wife.
A judge in Colorado sent his former daycare to six years in prison?
I hope she's in the hole the whole time like Proud Boys.
Proud Boys get 22 years for a riot they were not at.
A woman who tortures dozens of children.
For weeks on end, she gets a bunch of misdemeanors in six years.
Under the sentence, prior to the sentence being announced, she reportedly played a nearly hour-long video with statements from the children's parents saying their kids are traumatized.
Body camera video reportedly showed Faith lying to cops, saying at first she's not taking care of any children.
And then there's scrape marks on the wooden floor leading away from a wall to a small seam.
Oh yeah, so that's how they found the door.
Former faith employee Valerie Fresquez, who testified at the trial that she often cared for seven to nine children alone, but thought the daycare was safe, took a plea deal.
So we don't know how this was discovered.
Good work, Jerry Lamb, journalist at Law and Crime.
But I think the pattern here is, the takeaway is, daycare is wrong, daycare is evil.
Yeah, easy for you to say, rich guy.
You can afford it.
Eh, I'm not buying that.
You work, man.
Right?
You have a home person, right?
To add a woman and a child to that mix, it just costs a little bit more in groceries.
So I don't buy the whole, we can't afford to have the mom stay at home.
Yeah, you can't afford two vehicles and regular holidays and a nice house in the backyard.
But as I keep saying, when I was a kid, we were considered middle class.
My mom stayed home.
We had a small house at 38 Stinson Avenue.
In what is now Ottawa, but was called Bell's Corners, Ontario.
And a modest little home.
My mom, we had one car.
We did not go on vacation.
I didn't have like hockey.
We played road hockey.
I was not a part of any organized sports.
And the groceries were cheap.
My mom made everything from scratch.
My mom would make some of my clothes.
I remember having like a corduroy suit, like a corduroy top and corduroy pants made with prints she got from the library.
So we were fucking poor and we survived.
Daycare is wrong.
And when you work as a woman, you've got your car, you've got your transportation, you've got your car cost, you've got daycare.
You brought yourselves into a new tax bracket.
How much do you really profit?
How much do you add to the household income?
Ten grand a year?
Thanks.
Thanks for showing up.
So I think daycare is wrong.
And as Paul Joseph Watson points out, all of these screaming, shrill millennials demanding attention and being loud, you see them at protests just screaming into one of our buddy's mics.
That's how you act in a daycare, right?
The louder you scream, the more attention you get.
So...
That's why that story is relevant and not just a freak occurrence, though it is also a freak occurrence.
Here's another reason I hate this subject.
Tom Homan, who is a fucking hero, he describes what he's finding at the border and why he's so determined to fix illegal immigration.
Tom Homan's a racist.
Tom Homan's an a**hole.
Say whatever you want.
I don't give a s**t.
Why do I care?
I care because I stood in the back of a tractor trailer of 19 dead aliens that suffocated and baked to death, including a five-year-old little boy that died in his father's arms.
I've talked to little girls as young as nine years old that were rucked multiple times by criminal cartels.
They're animals.
When you look into a little girl's eyes, nine years old, who had adults take everything innocent and pure from her, you look in those eyes and those eyes have no life in them.
Her life will never be the same.
That's what me off.
I'm homeless.
Wow.
Nine years old, folks.
Nine fucking years old.
Wow.
And the lefties are against closing the borders.
How about the fact that I believe it's 89%, maybe 90%.
Of women who cross the border are raped.
It's so common, it's not really called rape.
It's a deal you make with the devil.
And these women will take birth control pills before they go over because they know there's going to be a bunch of coyotes coming in her.
Sorry for the crass language, folks, but that's what's going on.
Where are the feminists?
They're talking about abortion all the time, the right to kill babies.
How about the right not to be raped?
Anyway, that was very unfortunate.
Thanks a lot, God.
But I'm going to spin it again.
If he brings us back to war on kids, that means we have a major problem on our hands.
It kind of ruins our weekend, no offense.
But okay, we will focus on it.
So we've got at least 20 topics here.
Let's hope the next one is kind of fun.
It's a Friday.
I want to party.
Ready?
Yep.
Yeesh.
I feel like a comedian opening up after someone who's dying of breast cancer.
Please don't be warning kids.
Please don't be warning kids.
Excellent.
Thank you.
Oh, good.
And I know the video that's at the top of final videos, and it is a kid trying to say frozen yogurt, which is God's way of saying, sorry, dudes, I had to tell you what's going on in the world, but let's remember how fucking adorable kids are.
I got a letter from a baby monster, actually.
You know what?
I'm just going to read it, just for fun.
I have a file in my email called Babies I Made, and every time someone says, hey, man, I had a kid because of you, I put it in there.
There's hundreds.
Hundreds.
This is from a guy named Saxon.
Should I have another baby?
First of all, thank you.
You're the reason I got my shit together.
I currently have three children at the age of 32. You have three kids at the age of 32?
You had triplets?
And now I guess you're in your 50s?
No, he's 32, sillies.
My question is, should I have one more?
My first concern is the age gap will now be five years between my youngest and the new arrival.
My second concern is that...
The youngest?
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
My second concern is that family members are warning me that when you go over three, you run the risk of not giving enough attention to all the children.
That's horseshit.
The other thing that happens when you break the three barrier is the oldest starts helping take care of the youngest.
And a big age gap is kind of a bummer.
Like, I had two years apart with my first two kids, which is ideal.
They're friends when they're little.
But then the next kid we waited four years for.
And we'd all be talking at the dinner table, and he'd just be like an alien, having no idea what the fuck we're talking about.
We tried to play family trivial pursuit, and the kids were like six and eight.
And then, no, maybe he was four, so the kids were eight and ten.
And the eight and ten-year-olds were getting all the questions right, and he had no idea what the fuck was going on.
And that's when he pushed past his brother and sister and answered one of the questions with, Michael Frog Jackson.
And that is why I have a tattoo on my arm that says Michael Frog Jackson.
It's one of the funniest things in the world.
But that passes.
It's not ideal, having a big age gap, but it's nothing compared to the joy of having more than three kids.
One is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum.
I am not jealous of rich people.
I'm obviously not jealous of famous people.
But people with four or more kids, I feel cowed by them.
Like, it's the equivalent of what most people feel when they see someone who has a private jet.
Like, I just go, eh.
When I see, like, Pete Hegseth swarm, or even Alec Baldwin, he's got, I think, nine kids.
Maybe it's seven?
He's only been married for 12 years to this fake Spanish chick.
Like, that means she's been basically pregnant their entire marriage.
Awesome.
Anyway, let's check in on this kid.
If you have any doubts about having kids, you may want to hear one say frozen yogurt.
Let's play the interstitial first, right?
Okay.
That wasn't AI.
That one's not AI.
No.
Okay, let's hear frozen.
By the way, my kid, like he would call a sloth a slog, or kids call sunscreen sunscreen, and you always look at the older kids whenever he says a word wrong, and you're like, don't fucking correct him or you're dead.
They say bogle instead of burger, and murch instead of merch, and chalk instead of jerk.
Let's hear them say frozen yogurt.
Yogurt.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Lean.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Say frozen yogurt.
Fucking fuck it.
I wonder how Anthony is going to be on WABC not being able to swear.
Here is Tommy's guys, Chris Farley and the other dude on Shark Tank.
Very well done video.
This probably should be in Sprinkles.
But it's not.
Next up are entrepreneurs who believe their product is cooler than the rest.
Our brake pads are made with a non-corrosive poly plate.
Okay, so wait, so wait.
You went so over the top with nonsense, it is everything but a legitimate product.
And for those reasons, I'm out.
What my associate is trying to say is that...
Our new brake pads are really cool.
You're not even going to believe it.
Where is your proof of this?
What study do you have?
Hey, I'll tell you what.
You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
I'm out.
I find your presentation is exhausting and complicated.
No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then, no.
It's got to be your bull.
Wow.
You guys want this or American Gladiators?
Gladiators.
I can't do this anymore, man.
My hat's about to explode.
My whole life sucks.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know where I'm going.
My dad just died.
He just killed Bambi.
I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I want to jerk the wheel.
You know my goddamn bridge in Buntman.
You're a ****.
Get the **** out of here.
F*** you.
Hold me in touch.
Wow.
That was quality.
That's really good.
Here's another great kid one.
Thank you, by the way, God.
I think what God's saying here is like, guys, enjoy yourselves.
Have fun.
You can laugh at cute kids, but remember the kids that aren't being laughed at.
You know.
While you're out there enjoying yourself.
That's a great lesson.
I love, this is two grandparents are visiting their son and seeing their grandson on a fucking motorcycle.
Ripping through the back lawn.
What a life.
Ah, boy!
What would you say that is?
40 miles an hour?
I think that's 40 miles an hour.
I don't...
I mean, I could go...
No, I'm not going down to 30. I'll go down to 37, maybe.
I could go up to 44. It's definitely in the 40 range.
That's awesome.
I love that the dad's just...
Granddad's just laughing like that.
Okay, wait, we may have already shown this one.
Shown?
Showed?
Displayed?
Okay, no.
That's gay and boring and old.
Some camera trick that makes things look like train models?
Yuck.
Nerdy.
This is a French-Canadian swearing.
This is the demographic I was discussing earlier that eats ice cream at a boycott, much to me and Al Sharpton's chagrin.
*bass* That's right!
Well, that's right!
Oh, you're a c*****!
My cousin's got a piece of stuff!
But, tabama!
Well, that's right!
I don't know!
- Oh, y'en a an old. - El Yano. - I haven't lived in Quebec since the late '90s.
I forgot how unbelievably retarded they are.
They are some of the stupidest people.
You know, we sent priests to Quebec.
What is now Quebec in the 1600s to show them the ways of Catholicism.
The Indians just pulled out all their fingernails.
So we just sent bruisers, the most violent soldiers we could find.
They killed them all.
And they started Quebec.
But then they had no one to fuck.
So we just went whores over there.
So it's violent, sadistic morons and whores.
That's their ancestors.
You think Australia has a bad background.
Quebec is just human garbage.
What?
Episode title?
What did I say?
A violent...
Violent.
Okay, thanks for helping out.
You already forgot in one nanosecond.
But the other funny thing about the French, I'm sure I've told you this many times, is their swear words.
So he was saying modit, which is dammit.
He's saying callus, which is the chalice.
He was saying tabarnak, which is the tabernacle.
And he was saying esti, which is the hosti, which is the host.
You could say shit and fuck to a two-year-old.
No one cares.
You could say suck a dick to a baby and no one minds.
You say the tabernacle to a child?
I mean, you're getting arrested.
Here's a fun...
I love people getting scared.
My favorite compilation videos, besides people getting arrested, is people scaring the shit out of people who are very prone to being scared.
Unfortunately, this has ceased to be because it's so old, but it was that...
You've seen it a million times.
It's that app.
Where it makes it look like a spider's crawling on you.
And people see it in the video and they go fucking insane.
Oh, here's a...
I've always said, and this is more...
It's funny that God sent us to this.
I've always said that it's evidence of the Lord when you see incredible art.
And it's not just rich people or people that went to art school that are good at drawing.
The Lord, just like sprinkles with comedy, the Lord just randomly sprinkles artistic talent on random people.
And the proof is, you're in the fucking slums of Africa, some guy has a burnt piece of wood, and he's doing these photorealistic sketches of his mom on a piece of bark.
That's proof.
That's God leaving his calling card, saying, I'm here.
And let's see what this kid does with barbershop shavings to also prove that he's around.
Okay, sweeping up there.
That looks like Southeast Asia or maybe one of those weird Kazakhstan places that's sort of Russian and sort of Asian.
Like, what he's doing right now is just tracing what's in his head.
That is fucking perfect.
Holy shit, that's awesome.
I've tried to draw Sid a few times.
He's not easy to recreate.
Oh, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
Sid was very lucky to have hair like that.
Us curly-haired people spent hours trying to get our hair like Sid's.
Fucking amazing.
Good work, Chinaman.
I saw a great clip of Ricky Gervais talking about the term Chinaman and how uncreative it is.
The guy gets off the boat.
Where are you from?
China.
All right, you're a Chinaman.
And then he goes, what about my wife?
Oh, that's easy.
She's a lady Chinaman.
What's your real name?
Ling.
Is that your first name or your last name?
Both.
Ling Ling.
Ling Ling.
Hello.
Quality.
Quality comedy from that guy.
Okay, I think we did this way last time, right?
No?
Then it wouldn't be on that side?
I'm going to do it this way anyway.
You ready?
Yep.
God, Big John was piling them back last night.
He was.
He's like, hey, can I get one more and then I'll go?
Could I get two more?
Let's open one more beer.
That's like another 20 minutes.
And then Ron just had to leave.
He was toasted.
Oh, yeah.
I had a headache this morning.
I gotta be frank.
How did you feel?
Fine.
Yeah, you probably had like four beers.
Yeah.
Okay, let's play the Prowl Boys interstitial.
I'm gonna grab a Gatorade.
Maybe you should show yourself.
Stand back.
Stand by.
Proud Boys.
Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
Antifa's an idea, not an organization.
Oh, you got it.
Not militia.
A lot of Proud Boys shit this weekend.
This week.
Michael Graves, Joe Biggs.
What are the best Gatorades?
I think it goes clear, then orange, then blue, then yellow, then red.
Red's the worst.
and apparently it's really bad for you.
So besides Joe Beggs and Michael Graves, And I'm not even sure Michael Graves is a Proud Boy.
I think he just supports them.
I don't know if he's ever been to a meetup.
He's upstate.
So there's chapters upstate.
There's Troy.
I think there's Syracuse.
Where the fuck are the Proud Boys here?
Proud of your boy.
So here is the church thing.
I think we already talked about this.
Promoting this church.
Please go to their social media and say, hey, Proud Boys sent me here.
You guys rock.
Love the shirts.
Proud of your boy.
The African Methodist Episcopal Church is now the official church of the Proud Boys.
They own the logo, so they're the church, right?
These are the guys.
I've got their Instagram there, too.
And I want to get an interview with these guys.
I want to talk to them and ask them about the Proud Boys.
Yeah, we should keep contacting them and say, are there meetups in D.C. this weekend?
Or like, when is Joe Biggs going to get his VA benefits back?
Hey, we're trying to open a chapter in Vermont.
Does Burlington have one?
How many guys do you need to start your own chapter of the club?
Hey, we just...
And then the minutia.
Like, hey, this guy was disavowed from Columbus, and he's trying to get into the Miami chapter, and they're thinking of accepting him.
him.
What the fuck?
Michael Graves died?
What the fuck is this about?
Oh, this is some bizarre...
We're drifting into AI where there's entire personalities and videos and art.
I saw an article about me dying and my family being in mourning after my death.
So this is ex-Proud Boys member returns from death with a chilling message from Jesus.
Pride, hatred, and rebellion.
This is allegedly Michael Graves.
I'm going to text him right now.
I agree with all of this.
And maybe God sent us here for a reason.
They whisper thoughts of superiority, self-righteousness, and hatred, making people think they are justified in their sin.
They convince people that they have more time.
That repentance can wait.
That as long as they believe in God.
Okay, that's weird.
We don't know if that's made by a computer.
This is an email we got saying, is this another Douche Chills Proud Boys nod?
And it's from a woman named Lexi.
Hey, Sean and Baby Ryan, sorry if this has been submitted, but I don't remember seeing it on Gmail.
I just finished bringing grotesquerie on FX. It's not great, but it kind of grows on you.
Anyway, the last episode shows the husband of the main character in his comatose dream, aka his ideal world, attending a meeting which could only be explained as a nod to the Proud Boys.
Dude just got hit with a Me Too, and then in his coma, while he's rightfully angry and processing it, Travis Kelsey is there, and a strange Stephen Hawking guy for some reason.
Just when I was finally getting into the show, it shits on my boys.
I'm not a tech person, so I have no idea how to clip.
It's in the actual part of the show, but here's an explanation at minute three of this vid.
So this is some black dude who breaks down every episode of the show.
What a loser thing that is to do.
During the drive, Eddie asked Marshall if he is an angry man, and Eddie said that his anger was his salvation.
Eddie and Marshall arrive at their destination and enter a building where Dr. Smythe is talking to a group of men.
Marshall starts to speak in front of the group of men about how he was Me Too'd.
Yeah, we're going there!
And that he feels that society has thrown men like him and everyone in this room away.
He suggests that society needs to go back to the way it was, and that strong men are seen as dangerous, but in reality, it is the weak men.
That are the ones who are dangerous.
You know what's interesting about this theme I see in movies and TV a lot?
You've got to understand that guys who write for movies and TV are low-T beta males who couldn't get on the other side of the camera.
So their view of masculinity is almost always negative.
Even when it seems positive in clips like this, the guy will end up ultimately learning that women are stronger than men and blah, blah, fucking blah.
Anyway, go ahead.
So, we'll talk about this scene in more detail later on in the video in my theory section.
Is that Ryan's bookshelf?
But suffice to say, this is going to probably be the catalyst for Season 2, and there's a lot of things here to pick up on.
There's characters in this scene that have been seen throughout the entire series so far, and just little things said that make you think that, oh, I see where this is going, or made you confused, because I saw a lot of your comments.
Marshall gets a standing ovation and is officially a member of the Mexicali Men's Club.
Merritt finds Dr. Whittacombe and tells him that Lois needs his help and that she has lost it.
Whittacombe goes to see Lois who tells him...
Boring.
I don't care.
Check out this documentary.
Take note of some of the cast.
Vim and Peter Stork.
Clear intelligence leaders that attacked Trump and it all came out as BS, but they're involved in a nonpartisan film.
Cast stated that they had to be nonpartisan to...
Participate in the exercise.
I have a similar cheap box as you do and I've just watched.
The caretakers of the game are telling you their backstory of being fags, lesbians and the fear that their past military brethren are being manipulated by far-right extremism.
Wait, isn't the military a bunch of fag hags looking for government funds to get tits and burrito dicks?
The right-wing group is called Order of Columbus.
Is that a little Knights of Columbus reference?
And they are saying the members are all part of Sovereign Citizen blah blah blah.
And then he sends the link, War Game Film, and he goes, minute 49, they ask if white Proud Boys are involved.
Okay, let's check that out.
Sounds interesting.
I think it's worth noting that, wait a minute, this is just available on streaming.
I got the trailer here.
I think he's talking about the trailer, maybe?
Okay.
No, he says minute 49. Oh, minute 49. I'm at second 49 in the trailer.
So, yeah, I guess we can't do that.
Well, I guess...
Can you just click one?
Amazon Prime Video?
Let's see.
Yeah, one second here.
I'll put in my phone number.
I guess we should have worked this out before.
We're not doing very good TV here.
It's trying to verify your identity on Amazon.
Oh, I should have used my thing.
I'll use my...
Enter the password for this computer.
Okay.
Let me put that in.
What?
Sorry, folks.
This is not interesting.
Okay, I think I got it.
Now I've got to rent it for four bucks?
I don't have Prime here.
I'm not playing that.
Sorry.
Waste of time.
Wasted your time.
White Proud Boys are involved.
Okay.
White Proud Boys.
What a weird phrase.
They really want...
You know what's weird, too, with this obsession with the club?
There are Nazi clubs.
Like Patriot Front are a white nationalist young men's club.
You got your bad guys.
Why don't you pay any attention to them?
Or there's that Arizona dudes that went to Leonardo Joni's thing.
I'm sure they'll probably want to cover their faces, but I'm sure they'll happily do interviews.
Is it because it is a multiracial club that you're worried that it has more appeal?
I think when clubs are openly white nationalists, they go, well, that's esoteric.
No one's going to really join them.
I'm more worried about groups that are into humor and fun and silliness and have black guys.
I want to ruin them because they have more influence.
That's what it comes down to when you're canceling people is how appealing are they?
Someone's going to teach Proud Boys a lesson.
They're all chicks.
What are they going to do?
Why would Proud Boys go...
Oh yeah, this I saw.
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